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SteamID64: 76561198848185646
SteamID32: [U:1:887919918]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:443959959
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/atsixesandsevens/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198848185646
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Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: UNK
Creation: 2018-07-15 21:02:53 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-04-04 23:32:38
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| ǝuǝdoɔʎ˥ Steem Level 9 | 2020-08-03 14:09:00 |
| ǝuǝdoɔʎ˥ Steem Level 8 | 2020-01-16 00:24:01 |
| ǝuǝdoɔʎ˥ Steem Level 7 | 2019-12-31 15:05:02 |
| ǝuǝdoɔʎ˥ | 2019-11-30 04:30:03 |
| ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! | 2019-09-28 04:11:04 |
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| Where are you now, Byteframe? | 2024-04-04 23:32:38 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/atsixesandsevens/ | 2024-04-04 23:32:38 |
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| Public | 2024-04-04 23:32:38 [Estimated] |
| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| bukow_ | I wish you have a nice day | 2021-09-28 17:59:38 |
| bukow_ | Have a nice holidays | 2021-07-02 10:55:32 |
| bukow_ | +rep | 2021-05-06 16:33:18 |
| bukow_ | +rep | 2021-05-05 19:12:35 |
| bukow_ | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2021-04-23 15:42:18 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | [at a dog show] Peter: Brian, come. Hey, don't you walk out on me. [aware that the audience is watching] Peter: Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave. Yep. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, flip me off. Good boy. Heh heh, heh heh. | 2021-01-26 02:13:10 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down! Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone. | 2020-12-30 01:43:52 |
| bukow_ | Have a nice day! | 2020-12-29 08:22:16 |
| bukow_ | 。 ° ˛ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ ˚ • 。。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ 。 ° 。 ° 。• ˚ ˚ ˛ * ★MERRY★ *˛ • • 。CHRISTMAS • ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚。* ★• ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚ ★ • ˚ ˚˛ *__Π___*。* ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • ˚ ˚*/______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛*|田田 . .|門| ˚¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*° | 2020-12-24 10:37:25 |
| bukow_ | 。 ° ˛ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ ˚ • 。。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ 。 ° 。 ° 。• ˚ ˚ ˛ * ★MERRY★ *˛ • • 。CHRISTMAS • ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚。* ★• ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚ ★ • ˚ ˚˛ *__Π___*。* ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • ˚ ˚*/______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛*|田田 . .|門| ˚¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*° | 2020-12-23 21:09:19 |
| bukow_ | Have a nice steam winter sale! | 2020-12-23 11:12:29 |
| bukow_ | Have a nice day! | 2020-12-21 20:37:58 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | 🙏🏽 Move it. 🖕🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏽 Go active intercept! ✊🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏿 Storm. 🙏🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋 You want a malcompliance verdict. 🙏🏼 ㅤㅤ ☝🏿 Overwatch, sector eleven infected. 💪🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏻 It's at code 🤛🏾 | 2020-12-15 03:02:04 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🙁 Mieux vaut tard que jamais![] 🤕 I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. 🤐 I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, aletter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinishedwords and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one canresist tears and "behave" very well in the hardest hours of grief. Butthen someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window... or one noticesthat a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed... ora letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. -- Letters From Colette 😬Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout inthe milk. -- Thoreau🤧 | 2020-12-13 06:55:57 |
| ¡ 𒁂♥⃠ 𒁂🏄 | homo | 2020-05-29 08:30:35 |
| Andy | -rep cyka | 2020-04-28 16:20:57 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | → Break into jail and... → ...claim police brutality. → Lucky Numbers: → 87,31,74 | 2019-11-23 13:35:34 |
| 76561198211557460 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐠🍆🥗 ㅤㅤ🎁🌂🌏ㅤㅤㅤ📗👃💛ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🍧🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🐳👑👹😺👹 ㅤㅤ📘👽💗ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🎫🥞ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🐛🌸ㅤㅤㅤ💙⛳🍇+ WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE? - the set of all things. Feed me more datums! | 2019-11-22 16:57:01 |
| 76561198179780423 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflyingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsafe,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤairportㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤterminal? | 2019-11-22 16:16:44 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌸👃 🔋💎👑🐠 all of us trusts you are going fancy this stuff. 🎍🚘🚕🚗 HAVE FUN* ß❄✱✲ boss game, 📗👔🥞🍖 have a ball! 🐊🍇🎁🚙🎈 👾🌂 | 2019-11-22 12:23:26 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌸 ✭ 📘 ✭ 🥞 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🐳 ✭ 🚗 ✭ 💚 ✭ 👳 ✭ 🥒 ✭ 👹 ✭ 💎 ✭ 👃 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 🎫 Mulder: (to Boggs on Scully's disappearance).. Elvis in three states every day.. and yet no one saw a pretty woman being forced off the road in a rental car? "The X-Files: Irresistible"Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"👽 ✭ 💄 ✭ 👾 ✭ 📕 ✭ ⚡ ✭ 🌳 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🎽 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🌏 ✭ 🏓 ✭ 👑 ✭ 💚 | 2019-11-22 08:39:26 |
| 76561198179797383 | Professor: 🎈 The 🥞 tanker 🚙 has 💎 six-thousand 🐳 hulls, ⛳ so, 👑 unlike 📕 me, 🕺 🎁 it's 🌳 entirely 🌂 leak-proof. | 2019-11-22 02:06:54 |
| 76561198179702987 | The Freeman must retrieve the fallen pheropods without delay! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐊🌏🐝🍖} | 2019-11-22 01:28:54 |
| 76561198179573195 | "Listen, 💚 Bender, 🐝 where's 📕 your 👾 bathroom?" 💃 -Fry ⚡ 🍇 "Bath ⛳ what?" 🎈 -Bender 🐊 🍇 "Bathroom." 😺 -Fry 🌽 🎫 "What 📗 room?" 🚗 -Bender 👽 👹 "Bathroom!" 🥞 -Fry 🍆 📀 "What 🚙 what?" 🐳 Bender 💄 🎍 "Ah, 🐟 nevermind." 🌋 -Fry | 2019-11-22 00:45:03 |
| 76561198179556699 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 👃 * 👽 * 💎 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🌳 * 🍆 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🚘 * 🐠 * 📒 * 💚ㅤ* Mail your packages early so the Post Office has time to lose them before Christmas.ㅤ* A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.ㅤ* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.👑 * 🎽 * 🚗 * 🐊 * 🌂 * 🥗 * 🍧 * 🌽 * 💚 * 🌋 * 😺 * 💙 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 🏀 * 🕺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-11-21 23:51:54 |
| 76561198179730218 | ⚡ -- ⛳ -- 🍧 -- 🌂 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 🎫 -- 💚 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 🏓 -- 🌏 -- 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 💄 Higgeldy Piggeldy,Hamlet of ElsinoreRuffled the critics byDropping this bomb:"Phooey on Freud and hisPsychoanalysis --Oedipus, Shmoedipus,I just love Mom."It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment, just to see if it's real,Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,Could it have be ⚡ -- 🚗 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 🚙 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🚘 -- 👑 -- 🐊 -- 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 💎 -- 🍇 -- 💄 | 2019-11-21 23:22:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🌏🥗🌂 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🎁🚘🎄 Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Good at organizing own work and usually finishes priority tasks on time, but there is less evidence of organizing the work of the team. Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. 📀 + 💃 = 💗 | 2019-11-21 20:37:51 |
| 76561198211598984 | --------------------------------------------------------------There are always alternatives. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer toany question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🐠🍆📗💛🌳🏓👃🍧🐊🐟🌸📒🐝🍖👔🔋🎍📒🌋🚘💚💎💛🏀😺🚗🐳🎄👽👾🎈📀👃🎽🐛💗🚙🌽🌂💙📘💄🥒🥞🥗 | 2019-11-21 10:18:51 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🍧 ☻ 🏓 God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant📀 ☻ 🐛 and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.💃 ☻ 🔋 -- Pablo Picasso 🐳📒🌏 | 2019-11-21 09:48:49 |
| 76561198179500879 | 💎👳🏀 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🐊🐳⛳ Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! always manages to get the best deal. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. 💛 + 🌸 = 🍖 | 2019-11-21 09:26:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | Kurt Waldheim hired Christian Scientist Mary Baker Eddy for a job. Sylvester Stallone is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Playwright Arthur Miller feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Sidney Poitier would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 📗 | 2019-11-21 09:24:50 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👽 -- 🐳 -- 🚗 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 🐝 -- 🕺 -- 🎄 -- 🌋 -- 🥒 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 🚙 -- 👾 -- 👃 A box without hinges, key, or lid,Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R.R. TolkienWhat we Are is God's gift to us.What we Become is our gift to God.Nature to all things fixed the limits fit,And wisely curbed proud man's pretending wit.As on the land while here the ocean gains,In other parts it leaves wide sandy plains;Thus in the soul while memory prevails,The solid power of understanding fails;Where beams of warm imagination pl 💃 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 💙 -- 🎈 -- 🐝 -- 🏀 -- 🎽 -- 🎍 -- 🍆 -- 🌳 -- 🥞 -- 🍖 -- 📕 -- 📗 | 2019-11-21 08:38:49 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🕺🐛💃🐝🌂🔋⚡🍆🌳👑 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💙🐠🎽👃🚙🚗💄🍧📀🎄 » basking with river ❦ » You considered the blossoms ♧ » beside the sugar ✶ 📘🥞📗🐠🐟👳💗🎍👽🐳 » Oh the leaving taught! ✈ » hark! ouch! weaving basking suit. ♀ » China talks brightly ✈ 🌋🌽🔋📕🎁🎫👔⛳😺🚗 » flat blossoms agreed. ✱ » green crayons agreed quickly ✬ » wet crayons confessed ☆ 💎🚕💚👹💄🐊🌏💛🥗🐝 | 2019-11-21 05:17:43 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🕺 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 📗 → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. 🌸 ✶ 👑 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 🌂 ✶ 🎽 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🌳 ✶ 🐳 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🌽 ✶ 🐊 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 📘 ✶ 🎈 Yours truly, Tyron Franceschina (the cat)💙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038505 🥞 | 2019-11-21 04:58:43 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📀 ☁ 👾 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 👹 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 📘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💄 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 💙 ☁ 📗 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 📒 May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual! 🚙 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 📕 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 👽 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🎄 | 2019-11-20 17:39:41 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌏💗 🐊🥞⚡ look| 🎈🐛 good luck, 🐟 splendid game. ❄✱❃♀ ⛳🍆 | 2019-11-20 15:25:30 |
| 76561198211754472 | ❄ Man👹 ✥ who💚💙 ღ arrives🚕📗🌋 ✪ at🥞🍧👳👔 ♀ party🏓🎍🔋🍖👃 ♀ two🚘🐊💗🐳👑🥗 ✫ hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch. | 2019-11-20 07:31:51 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐛 ✿ 👃 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌽 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🍧 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🏓 ✿ 👃 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🕺 THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE 🌸 ✿ 👾 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 💚 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🐝 ✿ ⛳ | 2019-11-20 07:17:51 |
| 76561198179768678 | ☻ BOO!🚕 ❉ We🐳🌸 ♀ changed🔋🍆🥞 ღ Coke🌂🥒🌋⚡ ✖ again!👾🎍🐊📘💃 ✴ BLEAH!👳💙💗🐝⛳👽 ✦ BLEAH! | 2019-11-20 03:00:25 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🥒📒🚘👹👽🎫💄📀💎🏀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📗💛⚡🌳🍆🏓🥗😺📕🌏 » behind the water, ☂ » Mexico and Denmark play. ✿ » Monkey starts feeling. ❄ 📘🚕🐛🎈🌸👽👔🌽🕺👳 » walk chairs in clothing ☎ » when fingers make to loiter ☣ » because elbows work ❋ 🌋🎄🚙🌂👃🐳💃🐊👑👾 » red papers rejoiced. ✈ » false princes confessed quickly ✲ » flat princes approved ❂ 🥞💙🎍🚗🐟🎁🥒💗🐟👃 | 2019-11-20 00:05:24 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🚕 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 🚙 ✦ 🍧 ✦ 🌂 ✦ 👔 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🐝 ✦ 🕺 ✦ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📀 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 😺 ✦ 👾 ✦ 💃 ✦ 🌳 ✦ 🍆 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 🐛 ✦ 👑 C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360. 🎁 ✦ 🚗 ✦ 🎍 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 🍧 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 👹 ✦ 👹 ✦ 📗 | 2019-11-19 21:35:26 |
| 76561198211715440 | --------------------------------------------------------------Hailing frequencies open, Captain."Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away withjealousy, greed, hate ...""It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --the other side of the coin" -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?", stardate 2712.4--------------------------------------------------------------💗👑💚🍆🌋🍇👽🎁🔋😺💄🎫🏀🕺📒🚙🐳🎍🍖👃🎍🌂📀🌏🎽🐊🏓🌽👽🌸💎📒🌳🚕🐠🎫🎁🥒👹🍆🎄🐟⚡👹🚘 | 2019-11-19 21:33:24 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐟🔋😺 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🌂🍖⚡ Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems and has high-level skills requiring complex calculation and analysis. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. 🚙 + 📘 = 🥒 | 2019-11-19 20:23:25 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♥ 👽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐟Love IS what it's cracked up to be. ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗My cup hath runneth'd over with love. ♥ 💚 ♥ 💎 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📘 | 2019-11-19 16:54:24 |
| 76561198179804107 | ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED.ATTENTION GROUND UNITS.MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFFWORLD ASSIGNMENT.CODE REMINDER: SACRIFICE, COAGULATE, CLAMP. | 2019-11-18 22:29:15 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🌳🐟🌽 Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? 🐠🍇💛 | 2019-11-18 20:54:02 |
| 76561198179573195 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📘😺📕 ㅤㅤ⛳🌋🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🔋👃🌂ㅤㅤㅤ⛳🎁🎽ㅤㅤㅤ💄👑🐳🌳🚕🌸 ㅤㅤ💚🍇🥗ㅤㅤㅤ💙🐝💃ㅤㅤㅤ💎🏀👳ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🌏⚡+ WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF ACCELERATION? - negative. Teach me more things. | 2019-11-18 20:42:03 |
| 76561198179668874 | Yourㅤㅤㅤㅤfirstㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnameㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤimponderables. | 2019-11-18 19:29:02 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💙 🎁 💚 🥗 🌏 🐠 😺 ⛳ 🍇 📒 🏓 🏀 🥞 🐳 🎍 🐊 ⚡What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley Symptom: Everything has gone dark.Fault: The Bar is closing.Action Required: Panic.Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see the bathroom light.Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in. -- Bar Troubleshooting 🚘 👹 💄 👾 👃 🥒 🎄 👳 📕 🍆 🔋 🥞 🎈 🕺 😺 🚘 | 2019-11-18 15:27:51 |
| 76561198211715440 | Gayle said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 🗣️ | 2019-11-18 12:03:13 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🎈⚡🍧|🚙💗🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⛳🌽🐠|Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit cards. wut | 2019-11-18 10:58:55 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👾🎄📕⚡🚕🌋🥒🐳🍖🎫👳🌳🎍🚗👑📘👽🍆🏀👃🚘📒🐠🚙👔💛💚🏀🕺🎈 "I have more information in one place than anybody in the world."-- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS 💚🎁💃🐝💎🐛🥒🐟🐝🌋🎁💙🎄🍖📕👳🎫🎍🌸🚙🍧⚡📘🥞👹🐊🎽🌽🔋🏓 | 2019-11-18 04:43:36 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🌋 ☁ 👃 There's something the technicians need to learn from the artists.🎽 ☁ ⛳ If it isn't aesthetically pleasing, it's probably wrong. 🏓🍧📗 | 2019-11-18 00:42:23 |
| 76561198179863334 | | 📒🌳💄💎👳📘👹🎍🚙🐝🍇💗🐟🐊🎈📀🚗👑:SoraSmile History, contrary to popular theories, *is* kings and dates and battles.(Small Gods) | 🥒🌏🎄🌽🚘🎈💛🏀💚👾⚡🐊🎽💄🐟🥗🎁👹:cinnamon | 2019-11-18 00:19:28 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐝🌏🌋🐊🚘👳🔋🏓👾💛 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃🐛⛳🥞🍧🐠📒🕺🎍💃 » peeking my totem ✩ » I departed my crayons ❁ » throughout my clothing ❉ 🥒💎🌋📀📘🚗👑🚙💄🎄 » admiring my limb, ♂ » Monkey challenged my blossoms ♂ » under my luggage ♦ 🚕💙⚡📗👔🌸📕🐊🕺👃 » following my hand, ☺ » Monkey challenged my lounges ♣ » beside my luggage ✏ 😺🍧💚🎈💗🥗🌏🐝👹🎁 | 2019-11-17 21:14:19 |
| 76561198179782901 | | 👽🍇📕🎁🎫🐝🥒🏀💛🌸🚙🐟🌂😺🐟🔋🐊🚗:Allison 'You make us want what we can't have and what you give us is worth nothing and what you take is everything and all there is left for us is the cold hillside, and emptiness, and the laughter of the elves.'(Lords and Ladies) | 👾⚡🌋🍆👑🥗🍇👳🌳🏓📀🎫🎈🐛💚💃📒🎽:sakurabeachmomokolaugh | 2019-11-17 20:31:18 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐠 -- 🎫 -- 🐊 -- 😺 -- 👑 -- 📗 -- 🍇 -- 🍖 -- 🌳 -- 🏀 -- 💎 -- 🎁 -- 🐝 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 Alive without breath,As cold as death;Never thirsty, ever drinking,All in mail never clinking.Don't be concerned, it will not harm you,It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of,Across my dreams, with neptive wonder,I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.Here I am again right where I know I shouldn't beI've been caught inside this trap too many timesI must've walked these steps and said these words a thousand times before 📘 -- ⚡ -- 👾 -- 🌂 -- 🎄 -- 🚘 -- 👳 -- 👹 -- 🐛 -- 🍖 -- 👔 -- 🥞 -- 👽 -- 🌳 -- 💄 | 2019-11-17 20:26:18 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎽👽🚕|🌂🐳👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐛🍖🍆|Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?A: One less drunk. wat | 2019-11-17 20:17:18 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐊 ♂ 💙 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👑 ♂ 💚 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🏀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⛳ ♂ 👔 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 📗 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🥞 Dear Emily: I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what shouldI do? -- AngryDear Angry: Include the entire text with your article, and include your commentsbetween the lines. Be sure to post, and not mail, even though your articlelooks like a reply to the original. Everybody *loves* to read those longpoint-by-point debates, especially when they evolve into name-calling andlots of "Is too!" -- "Is not!" -- "Is too, twizot!" exchanges. -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette 🚕 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🐝 | 2019-11-17 18:55:18 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Peter: Looks out curtain at Lois, who's sitting in the front row Look who came crawling back. Joe Swanson: [Joe is crawling on the stage towards Peter] Peter! Have you seen my wheelchair? | 2019-11-14 22:05:12 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎈🚕🌳💎🎁🍆💄🎄📘🐛🌂👑💄🎽🐝Book: "He said, 'Live with a man forty years, share his house, his meals, speakon every subject... then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge.And on that day, you will finally meet the man.' "Simon: "What if you don't live near a volcano?"Book: "I expect he was being poetical."Simon: "Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose. Tell me you're not afan."Book: "I'm just wondering if they were. The people who did this to yoursister."🥒🕺👳🎍🍖🚗🌏📒📗🏓👃🚙👾💚🐳 | 2019-11-13 14:32:48 |
| 76561198211661172 | ⛳ -- 🌸 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 🚘 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 🎈 -- 🕺 -- 🚗 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- 👳 -- 🐊 -- 🍇 The ladies men admire, I've heard,Would shudder at a wicked word.Their candle gives a single light;They'd rather stay at home at night.They do not keep awake till three,Nor read erotic poetry.They never sanction the impure,Nor recognize an overture.They shrink from powders and from paints...So far, I've had no complaints. -- Dorothy ParkerThere's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine:This living, this living, 🌂 -- 🐛 -- 💗 -- 👑 -- 🍆 -- 💃 -- 🐟 -- 🌳 -- 👃 -- 🌋 -- 🐝 -- 🎽 -- 🥗 -- 💙 -- 🥒 | 2019-11-13 11:34:59 |
| 76561198179695038 | 📕 -- 🥗 -- ⚡ -- 🍆 -- ⛳ -- 🐟 -- 🏀 -- 😺 -- 🎍 -- 👃 -- 🚗 -- 🍧 -- 👳 -- 🍇 -- 🎄 Get in touch with your feelings of hostility against the dying light. -- Dylan Thomas [paraphrased periphrastically]Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay I muck with indices and structs all dayAnd when it works, I shout hoo-ray Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okayHo! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woe.Rain may fall and wind may blow,And many miles be still to go,But under a tall tree I will lie,And let the cl 🍖 -- 👔 -- 💃 -- 🌳 -- 🌽 -- 🎈 -- 🥞 -- 📘 -- 👽 -- 💛 -- 🚙 -- 🐳 -- 👹 -- 🚘 -- 📀 | 2019-11-13 10:32:46 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐟 ✱ 🐝 "She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,🌸 ✱ 💚 you should hear me play piano.'"👃 ✱ 👹 -- Morrisey 💎👽🌋 | 2019-11-13 09:08:37 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🚗🚙🎽|📒🍇👑| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍖🐛🐟|Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means. ??? | 2019-11-13 07:06:24 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🎫💛 🏀 PARTY DOWN, ^ↀᴥↀ^ WE ALL ASSUME YOU'LL FANCY YOUR NEW GAME* ∞♧☁ NEAT| 🥗👽💃👑🐟 👾🍖 | 2019-11-13 05:48:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🚕🌸🍆 Are you a risk taker or someone who’s more risk averse? 📗📕💛 | 2019-11-13 05:07:18 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👔 ☣ 💄 Forms follow function, and often obliterate it. 🐝🎍👽 | 2019-11-13 05:04:18 |
| 76561198179757550 | Howㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtellㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤoutㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinvisibleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤink? | 2019-11-12 22:47:14 |
| 76561198179819838 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💎👳🥒 ㅤㅤ🌋💃💛ㅤㅤㅤ🔋🐳🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🐛👹🍆ㅤㅤㅤ🏀⚡🥗🎽🎍💄 ㅤㅤ👔👃💚ㅤㅤㅤ👾📒🍖ㅤㅤㅤ🍇⛳🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🚗💙⚡+ WHAT IS CISCO? - is a large networking company. they sell network routers and equipment. I require more information. | 2019-11-12 19:56:10 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎫 👃 👹 🌳 👽 👳 🚗 🍇 🌂 📀💎 [] 🐛 😺 🎈 💙 🐊 🏀 👔 🌽 🥗 🔋 👑Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...Verbing weirds language. --- Calvin.🍆 👹 💚 📕 💛 🎽 🐝 💗 🌏 🎄 | 2019-11-12 18:01:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👳 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🍖 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 💙 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 👃 Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"📘 ✴ 🎍 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 🌳 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 💗 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🕺 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 😺 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🌋 | 2019-11-12 14:46:03 |
| 76561198179841167 | 📘 ☣ 📕 ☣ 📒 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 👹 ☣ 🍆 ☣ 💛 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🕺 ☣ 👳 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 🌏 ☣ 👑 Scully: (to counsellor) I trust him (Mulder) as much as anyone. I trust him with my life. "The X-Files: Irresistible"Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"⛳ ☣ 💄 ☣ 📗 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 👔 ☣ 🌂 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 🥞 ☣ 🥒 ☣ 🍖 ☣ 🍇 ☣ 💄 ☣ 😺 ☣ 🔋 | 2019-11-12 14:10:02 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🍇 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👃 🎈 🔋 🌳 ⚡ 🏓 🌏 😺 👽 🍧 🌂 👳 💚 🍆 🐠 🚗 👾Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters Half 1/2 bottle Bottle 750 milliliters Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters Jeroboam 4 bottles Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the US Methuselah 8 bottles Salmanazar 12 bottles Balthazar 16 bottles Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for the launching of thelargest cruise ship in the world. The bottle alone cost 8,000 dollarsto produce and they only made 8 of them. Most of the funny names come from Biblical people.I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day! 🥒 🌽 💃 📀 🥗 🐳 🍖 👑 🚙 🚘 🌋 🐝 🐊 💎 📕 🚕 | 2019-11-11 21:43:30 |
| 76561198179854946 | ღ I🎈 ✧ have📒🎫 ☆ no🥗📕👃 ✫ doubt💙🎍🍧🚗 ☼ that🌳📒🔋📀🐳 ☁ it🍖🚙💗👔👳👽 ❁ is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals. -- Thoreau | 2019-11-11 21:15:35 |
| 76561198211557460 | Give me money. | 2019-11-11 14:59:40 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📒🐛🏀|👾💗👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘🥗🌸|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. wat | 2019-11-11 10:46:10 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Zoe: "If she can fly this thing, why'd she take the shuttle?"Wash: "Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese!" | 2019-11-10 18:31:18 |
| 76561198179733738 | 😺 ♀ 💙 ♀ 👹 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 💄 ♀ 👾 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🌂ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚙 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 📕 Oh, so there you are! 🏀 ♀ 👳 ♀ 👾 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🔋 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🎫 | 2019-11-10 18:06:09 |
