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SteamID64: 76561198275896032
SteamID32: [U:1:315630304]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:157815152
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/ricefieldgod/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198275896032
Status: Offline
Privacy: Friends-Only
Profile Setup: True
Premium: UNK
Creation: 2016-01-10 10:24:28 (GMT) [Estimated]
Last Updated: 2023-01-16 09:33:41
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| vandalen | 2023-01-06 13:26:32 [Estimated] |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/ricefieldgod/ | 2023-01-06 13:26:32 |
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| Friends-Only | 2023-01-06 13:26:32 |
| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
|---|---|---|
| JG | Ｈａｐｐｙ ２０１７！！！ （っ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）っ──☆＊：・ﾟ | 2024-03-21 17:44:47 |
| vandalen | anytime baby | 2024-03-11 14:01:34 |
| Brot. | GIVES GOOD HEAD | 2024-03-11 10:52:03 |
| vandalen | whats up you want an autograph? | 2024-02-27 11:49:02 |
| Chimken :D | draaaaakeeeeeeeee | 2024-02-26 16:29:28 |
| Alpvia | this guy is so good to feel inside me | 2024-01-13 10:49:59 |
| Lumenalt | AHHH AHHH AHH IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YESYESYESYESYESYESYES AAAAAH | 2024-01-02 13:27:31 |
| Serhat | IM GOING RAW ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2024-01-02 11:44:50 |
| The OG ChocoCookie | <3 | 2024-01-02 04:45:58 |
| vandalen | nou zeg | 2023-11-01 11:31:20 |
| Lumenite | fwewfewefwefwefwefwefwef | 2023-09-24 11:08:34 |
| Serhat | YOU LIKE ♥♥♥♥? | 2023-09-19 20:15:39 |
| Serhat | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-09-16 17:50:05 |
| Serhat | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-08-30 05:47:33 |
| JG | Good Sauce | 2023-07-29 17:59:34 |
| Brot. | Good Sauce | 2023-07-29 01:09:49 |
| The OG ChocoCookie | hey | 2023-06-07 10:20:12 |
| Magnanimous | +rep number one active member on المجاهدون discord server without ever saying any racist comments | 2023-05-15 09:07:41 |
| vandalen | need... to... gaming... | 2023-05-07 06:53:00 |
| Serhat | +rep One shot, one kill. No luck, just skill ✔ | 2023-04-28 13:32:04 |
| DoktorPills | give me head | 2023-04-27 15:40:49 |
| Natteee | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3cNUJK-u64 | 2023-04-15 16:02:45 |
| Natteee | I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embarrassing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embarrassing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him? | 2023-04-06 17:00:30 |
| Vichenzo | +rep yeah put it all on me, someone is in denial | 2023-03-21 17:19:54 |
| KANKER ZWERTEN | +REP HATES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-03-14 08:31:40 |
| vandalen | need to finish all sakura games asap | 2023-03-13 09:00:00 |
| Lumenite | cant even buy sons of the forest cringe | 2023-02-23 12:24:57 |
| Alpvia | LET ME HIT IT ONCE GODDDDDDDDD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE | 2023-01-21 18:29:55 |
| Lumenite | +rep ♥♥♥♥♥ kids | 2023-01-05 17:31:39 |
| Natteee | Can confirm he does. | 2022-12-27 17:53:28 |
| WillOnceWas | +rep takes it crazy deep fr fr | 2022-12-08 14:30:07 |
| Quando | +rep loves killing 13yo boys | 2022-11-27 00:15:08 |
| vandalen | Many friend groups have a Dale in them. Dale likes to meticulously plan every moment of your vacation. You will all wake up at 7 a.m. You will quickly grab the hotel’s continental breakfast at 7:30 a.m., and be on your way to Dollywood for an 8 a.m. arrival.You will spend exactly three hours at this famed theme park and then drive to Newfound Gap in Great Smoky Mountains National Park, arriving by noon. You will enjoy this overlook for 20 minutes, take exactly five selfies, and then continue on to the Oconaluftee Visitor Center for a 12:45 p.m. arrival. | 2022-11-15 03:03:40 |
| Lumenite | -rep weird 18+ adult guy | 2022-10-18 14:53:10 |
| Alpvia | Huge schlong, impressive stuff. | 2022-10-02 03:42:02 |
| vandalen | he is talking about yandere dev | 2022-08-18 13:37:26 |
| Natteee | +rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. | 2022-08-18 11:02:15 |
| Natteee | So, you have conquered Expert, at last. Congratulations are certainly in order. Welcome to the Expert club, brother! | 2022-07-28 15:53:46 |
| Natteee | What an interesting comment section. | 2022-07-16 14:42:43 |
| vandalen | It's free so I shouldn't complain, HOWEVER...Disney can do MUCH better than this. The best experiences are the UI and the Jungle Book snake. The worst experience is everything else.Soapbox time:Spherical video is NOT VR. Hardware does not define content. Just because I can eat cement with a spoon doesn't make it a food experience. | 2022-07-12 17:42:33 |
| pep | piemel | 2022-06-05 15:14:29 |
| por g | on god 🤔 | 2022-04-22 08:44:59 |
| Am | go get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-04-22 08:43:55 |
| Natteee | , . ☀️ . . ✦ . . , , .. . 🚀 ˚ Roger that, , . . . * ✦ sir. . . . . . . 🌑 . . ˚ . ﾟ . . 🌎 *. . ✦ ˚ * . | 2022-04-20 06:02:24 |
| Iratas | THE ALL TIME BLOONS WARLORD THUGHUNTER LOVER | 2022-04-19 00:59:03 |
| Natteee | Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting vandalen (the real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with vandalen, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with vandalen (again I don't expect you to understand) he's actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Steam degenerates (because ill be meeting vandalen, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting vandalen and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) | 2022-04-13 08:49:01 |
| vandalen | If you're blindfolded and getting your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your ♥♥♥♥ or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present. | 2022-04-13 04:54:39 |
| vandalen | ♥♥♥♥ should be measured in volume. Think about it. If someone has a 20cm ♥♥♥♥ but only like 3cm in diameter its not that much ♥♥♥♥. I get it would be harder to measure. You could probably use the formula of a truncted cone or cylinder. If you fill a measuring jug full, put your ♥♥♥♥ in it so it overflows and measure how much water displaced you could find the volume of your ♥♥♥♥ that way. That’s how archimedes would do it | 2022-04-13 04:49:43 |
| Iratas | ♥♥♥♥ lover | 2022-04-01 19:21:30 |
| Quando | Big black ♥♥♥♥♥ hoe | 2022-03-01 04:31:04 |
| Natteee | A copypasta is a block of text that is copied and pasted across the Internet by individuals through online forums and social networking websites. Copypastas are said to be similar to spam[1] as they are often used to annoy other users and disrupt online discourse. | 2022-02-20 12:11:59 |
| Lumenite | -rep doesn't swallow | 2022-01-31 15:33:46 |
| Natteee | This is an interesting comment section. | 2022-01-19 12:01:15 |
| vandalen | Dude... BRO? When that random enemy in Arc 2 said that he was going to skin my penis and turn it into a sock for the Shadow Queen's foreskin sock collection I was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invested. Isn't it like... so cool when the enemies in this FAMILY FRIENDLY game say stuff that's NOT family friendly!?!!?!!? I swear these writers must have ascended to the heavens, plucked words from the mouth of God himself and implemented them into Wizard101's second arc. My favourite part of this game is walking into some miscellaneous goblin's house in bum♥♥♥♥ nowhere and he says he wants to broil my bones and eat my flesh. It's so, like, deep, bro. It makes the enemies so much more threatening, ESPECIALLY when they all say it. Heh, and they say this game is for kids! LUDICROUS! | 2022-01-15 06:08:30 |
| Brot. | coc n balls | 2021-12-13 08:04:29 |
| Am | ??????? | 2021-12-08 04:20:10 |
| Am | fugly | 2021-11-01 12:41:02 |
| Iratas | man that hits hard tonight tbh | 2021-10-22 10:54:57 |
| vandalen | If wanna know why I unfriended its because we don't talk a lot, and plus when ever I talk to you, you usally don't respond. Don't take it personal, although I don't think I will. | 2021-10-22 08:52:46 |
| Natteee | Congratulations on beating Cuphead, my friend. It's a neat little milestone to add to the shelf, but now it is time for the real challenge: expert mode! I expect you to go through with it. Don't disappoint me, brother. Give them hell! | 2021-10-20 15:31:02 |
| Iratas | +rep btd 6 master!1!!!! | 2021-10-15 03:51:54 |
| Brot. | as tech n9ne said"if you cant be good with urself how u gonna be good paired up with someone else? speedooom if you wanna go with the speeedom" | 2021-10-11 11:09:17 |
