| Neon | fart | 2020-12-13 22:32:06 |
| 76561198799275374 | I hate every second of this comment section | 2020-12-10 19:38:49 |
| Vxor | Absolutely disgusting. I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. | 2018-05-06 14:10:44 |
| Vxor | Well, ♥♥♥♥ that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like ♥♥♥♥, and not my ♥♥♥♥ either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. | 2018-05-06 14:10:35 |
| Vxor | I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty ♥♥♥♥♥ feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust. | 2018-05-06 14:10:32 |
| BurritoChild | Happy Valentines Day! | 2018-02-14 12:39:28 |
| Dan | Yes😩💦papi👨🏻Kim Jong Un💪🐽💪send ✅those nukes🚀🚀 over here🙋🙋♂️and allow me 👏to finally have 🤧the sweet 🍬🍫release 🤤of death☠️⚰️ | 2018-01-28 15:33:33 |
| Dylan | hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄⛄⛄ it’s the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it’s time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆t🎄he ♥♥♥🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don’t resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅yo | 2018-01-28 15:33:30 |
| Dan | Yes😩💦papi👨🏻Kim Jong Un💪🐽💪send ✅those nukes🚀🚀 over here🙋🙋♂️and allow me 👏to finally have 🤧the sweet 🍬🍫release 🤤of death☠️⚰️ | 2018-01-28 15:33:24 |
| BringItBoy | -rep ruining an 8th graders life forever | 2018-01-28 15:33:06 |
| BringItBoy | +rep for succ | 2018-01-28 15:32:41 |
| Dan | A habit or ritual of mine is praying to Allah. I know I’m Jewish but I can still pray to Allah right? I do not have a foreskin, Muslim boys don’t have foreskin, can I be a good Muslim Jew? Jesus is pretty cool, I’ll admit, but Allah fills me with joy that non-religious cucks like you couldn’t comprehend. | 2018-01-28 15:32:36 |
| Dylan | Yes😩💦papi👨🏻Kim Jong Un💪🐽💪send ✅those nukes🚀🚀 over here🙋🙋♂️and allow me 👏to finally have 🤧the sweet 🍬🍫release 🤤of death☠️⚰️ | 2018-01-28 15:31:40 |
| Dylan | What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8 | 2018-01-28 15:31:12 |
| Dylan | This man sexually assaulted me while eating 5 hamburgers at a time. I'm not talking about slowly eating 1 hamburger, but he had all 5 hamburgers in his mouth at a time. His succulent man fat rolls jiggled with delight as he pushed and pulled. I will forever be scarred by this incident. | 2018-01-28 15:31:05 |
| Dylan | Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 | 2018-01-28 15:30:57 |
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