| goongunch bobpants | I'M GOING INTO LABOR | 2024-02-21 00:56:13 |
| goongunch bobpants | GIVE ME THE GOOP GIVE ME THE GOOP RIGHT NOW | 2024-02-21 00:56:05 |
| chuckrad | I just screenshotted your NFT.You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:FAQ:Why did you screenshot my NFT?I'm not going to tell you.Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.How are you screenshotting my NFTs?I screenshot when you post them on your profile.What are you planning to do with my NFTs?Have them all.What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?There's nothing you can do.When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?You cannot escape me.Do I call the police?No. The authorities will not help you.What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?Be aware.What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?I will make sure you're not.If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.Summary:I am screenshotting your NFTs. | 2021-11-15 13:44:36 |
| Gustavo Amon (AKA Gus) | nta but i did just catch my wife cheating on me | 2021-10-23 23:20:41 |
| mountepic | I (22M) caught my brother (15M), my sister (18F), my father (58M), my mother (56F), my other brother (24M), my other sister (12F), my uncle (50M), my aunt (47F), my niece (7F), my nephew (12M), my grandfather on my fathers side (79M), my grandmother on my fathers side (81F/Deceased), my grandfather on my mothers side (92M), my grandmother on my mothers side (92F), my neighbour (34F), my neighbours roommate who is subsequently also my neighbour (37F), their daughter (5F) and my neighbours daughters friend (6F) all throwing a party. I (22M) was not invited to this party, hosted by (50M) and (58M). | 2021-10-23 23:14:14 |
| mountepic | (79M), who the party had been thrown for had objected to myself (22M) being invited alongside (7F), (12F) and (34F).I (22M) believe that this decision, made by (50M) and (58M) was sexist despite myself (22M) being the only (M) not invited. I (22M) successfully convinced (7F), (12F), and (34F) that this was sexist and now (7F), (12F) and (34F) are advocating for (50M) and (58M) to allow myself (22M) into (79M)'s party. | 2021-10-23 23:14:10 |
| mountepic | (50M) told me (22M) that I was being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) however the others (34F, 37F, 5F, 6F) believe that I (22M) was not being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F).In retaliation to being uninvited from the party, I (22M) called my family member (24M) "not thicc in the slightest," and that he (24M) should "delete his (24M) Instagram account as his (24M) posts were mediocre at best".My (58M) contacted me (22M) to tell me (22M) that I (22M) was being removed from the will ($15M). I (22M) think this is entirely uncalled for. After talking to (34F, not 37F), they (34F, 37F) both agreed that this was crazy so they put me (22M) into contact with their (5F) and their (5F)'s friend (6F) for assistance with the whole ordeal. | 2021-10-23 23:13:58 |
| mountepic | After repeated contact with (5F) and (6F), I (22M) was arrested by the police (??M, ??M, ??F) and told that I (22M) was an absolute creep.I (22M) instantly called (34F, 37F) but they (34F, 37F) did not pick up. Then the police (??M, ??M, ??F) showed me (22M) footage which mustn't have been real as I (22M) didn't remember it, which showed me (22M) stealing food from children (?M, ?M) to please (5F, 6F).Furthermore, my (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) was questioned and agreed that I (22M) was an absolute creep. My (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) then showed the police (??M, ??M, ??F) that I (22M) had not been taking my prescription medicines. | 2021-10-23 23:13:52 |
| mountepic | I (22M) have now been taking my (22M) meds for 1 week and have gone back to normal. But now my (22M) (34F, 37F) refuse to talk to me (22M), (5F, 6F) aren't allowed near me (22M) and my (22M) (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) refuse to put me (22M) back in the will ($14M after (50M gambling addiction)).I (22M) was unaware that I (22M) was a creep and therefore believe I (22M) should be freed from any punishments but my (34F, 37F) think that I (22M) am responsible for my (22M) actions. I (22M) believe this is ridiculous and that I (22M) didn't know.So Reddit, am I (22M) or are (5F, 6F, 34F, 37F) and (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) absolutely bonkers? | 2021-10-23 23:13:46 |
| Lavenza🦋📖🦋 | I meant not Evan UH OH | 2020-07-12 01:08:13 |
| Lavenza🦋📖🦋 | Evan has soiled himself UH OH! | 2020-07-12 01:07:35 |
| BestFighter | +rep, very fast and fair trader :D | 2019-12-23 15:09:52 |
| Jacked | if you aint swol sshut up weeklings | 2018-02-18 18:09:29 |
| chuckrad | -rep is probably moe | 2018-02-15 20:58:21 |
| Gustavo Amon (AKA Gus) | -rep Doesn't even know his own name | 2018-02-03 22:04:50 |
| chuckrad | doesn't even eat shredded cheese from the bag at 3 am | 2018-01-29 19:54:30 |
| Jacked | Is a looser man | 2018-01-26 22:23:03 |
| chuckrad | -rep doesn't even have memes | 2015-12-27 17:21:00 |
