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Premium: UNK
Creation: 2018-04-02 16:07:17 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-07-09 09:32:04
VAC Banned: True (Last ban 2250 days ago) [1 on record]
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| pet negro | 2018-05-16 23:40:00 |
| poop | 2018-05-16 19:17:01 |
| jerker offer | 2018-05-16 18:24:02 |
| hehe | 2018-05-16 18:17:03 |
| amewaer.com/nohacks | 2018-05-16 18:15:04 |
| echos bae | 2018-05-16 18:12:05 |
| lonnart | 2018-05-16 15:06:06 |
| st0nrer | 2018-05-16 13:51:08 |
| st0ner | 2018-05-16 13:51:07 |
| Coma is hot af | 2018-05-16 01:11:09 |
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| yeetaroni | 2024-04-04 23:30:13 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| SoldHvH | +rep good pet negro | 2018-04-27 21:02:50 |
| uwu | :( no one lov me :((((( | 2018-04-20 19:16:27 |
| pet negro | Awh I do luh you bb | 2018-04-19 20:46:45 |
| Akrilyx | +rep ily and u luv me i think | 2018-04-19 19:23:01 |
| evan | Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. | 2018-04-18 11:19:54 |
| evan | I 🤔want🙏🏼 to ram👋👋 my 👨🏻⚖️meatsnake😏😍🍆🍆💦 down ⬇️Judy😍 Hopp’s 🐰💦throat🍆👅👀. Keep in mind🤔💦 I’m 😎about 4🍆 times🍆💦 her 😍size🐰, so my😎 wiggler🍆😎 is DIPPING 💦🍆into ⬇️her😍❤️💦 intestinal👍 acid👍. She😘 can’t😂 🅱️reathe😤😡 but 😤😎she ❤️😘DIGESTS💦😍 the 🍆tip😝 of my😎 sausage💦🍆💦 and 🕋lives☘️😻 upon😽🙀 the nutrients💩😤. She😘 cries😭 and cries😥😭 and tries😤 to reach👍 for 🙃her 😘gun 😭🔫- but🤔 it🔫 isn’t ❌✋️😱in ⬇️her 😍holster❌👌. | 2018-04-18 11:19:07 |
| evan | I’ve 😎💦got👍 it behind🙌 my😎🍆 🔙. I 😎💦pull😣😤 it🔫👌 out😋😞 - she 😍🍆💦freaks😂😜😝 out😝🤡😜. You✋️ can see👀🤔🙄 what little👌😩😤 hope👏🙏🏼😾 she🐰😍❤️ has 🙏🏼left 😾degrade 😭👌further 🔙🤔and ✋️further🤔😝 - she 🐰🍆wont✋️😏😧 survive🙏🏼😩😭 this🍆💦😭. But ‼️✋️😱she 🐰❤️💦has👏 one☝️ 🙏🏼thing🦊🙌, one 👆☝️hope🤞🙌👏🙏🏼🤔, one☝️🙀 PERSON🙎🏿♂️🤞🙌to 👈cling💪👅 on👀 to🦊 - and he 🦊🙀just ❗️knocked❗️🤜 on 😢the door🚪😫😱😭. "Judy?"🐰🍆😍 I 😎🍆hear 🗣👂Nick's🦊😱 voice🗣 and👿 picture 💭 🦊💩his🦊😤👿 smug❌😡😳 face😷👺😳 before😥😳😈 i 😎💦see👀😏🤔 it🦊💩👺. | 2018-04-18 11:19:01 |
| evan | I 😎💦🍆turn ❗️↗️around🐋😲. NICK💩🦊🦊😫😫😤😱😰😳😷👿. He 🦊☠️stands🚶😪 there 👉👏horrified,😱😳😱 groceries🍅🍏🍐 in 😒hand,✋️👌🤛 as👂🖕 he🦊🖕😵 witnesses 😵😰🤤the 😬horrors👿👻🍆💦 happening🍆💦💦💦😍🐰 before⬇️👉 him🦊🖕😂😂. Judy🐰😍😘 is 😗☺️CHOKING😵😱😤 on 🔛my 😎🍆pork 🐷chop 👿and🧀 running 🏃🏿♀️🙀😰out😬😮😫 of 😤😔😏😳air😵😵😵😂 - and 🤠time🤞👏🙏🏼🙌🎃. Her 🐰😍❤️💕tearful😂😢😭 eyes 👁👁look👀🙄🤔 to 👉Nick🦊😤😤😫 in 🐭desperation😫👏🙌🤞, then 👣💕realization🤔😮😧😱, as😠 she🐰💕😍 sees 👀🙄🤔the 🤠revolver 🤠🔫in ⤵️my 👉😎👈 hand🤚🤜😼. | 2018-04-18 11:18:44 |
| evan | I 😂😎lift💪🤳 it🔫🔫😂🦊, quivering👏😧, at🤣😂 the 👏Wilde's🦊😠🖕 freaking🙀😰😱 face🦊😤😠😡👿. He 🦊😡👺freezes❄️❄️😱, my 👍😎👍finger👉😍 squeezes🙀🤣, a ☝️shot 🔫🔫😱😰rings 👂👂off🙌. Hole👌😾🤗 in👉👌 his🦊😤😠 head🙇🦊,🦊 brains🤣 on 🙇the 👈wall🙀😤👿 behind↩️ him🦊😤😡👍. I 😎👍have👏🙌👍 slain 😡😎the 👺🙌❄️mighty👿😡🤗 🦊🦊Nicholas 🦊🦊Wilde🦊🦊😱😂😤, and🤖 extinguished🤢😳 the🍄 dying😵🤕🤤 flame🔥🔥💥 of ⛄️hope🙌👏👐🙏🏼🤞 that🍜 judy😍🤤😩😫🐰🍆💦💦 clung💪🙌 to👌👌👍. | 2018-04-18 11:18:16 |
| evan | I've got a new toy for us to play with UwU Pulls knife out and thrusts it into ur abdomen * OwO do u like that, daddy? *ur blood spurts out and covers our bodies UwU ur blood is so squishy and soft! starts pulling knife downward, u cry out in pleasure ur intestines start to spill out I twist the knife, sending spikes of pleasure throughout ur body i stick my muzzle into ur abdominal cavity and inhale deeply mmmmmmmmm ur so warm notices ur bludge it so big OwO somebody's happy ;) bites ur ear off i can taste ur blood its so sweet on my toungue-y woungue-y oh god im so hard! u pass out in ecstasy mmmmmmmm, I'm getting hungry licks lips | 2018-04-18 11:16:33 |
