| Grey_Void | The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. | 2024-03-27 22:29:27 |
| Michael "PEEMSTER" Pemulis | MY MOM! | 2023-01-26 23:04:30 |
| Kiwi Juice | My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. | 2022-03-08 17:40:05 |
| Kiwi Juice | I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to | 2022-03-08 17:39:55 |
| Kiwi Juice | quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working | 2022-03-08 17:39:42 |
| Kiwi Juice | with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. | 2022-03-08 17:39:26 |
| Chicken Fried Rice | vvvv kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude imo | 2021-11-30 00:07:29 |
| Kiwi Juice | STUPID CATVVVVVVVVV | 2021-11-30 00:01:29 |
| Grey_Void | my mom | 2021-09-05 17:29:01 |
| Kiwi Juice | You know who else has dementia? | 2021-09-05 15:43:57 |
| Kiwi Juice | You know who else has dementia? | 2021-09-05 15:43:54 |
| Grey_Void | you should be very afraid | 2021-01-16 20:20:24 |
| slackalackin | I own a Big Chungus face mask. You think I fear you and your lack of swag? | 2021-01-13 22:27:04 |
| pants. | epic fortnite poggers you go get that nut | 2021-01-09 01:38:22 |
| pants. | you ever just remember you don't know how to be awake so you go take a nap but then that nap has a dream and you forget how to be awake in that dream so you go take a dream nap and then you have a dream dream and then you forget how to be awake in that dream dream so you go take a dream dream nap and then you have a dream dream dream?me neither | 2021-01-09 01:37:06 |
| AntiSocii | $0 footjuice | 2021-01-03 20:03:18 |
| AntiSocii | $5 footloose | 2021-01-03 20:02:36 |
| Clam Chowder | Listen man, I don't mean to get political. But you fly is down. | 2020-10-26 20:38:12 |
| Grey_Void | not poggers | 2020-10-25 22:36:24 |
