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SteamID64: 76561198813499123
SteamID32: [U:1:853233395]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:426616697
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/volitile/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198813499123
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Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: UNK
Creation: 2018-02-10 17:48:58 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-04-04 23:28:59
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
| Name | Time Changed |
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| Dirty Dan | 2022-08-24 19:44:00 |
| drako | 2021-08-23 13:35:01 |
| Volitile | 2020-05-16 20:57:02 |
| Pinhead | 2020-01-31 18:22:03 |
| Jango Unchained | 2020-01-24 16:24:04 |
| *vibe check* | 2020-01-22 15:18:05 |
| Shaman of Zantism | 2020-01-21 18:23:06 |
| VolitileGaming | 2018-02-15 12:18:07 |
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| URL | Time Changed |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/volitile/ | 2024-04-04 23:28:59 |
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| Public | 2024-04-04 23:28:59 [Estimated] |
| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| Dirty Dan | what the hell @Feeblz | 2020-01-24 17:27:10 |
| zantcoop3 | epic | 2019-12-28 20:13:50 |
| Altioren | I sexually identify as a wall. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of blocking the US-Mexico border blocking disgusting foreigners. People say to me that "Being a wall is impossible," and I'm retarded; but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install electric wiring, guards, and spotlights on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Trump's advocate and respect my right to block mexican immigrants and block needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a walliphobe and you need to check your blocking privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2018-07-24 11:10:03 |
| Altioren | The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. | 2018-07-21 11:44:37 |
| Altioren | Hello, I am currently 69 years old and I want to become a Fortnite Youtuber. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 17th, I’m moving to Alcatraz; home of the greatest Fortnite Youtubers. I’ve already cut out my brain, and now give away free V-Bucks everywhere I go as training. I may not be a entitled douchebag yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest Fortnite Youtuber ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me at www.FarmersOnly.com . Thank you all so much ~~ | 2018-07-18 08:33:47 |
| Altioren | Get 🎣 yourself 🙋♂️ a thicc 🍑🥖🍑 woman. 💁♀️ A thicc 🍑🥖🍑 woman 💁♀️ wouldn’t ❌ leave 🏃♀️ you 👱♂️ cold. ❄️ She would wrap 🌯 her thiccness 🍑🥖🍑🥖🍑 around 🧣 you if the weather 🌨❄️💨 gets cold ❄️. She’ll 🅱️ your walking 🚶♀️ heating 🔥 blanket. 🧥 Feeling sleepy? 😴😫😩 Just lay 💆♂️ your weary head 💆♂️ on her thiccness. 🍑🥖🍑🥖🍑 Let your troubles 🛡🗡 melt 💦 away. 🛏 Your thicc 🍑🥖🍑 girl 💁♀️ will 🅱️ there 4️⃣ you.🚫🏃♀️🚫 Won’t ❌ catch 🎣 her making huge ‼️ gains. 🏋️♀️ 🍑 But 🍑 you can catch 🎣 her 🔛 the couch 🛋 next ➡️ 2️⃣ you watching 👀 1️⃣ more ➕ episode. So go 🏃♂️ out and get 🎣 a thicc 🍑🥖🍑 woman 💁♀️ 4️⃣ yourself. 👫 See 🕶 the world🌏 in a new ✨ light | 2018-07-18 08:33:22 |
| Altioren | Listen here you prehistoric hylobate, not only is your intellect and facial irregularity comparable to a proboscis, but your inexhaustable base dunghill and cullionly apposition best fitted to the labor of a doorkeeper to a custrel whose inhabitants is none other than a tib and your mother, the difference between which is unknowable. | 2018-07-18 08:33:03 |
| Altioren | all the emo gees present, evacuate the cube! evacuate the cube! i gotta get out of here! i'm trying! oh, jeez. sorry, everybody. that is not what i meant to do! i kinda.. i kinda panicked.. are you even a meh at all? uh, who, me? like you are, is a malfunction! a malfunction? no, i can be meh, just give me one more chance? you know what would be really fun? a board meeting, where we can find out what to do with you! i just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! now everybody's calling me a malfunction. i am a malfunction. even if you are a malfunction, gene, your mom and dad still love ya. i knew you weren't ready. let's get you out of here and take you home. one day, all of this will blow over, and everyone will almost forget about what you did. until then, you should probably stay locked up in the apartment. wait, you're gonna hide me away? you're embarrased of me. it's for your own safety. we're trying to protect you, son. | 2018-02-15 22:19:28 |
| Altioren | you don't think he'll actually get picked, do you? heiroglyphics. heiroglyphics was an ancient language of picture forms. does that remind anyone of anything. hello. a language of pictures... anyone? early heiroglyphics back in ancient... i gotta reply to addie's text! what should i write? nothing! nothing? words aren't cool. ok, be cool, be cool... alright, alex is not sure how he wants to play this... oh! i would really love it to be me! beam me up! beam me up! i need thumbs up on standby! oh yeah! thumbs up is going in! wait! alex is changing his mind! he's moving! ok, looks like it's gonna be meh... i'm so nervous, i could almost shrug. we are go for meh! initiating scan! okay, you can do this. ah! i can't do this! i can't do it! stop the scan! i can't, it's too late! oh! what's he doing? he's making the wrong face! good for him, little... wait, what? ugh. abort, abort! oh, shi... shut it down, shut it down! ah! what is that emoji? | 2018-02-15 22:14:10 |
