Derby | +rep ;) | 2023-01-17 14:43:22 |
P. Chickenson | Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. | 2023-01-14 17:49:56 |
ArcJose | +rep is the cutest gamer girl i know that doesnt have a penis | 2022-11-26 04:23:38 |
Dora Dura | Hey sorry I saw your profile and I think you look cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's something I really like against misogyny, like being the one making sandwiches in the kitchen. We should be playing l4d2 really sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don't worry because I'll be there to protect you ;) sorry I wasn't flirting I swear I'm trying to be really friendly I love your profile picture sorry was that far away? Really sorry, I'm really shy, I don't go out much haha Add me on Skype, we should talk more, you look really cute and fun. | 2022-11-26 04:15:35 |
ArcJose | @Daniel San Ur the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that teamkilled til you got banned | 2022-10-26 00:24:30 |
platina | -rep toxic and useless teammate | 2022-10-25 20:47:25 |
ColonelPopcorns | +rep The superior R8 marksman | 2022-10-24 23:07:33 |
MommyMilkers | After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy | 2022-10-22 23:00:05 |
GigaNihga | racist get off my profile | 2021-09-29 14:25:28 |
sd.,lmkhus | oof | 2017-12-31 02:02:58 |
ChickenPoppers | i hope you get deported!!! | 2017-12-21 19:31:57 |