| v0kɘd | banermaniaco | 2024-05-06 11:18:41 |
| Oats | trust me i'm a cleric | 2024-04-21 00:11:18 |
| bannerman | he tells lies | 2024-04-02 09:41:38 |
| Bottled Domestic Violence | this individual could do with losing some pounds | 2024-03-29 12:00:16 |
| Bottled Domestic Violence | idiot | 2024-02-08 12:29:21 |
| Staylo | Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want to be with me forever?Boy: NoGirl: Do you even like me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I walked away?Boy: NoShe heard enough and was hurt... she walked away with tears in her eyesThe boy grabbed her armBoy: Your not pretty...your beautifulBoy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with you foreverBoy: I dont like u...I love uBoy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.Boy Whispers: Plz stay with meGirl: I will...*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm | 2024-01-28 20:55:46 |
| Amoebal Meningitis Al | Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want to be with me forever?Boy: NoGirl: Do you even like me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I walked away?Boy: NoShe heard enough and was hurt... she walked away with tears in her eyesThe boy grabbed her armBoy: Your not pretty...your beautifulBoy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with you foreverBoy: I dont like u...I love uBoy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.Boy Whispers: Plz stay with meGirl: I will...*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!*Get ready for the shock of your life!*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years | 2024-01-08 18:14:25 |
| Technocrat | merry crismis | 2023-12-25 22:48:38 |
| Calvin Brogue | idiot | 2023-10-21 14:28:19 |
| Morris Coughlin | Well now, well now! I wonder if Mr Brogue has considered the possibility that the reason none of his constituents are using the cycle lanes he had installed - AT GREAT COST - is that they're all too busy riding the LOCAL BIKE - his wife, Mrs Brogue! Yes, yes - bike in the SEXUAL SENSE. | 2023-10-19 20:27:00 |
| Calvin Brogue | Well now, well now! We all had a good laugh at the charity ball last night, when Mr. Coughlin's wife, MARGE, complained about having pins and needles in her feet! What does she expect? Every hour Mr. Coughlin is in London, she spends with her legs in the air. Yes, having SEX with MEN. | 2023-10-14 04:18:16 |
| Oats | décâlisses de ma vue crisse de cave de marde esti de salopard va te faire foutre hein | 2023-09-05 20:06:28 |
| Technocrat | now learning french just so i can choose not to speak it instead of not knowing how to speak it | 2023-09-05 02:11:43 |
| The Wise & Venerable & Mystical | the gambler. | 2023-07-09 04:21:44 |
| OctopusProbably | +rep this guy is my French tutor. | 2022-12-22 19:43:42 |
| Technocrat | If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will noscope your wife. I will quickscope your son. I will trickshot your infant daughter. | 2022-11-11 19:50:54 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | The Egg | 2022-10-03 09:25:28 |
| crocodyte | i hope you trip and fall | 2022-08-26 14:16:31 |
| Zeapw0 | shnee | 2022-08-03 17:44:48 |
| Henry VIII | get back or i'll shnee | 2022-08-03 17:14:30 |
| Staylo | You're* | 2022-07-28 17:01:30 |
| Henry VIII | 'You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey's end, Chillbo Swaggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Pacific Northwest, but home is now behind you.' -Ganjalf the Green | 2022-07-14 13:48:36 |
| Staylo | Chillbo Swaggins | 2022-07-14 13:12:19 |
| Henry VIII | Seek God | 2022-06-22 14:06:38 |
| jobless youth | he took his bannerman business here | 2022-06-21 13:07:56 |
| Staylo | He commented back... i can't believe it oh my god | 2022-05-14 18:51:34 |
| Henry VIII | omg hiii x | 2022-05-14 16:09:17 |
| Staylo | Hi | 2022-05-14 13:49:35 |
| Henry VIII | im gonna shnee | 2022-04-29 19:59:49 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | the shnee | 2022-04-29 14:34:29 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | I wish I was as cool as this individual. | 2022-04-14 04:38:56 |
| Technocrat | the salad expired 2 days ago | 2022-02-20 20:43:19 |
| Henry VIII | the skrælingjar are coming | 2022-02-18 23:58:38 |
| Technocrat | Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. | 2022-01-29 13:05:12 |
| Technocrat | sex | 2022-01-23 12:57:20 |
| Henry VIII | selling 5kg of sausage for £10 | 2022-01-22 18:56:00 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* ahem, you look lovely | 2022-01-22 09:47:03 |
| Henry VIII | spoken like a non badminton club member | 2022-01-21 12:33:29 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | a member of the badminton club, what a wanker. | 2022-01-20 20:18:14 |
| Staylo | i have memories of a young luftmensch and i working on a boat that caught fish in the city of Gibraltar. he used to tell me of his dreams to play badminton at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my dearest boy carrying an established badminton team bringing our country joy and pride | 2022-01-19 20:44:09 |
| Staylo | There are 5 good americans, and this man is one of them | 2022-01-19 20:20:47 |
| Technocrat | swell | 2022-01-06 00:38:53 |
| Staylo | lugmang., col | 2022-01-02 23:29:13 |
| jobless youth | We love luftmensch (lufty wufty)(real) | 2021-12-27 23:23:02 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | Merry Christmas BABE lysm 😘 heres to another year of intense bed-CREAKING, wall-DECIMATING, house-WIGGLING SHAGGING. | 2021-12-25 09:24:22 |
| Henry VIII | slag | 2021-12-06 16:58:34 |
| Non-Euclidean Chest of Drawers | Stendson Cliffingsworth Bartholomew J. Coinswellington Brimansimon Wesley Stendson Squigglebop Longbottom Cecil Wormsborough St. John Nobbs in the flesh. | 2021-12-06 16:29:11 |
| Staylo | Great guy, i'm a major fan of him & his work, if anyone reading this runs across him in a game tell him i say hi o/ | 2021-11-28 20:02:39 |
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