| McMw | Please take my virginity chad | 2021-10-03 05:38:52 |
| vandalen | Why of course I’m going to do that, this is about the start of tumble weeds and how they’re actually not native to the Americas whatsoever.The story starts in Russia where h the tumbleweed first showed up, since most of Russia was inhabited this wasn’t a problem and they could produce freely without having to worry about human intervention or potentially even bring harm to humans. The real problem started when tumbleweeds were brought over to the Midwest US. These mad weeds from hell reigned chaos wherever they showed up, reproducing in numbers no person or even government could control. And because of their super high reproduction rates the chances of them mutating against plant poisons was very high and super frequent.This leads us to today where tumbleweeds will reign supreme over the lands of the US and even 250-300 years later, people are dedicating their entire careers to finding a way to kill these annoying weeds. | 2021-09-30 12:41:21 |
| Brot. | bigball | 2021-09-29 10:56:35 |
| Am | tiny ass stinky penis | 2021-09-25 10:21:18 |
| Am | youre really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly | 2021-09-22 08:39:38 |
| Natteee | I wish you all the best, brother. Stay safe and take it easy! | 2021-09-13 17:20:48 |
| Am | you smell like ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-09-09 07:57:23 |
| vandalen | devil daggering has happened | 2021-09-07 12:18:33 |
| Am | -rep stinks and ♥♥♥♥♥ too much | 2021-08-28 23:59:55 |
| shrimpmayonnaise | +rep helped me rob a Chuck E Cheese so we can buy Valheim for the squad | 2021-08-23 09:40:40 |
| daze | balls | 2021-08-22 20:01:14 |
| Starzee | nee jij | 2021-07-20 16:56:43 |
| Lumenite | made me ♥♥♥ so hard that i shot to space due to newtons third law | 2021-06-10 10:31:07 |
| shrimpmayonnaise | ligma | 2021-06-08 03:46:20 |
| Quando | fillemwiththevenomandeliminatemotherwordsiminutemaidem | 2021-06-08 03:09:21 |
| Quando | +Rep helped me divorce my wife. | 2021-05-23 04:33:52 |
| Starzee | Piemol Balluh Jellytown | 2021-05-15 15:39:07 |
| Am | puta pp | 2021-05-07 09:11:28 |
| Brot. | joe biden | 2021-04-17 03:40:14 |
| Iratas | Ate d3rp didn't msg me :Pain: | 2021-03-31 23:46:36 |
| d3rpin4 | gaye | 2021-03-20 09:36:26 |
| Ren | babe | 2021-02-26 20:37:44 |
| vandalen | I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... | 2021-02-26 08:44:57 |
| Ren | babe | 2021-02-22 20:12:12 |
| vandalen | Fun fact: Statistically left handed people write better than people with no hands | 2021-02-21 13:34:02 |
| vandalen | I dont drink milk my bones so weak i run for one hour i dont move for a week | 2021-01-15 13:59:34 |
| Quando | Mom had an affair 18 years ago, I [18M] am the product of it. My dad just informed me of all this, and told me he will not pay for my college, while my siblings got their college experience paid by our dad. | 2020-12-29 11:34:08 |
| Quando | My [36M] wife [34F] keeps tying my boots after I've told her to keep her hands off of them. I tried to teach her a lesson and really hurt her feelings. | 2020-12-29 11:33:32 |
| Quando | My (32F) husband (36M) became a robot and I don’t know how to help him. | 2020-12-29 11:32:03 |
| Quando | I (29F) keep finding long hairs in my bathroom, which is strange because my husband (32M) is bald and I have a short pixie crop hairstyle | 2020-12-29 11:31:43 |
| vandalen | Hey guys i want to wish you all a happy new year. Discord is full of copypasted new yearmessages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with. A big hug, Sarah. | 2020-12-24 06:11:42 |
| vandalen | This is really annoying. Having someone watch me and my every move.When it’s trolls like you that are constantly watching me. And cyber bullying me. And saying fat girl.get gone.Well I can lose the weight but you can’t lose the ugly. | 2020-12-14 11:41:54 |
| vandalen | wtf u say? don't make me verbally abuse ur ass. i will nerd, come at me autistic ♥♥♥. play a real game kid. are you going to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up kid? yea yea same. all you can do is copy cuz ur not original and probably dumb as ♥♥♥♥. i told you i would verbally abuse ur ass. stop flaming and making deregratory [sic] remarks about me. better be careful who you pick a fight with, otherwise you get beat up kid. now stop bugging me kid. | 2020-11-29 14:56:23 |
| vandalen | My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA? | 2020-11-24 13:15:40 |
| vandalen | "Ladies, how do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?" | 2020-11-23 03:59:49 |
| Am | vandalen more like dumb | 2020-11-16 08:11:00 |
| vandalen | 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever. | 2020-09-19 14:28:27 |
| vandalen | falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. | 2020-09-19 14:28:25 |
| vandalen | Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers | 2020-09-19 14:28:17 |
| vandalen | o-owo;....w-what's this? shakingly palms your bolgy wolgy u-uwu, sempai..i-is that a towel in youw pants or aw you just happy too see me owo; a bead of sweat drips down my forehead as you point the gun to my fowehead. tears fall down my cheeks as you tighten your grip on the trigger. i shake my head p-pwease, sempai unu..don't do this.. but all my begging was put to shame as you shoot me point bwank in the fowehead. blood gushes from the huge shot on my head, some of it staining your bullet proof vest. it was year **, and you're being sent on a mission to wipe out all the owo zombies. you call someone on your walkie talkie. "sarge, general ghost is down. we lost another one..over." you say with teary eyes. "you did your best, soldier. we'll send a helicopter back there so you can abort. we'll just nuke the whole city. for now, stay safe, soldier. over and out." | 2020-09-14 09:50:21 |
| vandalen | Theory: Drake did not do half a Xanax.If we look at a Xanax pill we can see that if it were to be divided in half we would be left with a ‘Xan’. Thus, we can infer that a ‘Xan’ is half of a ‘Xanax’.However, In Travis Scott’s chart topping track ‘SICKO MODE’ Aubrey Drake Graham claims that he “did half a Xan”. If a Xan is half of a Xanax we must therefore conclude that Drake did in fact only a quarter of a Xanax. The effects of which allegedly caused him to become unconscious for approximately thirteen (13) hours. | 2020-09-13 12:33:48 |
| vandalen | Can you eat poop if you cook it?In theory, yes, experts say. But the meat must be cooked, which will kill any noxious pathogens before you eat it. "In the food safety world we say, 'don't eat poop,'" said Douglas Powell, a professor of food safety at Kansas State University. "But if you're going to, make sure it's cooked." | 2020-09-07 09:14:30 |
| vandalen | I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. | 2020-09-07 09:13:15 |
| vandalen | im not a ♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard warrior and never will be.... I wish if all your keyboard warrior ♥♥♥♥♥ talk was in front of me then I wouldn't even punch you cause its illegally to hit less than 18 underage kids and I swear on God beautiful day of today I will give you one slap only kid that will remove that lil Mexican drug lord 5th grade school play mustache and will take your 15 year old ass soul outta of you but it can happen cause you gonna be like all these ♥♥♥♥♥ ass keyboards warriors so im just gonna do my favourite anti ♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard warriors button.... BLOCK. I know your face pray to God that you don't get pump to a strange 6.2 pro fighter athletic ruthless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cause that would be me when you meet him kid | 2020-09-07 09:11:32 |
| Magnanimous | -rep didn't commit suicide | 2020-09-07 07:37:43 |
| vandalen | WELL TO BE COMPLETELY FAIR THE LGBTQRTUVWXYZ+ COMMUNITY IS A VERY IMPORTANT AND CRUCIAL PART OF SOCIETY AND ANYONE THAT DISAGREES SIMPLY LACKS THE HIGH INTELLECT OF SOMEONE OF THE LGBTQRTUVWXYZ+ COMMUNITY. PEOPLE THAT DO NOT APPRECIATE THE LGBTQRTUVWXYZ+ COMMUNITY TRULY ARE SIMPLETONS OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE, SIMPLY LACKING THE MORAL AND MENTAL CAPACITY TO PROCESS THAT IS THE SUPERIORITY OF BEING DIFFERENT. WAKE UP PEOPLE, ITS 2020 AND THE LGBTQRTUVWXYZ+ COMMUNITY IS COMING IN HOT. | 2020-09-07 05:41:38 |
