| SilentStorm | Miss you xx | 2023-03-20 02:05:49 |
| Umi | Traktor..? Did you mean that there once was a man who loved tractors. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor porn. The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was the love he felt for his wife. His high school sweetheart, who didn't mind his infatuation with tractors one bit. She didn't even mind the roleplay where she would dress as a tractor, he would dress as a farmer, and they would go for a ride. Sadly his wife was struck one day, a tractor fell off the back of a transport truck. She didn't die until he was at her side in the hospital. Her dying words "don't blame the tractor honey" and with that she headed to the big farm in the sky. Sadly, he did blame the tractor, he hated them now with all his mind, body, and soul. He went home and destroyed ALL his tractor related items, the toys, his wifes tractor suit, and even his collection of tractor porn. | 2022-10-02 11:14:02 |
| Umi | He put it all in a pile and burned it in the yard. He then went inside rarely leaving his home, for 8 years. Finally on the 8th anniversary of his wifes death he decided it was time to get back out in the dating world, plus the cute cashier at the grocery store had been asking him out for a while now. He called her out to dinner. The restaurant he choose ended up being quite nice, good food, service, decor, but there was one problem: it was EXTREMELY smoky. So smoky that his date, an asthmatic, was having some trouble breathing. After noticing her displeasure, he started breathing in. Inhaling with such force that all the smoke quickly left the dining room and went into his lungs. When the room was void of smoke he stepped outside and released it all into the night. When he rejoined his date she asked "how on earth did you do that?" to which he replied, "I'm an extractor fan." | 2022-10-02 11:13:57 |
| EddyEin | Jebanij traktor | 2022-10-01 04:13:34 |
| w | kid nmaed fingr: | 2022-09-30 13:00:26 |
| Oni | Sorry, my English is terriblePardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context. | 2022-09-30 01:23:13 |
| Oni | I can literally smell you across countries STINKY | 2021-12-07 19:57:09 |
| Oni | How are you gonna say I smell bad on my profile when the comment below mine on yours is about how your stinky. YOU smell bad | 2021-11-26 23:12:54 |
| Yueko | stinky; would not recommend | 2021-09-02 11:45:52 |
| Oni | Happy Birthday | 2021-05-02 15:21:43 |
| Beans in my PC | hi | 2021-04-27 03:07:49 |
| SilentStorm | hi | 2021-04-26 10:27:20 |
| Beans in my PC | hello bestie | 2021-03-19 06:01:45 |
| Beans in my PC | BESTIE | 2021-02-25 21:24:57 |
| Beans in my PC | :) | 2021-02-22 04:08:59 |
| Beans in my PC | hi bestie!!! | 2021-02-22 04:08:23 |
| Beans in my PC | hi | 2021-02-01 15:37:33 |
| Lil Stinky | Hey, how about you suck a fart out of my ass? | 2021-01-18 03:38:09 |
| Lil Stinky | *poos sweetly* | 2021-01-05 06:55:02 |
| Beans in my PC | merry christmas!!!! | 2020-12-25 23:16:24 |
| Beans in my PC | :( | 2020-11-22 11:54:28 |
| the unbridled whimsy | +rep h | 2020-09-25 16:47:31 |
