hot oily men | fart smella | 2024-07-16 21:28:33 |
ZFCclockwork | when i | 2024-06-20 22:42:19 |
ZFCworkshopping | h | 2024-05-30 02:25:08 |
benny | Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, like a dead bear, so Keith gets out his car to find a stick to poke at it right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case, they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, 'cause as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. He fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time, a boat came, bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen | 2024-02-15 18:19:31 |
bobbyboigamer | p | 2024-01-28 15:50:36 |
benny | s | 2024-01-21 22:38:37 |
JOHN COCK | a | 2024-01-12 22:55:26 |
workshopping | h | 2024-01-12 15:59:11 |
benny | +rep i stole all his rocket and stickies for a 5 dollar footlong | 2023-11-14 12:45:39 |
benny | this guy is sexy :) | 2023-10-29 21:00:21 |
benny | hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play CS:GO with me (Im an awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you skin as little gift. you like startak? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :) | 2023-10-28 18:16:06 |
benny | Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ Look at that butt, Shirley, call the police. Nobody should have that much poopy in their dumpy, its all goopy and gooey and leaking out of his pant legs. It reeks like a sewer! Where did he go to eat this kind of slop? | 2023-10-21 20:26:42 |
benny | Ky? S? | 2023-10-13 17:58:42 |
benny | heyo i just wanted to said u are a great and sexy girl,i cant believe we finally met irl,u blackmailed me,but its almost nothing.that night was great : restaurant,beach with ice cream the magnificent stars and the moon,and that delicious kiss in the beach mmmh <3 u leaved some ice cream on my lips baby ;) xoxxo | 2023-10-10 19:18:06 |
benny | you are like a panda, except you are not cute, you are fat, you are lazy, people are surprised that you even exist when you're laziness is the very thing that kills you and finally you are endangering yourself by simply being alive | 2023-09-28 23:42:51 |
workshopping | GET YO ASS IN THE- GET YO ASS MOVIN, NICK | 2023-07-05 00:16:51 |