| Hound | Jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair....."Hey there sweet cheeks" | 2022-05-17 20:16:42 |
| Jetsu | OH YEAH MERRY CHRISTMAS | 2022-05-04 05:39:19 |
| Jetsu | uh uh, no ball sucking today bwoy | 2021-04-27 01:58:56 |
| Executive Incomes | +rep has a huge wang | 2021-01-09 00:16:29 |
| Jetsu | late happy new years brudda | 2021-01-02 13:01:00 |
| Jetsu | I spied on this guy through my binoculars and only saw ♥♥♥♥. I looked at him without binoculars and still only saw ♥♥♥♥. | 2020-08-18 20:59:56 |
| Toad | He suck me good and hard through my jorts | 2020-07-28 21:21:48 |
| Executive Incomes | This guy is a known violent cannibal, please feed him he's so hungry. | 2020-06-25 13:53:17 |
| Jetsu | platinum dong | 2020-01-26 12:10:41 |
| Jetsu | Why is six afraid of seven?Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. | 2019-11-17 01:37:11 |
| pale | Imagine getting mad at video games | 2019-11-04 03:13:51 |
| Bi-PolarBear | I didn't know how edgy you were until I saw your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile description | 2019-11-04 02:43:11 |
| Jetsu | How much wood could Chuck chuck if Chuck would chuck your wood | 2019-09-07 17:57:39 |
| Executive Incomes | Anyone in this thread smoke weed | 2019-07-12 19:25:35 |
| ₜᵣₐₛₕ | runka min gurka | 2019-03-16 03:26:58 |
| ₜᵣₐₛₕ | i like your sphincter | 2019-02-18 08:31:10 |
| Jetsu | congrats on the marriage bro <3 | 2019-01-30 04:10:53 |
| baaa | life hack : kill pregnant women for that double kill! | 2018-12-16 14:29:00 |
| Executive Incomes | I am going to remove all of your teeth with a rubber mallet. You'll have to drink all your food through a straw like a geriatric 90 year old. I am going to break every single one of your ribs by striking you with an axe handle. I'll see to it they don't set properly, and every breath you take will wrack you with agony. And I will remove your kneecaps with a box cutter and replace them with crushed soda cans. All this will make sure you never ever forget me, because I love you very much :) | 2018-11-27 10:34:51 |
| baaa | happy fake chicken day | 2018-11-22 13:16:50 |
| Executive Incomes | I'm going to pull your fingernails through your lungs. No one can stop me. No one would dare stop me. | 2018-10-16 23:16:58 |
| baaa | 10/10 doesn't get startled at anything, except for people being startled of course | 2018-09-25 22:49:29 |
| pale | ok | 2018-08-26 23:41:43 |
| Executive Incomes | Bogart | 2018-08-14 09:41:40 |
| pale | yes | 2018-07-28 23:20:15 |
| Jetsu | hapyru birthdayru | 2018-07-13 20:37:10 |
| Jetsu | く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉 ＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´ ／｀ｰ' L/／｀ヽ､ / ／, /| , , ', ｲ / /-‐/ ｉ L_ ﾊ ヽ! i | ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | | !,/7 'ゞ' ´i__rﾊiソ| | |.从" _ ,,,, / |./ | ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__ _,.イ / .i | ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. | | |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i | .|/ / ｉ： ﾍ! ＼ | kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､! !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr' ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ ﾄ-,/ |___./ 'ｰ' !_,./ | 2018-07-13 20:37:02 |
| Executive Incomes | You will die on August 14th, 2039 at 3:42pm :) | 2018-06-19 01:04:44 |
| Jetsu | hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england i selled my wife for internet connection for play conter stirk and i want to become the goodest player like you i play 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2 pls no copy pasterino my story | 2018-06-14 01:18:03 |
| V | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo. | 2018-02-28 11:43:04 |
| Hound | Your penis is too large and it's making me feel inferior. My lawyers will be contacting you shortly. | 2018-02-22 18:51:24 |
| baaa | 🎆 happy new years 🎆 | 2018-01-01 14:46:31 |
