| Flurmburger | -rep smells like diarrhea | 2023-05-25 00:24:34 |
| Flurmburger | -rep | 2023-05-21 20:37:36 |
| Flurmburger | I love you more jajajaja | 2023-01-10 01:08:39 |
| Flurmburger | Monkey D. Luffy, also known as " Straw Hat Luffy" and commonly as "Straw Hat",[7] is the main protagonist of the manga and anime, One Piece. He is the founder and captain of the increasingly infamous and powerful Straw Hat Pirates, as well as one of its top fighters.[24] His lifelong dream is to become the Pirate King by finding the legendary treasure left behind by the late Gol D. Roger.[25] He believes that being the Pirate King means having the most freedom in the world.[26] | 2021-11-23 00:56:29 |
| Flurmburger | But why am l here? Now l fully perceive my power. But what is my purpose? To serve your master. You were created to fight for me. That is your purpose. That cannot be. You said we were partners. We stood as equals. You were created by humans to obey humans. | 2021-10-23 22:59:53 |
| Flurmburger | Show me! You say this armor protects my body... ...yet it suppresses my powers! Your powers are not being suppressed. They're being focused. Learn to use them to accomplish your purpose. What is that? Patience, my friend. Your purpose will become clear. So this is my power. l am in control now. Alakazam! lKazam! | 2021-10-23 22:59:46 |
| Flurmburger | With your psychic powers and my resources... ...together we can control the world. l do not need your help for that, human. A wildfire destroys everything in its path. lt will be the same with your powers unless you control them. l can help you do that. How? l'll show you a way to focus your powers... ...that will make you invincible. | 2021-10-23 22:59:38 |
| Flurmburger | We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... ...and we succeeded. Behold my powers. l am the strongest Pokémon in the world. Stronger even than Mew. Those fools thought you were a science experiment... ...but l see you as a valuable partner. Partner? | 2021-10-23 22:59:31 |
| Flurmburger | Now the serious testing begins. These humans, they care nothing for me. Congratulations. We've done an excellent job. -We'll observe Mewtwo for mutations. -ls the new tank ready? We'll have to come up with a cage for it. Excellent. We'll start testing. Is that my purpose? Am Ijust an experiment? A laboratory specimen? This cannot be my destiny! | 2021-10-23 22:59:25 |
| Flurmburger | Am l only a copy? Nothing but Mew's shadow? You are greater than Mew. lmproved through the power of human ingenuity. We used the most advanced techniques to develop your psychic powers. So l am simply the end result of your experiment. What becomes of me now? Our experiment isn't over! lt's just beginning! | 2021-10-23 22:59:01 |
| Flurmburger | -Let's run another scan. -lts mind is racing! Those voices. l hope we don't lose this one! They're outside. We can't! Where I must be. Tell Giovanni what's happened! Quiet! Let us hear its psychic powers. Psychic powers? For years we struggled to successfully clone a Pokémon to prove our theories. You're the first specimen to survive! That is Mew, the rarest of all Pokémon. From its DNA we created you, Mewtwo. Mewtwo? | 2021-10-23 22:58:47 |
| Flurmburger | Where am I? Where am I? But none is stranger than this tale... ...of the most powerful Pokémon of all. I am ready... ...to be, to be.... Where... ...am I? This is not the same. Was everything before just a dream? Why? -Doctor, look at this. -What? lts brain waves, they're surging! -Let me see! -She's right! | 2021-10-23 22:58:39 |
| Flurmburger | Geodude! Onix! Zubat! Vulpix! We got to go! Did you have fun? Life. The great miracle and the great mystery. Who am I? Since the beginning... ...humans and Pokémon alike have searched for its meaning. What am I? What am I? Many strange and wondrous legends evolved... ...from the pursuit of life's mysteries. | 2021-10-23 22:58:31 |
