enigmatic | H M M M MWait... Who are you, how did you get into my office?...Anyway. This paper says you murdered a man in broad daylight.Then you murdered him again.I didn't know that was possible.Ok so you're a murderer just like me, I'm murderer old sport!So now I'm going to stare at this paper for a bit longer... F o r a b i t l o n g e r... Now I'm gonna look up!Hello there! Wait I just remembered, I can't read....You look like you can read.Baby bottle top?B a b y B o t t l e T o p.You want one? Sike, I'm kiddin' I only have coffee.I get to be your own boss. Sort of...And you only have to worry about one thing! Keeping people out, and you'know... Making sure I don't kill any kids. What pay?I'm gonna lock you in here. Until midnight.What you say big boy?A H H H HY E SI don't remember asking.Wait! here's your credit card dummy, I took it as you walked in. | 2023-11-18 03:13:50 |
enigmatic | if you assume the average measurement of a human male is 12" front to back, you could create a continuous ring of men having butt sex that circumnavigates the globe 30 times. of course we'd need a lot of life vests to cross the oceans, but i think it's doable | 2023-11-14 05:39:36 |
enigmatic | mmmmmm kay, MMMMMM KAYmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkayyyyyyyMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KEAYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KAYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MONKEYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYI AM A MMMMMMMMMMMMM MONKEYYYYYYYYYI AM MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2023-10-26 02:22:58 |
enigmatic | literally the horniest mf you'll ever love | 2021-11-03 05:46:29 |
ruby ace | oogy boogyd | 2021-09-05 07:27:42 |
enigmatic | F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!..._...|..____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____|]=...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHER | 2020-11-16 01:11:55 |
enigmatic | let a man have his fantasys xD! | 2018-05-12 01:19:08 |
enigmatic | alrighty then | 2018-05-06 02:38:39 |
Mrkillerexc | Eat ass | 2018-05-06 01:25:23 |
Nai Narehate | This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over steam. ☻//▌/ \ | 2018-03-22 03:48:25 |
enigmatic | 12 things ur doing:1. Your reading my comment2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.5. Your checking it now.6. Your smiling.7. Your still reading my comment.8. You know all you have read is true.10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.11. Your checking it now.12. You didnt notice there are only 10 factsCopy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever (p.s it is not mine pls give all the credit to call of duge | 2018-02-17 05:51:27 |
enigmatic | Lovable cat. thats all i can say :3he has lots of games ones which is quite interesting.and is also one of my closest friends like doggysky.and yes he is a BANJOING BLOODY GOD | 2018-01-03 01:47:04 |
Xeno | Wha | 2017-12-21 00:10:28 |
Xeno | yes | 2017-12-11 19:46:58 |
Xeno | You been healing wha! | 2017-12-10 19:09:40 |
Xeno | you cpoy me jax | 2017-11-27 00:25:43 |
Xeno | Short it is | 2017-11-26 23:54:14 |
Doggysky | Yes you got your account back! Steam thank you so much for getting it back | 2017-10-14 18:46:21 |