| vandalen | Guys why is there not an owo emote? Is it because Discord is condescending towards the concept of furries? I have noticed Discord focuses a lot on the more “mainstream” aspect of media, while leaving my furry friends in the dark, rotting away and burning. Furries need to be acknowledged more. We will take over the world soon and your survival is a matter of being on the right side, which is ours. Furries are known to be born with animal senses as well as animal strength, my dad always says I have gorilla grip. He doesn’t even know I’m a furry yet but he still knows the animal inside of me. It’s time to wake up people, us furries are coming for the rest of the world and we’re taking our gorilla grips with us. | 2020-09-06 09:53:22 |
| vandalen | I’m ridiculously smart, no seriously. My IQ has been measured at 267. Why have you not heard of me you ask? It’s simple, only the lesser talented make it to the spotlight. Real talent stays in the shadow. I can solve over one trillion equations out of my memory, and that’s only in maths. My mental capacity and superiority in comparison to that of my peers is considered extraterrestrial. The government is currently looking for me to try to research my body and brain structure. Apart from my insane intellect I am also a bodybuilder and prodigy UFC fighter with a record of 43-0. | 2020-09-06 09:49:10 |
| vandalen | Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.How can I prevent this from happening in the future?Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com . I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. | 2020-09-06 08:28:34 |
| vandalen | I just downvoted your comment.FAQWhat does this mean?The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.Why did you do this?There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:• Rudeness towards other Redditors, • Spreading incorrect information, • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.Am I banned from the Reddit?No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? | 2020-09-06 08:28:27 |
| vandalen | OP is a Trump supporter.I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue. | 2020-09-06 08:27:55 |
| vandalen | It starts out with two individuals, King Bach, and his friend.King Bach then gets famished and thinks of a means to remedy his hunger.He finds that only ice cream can sate his hunger.King Bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately his friend, in a rather upset tone, said that King Bach could only get a spoonful.Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon.This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would be able to empty the entire quart of ice cream. Thus leaving his friend without any ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. | 2020-07-27 06:08:07 |
| vandalen | Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say. | 2020-06-22 06:35:01 |
| vandalen | I did it, but at what cost. Evewything, evewything I had, evewyone I woved, evewy one of my dweams. I went to the Pizza Hut and gave them a swice of pizza and the empwoyee behind the countew said “mmmmm oh yeah” a bettew weaction to the pizza he had bought at the hut when he tasted it. He wooked at me in howwow and pointed a scwawny twisted, gweasy fingew at me and in a waspy voice said “youuuuuuuuu.” He instantwy tuwned white as the wife dwained fwom his eyes. He tuwned to ash and so did aww the othew wowkews. The managew came out of his office and shwieked “SOMEONE DID IT HE DID IT” He awso tuwned to ash instantwy. I wan home thinking about what I did and I got a caww fwom my mom. She said in a sad voice that the cops shot my dad, and evewyone ewse in my famiwy on sight. When I asked why she was shot. The powiceman picked up the phone and towd me “you out pizza’d the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hut.” | 2020-06-15 05:11:11 |
| vandalen | ♥♥♥♥ and baww towtuwe (cbt) ow penis towtuwe is a sexuaw activity invowving appwication of pain ow constwiction to the mawe genitaws. This may invowve diwectwy painfuw activities, such as genitaw piewcing, wax pway, genitaw spanking, squeezing, baww-busting, genitaw fwogging, uwethwaw pway, tickwe towtuwe, ewotic ewectwostimuwation ow even kicking.[1] the wecipient of such activities may weceive diwect physicaw pweasuwe via masochism, ow emotionaw pweasuwe thwough ewotic humiwiation, ow knowwedge that the pway is pweasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these pwactices cawwy significant heawth wisks. | 2020-06-11 04:30:18 |
| vandalen | The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. | 2020-06-05 14:44:16 |
| vandalen | Everything comes at a price Tom Brady said to his son, as he motioned him over to the massage table. Kiss me son, kiss me deeply and use your tongue; and you can use the computer. With tears in his eyes, the boy walked over placing his lips on Toms. | 2020-06-03 04:19:59 |
| vandalen | If you are reading this, then you are wasting precious time reading the comments. You will probably comment or like this, but you will waste more time. You are now thinking what I am on about, probably thinking that I am on something. However you are just wasting more time reading my comment. I have just wasted precious moments of your life that you could have spent sleeping or smoking weed. If you just realised, I have wasted more time explaining that I have wasted time. For this reason you might as well like this comment, as you might as well waste more time. Thank you for your wasted time | 2020-05-14 14:33:15 |
| vandalen | they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they're not just shallow- they say something nothing in pa rticular. As a consequence people who dislike XXXTentacion truly ARE normies- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in X's existencial catchphra. "I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underage sister in the throat" which itself is a cryptic reference to 8 year olds on Xbox live. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as X's genius unfolds itself in their headphones. What fools... how I pity them. • And yes by the way, I DO have a X tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of rep own (preferably lower) beforehand. | 2020-04-27 14:06:53 |
| vandalen | To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand XUTENTACION. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical edge most of the bars will go over a typical listener's head. There's also XXXTentacions's pretentious outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Emo literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; | 2020-04-27 14:06:51 |
| vandalen | running though I think I may go Gamers for my marketing. The ideal products for my site would make gamers drool. Not to mention also having to import all product data through all of Googles services, search engine optimization, and finding a good backdrop and color scheme that was satisfying to look at on mobile and desktop. Without miss-advertising the goal or products...Last time I checked I also needed to change some products due to price changes from sales ending. | 2020-04-14 02:20:01 |
| vandalen | Well if you correlate to experience my verdict is heroin does not make you a heroine. But my environment was cheap ghetto so shrug. I don't know about you inner-city folk. My business knowledge comes from setting up 1 website and running everything solo. U.U product selection sucked, because Dropshipping is importing I had to deal with restyling each products description, give user-friendly product titles, and take out the duplicate/unnecessary pictures. Not to mention sorting through thousands of products to find things fitting my business avenue. If I ever get it up and | 2020-04-14 02:19:55 |
| vandalen | Opium is dried latex obtained from the seed capsules of the opium poppy Papaver somniferum. Approximately 12 percent of opium is made up of the analgesic alkaloid morphine, which is processed chemically to produce heroin and other synthetic opioids for medicinal use and for illegal drug trade. | 2020-04-13 08:24:03 |
| vandalen | WHEN DO I GET TO PLAY? I JUST SPAWN, DIE, SPAWN, DIE. THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it dude I'm switching classes. BOOM you little ♥♥♥♥♥ get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK. DIE DIE DIE HAHAHA thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. DROP SHOT ♥♥♥♥♥ you're TRASH. YOU'RE A GARBAGE CAN BLAH BLAH BLAH I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOM YOU CANCER KID YOU'RE ADOPTED I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR MOM I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR MOM I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR MOM. YEAH YEAH YEAH MUTED IDIOT. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUTED, TRASH. | 2020-03-31 16:23:43 |
