GDC9 | I am only addressing this once.I am NOT gay.I played sports my entire life. I was a swimmer, wrestler, and amateur bodybuilder. I was a Boy Scout for 10 years. I spent all my schooling within the Roman Catholic parochial system.I am the absolute furthest thing from gay.That being said, I’ve had my fair share of male on male dreams and that’s how I know I’m absolutely positively not a homosexual. I’ve never acted on a single one of those urges.However, I am a libertarian and I’m totally fine with people practicing love however they want on their own property. | 2024-07-05 20:19:25 |
GDC9 | I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. | 2024-07-05 20:13:52 |
GDC9 | HEY LOOK LISTEN | 2023-01-11 22:01:09 |
GDC9 | Christine Weston Chandler, known online as Chris Chan, was arrested and charged with incest after a leaked phone conversation spread online.Chandler, 39, is being held in the Henrico County jail in Virginia after the police brought her in on Sunday afternoon. No court date or bond has been set, a representative for the jail said. Her arraignment will be in Greene County, a sheriff told Newsweek. | 2022-08-09 22:34:53 |
GDC9 | It all reached a boiling point in 2017, where he had a mental breakdown on stream. During a session of Call of Duty WWII, a troll began stream sniping him, by joining his game, berating him on the mic, shooting at him, and throwing smoke grenades, which prevented him from properly winning the game. He tried appearing offline and leaving the game, but to no avail. His viewers tried to give him advice on how to stop the trolling, but Jordie became fed up with their advice and screamed "LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN". The troll persisted throughout the stream, and Jordie, finally had enough, he threw his controller across the room, and put his face against the wall, and then punched a hole in it. He then broke down and started crying, saying that he really wanted the surgery but he might not be able to get it, and screamed that he can't take it anymore. | 2022-07-19 21:28:57 |
Godby | literal actual time traveller -1 for being a time god | 2021-08-27 17:28:50 |
shaneypoo | OKAY NOW ANIMAL | 2020-12-07 21:20:48 |
Animal | Your name's a lie, no one loves Pepsi | 2020-12-07 21:14:07 |
shaneypoo | ok | 2019-10-08 19:54:21 |
huh duh six hungeos | Wanna learn how to drink Shield real fast in Fortnite? Here we have our shield juice, our little mug. This is about the equivilent to a medium shield so lets uhhh chuggg this reall quickly. | 2019-10-08 06:02:36 |