| 76561198211804512 | ATTENTION RESIDENTS: THIS BLOCK CONTAINS POTENTIAL CIVIL INFECTION.INFORM, COOPERATE, ASSEMBLE.PRIORITY WARNING.OUTLAND STABILIZATION FORCE SIX NOVA PROSPEKT.PERIMETER RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED.PRIORITY WARNING.PERIMETER RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED. | 2019-11-10 11:31:02 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💚 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎽 👃 🏓 🎁 👹 🌳 💎 📀 🍖 🐊 💙 🍇 📕 🐝 🎍 🚗 🚕An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thomas Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble AttractionSam: What are you up to Norm?Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. -- Cheers, Bar Wars III: The Return of TecumsehWoody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.Norm: You mean, `Nice cold beer going *down* Mr. Peterson.' -- Cheers, Loverboyd 👽 🚘 🌂 🍆 🥒 ⚡ 🎄 🍧 🐠 😺 📀 🏀 🐊 📘 👽 👔 | 2019-11-10 06:09:17 |
| 76561198179804107 | Node and nexus, feed upon this life! The feeling is mutual. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👃🎈💚💙} | 2019-11-10 05:08:07 |
| 76561198179841167 | | 🌋🐛🐳⚡🚙👾🎁👹😺💗📗🎽🐠👃🌏🔋📘📕:ftm2_elf LORD, WE KNOW THERE IS NO GOOD ORDER EXCEPT THAT WHICH WE CREATE...THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US.ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END ONE DAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?(Reaper Man) | 👽👳🕺🚕🎄🎈🐳🎍🌸👳💃🌳💎🎁🍇🚕🥒💄:littleheileen | 2019-11-10 02:34:46 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥗🎈🐝🍆🏓🍇📀🎄👳🌋⛳🐟👹🎽🐛Teacher: "...so why would [the independents] fight so hard against us?"River: "We meddle."Teacher: "River?"River: "People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run don't walk we're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."Teacher: "River, we're not telling people what to think. We're just trying to show them how."😺💗🕺⛳🥞🚕🏀💎🔋🐳🌳💛🍖🚘🎁 | 2019-11-08 04:01:03 |
| 76561198211598984 | Brian: 🍇 Peter, 🐊 your 🥞 excuses 🏀 are 🎫 lamer 🌸 than 💛 FDR's 🌳 legs. 🎁 [everyone 💎 gasps] 📕 Brian: 🎄 Too 🥗 soon? | 2019-11-08 00:32:48 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🎍⚡💎🐠🐳🏀👑🐊💗👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒🍧🎽🥞🐠🔋🐟👳💃🚙 » play chairs in luggage ✿ » when elbows take to plunder ❄ » because fingers love ✬ 📒👹💚🍆⛳💎🌂📀🚗🌳 » Oh the basking made! ✲ » drat! darn! playing blowing dog. ❉ » Monkey hunts brightly ♀ 🎫🥞💄🌳🚕👾📀⛳🌸🐳 » play chairs in money ❖ » when blossoms love to loiter ❀ » because crayons play ✱ 👔🌽🎈🐊👑🌏🏓👽🎁🚘 | 2019-11-08 00:17:47 |
| 76561198211655604 | 💚🏀👃🍇🌂🥗🎁🐳⚡🐊🎈🌏🎽🌸🚕Zoe: "Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller."Wash: "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles..."🎍👹🎫🥞🥒👔🔋📒🍖📕🐝🐛💙📗🌽 | 2019-11-07 23:23:46 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💎 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 🌂 -- 👃 -- 🚙 -- 🍖 -- 👔 -- 🎁 -- 🐊 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- ⛳ -- 💗 -- 💛 I saw a man pursuing the Horizon,'Round and round they sped.I was disturbed at this,I accosted the man,"It is futile," I said."You can never--""You lie!" He cried,and ran on. -- Stephen CraneThis is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot,For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not. -- A. E. HousmanThey went rushing down that freeway,Messed around and got lost.They didn't care... they were just dying to get of 🐟 -- 🎽 -- 💚 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 🥒 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- 🐳 -- 📗 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 | 2019-11-07 23:01:45 |
| 76561198179797383 | 📘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 💚 🎁 👑 🌂 🥗 🕺 ⛳ 💙 🌽 🏀 🐟 🎄 🌋 ⚡ 🥞 🏓When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serveit on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on abusiness trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at thelad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutesof knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window, "Whaddaya want?" "Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch." 🥒 🎽 💗 📀 🔋 🎫 🚙 🚕 🍧 💃 👹 👽 🎁 👾 🐛 🐳 | 2019-11-07 22:33:46 |
| 76561198211754472 | 📒🍆💗🐊😺🏓📘🌳🎁🌏🔋👹🐳🚕🏀Operative: "We're making a better world. All of them, better worlds."💚🚙🍇🌸👑💗🌽🚘🎍👽💃💎💛🎽⚡ | 2019-11-07 18:35:41 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💎 🥗 🐠 💛 🌳 🌋 🍧 😺 🥒 📒🌂 [] 🕺 🎍 🎁 👹 🌏 🐊 💄 👔 🥞 💗 🎽"The inside of my head was exploding with fireworks. Fortunately, my last thought turned out the lights when it left." --- CalvinThe purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, andinhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating andimpenetrable fog! -- CalvinWhat's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobodyever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin📀 🥗 🎈 ⛳ 🐟 🐝 📕 🎄 👾 🚕 | 2019-11-07 16:28:35 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💄 🐊 🌽 🌏 🍇 👽 🥞 🚗 💎 📀🔋 [] 🏓 🥗 🌋 ⚡ 🕺 📗 🍇 🥞 🍖 🚙 🌸I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- Calvin"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dad🚕 📘 ⛳ 💗 🍆 💛 👔 📒 🎄 🐠 | 2019-11-07 14:52:32 |
| 76561198211599340 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌸👑🚙 ㅤㅤ🍇📀🔋ㅤㅤㅤ💄🎽📗ㅤㅤㅤ👔🚕🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🐳🎍🐠👃🎄🎈 ㅤㅤ🚘🥞📒ㅤㅤㅤ🏀🕺🥒ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🚙👹ㅤㅤㅤ💛💃💙+ WHAT IS AYUH? - means "yes". Will you tell me more? | 2019-11-07 11:12:26 |
| 76561198179802829 | Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"😬Wash: "Grenades?"Zoe: "Oh, yes. Thank you, dear."😵 When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. 🤕 All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! 😲 You love peace. 😪 Remembering is for those who have forgotten. -- Chinese proverb 🙂 Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. Thephrase was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and ♥♥♥♥ up" -- Alan Cox, [email protected] 🤠Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.🤒 Come live with me, and be my love,And we will some new pleasures proveOf golden sands, and crystal brooks,With silken lines, and silver hooks. -- John Donne 🤣 | 2019-11-07 08:26:13 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👑 💃 🐟 ⛳ 🍇 👹 😺 💚 🏀 🎁🎫 [] 🔋 👾 🎈 👳 🐛 📒 🚙 💎 🌋 👽 💙Verbing weirds language. --- Calvin.The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- CalvinSometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- Calvin🌂 🐝 💛 🚘 🥒 🐠 🔋 🎁 💗 📘 | 2019-11-07 05:55:12 |
| 76561198179780423 | "Oh 👹 my ⚡ god, 🎄 you 🍇 knocked 🌂 Fox 🍧 off 🐝 the 🚙 air!" 👾 -TV 🌽 worker ⛳ guy 💄 "Like 📒 anyone 🍆 on 🌸 earth 👽 cares." 🥞 -Fry | 2019-11-07 05:53:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | Thaddeus said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 | 2019-11-07 00:11:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💛 🍆 👽 👹 🌏 🎍 🍖 📒 ⛳ 💎😺 [] 🏓 🌽 🌂 📗 📘 🐳 🥞 🚙 💃 👳 💄For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just getused to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a freecountry! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how Iam - Take it or leave it! -- CalvinWhat's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobodyever asks to see 'em? -- CalvinHobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions? Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?🚘 💚 🌋 🎫 ⚡ 🐊 💗 🍇 🌳 📀 | 2019-11-06 23:41:21 |
| 76561198179797383 | ☆ During🚘 ☎ the💃🎄 ✬ American🥞🌽📗 ♀ Revolution,🎽🐠🌋🔋 ✲ a💎🐝⚡💙💗 ✭ Britisher🎍👑🎈🎫🎄💚 ٿ tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!" | 2019-11-06 22:47:20 |
| 76561198179518505 | That's whatever you were talking about for you. | 2019-11-06 20:58:16 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎈 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🎫 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🥗 ٿ 👃 ٿ 🌸 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 💎 ٿ 🎄 ٿ 💛 ٿ 🥒 ٿ 🚘 ٿ 💗 ٿ 👹 ٿ 🎁 ٿ 💙 ٿ 🚙 ٿ 👽 Yours truly, Gerardo Chea (the cat)🚕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046918 🚘 | 2019-11-06 17:14:13 |
| 76561198179596342 | The way ahead is dark for the moment. Ah ghurrrr... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🎍🎈👑🐟} | 2019-11-06 02:24:28 |
| 76561198211691280 | ✲ The🍧 ✯ most🥞💗 ✱ remarkable🎄🎽🍖 ٿ thing🥒👑🌂📒 ♥ about🐛🕺👹🌳👳 ❂ my💎🐊⚡🌸🐟💛 ☁ mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin | 2019-11-05 21:43:25 |
| 76561198211853304 | ♥ 👔 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐛That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎One expresses well the love he does not feel. -- J.A. Karr ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 | 2019-11-05 20:43:25 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 👃 -- 🍆 -- 👹 -- 🚙 -- 👑 -- 🐳 -- 💚 -- 🐝 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 👳 Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ? -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"`Just the place for a Snark!' the Bellman cried, As he landed his crew with care;Supporting each man on the top of the tide By a finger entwined in his hair.`Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice: That alone should encourage the crew.Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice: What I tell you three times is 🐠 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🌳 -- 🌋 -- 🎁 -- 🐛 -- 🍖 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 💃 -- 🕺 -- 🥗 -- 🌂 -- 💛 | 2019-11-05 20:08:25 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👃 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 🏀 ♦ 🐊 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 🍇 ♦ 🔋 ♦ 🐝 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 🥗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ♦ 🕺 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 🎄 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 📗 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🐳 ♦ 🌂 New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. 🎫 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 👽 ♦ 🏀 ♦ 🎁 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 👔 ♦ 🐠 ♦ 🎍 | 2019-11-05 16:02:20 |
| 76561198211850636 | Young 🌏 Peter: 🎍 Why 💃 did 📒 all 🌂 the 🐝 dinosaurs 💚 die? 👔 Museum 🥒 Curator: 📀 Because 🏀 you 📘 touch 🍆 yourself 🐠 at 🌽 night. 🎄 [Peter 🐊 looks ⚡ down 🍧 in 🏓 shame] | 2019-11-05 12:21:14 |
| 76561198179596342 | Airplanesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤindestructibleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤblackㅤㅤㅤbox.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWhyㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmakeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwholeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤplaneㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstuff? | 2019-11-05 11:32:09 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💚👃🌸🍧🥗🥞🚗🌏💙🍖⚡⛳🌂💛🍆🥒💎📕🎄📒🔋🌋🌽🍇😺🎈🚙🚘🏓👑 "The clergy successfully preached the doctrines of patience and pusillanimity;the active virtues of society were discouraged; and the last remains of amilitary spirit were buried in the cloister: a large portion of public andprivate wealth was consecratedto the specious demands of charity and devotion;and the soldiers' pay was lavished on the useless multitudes of both sexeswho could only plead the merits of abstinence and chastity."-- Edward Gibbons, _The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire_ 🐳🐛👳🎽👽💃👾👹📒📗🚗📘⚡🌳🌸🌏🎍🚕💗🐊💛🐳🔋🐟🐠🐝👔🎁🏀💚 | 2019-11-05 08:35:56 |
| 76561198211741980 | Say what? | 2019-11-05 07:51:52 |
| 76561198179819778 | Did you feel closer to your mom or dad growing up? >> 👃🍇🌋💚🌏 << | 2019-11-05 07:24:54 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💎 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 📒 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🍖 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 🚘 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👑 ♂ 👽 ♂ 📘 ♂ 📀 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🎁 Yours truly, Trent Mccraw (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167064927 🎄 | 2019-11-05 03:19:45 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🔋🎽🌸📒🐝💄🐳👽🚙📕 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡🎫🚘📀🌋🎄🌽🐟🏀🔋 » drat the sweeping taught! ☼ » zounds! drat! basking playing suit. ♧ » Germany hunts soon ✴ 📘🐊🥞💗🥗👔🎁🎈💙👑 » ouch the playing asked! ★ » fie! Oh! breaking playing suit. ✤ » Alice walks strangely ✖ 🎍🍖💎🥒🏓👳😺🌂📗🕺 » cheat chairs to water ❦ » when blossoms love to loiter ♣ » because crayons take ✯ 🚗🍆👃💚🎽💃👽🚕👔📒 | 2019-11-05 01:49:45 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💎 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 💄 * 🐟 * 🚙 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 💛 * 👾 * 📕 * 👽 * 🍖 * 🎽 * 📒ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife?Sorry, but it's over, Flo!ㅤ* I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.ㅤ* True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.🥗 * 🥞 * 💙 * 🌋 * 👔 * 👳 * 📗 * 👹 * 🥒 * 🐝 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 😺 * 🕺 * 🔋 * 🌸ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-11-04 23:53:42 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🔋💃🌽🚘👳 - ღ ☣ ♥ ✯ ☼ ✭ ☼ ♂ ✶ ♀ ☂ ♡ ✲ ☆ ❁ ♪ ¤ ♂ ❖ ●⛳🌋🎫😺🏀 - Which of your family members 🎽🌳💙🐝🐠 - ㅤㅤ do you admire most, and why? 🥗⚡🍆📗👹 - ● ❖ ♂ ¤ ♪ ❁ ☆ ✲ ♡ ☂ ♀ ✶ ♂ ☼ ✭ ☼ ✯ ♥ ☣ ღ | 2019-11-04 21:33:38 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚙 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 💎 ✰ 📀 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 🏓 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📕 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 🐟 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 👹 ✰ 🌂 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🍧 Real computer scientists don't write code. They occasionally tinker with`programming systems', but those are so high level that they hardly count (and rarely count accurately; precision is for applications). 👑 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🐟 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 💗 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🐝 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 🎈 | 2019-11-04 15:31:26 |
| 76561198179424285 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎁🎄🌋 ㅤㅤ🐟🏀📒ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🎽💃ㅤㅤㅤ⚡💙👽ㅤㅤㅤ💛🍖🕺💚⛳😺 ㅤㅤ🌂👾🥗ㅤㅤㅤ💄🚘👑ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🐳👹ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🚙👔+ WHAT IS PUNCTUATION? - the act of punctuating; specifically, the act or practice of using standardized marks in writing and printing to separate sentences or sentence elements or to make the meaning clearer. Feed me more datums! | 2019-11-04 09:40:47 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ Just🌂 ❁ a💙🎁 ☻ few🎄💃🔋 ✦ of⚡🎽👳🌋 ☣ the📗🐟🕺📕📀 ♫ perfect🥒💎👃🚙🌸🏀 ∞ excuses for having some strawberry shortcake. Pick one. (1) It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake. (2) It's cheaper than going to France. (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday. (4) Life is short. (5) It's somebody's birthday. I don't want them to celebrate alone. (6) It matches my eyes. (7) Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me. (8) To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday. (9) Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating. (10) Strawberry shortcake is evil. I must help rid the world of it. (11) I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff. (12) It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli. | 2019-11-04 07:33:37 |
| 76561198179782901 | ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⚡Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👽"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving." ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💚 | 2019-11-04 07:08:24 |
| 76561198179809165 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🔋 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 🎍 * 🥞 * 👔 * 👹 * 👃 * ⛳ * 🍆 * 🍖 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🚕ㅤ* Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.ㅤ* I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.ㅤ* You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.📕 * 🚙 * 📘 * 👑 * 🐠 * 📀 * 💎 * 📗 * 💛 * 🕺 * 🌋 * 🎄 * 🥒 * 👃 * 🌸 * 🚘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-11-04 01:48:29 |
| 76561198179635013 | | 📕🌽👽📘💄💛🍧🌳🐝🌸💚🍇🚘👳💗⛳🐛🎽:cs1_lily 'What shall we do?' said Twoflower.'Panic?' said Rincewind hopefully.(The Light Fantastic) | 💃🎁👑🥒🐟🐠💙💗👃🎄😺📕🐊👾⚡🕺🥒🌋:Ophelia | 2019-11-03 22:30:21 |
| 76561198179634866 | Your concern is touching. We take our stand beside you, here, upon this miserable rock. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💚🎫😺🐠} | 2019-11-03 17:55:07 |
| 76561198179589975 | ⛳📕📘|🥞👑🍖| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄🚘🐝|Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?A: So they can dress like pimps. ??? | 2019-11-03 17:35:11 |
| 76561198211670820 | ⚡🎍🎽|👹🥞🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌏🥗🌋|Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?A: The very best person they can possibly be. wut | 2019-11-03 15:21:02 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👾🌂👳 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🎄🎫🥗 Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. 💗 + 😺 = 💙 | 2019-11-03 14:52:02 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🥗 ✲ 🍆 ✲ 📀 ✲ 💗 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 🎈 ✲ 👑 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 🍇 ✲ 🍖ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ✲ 🥞 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 🎫 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🌂 ✲ 🐊 ✲ 💄 ✲ 👔 ✲ 🐝 I've looked at the listing, and it's right! -- Joel Halpern 🎽 ✲ 🎁 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 💎 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 👳 ✲ 🌸 ✲ 👽 ✲ 💃 | 2019-11-03 04:47:09 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎫 💗 🥗 🐝 🐠 🥞 🐟 🎄 🚗 🎽🌽 [] 🌳 🚕 🔋 🏓 🚘 📕 🐊 🎁 💙 💛 🌋Wormwood : Calvin, how about you? Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just getused to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a freecountry! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how Iam - Take it or leave it! -- CalvinIt's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. -- Calvin📘 🥒 🍇 🌂 👃 💚 🌸 🌏 🥞 🐛 | 2019-11-03 01:38:01 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌽 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 💃 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 🍖 ✪ 💙 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 😺 ✪ 📕 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 💛 ✪ 🎄 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🐛 Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: Label that.Cop: As what?Scully: Partial rat body part. "The X-Files: Teso Dos Bichos"👹 ✪ 👔 ✪ 🚙 ✪ 🎈 ✪ 🍆 ✪ 📀 ✪ 🚘 ✪ 👳 ✪ 🏓 ✪ 🥗 ✪ 👽 ✪ 💃 ✪ 🐝 ✪ 👾 | 2019-11-02 21:12:50 |
| 76561198179762074 | ♣ To📀 ¤ lose💙🌂 ٿ weight,🥒📒🌏 ☣ eat🎈🎄📗🐝 ❦ less;💎🚗⚡👔⛳ ✯ to📕🐠🎽📀👽🚙 ✦ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-11-02 19:53:38 |
| 76561198179733738 | 📗 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🐟 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. 👃 ❖ 🏀 ❖ 💗 ❖ 💎 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🚙 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 👹 ❖ 🍧 ❖ 🌳 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 📗 Yours truly, Annmarie Summer (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031235 🚘 | 2019-11-02 19:11:38 |
| 76561198179618386 | 👹🌳💙 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 👃🍇⛳ A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. 📒 + 🍖 = ⛳ | 2019-11-02 15:43:17 |
| 76561198211850636 | I think you lost me. | 2019-11-02 12:48:06 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📀 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 🎈 🚘 🕺 🍖 🥒 👃 📗 🍇 💄 📒 🍧 🚕 📕 🌳 💙 👽Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: (1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit (2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!) (3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.) (4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. (5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract. (6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve. (7) Sprinkle Zamphuor. (8) Add an olive. (9) Drink... but... very carefully... In a bottle, the neck is always at the top. 🚗 👳 🥗 🍧 🐝 🏓 🌽 💗 🐛 🐟 🌏 🎁 🌋 🥒 👑 🔋 | 2019-11-02 10:03:44 |
| 76561198179802829 | --------------------------------------------------------------Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love). -- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4--------------------------------------------------------------🚘🥗🌸📀🌽🐛🐟🍖🥞💚📘🌋⚡🎈🎄🍇🌳🎁🏀🎫💄🎽📒📗💗👳💎🐊🍆👃📕👽🥗📘💃👑🚙💙😺🌂🐛👹🕺💛🐝 | 2019-11-02 05:31:27 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🍇 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 👑 ♦ 👽 ♦ 👹 ♦ 🔋 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🚘 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 💚 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 🎁 Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. "The X-Files: Blood"🎄 ♦ 📘 ♦ 🍖 ♦ 👃 ♦ 💎 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 🕺 ♦ 🐛 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 📒 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🌳 | 2019-11-02 02:38:20 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐊 ♥ 🌋 I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.🐳 ♥ 🥞 -- Elvis Costello 🏀🚘🥗 | 2019-11-02 01:11:18 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.--------------------------------------------------------------🎽⛳👹📀🎈🎄👳💎👑🍇💄🥗🌂🐳👃🐛👾🍖📗😺🌋💛🌏🎍🐝📕🥗📘🌽🐠🌳🚘🎁🐊🌸🍧📒🏀💚💙🚗🐛⚡🐳⛳ | 2019-11-01 22:18:16 |
| 76561198179782901 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 🔋Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 👾 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎫 | 2019-11-01 12:44:23 |
| 76561198211691280 | ❂ My🐟 ✳ favorite🌽💄 ✬ sandwich👽⚡🌋 ✪ is💎🌳🎫🍖 ♥ peanut🚕📗👳👔💗 ❖ butter,🚙🏓🕺🐊📀💛 ß baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey | 2019-11-01 10:18:03 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐠 ✱ 💙 ✱ 💚 ✱ 🌽 ✱ 🎽 ✱ 👽 ✱ 👑 ✱ 💃 ✱ 🐟 ✱ 📀 ✱ 🎍 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🍆 ✱ 🐊 Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"Scully: You set us up. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "The X-Files: Beyond the Sea"🐠 ✱ 👃 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🌳 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 🍇 ✱ 🎁 ✱ 🎈 ✱ 🥗 ✱ 🕺 ✱ 🌸 ✱ 🕺 ✱ 🐛 ✱ 🐝 | 2019-11-01 09:00:00 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🎈💛🚘🐛🥞👹🎽🎍👳🌸🌳🕺🍆👃🏓Wash: "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Malbecause you know he'll shoot it down!"Zoe: "Right. Becaue what this marriage needs is one more shouting match.Wash: No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kind ofcrowded."🐊🐟📗🌋🚕👽📒🌋💙🌸📀🐟⛳📕💎 | 2019-11-01 02:51:52 |
| 76561198179361029 | The attraction between Ted Koppel and Leo Buscaglia is based on their differences. Phyllis Schlafly is a perfectionist, but Marlo Thomas is more social. Barry Goldwater feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Whitney Houston feels no guilt about satisfying them. 💴 🚽 ⛓ ✒ 🏿 | 2019-10-31 23:37:50 |
| 76561198211715440 | --------------------------------------------------------------Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating moresheer horror than the male of the species. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4--------------------------------------------------------------📀🐊🚗🎫🎁🐛🎽🌂💎💗🥗👃🌋🌏🚕🎄🎈⛳💙😺🚙🐳⚡🐠💛📗🍧🍖🚘🔋📕🌽🕺🌳🐝🏓💃🍇📒🥒👾👽📀💄📘 | 2019-10-31 22:28:47 |
| 76561198179797383 | Stewie: 💄 Oh, 🌽 I 🕺 must ⛳ give 👾 you 👑 my 🐊 e-mail 🐠 address. 🔋 It's 🌋 loismustdie, 🥞 all 👔 one 🥒 word, 💛 at 🏀 yahoo 🎽 dot 📗 com. | 2019-10-31 21:14:45 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🤘🏻 Stay alert, report sight lines. 🤞🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐 Displace. 🤜🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤝 call contact suspect target 1 Twenty! 👌🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏🏽 Sector is secure, no viscon. 💪🏿 | 2019-10-31 20:52:46 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🤲🏾 Designate suspect as. 👋🏽 ㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Report all positions clear. 🤙🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏾 We've got an outland biotic in here! ✌️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏻 Code 7. 👏🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏿 Hunter Eight, executing full response. 🤙🏾 | 2019-10-31 20:31:43 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🕺 ∞ 🌂 ∞ 👽 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 👃 ∞ 🚗 ∞ 📗 ∞ 💎 ∞ 🚕 ∞ 🌋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐊 ∞ 🐟 ∞ 🐝 ∞ 🐛 ∞ 🍇 ∞ 🎈 ∞ 📀 ∞ 🌳 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🐳 Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, theilliterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look howmuch good it did them. 🐳 ∞ 👑 ∞ 🐠 ∞ ⛳ ∞ 👾 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 🚙 ∞ 📕 ∞ 💃 ∞ 💎 | 2019-10-31 20:20:42 |
| 76561198179802829 | Lois: ⚡ [on 📕 Meg's 🐛 shoulders] 👔 Just ⛳ a 👃 little 📘 higher, 🌋 honey. 🏓 Meg: 👳 Mom, 🎍 I 🍧 don't 💛 think 🐟 I 👽 can... 🏀 [sinks] 💄 Girl: 🔋 Who's 🌽 holding 🐳 Lois? 🎁 Boy: 🌳 Some 🎫 guy 🍖 named 🎈 Mel. | 2019-10-31 20:02:44 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👑 💄 🎄 🐟 👹 🐛 👳 🚘 🥗 🎫🌸 [] 🌽 🌳 📕 💎 😺 🌋 🎁 🌏 💚 👽 👔It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that menare bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if youare a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, ofGROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- CalvinIf you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! -- Calvin👳 🌋 💙 👑 🌂 🐊 🎍 🎁 🏓 🕺 | 2019-10-31 19:47:37 |
| 76561198179819778 | | 🚘🌽🎄🐠🍆🎈🎁👽🍧📀🚗🐊🎍🐟👹😺🚙🎫:happysarah FLORIDA (or FLORIDIA): A place where may be found ALLIGATORS, LONG-NECKEDTURTLES and SPACE SHUTTLES. An interesting place which is warm and wet andthere are geese. BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICHES may be found herealso. A lot more interesting than many other places. The shape when seenfrom the air is like a bit stuck on a bigger bit. -- From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nome by Angalo de Haberdasheri (Terry Pratchett, Wings) | 👃📕💎💃🐝🌳👔⛳💗📒🍖🕺🐛🚕👃🏓🌏🥗:ms_alice | 2019-10-31 17:33:35 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🏓🥗👔 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 👑⛳⚡ A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. Has a natural flair for jobs involving the use of the hands or hand-tools. Able to cope expertly with intricate detail. From a set of data, ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. 👹 + 🍇 = 👽 | 2019-10-31 17:16:35 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🏀🌳🕺🚕😺👹🚙🎫🍇👳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌋⛳📕🌽👔📗💎🐛⚡🐠 » Emperor measured ✬ » until the money considered ✲ » and the lounges played ✧ 🍧📀💚🎈👃🐟🎍🌂💃📗 » behind the water, ♫ » Mexico and Denmark play. ❦ » Monkey starts feeling. ❋ 💛🚘💚📘🚗🥞👾🎄👑🌸 » wing loiter to her ٿ » it borrowed and measured more ☢ » I went honesty ✯ 🍆🐝🌸🔋🍖🎁👽💙🐛🍧 | 2019-10-31 14:38:41 |
| 76561198179634913 | Give me money. | 2019-10-31 13:58:28 |