| vandalen | Hows it going heroes, TheZanySidekick here bringing you another Free For All gameplay on Nuketown. Heroes, I won't lie to you, today sucked. James pushed me into a locker and ♥♥♥♥ all over my TI-83 calculator. Literally ♥♥♥♥ on me and my calculator. I hate James so much I wish he would knock it off. Heroes can we get 50 likes on this video to show James that the real heroes got my back? Lets get 50 likes to end bullyi- Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ God this guy keeps corner camping and it's pissing me the ♥♥♥♥ off. Just hold forward on the analog stick you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways what was I talking about? Right, so I was jus- ♥♥♥♥, GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAWN YOU VIRGIN YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥. I just want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY SPAWN. ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKING??? | 2020-03-31 16:23:41 |
| Lumenite | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. | 2020-03-22 19:14:46 |
| Lumenite | +rep I am sexually comfortable around him showing my feet. | 2020-03-22 17:58:50 |
| vandalen | ou fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it. | 2020-03-07 06:51:27 |
| vandalen | NOT SO FAST! :triumph:PUT YOUR HANDS :raised_hands: WHERE I CAN SEE EM! :eyes: YOU ARE BEING ROBBED! :two_hearts::two_hearts::cold_sweat: GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY :relieved: OR I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU!:flushed::two_hearts: WHAT!? :triumph::triumph:YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAND IT OVER :two_hearts::angry::kissing_heart: THAT DOES IT!! :angry::fist::fist: IMMA FIST :punch::speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil: YO :hearts::hearts::hearts:!!! :lips::tongue::two_hearts::heartbeat::fist: SO BEND OVER :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:! :flushed::angry::tongue::lips::triumph: YOU ABOUT TO FEEL MY FISTS :fist::punch::kissing_heart::persevere: WE GONNA FILM THIS :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: TO MAKE THE STACKS OH!! YOU FEEL THAT? :lips::relieved::flushed::hear_no_evil::smirk: THATS MY FIST :punch: GOING BACK AND FORTH INTO YA SWEET :hearts::hearts::hearts: YOU DIRTY :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: the end | 2020-02-29 15:57:03 |
| vandalen | i'm about to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut. Seriously guys, I've been watching so much minecraft porn that my penis can automatically generate ♥♥♥ in a millisecond then release it faster than the speed of sound. My ♥♥♥ will hit your face so hard that you'll start to break like stone and my child will develope faster than you can say "a". The ♥♥♥ that comes from my body is the ultimate alpha tool only used for gamers and gamers only, so libtards can suck my perfect white ♥♥♥. Minecraft porn is the alpha ♥♥♥ strategy and if you don't watch Minecraft porn then you're missing out on the best gamer experience of your horrible life. The amount of semen you can produce as an alpha will blow your ugly face right off you. Minecraft porn changed my life and it can change yours. Don't miss out on this alpha gamer experience. | 2020-02-17 16:45:21 |
| vandalen | Bro Chris brown hits different when you're Rhianna | 2020-02-09 12:12:06 |
| vandalen | Wast semestew I appwied fow a softwawe intewnship wowking on Teswa’s autopiwot pwogwams. Thewe’s so much mystique awound Teswa these days. Awound Ewon Musk. And wet me teww you, he doesn’t have time fow any of that in pewson. He’s a busy man, and an impowtant one. | 2020-02-08 15:06:52 |
| vandalen | rodney kingWhen a women gets on her knees to give a blow job, the man swings from side to side smacking her around the head and face with his erect penis. | 2020-02-07 08:19:50 |
| vandalen | This attitude really pisses me off. And is the rest of all the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: plastic fidget spinners flooding Youtube... ...Take for instance, the Vorso Flat Top. The is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents. This isn't some stupid fad for kids on Youtube to mess about with while playing Minecraft. There are plenty of bespoke spinners that go for >$300 or even approaching the thousands. Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch? Or for driving a Mercedes Benz? I wish people would stop conflating cheap plastic spinners with luxury executive spinners... | 2020-02-05 12:42:24 |
| vandalen | NOT SO FAST! :triumph:PUT YOUR HANDS :raised_hands: WHERE I CAN SEE EM! :eyes: YOU ARE BEING ROBBED! :two_hearts::two_hearts::cold_sweat: GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY :relieved: OR I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU!:flushed::two_hearts: WHAT!? :triumph::triumph:YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAND IT OVER :two_hearts::angry::kissing_heart: THAT DOES IT!! :angry::fist::fist: IMMA FIST :punch::speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil: YO :hearts::hearts::hearts:!!! :lips::tongue::two_hearts::heartbeat::fist: SO BEND OVER :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:! :flushed::angry::tongue::lips::triumph: YOU ABOUT TO FEEL MY FISTS :fist::punch::kissing_heart::persevere: WE GONNA FILM THIS :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: TO MAKE THE STACKS OH!! YOU FEEL THAT? :lips::relieved::flushed::hear_no_evil::smirk: THATS MY FIST :punch: GOING BACK AND FORTH INTO YA SWEET ASS YOU DIRTY ♥♥♥♥♥ the end | 2020-02-05 12:42:13 |
| vandalen | "Hey there." A deep voice softens your ears. You turn around to see your next-door neighbor, Cummy bot. "O-oh hi there." You say awkwardly. He scratches his head. "So uh... how's a going?" He says. You notice how his arms flex when he scratches head, you cherish that moment. "I'm good, I'm good. How were you?" He smiles and grabs by the :hearts::hearts::hearts:. "I'm gonna :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: you, LMAO XD." He says softly. You look into sky blue eyes as they look into your soul. ":sweat_smile:Aight :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: make it quick though, I'm heating up ramen :joy::joy:." He bends over your car and strips you naked. As he slaps your :hearts::hearts::hearts:, he whispers something in your ear. "Subscribe and like for more GTA 5 funny moments." Your nether regions start as wet as your weird uncle, Tom. Ready to repost some copypasta with for me for mobile users?" He growls. You nod submissively, knowing what you just got yourself into | 2020-02-05 12:41:09 |
| vandalen | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning. I'm calling the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FBI on your pedophile ass | 2020-02-05 12:33:18 |
| vandalen | At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly. | 2020-02-05 12:31:50 |
| vandalen | Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:, two little poots of :hearts::hearts::hearts: is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of :hearts::hearts::hearts:? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:, pal. | 2020-02-05 12:31:26 |
| vandalen | Hey :wave: You :punch:Yes you right there :woman_raising_hand: I am here:point_down:to say :flushed: that size :eggplant::straight_ruler: doesn’t matter :woman_gesturing_no: in fact :upside_down: very big is very bad :exploding_head: the G-Spot :weary: is located :mag: about 3 inches :fried_shrimp: in the NoNo zone :cat: so if your fingers:point_up_2:can do it :yum: Why wouldn’t my 4 inch pp :wink: so next time :soon: you think :underage: about disrespecting :triumph: a young :angry: king :crown:for his pp. don’t :ok_hand: | 2020-02-05 12:31:18 |
| vandalen | So you see, it all started when I was 8. My mom had just beaten me, and I was pretty upset. She had only hit my butt, and my back, but I felt a weird strangeness in my penis. I hadn’t learned to masturbate yet, so I just cried from the pain. When I was 11, my dad sold my Xbox 360. I was angry, screaming, crying. I ran to the bathroom, and that is where I learned to play with myself. It was new, amazing. I tried again that night, but it wasn’t the same. I knew what the issue was. Whenever I was yelled at, id cry, and jump under the covers. Soon, my home life became perfect. My parents decided not to divorce and I was more quiet. I began picking fights with kids at school and letting them beat me up. It was so painful but became so, so good. I’ll finish the story later, but can you guys, just like make fun of me? My friend made a bet or something and I want to win it. ;) | 2020-02-05 12:31:01 |