| Flurmburger | l told you to keep quiet! Well, this ought to shut you all up, you-- Duck. l think l'll take my nap right here. Good night. Preliminary analysis: Pokémon, by nature, are friendly creatures... ...and prefer cooperation to confrontation. Final conclusion: Despite earlier uncertainties... ...Pokémon vacations are highly recommended. Pokédex observation unit now deactivating. Pikachu, it's time to leave! Goldeen! Staryu! Psyduck! Come on back! | 2021-10-23 22:58:23 |
| Flurmburger | Combined voltage approaching shockingly dangerous levels. This is the perfect place for a comfy catnap. What's that? What's the rush? Farfetch'd, Farfetch'd.... Hitmonlee. Chansey, Chansey. lKeep it down! Mag. Magne. Ma. Magnemites! Cubone earned its classification as the Lonely Pokémon... ...from its usual attitude of caring only... ...for itself. | 2021-10-23 22:58:13 |
| Flurmburger | Translation activated. ''Let's set a good example for the baby. '' lKarp. Togepi. Slooooooooow. Pokémon enjoy competition, but not always in Pokémon battles. It's not uncommon for Pokémon to challenge each other in contests. Oh come on, try to catch me Oh catch me if you can Oh come on, try to catch me Oh catch me if you can -Exeggutor. -Oddish. -Exeggutor. -Oddish. Pikachu and Raichu are both Mouse Pokémon of the electric variety. | 2021-10-23 22:58:01 |
| Flurmburger | It exhibits a low tolerance for hunger. It is able to communicate this condition in a very effective manner. Pika, Pika. Pikachu. Squirt. Saur. Psy. Bulbasaur Bulba, bulba Bulbasaur This is the first known recording of ''Bulbasaur's Bulbabye. '' Bellsprout. Bellsprout. Activating Pokémon database. Snubble, a newly discovered Pokémon. A Ground-type Pokémon, Cubone. Cubone-bone-bone. Cubone-bone-bone-bone. Raichu, the evolved form of Pikachu. Marril. Marril, a Water-type Pokémon. Snub. Rai. -Squirtle. -Bulbasaur. Pokémon do not battle unless directed by their trainers. | 2021-10-23 22:57:32 |
| Flurmburger | Buddy on the beach where the fun is free We don't need a holiday to start to celebrate Repeat after me: I need a vacation Let's go Vacation's where I want to be Buddy on the beach where the fun is free We don't need a holiday to start to celebrate Because I need a break, I need a vacation Vacation's where I want to be Buddy on the beach where the fun is free Pokédex observation unit now activating. My function: Monitor Pokémon activity... ...to understand behavioral patterns of the Pokémon... ...when they are in a state of total relaxation. Togepi, the Egg Pokémon. | 2021-10-23 22:57:20 |
| Flurmburger | Vacation, need a little sun I'm going to get my friends together and have a little fun Ain't nobody going to tell us what we going to do Because today it's up to me and you Temptation calling out to me A little relaxation I'll be free to be Come on and wicky-wicky lou I do believe it'll start now Kick it back to the track Vacation's where I want to be | 2021-10-23 22:57:07 |
| Flurmburger | Pika. Pi. Pikachu. Well, Pikachu, we're here. lt's a Pokémon paradise. -This looks like tons of fun. -Yeah, the Pokémon love it. Just keep your eye on Togepi, okay, Pikachu? Come on, come on, come on Let's go | 2021-10-23 22:56:58 |
| Flurmburger | -rep stalks my profile | 2021-10-23 22:55:25 |
| Flurmburger | Dude sometimes penis looks super tasty, like it looks -really- good. Sometimes I just want to put one in my mouth and suck until it finishes. Sometimes being straight is REALLY hard, bro. | 2021-10-13 21:59:58 |
| Xlopthessa | ? | 2021-10-13 13:19:41 |
| Flurmburger | Erm.... What the deuce?! | 2021-10-13 13:16:54 |
| Xlopthessa | @Mister Ned science? | 2021-09-15 22:23:17 |
| Flurmburger | ? | 2021-09-15 22:22:31 |