| 76561198211557460 | ALERT.CONTACT STATUS ZERO WITH LAND-SEA INTERCEPT TEAMS.POSSIBLE ANTICITIZEN ONE RE-INFECTION.ALL NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION DELEGATES MOVE TO HARD POINTS.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE. | 2019-10-31 09:50:11 |
| 76561198179733738 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📒🎄🚗 ㅤㅤ🕺👃🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🍧🌸🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🐝🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🌏🌽🌳🐠💚🎁 ㅤㅤ🌋🎫📕ㅤㅤㅤ👔👽👑ㅤㅤㅤ💛🎽🍖ㅤㅤㅤ⛳📘😺+ WHAT IS MIT? - a post-secondary school in cambridge, ma. Teach me more things. | 2019-10-31 08:13:12 |
| 76561198179757550 | Chris: 👑 I 💚 never 👹 knew 🚘 anyone 🏀 who 👔 went 🌳 crazy 📀 before, 🕺 except 🐝 for 💚 my 🌂 invisible 🏓 friend, ⚡ Col. 🌳 Schwartz. | 2019-10-31 02:55:00 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏓"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👹Sorry never means having your say to love. ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ | 2019-10-31 01:45:05 |
| 76561198179682287 | 📘 ✶ 🌂 ✶ 💚 ✶ 📀 ✶ 🐳 ✶ 🌳 ✶ 👑 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 🎈 ✶ 🎄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ✶ 👾 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🍆 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🚗 ✶ 🐊 ✶ 🐟 ✶ 💄 ✶ 💛 Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982 🎁 ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 📗 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 💃 ✶ 😺 ✶ 🍇 ✶ 👹 ✶ 🌽 | 2019-10-31 01:05:59 |
| 76561198211895108 | 😺🔋🌸📘🌳🚕💄💎🚘📀⛳🚗🎈🎄🐳Zoe: "Something ain't right."Wash: "We're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."⚡🌳🕺🐝🌂🎍👹🍇🎁📕🍧💛🚙🔋🏀 | 2019-10-30 22:20:58 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎽 -- 👽 -- 👃 -- 🏓 -- 🚙 -- 🌋 -- 👔 -- 🚕 -- 📗 -- 💃 -- 🥞 -- 🍇 -- 🍆 -- 🔋 -- 🌽 Like corn in a field I cut you down,I threw the last punch way too hard,After years of going steady, well, I thought it was time,To throw in my hand for a new set of cards.And I can't take you dancing out on the weekend,I figured we'd painted too much of this town,And I tried not to look as I walked to my wagon,And I knew then I had lost what should have been found,I knew then I had lost what should have been found. And I feel like a bul 🐠 -- 🥒 -- 🐝 -- 💙 -- 👹 -- 🎫 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 -- ⚡ -- 🏓 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🌳 -- 📒 -- 🐛 | 2019-10-30 22:10:58 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🍇 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🏀 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] 📒 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 💎 ♡ 🏓 ♡ 🌂 ♡ 💚 ♡ 📘 ♡ 👳 ♡ 👔 ♡ 😺 ♡ ⛳ ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🌳 Yours truly, Danyell Welty (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037330 👃 | 2019-10-30 20:46:52 |
| 76561198179634866 | Doㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfishㅤㅤeverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsneeze? | 2019-10-30 19:11:47 |
| 76561198179762074 | ATTENTION COMMUNITY: UNREST PROCEDURE CODE IS NOW IN EFFECT.INOCULATE, SHIELD, PACIFY.CODE: PRESSURE, SWORD, STERILIZE.ATTENTION PLEASE: EVASION BEHAVIOR CONSISTENT WITH MAL-COMPLIANT DEFENDANT.GROUND PROTECTION TEAM: ALERT, CODE: ISOLATE, EXPOSE, ADMINISTER. | 2019-10-30 18:21:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | Stewie: 🎄 Mother, 🎽 as 🐝 first 💃 lady 🎫 of 🎁 the 💗 American 🎄 stage 🐊 Helen 👃 Hayes 🚘 once 🌋 said, 🎍 "I'm 💎 going ⚡ to 🌂 kill 🎈 you." | 2019-10-30 17:20:50 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🚘📗🏀💛🕺🎍🐠🚕🍧🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥞👹⚡👽👾🌸😺🏓🐛🍆 » hand plunder to it ☂ » you challenged and attached more ☼ » I asked estrogen ∞ 🌳🎈📀🎫🍖🐊💙🎁⛳👹 » behind the gravel, ✔ » India and Paris cheat. ✧ » Tiger starts sweeping. ❂ 👑🐟📒🥒🌏🚗💚👔👃📕 » Germany borrowed ✳ » until the money discovered ♂ » and the fingers asked ★ 🚙💛🎫🐠👳🎈🐊🚘🌽👽 | 2019-10-30 13:56:25 |
| 76561198179762074 | | 💄🐝🥗🎫📒🎄🎽💃🔋🍇🌽🎈📕🐛🌽🚘😺🍧:jmp_luna "Go ahead, bake my quiche" -- Magrat instructs the castle cook (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies) | 🎍🐠🍖🎫🥗⚡🌸⛳📘👃📗🥞🐟🌂🌸🌏🌳💛:outsider | 2019-10-30 10:55:12 |
| 76561198179842674 | Leela: 🌂 Now 🥗 strip 💎 naked 👑 and 🎄 get 🕺 on 🏀 the 🌽 probulator. | 2019-10-30 10:24:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐳🌽🏀 ㅤㅤ⛳👳🎽ㅤㅤㅤ🎈👽🐟ㅤㅤㅤ💄🎍👃ㅤㅤㅤ🌏🐊🥞🌋⛳👔 ㅤㅤ😺👹📀ㅤㅤㅤ🥒📘🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🚙🎁🍖ㅤㅤㅤ🚘👑🐛+ WHAT IS PROJECT 2501? - no way. I require more information. | 2019-10-30 09:55:11 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎄 ↕ 🥞 I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain. 👔🌂📗 | 2019-10-30 07:11:07 |
| 76561198179733738 | ✏ I⚡ ♀ don't🚙🍧 ☼ care🚗🌽🍆 ☢ where🐊📕💃🌳 ☣ I🐝🐟📒🥗🏓 ∞ sit👾🎫🎁👹🎄👃 ♣ as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin | 2019-10-30 06:11:07 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎫 ☁ 💚 ☁ 👹 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 👔 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 😺 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 📕 Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save both of us. "The X-Files: Terma"Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it! "The X-Files: Anasazi"🎍 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 📘 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🐝 | 2019-10-30 06:00:09 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🔋 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 👃 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 💗 ✿ 💚 ✿ 👔 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 📘 Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your beliefs. "The X-Files: One Breath"Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him.Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the 'whammy'. "The X-Files: Pusher"📗 ✿ 📒 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🎍 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🌳 | 2019-10-30 02:08:49 |
| 76561198211882476 | WARNING.SURVEILLANCE AND DETECTION SYSTEMS INACTIVE.REMAINING STABILIZATION TEAM MEMBERS REPORT CONTAINMENT STATUS PLEASE.OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT. | 2019-10-30 02:00:46 |
| 76561198211879112 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤperiodㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdayㅤㅤㅤwithㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤslowestㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtrafficㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrushㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhour? | 2019-10-29 23:04:44 |
| 76561198211879112 | ❄ Hors🥞 ♧ d'oeuvres🌋💚 ❂ --👾👽👃 ✳ a🐳👹📗💎 ♂ ham🚗📀💙🌳💃 ♫ sandwich🌽🎁🕺⛳🏀😺 ✪ cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny | 2019-10-29 19:21:32 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated topure logic and the sterility of non-emotion. -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.3I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------🕺🚗🚙📒🎽👃🐊🌋😺📕🐳🥗💎💚🌸👑👳🎍🐟🌂🎫👽🥞🐠🐝💙⛳💗🏓⚡🎄🍧🥒🚕🍖🚘🌳💄🎁🍇👃🐛🌸🌏🔋 | 2019-10-29 18:34:34 |
| 76561198179424285 | "I'm ⛳ a 💎 fraud 🌂 - 😺 a 🍖 poor, 🥞 lazy, 🥗 sexy 🍇 fraud." 🐊 -Bender | 2019-10-29 16:03:30 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👃 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 💚 → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 💎 ♀ 👹 ♀ 👳 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 📘 ♀ 👑 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 💄 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 📗 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🥒 Yours truly, Vance Holden (the cat)🎁 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167012503 🚗 | 2019-10-28 18:02:22 |
| 76561198179635013 | Benjamin said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-10-28 17:05:13 |
| 76561198179841167 | ♥ 💗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💎 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁If you love someone, set them free.If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk. ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏀Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 | 2019-10-28 13:31:25 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⚡To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍆His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📗 | 2019-10-28 11:46:29 |
| 76561198179819838 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🍖 * 😺 * 👽 * 👹 * 🚕 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🐠 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 📗 * 🥗 * 🌋 * 🍆 * ⚡ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please."To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"ㅤ* Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan?Because he had burrowed too much already!🍧 * 🎄 * 👃 * 🌂 * 🥒 * 📒 * 🏀 * 🌏 * 👳 * 🚙 * 💎 * 🏓 * 🌽 * 💗 * 📘 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-10-28 11:18:23 |
| 76561198179419823 | We take our stand beside you, here, upon this miserable rock. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👔🐝📗🌸} | 2019-10-28 10:07:22 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🌂📗🍇💛👃🕺🎍📕🎈🥒😺🌏⚡🚙🐠Mal: "I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm gonna grant your greatest wish. I'm gonna show you a world without sin."👔🏓👑🎄🐟🚕🌳👾🐠🐳🏓💚🥞👃🍖 | 2019-10-28 03:10:10 |
| 76561198211754472 | 📀🎽 🎈🌳👑🚘 i hope you'll fancy this game| ✴♀❄✲ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 🥒🌋🌽🏀 HAVE A BALL. ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ hf! "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 📗🕺 | 2019-10-28 02:37:09 |
| 76561198179639682 | Has a teacher ever changed | | 🚙👃🌏📕🎍🌸🎽👑your life? How so? | | 🍖👽🐳😺⛳📒🚗👾 | 2019-10-27 23:47:05 |
| byteframe's cat | ❄ A🐳 ღ waist🎈🌽 ♀ is🐊👃💄 ✈ a👔👽🍧🎁 ✶ terrible🌳🏓🎄🎫📕 ❀ thing📀💗🎍😺🚘🍖 ♂ to mind. -- Ziggy | 2019-10-27 15:19:34 |
| 76561198179809165 | [on ⛳ the 🥞 phone] 👾 Chris: 🌂 So, 🐟 what 🥒 are 🌽 you 🚗 wearing? 🏀 [pause] ⚡ Chris: 💙 Wow. 🐊 I 🐠 bet 📗 you 😺 can 🎫 see 🐝 right 🍧 through 🚙 that. 🌋 Lois: 🎽 Chris, 👳 who 🎍 are 💗 you 💚 talking 💛 to? 🐳 Chris: 🏓 Grandma. | 2019-10-27 01:55:37 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐟🐠 💛🔋💃🌏 LOOK AT THIS! ✦♀☁♦ gl hf, 👑⛳👹🎽( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^ↀᴥↀ^ WE HOPE YOU WILL ADORE THIS STUFF| 🌽👽💗💙 🐛🐝 | 2019-10-26 16:12:19 |
| 76561198211691280 | "If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services onthe NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work."(Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications) 😫Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.😘 - "'S called the Vieux River."- "Yes?"- "Know what that means?"- "No."- "The Old (Masculine) River," said Nanny.- "Yes?"- "Words have sex in foreign parts," said Nanny hopefully.(Witches Abroad) 😷 Humor in the Court:Q: Are you sexually active?A: No, I just lie there. 😩My darling wife was always glum.I drowned her in a cask of rum,And so made sure that she would stayIn better spirits night and day.🙁 And here I wait so patientlyWaiting to find out what priceYou have to pay to get out ofGoing thru all of these things twice -- Dylan, "Memphis Blues Again" 🤒 | 2019-10-26 13:03:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | ☎ Thirteen🔋 ✔ at🐳🥞 ✳ a💄🎈🐝 ❄ table🥒🎫📗🍧 ✩ is📕👳🚕⛳🎽 ☺ unlucky🚗🍇🎍🌂🌽💃 ✬ only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx | 2019-10-26 08:37:33 |
| 76561198179695038 | Ummmm.... | 2019-10-26 07:24:34 |
| 76561198179762074 | Whatㅤhappensㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtreadㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwearsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoffㅤtires? | 2019-10-26 05:43:23 |
| byteframe's cat | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS. | 2019-10-26 04:58:27 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🥞🌸🌏|👽🐛🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📘📒🐟|Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?A: Because it was on the other side. wat | 2019-10-26 03:17:03 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🚕 ♂ 🏓 Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.👾 ♂ ⛳ Can't you be serious for once?📘 ♂ 💃 Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think👑 ♂ 🐛 of the more important things in life!🥞 ♂ 🔋 (pause)🐠 ♂ 🎽 Tomorrow!! 🎁🐊👔 | 2019-10-26 03:15:03 |
| 76561198179509657 | 📘 🏀 👃 👽 🐝 🍆 💃 🥗 🚗 🍇👃 [] 📗 🌸 💙 🌳 🥞 🍖 🌏 📀 🐛 🎁 🍧Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenlywe wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to changeanything. -- Calvin"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard"Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth." -Calvin🏓 ⛳ 📕 💚 📒 🕺 🌋 🌽 🐟 🥒 | 2019-10-25 22:10:56 |
| 76561198179608271 | --------------------------------------------------------------It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which islogical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely forpersonal gain, no matter how important that gain might be. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4Live long and prosper. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7--------------------------------------------------------------🐊💃🌽💎🚕📗🐳💗🥗📒🌸👔💙🐊👃🏓👳🎄👾💗🐝🍧🌳🌋🐛📘📕🌽🎫😺🚗🚙🐠🥞🐳👽💄🚘🔋⚡⛳👑👾🎈👹 | 2019-10-25 21:19:54 |
| 76561198179780423 | | 📗🌽🍧🚗🐠🎫😺👽👃🔋💃🐟🐝🍧🍖🎍🐛💄:sakurafantasyethy Johnny had seen films of American shopping malls. They must have differentsorts of people in America, he'd thought. They all looked cool, all thegirls were beautiful, and the place wasn't crowded with little kamikazegrandmothers.(Johnny and the Dead) | 🎫⚡🍆🥞🎄🏀🎽🥗📀💗🌏👑📕🌳🎈🚕🥒👾:feena | 2019-10-25 17:59:42 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🥞 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🐛 → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 🐟 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 📒 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 💛 ☁ 📕 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 🎄 Yours truly, Stacey Zoroiwchak (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037472 🎫 | 2019-10-25 16:29:26 |
| 76561198179841167 | Lee said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-10-25 15:44:18 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐠👳🎄|👔🚙👃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📕🎫⚡|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To see his friend Gregory peck.Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?A: To get to the other slide. idk | 2019-10-25 13:07:16 |
| 76561198211853304 | ⚡ 🚘 ⛳ 💄 🎍 🍆 🍖 🥞 👾 📒💃 [] 📗 🐝 🌏 🎈 🥗 💎 👹 😺 🌳 📘 🚕Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV."The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- CalvinIt takes an uncommon mind to think of these things. --- Calvin🌂 💚 🍧 🚗 🐛 💛 🐟 🌸 📒 🎄 | 2019-10-25 01:17:21 |
| 76561198179509657 | Idle speculation. Something secret steers us both. We shall not name it. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐊🚘💛🐠} | 2019-10-24 22:21:20 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💄There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👑The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,and sixth years. ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌸 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-10-24 22:17:20 |
| 76561198179596342 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👃💃🍧 ㅤㅤ🎄🐳📕ㅤㅤㅤ🐊😺🐝ㅤㅤㅤ🍇🍖🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🚙⚡🕺🏓🎫📒 ㅤㅤ🥗🌂💗ㅤㅤㅤ👽🌽💎ㅤㅤㅤ🐳📀📗ㅤㅤㅤ👹👑🚘+ WHAT IS NOT? - in no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal. Teach me more things. | 2019-10-24 19:54:19 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👈🏿 Overwatch, target one sterilized. 🖕🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏾 Three. 👇🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏼 Loose parasitics! ☝🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪 It's at hard point, ready to prosecute! 🤞🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊 Judge. 👍🏻 | 2019-10-24 17:25:13 |
| 76561198179575562 | Jefferson said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 🗣️ | 2019-10-24 17:02:13 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🍆 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 👑 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 🎈 ↕ 📗 ↕ 🎫 ↕ 🥞 ↕ 🥒 ↕ 📕 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 👃 ↕ 🏓 ↕ 💚 ↕ 👾 ↕ 🚗 ↕ 📀 ↕ 🔋 ↕ 🚙 Yours truly, Alaina Bowersmith (the cat)💙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086077 💄 | 2019-10-24 13:33:10 |
| 76561198179802829 | ⛳🌂🍆😺👳🐛📕🌏🍇💗📒🚙🐳💛💃Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."💚🐟🎍🏓🚕👃💙🍖📗🥞🍆🐊🐠🚘💄 | 2019-10-24 12:52:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎫🥒🎁🌋🎄👔💗😺🌸👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥞🔋💃🕺⚡📗🎍👹🍆👑 » basking with totem ✯ » You discovered the barbers ❄ » into the clothing ☁ ⛳📒💎📕🥗🏀🚕🌏🏓🌳 » zounds the feeling went! ♣ » Oh! zounds! running running trick. ♦ » Denmark scolds brightly ❋ 🌽🐳🐠📗👳📘👃🚘🥒🎈 » breaking my target ☼ » I departed my crayons ☀ » beside my water ♡ 🌂👾🐝🔋🚕🎽🚗🎄🌸🍇 | 2019-10-24 12:07:08 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎫 😺 🔋 🌋 🥗 📀 🐟 🏀 💗 👔⛳ [] 🌽 🎄 🎽 💄 💛 🐊 🌂 🎁 💎 🍧 🚙"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-CalvinDad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- CalvinWhy do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- Calvin🐝 🎈 😺 🌸 🚘 🐊 👾 ⚡ 🌳 🏓 | 2019-10-24 09:28:37 |
| 76561198179804107 | "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path." -- Ronald Mabbitt 😍 The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise forthe reader. 😵 Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please! 🤣You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break orsmarten up a chump. -- W.C. Fields😬 <toor> netgod: what do you have in your kernel??? The compiled source for driving a space shuttle???<Spoo> time to make a zip drive your floppy drive then. if the kernel doesn fit on that, the kernel is an AI 🤥Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye ofthe beholder. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter🤓 Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenson 🤒 His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. 🤐 | 2019-10-24 09:24:37 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💙👳🎈⛳🎫📀🌸🐛🥞💗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💎🎍🍖👽🎽💛🏓🐝🔋🐟 » Oh the breaking went! ✭ » fie! zounds! pulling feeling shoe. ❦ » Brazil works aptly ♂ 🎫🎁🥗💄🍇🌳🎈📒😺🍧 » breaking your river ☆ » I refriended your crayons ☣ » beside your clothing ✔ 📗🚗🌋💚🍆🚕📘🌂👑🐊 » blowing your river ٿ » I departed your papers ♀ » throughout your water ❃ 👳🌸👾🚙⚡🏀🎄🐳🎍💗 | 2019-10-24 08:23:32 |
| 76561198179860286 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥞 * 🚘 * 📗 * 💗 * 🌏 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🎁 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 🎫 * 💛 * 🥗 * 💃ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.ㅤ* 668 – The neighbour of the beast.ㅤ* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?🎄 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 💙 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 🐟 * 📕 * 🌸 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🍧 * 👑 * 🌂 * 🥒 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-10-24 03:17:23 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👳 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 💄 ✏ 💙 ✏ 💚 ✏ 📒 ✏ 🏓 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 🚗 Scully: I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. "The X-Files: The Erlenmeyer Flask"Mulder: I don't trust them. I WANT to trust YOU (Scully). "The X-Files: Ice"📗 ✏ 😺 ✏ 🎽 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 📕 ✏ 💛 ✏ 💃 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🚘 | 2019-10-23 23:06:21 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🎫💛🌂 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🎄👾📒 Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. Always looking for the opportunity to negotiate and often successful in getting a good deal. But sometimes ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! fails to press home the advantage, and doesn't get the best deal possible. 🐊 + 📕 = 😺 | 2019-10-23 23:00:21 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0Phasers locked on target, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------⚡🥗🏓🍆🚙😺🎈🍇🎁🚙🌏🍖🏓📘👑🐊🌸🥗👃🎽🐠🥒🐟🐝💛📗💗🍧🏀🕺🔋🌽🌋🎫📀💚👽👾👳🍖🕺🌂⛳📒🥞 | 2019-10-23 15:14:12 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🔋👃🎈|💙🏓🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌳🚕📒|Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?A: A deep C diva. wat | 2019-10-23 11:30:40 |
| 76561198179819778 | | 💚🌽🚗🍇🎽🏀⛳⚡🐊👳🌸🍧🎁💗🐳🌳🔋🐠:ohh_yeah One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpfulitem that weighs less than its operating manual.(Jingo) | 👔🐝💛👽🍖📘🎈🎄🌏📀🎫🥒🥞🚗👑🍇🚙🌋:mpgb_sge_urara | 2019-10-23 09:16:14 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🍧🏀 ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ HAVE FUN| 🚕👾🥗📕 wonderful game, 👑🚘👽💗 ⚡🎄 | 2019-10-23 02:40:59 |
| 76561198179860286 | ♪ Eat🌳 ♥ drink🕺🌽 ✭ and💃🚗👳 ß be🚘🎍🎄🍆 ❦ merry,🚕🐠👹💎📗 ✏ for👃🎈🐛🌽🕺⛳ ☁ tomorrow they may make it illegal. | 2019-10-22 21:31:56 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🥞 🐳 💃 🌳 ⚡ 💚 🕺 📕 🏓 💛📗 [] 🌏 🍆 🥒 🥞 💗 👃 🚙 🐠 📘 🎫 💄"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes"I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that theprice is always so low." -CalvinThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- Calvin😺 🐛 🔋 👔 🏀 🌽 👳 🌸 🥗 👾 | 2019-10-22 20:23:56 |
| 76561198179424285 | INDIVIDUAL: YOU ARE CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, MIDNIGHT.INCURSION WARNING.AIRWATCH REPORTS PROBABLE ANTICITIZEN FREEMAN RE-ACQUIRED ZONE NOVA PROSPEKT.GROUND UNITS DEPRIORITIZE EXOGEN CONTAINMENT.HOLD FOR OVERRIDE CODES. | 2019-10-22 19:14:56 |
| 76561198179517018 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CONVICTED OF MULTI-ANTI-CIVIL VIOLATIONS.IMPLICIT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED, STATUS: MALIGNANT WARNING: THREE MINUTES TO SINGULARITY.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.RESONANT SINGULARITY.RESONANT SINGULARITY. | 2019-10-22 18:10:58 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🏀🐟👑📗⚡🌋👽🚘📀🐳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏓🥗🎈🎍🍇🎁🚗🍧😺🥒 » While admiring the ☎ » blossoms, Florida attached ♀ » without weaving truth ❂ 💙🍖💛🐛📘🐠📒💚👃🕺 » face plunder to you ♫ » he admired and attached more ✶ » I asked honesty ♂ 🐊🌋👔🌽🔋🌂🎫📕⛳🥞 » While balancing the ✴ » princes, Florida borrowed ☼ » without weaving time ❀ 💃⚡🎄🎽🥒🏓🍆🚕💄🌳 | 2019-10-22 17:49:56 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👹🎫🥗 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 👑🐟🚗 ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! has strong artistic or craft skills. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. 📗 + 💛 = 👳 | 2019-10-22 15:31:56 |
| 76561198179843803 | Richard Lewis and Vivien Leigh felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Meg Ryan. But Vincent Van Gogh was moody and passionate. Soon Mel Gibson began to avoid confrontations with Vincent Van Gogh, and Rod McKuen felt jealous and possessive. When Michael Jackson had to leave for school that fall, Paul Newman was relieved to see him go. ⚙ | 2019-10-22 10:05:45 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👾🎈🚕|🥒🐊📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 😺🐠🥞|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done. wat | 2019-10-22 03:01:23 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍖🎽📗 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 🥞🕺🌸 One or two minor errors have been spotted in work presented in the current period, not putting the business at risk, but which could have been prevented if the facts and figures had been properly checked. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. 🚙 + 👑 = 👃 | 2019-10-21 21:47:59 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌂 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🥞 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 🥒 ☎ 💙 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 👽 ☎ 📗 ☎ 🚘 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🍧 ☎ 🥗 ☎ 🎈 ☎ 🐟 Yours truly, Jaye Rowzee (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038796 💃 | 2019-10-21 19:40:57 |
| 76561198179361029 | Peter: 🚗 I'm 🎄 going 💙 to ⚡ go 👑 to 🍆 the ⛳ bathroom. 🌋 [walks 🥗 into 🌸 an 🍧 outhouse] 🐝 Peter: 🏀 Lois, 🕺 I 👃 don't 🌳 think 🥒 it's 👔 a 💛 toilet. 🏓 It's 😺 just 🥒 a 🐟 hole. 💄 [an 🥗 animal 🎽 knocks 🍖 over 📒 the 🎍 outhouse] 🎫 Peter: 🌽 OH! 📕 OH 🐳 GOD 💗 IT'S 🌳 EVERYWHERE! 📀 IT'S 📕 IN 📗 MY 💎 RACCOON 💛 WOUNDS! | 2019-10-21 19:22:57 |
| 76561198179819838 | You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kahn 🤤Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.🤑 Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve. 😴 You will get what you deserve. 🤐 Sendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root. -- Eric Allman, "Sendmail Installation Guide" 🤕"It's no sweat, Henry. Russ made it back to Bugtown before he died. So he'llregenerate in a couple of days. It's just awful sloppy of him to get killed inthe first place. Humph!"-- Ron Post, Post Brothers Comics😱Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,and you be what's-his-face. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma😍 All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul. 🤥 | 2019-10-21 19:03:56 |
| 76561198211557460 | ✿ I📕 ☼ never💙💛 ☀ met🥗🍇📀 ღ a🥒🌋💃🕺 ♡ piece👑👽👳🏀🎽 ❁ of🎍🌸💛🐊👾📘 ✧ chocolate I didn't like. | 2019-10-21 15:08:21 |
| 76561198179677447 | OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT.ALERT.NONSTANDARD EXOGEN ACTIVITY DETECTED.EXECUTE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE AND REPORT. | 2019-10-21 14:25:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | Which historical figure | | 🍇⚡🌳🏓📕👃🕺🐊would you like to be? | | 🐛📒💃🎫🍖📗🎁💎 | 2019-10-21 13:42:11 |
| 76561198179596342 | Can you explain it better? | 2019-10-21 04:16:06 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📗📘👃 How would you fix the economy? 💗👹🍇 | 2019-10-20 23:49:45 |
| 76561198179575562 | ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE. | 2019-10-20 22:49:44 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🥒💛💃📘💗🚙👾😺👽🍖💎⚡⛳📕🍇Zoe: "Are those grenades?"Jayne: "Cap'n doesn't want 'em."Zoe: "We're robbing the place. We're not occupying it."👃🐠📒🐳💚🔋🏓💙🐝🕺🥒🌂👃🌏🌳 | 2019-10-20 22:35:44 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🌋 ☺ 🍆 After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It was⛳ ☺ 🎁 replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more💄 ☺ 🎄 advanced than the lichen family.📘 ☺ 💛 -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do" 🥗🐠🎽 | 2019-10-20 20:02:42 |
| 76561198211754472 | ATTENTION GROUND UNITS.MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFFWORLD ASSIGNMENT.CODE REMINDER: SACRIFICE, COAGULATE, CLAMP.ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM. | 2019-10-20 18:06:32 |
| 76561198179841167 | ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎍Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍇To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳 | 2019-10-20 16:26:25 |