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| vandalen | OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: Take me by the hand :raised_hand: lead me to the land that you understand :raised_hands: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: The voyage :bike: to the corner of the :earth_americas: globe is a real trip :ok_hand: :ocean: OCEAN MAN :ocean: :heart_eyes: The crust of a tan man :person_wearing_turban: imbibed by the sand :thumbsup: Soaking up the :sweat_drops: thirst of the land :100: | 2020-02-05 12:29:27 |
| vandalen | Woah there :open_mouth: fellow gay:point_right::kiss_mm::thinking:, pride month is over. :rainbow::no_entry_sign::raised_hand: It is illegal:thumbsdown::scales: to commit any homosexual acts :two_men_holding_hands::no_entry_sign:, which includes sexual actions:flushed::eggplant:, speech :speech_balloon: or just anything gay :male_sign::male_sign::couple_mm::do_not_litter:in general. Please be more careful :slight_smile::thumbsup: next time or else I will have to contact :telephone::rotating_light: the sexual orientation police.:police_officer::oncoming_police_car: | 2020-02-05 12:29:18 |
| vandalen | hey guys i was jerking off and i realised that homosexuality isn't gay. liking men makes you more of a man. you're a big testosterone driven man and you like big testosterone driven men. therefore it's twice the masculinity. it isn't gay to be gay. it's gay to be straight | 2020-02-05 12:28:55 |
| vandalen | I don't like to eat bananas in front of other people (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) because it's like when they watch you put a banana in your mouth it's like you're doing something to THEIR banana (/ω＼) and that's actually so embarrassing owo but like what if they come up to you and ask you to eat their banana (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) and you're all like " no no no I'm only thirteen!~" (⊙﹏⊙✿) but they tell you that's ok (cute!!♡) and like that maybe even makes them want you more ꒰⁎˃ ॢꇴ ॢ˂⁎꒱ and you're so shy but they push you right down on their banana (つω⊂* ) and their banana-kun is so big and you nuzzle it with your face~~ but it's so cute and twitching (〃´ﾉω`〃) and when it perks up it's like I'm so happy banana-kyun wanted to see me!! (≧∀≦) ... soo I don't like to eat bananas in front of other people (´,,•ω•,,) ...but maybe I actually should and meet my cuddly prince charming (／≧ω＼) | 2020-02-05 12:28:27 |
| vandalen | So Haha whats up douche bag, it's Jake from High School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 10m a year and drive a Maserati. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic. And your only ex girlfriend? She works for me. I would have an affair with her if she wasn’t hideous. | 2020-02-05 12:28:21 |
| vandalen | Lol, you're such a :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:ing busybody. Why the hell do you care what people jack off to? You're already jacking off to hentai, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Where the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: do you get the idea you're even remotely qualified to comment on what people should and shouldn't be jacking off to? And to top it off, all because you can't summon the mental capacity to just scroll past something that nobody is forcing you to watch. :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: off, lol | 2020-02-05 12:28:14 |
| vandalen | When I was 12 yrs old, a male friend asked me if I was Homosexual or Heterosexual. I didn't know what either meant, but I did know we were called ♥♥♥♥ Sapiens. So I said I was Homosexual. He laughed at me.He then explained the difference and then I said I must be heterosexual because I had sex with his mom. | 2020-02-05 12:28:01 |
| vandalen | Any time you mention the pope playing online games, you get swarmed with people saying “it was just a troll”. I played the pope in halo 2 online (old pope, not francis), he started using wallhacks, and microsoft banned my xbox live account when I reported him. I also ran into pope Francis in a minecraft server. In fact, it was my minecraft server, I left it online overnight and he went on and griefed all my buildings and put obsidian blocks everywhere. I blacklisted his IP and three hours later some big mafia looking guys knocked on my door and told me I should be careful who I block. I had to whitelist him and now he just uses it like it was his own server. | 2020-02-05 12:27:51 |
| vandalen | Me and my buddies do this thing called pound night where we all get together at somebody's house to :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: eachother. We don't actually finish inside eachother, rather we shoot into a cup. At sunrise we put our clothes back on, mix the cup with nesquick cocoa and milk, and equally divide its contents between us, becoming one with the squad. Nothing gay about it, if anything its good for our testosterone levels.This ritual is the only thing keeping us together since 5th grade | 2020-02-05 12:27:32 |
| vandalen | When shes asks u to slip into something more comfortable so you slip into coma 😍❤️ | 2020-02-05 11:36:10 |
| vandalen | I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know. | 2020-02-04 14:11:50 |
| vandalen | Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own sperm,? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my ♥♥♥ in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. | 2020-02-04 14:11:43 |
| vandalen | k, im really super smart and can figure out the inner workings of almost every individual i come across, because theyre all very predictable to me. most of them are terrible awfull people whom i can predict arent the type i'd like to be around and few are worth a damn or two. i cant figure you out. could be a good thing, could be a bad thing, but i find myself incredibly attracted toward you. i havnt said that to anyone in years. youre unique, youre your own person. youre different from the rest. youre special, youre neato. so i like you, i want to know you, cause i dont know you. i know the others, theyre obvious, youre not so obvious, if that makes any sense. | 2020-02-04 14:11:19 |
| vandalen | Lieutenant, believe me when I say this but Ligma might be the end for humanity. If this "CARMINE" project is not contained and deactivated, i'm afraid all life on Earth will die. We do have good news, however. The "CARMINE" project has only just begun development, and our information from spies and satellite photos give us an estimate of up to 8 years minimum, 20 years maximum before Ligma is ready to be deployed out of the labs. So far, we have 126 agents on this operation we are codenaming, "SUGMA". half of our agents will be deployed in key locations where it will be likely to find a lab member of the "CARMINE" project. One quarter will be attempting to work from the inside and try to gain trust of these terrorists. The final quarter will monitor and survey all imports and exports coming from suspected "CARMINE" labs. Remember Lieutenant, if we lose this war, we won't lose just our lives, we will lose a future for humanity. | 2020-02-04 14:11:11 |
| vandalen | What is "Ligma", you might be wondering? It is the deadliest weapon of mass destruction humanity has ever seen. More powerful than any nuke; More powerful than any orbital cannon. Ligma was created with one purpose only, and that purpose was to eradicate all life forms on planet Earth in less than a month. We have reason to believe Ligma was created in a lab somewhere in either Saudi Arabia or Iran, however our leads are still weak. The so called "CARMINE" project is being funded by international terrorist organizations all over the country, and lead to the creation of Ligma. When released into the environment, Ligma can spread in up to 4 different ways: Bloodborne, airborne, through STDs, and finally through livestock and wildlife, especially plant life. | 2020-02-04 14:11:01 |
| vandalen | By now I was 17, almost on my own and already traumatized. When he came home his body of tires deflated. They tried to take him away, but he put himself on some car tires and sat there. He is still there today, same street, same car, same Michellen man. | 2020-02-04 14:10:30 |