| evan | i am a furry and i accidentally masturbated to human porn. i was browsing a furry porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any humans in my furry porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.after the guy (and i) finished, the human sat up and that's when i saw it... her hands. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no homosapien" but i fear it wasn't enough | 2018-04-18 11:15:51 |
| evan | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Oct 9 @ 6:23pm Hey w^ hands you a box of semen-laced cookies I want your big daddy meat~! give it all to me~ | 2018-04-18 11:15:14 |
| evan | 'Cause there 👌 is 💦 no 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like 💖 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆Send your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑 into 👉 shock 😰You need 👉 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 of 💦 course-♥♥♥♥ 🍆Grab 🎸 the 🎸 lube 💦🎸 and 🎸 slam 🎸 the 🎸 day 🎸🌞 awayMy shaft 🍆 is 💦 quivering, my 👨 balls 🏀 are 🔢 turning 🔄 blue 💙 asI think 💭 of 💦 drinking 🍻 in 👏 a 👌 foot 👟 or 💁 even 🌃 two 😍My favorite 😍 stallion 🐴 that I 👁 keep 👌 in 👏 my 👨 top 🔝 drawerSlip 🎸 it 🎸 in 🎸 and 🎸 out 🎸 be 🎸 dripping 🎸 goo 💦As I 👁 take 👊 more 🍗 ♥♥♥♥, 🍆 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆Shut the 👏 door 🚪 and 👏 turn 🔄 the 👏 lock 🔒Is your 👏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 a 👌 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥? 🍆You 🎸 will 🎸 never 🙅🎸 hear 👂🎸 me 🎸 saying 🗣🎸 neigh! 🐴 | 2018-04-18 11:14:40 |
| evan | The YiffnessGram™ 💦Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult 😩👌👈as it continues. The 200 😻pound bara furry test will 💋begin in 30👀 nyas. 😽🙀🙌Line up at the cage doors. The breeding 💙💜💦speed starts slowly💦😩, but gets faster🔥🔥 each minute after you hear this signal.😻 [nyaa!!~<33] 👅A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~]💙💙 Remember to yiff💦💦 in a fursuit, and yiff 👀👀👅👄as long as possible🐱💞. | 2018-04-18 11:13:47 |
| evan | Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo | 2018-04-18 11:13:26 |
| evan | Sorry ☮️✌️ sir👨 this is a christian✝️🙏 server. So No 🙅♀️🙅♂️swearing 😠🔞😤 Stop✋🛑⏱️ swearing 😤 or you💫🤥🔥will be 🅱️anned 😠😡😤 | 2018-04-18 11:12:14 |
| evan | OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＡＮ ＥＮＥＭＹ 「ＢＵＬＧＥ」！！ OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwOOwO | 2018-04-18 11:11:42 |
| evan | A female, on le csgo? Hang on fellas I got this!Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heeliesH-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2018-04-18 11:10:02 |
| evan | user reports:2: <no reason>1: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔ther1: 👏IS👏THAT👏SEXUAL👏HARASSMENT👏1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence1: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥1: put me in the screencap pls1: its funny b/c its offensive xD1: INCITING SEXUAL KEKS1: 🐝1: Ur so funny boi lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂1: ╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ1: bro this post made me XD1: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?1: Keksdee1: Extremely bigoted1: Too real1: Threatens, harrasses, or bullies1: nazi scum1: bRO ThiS POST MADE ME XD1: 17Akra19 is a gayboy | 2018-04-18 11:09:15 |
| evan | If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for. | 2018-04-18 11:08:59 |
| evan | I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store. | 2018-04-18 11:08:22 |
| evan | I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence. | 2018-04-18 11:07:57 |
| evan | When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. | 2018-04-18 11:07:34 |
| evan | 👏🏻DO👏🏻YOU👏🏻NOE👏🏻DE👏🏻WEY?👏🏻KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 KLUCK 👏🏻 | 2018-04-18 11:07:04 |