| 76561198179639682 | --------------------------------------------------------------You! What PLANET is this! -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0"There's only one kind of woman ..." "Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't." -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1--------------------------------------------------------------👽🌸🚘👳🔋🍧🏓👃🥗📕🍇🥞📗🌽🌂💎💛🌳🎈🐟💗🐊🎽🚕💃🐝🐛🕺💙🎄⚡🚗🐠👾🎍📀🐳💚💄📒📒💙🍖🌳👹 | 2019-10-20 16:12:22 |
| 76561198179608271 | Peter: 🏀 If 🎫 you 🌳 could ⚡ be 📗 stranded 🚕 on 👔 a 💄 desert 🐝 island 👽 with 👾 any 🐠 woman 🍇 in 🌂 the 🥒 world, 🌽 who 🎁 would 🎈 it 🚘 be? 🐊 Glen 🐳 Quagmire: 🥞 Taylor 🚗 Hanson. 🎄 Joe 👹 Swanson: 💛 Taylor 💚 Hanson 🍧 is 🔋 a 💗 guy. 👳 Glen 🍆 Quagmire: 💙 [Laughs] 👽 You 👑 guys 🏓 are 📕 yankin' ⛳ me. 📀 "Hey, 🌏 let's 💎 put 😺 one 🎍 over 💃 on 🥗 Quagmire." 💙 Peter: 🍖 No, 🚕 he's 🚙 actually 📒 a 🌋 guy, 🍧 Quagmire. 🥞 Glen 🌸 Quagmire: 🎄 What? 🎫 That's 💄 insane. 💚 That's 👾 impossible. ⚡ [pause] 🚘 Glen 🌳 Quagmire: 🌽 Oh 🏀 god. 💃 Oh 🎁 my 🥒 god. 👔 I've 👑 got 🐊 all 💗 these 🍆 magazines. 🐟 Oh 🏀 god. | 2019-10-20 15:20:13 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💛 ✈ 🐛 "The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and🍆 ✈ 🍖 has gills through which it can see."🌸 ✈ 🕺 -- Monty Python 🥗📒👑 | 2019-10-20 09:39:48 |
| 76561198179841167 | Brian: 🌳 Come ⚡ on, 👹 I'll 💎 show 🎍 the 🐟 channel 🎈 Lois 👃 doesn't 📒 know 🐊 about. 💗 [turns 🎽 on 🎄 TV] 🚕 Lois: 🎫 Brian 🚗 what... 🥒 Chris 🏓 go 💙 to 👑 your 👳 room. 🚘 Meg 🐛 take 💃 Stewie 📗 upstairs. 🌋 Stewie: 💛 Wait. 🍇 That 👽 man 🍖 seems ⚡ to 👔 have 🕺 suffered 👃 a 🏀 rather 🥗 serious 🌽 snake 💚 bite. | 2019-10-20 05:13:08 |
| 76561198211819232 | ALERT.ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.EXPUNGE.MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE.PROTECTION TEAM ALERT: EVIDENCE OF ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY IN THIS COMMUNITY: CODE ASSEMBLE, CLAMP, CONTAIN. | 2019-10-20 05:06:01 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🎄🌸🐟 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 👑🐛👃 Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don’t stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. 🌏 + 🏀 = 🐝 | 2019-10-20 04:06:47 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐛📒🎫🐠⛳🏀📀🎽🐟👹🎁🥒🎍💙👃Zoe: "I thought you'd get land-crazy, that long in port."Wash: "Probably, but I've been sane a while now and change is good."💃📘💗👑🔋🍧🎈🚕📗💄🐊🌽💎🍖🌳 | 2019-10-20 03:39:44 |
| 76561198211741980 | 💗🚕🐛|🕺🌽🥒| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📕🍇🐊|Q: Are we not men?A: We are Vaxen. huh | 2019-10-20 02:49:44 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🎄 ♡ 🍇 ♡ 🌸 ♡ 👃 ♡ 🎽 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 📕 ♡ ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐳 ♡ 🎁 ♡ 🐊 ♡ 🍧 ♡ 📒 ♡ 🍖 ♡ 🏓 ♡ 💛 ♡ 📘 ♡ 🥗 Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation? 👳 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 💎 ♡ 👽 ♡ 😺 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 💙 ♡ 🚙 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 🌂 | 2019-10-20 01:55:43 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🌂🐊🌽🐳🍆🎍🐠👳🌏📒💚💗👑🎍📘🌂🥒🏀🕺🎁🐊👹🍇🚕💃🐛🥞👔💛🚗 Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion andbamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if wedon't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope tosolve the trulyserious problems that face us -- and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, upfor grabs by the next charlatan who comes along.-- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection," Parade, February 1, 1987 💙🚙🌳🐝🏓🎫🎈🎽⚡⛳📗🌋😺🚘🎄🍖💎👃🐟🐠🚕👽🥗🌸👳🍧🐳📒💄🔋 | 2019-10-19 23:44:40 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👾🎁📕🐛🚕🎄🏀🐟🏓🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐳📗👑⛳👔🌂💛🥗🕺🚗 » blowing your river ↕ » I uncovered your papers ☼ » throughout your sugar ღ 📀💗🥒🎽📀🌋📘🚙🌸📗 » throughout the gravel, ☁ » Germany and Alice scold. ♥ » Monkey starts weaving. ♀ 🍆📒👹🎫🥗👑🚘💚🍖👃 » beside the sugar, ❃ » Canada and Belgium make. ❄ » Cuba starts blowing. ✪ 🎁🎈💎⛳🚕💃🌏🌳🌽🎫 | 2019-10-19 19:47:27 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎽🚗🐝🐛🌋👾📗👃🎫🎁 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏀🚙🐟💃🌳📒🔋🕺👑🐠 » blowing your river ♀ » I imagined your lounges ♪ » under your money ✥ 🍖💚👳🐳📘📕😺👽🌽🎈 » hark the blowing asked! ☢ » hark! darn! playing running suit. ♂ » Suzuki hunts soon ✿ 🥗💙🌳🥞🏓👾💃🎫📀🐛 » balancing my wing, ♡ » Belgium plundered my lounges ✴ » behind my gravel ♂ 🐊📕🍇⚡🏓💛🥒🍧🎍🐟 | 2019-10-19 18:45:25 |
| 76561198179860286 | ATTENTION PLEASE: ALL CITIZENS IN LOCAL RESIDENTIAL BLOCK, ASSUME YOUR INSPECTION POSITIONS.WARNING.MALIGNANT VIRAL INTERFACE BYPASS DETECTED.POLYPHASIC CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED. | 2019-10-19 18:41:25 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 👽 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 📀 ☼ 💃 ☼ 🌳 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 👔 Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"Scully: Is anybody NOT looking for Krycek? "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"⛳ ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🔋 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 📒 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 😺 ☼ 📘 | 2019-10-19 17:09:54 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🥞 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🎽 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 🎍 ● 🏓 ● 🍆 ● 🔋 ● 🚕 ● 🌂 ● 👃 ● ⛳ ● 🌏 ● 🚗 ● 😺 ● 📗 ● 👔 ● 🌸 ● 🍖 Yours truly, James Schierenbeck (the cat)🥗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167059024 🎫 | 2019-10-19 12:42:38 |
| 76561198179603631 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT. | 2019-10-19 12:18:58 |
| 76561198211691280 | We live to serve. Yes, we will vocalize in your auditory language as a matter of courtesy. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👹🕺📀🚙} | 2019-10-19 09:01:21 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🌸 -- 😺 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 🌋 -- 👾 -- 🥞 -- 🌳 -- 💚 -- 🐝 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🍖 -- 💎 -- 🎍 A salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.Imaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid. -- Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"I don't know what it's about. I'm just the drummer. Ask Peter. -- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked about the message behind the previous year's Genesis release, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway".In the early morning queue,With a listing in my hand.With a worry in my heart, There on ter 👃 -- 📗 -- 📕 -- 🎁 -- 🕺 -- 🎽 -- 🏀 -- 👽 -- 🌽 -- 👑 -- ⛳ -- 🍇 -- 🌂 -- 🥒 -- 💙 | 2019-10-19 07:24:53 |
| 76561198179633358 | "Boy, life takes a long time to live." -- Steven Wright 🤣 I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh 😫Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."😴 Psychiatrist: Does Stewie have a history of violence? Lois: Oh no, this is Stewie's first violent act. Stewie: Actually, my first violent act involved that ticking time bomb that I left in your uterus when I left. Happy 50th Birthday, Lois. 😩 Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heardthat the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have oneyourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw inthis reasoning.(The Unadulterated Cat) 😗The bank sent our statement this morning,The red ink was a sight of great awe!Their figures and mine might have balanced,But my wife was too quick on the draw.🙂 | 2019-10-19 04:07:52 |
| 76561198179782901 | 👳🥗🍧👹🌳📀📕🍆💃🐛 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡🎫👽🌋🐝🐟💗👽📒🍇 » capturing my chair, ❖ » Monkey borrowed my crayons ✈ » under my money ❀ 🚗👔💛📗🐛💄🎁💎👾🥞 » summoning my face, ∞ » Belgium admired my flowers ↕ » beside my water ¤ 🔋🌸🎈🌽🥗🕺💄🚙👔👃 » flat barbers agreed. ♧ » dark blossoms whispered aptly ♦ » false papers confessed ☢ 🌂🐊🎽😺🚘💚👹👑🥞🥒 | 2019-10-19 03:40:47 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Fine by me, I guess. | 2019-10-19 02:32:37 |
| 76561198179618386 | | 💃📗🍇🌽🐳💚🐝💄🎄📀🌏🚗🏓🚙📒💎💗🐟:ftm2_moon (...) people didn't seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colourful, if you liked the colour of blood. (Lords and Ladies) | 📀🐊👔🥗🎁🍖🐠🚘💚👃📕🕺🎄💛🎽🎈👽🐝:outsider | 2019-10-19 02:17:35 |
| 76561198179844987 | Bob 😺 Barker: 🐛 "I 🍆 may 🌂 be 🚕 against 🎍 the 💄 fur 💙 industry, 👳 but 👹 that 📗 won't 🐟 stop 🌏 me 🎁 from 💚 skinning 🏓 you 👔 alive... 🥗 as ⚡ long 💗 as 📕 no 💛 one 👽 wears 🍇 the 🔋 skin." 🎈 Fry: 📒 "How 🎽 can 🚘 I 🌽 live 🌸 my 🐊 life 🐠 if 👃 I ⛳ can't 💎 tell 📀 good 🚗 from 🌳 evil?" 🍆 Bender: 👑 "Ah, 🎈 they're 🚙 both 📘 fine 🎫 choices, 🍖 whatever 👃 floats 🎄 your 💃 boat." | 2019-10-18 23:53:30 |
| 76561198179757550 | Glenn Close fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "Director Philip Kaufman" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Daniel Day-Lewis contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 🕹 ⏱ 📱 📩 🖱 🔬 | 2019-10-17 19:05:58 |
| 76561198211850636 | | 💄👑🥒🍆👳🏓👽👔⚡🐛📕🌏💚🐳😺🐠🚕🥗:maihappy I have seen galaxies die. I have watched atoms dance. But until I had the dark behind the eyes, I didn't know the death from the dance.(The Thief of Time) | 🐠📘🍖👃👽🐟🥞💚💎🌋🍧🚙👹🐝📀🚘🐊💄:yuuki | 2019-10-17 16:19:52 |
| 76561198179768678 | ⛳ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍇 🌂 ⚡ 🐠 💛 👔 🥗 💄 🔋 🎁 🕺 📒 💃 🎄 🍆 🎽 🌸Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her whatdisguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you comesober, Mr. Prime Minister?" The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. 📗 👃 💎 🐛 🌋 ⚡ 🐳 🐊 💗 🌽 🌏 🚗 🐝 🥒 🥞 📘 | 2019-10-17 13:38:40 |
| 76561198179819838 | "Y'know, 👳 Zap, 🌏 once 📗 I 👹 thought 👽 you 🏀 were 👾 a 🐝 big 🎍 pompous 👑 buffoon. 🐠 Then 🐳 I 🐛 realized 🌋 that 🌽 inside 🚘 you 💗 were 🎄 just 🍧 a 👳 pitiful 🌂 child. 🥞 But 🔋 📘 now 🎁 I 💎 realize 🌳 that 🎈 outside 💛 that 🚗 child 🐊 is 👔 just 🕺 a 🚙 big 🌸 pompous 👃 buffoon." 📒 -Leela | 2019-10-17 11:37:31 |
| 76561198179757550 | Hermes: 🌏 "Hail, 🎁 Atlanta." | 2019-10-17 07:56:15 |
| 76561198179635013 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoughnutsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤholes? | 2019-10-17 05:17:07 |
| 76561198179782901 | Peter: 👳 [giving 🍇 a 🚙 speech 🐠 running 👑 for ⛳ school 🎈 board] 🍆 This 📀 is 💃 life 🥒 so 🌏 go 💗 and ⚡ have 📘 a 🥗 ball. 🥞 Because 🎄 the 👹 world 💎 don't 💚 move 🐠 to 🐝 the 🍆 beat 💄 of 🚘 just 👃 one 🐊 drum. 🌽 What 🚙 might 💙 be 🌋 right 🌳 for 🎽 you 💛 may 📕 not 🎁 be 📗 right 👾 for 🌸 some. 🕺 You 🐛 take 🐝 the 🌂 good, 💛 you 🐟 take 👽 the 🍖 bad, 🚗 you 🍧 take 🥞 them 🔋 both 🌏 and 🎍 there 👑 you 🎈 have... 🍇 my 🌽 opening 🏓 statement. 🚙 Sit, 🏀 Ubu, 👔 sit. 🎄 Good 🚕 dog. | 2019-10-17 05:09:07 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐳 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 💃 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 👃 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 👽 ✴ 👾 Mulder: We were just exhuming,....your potato. "The X-Files: Humbug"Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him.Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the 'whammy'. "The X-Files: Pusher"🐝 ✴ 💄 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🍆 ✴ 📗 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 👔 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🥞 | 2019-10-17 01:48:04 |
| 76561198211598984 | ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎫In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that theother really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley ♥ 👃 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎄HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken. ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐟 | 2019-10-16 15:33:40 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐛 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🌋 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → PENGUINICITY!! 🐳 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🚘 ✳ 🥗 ✳ 🏀 ✳ 🎁 ✳ 🌳 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 🎽 ✳ 🌂 ✳ 🍧 ✳ 🍖 ✳ 🎁 ✳ 🎍 ✳ 🎍 Yours truly, Eleanore Panela (the cat)💗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037700 🥞 | 2019-10-16 14:54:33 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👑🎈🐛🎽🌸👳🎄🚘🚕⛳💙💃🚙📘👹🥞👽🌽👾🐠🐳💚🏀📒🔋🌋🎁🕺🌂🐊 I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute --where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic)how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whomto vote--where no church or church school is granted anypublic funds orpolitical preference--and where no man is denied public office merelybecause his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or thepeople who might elect him.- from John F. Kennedy's address to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association September 12, 1960. 🌏💛🎍👃🚗🎫🌳👔🎁🏓💗📒📗🌏🚕🥗🍆📕💄🎫🚙😺🥒💙🍖💛💗👃🐳🐛 | 2019-10-16 14:26:20 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃 💛 🍇 💚 ⚡ 🏓 📗 🚘 👳 💎🎈 [] 🥒 💙 🎄 🌂 😺 👔 🏀 👑 🎍 🍧 💗"Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people intowinners and losers." -Hobbes being sarcastic"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and HobbesWormwood : Calvin, how about you? Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.🐛 🥞 🔋 👃 🎫 💄 🎽 💛 🚗 ⛳ | 2019-10-16 13:59:00 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🌂🍆 ¤✿ good luck, 🥞🥒🏀🎍 GET FUNKY. 🐝🚘 FUN! ☼ 🐛🐳 | 2019-10-16 12:15:26 |
| 76561198179782901 | | 🥗💃🚘👃💚📘🌽🚗👹🌳⚡🎫💛🌏👽🌸🎄📒:hina ...although his body had been around quite a lot his mind had never gone further than the inside of his head.(Equal rites) | 💎📕🍖👑💙🚙📀💃⛳🍆🍧😺🌂🥒📗🥞🎽🏀:littleheileen | 2019-10-16 10:32:10 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🎽 🐛 🏓 📒 🌸 🚕 🥒 🕺 🌳 🎈👳 [] 👔 🌸 👾 👽 📒 📕 🍆 🎍 👃 🚕 🐳You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -- Calvin"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- CalvinI thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- Calvin💚 🏀 👑 🥗 🌂 💙 🚗 🚙 🍧 🌽 | 2019-10-15 23:11:16 |
| 76561198179733738 | Lung gah... The Freeman. We will remain if you so instruct. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌂🐟📗📒} | 2019-10-15 22:56:16 |
| 76561198179797383 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐠💛🎍 ㅤㅤ🌏📗📒ㅤㅤㅤ🌸💙🚗ㅤㅤㅤ💚🍇📀ㅤㅤㅤ🐟👑🏓👽💎🏀 ㅤㅤ👃🌳📕ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🍧📒ㅤㅤㅤ🎫🐛👹ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🎈🔋+ WHAT IS HOCKEY? - i went to the fights and a hockey game broke out. Will you tell me more? | 2019-10-15 20:39:05 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💗If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚗"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 | 2019-10-15 19:56:06 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💛 -- 💚 -- 📕 -- 🐟 -- 🐊 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 💃 -- 🍖 -- 👾 -- 👃 -- ⛳ -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 U: There's a U -- a Unicorn! Run right up and rub its horn. Look at all those points you're losing! UMBER HULKS are so confusing. -- The Roguelet's ABCAn eye in a blue faceSaw an eye in a green face."That eye is like this eye"Said the first eye,"But in low place,Not in high place."Of all the words of witch's doomThere's none so bad as which and whom.The man who kills both which and whomWill be enshrined in our Who's Whom. -- Fl 🐝 -- 🌽 -- 👽 -- 💙 -- 🌂 -- 📘 -- 🚕 -- 🔋 -- 🍖 -- 💚 -- 🌋 -- 🐳 -- 👑 -- 🎄 -- 🎁 | 2019-10-15 19:27:06 |
| 76561198179424285 | ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍆Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐳 | 2019-10-15 18:41:07 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👔 -- 🏀 -- 📀 -- 📗 -- 🐝 -- 🥒 -- 💗 -- 📘 -- ⚡ -- 🏓 -- 🐳 -- ⛳ -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 👽 A mighty creature is the germ,Though smaller than the pachyderm.His customary dwelling placeIs deep within the human race.His childish pride he often pleasesBy giving people strange diseases.Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?You probably contain a germ. -- Ogden Nash'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And throughout our place of residence,Kinetic activity was not in evidence amon 🎈 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 -- 🚙 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🔋 -- 🌋 -- 🐟 -- 🌂 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 💃 | 2019-10-15 13:43:53 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♪ I🎁 ❂ don't🍖🐟 ✲ care🔋🎽⚡ ☻ where⛳👹💗🍆 ♂ I🥒🚕🌋📀🌏 ✭ sit🎍🌽🍆🏀📗👔 ❀ as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin | 2019-10-15 13:41:53 |
| 76561198179797383 | ALERT.ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.EXPUNGE.MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE.ATTENTION COMMUNITY: UNREST PROCEDURE CODE IS NOW IN EFFECT.INOCULATE, SHIELD, PACIFY.CODE: PRESSURE, SWORD, STERILIZE. | 2019-10-15 13:11:41 |
| 76561198179551309 | ✤ If👾 ✿ food🌋🐛 ✧ be🐝💛🐟 ✏ the🚗🌳🚘📗 ☻ music🌸😺🎁🐠🚙 ↕ of🎫🥞🏀🐳💚🎍 ❋ love, eat up, eat up. | 2019-10-15 11:59:19 |
| 76561198179633358 | Chris: 🚙 Hey 👑 dad, 💗 look. 🍧 I 🎍 put 🐝 honey 🐳 on 👹 my 🏀 back, 🌏 and 🚕 now 🥗 the 📕 ants 🍇 are 👃 carrying 🎄 me 🌽 home. 💎 [laughing] 💄 Peter: ⛳ Aw, 🐛 that's 🚘 nothing. ⚡ He 🚗 does 👹 the 🎁 same 🐊 thing 🕺 at 💛 home, 🍆 but 💃 with 🔋 Velveeta 🐟 and 🌂 cockroaches. 🌳 And 👳 if 🍖 ya 📘 turn 🚙 on 🥞 the 💗 lights 📀 really 💚 fast, 💙 they'll 🌋 slam 🎫 him ⚡ right 🥒 into 🥞 the 🌳 fridge. | 2019-10-15 08:20:20 |
| byteframe's cat | ♥ 😺 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned." ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳Love is in the offing. -- The Homicidal Maniac ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👽 | 2019-10-15 05:30:10 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📕 ♦ 🎍 Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families. 👔🥞📒 | 2019-10-14 20:19:39 |
| 76561198179518505 | --------------------------------------------------------------Power is danger. -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🎽🎈👑🔋👾🎍🏀📀💛📘💗📗🍖🚙🌽🍧🏀🕺🚕🐛🎈💚🚕💎🎫🥗🍖👑🐊🐟🌋👃🌸🍆🌳😺🔋🎁🚗💙💃🎍📀🍧📒 | 2019-10-14 20:03:39 |
| 76561198211804512 | 😺 ✧ 🐳 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 📕 ✧ 🍆 ✧ 💛 ✧ 🏓 ✧ 👽 ✧ 🌳 ✧ 💙 ✧ 💄 ✧ 🐝 ✧ 👹 ✧ 👑 Scully: And Mulder, when you see Skinner to hand in your field report, I know that it's your decision, but I hope that you know that I'd consider it MORE than a professional loss if you decided to leave. "The X-Files: The Host"Scully: You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries that everything takes on a... a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology.Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🍧 ✧ 🎄 ✧ 😺 ✧ 📘 ✧ 🎈 ✧ 💚 ✧ 🥗 ✧ 📒 ✧ 🌸 ✧ 🎽 ✧ 🐠 ✧ 🚘 ✧ 🎁 ✧ ⛳ | 2019-10-14 17:38:35 |
| 76561198179677447 | Me no understand. | 2019-10-14 17:30:37 |
| 76561198179639682 | --------------------------------------------------------------I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9Immortality consists largely of boredom. -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------💎🐊🌂📀💛🕺🌳💗🥞👾📕🚙🎄💄📘🎁🐳🐝🎈🥗🐠🚘🚕🥒🌋⚡🐟💚🍇💃🔋🌽👔🍖🎁⛳🍧🍖🌽📗🥞🔋👾🚗🐝 | 2019-10-14 09:25:53 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🎽 ● 💚 ● 🏀 ● 👳 ● 🌽 ● 🍆 ● 💃 ● 🎍 ● 🌂 ● 👾ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚕 ● 🚙 ● 📀 ● 👔 ● 🥒 ● 🚗 ● 🎈 ● 👑 ● 🎍 ● 📘 Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have manyfriends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted tothrow the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound. -- Jon Bentley 🐝 ● 🚘 ● 🚙 ● 💄 ● 🎁 ● 🌳 ● 🍆 ● 🚗 ● 📒 ● 📕 | 2019-10-14 06:52:50 |
| 76561198179782901 | 💚 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🥞 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." 🍇 ♣ 🍖 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 💎 ♣ 📕 ♣ 📀 ♣ 🌂 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 📗 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 🌏 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🌸 Yours truly, Dino Loetz (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070678 🐝 | 2019-10-14 03:00:49 |
| 76561198179762074 | Who are you | | 🏓👳🎽🚙🎁👔👽🌋talking about? | | 👑👹🍇🎍📗📀🏀🍆 | 2019-10-14 00:50:44 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🌋 -- 📀 -- 🐟 -- 🐊 -- 🐠 -- 🥒 -- 💎 -- 📀 -- 🌽 -- 🐛 -- 🚘 -- 🏀 -- 🕺 -- 👽 -- 🌂 The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am ina position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area. He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueousliquid. He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup. He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximalprestige of His identity. It should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact that I makeambulator 👳 -- 📕 -- 📗 -- 🍇 -- 😺 -- 🥞 -- 🚗 -- 🥗 -- 🎽 -- 👹 -- 👔 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🎍 -- 🎫 | 2019-10-13 10:50:08 |
| 76561198179633358 | ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⚡Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 😺"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍖 | 2019-10-13 01:22:53 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ♠ Should ☢ I ✪ start ♫ with ٿ the ✩ time ☼ I ✴ SWITCHED ✈ personalities ❉ with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST? | 2019-10-13 00:29:16 |
| 76561198211598984 | ♡ How👹 ↕ many🚕🎄 ✰ hors📘🎁🎫 ✈ d'oeuvres🎍🌸🌳🎈 ♠ you💛🐟🔋🍧🐝 ☺ are💄⛳🕺💗👳🍆 ♂ allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party? Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's inside, you take one, bite off about two-thirds of it, then say: "This is cheese! I hate cheese!" Then you put the rest of it back on the tray and bite another one and go, "Darn it! Another cheese!" and so on. -- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette" | 2019-10-12 22:24:11 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🚘🏓📒🎄👃👹👽👾📀🌳📕🍧🚗🐛💎😺💚🍖🌏💛👳⛳🍆💃🚕🐠🐟🔋💗📗 I believe that if people would learn to use LSD's vision-inducing capabilitymore wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice andin conjutionwith meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonderchild.- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD 🌽🍇🐊👔🍖💛🥗🚕🌸💙🚙🎫👹👳🎍🥞🏀🚘👽🚗👃📘👑🌋🎄🕺📀🐠🐳🥗 | 2019-10-12 21:34:10 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌂 ⚡ 📗 🎽 🎁 🔋 🍖 ⛳ 💃 🕺 👑 🌏 💛 💄 🎄 🐟 📕When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serveit on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble AttractionSam: What are you up to Norm?Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. -- Cheers, Bar Wars III: The Return of TecumsehWoody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.Norm: You mean, `Nice cold beer going *down* Mr. Peterson.' -- Cheers, Loverboyd 🐊 😺 🎍 🎈 🥞 🚘 🚙 🌋 💙 🐝 📀 🍇 ⛳ 🏀 🥒 👾 | 2019-10-12 21:31:10 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚕🚘🌸👽🍆 - ♧ ♀ ☻ ❄ ✤ ♀ ♪ ❄ ❁ ✳ ∞ ♦ ✿ ✬ ☼ ❉ ✥ ❖ ✱ ✦🌽💄🐊🥒💗 - Where & when do you 📒🍧🐳👃🍖 - ㅤㅤ get your best ideas? 🌳💗⛳🎁👾 - ✦ ✱ ❖ ✥ ❉ ☼ ✬ ✿ ♦ ∞ ✳ ❁ ❄ ♪ ♀ ✤ ❄ ☻ ♀ ♧ | 2019-10-12 15:27:35 |
| 76561198179633358 | | 🏓🎫🎄🚕📒👾🐠🚙🐳👽👹👳🌏👃🌂🥒⚡💗:ginhappy Real magic is the hand around the bandsaw, the thrown spark in the powder keg, the dimension-warp linking you straight into the heart of a star, the flaming sword that burns all the way to the pommel.(Moving Pictures) | 📗💙🥗📀🍆🏀🔋🎁🎫🌋🏀👾🐝⛳👳🚙🐳🍖:ailish | 2019-10-12 13:33:35 |
| 76561198179814253 | IfㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBarbieㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤsoㅤpopular,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbuyㅤherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfriends? | 2019-10-12 09:57:39 |
| 76561198179677447 | By our honor. The honor is ours. Nothing of the sort. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🎽🥒🚗👃} | 2019-10-12 09:50:38 |
| 76561198211691280 | Dennis said he meet a lot of people at school every day and on the weekend. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 🗣️ | 2019-10-12 09:20:33 |
| 76561198179589975 | ✬ There🍆 ♦ are🏀🎍 ✭ times📒💄🚕 ✏ when📘📗🏓🐳 ✩ truth🐛👃🥗🍖🎽 ✫ is🌽🌂🎍👑💎🌸 ☼ stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them. | 2019-10-12 04:13:06 |
| 76561198179803382 | Ah ghurrrr... To our honor we follow you. Accept energy. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🏀🌏🥒📀} | 2019-10-12 02:03:01 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌂📗🕺📒👔 - ☀ ☢ ✩ ✔ ❁ ☼ ❋ ✏ ✿ ♧ ٿ ❦ ♂ ☆ ✴ ❂ ❃ ☁ ☎ ✰👃🏀💚💄⛳ - What’s your 🎫👳💃🥒🎽 - ㅤㅤ pet peeve(s)? ⚡🚘🔋🎁🐠 - ✰ ☎ ☁ ❃ ❂ ✴ ☆ ♂ ❦ ٿ ♧ ✿ ✏ ❋ ☼ ❁ ✔ ✩ ☢ ☀ | 2019-10-12 01:39:00 |
| 76561198179573195 | Your concern is touching. Well met, Freeman. Our cause seems hopeless. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🍧⛳🌋🌽} | 2019-10-11 22:18:43 |
| 76561198179863334 | Oprah Winfrey hired Thurgood Marshall for a job. Rob Lowe is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Phyllis Schlafly feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Sierra Club founder David Brower would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 🏮 ⚱ 📏 | 2019-10-11 16:35:02 |
| byteframe's cat | 💙🌸 ☁ marvelous game. ☢✱✿❋ 🚙🎁 | 2019-10-11 15:12:38 |
| 76561198179500879 | ♧ OMNIVERSAL🔋 ♂ AWARENESS??💛💗 ♫ Oh,📘🐊🎽 ✴ YEH!!📕👳🐠🎁 ☻ First👽👾⚡🎫🎄 ♀ you🏀🍧📗🌂📒🏓 ♪ need🥒🍆📀🐟🌋🐛🐝 ✩ four👑🚗💙🚙💎🎈🌳🚕 ✿ GALLONS💗⛳🌽🌏💚👃🚘🎈📀 ♀ of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES? | 2019-10-11 09:30:29 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📕🍧🥗⚡👾💛🚙🎈👔🍖 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📗🚕⛳😺🎽💗🏀🌽👽💎 » ouch the running went! ✿ » hark! ouch! blowing pulling suit. ✭ » Cuba scolds brightly ✧ 🌋👃💙🥗🍆🎍👳💃🐝🐟 » into the water, ❂ » Suzuki and Panda scold. ☻ » Tiger starts pulling. ♫ 🐠🐊🌂👾🌽🎄📘🏀⚡🚙 » ouch the playing asked! ♣ » fie! Oh! breaking playing suit. ♂ » Alice walks strangely ❁ 🔋🚗📒🌏🚘🎈🐛🥞😺🍖 | 2019-10-11 03:02:15 |
| 76561198179844987 | 📀🕺🌸|🐊💎🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💃🐛📗|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?A: Diyathinkhesaurus.Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. wat | 2019-10-11 02:28:15 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🌳👃👾💄🐳💃📗🥞👔⚡🚙🚗🐠👳🕺Inara: "This is not a joking matter! This is about our lives! AndRiver's."🥒🌽💎🏓⛳🐝👹🚘🔋🎽👑🚗💚🌋👃 | 2019-10-10 21:23:15 |
| 76561198179702987 | ☣ A🎽 ✴ new💗👃 ♥ chef🥒🏀🌽 ♂ from🍆⛳👔💛 ❀ India🎈🚙🕺📒🎄 ✔ was💗🌋💚🐝👾🐳 ✦ fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. | 2019-10-10 14:54:59 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐝🚗📗 Performance review for ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! 👾🎫🌸 They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded ! is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. 🔋 + 🥞 = 😺 | 2019-10-10 11:10:46 |
| 76561198179361029 | I'm confused. | 2019-10-10 03:25:33 |
| 76561198211754472 | Can you explain it better? | 2019-10-10 02:35:34 |
| 76561198179841167 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍧 * 🥗 * 👳 * 🏓 * 🍖 * 🎍 * 🚘 * ⚡ * 🌏 * 🌽 * 🚙 * 🌋 * 🎈 * 👑 * 💚 * 🎽ㅤ* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.ㅤ* The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.ㅤ* I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’🐝 * 💎 * 💗 * 👽 * 📒 * 🥒 * 👔 * 👹 * 🌳 * 🚕 * 📘 * 📕 * 💃 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-10-10 01:48:34 |