| vandalen | It was any other day. My father and I were sitting at a table, eating segregated reeces puffs. I was turning 16. A ripe young age for a boy. My thiccness was just starting to fully develop. I was excited to show all my friends my new thicc body when summer started. But that all went down hill when the Michellen man, my father, abused me. He used to say sex under aged was bad, but he still whipped me and threw his tires at me for pleasure. He used me for sexual acts and his rubbery body hurt me, it felt horrible. My tight thicc ass became flabby and I began to lose hope. Every night, my ♥♥♥♥, it expanded in size. He stretched me harder than any rubber. One day I had enough. He was out at one of his commercials, so I called the police. | 2020-02-04 14:10:16 |
| vandalen | Why the ♥♥♥♥ would you say something like that. No, seriously, this is where you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bucko. I thought we were friends. Did we go to middle and high school together, join the basketball team, and masturbate furiously to that Little Caesers advert just for you to pull this ♥♥♥♥ out of your ass and shove it in my face? Do you even consider me your friend? What kind of sick ♥♥♥♥ tells their friend this... disgusting pervert, not even to their face, but through a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ text message. Think before you talk ♥♥♥♥, I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god who deserves better. So next time, instead of jacking off to your own pride, how about you dont send me hateful ♥♥♥♥ like this and we can have a nice, peaceful discussion like I intended for us to have. | 2020-02-04 14:09:43 |
| vandalen | Calling a male character hot means you're attracted to males" listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I'm attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it's nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over | 2020-02-04 14:07:13 |
| vandalen | From there, it was a deep dive. Now everyday I would end up with a :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: in my mouth. On the grocery store, on the university library, on the street, on the car, on the park... You name a place and I can tell you a story involving me and a :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: in my mouth.After a while, I started wondering. How come so many :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: end up in my mouth if I am proud straight male?So here I am, bringing you this question, while a :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: is currently in my mouth.How come so many :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: end up in my mouth if I am a straight male? Help would be appreciated. Thank you | 2020-02-04 14:06:48 |
| vandalen | I am an avid swimmer. So one day I was at the changing room and I saw this guy changing his clothes. He had zero shame and undressed, unveiling a beautiful :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: with tasty balls. I thought to myself, this is my chance! So I swapped a few looks with him, and he giggled and pointed to his marvelous :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. I knew what that meant, I've watched a lot of porn at that time and knew what he meant, so I went straight to his :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: and started stroking it and kissing. He grew harder and harder, and let me tell you, his :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: was a 9 on the scale of 1-10 on :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: appearance. Needless to say, we had a really great time. | 2020-02-04 14:05:49 |
| vandalen | They years passed by and my love for :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: stayed, but I noticed that whenever I watched porn, my favorite part was looking at the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. I would filter my porn videos all by the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: appearance. At some point I knew all the best :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: in the industry. Then one day I thought to myself: "wouldn't be nice if that mouth sucking that fat :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: was mine?"That thought stayed in my head for a really long time while my love for :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: suddenly faded. I no longer could detect :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. However my knowledge of :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: was only growing. After some time I started writing a Encyclopedia about :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. All the sizes, types, shapes etc. | 2020-02-04 14:05:37 |
| vandalen | Let me start by telling you that I am really straight. Like really. In high school they used to call me :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: detector. I could detect the presence of a :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: from a few meters before I could see it. Nobody really knew the reason, but my friends always relied on me to inform them when a girl was coming so they could fix their hair. I always loved :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: too. Whenever I saw a hot girl in my young days of High School, my :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: would get so hard that the bulge on my pants almost would break the zipper. After a few minutes of walking with that huge bulge, I would end up exploding and having a cumblast on my underwear. When I first has sex in High School, the girl almost choked with my :hearts::hearts::hearts: after she asked for me to finish on her face. Thankfully it was just a scary memory. | 2020-02-04 14:04:56 |
| vandalen | As god said in the beginning, "if the bloody road is flowing, take the dirt road home". This of course means do more anal with your hoe if she is on her period. Doing this makes sure they never leave you! - Jesus of Nazareth | 2020-02-04 13:13:18 |
| vandalen | i'm so ♥♥♥♥ing Goth. i wear all BLACK. i own 7 knives. i could kill you with my bare hands. IM SO DARK IM SO GOTH IM SO EDGY. i listen to switchable symphony while i put on eyeliner. i'm subscribed to 4 different true crime magainizes. i will Kill You. i'm not emo, i like Goth Bands. emos are gay, I'm not gay i like women. it isn't gay to be goth. i Hate all you fake Goth instagram edgelords. i bet you can't name 1 goth band besides the cure or Joy division | 2020-02-03 12:31:08 |
| vandalen | Let me start by telling you that I am really straight. Like really. In high school they used to call me ♥♥♥♥♥ detector. I could detect the presence of a ♥♥♥♥♥ from a few meters before I could see it. Nobody really knew the reason, but my friends always relied on me to inform them when a girl was coming so they could fix their hair. I always loved ♥♥♥♥♥ too. Whenever I saw a hot girl in my young days of High School, my ♥♥♥♥ would get so hard that the bulge on my pants almost would break the zipper. After a few minutes of walking with that huge bulge, I would end up exploding and having a cumblast on my underwear. When I first has sex in High School, the girl almost choked with my ♥♥♥ after she asked for me to finish on her face. Thankfully it was just a scary memory. | 2020-02-03 11:59:40 |
| vandalen | hEy wHaT,s gOinG oN eVerYbOdY fRoM fiRSt wE fEaSt¿ i,M sEaN eVanS aNd yOu,Re wAtcHiNg hOt oNeS. iT,S thE sHOw WiTh hOt qUeStiOnS' AnD eVeN hOtTeR wiNgS. | 2020-02-03 11:59:28 |
| vandalen | that really handsome brick, AND YEAH MAYBE the same brick that has been inside my ♥♥♥, and YEAH MAYBE I really did fit it all in, AND YES MAYBE one brick wasn't enough. MAYBE That brick was from, MAYBE YEAH I stole it from Minecraft Development Office. But what I'm tryna say is, like me, no one is perfect and will never be. | 2020-02-03 11:57:27 |
| vandalen | Listen, I might not be 'perfect', thus meaning I'm not much talented, not getting good school grades, not physically faultless (everyone has faults!), maybe, JUST MAYBE, YES I jack off to minecraft featuring roblox hentai every night, YEAH MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE every night, MAYBE AT LEAST 5 TIMES, but listen, no one is perfect, yeah maybe I daydream having a sexual act with a brick, but MAYBE, Just MAYBE that brick is really handsome, BUT MAYBE that's just my choice. Yeah maybe I play Roblox 16 hours a day, YEAH JUST MAYBE, and MAYBE at least 16, just like MAYBE the girl's age who I ♥♥♥♥♥ yesterday, YEAH MAYBE not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ totally but rubbing her against | 2020-02-03 11:57:25 |
