| Princess-Ari | >:c | 2022-06-24 12:36:58 |
| Unsound.wav | Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I’ll teach you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 | 2022-05-04 23:44:28 |
| R800x | Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.Ah.Superintendent Chalmers.Welcome.- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.- Yeah.Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. | 2022-05-04 23:25:05 |
| R800x | Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.Isometric exercise.Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.That isn't smoke.It's steam.Steam from the steamed clams we're having.Mmm.Steamed clams.Whew.Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.I thought we were having steamed clams.D'oh, no.I said steamed hams.That's what I call hamburgers.You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.It's a regional dialect.- Uh-huh.Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.Really. | 2022-05-04 23:24:59 |
| R800x | Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams." Oh, not in Utica.No.It's an Albany expression.I see.You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.Oh, no.Patented Skinner burgers.Old family recipe.- For steamed hams.- Yes.Yes.And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.- Of course.Well, that was wonderful.A good time was had by all.I'm pooped.Yes.I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.- May I see it? No.Seymour.! The house is on fire.! No, Mother.It's just the northern lights.Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.Help.! Help. | 2022-05-04 23:24:53 |
| Unsound.wav | Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your ass playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something. | 2022-05-04 21:54:07 |
| R800x | hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2022-05-04 09:56:38 |
| R800x | now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day. | 2022-05-04 00:13:31 |
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| Unsound.wav | Ok buddy | 2021-03-18 19:05:32 |
| PaRogeko | so play games with me | 2021-03-08 10:37:15 |
| Unsound.wav | Ok weirdo | 2021-02-20 02:19:32 |
| Princess-Ari | Mmmmmake me | 2021-02-20 02:11:40 |
| Unsound.wav | die | 2021-02-20 02:10:16 |
| Princess-Ari | Doodoo trash | 2021-02-20 02:09:31 |
| Unsound.wav | OK buddy | 2021-02-16 19:28:29 |
| PaRogeko | I'm your biggest fan | 2021-01-26 10:56:38 |
| Unsound.wav | No, This is patrick | 2019-02-22 02:46:29 |
| Princess-Ari | is this Aly? | 2019-02-22 00:56:56 |
| Unsound.wav | <3 | 2017-07-06 13:36:12 |
| Princess-Ari | Ur trash | 2017-07-06 13:16:40 |
| Unsound.wav | i ban u now | 2017-07-06 00:11:09 |