| evan | ⛺Who Am I?I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!! | 2018-04-18 11:04:00 |
| evan | In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To AnimeSnooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)Offline: Probaly havnt payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill | 2018-04-18 11:03:16 |
| evan | I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month) | 2018-04-18 11:01:49 |
| evan | Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL. | 2018-04-18 10:59:25 |
| evan | ║\║▒\║▒▒\║░▒║║░▒║with this blade║░▒║i cut those who║░▒║disrespect║░▒║Rick and Morty║░▒║║░▒║║░▒║▓▓▓▓[█▓][█▓][█▓][█▓] | 2018-04-18 10:59:03 |
| evan | "♥♥♥♥♥♥faggot" is ok to say because a negative times a negative is a positive. It's just basic math dude. Go back to 7th grade if you don't understand it but I'm going to keep bringing positivity and tolerance to the world with this word. | 2018-04-18 10:57:51 |
| evan | Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. | 2018-04-18 10:57:09 |
| evan | He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ♥♥♥♥, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my ♥♥♥♥? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ♥♥♥♥" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ♥♥♥♥." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ♥♥♥♥, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. | 2018-04-18 10:57:03 |
| evan | He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ♥♥♥♥. What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. | 2018-04-18 10:56:19 |
| evan | Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. | 2018-04-18 10:55:51 |
| evan | A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ♥♥♥♥, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my ♥♥♥♥ all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my ♥♥♥♥ all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. | 2018-04-18 10:55:25 |
| evan | my dad owns a companyi make more money in 1 min than you do in your life loli walk into the hq and people stop typing and clap♥♥♥♥ you for being to selfish to help meand i was going to pay you lol2 bad nowi guess you dont get any of ur precous money | 2018-04-18 10:54:02 |
| evan | My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein. | 2018-04-18 10:53:33 |
| evan | The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can. | 2018-04-18 10:51:53 |
| evan | It says "If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭" | 2018-04-18 10:50:29 |
| evan | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Don't mind me just taking pewdiepie for a walk | 2018-04-18 10:48:47 |
| evan | Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused. | 2018-04-18 10:48:17 |
| evan | It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help. | 2018-04-18 10:47:56 |
| evan | The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite. | 2018-04-18 10:47:18 |
| evan | i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞 | 2018-04-18 10:45:58 |
| evan | Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. | 2018-04-18 10:45:26 |
| evan | All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time. | 2018-04-18 10:45:01 |
| evan | You know what? I'll have you know that when I'm at max strength, I can break a bone in your body with ONE PUNCH. Seriously, ask my brother. | 2018-04-18 10:44:25 |