| vandalen | Short story time: So I was getting head once and we was just chillin in her room listening to music, and it was her playlist and some cardi was on and it was when Bodak Yellow was still pretty popular. Anyways she’s doin her thing really getting into it and feelin the song and she grabs my ♥♥♥♥ and pretends it’s a mic 🎤 looks me in the eyes and spits the last couple bars. I think about that a lot. | 2020-02-03 11:56:01 |
| vandalen | the wii sports announcer is so ♥♥♥♥ing hot. ever since i got my first wii when i was 6 i couldn't help but just dazzle in awe over the announcers masculine, dominating voice. i still think about his voice to this day. sometimes, on cold friday nights, when i feel all innocent and helpless in my bed, i jack off furiously to the voice of the wii sports announcer as i remember him. i'd be moaning "oh, mr. wii sports man... i want you to give me a hole-in-one..." what really got to me one night was when i was about to climax, i remembered his voice from when i was young... i almost felt as if he was right next to me, his breath carressing my outer ear, and his sweet succulent voice penetrating my eardrum... "15-love!" | 2020-02-03 11:55:47 |
| vandalen | Day 74 of no fapAs I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. | 2020-02-03 11:55:41 |
| vandalen | Should you face this thing in the dead of night chances are it is already too late. The only way to possibly survive is to run for the monster is if anything quite lazy when not tearing men apart like tissue, if you wish to hide then you are merely a waiting snack for the formidable deformed jaw of the creature, if you try to fight you will only be wasting both your own precious time and irritating the already murderous beast. If you find yourself in a condition where you cannot run try to end your life on your own terms, for not all deaths are equal, but any death is better than the fate that awaits if you are caught alive! | 2020-02-02 06:54:34 |
| vandalen | Not all deaths are equal, while most get to pass away peacefully some never get to rest in peace at all, frozen in terror and/or agony in their final moments. One of the worst fates is to be eaten, to become sustenance for another creature, but at least in nature most animals have the decency to wait until their prey is dead to feast upon them. Not this abomination however, whether out of impatience, overwhelming hunger or far more likely sadistic enjoyment this monster consumes its prey alive, always looking them in the eyes while they do so, and slowly working its way up from the extremities making sure as little vital organs are harmed as possible, to ensure freshness and well as extract every last ounce of pain. | 2020-02-02 06:54:28 |
| vandalen | when u aim for the sky but hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground | 2020-01-31 13:43:10 |
| vandalen | A man👨has fallen😵into the river🏊 in Lego city🌃! Start the new rescue helicopter🚁! Hey!😫Build 🔨the helicopter 🚁and off to the rescue! 🚑Prepare the lifeline💔, lower⬇️ the stretcher, and make the rescue🚑. 🎷🎺The new Emergency Collection from Lego City! 🎷🎺 | 2020-01-27 06:51:06 |
| vandalen | Gordon is a gay slut, I used to wait tables for him in London back in the 90s. At the end of every service he'd take me to the basement where we kept our produce. He would pull his trousers down and stare me in the eyes. "MY ARSE ISN'T GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF IS IT BIG BOY?!?!" I would just always reply with "No Gordon." I would then pull out my courgette and olive oil and begin penetrating his donut hole. After he came he'd scream at me "CLEAN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!" "Yes Gordon" I would say as I cleaned his bum bum. He'd walk out of the restaurant and enter a car driven by Marco Pierre White. One time I heard Marco say to Gordon "I doubt it's as sore as when I used to humiliate you in front of the boys at Harvey's" I saw Gordon cry after he said that. | 2020-01-27 06:50:08 |
| vandalen | I achieved the impossible. I out pizza’d the hut.I did it, but at what cost. Everything, everything I had, everyone I loved, every one of my dreams. I went to the Pizza Hut and gave them a slice of pizza and the employee behind the counter said “mmmmm oh yeah” a better reaction to the pizza he had bought at the hut when he tasted it. He looked at me in horror and pointed a scrawny twisted, greasy finger at me and in a raspy voice said “youuuuuuuuu.” He instantly turned white as the life drained from his eyes. He turned to ash and so did all the other workers. The manager came out of his office and shrieked “SOMEONE DID IT HE DID IT” He also turned to ash instantly. I ran home thinking about what I did and I got a call from my mom. She said in a sad voice that the cops shot my dad, and everyone else in my family on sight. When I asked why she was shot. The policeman picked up the phone and told me “you out pizza’d the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2020-01-27 06:49:31 |
| vandalen | her away and said I’m saving myself for marriage. As I was checking her out one last time, I gave in to the temptation. I pulled her back and kissed her. We went back to her place and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all day. A few months later, i decided to visit the kid’s tombstone. I was silent for a good 20 mins just staring at his name. I read the engraving and I quote ‘Caillou the biggest ♥♥♥♥ stain in history’ Before I left, I told him I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom, and split on his grave.TLTR, met crazy kid who tried to kill me, so I killed him and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his mom. | 2020-01-27 06:48:05 |
| vandalen | I was looking at them with confusion. before I was being put in the back seat, another cop ran over and whispered something to the other cop. His eyes lit up and he quickly uncuffed me. The mother of the dead kid ran to me and hugged me. Her tits were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ d cups and were pressing against me so I got a boner. Anyways, turns out she was shedding tears of joy. She whispers in my ears, let me show you how grateful I really am, and caresses her hand over my crotch. I was a virgin at this point so I pushed | 2020-01-27 06:48:02 |
| vandalen | He then yelled out ain’t nobody gonna ♥♥♥♥ my mother but me!!! I thought I was gonna die, but my adrenaline kicked in and tanked a couple shots to run over and grab the gun. He was still just a kid so it was easy. I shot him in the head once and collapsed. I woke up to the mom crying over her dead son. The police came and arrested me. As we were walking to the cop car, the parents outside were cheering me on. | 2020-01-27 06:47:54 |
| vandalen | IM NOT GOING TO ASK AGAIN. WHERE IS: The Minecraft Sex Mod 2014 Download Link Free | 2020-01-21 15:09:01 |
| vandalen | stop harrassing my autistic friend, he can't handle information u ll make him have spasms again and hell have 2 go to hospiutal | 2020-01-21 13:34:57 |
| vandalen | the second one looks like he's gonna win by sucking you off until your balls implode | 2020-01-21 11:22:54 |
| vandalen | my pebid is itching me son please | 2020-01-12 13:22:08 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Happy Halloween ! | 2019-10-31 10:33:37 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice week m8 ! | 2019-09-23 07:58:58 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a wonderful weekend | 2019-08-17 05:58:38 |
| vandalen | I may have killed my 6 month old cousin but at least she didn't die a virgin | 2019-08-02 14:35:06 |
| PieterW | Wanna be my ♥♥♥ slut? | 2019-08-02 05:30:58 |
| PieterW | Hey bb | 2019-08-02 05:30:50 |
| vandalen | Are you Peter Griffin because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can't count the amount of gallons of ♥♥♥ I've lost to that fictional character, Jesus Christ every day is a circle of me jerking it to his curves ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over and over again I can't stop | 2019-07-30 15:18:35 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a wonderful weekend m8 ! | 2019-07-04 13:01:01 |
| PieterW | bruuuuh | 2019-06-28 16:52:41 |
| PieterW | bruuuh | 2019-06-15 04:23:01 |