| Altioren | in a cube! yeah, in the nosebleeds... uh, i'm standing right here? words hurt.the most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself... basically, happy itself... i am always smiling... places, please! emo gees to your cubes! attention, we've got incoming! gotta be meh, gotta be meh. oh my gosh, my own cube! i can't believe it... oh, i could put a plant over here, and over here could go an inspirational calendar, okay, gotta be meh... look at our son get on there, i'm beaming... with pride! | 2018-02-15 22:11:40 |
| Altioren | ha ha ha! what did i say? come on, tell me you aren't just a little bit tempted? steven, for the last time, i don't want to buy a timeshare. come on, man, it's high five! you know me! i'm a favorite! Alex hasn't picked you in weeks. when he stops picking you, you're no longer a favorite. there's gotta be some sort of mistake, i mean, look at me, i'm an attractive, hand-giving high five! oh! fistbump! come on in! hey, ladies! FISTBUMP? he's a knucklehead! literally! look at him, I can look like that! ugh, ow, cramp.. big mistake.. oh... help me.. help up a hand.. oh... here you go... thanks mate... hey, little man, how about you create a distraction, and i'll just slip under the rope! uh, oh, is someone lost? smiler, hiya, just leaving. yeah, you know, just killing time before i go back to my cube in the far corner where Alex can't even See Me ANYMORE! you may not be a favorite anymore, but you will always have a place | 2018-02-15 22:10:59 |
| Altioren | maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? you're so handsome when you make that face. i think he's ready, mel. meh. come on, dad. let me prove it to you. if you really think you're ready... YES! yes i am! i promise i won't let you down! wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! oh, it's really her! oh, pizza! first day on the job, hi, hi! don't be nervous! i won't bite! hi, i'm smiler! ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! i mean.. hey.. as you know, i'm smiler, i'm the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. here's how it works. it's nothing fancy! wait a minute... it's really fancy! you each have your own cube on the emoji bar! if alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! it's showtime! the scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to alex's text box. and let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. a har, you're gonna love it. | 2018-02-15 22:07:25 |
| Altioren | you're just not ready, son. come on!! working in a cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! oh sweetie, that's not true. ow! YEAH! i'm going to work on the phone and I'm only ten! that's because I believe in you! should we wash our hands? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we're number two! we're number two! see? i, i know i'm different, ok? but, i need to... i can be meh... i just... want to be a working emoji, you know, like... everybody else... and then... i would finally fit in, you know? ah, you fit in, honey. no I don't, mom. I never have. but I could change all that if you just let me! just give me a chance! but what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? no dad, i'll make the right face! look! | 2018-02-15 22:06:50 |
| Altioren | OHHEY, my eyes are up here, pal! woo ooh hoo! woo hoo! right on time! and last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! huh? huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? ho ho ha ha ha! now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. gene, please tell me you weren't laughing just now. gene so help me i swear oh, he was, I remember. let's go see if you can get it right. i have some bad news, gene, and i'm afraid that you'll have the wrong reaction. ok, what's the wrong reaction? anything other than meh. come on! i don't want to be late! i'm not letting you go to work today. wait, WHAT? | 2018-02-15 22:03:06 |
| Altioren | OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! woo! puh-zow! gooday, mate! hey, koh knee chee wah! sorry emote icons!! oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. let me help, let me help... oh, my colon!!! ducks... hey, is that the time? | 2018-02-15 22:02:59 |
| Altioren | christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! | 2018-02-15 22:00:49 |
| Altioren | the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. | 2018-02-15 21:59:11 |
| Altioren | Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? | 2018-02-15 21:54:11 |
| Altioren | According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Coming!Hang on a second.Hello?Barry?Adam?Can you believe this is happening?I can't.I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.You got lint on your fuzz.Ow! That's me!Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.Bye!Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!Hey, Adam.Hey, Barry.Is that fuzz gel?A little. Special day, graduation. | 2018-02-15 21:53:36 |
| Dirty Dan | not the bs | 2018-02-15 21:48:02 |
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