| evan | What the ♥♥♥♥ do you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ said about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ve had you knowing I graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’d be involve in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I having over 300 confirm kills. I are train in gorilla warfare and I’ll the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces. You is nothing to me but just another target. I did wiped you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which having never be saw before on this Earth, marked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You thinking you could getting away with said that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Thought again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we spoke I is contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP are be trace right now so you better prepared for the storm, maggot. The storm that wiping out the pathetic little thing you calls your life. You’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I could been anywhere, anytime, and I could killed you in over seven hundred ways, and that’ll just with my bare hands. | 2018-04-18 10:43:48 |
| evan | Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester? | 2018-04-18 10:42:46 |
| evan | The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?I could go on | 2018-04-18 10:42:01 |
| evan | My son 👦🏻 can be homer sexual 🏳️🌈 My daughter 👧🏻 can be lebanese 👭 But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child 👶🏻 who likes Jake and Logan Paul 🙅🏻 | 2018-04-18 10:41:12 |
| evan | ⚠️⚠️ warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment ⚠️⚠️Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜 | 2018-04-18 10:40:31 |
| evan | I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October. | 2018-04-18 10:40:01 |
| evan | 👏 As 👏 a 👏 group, 👏 we 👏 desire 👏 to 👏 share 👏 Christ 👏 in 👏 our 👏 lives, 👏 and 👏 if 👏 video 👏 games 👏 are 👏 a 👏 part 👏 of 👏 our 👏 lives 👏 then 👏 we 👏 want 👏 Christ 👏 to 👏 be 👏 reflected 👏 and 👏 glorified 👏 through 👏 our 👏 gaming.👏 | 2018-04-18 10:37:33 |
| evan | Are you kidding me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥ i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet think again ♥♥♥♥♥♥, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD CHERRY! | 2018-04-18 10:35:27 |
| evan | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet ♥♥♥♥♥. I was getting a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥ was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my ♥♥♥♥ to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. | 2018-04-18 10:34:53 |
| evan | What the desu did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the ♥♥♥♥ out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. | 2018-04-18 10:33:49 |
| evan | NOTICES YOUR BULGE OWO WHATS THIS BITES IT AND BLOOD GOES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYWHERE OWO OH NO WHOOPSIEOOPSIE I BITE THE BULGEY WULGEY OWO | 2018-04-18 10:29:44 |
| evan | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. | 2018-04-18 10:26:06 |
| evan | thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵⛵⛵⚓ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday | 2018-04-18 10:22:37 |
| evan | WE TRUE SCHLOMOSWE JEW TOGETHERWE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHERSend this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO | 2018-04-18 10:22:22 |
| evan | Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like. | 2018-04-18 10:22:04 |
| evan | Hi! A few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! =D. | 2018-04-18 10:21:49 |
| evan | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2018-04-18 10:21:34 |
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| evan | ♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾) | 2018-04-18 10:20:30 |
| EaZyy | love them blowies | 2018-04-14 20:05:13 |
| MiR | +rep good bjs | 2018-04-14 00:47:01 |
| pet negro | +rep pro | 2018-04-04 22:39:49 |
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