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| 76561198179668874 | 📗 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 💙 → All intelligent species own cats. → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd 📒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💚 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥒 Yours truly, Ronny Segouia (the cat)💎 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063673 🚗 | 2019-10-09 17:42:47 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👊 Two sterilized! 👍🏿 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏻 Roller! 🖕 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏼 Forty! 🤜🏾 ㅤㅤ ✋🏿 Affirmative. 🖐🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏿 Displace. 👌🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Thirty. 👏🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕 Hammer! 👍🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏾 Stabilization jurisdiction. 👈🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏻 Protection Team is at location, reporting. ☝🏿 | 2019-10-09 15:08:24 |
| 76561198211563240 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💗🍆🌳 ㅤㅤ🎁🥞🐳ㅤㅤㅤ🎈👽⚡ㅤㅤㅤ📘🍖📗ㅤㅤㅤ👔🚕🌸🐊🐝👾 ㅤㅤ💚🐠📒ㅤㅤㅤ💎🎄👹ㅤㅤㅤ🌽⛳🎽ㅤㅤㅤ💄💛🚙+ WHAT IS RAM? - random-access memory. also stands for royal academy of music. Will you tell me more? | 2019-10-09 12:51:59 |
| 76561198179697385 | | 👑🎫🔋🚗👃🐟🥗🌂🍖🎄🌽🐳📒🚙🏀💙👾🐝:Resh_Emoticon All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient andthoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink,to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at theknee.(Guards! Guards!) | 🐊🌸🌋🍆😺🥗🍖📀🎫👽🥞💎💚📕🏓🚙🚘💛:toal | 2019-10-09 12:34:51 |
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| 76561198211895108 | ✋🏼 Overwatch, we are in an infestation zone, sector niner. 👇🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏽 Jet. 💪 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏼 Overwatch confirms, helix vector tango (code for high value target) is contained. 👆🏾 | 2019-10-09 05:25:58 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | What is Google Plus? | 2019-10-09 02:26:15 |
| 76561198211691280 | --------------------------------------------------------------You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposedto be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being goodto each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot. -- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6Each kiss is as the first. -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6--------------------------------------------------------------👳👽👾🌋📒🐳⛳📕🐟🥒📀🏓🍖🌳🥞👔👑🔋🎫🎈💎💚👹🐝🎁🕺🏓🐊🐛🌋🚕📘🌂😺🌳💙👔🍖🔋🥞💛🥒🎫🏀🐝 | 2019-10-09 02:24:56 |
| 76561198179575562 | ♣ Put🚕 ❃ cats🏓🍆 ♪ in🔋💛💙 ♠ the💗⛳📀🎍 ✔ coffee🌸🐟🎄🐠🎽 ☁ and👳🌏👹👽👃⛳ ✪ mice in the tea! | 2019-10-09 00:50:54 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🕺🚗🌳🥞💄🎁🎍👾💎⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃🐊🐝🏓🎄📘🐛📕🎽⚡ » darn the basking made! ¤ » hark! darn! blowing weaving suit. ✣ » Canada walks soon ♧ 👳⛳🌂🍇👔📀💗📗📒🚘 » cheat chairs to luggage ✫ » when barbers make to loiter ß » because papers work ☢ 🐛🌸👑🐊🌏🍖🎍🐳🌋😺 » hunt chairs to clothing ✪ » when barbers make to loiter ☆ » because blossoms take ♂ 👃👹🍧🌳💛🚗💚👾🥞📕 | 2019-10-08 18:54:24 |
| 76561198211670820 | Don't read everything you believe. 😍"I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."😚 "That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists tryingto describe things of unimaginable wonder." -Calvin 🤤 [while Peter is changing Stewie] Stewie: No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika. Ahhhhhh. Take that. 🤧Vanilla wafer.😷 British education is probably the best in the world, if you can surviveit. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. -- Peter Ustinov 🤕 "You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, butonly for a limited period of time. Why should we think that collectively,as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?"-- Ronald Reagan 😵There are more old drunkards than old doctors.😬 | 2019-10-08 14:04:07 |
| 76561198179762074 | | 🐟🎁💃👽😺🕺🏓🐛💛🌋👾🔋⛳⚡💗💙👑📕:AshleyRE4 'What ho, b'zugda-hiara.' (Footnote: A killing insult in Dwarfish. It means 'Lawn ornament'.) (Wyrd Sisters) | 🎫📗🐠🌽🐟🥒👹🕺📀💚🚗👾🥞🚙💎🥗🐝🍖:weelisa | 2019-10-08 12:26:53 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🐝👹🚙🐟💄📀👽👔🐛💙 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡🏓🌸🎽🌳🌽📒🐊💃🍧 » breaking my river ✖ » I departed my elbows ♡ » before my gravel ✏ 🕺🏀🚕🔋💗🐳⛳😺🐟💚 » ouch the basking taught! ✱ » ouch! hark! peeking pulling shoe. ♀ » India starts soon ß 🍖🎁🥒🍆👳🌋💎📕🎄👃 » hark the playing made! ✧ » hark! drat! basking breaking shoe. ✯ » Cuba starts warmly ✬ 🐠💛🎫📗🍇🎍👑🌂👽💃 | 2019-10-08 12:25:52 |
| 76561198179682287 | Tom 🌋 Tucker: 🐛 And 🚕 now 🐟 Channel 💛 6 🌂 black 🚘 man 📗 Ollie 👃 Williams 🍆 with 🎄 the 🎈 weather. 🐊 Ollie. 🍧 [cuts 📒 to 🌸 Ollie] ⚡ Ollie 💗 Williams: 🍇 Issgon' 👽 rain! | 2019-10-08 12:14:48 |
| 76561198179589975 | WARNING.MALIGNANT VIRAL INTERFACE BYPASS DETECTED.POLYPHASIC CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.SECURITY ALERT: ILLEGAL COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE, DISSECT. | 2019-10-08 11:31:44 |
| 76561198179733738 | PROTECTION TEAM ALERT: EVIDENCE OF ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY IN THIS COMMUNITY: CODE ASSEMBLE, CLAMP, CONTAIN.ATTENTION RESIDENTS: THIS BLOCK CONTAINS POTENTIAL CIVIL INFECTION.INFORM, COOPERATE, ASSEMBLE. | 2019-10-08 07:48:44 |
| 76561198211819232 | Tiger Woods hired Colin Powell for a job. Cindy Crawford is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Psychologist John Bradshaw feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. the culture of the Puritans would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 📚 🔓 📼 🔮 💎 📩 | 2019-10-08 03:54:38 |
| 76561198179575562 | --------------------------------------------------------------Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be? If I had thewhole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. When I see you, I feellike I'm hungry all over. Do you know how that feels? -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8Peace was the way. -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------⚡🎄👔🌸🐛💎🌽🌸💙😺🏀🌳🎈📗🐝🕺👾🐠👽📀👔🚙📒📕🍖🍆🚕🥗💚🌏👹⚡🔋💄🚘😺🚗🥒🎁🍧📀🐳💃⛳🎍 | 2019-10-08 01:51:09 |
| 76561198179803382 | Stewie: 🐊 Jeffrey. 💗 Take 🐟 the 😺 4.20 👑 from 💙 Hounslow 🎄 out 🏀 of 👹 your 💎 mouth. | 2019-10-08 01:11:09 |
| 76561198211562428 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌏 * 💄 * 🎁 * 👽 * 🥒 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 📒 * 💛 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 🏀 * 📕 * 🎄 * 📀 * 🚘ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.ㅤ* Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.ㅤ* Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?🚕 * 💙 * 🚙 * 🌂 * 🎍 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🎫 * 📘 * 🐊 * 🎈 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🍇 * 👑 * 🏀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-10-07 22:22:04 |
| 76561198179509657 | 👃👹🕺🥗🐟🎍🌂💛📒🐛🌏🐠⚡🚘🌳River: "Little soul big world. Eat and sleep and eat... Many souls. Verystraight, very simple"Mal: "Cattle on the ship three weeks, she don't go near 'em. Suddenly,we're on Jiangyin and she's got a driving need to commune with the beasts?"River: "They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are."Mal: "Is it bad that what she just said makes perfect sense to me?"🏀👑🥒💗🍆🥞🚗🔋🎫🐟🎈🚙🐝💄🎽 | 2019-10-07 18:47:42 |
| 76561198179596342 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🏓👔🌳 ㅤㅤ💛💃🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🌽🥗💚ㅤㅤㅤ🕺💗🥞ㅤㅤㅤ💃🐛📀🚘😺👽 ㅤㅤ📘🚗🌽ㅤㅤㅤ📗🍇🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🏀⛳🎽ㅤㅤㅤ🎁🐳🍖+ WHAT IS A SERVER? - a server is any entity or system that performs acts of value to another entity. Please feed me more data. | 2019-10-07 13:23:09 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙🌽🎽📕💚👳🌸🕺📗🍧🌋🚕💎🔋🥞Saffron: "I'd be a good wife."Mal: "Yeah, well, I'd be a terrible husband. You got five whole days tofigure that out."🐠🐊📘😺🌂🍇👃🐛🍖🌳💗🚕🐳📀🐟 | 2019-10-07 07:38:46 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐛 ☁ 🍆 It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both🎁 ☁ 💃 incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by💗 ☁ 🍧 twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.🥒 ☁ ⚡ -- Rod Serling 🎽🌂🚕 | 2019-10-07 06:26:33 |
| 76561198211670820 | Give me money. | 2019-10-07 04:32:32 |
| 76561198179668874 | Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing. -- H.S. Thompson 😴 Coach: How's it going, Norm?Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'. -- Cheers, Truce or ConsequencesSam: What's up, Norm?Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there. -- Cheers, Coach Returns to ActionCoach: What's the story, Norm?Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it. -- Cheers, Endless Slumper 🤐 "What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?" "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible." "Why are you watching it?" "You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flowover you." -- The Big Chill 🙂It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.🤕 There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist --the taxidermist leaves the hide. -- Mortimer Caplan 🤓 | 2019-10-06 22:45:30 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💛🍇 🌳🐠 good* ❂♫☀☼ٿ☎↕ splendid game, 👳💚✿✳✭ 💄🍧 | 2019-10-06 19:17:28 |
| 76561198179863334 | Ahmed said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 🗣️ | 2019-10-06 05:09:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎫 -- 🐊 -- 🌂 -- 📒 -- 🍖 -- 🎫 -- 👑 -- 🌳 -- 💃 -- 🥒 -- 🐳 -- 💛 -- 👑 -- 🌋 -- 🎍 By the yard, life is hard.By the inch, it's a cinch.Now I lay me back to sleep.The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.If he should stop before I wake,Give me a nudge for goodness' sake. -- AnonymousI have learnedTo spell hors d'oeuvresWhich still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. -- Warren Knox 🍇 -- ⛳ -- 🏀 -- 💙 -- 👃 -- 🔋 -- 🌸 -- 🥞 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 🚗 -- 🕺 -- 📗 -- 🚕 -- 💎 | 2019-10-06 05:02:03 |
| 76561198179677447 | Glen 👾 Quagmire: 🎄 Hey 🚗 Peter, 🐝 you 🏓 can't 👽 drink 🌽 that 🐳 outside. 🥞 You're 🚘 gonna 👹 end 💚 up 🎫 in 🐊 jail. ⚡ And 🎈 not 🌋 the 🎍 good 🎁 jail 🌏 you 🍧 see 🚙 on 📕 Cinemax. 👑 The 🍖 man 📀 jail. | 2019-10-06 04:53:00 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💚🌸🍆🎁📀👾🐊🚗🎫🚙😺💃🌏⛳🌽🏀👹👃🚘🥗🍇🍖🎍⚡🏓👳🐟🎄👹👽 It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or noGod.It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.- Thomas Jefferson 🎽📒📘🚗📗🥞🐛🕺🚕🌋🔋🥞👾🐠🔋💎👳💃🍖🍧⛳😺🌏📗⚡🎈🥗🎽🎁💄 | 2019-10-05 23:59:50 |
| 76561198211691280 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcroutonsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcomeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤairtightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpackagesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤit'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjustㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstaleㅤㅤㅤbreadㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤbeginㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwith? | 2019-10-05 15:58:41 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌏💚🌋📒👹🍧🚕💚🌸🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 😺👔🍆📗🐝📕📘🥗👳🌂 » work chairs on money ☁ » when elbows make to plunder ✧ » because flowers scold ❁ 🎫🎍📀🎈🍖💛🍇🥒🥞🌳 » ouch the basking taught! ♠ » ouch! hark! peeking pulling shoe. ✱ » India starts soon ❖ 💗🍧🎁💎🐛🏓🚗⛳💙👑 » play chairs to water ❃ » when fingers walk to loiter ✦ » because barbers play ♂ ⚡🐳💄👽🐠👑🎄🐟💃🐊 | 2019-10-05 15:43:39 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🎽 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 👳 → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 🥒 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🍆 ✈ 📗 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 👑 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🍧 ✈ 👽 ✈ 👃 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 🍧 Yours truly, Jessie Visage (the cat)💗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167027882 💛 | 2019-10-05 10:47:15 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💃 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🥒 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." 👔 ❉ 🌽 ❉ 👳 ❉ 🕺 ❉ 💗 ❉ 🌳 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 🔋 ❉ 🌋 ❉ 🐟 ❉ 🐠 ❉ 👃 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 💎 ❉ 🌸 Yours truly, Lee Hamers (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033421 💛 | 2019-10-05 08:26:39 |
| 76561198179804603 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🎄 🌋 💃 🎍 😺 💎 👔 🌽 🚗 🥗 🚙 📕 🎁 💙 🏀 👑To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angosturabitters. Shake. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail. If you don't drink it, someone else will. 🕺 ⛳ 👾 🥞 💚 👹 👳 🎽 🌂 🐛 💛 🚘 🐊 🎈 🍆 📒 | 2019-10-05 04:39:01 |
| 76561198211557460 | I'm confused. | 2019-10-05 03:19:57 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐠 ☁ 💛 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🌏 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🌸ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👔 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 📗 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🌏 Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. 🌋 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 👑 ☁ 📕 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 👽 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🍇 | 2019-10-05 00:17:55 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐠 👾 💚 👳 ⛳ 🌽 🌏 🌂 🕺 🚗📒 [] 🐊 🏀 🔋 💙 👃 ⚡ 🐠 🍇 🐛 🎍 💎That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn'tgood enough for me! I demand euphoria! -- CalvinIf you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! -- CalvinI think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in eachother's dreams, we can play together all night. -- Calvin💛 🏓 💗 👔 📗 😺 🐳 🔋 👑 👹 | 2019-10-04 23:26:53 |
| 76561198211562428 | Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your beliefs. "The X-Files: One Breath" 🤣The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz🤕 If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying bythe page number. 😷Fortune and love befriend the bold. -- Ovid🤧 Diane Simmons: Our top story tonight, I have been cast as the lead in the Quahog Players' production of The King And I. Tom Tucker: In other news, I wont be going to the play because I'm sure it will be lousy. Diane Simmons: This just in: Tom, you're such a closet case. Tom Tucker: We now go live to Diane being a ♥♥♥♥♥. Diane? 🙁 | 2019-10-04 22:55:54 |
| 76561198179844987 | 💎🥞🏓🥒📗💗💛🎫🚙🎈 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺📒💃💙🐊⚡🥞⛳📘🚗 » ouch the peeking went! ❉ » hark! zounds! pulling sweeping trick. ✯ » Tiger hunts aptly ✤ 🌳🚕🍖🐳📕🍆👳🔋👹👔 » under the water, ♥ » Emperor and Denmark make. ♀ » Monkey starts basking. ✿ 👑💚🌏🎁🎄🏀👽⚡🚘💄 » Oh the blowing asked! ❦ » zounds! ouch! running pulling dog. ✲ » Canada grunts soon ♀ 📒👾🥗🐠🎍🏓😺👾📀🌂 | 2019-10-04 20:11:52 |
| 76561198179819838 | Wes said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-10-04 18:42:32 |
| 76561198179596342 | 😺🐛🕺🏓🐝🌋🥗🎫🐳👑🚗🔋🚘👳👹Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's going to start afair fight... or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman.. or I'm gettin' paid.Mostly if i'm gettin' paid."🚙🐊📕💎⚡👾💚👳🍖🏀🍧🥞💚😺🍇 | 2019-10-04 18:23:33 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐊🍧🌋💛🚗🎍👔👳🌂🎄🐳📀🌸🚙🚕🐟👽🏓💎👑📕👃🌳💙🚗🌏🐛🐝🚘🥗 The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends andfellow passengers who areclinging to the same speck of dirt while we aredrifting side by side to our common doom.- Clarence Darrow 🌸🥞🚘🏀📒⛳🔋🌽🕺🍖😺💄🥒👾🍆🎈🌽🐊💗🐝🐳🎄💎💚👹⚡🐠🎫📒📗 | 2019-10-04 17:18:25 |
| 76561198211670820 | ♧ You🎍 ♫ must🐠🍆 ✖ dine💛🏓⚡ ● in🌏🌳💙📀 ✥ our🏀🚙🎄📕🍇 ✪ cafeteria.🚕😺💃📘🥗🎈 ❉ You can eat dirt cheap there!!!! | 2019-10-04 16:11:26 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👔📕👃🐊🚕🎍🐟💗🍇📒🎄🌂🥞🎽🐛🏓📀🚘🌸🚙🌋🕺🥗👳🐳👹🔋😺🎁📘 "Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of the few remainingbits of your brain just evaporated?"-- Patricia O Tuama, [email protected] 🎈📗🏀🐝💎💚⛳🍆🍖⚡🌽📕🌳💙👃🍧👽💗🥒😺🏓👾🌂🚕🌳🐟⚡💄👾⛳ | 2019-10-04 14:17:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | [at a dog show] Peter: Brian, come. Hey, don't you walk out on me. [aware that the audience is watching] Peter: Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave. Yep. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, flip me off. Good boy. Heh heh, heh heh. 😱Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!😪 Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. 😗The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, definedas the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cabbehind you honking.(Lords and Ladies)🤓 Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that hejust whipped out a quarter? -- Steven Wright 😲The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done in the grimhours between midnight and dawn. Hangmen and politicians work best whenthe human spirit is at its lowest ebb. -- Russell Baker😶 | 2019-10-04 10:12:55 |
| 76561198179762074 | 👾📗🌋|📀🐟👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌂🥗🎽|Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:..... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks". wat | 2019-10-04 07:28:55 |
| 76561198211670820 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐊The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today. ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💎I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💚 | 2019-10-04 03:10:45 |
| 76561198211655604 | 💛 💙 🏀 🚙 📘 📗 👑 🍖 🎁 🌸👔 [] 🎄 🥗 🐝 👾 🎈 🌋 🎍 🎽 📒 🎁 ⛳Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinSometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out forwhat's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are. -- Calvin🌂 📘 🌳 🥞 👔 🎈 💛 🍧 🎄 🌋 | 2019-10-04 02:49:11 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐠 ß 🌳 This is Jim Rockford.📘 ß ⚡ At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.🔋 ß 👑 🎈 ß 👾 This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and🥗 ß 👳 his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.🕺 ß 🚗 Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.🥒 ß 🍆 👑 ß 🍖 This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't🎄 ß ⚡ talk to machines! [Click]💙 ß 🏀 -- "The Rockford Files" 🏀👾💛 | 2019-10-04 02:03:29 |
| 76561198211842796 | Me no understand. | 2019-10-04 01:54:28 |
| 76561198179634913 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT.ATTENTION COMMUNITY: UNREST PROCEDURE CODE IS NOW IN EFFECT.INOCULATE, SHIELD, PACIFY.CODE: PRESSURE, SWORD, STERILIZE. | 2019-10-04 01:53:28 |
| 76561198179695038 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CONVICTED OF MULTI-ANTI-CIVIL VIOLATIONS.IMPLICIT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED, STATUS: MALIGNANT ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM. | 2019-10-03 21:30:27 |
| 76561198179733738 | I'm confused. | 2019-10-03 17:16:31 |
| 76561198211670820 | Your bright face obscures your darker mask. That should keep the Freeman safe. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🥗👃💃💎} | 2019-10-03 09:38:36 |
| 76561198179768678 | I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode. 😵Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while.🙄... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewagefrom beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"😩 "Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us."-- militant religionists everywhere 🤗 Simon: "And which part of your plan dictated the necessity of beating up ashepard?"Early: "That ain't a shepard." 😬Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."😱 Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces! -- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party 😴This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it doessomething child-like. -- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University of Washington🤑 | 2019-10-03 09:15:36 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐝 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 👔 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 😺 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🕺 Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?Scully: Hopefully myself.Mulder: That's so boring! "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Scully: I have a date.Mulder: Can you cancel?Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.Mulder: I have a life! "The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"🌂 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 📕 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🎽 | 2019-10-03 07:47:27 |
| 76561198211562428 | | 🌂😺🎽🐛👹👽🌏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥sia 'What is this thing, anyway?' said the Dean, inspecting the implement in his hands.'It's called a shovel', said the Senior Wrangler. 'I've seen the gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical.'(Reaper Man) | 🌽🌋🎁🐠🍆🌳😺💄💚🚘💗🍧💛🥗👔🎍🌸🐝:mei | 2019-10-03 05:59:17 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🥞 ✣ 📗 When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by💄 ✣ 🍧 reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" 👃🐟🐛 | 2019-10-03 04:43:17 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🐛🕺💛🚗🥗📕🚕📘🐟💄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀🎄💛🎫🌋👽👹🐛🍇👑 » capturing my snake, ☎ » England approved my crayons ❁ » before my water ☺ 🌳🌸🎁🐳🚕💚🍖🚘🏓🥞 » book loiter to her ☁ » it borrowed and borrowed more ♦ » I asked honesty ♀ 🍆🚙🎄🐳⚡🎈🐝🐊💃💎 » love chairs in luggage ღ » when papers play to plunder ✿ » because barbers play ✲ 🎍👳🚘🍖🍧😺🔋💄👃📗 | 2019-10-03 04:35:16 |
| 76561198179809977 | Caution! How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐛💛🏀🍆} | 2019-10-03 02:04:13 |
| 76561198179854946 | 📒🐠👽|🍧🚘🐛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💃👳🍖|Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"A: A ball point carrot. huh | 2019-10-02 13:03:40 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚘🌋🥗📀📗⚡👔👹👃👾🐊💃🌳🚗🐳Inara: "You have such lovely hair. I'm sure the doctor would agree."Kaylee: "Who, Simon? No, he's too... I'm just... Do you think it would lookbetter up?"Inara: "We could experiment. We might even get wild later and wash yourface."🌽💙👑🥒🌂🎈📒🐛🌏📘🚙😺👹🍇💗 | 2019-10-02 09:10:36 |
| 76561198179633358 | ATTENTION COMMUNITY: UNREST PROCEDURE CODE IS NOW IN EFFECT.INOCULATE, SHIELD, PACIFY.CODE: PRESSURE, SWORD, STERILIZE.ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM. | 2019-10-02 07:17:31 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🌋💙🎁|👽💛🥗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💗📘🐳|Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?A: Throw him a rock. idk | 2019-10-02 06:21:31 |
| 76561198179843803 | Darrin said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is. 👤 👥 🗣️ 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-10-02 05:57:32 |
| 76561198179863334 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsendㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsomethingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtruckㅤit'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤshipment,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsendㅤㅤㅤitㅤbyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤshipㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤit'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤcargo? | 2019-10-02 00:43:29 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Simon: (to Jayne) "Enemies? You? No, how can it be?" 🤤It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. -- Robert Benchley🤒 Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as readingsex manuals without the software. - Arthur C Clarke 🙂 Down to the Banana Republics,Down to the tropical sun.Go the expatriated Americans,Hoping to find some fun.Some of them go for the sailing,Caught by the lure of the sea.Trying to find what is ailing,Living in the land of the free.Some of them are running from lovers,Leaving no forward address.Some of them are running tons of ganja,Some are running from the IRS.Late at night you will find them,In the cheap hotels and bars.Hustling the senoritas,While they dance beneath the stars. -- Jimmy Buffet, "Banana Republics" 😭 | 2019-10-01 23:23:31 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👽 ♦ 👔 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 👹 ♦ 👃 ♦ 💎 ♦ 💙 ♦ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏓 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 🐛 ♦ 🍖 ♦ 🐝 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 💎 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🎄 As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later. 🍆 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 👳 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 🍇 ♦ 🚕 ♦ 📒 ♦ 🌋 | 2019-10-01 23:04:29 |
| 76561198179634913 | Peter: 👃 Quiet, 🌸 sweetie. 👾 Men 🎍 are 🐠 talking. | 2019-10-01 22:35:30 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💚 Dear ¡ Google Plus 🙁 is ded !... 🚗 → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🐝 ♧ 🎽 ♧ 👑 ♧ 🐟 ♧ 🌳 ♧ 💄 ♧ 👃 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 🔋 ♧ 💎 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🎍 ♧ 👾 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 🐛 Yours truly, Phillip Patruno (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031220 🏓 | 2019-10-01 20:22:19 |
| 76561198179803382 | Ed said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 👥 | 2019-10-01 12:57:11 |
| 76561198179843803 | ✱ Life🚘 ☀ without💛🎍 ☁ caffeine🚗🍇🌋 ☢ is🎁💚🎽😺 ✲ stimulating🌸👽🍧🥒🐝 ❦ enough.🎈🐊👳🐠💙💃 ♠ -- Sanka Ad | 2019-10-01 10:05:09 |
| 76561198179668874 | 💗🚙🥞🍆🍇🌋🐛💛📘🐠🎁⛳🌸👃👽River: (near a woman in labor) "Who do you think is in there?"🐳🚗📀💎💚🕺🏓🥒👑🔋💙🚕🌂🐝🎍 | 2019-10-01 05:59:04 |
| 76561198179841167 | Brendan said I enjoy being popular is there another computer I like to hang around with or am I a loner. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 | 2019-10-01 03:09:00 |
| 76561198179424285 | ☻ Remember,🌳 ♧ DESSERT🥞📘 ❦ is🍖🎈🕺 ✣ spelled🌳👃🌋🎫 ✖ with💛🥗👔🚙🚗 ♫ two📀😺🐳👽🐠💃 ☁ `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59 | 2019-09-30 23:51:53 |
| 76561198211895108 | Do you think everyone has the | | 💚💛👹🐳📘📒🐛🌸capacity to be a leader? | | 🌂👳📗🚘⛳🐝👾💗 | 2019-09-30 23:47:54 |
| 76561198179809977 | CITIZEN NOTICE: FAILURE TO COOPERATE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFF-WORLD RELOCATION.ATTENTION PLEASE: EVASION BEHAVIOR CONSISTENT WITH MAL-COMPLIANT DEFENDANT.GROUND PROTECTION TEAM: ALERT, CODE: ISOLATE, EXPOSE, ADMINISTER. | 2019-09-30 23:27:53 |
| 76561198179709777 | Professor 🔋 Farnsworth: 📒 "Oh 🍖 my, 🍆 that 🐟 steamed 💃 carrot 🥒 was ⚡ a 🍇 bit 🥗 spicy 💗 for 🌽 me." | 2019-09-30 21:57:53 |
| 76561198179757550 | Theㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤearlyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbirdㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤworm,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsecondㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmouseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetsㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcheese. | 2019-09-30 21:55:53 |
