| CocoaPacket | wowza | 2023-07-06 17:54:26 |
| Lusitania17 | What is below was not done by myself, if anything it was done by another user and for the sake of saving it, I posted it here. | 2021-05-19 22:32:34 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA Aurora VideoDirected by Board of AlterrA directorsEdited by AlterrAArtist AlterrA studios*insert music here*Alterra: Welcome aboard! if you're watching this video then let me be the first to say "Congradulations!" You've recently been hired by the AlterrA Corporation and this is your first official day of training!Riley Robinson: can I clean the floors now?AlterrA: oh no you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to mop the floors. As you can see by this Graph.*shows a giraffe*AlterrA: Ahem, Graph! You are now employed by one of the most successful Corporations in Earth but it didn't get that way overnight because we don't know what time it is... No the story of the AlterrA Corporation is a story of one mans hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat, mostly his sweat. | 2021-05-19 22:31:39 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA: from humble begginings. You may think that the AlterrA Corporation Number 1 and biggest Corporation has always been the financial wizard it is today... and you're right! After a few problems AlterrA has made some strides by funding the Aurora Capital Ship program.AlterrA: sounds like a lot of-QEP: Hoopla!AlterrA: Sounds like a lot of-QEP: Hoopla!AlterrA: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF-QEP: Hoopla!*camera shifts to the QEP*QEP: Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla!*a brick gets tossed at the QEP shutting it down instantly*AlterrA: Sounds like a lot like blowing up just over one small Hoopla Right? WRONG!AlterrA: The AlterrA Corporation today!*more moosic* | 2021-05-19 22:31:25 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA: to keep up with today's demanding budgets no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in Corporation funding technology.AlterrA Technitian: this here is the Fabricator, Here you can see the settings to make guns. DON'T TOUCH! Here's your high quality Survival knifes that can keep you safe! over here you have our experimental seaglide that can help you swim! and most importantly our complimentary Nutrient blocks! now you gonna help me around the site or just gonna stand there because there's a standing taxation for that...AlterrA: all of this modernization seems a little overwhelming doesn't it? well luckily for you the AlterrA Corporation fear of losing it's number one spot, keeps the balance of technology in check, but if modernization is the heart of the AlterrA Corporation, than employees are the liver and gull bladder. | 2021-05-19 22:30:57 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA: Let's see if you've got what it takes.AlterrA: hmm, Poise, Confident, and waterproof hair gel that says "I can take on a dangerous sea monster" You've got the makings of a good employee Mr Riley Robinson, but for every good employee there is one who is not so good.AlterrA: Let's see inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes, look carefully at the "I wish I wasn't assigned on the Aurora right now" button. There's a name for boys like this, but we'll call him Ozzy from the Cafeteria.OzzY: I'm getting paid overtime for this right AlterrA?AlterrA: sorry can't hear you.AlterrA: Training.Riley: does this mean I get to mop the floors now?AlterrA: no you can't mop the floors without understanding the phrase O.S.O.F.I.G.DRiley: O.S.O.F.I.G.D? | 2021-05-19 22:30:10 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA: once you understand O.S.O.F.I.G.D You'll understand your place in the AlterrA Corporation.AlterrA: but what does O.S.O.F.I.G.D mean? it's actually a carefully organized code watch closely, OH ♥♥♥♥ OH ♥♥♥♥ I'M GONNA DIERiley: oh! O.S.O.F.I.G.D!AlterrA: Looks like Mr Riley understands O.S.O.F.I.G.D.AlterrA: here's a typical situation where this guy is stranded I wonder what he thinks, well if we remember O.S.O.F.I.G.D, we can figure it out.Survivor: I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE!AlterrA: ah O.S.O.F.I.G.D you never let us down!AlterrA: now that you understand O.S.O.F.I.G.D. I bet you think you're ready to mop the floors?Riley: BLEACH AND MOP! *runs for the Janitors closet but gets frozen by a stasis rifle*AlterrA: Haha not so fast Eager Riley we haven't talked about personal hygiene.AlterrA: Every employee at AlterrA must comply with a strict set of Personal Hygiene guidelines.AlterrA Studios: let's just skip all this stuff for now... | 2021-05-19 22:29:37 |
| Lusitania17 | AlterrA: now for the moment you've been waiting for!*Janitorial manual*AlterrA: *drumrolling but starts getting tired in the process*AlterrA: Moping the floors!AlterrA: at the center of every great Dynasty is the crown jewel which keeps it alive and thriving. For AlterrA, this is the Janitors position.Riley: *licking the mop*AlterrA: and now you, the humble employee off the street the all too necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare with your very own hands, the squeaky clean, shining, spotless floors that is moping the floors of the Aurora. Are you ready?Riley: *shaking his head*AlterrA: are you sure?Riley: *furiously shaking his head causing it to rip in half*AlterrA: okay! the Secret to a spotless floor is-*tape ends* | 2021-05-19 22:28:37 |
