| Leeched! | man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much""what is it honey?""our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel.""ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen.""good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door. | 2023-07-15 19:44:40 |
| Gender_Snipes | stfu you cant even alternate pluck your fingers and your intonation sucks | 2022-10-06 19:52:36 |
| jimmy garrison | just checking in on your profile after you accused me of hacking last year. i see that youve got a shiny new vac ban on your account while im queuing agency in a 5er. | 2022-10-02 02:18:36 |
| vivalamaximillien | https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/617/merch-1.jpg <3 | 2021-08-30 13:01:23 |
| Gender_Snipes | cope and seethe harder | 2021-08-29 22:42:33 |
| Gender_Snipes | thanks for the plug cracker | 2021-08-29 22:35:19 |
| vivalamaximillien | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC1kwsSnxp8&ab_channel=DailyDoseOfFistfulOfFrags That's some next level cringe right their. No hope for thin skinned zoomers, let Johnny know XD | 2021-08-29 19:23:58 |
| Geisterreich | got wrecked again and poopied in his baby diaper | 2021-03-01 12:52:17 |
| Geisterreich | whiny baby wrecked and pee peed in his diaper | 2021-01-26 21:00:43 |
| 索托 | Get good at Huntidiot | 2021-01-02 21:03:11 |
| angelost | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucker | 2020-12-23 14:26:59 |
| @йвар | Mr. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, how are you feeling? | 2020-07-29 14:47:36 |
| communist | luka ns | 2020-04-05 17:48:24 |
| JDestroyed | tfw you sex | 2020-04-02 19:52:11 |
| 踢猫机9000 | -rep sweaty basement camper | 2020-03-29 23:26:19 |
| J Sleezy | basement bubba +rep | 2020-03-25 20:40:21 |
| apple cat | all i did was join you | 2020-02-25 23:12:28 |
| PhoenixFoxx | thats ok, because i dont need swf on coms to win as survivor. i main survivor, and judging from your rank...you really dont have much room to talk. | 2020-02-03 22:20:48 |
| ultraguache ☭ | luka ns | 2020-01-08 16:59:25 |
| Jeb Bush | gamer | 2020-01-06 16:41:49 |
| ultraguache ☭ | Family guy funny | 2019-12-31 17:43:34 |
| Frosty | We adored you : ( <3 | 2019-11-17 21:07:22 |
| Kyuun | small peepee | 2019-11-12 20:59:05 |
| Kohtzem | -Rep for face camping and still getting his ass kicked. get better. | 2019-11-10 00:49:53 |
| Jaedes | +rep is good at dbd | 2019-10-20 13:18:13 |
| Apple | -rep i was raised by landlords | 2019-10-19 20:30:18 |
| SpankDomes | -rep, mao would be ashamed | 2019-10-19 14:51:25 |
| rilakkumas | -rep my landlord is still alive | 2019-10-12 14:12:24 |
| NaniTheFuck | lame ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-09-26 21:49:47 |
| meegin mire | -rep did ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 360's on this man | 2019-09-05 20:57:26 |
| Boosted | this guy spikes babies into the ground and laughs its his favorite hobby do not play with this guy -rep | 2019-09-01 13:03:23 |
| Uva_ED | knowing memes, you? | 2019-07-18 21:00:01 |
| GravSux | funny killer | 2019-07-17 01:07:52 |
| Falconrainbow | she didn't pay rent | 2019-07-17 01:07:51 |
| Prom Night Dumpster Baby | what racist thing did i say to you??? | 2019-07-16 03:56:36 |
| Varen | Looks like a piece of ♥♥♥♥, plays like a piece of ♥♥♥♥, must be a piece of ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-07-16 00:35:31 |
| Dabliu | Who are you? | 2019-07-12 10:17:43 |
| Foxy | +rep, he basically just hooked a bunch of people close together and we killed ourselves so it wasn't fun but he says leave a -rep in his desc. so. | 2019-07-11 15:50:48 |
| mac | esssskkkkk leave with noed | 2019-07-08 15:26:49 |
| face full of 🐱 | ty | 2019-06-27 20:05:34 |
| Mr Bombastic Romantic | Greetings, fellow travellor!" | 2018-07-25 21:46:04 |
| Mr Bombastic Romantic | God loves you! | 2018-01-04 20:43:23 |