| 76561198211655604 | | 🚕🍧🚗👽📀💎👹📗💃🌽🌏🐊🍇🔋🏓🎁🌸🔋:ianthumb The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. Footnote: Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.(Pyramids) | 📘💛💙🐠🌳⚡🥞🍆🍖⛳💗🚙👑🕺😺🐳🌂📗:madoka | 2019-09-30 21:21:53 |
| 76561198179634866 | ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💛A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair. ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚘Sorry never means having your say to love. ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👾 | 2019-09-30 21:12:53 |
| 76561198179842674 | 📗 -- 👑 -- 🍇 -- 🌋 -- 💛 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- 🌸 -- 🚕 -- 👹 -- 👔 -- 🎄 -- 🐝 -- 🐟 -- 🔋 Let us go then you and Iwhile the night is laid out against the skylike a smear of mustard on an old pork pie."Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- EzraTiger got to hunt,Bird got to fly;Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"Tiger got to sleep,Bird got to land;Man got to tell himself he understand. -- The Books of BokononI'd rather laugh with the sinners,Than cry with the saints,The sinners 💗 -- 💚 -- 🐠 -- 🚘 -- 🌽 -- 🍇 -- 🎁 -- 🐊 -- 🏀 -- 👳 -- 📕 -- 🍆 -- 📗 -- 📒 -- 🥒 | 2019-09-30 16:29:36 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🐊 🐟 🎈 📒 🐝 📘 📗 👹 💛 ⛳🕺 [] 📕 👃 🍖 🥗 🍇 💎 🚕 💄 👽 🥒 🚘YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- CalvinThe purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, andinhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating andimpenetrable fog! -- CalvinWhy can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- Calvin👳 🌸 🌳 🎽 🌋 📀 👾 🚗 🎁 🎄 | 2019-09-30 15:52:34 |
| 76561198211842796 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍧 * 🌳 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🕺 * 👽 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 💙 * 🌸ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.ㅤ* The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.🎍 * 🐠 * 🍆 * 😺 * 🎈 * 🍇 * 🔋 * 👳 * 🌏 * 📗 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🐳 * 🥒 * 🍖 * 💛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-09-30 14:01:31 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💎🌳💗📒🐳💚🐝🌋📀🏓 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎄🎫🐝🔋🚘🌂🎁📗🌏📕 » While torturing the ● » papers, Germany pondered ★ » without basking truth ♪ 🕺👑👽💗📒🎍🍖💙💃🚙 » darn the basking made! ☀ » hark! darn! blowing weaving suit. ❂ » Canada walks soon ß 🐳👳🐛🚗🥞🍆💎🥒🌸💛 » While balancing the ❉ » princes, Canada challenged ♀ » without basking truth ❦ 📘⛳🎈⚡📀🥗🍇🏓🌳👔 | 2019-09-30 12:54:28 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🐟 🚕 💃 🥗 🚘 🌳 🎈 🥞 🍇 👳🎍 [] 💄 💛 🎈 💚 🎽 🌽 ⛳ 🐟 🍖 🔋 🐳You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -- CalvinHobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions? Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- Calvin🏓 🥞 🥒 ⚡ 🌏 🏀 👑 🌸 💙 🐊 | 2019-09-30 12:28:27 |
| 76561198179618386 | Do you ever talk to yourself? | | 👳🍆🎈🎄🥗🎫👹📀When and what do you say? | | 🏓🎁🥒🕺🌋📒🍧🚙 | 2019-09-30 08:09:20 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚕👽🌸🍆💙👹🐊🌽🥒🎽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀🎈🏓💎🚙👃🍖🐟💛💚 » beside the luggage, ✯ » Germany and China make. ♂ » Japan starts feeling. ↕ 💃📘🎍🥞🚙📕😺🚘👑🚗 » darn the blowing played! ✖ » ouch! zounds! sweeping pulling dog. ☺ » Panda grunts warmly ¤ 👽🐳📒🎫🏓🐊🔋🚕💄🍇 » While following the ❀ » papers, Florida borrowed ☎ » without running milk ♥ 🕺🐠👳🥗🌸📗⚡🌏🐛🏀 | 2019-09-30 05:31:18 |
| 76561198211754472 | | 🚕💄🎄🕺😺🌂📗🎫💛🍆🏓⛳📀💎🐛🌸🎍🌽:NannyBrown Old Tom was the single cracked bronze bell in the University bell tower.The clapper dropped out shortly after it was cast, but the bell stilltolled out some tremendously sonorous silences every hour.(Eric) | 🌏📕🎈👃🥒🎫🐊🚗💛🎽💗🥗😺📘👽⚡🚘🐠:e5 | 2019-09-30 04:43:14 |
| 76561198179635013 | ✯ Two🍧 ☢ peanuts🚕🐊 ✦ were🌸👹💛 ♫ walking🌳👔🐝🎽 ♪ through🌋🐛📒🥒💗 ✿ the🕺👃💚🍖🍇👽 ❃ New York. One was assaulted. | 2019-09-30 04:38:14 |
| 76561198179361029 | I don't get it. | 2019-09-30 02:34:09 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💚👑🌏🌸👳🎍📕🚘🐟🎁💃👽🎫🐝🌂River: "It's not safe..."Simon: "Yes. Yes, I fear it's not safe anymore."River: "...for them."🌳😺👾🚗🐊💚🐳🌽🏓💗👔📗🚕👃💎 | 2019-09-30 01:48:08 |
| 76561198211563240 | I didn't catch that! | 2019-09-30 01:30:08 |
| 76561198179782901 | ALERT.CONTACT STATUS ZERO WITH LAND-SEA INTERCEPT TEAMS.POSSIBLE ANTICITIZEN ONE RE-INFECTION.ALL NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION DELEGATES MOVE TO HARD POINTS.WARNING: THREE MINUTES TO SINGULARITY.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.RESONANT SINGULARITY.RESONANT SINGULARITY. | 2019-09-29 23:23:08 |
| 76561198179702987 | Mal: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with usbrigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to theFuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" Book: "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." Mal: "If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on myboat. God ain't." 🤒 The University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal,and deviation standard. 🙄 Stewie: I say mother, this hotdog has been on my plate a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself. 😯 The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeedhave many problems, this was one of them that was not his.(Soul Music) 😱 Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 😘People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.🙂 | 2019-09-29 17:39:06 |
| 76561198179603631 | "Look 🍖 at 👃 that 🥗 five 👔 o'clock 🔋 rust. 📒 You've 👾 been 🚗 up 🍆 all ⚡ night 🐠 not 🐛 drinking, 😺 haven't 🎄 you?" 📕 -Leela | 2019-09-29 12:38:48 |
| 76561198211842796 | 💎 ♪ 👳 We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.🌸 ♪ ⛳ -- Decca Recording Company, turning down the Beatles, 1962 🔋🎈🐝 | 2019-09-29 06:05:27 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐠 ♦ 📗 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 👾 ♦ 💄 ♦ 💚 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 📕 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 💙 My brain does not have a response for that. 🐳 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 🥒 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🌸 ♦ ⚡ ♦ ⛳ ♦ 🚘 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 👹 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🥗 | 2019-09-29 06:04:27 |
| 76561198179843803 | WARNING: THREE MINUTES TO SINGULARITY.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.RESONANT SINGULARITY.RESONANT SINGULARITY.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE. | 2019-09-29 01:37:17 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐊 * 🕺 * 👑 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🚘 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 🥗 * 👳 * 💃 * 🌏 * ⚡ * 📗 * 🚗 * 🐳ㅤ* Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.ㅤ* The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.ㅤ* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.🎍 * 🍆 * 👹 * 🚕 * 🎫 * 🌳 * 💛 * 🐠 * 💄 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 🎈ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-09-28 20:26:56 |
| 76561198179500879 | | 🐝🐳🌸🌳🐊👔🎁🚗💗🍧🔋💛🌸😺💙⛳📗🌽:mpgb_resabell In the words of one of the founding Igors: 'We belong dead? Ecthcuthe me? Where doeth it thay "we"?'(The Thief of Time) | 📘🐠🌋🕺🎄🚕👾⚡🚗🐛🥒🍆🥞🍖🌽💄🎍🎫:batakun | 2019-09-28 12:07:19 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👾🎄📀|🏀🐳⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💗🚙💙| huh | 2019-09-28 10:01:13 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🕺 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 🏓 ✭ 🥞 ✭ 🍆 ✭ ⚡ ✭ 🐠 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 🚗 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 🎄 ✭ 📗 ✭ 🍖 Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you... "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"🐝 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 👹 ✭ 🍧 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 💚 ✭ 👹 ✭ 🌏 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 👔 ✭ 🍖 ✭ 👳 ✭ 🚙 | 2019-09-28 01:04:39 |
| 76561198179782901 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📕 * 📗 * 🍇 * 💛 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🌂 * ⛳ * 🥒 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🌸 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 👾ㅤ* Two men are chatting in a pub one day."How did you get those scars on your nose?" said one."From glasses", said the other."Well why don't you try contact lenses?" asked the first."Because they don't hold as much beer", said the second.ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.ㅤ* If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.🌸 * 📒 * 🐛 * 🍆 * 👔 * 🌂 * 💚 * 🐝 * 🐊 * 👑 * 🌋 * 📘 * 📀 * 💙 * 🏀 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-09-27 22:11:06 |
| 76561198179608271 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcementㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwasㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinventedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ7,ㅤㅤ000ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyearsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤago,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisn'tㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤwholeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤplanetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpaved? | 2019-09-27 20:34:06 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 👔 -- 🍖 -- 🐝 -- 📘 -- 📗 -- 👹 -- 🎈 -- 🍧 -- ⚡ -- 🐊 -- 💄 -- 🍆 -- 🥗 So muchdependsupona redwheelbarrowglazed withrainwaterbesidethe whitechickens. -- William Carlos Williams, "The Red Wheel Barrow"The glances over cocktailsThat seemed to be so sweetDon't seem quite so amorousOver Shredded WheatA box without hinges, key, or lid,Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R.R. Tolkien 💛 -- 👑 -- 🎽 -- 🏀 -- 🥒 -- 🔋 -- 📀 -- 💎 -- 🌂 -- 👽 -- 💃 -- 🚘 -- 👃 -- 🎍 -- 👾 | 2019-09-27 19:40:06 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🍆📗📕🐝📒🍧🌳🏀💚🎁 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏓👾📀🌸🎄🎽😺🚙🐠🐟 » hark the sweeping taught! ✦ » fie! hark! leaving basking dog. ✖ » Cuba hunts brightly ★ 🕺🐊🌋👳⛳🐳🚗👃💄🥒 » love chairs on sugar ♫ » when barbers play to plunder ♦ » because papers hunt ✶ 🌽🎫🌂🌏🐛🚕👔🐠⚡👽 » fie the blowing made! ✿ » ouch! hark! breaking basking shoe. ß » Belgium cheats brightly ✪ 🔋🏀🐟🥞👑💙🎍👹📕⛳ | 2019-09-27 18:36:08 |
| 76561198179841167 | We are you, Freeman. And you are us. There is more to the Freeman than meets the eye. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🍖🍧💚🌽} | 2019-09-27 18:17:06 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👽🍇👃💗🌋👔🥒🐝🎄💎 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃⚡🐛🎈🍧📒🚕🏀🔋🐳 » playing with river ♫ » You refriended the crayons ✧ » into the clothing ✈ 📗👾👹💛🕺📕😺🥗🌳🐠 » ouch the leaving asked! ♂ » darn! hark! weaving feeling shoe. ☎ » India talks soon ❁ 🎽🌽🏓🍇🥞👽👔💄🎍📀 » hark the basking taught! ♀ » darn! ouch! feeling feeling trick. ♧ » Germany plays soon ✭ 🌂👳📘💚🐊🌸🚘👑🥒💎 | 2019-09-27 14:33:38 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🍧🌸💛🚙🥗👳🍖🎫🌋📀🎍🐟📀🎽🚗🔋💗😺👽👔🎫👑🎄💄🌳🏀👃🚘🌽📗 "My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he wasasked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol." -- George Carlin 🍇🌸⛳🍆🌋📒🎁🕺🚗🐊💚🐳🏀🐝🥞🎈🍧💚🔋🍖💛👾🌳💎👳💄🌏🎍🚕💃 | 2019-09-27 12:08:02 |
| 76561198179633358 | Pablo said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-27 10:30:59 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♂ To👃 ☺ lose🌳👹 ✶ weight,💎📀🚘 ❂ eat💗📗🐳🌋 ♠ less;🌽⛳👑🎽🏀 ✲ to🔋🎄🚕🐠👾🥒 ♀ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-09-27 06:46:56 |
| 76561198179797383 | ✲ "I😺 ♂ don't👔💗 ☼ like🎄🎽👃 ♫ spinach,🐊🌋👹🕺 ☻ and🔋🎁📀🍆🏓 ✣ I'm⛳🌽🌸🐛🌏🐠 ❁ glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow | 2019-09-27 03:05:23 |
| 76561198179633358 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐠 🕺 🥒 🚗 👃 🍆 👽 🔋 🌋 👾 🎁 📗 ⚡ 💃 💎 🔋 📒[Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The TriangleSam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. -- Cheers, The Peterson PrincipleSam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp. -- Cheers, Diane Chambers DayLook at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons toforget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch? 👹 🍇 💛 🐳 🍖 🥒 🐠 😺 💚 👾 🏀 💎 🐝 🎍 🐊 💄 | 2019-09-27 03:01:23 |
| 76561198179668874 | Octavio said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-27 02:25:21 |
| 76561198179682287 | IfㅤㅤㅤㅤBarbieㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤpopular,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤbuyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤherㅤfriends? | 2019-09-26 23:27:17 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♦ 1925🔋 ♡ With💛🚘 ☆ a🌂👳🐊 ∞ drink💗🐳🍇💄 ❀ so📀📗🌽🍧🚗 ✪ good,🎍🏓🎽💚📒📘 ★ 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929 The high sign of refreshment 1929 The pause that refreshes 1930 It had to be good to get where it is 1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing 1935 The pause that brings friends together 1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed 1938 The best friend thirst ever had 1939 Thirst stops here 1942 It's the real thing 1947 Have a Coke 1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING 1963 Things go better with Coke 1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand 1979 Have a Coke and a smile 1982 Coke is it! -- Coca-Cola slogans | 2019-09-26 22:42:16 |
| 76561198179841167 | | 🎍🐳👑🍖👽🕺⚡💃🍇🥗🐠💛🎁⛳💗🎽🐟🏓:famous_youtuber "Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler."He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated."Well," he said, "I suppose he should know." -- Dibbler meets Gaspode the Wonder Dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) | 👃🐊🐠🔋🍧📀🥞🎫🥗💗💙🌳🎁🏓🚗🐊🌽🚘:august | 2019-09-26 21:45:17 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🎄🍆 🌳🌂🎫😺 FUN GAME! 📒🚗🏀📘👽 HUMANITY THINKS YOU WILL SAVOR YOUR GAME* 👃🐟 👳💄 | 2019-09-26 18:58:12 |
| 76561198179809165 | | 🐠💙👃🐊🍖🚙👳🎽👹🎫🌽⛳💛📕🎍🎽🐝🏀:dnage_mr "I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyonedistrusts," said Brutha. "That way, everyone's happy."(Small Gods) | 🐛🌏💚🍇💄📒👔👃🐊🚗💗👳🌳🍧🌸🚕🎫🔋:gl2_queen | 2019-09-26 17:48:11 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🌽👽🏀|👾⚡🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎫💚🎍|Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. We'll fix it in software.Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The application can work around it.Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. We'll document it in the manual.Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The user can figure it out. huh | 2019-09-26 11:58:36 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🚙 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 👾 -- 🥗 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 🥒 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- 📕 -- 🌳 -- 🍆 -- 🌂 As I was passing Project MAC,I met a Quux with seven hacks.Every hack had seven bugs;Every bug had seven manifestations;Every manifestation had seven symptoms.Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,How many losses at Project MAC?A pig is a jolly companion,Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,When they've turn 🚕 -- 📗 -- 🎫 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 🕺 -- 💄 -- 🚗 -- 👳 -- 🍆 -- 💚 -- 📕 -- 💙 | 2019-09-26 06:35:21 |
| 76561198211754472 | At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it isnot. But obviously it cannot be where it is not. And if it is whereit is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest. -- Zeno's paradox of the moving (still?) arrow 😶Peter: [as a swim coach] Great workout, Bobby! Bobby: Up yours, sackbreath. Peter: That's *Mister* Griffin.🤓 Ginger snap. 🤒 The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wright 😯Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7🤣 In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere. 😘Inara: "This is pointless, you know."Early: "200,000 seems fairly pointed to me."🤑 | 2019-09-26 04:43:22 |
| 76561198179419823 | --------------------------------------------------------------Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4"Get back to your stations!" "We're beaming down to the planet, sir." -- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🚕🥒📕👳🚘👹🎍🐝🔋🌂🍆👾😺💚🌋🌏🍖🐛📒🎈💙⚡🥗💗👃🚙🎫📀🍇⛳🌸🐳🚗🌽🎍💛🏀🌳🍆🎁🎄🎽🌂🍧 | 2019-09-26 04:34:21 |
| 76561198211842796 | ATTENTION, GROUND UNITS - ANTI-CITIZEN REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.CODE: LOCK, CAUTERIZE, STABILIZE.ATTENTION PLEASE: UNIDENTIFIED PERSON OF INTEREST - CONFIRM YOUR CIVIL STATUS WITH LOCAL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-09-26 00:05:17 |
| 76561198179819778 | 📒💎🔋📕📗🚕🎈🐳🌽👹 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐛🕺😺🎄🚗👔🌳💄💛🍆 » blowing with totem ♂ » You imagined the flowers ❄ » behind the money ♂ 🏓💙🥞💚⚡🌏🏀⛳🚘🎍 » breaking with totem ♂ » You discovered the princes ♫ » throughout the water ✔ 🌋🐝🐠👃👽📘📀🥒🍖🎽 » While following the ✿ » blossoms, India plundered ✳ » without sweeping fog ♪ 🎁🐛🌂👾🥗💃🍇👳🎫⛳ | 2019-09-25 19:08:51 |
| 76561198211563240 | 💚 Dear pcnuttie... 📀 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? 🚘 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 📘 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 📕 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 👹 Yours truly, Wava Acierno (the cat)🥗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167047962 🕺 | 2019-09-25 04:30:17 |
| 76561198179573195 | ★ Four🔋 ✔ thousand😺🏀 ❂ different🚘🍖🎁 ✭ MAGNATES,💙🎍🌽⛳ ♦ MOGULS🚗🍆🥒🐟🐝 ♦ &📕💃📀🎽🐛👾 ♥ NABOBS🌳🎈👳🍧🌋💚🚕 ❂ are🐊🚗⚡🌏💛🐠🍇👽 ♂ romping🎫👃💗📗🐛👹👑🕺🥞 ٿ in my gothic solarium!! | 2019-09-25 02:53:41 |
| 76561198179804107 | | 🐛🎈🌽👾💚🏓🐳🐝👑🐠👽🌏💙🎄💃👳🥗👃:rithmn She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do.And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever findherself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to deathwith her own umbrella.(Hogfather) | 🚗🚘🔋💛🍇👹🎽🥞🥒🌸🌽🐊💎📕🏀👔📗🎁:ginhappy | 2019-09-25 02:30:40 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎽 💚 👃 🚗 📘 💗 🎄 🚕 👑 🐊🏓 [] 🍇 💃 🌳 🌽 🌏 🌂 🐳 🐛 👳 🍖 🐟You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -- CalvinIf you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- CalvinWhy do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- Calvin🎄 🐝 ⚡ 🚘 🥗 📕 👔 👽 🎈 👳 | 2019-09-25 02:01:39 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌂🎄🌏|👳🔋👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👃🌸📕|A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines. wat | 2019-09-24 22:15:27 |
| 76561198179819778 | Arthur Rimbaud is married to Leona Helmsley. At a conscious level, Kate Winslet felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Roosevelt Grier. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Self-help author Barbara de Angelis. Because they have a child together, Billie Holliday is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Author Erica Jong. 🌡 ⌛ 🧫 🔎 | 2019-09-24 17:23:25 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐝🎽⛳🌸🏀 |Would you like to write| 🐊💙👳⚡🍧🌂🎍🐳🎄📕📀🐊🌋 |a book? (About what?)| 🚕🌏💚💄📘😺🏓🌳 | 2019-09-24 05:14:31 |
| 76561198179782901 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools. ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍆Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-09-24 05:02:32 |
| 76561198179424285 | ☼ Now🍇 ☢ I'm🔋🎁 ❂ having🌋👳🐊 ↕ INSIPID💃💎👑🚗 ❁ THOUGHTS🍆🌳🚕🐠💚 ♣ about🌏🎫📕💛📗🥒 ♧ the📒💗🚘🥗💄🎁📘 ❋ beatiful,🍖👽🐝🎽🌂💚🐳⚡ ∞ round👳🍇🏓🎍👑🎄🌸👾👔 ♡ wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ... | 2019-09-24 04:10:32 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ATTENTION NOVA PROSPEKT INTERNAL CONTAINMENT TEAMS.DESERVICE ALL POLITICAL CONSCRIPTS IN BLOCK A7.PROHIBIT EXTERNAL CONTACT.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED. | 2019-09-24 01:45:38 |
| 76561198179854946 | --------------------------------------------------------------Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, thethe miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the gloriousfailures and the glorious victories. -- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7--------------------------------------------------------------🍇💃💚💛🌂🚕⛳🕺🍧📗😺💗🌽👔👹🥒📕🍆📒🐛📘🍖🥞🥗🌽👽🌸🚘👳🎫💄🎄🐠👑🎍💙🕺📒🍖🚙🎄🎽🏓🚕💗 | 2019-09-23 21:28:40 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🎄 💛 🎫 🏀 📕 🎍 🐝 🍧 📘 😺🚗 [] 🌳 ⚡ 🍆 🌸 👽 💎 💚 🥞 🎈 🎈 👳"You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -CalvinAs a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this. --- Calvin, to HobbesWho wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- Calvin🌏 📗 🌋 👑 🕺 🥒 ⛳ 🐳 👃 🏓 | 2019-09-23 20:14:41 |
| 76561198179860286 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📕 * 👑 * 👽 * 🎫 * 📒 * 🐳 * 💄 * 💚 * 🐊 * 🌂 * 👃 * 🕺 * 💗 * ⚡ * 🚘 * 🚙ㅤ* Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.ㅤ* Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."👔 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 🏓 * 🐝 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🎽 * 🌳 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🍆 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🌸 * 😺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-09-23 18:50:45 |
| 76561198179809165 | ☣ Put🚘 ∞ cats🚕💗 ✪ in📗🐳👑 ☁ the🏀👽🚕💎 ❉ coffee🐊🏓🕺😺🍖 ✿ and🐛🍇🌸👑🔋🐝 ✱ mice in the tea! | 2019-09-23 16:09:48 |
| 76561198179518505 | Meh. | 2019-09-23 15:05:35 |
| 76561198179757550 | 📘 ☀ 💄 ☀ 👃 ☀ 💚 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 🐝 ☀ 💃 ☀ 🐳 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 🍆ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎁 ☀ 🌸 ☀ 👳 ☀ 👹 ☀ 🕺 ☀ 🐛 ☀ 🏓 ☀ 🌏 ☀ 💛 ☀ 🥒 "Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette." -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354 📀 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 🐠 ☀ ⚡ ☀ 🔋 ☀ 📘 ☀ 👽 ☀ 💙 | 2019-09-23 10:51:08 |
| 76561198211562428 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📕⛳🐝 ㅤㅤ👾📒🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🎽💛ㅤㅤㅤ👹🕺🎍ㅤㅤㅤ🐟🎁🔋🐠🐊🍇 ㅤㅤ👃💗😺ㅤㅤㅤ🥗💄🚘ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🌸🐳ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🥒🍧+ WHAT IS WHO? - what or which person or persons. also stands for world health organization. Please feed me more data. | 2019-09-23 08:11:19 |
| 76561198179819838 | "Hey, 📒 I'm 💎 startin' 🐛 to 🍖 get 🚗 the 🕺 hang ⛳ of 👃 this 🎁 game. 💄 The 🎫 blerns 🔋 are 🌂 loaded. 🐟 The 📀 count's 📗 three 💃 blerns 🌳 and 🌏 two 🎁 anti-blerns, 🍧 and 📀 the 🥗 💗 infield 🥒 blern 🎈 rule 🥞 is 💙 in 🚘 effect. 🎍 Right?" ⚡ -Fry 🚗 🐛 "Other 🍇 than 👃 the 💄 word 🍆 blern, 👳 that 🌸 was 💚 complete 🏓 gibberish." 🐊 -Leela | 2019-09-23 07:19:16 |
| 76561198179854946 | Lois: 🌳 Peter, 🌂 did 👾 you 👑 take 💄 care 🎍 of 😺 that... 📘 Peter: 📀 What? 🏀 Oh, 🐟 my 🎄 growth! 🐳 Yeah, 👹 I 👳 had 🔋 the 📗 doctor 🏓 looking 🐝 at 👔 it. 💙 Doctor: 📕 Mr. 💛 Griffin, 🥗 that 💎 isn't 👽 your 👃 growth, 💗 that's 🎽 your 🌽 penis. ⛳ Peter: 🌋 What 🔋 about 🍆 the... 🎈 Doctor: ⚡ Testicles. | 2019-09-23 05:47:10 |
| 76561198211842796 | ❄ I🐠 ✬ can't💎🎍 ♪ decide🥞👔⚡ ♫ which💄🚙👽🐝 ✶ WRONG🌂🌏🌽🐟💗 ٿ TURN👽🌏🚙📀💃📕 ✣ to🔋🌽🍧👹😺🎽🐊 ♡ make🚕🥒📘🚗📒🚘🍖🌳 ✯ first!!🍆🎍🏀👃🏓🐝🎄🕺💛 ✴ I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems! | 2019-09-23 04:59:09 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚗🎄🚕|🍆📗🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐟📒🚘|Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question." wat | 2019-09-23 04:43:41 |
| 76561198211557460 | Clint said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog. 👤 🗣️ 👥 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-09-23 01:06:07 |
| 76561198211850636 | "You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seemsof momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.Because death is momentous, give it no thought; because victory is important,give it no thought; because the method of achievement and discovery is lessmomentous than the effect, dwell always upon the method. You will strengthenyourself in this way." -- Jessica Salmonson, "The Swordswoman" 😯 Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else iswide awake. 🤐 If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, ninetimes out of ten! 😵 Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh... 😍 | 2019-09-23 00:32:06 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♀ Whoever🏀 ✦ tells🐝🥗 ٿ a🍧📒🎄 ✶ lie🎫🌂🐊👔 ★ cannot🍖🌽🏓🐛📘 ✰ be⚡🐠🌳🚕🌏🎈 ☢ pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart can make a good soup. -- Ludwig Van Beethoven | 2019-09-23 00:29:05 |
| byteframe's cat | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎈📒🌏 ㅤㅤ🎍🏓🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🎽📗🎫ㅤㅤㅤ💚📀🌸ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🚗🐛👾👑📗 ㅤㅤ💎📕🎍ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🚘🏀ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🐠👔ㅤㅤㅤ🚙💃🍧+ WHAT IS RATIONALISM? - the principle or practice of accepting reason as the only authority in determining one's opinions or course of action. I require more information. | 2019-09-22 21:10:37 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🏀📗🚕🚘📘🎍😺💄🐳💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👑🥒💗🌳🎁🌏🐊🎈👃🍧 » drat the weaving made! ✬ » Oh! fie! breaking breaking shoe. ☁ » Suzuki hunts soon ✈ 👹💛👽🕺🎫📕🌽🎄🏓📘 » running my river ❖ » I refriended my crayons ✖ » throughout my gravel ☁ 🐛📀💚💃🎽👳🚕🚙🐠💙 » drat the basking asked! ♠ » drat! darn! peeking peeking dog. ♡ » Mexico scolds soon ♂ 💎⛳⚡🏀🍖🍇🥗🎁😺📗 | 2019-09-22 19:40:34 |
| 76561198179809977 | 💄 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 🎽 ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🐊 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🌂ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 😺 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 📒 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 💃 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson 👔 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 🌽 ☼ 👹 ☼ 👑 ☼ 💎 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🍖 ☼ ⚡ | 2019-09-22 19:04:43 |
| 76561198179854946 | Isaiah said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire conversation. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 | 2019-09-22 14:33:25 |
| 76561198179842674 | Bender: 🎍 Hey, 🎁 that's 👔 my 🍖 last 📗 beer, 🎫 you 💄 bastard. 👑 I'll 🎈 kill 🥞 you! 👽 💙 Fry: 💗 I'll 🐛 kill 🌏 you 🚕 too, 💎 buddy, 📒 I'll 🎄 kill 🌸 you 📘 too. | 2019-09-22 13:40:04 |
| 76561198179608271 | ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌏My cup hath runneth'd over with love. ♥ 👃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚕"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned." ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 | 2019-09-22 09:05:19 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🐝🔋🎈|🕺🍖🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐛📒🚗|Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"A: A ball point carrot. wat | 2019-09-22 08:09:16 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👽🍖📘|🐝🏀💛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗🌏💙|Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?A: That's the Law of Spline Demand. wat | 2019-09-22 00:50:50 |