| PieterW | Bruh | 2019-06-10 04:02:15 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | I hope you have a beautiful week like mine, Muie Dragnea! Romania is free again! | 2019-05-28 07:13:33 |
| PieterW | Why did my dad get sent to prison )= | 2019-05-10 10:33:55 |
| Lumenite | Great guy, rapes kids.. -rep | 2019-05-03 15:12:14 |
| Lumenite | Helps me create Apex Legends Funnies +rep | 2019-04-27 10:31:36 |
| Lumenite | Epic guy but does fortnite dances +rep | 2019-04-27 05:39:58 |
| Lumenite | Nice guy but rapes kids -rep | 2019-04-27 04:16:09 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice day ! http://daniel1337.xyz http://www.instagram.com/dan_iel1337 | 2019-04-24 06:53:40 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 28 | 2019-04-20 17:57:37 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 27 | 2019-04-20 17:57:31 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 26 | 2019-04-20 17:57:29 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 25 | 2019-04-20 17:57:26 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 24 | 2019-04-20 17:57:23 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 23 | 2019-04-20 17:57:21 |
| vandalen | 22nd after that | 2019-04-20 15:57:27 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | 21th tomorrow | 2019-04-20 15:30:12 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Eat pu.sssssssss.y not KFC ! | 2019-04-11 01:12:33 |
| Gromvsehvas | +rep best guy | 2019-03-28 08:28:55 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice week ! | 2019-03-25 01:13:18 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | D E P R E S S E D | 2019-03-16 17:11:52 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | next time i hope you will eat all my cu.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.ummmmm | 2019-02-28 13:48:47 |
| Magnanimous | +rep not depressed | 2019-02-28 13:47:18 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice weekend ! | 2019-02-15 04:27:43 |
| Tomppa22 | Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my♥♥♥♥♥♥to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. | 2019-01-04 14:48:01 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | year happy new | 2019-01-03 13:01:12 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Happy new year ! | 2018-12-28 12:33:01 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Merry Christmas ! | 2018-12-22 16:23:20 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you. | 2018-12-01 19:36:21 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself. | 2018-12-01 19:35:37 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | You speak an infinite deal of nothing | 2018-12-01 19:34:40 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | +Rep he has best ass | 2018-11-11 11:13:40 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | since I saw your face i'm sleeping only with the bulb open | 2018-11-04 16:19:59 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Happy Halloween ! | 2018-10-31 08:57:12 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | you are clack bock | 2018-10-28 12:26:57 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice weekend m8 ! | 2018-10-26 10:57:31 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Hey there this is Daniel , i wanted to tell you that you will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in ass by ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with big black ♥♥♥♥ . Have fun swallowing ♥♥♥ ! | 2018-10-16 16:16:54 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | R.I.P. | 2018-10-07 15:32:45 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice weekend ! | 2018-09-14 09:37:36 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice day m8 ! | 2018-09-07 15:15:08 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Hello ! If you need an custom artwork let me know , i'm a designer . Discord : danbalan2gx#8378 https://discord.gg/tYk6v | 2018-08-31 20:46:24 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | ♥ ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Have a nice day m8 ! •°*”˜.•°*”˜ ♥ | 2018-08-28 07:46:58 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice day! | 2018-08-27 07:46:42 |
| Tomppa22 | jewish ♥♥♥♥ | 2018-06-28 06:18:08 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Lmao gay | 2018-06-04 17:33:25 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | dfgdhdfghesgfhftrasesgbfbnhcg | 2018-06-02 05:23:22 |
| vandalen | asaddf eat ♥♥♥♥ | 2018-05-09 11:29:15 |
| 2np soldier | s t f u | 2018-05-09 09:12:04 |
| vandalen | no u | 2018-05-09 08:49:56 |
| 2np soldier | o shut | 2018-05-09 07:40:01 |
| 2np soldier | i cannot do it now | 2018-05-05 17:19:21 |
| 2np soldier | i need more time to crash world | 2018-05-05 17:19:15 |
| 2np soldier | stfu kid | 2018-05-05 17:18:59 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Have a nice day ! | 2018-05-05 13:08:12 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Efybgf | 2018-05-03 15:25:14 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | gdfdgrtrhgffdsjhgfjhgdsgfsgret | 2018-04-30 13:42:44 |
| 2np soldier | yes | 2018-04-25 13:33:38 |
| vandalen | xd.exe has stopped working ??? | 2018-04-22 03:05:26 |
| 2np soldier | xd.exe | 2018-04-22 03:04:55 |
| 2np soldier | its pretty good for you i think. | 2018-04-21 14:17:46 |
| 2np soldier | ok apologise accepted. | 2018-04-18 14:33:25 |
| 2np soldier | nice, you didn't came. | 2018-04-18 02:42:23 |
| vandalen | Yes | 2018-04-18 00:42:29 |
| 2np soldier | ok. tomorow? | 2018-04-17 14:52:04 |
| vandalen | alright I'll be there just pull your pants down already I'll ghost ♥♥♥ u | 2018-04-17 09:35:06 |
| 2np soldier | i can't help you, i have family an... Whatever, let's meet where it always is | 2018-04-16 10:45:04 |
| vandalen | Dudeeee | 2018-04-15 21:10:34 |
| vandalen | np | 2018-04-10 12:16:27 |
| 2np soldier | thanks for your opinion. | 2018-04-10 12:12:50 |
| 2np soldier | ♥♥♥♥ hitler. | 2018-04-09 11:41:48 |
| vandalen | yessssss | 2018-03-30 06:11:24 |
| Tomppa22 | is this sugardaddy | 2018-03-30 06:11:11 |
| vandalen | White Person: I'm Eating ♥♥♥♥♥, You Wouldn't Understandvandalen: share with mevandalen: or I stab youWhite Person: Please stop calling this number I'm eating ♥♥♥♥♥vandalen: 911 | 2018-03-23 14:55:22 |
| vandalen | Hie | 2018-03-15 14:58:47 |
| WHOLF ⚡ | huh | 2018-03-15 14:52:37 |
| vandalen | lol? | 2018-03-13 12:35:56 |
| Cristal Maiden ™ | omg, U write almost a book ,info at your | 2018-03-13 11:54:59 |
| vandalen | hello | 2018-03-09 14:34:53 |
| M4X | One of my main annoyances is: People who say its Ok to be yourself, and when you are yourself. You get treated like you are from another planet, by the same person. Isn't mankind just amazing?! | 2018-03-02 18:53:40 |
| vandalen | tired of writing reviews so just positive yes ratings | 2018-02-21 13:28:05 |
| Karren | my profile picture is my religion | 2018-02-06 16:02:43 |
| vandalen | Wpekp | 2018-02-01 06:39:05 |
| WHOLF ⚡ | Have a great day/weekend!! | 2018-01-26 08:40:36 |
| vandalen | <3 | 2018-01-26 08:28:00 |
| vandalen | EVERYBODY GET UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! | 2018-01-20 11:33:12 |
| M4X | This guy knows his ♥♥♥♥! He's very nice too! | 2018-01-18 15:37:09 |
| Daaf Zwartgal | This world is dead, seek your own way. Grab a gun in your hand and take all the pain away. | 2018-01-16 19:25:09 |
| König des Metalls | +rep, good friend | 2018-01-06 10:54:28 |
| vandalen | awww thanks | 2018-01-03 03:06:54 |
| Karren | Happy new year to you too dude | 2018-01-02 16:04:45 |
| König des Metalls | happy new year!! | 2018-01-01 06:19:03 |
| vandalen | happy new year to everyone! | 2017-12-31 18:24:32 |
| < Daniel > VACWAVE 0 - CHEAT 1 | Happy new year ! | 2017-12-31 12:59:00 |
| vandalen | wpkepkw | 2017-10-11 13:02:19 |
| Karren | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we talked about this HuntingPants: before jesus left on his flying giraffe according to the bible, he said one thingHuntingPants: ♥♥♥♥ socks with sandals ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im outta herevandalen: alrightvandalen: enough religious ♥♥♥♥ for todayvandalen: and the rest of the existance of humanityHuntingPants: god never helped my peopleHuntingPants: during the ♥♥♥ storms of 2007vandalen: god's fakeHuntingPants: there is no god after the ♥♥♥ stormsHuntingPants: you will only see ♥♥♥HuntingPants: after 2007HuntingPants: also you can buy a third party god in chineHuntingPants: ♥♥♥♥♥ realHuntingPants: i can tellHuntingPants: because i took a ♥♥♥♥ this morning | 2017-09-22 15:27:11 |
| Karren | never forget.2007 | 2017-09-11 13:00:48 |