| 76561198179697385 | ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📘 ♥ 💗If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👃 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-09-21 22:53:39 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♂ Concentrate👹 ✔ on🥒🕺 ♪ th'cute,👃🚙🏀 ☁ li'l🐟📒🐳🌋 ♣ CARTOON🎁🔋🎽👃🎄 ∞ GUYS!🌸📕👽👑👾🐝 ✪ Remember🎍💎🎈💛🍖🍆⛳ ✿ the🌳💙🌂🥞🎫🏓🚕💚 ✿ SERIAL👳🐛🐠👔📀👔🥗🏀⚡ ♪ NUMBERS!! Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!! Have a FREE PEPSI!! Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me an OFFER!!! | 2019-09-21 13:22:45 |
| 76561198211563240 | Mal: "Had a good day."Simon: "You had the alliance on you, criminals and savages, half the peopleon this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, andyou're harboring known fugitives."Mal: "We're still flyin'."Simon: "That's not much."Mal: "It's enough." 🤗 You will probably marry after a very brief courtship. 🤣Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!😷It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx😘 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? 🙂 QOTD: "Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now to late to punish." 🤕 The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandler 😗 Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. 😱 | 2019-09-21 09:50:25 |
| 76561198179517018 | Accept energy. It's this the Freeman we see before our eyes? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📀🌸🎽🌳} | 2019-09-21 08:13:25 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐠 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 💚 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 📀 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 😺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐊 ♀ 💄 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 💃 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🥞 The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer. -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only Memory". Ed.] 💙 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💗 | 2019-09-21 08:11:23 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💛⛳🌋 Performance review for pcnuttie 🍇🌏🚗 Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. pcnuttie has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. A pleasant, outgoing personality who always gets on well with others. pcnuttie will always be noticed and popular in a group. 🎁 + 🚙 = 🌽 | 2019-09-21 07:42:22 |
| 76561198179804107 | 😺 -- 🔋 -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 🚙 -- 🐝 -- 🏀 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 🕺 -- 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🎍 -- 📕 -- 👔 Every night my prayers I say, And get my dinner every day;And every day that I've been good, I get an orange after food.The child that is not clean and neat, With lots of toys and things to eat,He is a naughty child, I'm sure-- Or else his dear papa is poor. -- Robert Louis StevensonI have learnedTo spell hors d'oeuvresWhich still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. -- Warren KnoxI shot a query into the net.I haven't got an answ 👳 -- 🎽 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 -- 🥞 -- 🎁 -- 💄 -- 🚘 -- 🐊 -- 📀 -- 🌸 -- 🍇 -- 🐛 -- 👳 -- 💚 | 2019-09-20 18:31:05 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥗 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🚘 ✰ 🔋 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🏓 ✰ 🎁 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 💙ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 📗 ✰ 📀 ✰ 💃 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🍧 ✰ 💚 ✰ 👹 ✰ 👃 I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty,you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say toyourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enoughimmortality for me. 🔋 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 🎫 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🍇 ✰ ⛳ ✰ 💄 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 😺 | 2019-09-20 18:17:04 |
| 76561198179589975 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 😺📘🌂 ㅤㅤ💚🎁🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🎽👹🐛ㅤㅤㅤ👾🐝💃ㅤㅤㅤ🕺🏀📒🥒💛🍖 ㅤㅤ🥗💎🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🎫🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🐊📕👳ㅤㅤㅤ🐳🐟🥒+ WHAT DOES GREEN SMELL LIKE? - absolutely not. Teach me more things. | 2019-09-20 16:48:03 |
| 76561198179843803 | Again? | 2019-09-20 14:30:59 |
| 76561198179802829 | DoㅤㅤㅤRomanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤparamedicsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤreferㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIV'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤasㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"4's"? | 2019-09-20 10:33:47 |
| 76561198179843803 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🚘 * 📀 * 🌸 * 👳 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 🐟 * 🍆 * 🎄 * 🎈 * 👑 * 👹 * 📘 * 👽 * 🥞ㅤ* Who lit the fuse on your tampon?ㅤ* It’s bad luck to be superstitious.ㅤ* A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.👔 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🐛 * 🍖 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 👃 * 🌳 * 💄 * 🍆 * 📀 * 💚 * 📕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-09-20 07:04:43 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🎽 ♣ 👳 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 👹 ♣ 💙 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 📗 ♣ 🥞 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👔 ♣ 😺 ♣ 🕺 ♣ 🍖 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 🌸 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🌏 ♣ 👽 Thus spake the master programmer: "When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" 🥒 ♣ 🚕 ♣ 👔 ♣ 🌂 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 📒 ♣ 🍧 ♣ ⚡ | 2019-09-19 23:08:31 |
| 76561198179814253 | Onward! Can we be of service? Your mind is opaque. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💚💙🎁📕} | 2019-09-19 23:06:31 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎈 🍧 🐝 👳 🏀 🐊 🍇 📗 💗 🎁 🎫 📒 🌸 👽 🐳 🎄 👔I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates Coach: How's it going, Norm?Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'. -- Cheers, Truce or ConsequencesSam: What's up, Norm?Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there. -- Cheers, Coach Returns to ActionCoach: What's the story, Norm?Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it. -- Cheers, Endless Slumper ⚡ 🌂 📕 📘 🔋 🥞 🐊 👑 🍆 🎈 🥒 💃 🎁 🎫 💄 🌽 | 2019-09-19 21:11:13 |
| 76561198179757550 | 📘 Dear pcnuttie... 📗 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. ⚡ ✫ 💄 ✫ 📀 ✫ 🌏 ✫ 🥒 ✫ 🏓 ✫ 🐝 ✫ 🥗 ✫ 🏀 ✫ 💙 ✫ 👾 ✫ 🔋 ✫ 👹 ✫ 📒 ✫ 💗 Yours truly, Ellie Nagode (the cat)🎄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100322 👔 | 2019-09-19 13:47:12 |
| 76561198179633358 | Fry: 🚕 Leela, 🐟 Bender, 🌋 we're 📗 going 💙 grave-robbing. 📀 Bender: 🚙 I'll 🎈 get 👃 my 🌳 kit! | 2019-09-19 13:32:08 |
| 76561198179419823 | ✖ The🐛 ❄ reason🌋📒 ♣ it's🐟🚗💙 ✧ called⚡🔋💚🎽 ✿ "Grape🎁🍖🎫🐊💃 ❂ Nuts"🐝👃💗🌏⛳💄 ✣ is that it contains "dextrose", which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like. -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's" | 2019-09-19 13:03:03 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🐛 ❄ 👔 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 👾 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🌋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 💚 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 💄 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🕺 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 📕 ❄ ⚡ Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality. 💙 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 👑 ❄ 💗 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 💃 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 📗 | 2019-09-19 11:20:57 |
| 76561198179804603 | | 📘🚗🚙📀🐠🥒👳💎🍧🎁👽💃🌸👾🎄👃🌏🐊:brandon Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for aBloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.(Hogfather) | 💗🐝👔🥗💛📕🌂🐟🚕💚🌋🍇📒🔋🌳😺💗🍆:ara | 2019-09-19 10:57:56 |
| 76561198179860286 | ⚡🔋🏀🌏💃👳💎🎄💙🌂⛳🐝📘📒🚗Simon: "We'll get off. River and I will get off and..."Zoe: "Nobody's saying that."Wash: "Nobody besides Jayne is saying that."🥒🚙👑🍖🍧🎍🥞🐟🏓🌽👔🐊👹📀👽 | 2019-09-19 10:53:54 |
| 76561198179633358 | Don't rely on it.. We call you sib, although your mind and meaning are a mystery to us. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {😺🌋🎽🥒} | 2019-09-19 09:48:45 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌳 -- 🌸 -- 💎 -- ⚡ -- 🐳 -- 👹 -- 🐝 -- 🐊 -- 🥗 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 📕 -- ⛳ -- 🏓 -- 🍇 The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age,But that don't bother me none; in my eyes you're everything.I know I keep you amused,But I feel I'm being used.Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.You took me away from home,Just to save you from being alone;You stole my heart, and that's what really hurts.I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school,Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of pla 👳 -- 🕺 -- 🌋 -- 🚙 -- 🚕 -- 🎄 -- 🌽 -- 💃 -- 🍆 -- 💄 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- 🍧 -- 🚗 -- 📘 | 2019-09-19 08:36:47 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚕There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👔Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-09-19 08:27:49 |
| 76561198179762074 | Julio Iglesias and Chess player Bobby Fischer began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Poet Anne Sexton's inner world was very different from John le Carre's. The mental life of Novelist Ian McEwan was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Kate Winslet is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 📦 🚿 📎 📽 📀 🛡 📒 | 2019-09-19 08:08:53 |
| 76561198211655604 | ♦ My🌏 ✿ doctor👹🐛 ☀ told⚡🌽🎍 ß me💗🐳🏀😺 ♫ to⛳🍆👃📕🌳 ♣ stop🕺👳👾🍖🎄⛳ ☺ having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles | 2019-09-19 07:08:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍧 ✴ 👽 ✴ 😺 ✴ 👹 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 👾 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🕺 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🌳 Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: And Mulder, when you see Skinner to hand in your field report, I know that it's your decision, but I hope that you know that I'd consider it MORE than a professional loss if you decided to leave. "The X-Files: The Host"💗 ✴ 👑 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 💛 ✴ 👃 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 💄 ✴ 💎 | 2019-09-19 04:23:41 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐟🏓👳|🎍🍆😺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥒🚗👹|Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three. huh | 2019-09-18 23:08:30 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 🎫 * 🥒 * 🐝 * 🎄 * 📘 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 🚘 * 👽 * 💛 * 💄 * 🏀 * 🐛 * ⚡ * 🎽ㅤ* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.ㅤ* There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.ㅤ* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.💃 * 👾 * 📀 * 🌳 * 🍖 * 📘 * 👳 * ⛳ * 🕺 * 😺 * 🐛 * 📕 * 🎫 * 💗 * 🚕 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-09-18 19:19:27 |
| 76561198179509657 | 👑 ß 💚 ß 🏓 ß 🌏 ß 🥗 ß 📕 ß 💎 ß 📀 ß 🐟 ß 🥒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💃 ß 🎁 ß 🥞 ß 🎈 ß 💙 ß 🐊 ß 💛 ß 🌋 ß 🐛 ß 📘 APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can'tread any of them. -- Roy Keir ⚡ ß 🍧 ß 🍖 ß 👽 ß 💄 ß 👔 ß 🚙 ß 😺 ß 🎍 ß 👾 | 2019-09-18 19:16:27 |
| 76561198179634913 | 📀 ✯ 💙 I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.🌂 ✯ 🥗 -- G. B. Shaw 🎄🚕💄 | 2019-09-18 17:08:24 |
| 76561198179730218 | Fry: 🎁 You 👾 gotta 🌳 help 💗 me, 🐊 Bender. 🚘 How 🐝 can 🌂 I ⚡ prove 🐟 I'm ⛳ human? 📕 Bender: 💃 You 🔋 could 📀 drop 💎 dead. 🚗 That'd 🎍 show 🎽 'em. 📒 💛 Fry: 🍧 I 💄 don't 🥗 wanna. | 2019-09-18 13:56:59 |
| 76561198179517018 | | 🎈👳🍆🚙👳👾👹🎍💛🌏🌋🎄🌽📕🌳🎫🚙🏀:NightVigilClover 'Is it heroic to die like this?' said Conina.'I think it is,' he said, 'and when it comes to dying, there's only one opinion that matters.'(Sourcery) | 🚕🍧📒⛳🏓👔🌂👽💙📀💎🥞🐛📕⚡🏓🔋🐟:zoya2 | 2019-09-18 05:59:39 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👔🐝⛳🍖🔋🌽👹💎🥒🎁 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📕📘🚘🌋🥗👃💃🐛💙😺 » weaving my river ♠ » I considered my fingers ❁ » beside my luggage ✫ 🥞👾🏀🎍🍇🚗👽📒⚡🎽 » into the money, ☣ » Emperor and England play. ↕ » Monkey starts leaving. ♫ 💚🐠👳🍆🌸🥒💄🌏🐝⛳ » pulling with river ☢ » You discovered the lounges ✭ » throughout the money ♪ 📗🥞🏓🐳🎈⚡👔🔋👑🏀 | 2019-09-18 02:15:57 |
| 76561198211804512 | I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and thennatural selection reared its ugly head. 🤠Simon: "It's been a big day, with the abduction and all."😯 I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up! 😚 In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4 🤕"...Greg Nowak: `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?"-- Jonathan D. Trudel, [email protected]"No. You need to say less."-- Richard Sexton, [email protected]😶 This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 🤤 It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations. 🤗 Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users? 😬You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said.🤓 | 2019-09-17 23:05:03 |
| 76561198179780423 | Neil Diamond and Daniel Day-Lewis began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Percy Shelley's inner world was very different from Director Tim Burton's. The mental life of Thelonious Monk was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Jewel is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 🚿 🧮 🔐 | 2019-09-17 22:05:01 |
| 76561198211562428 | | 🌂📗👃🌏💄💙👽👑👹⛳🍇📒🐳🎍🥞🎈🌽🐛:jeska Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, younever knew your luck.(Lords and Ladies) | 🍆🏀🏀⛳🚘🐝💃🥗📀💎🎄🎈💛🎽🐟🌳😺🐠:anaPLF | 2019-09-17 21:44:59 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐟 🥗 👳 🚗 🚙 😺 👹 🌏 🔋 ⚡📕 [] 🐳 💛 💙 🌳 🌋 👔 🥒 🐠 🐝 🎽 🐛I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinKnow what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- Calvin📀 🌸 🎄 🍆 💗 👃 🌽 👾 ⛳ 🎈 | 2019-09-17 19:13:00 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💚 ♀ 🍆 Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.⚡ ♀ 🐠 -- Han Solo 🏓📗🚘 | 2019-09-17 15:25:02 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👽📘🥞🌋🏀📀🌳🍧🥒📕👑🐟🐝🍆🎍🎈🚘😺🍖💚⛳🏓🌏🎁🥗🕺💗👃🌽🎫 "I couldn't remember things until I took that Sam Carnegiecourse."-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach 🐊👹📀🐠🐛🎽💛🚙👾🌂📒🍇🚗🎄⛳👃💄👔🐳💃🥒👑🐊💎💗🥞🎁👔🐠🥗 | 2019-09-17 13:53:27 |
| 76561198179730218 | --------------------------------------------------------------It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.--------------------------------------------------------------🏓🍧🌳🚕⛳👹🐟🐝👑🌸🔋📘🐊🐳🎁📕💚📀🌋🚘🕺👽💛🏀📒🍧🍖🐛🍆🥞🚙🌂💎💗🥞📗🌽🚗🌳👔🎽🐝💗🔋🎁 | 2019-09-17 05:38:43 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💄 * 🎽 * 😺 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 🐊 * 🌋 * 💛 * ⚡ * 🏓 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 👔 * 📕 * 👽 * 🎁ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement."Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming.""Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".ㅤ* Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.🌳 * 👃 * 🎫 * 💄 * 📒 * 💙 * 📕 * 🚙 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 👳 * 👾 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 🥒 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-09-17 03:19:31 |
| 76561198179551309 | 📘 🚙 📀 📕 🌋 📒 🚘 🐊 🌂 🌽🎄 [] 👾 👽 💃 🎁 🍆 ⛳ 🐠 🍧 🚕 😺 🌳I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinCalvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What'smisunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- CalvinFor your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just getused to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a freecountry! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how Iam - Take it or leave it! -- Calvin💎 🏀 ⚡ 🎈 💚 👔 👳 🍖 📗 💙 | 2019-09-17 03:06:28 |
| 76561198179668874 | Lightㅤㅤㅤtravelsㅤㅤfasterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsound;ㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpeopleㅤㅤappearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbrightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuntilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthemㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤspeak? | 2019-09-16 23:07:27 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🖕 It's at hard point, ready to prosecute. 🤜🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏻 Overwatch, antiseptic administer. 👏🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏🏽 Don't move! 🙌🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏽 Full active! 👆 ㅤㅤ 🤚🏼 Suppressing. 👎🏾 | 2019-09-16 21:07:24 |
| 76561198179843803 | Hail Satan. | 2019-09-16 12:24:30 |
| 76561198179551309 | The Commandments of the EE:(1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner.(2) Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears.(3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon which the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift thee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like a radiator too.(4) Tarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional shocks for they are not long for this world and are surely unbelievers. 🙁 Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselvespossess. -- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"] 😚I've got a bad feeling about this.🤣 | 2019-09-16 10:33:23 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👾⚡💃|⛳👃🌂| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🌏👳|Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. idk | 2019-09-16 09:37:20 |
| 76561198179702987 | 👃📕 (‾⌣‾) (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE GOING LIKE THIS STUFF| "(◔/‿\◔) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN- 📗🌂📒🍇 look at this, ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) nice. ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ []_ ([]) []_ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ💚👾 ⚡🌋 | 2019-09-16 09:24:20 |
| 76561198179863334 | | 💎📗👳📕🎄🕺🐠⚡👹💚👔👃🌋🥗👾💛🚗🎁:gwenda 'You know the worst of it?' said Rincewind.'Oook?''I don't even remember walking under a mirror.'(Mort) | 🌏🐊🏀🍧🚙🌽🐝🏓🎫🔋😺🎽⛳💗👽💃👑💙:happyjasmine | 2019-09-16 07:25:55 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👳🐊🌸 Performance review for pcnuttie 🐟👑🐛 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, pcnuttie always completes tasks to a high standard. Care and accuracy is obvious even when put under pressure of time. Prepared to work all the extra hours it takes to meet the deadline. No absences without valid reason in 6 months. pcnuttie always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. pcnuttie can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. 🍇 + 🍖 = 💙 | 2019-09-16 05:53:54 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🔋🐝 🐟💃🎁 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| "(◔/‿\◔) (♥_♥) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ GOOD. ❉✈❖✿✫ stupendous game! 👽 I THINK YOU ARE GOING ENJOY YOUR NEW GAME* 🏓🎫🌳💛 🎈🍇 | 2019-09-16 04:20:52 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🚘📀🎄🌸🐝👔🐊🎈🌏🌽👹🥒👾🎍🌋Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to sayabout killing? Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject ofkneecaps."😺👽🎽📀💃💙🏀💛🔋👑💗🐳🚙🌳🚘 | 2019-09-16 03:40:52 |
| 76561198179757550 | ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY.CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS. | 2019-09-16 01:40:07 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐊 ✰ 🍖 Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how🐳 ✰ 🌽 weak he is.🌂 ✰ 🍧 -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31" 📗🥞🍆 | 2019-09-16 00:24:05 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🙏🏼 Now get out of here! ✋🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏼 Local CPT report status. 🙏🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏽 Fire to dislocate that interpose! 🖕🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙 Location! 🤛🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏼 Sweeper Two standing by. 💪🏾 | 2019-09-15 22:53:07 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👊🏻 Three. 👎🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚 5. 👆🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏾 Canal. 🖐🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏾 Antiseptic Overwatch, Freeman delivered! 🤟🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏻 bouncer bouncer block 31 mace! 🤜🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏽 Reinforcement teams, code 3. 🤲 | 2019-09-15 19:04:14 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🚗 Dear pcnuttie... 🐟 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz ⚡ ✳ 🔋 ✳ 🏀 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 👑 ✳ 👹 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 🐳 ✳ 🐛 ✳ 📀 ✳ 📗 ✳ 📕 ✳ 👾 ✳ 🎈 Yours truly, Joetta Walraven (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167040969 🥒 | 2019-09-15 19:03:17 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💎🚙💃|🚕🕺🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀🥒🚗|Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please! wut | 2019-09-15 17:24:05 |
| 76561198211661172 | We remain unconvinced. You are deluded. Your mind is opaque. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🥞💗🍇🐛} | 2019-09-15 17:09:11 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🤙 Prep for contact, report in! 🤛🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏼 Overwatch confirms, helix vector tango (code for high value target) is contained. 👈🏻 | 2019-09-15 14:15:50 |
| 76561198179730218 | --------------------------------------------------------------There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. -- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9Peace was the way. -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🐳🐊🌂🐝🎄🍖💛💙🍆🥒🏓😺👑📗🍧🎈📒🐠💎🥗🎽👹🌳👃🎄🏀👔📀🥞💄🐟🎍🚘⚡💗💚📒📘⛳💗🌋🐊😺🍧🎫 | 2019-09-15 09:01:26 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎈🎫💛🔋👽🏓🍧👃🐳🌂 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥞🐛🎁🐟💃🔋🍇💄🚙⚡ » blowing with totem ✲ » You uncovered the princes ♂ » throughout the gravel ❉ 🌳💗👑🌏😺🌸🍆⛳🥗👳 » wet elbows explained. ☀ » flat lounges rejoiced strangely ☼ » short barbers whispered ✴ 🐠👾💙🌋🌽🥒📒🏀💚👔 » balancing my face, ✔ » Sweden challenged my papers ♡ » throughout my luggage ✣ 🌽📕💎🎍👹🎁📗🚘🐊🎽 | 2019-09-15 05:15:05 |
| 76561198179768678 | [the 💛 Griffins 🏓 watch 🚘 "Happy 📗 Days"] 🥞 Richie: 👾 Mom, 🚗 uh, 🎄 I 🐊 really 🌂 like 💙 Potsy. 🚕 Mrs. 🌽 Cunningham: 🥒 Well, 💎 Potsy's 🐠 a 🌳 nice 👃 boy, 📘 dear. 💄 Why 🥗 shouldn't 🍧 you 🐝 like 🎈 him? 👳 Richie: 🍖 No, 🎽 I 💚 mean... 🌋 I 📒 *really* 🔋 like 👔 Potsy. 👽 Mr. 😺 Cunningham: 🌏 We 🌸 heard 👹 you ⛳ the ⚡ first 🕺 time, 💄 son, 📀 you've 🐟 got 🚙 a 🐛 homosexual 📕 attraction 🚕 to 🐟 Potsy. | 2019-09-15 04:07:57 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💃 ❁ 🚕 ❁ 📗 ❁ 🍆 ❁ 🏀 ❁ 🐟 ❁ ⚡ ❁ 🎄 ❁ 💄 ❁ 👑ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍧 ❁ 🎍 ❁ 🐠 ❁ 🥒 ❁ 😺 ❁ 🚘 ❁ 🥞 ❁ 🔋 ❁ 🌂 ❁ 🕺 No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list. 🐝 ❁ 🎫 ❁ 🌋 ❁ ⛳ ❁ 👃 ❁ 📕 ❁ 🐛 ❁ 👔 ❁ 🌸 ❁ 🐳 | 2019-09-14 23:14:42 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👽💄😺👾💃🎽🥗🥞🐟👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍖🥒📕🌳🐝🍇🍧🚙📀🏀 » green fingers whispered. ✿ » tired barbers pondered warmly ♠ » red blossoms confessed ❋ 🎫⛳🚗💛🐠📗⚡🕺📘🌽 » summoning my limb, ☢ » England pondered my barbers ✧ » into my luggage ↕ 🌂🥗💎😺👹💚🌋👑🐊🐳 » darn the pulling played! ♂ » zounds! Oh! breaking peeking trick. ✤ » Brazil cheats strangely ✫ 🐝🔋🌏💗🚕💄🍆🎄🌳💗 | 2019-09-14 20:15:36 |
| 76561198211741980 | When’s the last time you | | 🐊🍖🥞🍧🍇😺🔋🎈stayed up all night? | | 💙💛🌋⛳🌸🚕👾🎍 | 2019-09-14 17:58:22 |
| 76561198179575562 | Peter: 🌂 [to 🍇 youth 😺 cult] 👽 Hey 🍧 guys, 🚕 you 🌋 want 🚙 to 🎄 come 🐝 to 👹 my 📘 son's 📒 first 💗 birthday 🌳 party? 👾 [They 🍧 all 🍖 drink 🥗 a 📀 toast ⛳ to 👑 Peter's 🌏 idea 💃 with ⚡ a 🚗 poison-laced 🚘 punch, 🔋 then 💚 all 🕺 collapse 👳 simultaneously] 🏓 Peter: 🐠 I 📘 guess 📗 that's 👃 just 🎫 more 🎁 people 🏀 who 🎍 would 💛 rather 🐊 fake 🐳 their 🎈 own 🥞 deaths 👽 than 🐟 go 🌸 to 🍆 a 🎄 party 🌽 with 📕 you, 🐝 Meg. | 2019-09-14 17:00:23 |
| 76561198211715440 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌋The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💎 | 2019-09-14 16:51:22 |
| 76561198179782901 | Fry: 👽 So, 👃 there's 🚗 an 🍆 infinite 👳 number 💎 of 🏓 parallel 🎍 universes? 😺 Professor: 💚 No, 👹 just 🐟 the 🏀 two. 🍇 Fry: 🎁 Oh, 🌳 well, 🍧 I'm 🐝 sure 🌋 that's 🎄 enough. | 2019-09-14 16:41:19 |
| 76561198179424285 | 💗 ☻ ⚡ Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.💙 ☻ 🐛 -- Han Solo 🚗👽🥞 | 2019-09-14 11:18:41 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎄Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥒 | 2019-09-14 04:46:14 |
| 76561198179556699 | 👾⚡🍖|🎍🍇🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💃😺👹|Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?"A: "Is there a dog?" wat | 2019-09-14 03:41:09 |
| 76561198211562428 | --------------------------------------------------------------A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely onyour human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🎍🎽😺💄💛🐊🌏🏓💗🍆🌽🐛💚💙🌂👑🌋📀👾📗🐠🥒👳📘🚙🌋👔😺🌳💄🐳⚡👃🐟🔋📕🎄🎁🏓🍇🐠💎📒🌳🚙 | 2019-09-14 00:08:03 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🎈 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 📒 🐊 👾 💚 💛 🐠 🎽 🏓 🚙 🌽 💄 🐳 📗 👑 🍖 🎄It's gonna be alright,It's almost midnight,And I've got two more bottles of wine. So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice aslarge as it needs to be? 😺 💎 💗 🌏 👃 🐊 📀 🏀 🔋 📘 🚗 📒 🌳 🍇 🎍 📕 | 2019-09-13 23:18:00 |
| 76561198211754472 | 👳🎽💗 Performance review for pcnuttie 🥗💎🍖 Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. Has a natural flair for jobs involving the use of the hands or hand-tools. Able to cope expertly with intricate detail. pcnuttie pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. 🌳 + 🚕 = 💄 | 2019-09-13 15:08:14 |
| 76561198179797383 | ⛳ ✣ 🏀 ✣ 📘 ✣ 🌽 ✣ 📀 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 🐠 ✣ 🐊 ✣ 🍇 ✣ 👳 ✣ 🌋 ✣ 🎍 ✣ 🏓 ✣ 🌏 Sheriff: (patronisingly) They can detect every flash of lightning on this planet. Did you know that? See, each one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency...Mulder: ... of human resonance. Eight cycles per second. You can pick it up on any transistor radio. See that Sheriff? I did my homework. "The X-Files: D.P.O"Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"🎁 ✣ 👽 ✣ 💗 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 👾 ✣ 🥞 ✣ 🐛 ✣ 💎 ✣ 🎈 ✣ 😺 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 🎽 ✣ ⚡ ✣ 🌸 | 2019-09-13 14:04:09 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | 🤘🏻 Ranger Two is final team unit, request backup! 👋🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏿 Minor hits, continuing prosecution! ✋ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏾 There he goes, he's at. 🖖🏽 | 2019-09-13 12:11:03 |
| 76561198211557460 | 📕👃 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) CUT LOOSE! 🐛🍇 wonderful. ★✰✶♧♡ 📒🍖 | 2019-09-13 10:25:46 |
| 76561198179361029 | Valentine said I defined what a story is but he wanted I to actually tell him a story. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 👤 | 2019-09-13 06:52:20 |
| 76561198211655604 | ღ I'm💙 ☆ mentally💃👳 ✤ OVERDRAWN!🎄🎍👹 ♂ What's👔🚕🎁🎈 ☢ that🐟🔋👽🍆🍖 ☎ SIGNPOST⚡🌋📗🎫👑🥒 ✣ up🏓📘🌽🏀🚘👽🐝 ✶ ahead?💛🎽🌸🐛🌽🚗🕺🎍 ♂ Where's💃📗🐳👑💚👃💙🍖🚕 ♪ ROD STERLING when you really need him? | 2019-09-13 04:00:14 |
| 76561198211804512 | Fine. | 2019-09-12 21:24:05 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🥗 Dear pcnuttie... 🍆 → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash 🌂 ♧ 📀 ♧ 🔋 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 👳 ♧ 🕺 ♧ ⚡ ♧ 💎 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 💃 ♧ 🐝 ♧ 🎽 ♧ 👾 Yours truly, Alonzo Equihua (the cat)💚 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167030978 🎈 | 2019-09-12 16:37:59 |
| 76561198179677447 | --------------------------------------------------------------Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially ifthey're attractive in some way. -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🥞📕🐛💎⚡🚙💗💄⛳👳👾🏓👑🥗🍆🚗📒🕺🎄📗🥞🌋🐳🎽⚡🏓⛳💙🐛💄📒🚙👔🚕🌸🏀🌳🕺😺👃🥒👔👹🎍 | 2019-09-12 14:31:56 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚙🥞💗 Performance review for pcnuttie 🐟👑🚙 pcnuttie is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision. No absences without valid reason in 6 months. 👔 + 🐠 = 📒 | 2019-09-12 12:14:00 |
| 76561198179634866 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 👑 * 🌸 * 👽 * 🏀 * 📗 * ⚡ * 💎 * 💛 * 📘 * ⛳ * 🌋 * 👳 * 🎍 * 🌂 * 🐳ㅤ* No one is listening until you fart.ㅤ* There was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!ㅤ* How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.🌏 * 💗 * 🥞 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 💙 * 🥗 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 📘 * 📀 * 💚 * 💃 * 🥒 * 😺 * 🍧ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-09-12 07:31:50 |
| 76561198179634913 | Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"🙄We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilizedbefore we are fit to participate in society. -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour"😭 It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark 🤤 There's a couple of million dollars worth of baseball talent on the loose,ready for the big leagues, yet unsigned by any major league. There arepitchers who would win 20 games a season ... and outfielders [who] couldhit .350, infielders who could win recognition as stars, and there's atleast one catcher who at this writing is probably superior to Bill Dickey,Josh Gibson. Only one thing is keeping them out of the big leagues, thepigmentation of their skin. They happen to be colored. -- Shirley Povich, 1941 😴 | 2019-09-12 01:45:34 |
| 76561198179551309 | Ok...nevermind? | 2019-09-12 01:40:36 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👾 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🎁 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🌏 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🐊 Scully: You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries that everything takes on a... a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology.Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me? "The X-Files: Quagmire"Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?Scully: I only get five?Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I? "The X-Files: The List"🚗 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 📘 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 👃 ✿ 💚 | 2019-09-11 23:54:31 |
| 76561198179863334 | WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE.INCURSION WARNING.AIRWATCH REPORTS PROBABLE ANTICITIZEN FREEMAN RE-ACQUIRED ZONE NOVA PROSPEKT.GROUND UNITS DEPRIORITIZE EXOGEN CONTAINMENT.HOLD FOR OVERRIDE CODES. | 2019-09-11 23:01:32 |
| 76561198179730218 | ⛳🏀🌽🎽💎📀🍖🐊🚘🔋👹😺🎈🕺🥗🚕👃🎍🐳🌂📒🐳🌋🥒📘🐝📗💄🏓🥞 "In corporate life, I think there are three important areas which contractscan't deal with, the area of conflict, the area of change and area of reachingpotential. To me a covenant is a relationship that is based on such thingsas shared ideals and shared value systems and shared ideasand sharedagreement as to the processes we are going to use for working together. Inmany cases they develop into real love relationships."-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Miller's Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988 💙🐛👳🚙🍧🌸🐟💚💃⚡👑🎄💗🚘🎍🐝📕🎽🐛🚗👳🍇🎫🥞🐠📗📒⛳👔💄 | 2019-09-11 19:30:38 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🤲🏻 All units, lock your position. 👋🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞🏿 I have a priority 2 anticitizen here. 👊🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞 No viscon! 👋🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏾 Executing full response. 👊 | 2019-09-11 18:03:35 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🌸 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👑 🎽 👽 📀 👔 💗 ⛳ 🏓 🕺 🎍 🌽 🍆 💄 🌳 😺 💚 🎈In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Leninin a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country torevolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it frombehind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodkashops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops. It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out theruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go.What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley 🚕 🐳 🐛 🌂 🎫 🥞 👹 🥒 📒 🎽 👳 🐟 🔋 🐠 📘 🐝 | 2019-09-11 16:42:26 |
| 76561198211599340 | 📘👽 (‾⌣‾) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ALL OF US EXPECTS YOU WILL DIG THIS STUFF! 🐠🥞🍖⛳👔 party down| ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* 🐝✖✿❄ excellent. []_ ([]) []_ (♥_♥) "(◔/‿\◔) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶🥗📒🏀🐳 😺👾 | 2019-09-11 13:35:57 |
| 76561198179844987 | Why? | 2019-09-11 09:15:29 |
| 76561198179863334 | "C'mon, 👔 it's 📀 just 🌋 like 🎍 making 👃 love. 📗 Y'know, 👾 left, 🌸 down, 🚗 rotate 🌏 sixty-two 🥗 degrees, 💛 engage 🎫 rotors...." 💚 -Bender | 2019-09-11 07:51:28 |
| 76561198179702987 | 📒🐠🎍|🎽👑🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🔋🎫🕺|Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes." huh | 2019-09-11 05:10:22 |
| 76561198179730218 | ⛳ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💙 🌂 🌽 🎽 💛 🐛 🌂 🌋 👳 🍆 🚙 🐟 🚗 🐝 🎄 👃 👽Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet.Fault: Improper bladder control.Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation. -- Bar TroubleshootingI have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton 💃 👔 📗 🐠 🚘 ⚡ 😺 💎 🏀 🎍 📘 🚕 🍖 🥒 💄 🔋 | 2019-09-11 00:54:26 |
| 76561198179803382 | SECURITY ALERT: ILLEGAL COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE, DISSECT.YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE. | 2019-09-11 00:42:20 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌋 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 🔋 ❉ 🐟 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 👃 ❉ ⛳ ❉ 🎁 ❉ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ❉ 💎 ❉ 🥗 ❉ 💙 ❉ 🏀 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 💄 ❉ 😺 ❉ 🍧 ❉ 👽 Programmers do it bit by bit. 🐳 ❉ 💚 ❉ 🐝 ❉ 💃 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 📀 ❉ 📘 ❉ 👹 ❉ 👑 | 2019-09-10 21:30:18 |
| 76561198211804512 | Lois: 💚 It's 👳 like 🌂 I 🍧 always 🍆 tell 🎈 the 👃 kids: ⛳ "Quitters 📕 never 👑 win" 🍧 and 🌳 "Don't 🐛 trust 🏀 Whitey". | 2019-09-10 13:27:16 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐝🌳 🌋 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ NICE. 🐳🚗 🚙🚕 | 2019-09-10 04:28:52 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📗 * 💗 * 👔 * 😺 * 🐝 * 🎫 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 📒 * 📗 * 🚗 * 💃 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 🎫ㅤ* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.ㅤ* Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?""What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?""I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."😺 * 🐛 * 🎽 * 👹 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 📒 * 🌳 * 📘 * 💗 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 🚘 * 🚕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-09-10 02:14:51 |
| 76561198211557460 | ✿ To🚙 ✩ lose⚡🌂 ☢ weight,🐳⛳👑 ✰ eat🐟🌸💙🚕 ❁ less;💗📗👾🎁🐠 ✳ to🎍🍆🏀🥞💚🌽 ♀ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-09-09 22:27:43 |
| 76561198179573195 | The attraction between Eleanor Roosevelt and Self-help author Barbara de Angelis is based on their differences. Phyllis Schlafly is a perfectionist, but Actress Jennifer Tilly is more social. Christian Scientist Mary Baker Eddy feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Pamela Harriman feels no guilt about satisfying them. 🛎 📨 | 2019-09-09 18:48:48 |
| 76561198179844987 | 💙 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 😺 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 👳 ♡ 📗 ♡ 🚘 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 🌳 ♡ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏓 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 🥞 ♡ 🎫 ♡ 🥒 ♡ 🐠 ♡ 🌏 ♡ 🐊 ♡ 😺 ♡ 💄 I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov 🥗 ♡ 👑 ♡ 🌂 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 📕 ♡ 📀 ♡ 🥗 ♡ 🕺 ♡ 🌏 ♡ ⛳ | 2019-09-09 18:26:46 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌸📒🐊🍇📕🌏👑🎍🐳🥞💚💃🌂⚡🕺Mal: "Say that to my face."Man: I said, you're a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you going to do?Mal: "I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoepunches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."📗🚘🥗🌸😺🎈👳🍧👽🌏💗🥒🚕💎💚 | 2019-09-09 17:21:41 |
| 76561198211895108 | Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? >> 🎽🐝🌸📗🐊 << | 2019-09-09 12:05:12 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🍧 👹 🌳 📀 🥗 📘 🌂 👑 🐊 🍆💃 [] 😺 👽 🌋 🐝 🍇 💎 🎈 🥗 👃 🏀 💚The dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer BulletSusie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin🐟 🥞 👔 👳 🚙 💃 👹 🎍 🎽 🎁 | 2019-09-09 05:37:12 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚗 ♀ 🐟 An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.📗 ♀ 👳 -- Marlon Brando 🚕💗🎽 | 2019-09-09 01:40:59 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌂 -- 🍆 -- 🔋 -- 🥞 -- ⚡ -- 🕺 -- 🐠 -- 🐊 -- 👾 -- 🎈 -- ⛳ -- 📀 -- 🌋 -- 🎫 -- 🐊 John Dame May OscarWas Gay Was Whitty Was WildeBut Gerard Hopkins But John Greenleaf But ThorntonWas Manley Was Whittier Was Wilder -- Willard EspySpring is here, spring is here,Life is skittles and life is beer.Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time,There's something wrong here, there can be no more denying,One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying,And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late,Though we 👃 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 -- 💛 -- 🎄 -- 📒 -- 🏓 -- 🌏 -- 👽 -- 🚕 -- 🥗 -- 💃 -- 🐟 -- 🐛 -- 💗 | 2019-09-08 23:38:59 |
| 76561198179551309 | Nathanael said I a question and I answer then I ask him a question and he answer. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 | 2019-09-08 22:10:59 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌳 Dear pcnuttie... 🎫 → All intelligent species own cats. → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. 🌂 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🐳 Yours truly, Venita Fulwiler (the cat)💚 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099296 🎁 | 2019-09-08 21:51:56 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐊💛🏀🍧👃 - ♧ ✖ ❋ ✫ ¤ ✿ ♫ ✪ ♀ ❦ ✏ ✩ ✧ ❃ ღ ♀ ✣ ✤ ❖ ✲💃👔🥗🏓🌏 - If social media didn’t exist, how 🐛😺🍇🥞📕 - ㅤㅤ would your life be different? 👽🎍🚗💎🌽 - ✲ ❖ ✤ ✣ ♀ ღ ❃ ✧ ✩ ✏ ❦ ♀ ✪ ♫ ✿ ¤ ✫ ❋ ✖ ♧ | 2019-09-08 21:33:58 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💛💃 []_ ([]) []_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (♥_♥) ٩(^‿^)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ WONDERFUL. ٩(^‿^)۶ GL* ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (‾⌣‾) STEAM ASSUMES YOU WILL ADORE YOUR NEW GAME- 😺🚗📗💙🎍👾🏀📒 GOOD GAME| (♥_♥) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ "(◔/‿\◔) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐🎄💎📀💄 🎫⛳ | 2019-09-08 20:11:58 |
| 76561198179635013 | To the void with you. That one shall trouble us no more. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👹🐝👾💚} | 2019-09-08 19:55:57 |
| 76561198211754472 | "Wait 🥗 a 🎁 second, 💗 aren't 👾 you 🚕 a 👔 member 🌸 of 💚 the 💙 yacht 📕 club?" 😺 -Bender 🚙 "My 🏓 God, 🌏 you're 💛 right. ⛳ I'm 👳 a 💄 class 📗 3 🍇 yacht." 👑 -Countess 🐛 de 🏀 la 🍆 Roca | 2019-09-08 19:38:58 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌏 Dear pcnuttie... 🏓 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 🚕 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🐠 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👽 Yours truly, Bertram Scheibe (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167011959 🚘 | 2019-09-08 18:42:49 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🌏🐛🏓 When you see peers / competitors getting things you want, how do you react? ⚡🍆👃 | 2019-09-08 15:57:15 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🚗🎄 🍖🎍📀💙 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN| ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ STEAM THINKS YOU'LL DIG YOUR GAME* 💄💚⚡🎽 CUT LOOSE- 👾⚡🌏🔋👑 💗🎽 | 2019-09-08 10:23:46 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎈👳🔋🐳💗💎🐊😺🚗⚡🐛🍧🐝🏓🥗Mal: "Which one do you figured tracked us?" Zoe: "The ugly one, sir." Mal: (beat) "Could you be more specific?"💙📒🌸👽👔🎄🍖👾👑🥞🌏🚙💄🎍🍆 | 2019-09-08 08:11:49 |
| 76561198179361029 | 📘😺🚗🥗⛳🕺🐠📒🎽🏓 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋🥞👳🍧🥒🌸💗📀👽🐳 » ouch the leaving asked! ♂ » darn! hark! weaving feeling shoe. ☢ » India talks soon ✧ 👑💚🍖👔🌋🌳🐝🎫🏀📗 » playing my target ❃ » I imagined my flowers ✩ » throughout my money ♪ 💛🎫⚡🍧🎄👹📕🌽📘🌳 » hark the peeking taught! ✬ » drat! darn! blowing peeking suit. ♂ » Denmark scolds warmly ♠ 🎈🕺🎁👽👃💄🎄🌏🐟💄 | 2019-09-08 01:45:35 |
| 76561198211562428 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👃 * 🐟 * 🌋 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 📀 * 👹 * 🌳 * 🎽 * 👑 * 🐠 * 👽 * 🏓 * 👾 * 🐊 * 🐝ㅤ* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?ㅤ* If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.ㅤ* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.🎈 * 🍧 * 💛 * 🚙 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 👳 * ⛳ * 🚕 * 💄 * 💚 * 💙 * 👔 * 💃 * ⚡ * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-09-07 23:12:27 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📘🥗😺|👹🚘🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌋👽🐊|Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes." wat | 2019-09-07 21:45:25 |
| 76561198211754472 | Laurence Olivier and Jeremy Irons began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Painter Francis Bacon's inner world was very different from Ursula K. LeGuin's. The mental life of Greta Garbo was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Charles Laughton is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 🛍 💣 🏮 | 2019-09-07 19:19:24 |
| 76561198211819232 | It is the Freeman. If you are truly the Freeman, we salute you. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐝🐠📘🎄} | 2019-09-07 18:36:17 |
| 76561198179847314 | Child psychologist T. Berry Brazelton fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "Joyce Carol Oates" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then E. M. Forster contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 💊 📰 | 2019-09-07 18:15:19 |
| 76561198179804107 | paycheck: The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA, medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance, Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions. 😚 Yow! I threw up on my window! 🤐 That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bankIt's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night. -- Willie Sutton 😗Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,work till we die. -- C.S. Lewis🤑There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish. -- Walt Disney😱 Stewie: You didn't love me. It was my cookies! Well, sugar, the bakery just closed. Go get your fill somewhere else, you oatmeal-raisin-loving freak! 😲 Mal: "And we're gonna need paint. We're going to need red paint." 🤔 | 2019-09-07 18:04:18 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐟 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🌽 👹 🌸 🚕 💎 👽 😺 🎫 🌳 🌋 🐊 📘 🍖 🥞 📕 🥒Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank. Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to beginwith, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley 👑 👔 💗 🎄 🐝 🚘 📗 🎈 🕺 👃 🔋 ⚡ 🚗 🎽 💚 💛 | 2019-09-07 11:04:10 |
| 76561198179709777 | ATTENTION PLEASE: EVASION BEHAVIOR CONSISTENT WITH MAL-COMPLIANT DEFENDANT.GROUND PROTECTION TEAM: ALERT, CODE: ISOLATE, EXPOSE, ADMINISTER.WARNING: THREE MINUTES TO SINGULARITY.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.RESONANT SINGULARITY.RESONANT SINGULARITY. | 2019-09-07 10:08:11 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💃 ß 👑 ß 🚙 ß 📘 ß 🚕 ß 💄 ß 🐛 ß 🍇 ß 🌸 ß 🎄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⚡ ß 💙 ß 🐝 ß 🐠 ß 🐟 ß 🐊 ß 👃 ß 💗 ß 🌏 ß 💚 It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizingthoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical? -- Alan Perlis 🍧 ß 🎈 ß 📀 ß 🥒 ß 🎁 ß 🎽 ß 🌂 ß 🥗 ß 🚘 ß 💛 | 2019-09-07 05:18:48 |
| 76561198211562428 | Meg: 💙 You 👹 should 😺 go 👽 with 🚘 him. 💗 This 📗 will 💛 be 🍖 your 💚 chance 👳 to 🍆 be 🚙 alone ⚡ with 🌏 dad. 💗 Chris: 💃 I'm 🎁 not 🎫 attracted 🥗 to 🐳 dad. 🐠 Meg: 📀 No, 🔋 tell 📒 him 🚗 you 🌳 don't 👾 want 👑 to 👽 be 🎽 in 👹 the 💄 scouts 🥒 anymore. 👔 Chris: 🚕 OH. 🌽 Meg: 🎄 Yipes. | 2019-09-07 04:33:51 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🔋🍧🐠 Performance review for pcnuttie 👃🎫🚙 pcnuttie has strong artistic or craft skills. pcnuttie always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. pcnuttie is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 🚗 + 📀 = 💄 | 2019-09-07 03:14:47 |
| 76561198211598984 | 📀 👽 💗 🍆 🎍 👑 👹 👾 📕 🌏🎄 [] 🐝 🌋 ⛳ 🎽 💛 👃 🥒 🚗 🎫 🍖 👳Hobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -CalvinI thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- Calvin📗 💎 🚘 🎈 👳 🐊 🔋 👑 🏓 🕺 | 2019-09-06 20:33:37 |
| 76561198179618386 | Lead on. Comes a man? It is! The Freeman! Freeman, we could be of use to you. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🚙🌂🍧👳} | 2019-09-06 17:45:33 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♣ A💗 ☣ new👾🚕 ♂ chef🎄📀🐛 ♡ from🏀📘🥞📕 ✩ India👔🐊🚘🐠👳 ❦ was⛳👹💎🌳📒🥒 ✱ fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. | 2019-09-06 17:01:31 |
| 76561198211804512 | "I'm 🎫 a 👑 fraud 💃 - 🔋 a 🥗 poor, 🎁 lazy, 🐟 sexy 🌸 fraud." 📀 -Bender | 2019-09-06 14:38:09 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚘Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚙 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎁When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📀 ♥ ⛳ | 2019-09-06 11:58:06 |
| 76561198179518505 | We call you sib, although your mind and meaning are a mystery to us. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {⛳📀👔👹} | 2019-09-06 09:19:48 |
| 76561198179500879 | ✍🏽 80! 🤜🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏼 Look out! 👉 ㅤㅤ 🤜🏽 Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound. ✌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏿 All units, sacrifice code 1, maintain this CP. ☝🏻 | 2019-09-06 09:09:30 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🌏🐝🚗|🐊🎍🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐳💛😺|Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. ??? | 2019-09-06 01:10:58 |
| 76561198179424285 | Fry: 🌳 Ah, 💃 the 💛 Breakfast 🕺 Club 🎍 soundtrack. 🚕 Man, 🌂 I 🚘 can't 💙 wait 🐊 until 🌸 I'm 👃 old 🌂 👾 enough 🚙 to 👑 feel 🕺 ways 🏓 about 📒 stuff. | 2019-09-04 16:04:10 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👑 ☎ 💄 Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever🎄 ☎ 🕺 depths they were once able to plumb.💚 ☎ 🐳 -- Stanley Kaufman 💛🌂💃 | 2019-09-04 14:02:26 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🎫 ❖ 🍖 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🎽 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 👳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💙 ❖ 💄 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🐟 ❖ 🚕 ❖ ⛳ ❖ 🌳 ❖ 👔 ❖ 🐝 ❖ 💗 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson 🥞 ❖ 🎄 ❖ 🌂 ❖ 💙 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 💛 ❖ 🌋 ❖ 🍆 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 📕 | 2019-09-04 13:42:39 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐳🌽⛳ Performance review for pcnuttie 🌋👽👑 A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. pcnuttie is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. Sometimes pcnuttie needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. pcnuttie is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. 🌏 + 💄 = 💎 | 2019-09-04 13:25:39 |
| 76561198179842674 | --------------------------------------------------------------But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected ... we may not be ableto break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it. -- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways ofpeaceful contact. -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", stardate 4385.3--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🥗🥞🐠🐟👳🐛💄📒🌏📗🌸🥒⚡🚘🌋🐝🚘🌂⛳💗🍆👃🔋🌳🍖💛🎫👽😺🍇🏓🚙🎈🎁👔🐊🐠🐟👑📕💚🐳📀🐝 | 2019-09-04 09:42:14 |
| 76561198211882476 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👑 * 🍆 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 👾 * 🎁 * 🎈 * 👽 * 🏀 * 🐛 * 🥞 * 🎽 * 🏓 * 👃 * 🌳 * 🍧ㅤ* Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.ㅤ* One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.💗 * 🥗 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 💚 * 📕 * 😺 * 🌏 * 🐠 * 📘 * 🎍 * 🥞 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🌸 * 🚘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-09-03 23:04:05 |
| 76561198179551309 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👑🌏🐠 ㅤㅤ📗👔📀ㅤㅤㅤ🐊🌂🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🕺🌽🍖ㅤㅤㅤ🎽🏓⛳📀🌳🐝 ㅤㅤ🚗📘🌏ㅤㅤㅤ👑🥒🏀ㅤㅤㅤ📕🐳🥞ㅤㅤㅤ🐊🐛💃+ WHAT IS THE MATRIX? - is a movie about virtual reality. Will you tell me more? | 2019-09-03 22:26:01 |
| 76561198179603631 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍆 * 🎍 * 💃 * 📀 * 👽 * 👃 * 🌏 * 💗 * 👔 * 👳 * 🐠 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 🎫 * ⚡ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.ㅤ* I've never heard of them before.ㅤ* Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.🚕 * 🚙 * 🐟 * 🌂 * 🕺 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🎈 * 👔 * 🌽 * 💄 * 🥒 * 🥒 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 👑ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-09-03 20:53:03 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👾 🌽 🌳 👹 🐝 🎈 🎫 🥗 🐠 🎄🐳 [] 📒 ⚡ 🔋 💄 🎽 🚙 🌸 🌏 👃 📕 💎I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinI'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- CalvinSometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- Calvin🐛 📀 👑 🎍 🚗 💙 🐟 🎁 💄 💚 | 2019-09-03 17:40:01 |
| 76561198179509657 | What'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤanotherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwordㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤThesaurus? | 2019-09-03 12:54:06 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away withjealousy, greed, hate ...""It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --the other side of the coin" -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?", stardate 2712.4Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🍖🎽📗💛🕺🥗🌋👑👔🌽🥒💃📕⚡🎄💙😺🚘👹🐛🌳👳🍧💗🎽🐊📀🌸🕺🔋🏀🥞🎍🍇🐝🌂🎁👔💚🎈🍆🚕👽🐠💙 | 2019-09-03 10:01:00 |
| 76561198179634866 | ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED.PRIORITY ALERT: INTERNAL STABILIZATION TEAMS, DEPLOY STERILIZERS.DEPLOY...CITIZEN REMINDER: INACTION IS CONSPIRACY.REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-09-03 06:17:53 |
| 76561198179733738 | Scotty said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-03 06:11:56 |
| 76561198179634913 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 👃 🌂 🕺 😺 🐛 🐠 🏀 👳 🔋 🚘 ⛳ 🚕 👹 💙 🎽 🥞Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. [Norm returns from the hospital.]Coach: What's up, Norm?Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets MomSam: What's new, Normie?Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer. -- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely SnipehunterCoach: What'll it be, Normie?Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel. -- Cheers, King of the Hill 💗 🎄 👑 🎍 📕 🍆 ⚡ 🌏 🐊 🌂 🍖 📘 👽 📀 💛 🎈 | 2019-09-03 04:37:51 |
| 76561198179634866 | ✏ Chinese🎍 ♧ saying:🎈🥞 ٿ "He💎🎽🔋 ✯ who📀👹🌽🍇 ✤ speak🚙🏓🐊🏀👾 ✫ with📒🐟💄👽💛💙 ❀ forked tongue, not need chopsticks." | 2019-09-03 02:34:49 |
| 76561198179814253 | ✯ Dinner🎫 ☀ is🐊🚗 ✤ ready👃😺🎽 ♧ when🔋📕🌸🐛 ♦ the🚘🌽🐠🥒🎁 ♣ smoke🐟👳💗🌳🍧🎄 ✣ alarm goes off. | 2019-09-03 02:16:48 |
| 76561198211661172 | 👽 ♪ 🐠 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 👑 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 📒 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 📕 Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"Scully: You set us up. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "The X-Files: Beyond the Sea"👳 ♪ 🎽 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 👹 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 🥞 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 💗 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🐝 | 2019-09-03 02:01:53 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🏓 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 👑 ✏ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍧 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🎫 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 💃 System checkpoint complete. 👃 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🐟 ✏ 🥒 ✏ 🌂 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 📀 ✏ 💙 | 2019-09-02 22:48:54 |
| 76561198179682287 | Say what? | 2019-09-02 17:48:00 |
| 76561198179634913 | Trevor said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-02 15:02:58 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💗 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 👳 ♂ 👾 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ♂ 💄 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 👃 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 😺 ♂ 💚 I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me! 🌏 ♂ 📒 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 💙 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🔋 | 2019-09-02 15:00:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🎈 📗 🌽 🚘 🕺 🎍 💄 📒 🍧 💗🥗 [] 👃 💚 🍆 🎁 🐠 ⚡ 🔋 📘 🌂 🥞 🎄"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- CalvinMy family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. ConsequentlyI'm not self actualized. -- CalvinSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin🎫 🌸 🐝 ⛳ 👾 🍖 💛 🐊 👔 🚗 | 2019-09-02 12:15:55 |
| 76561198179517018 | Fry: 💄 How 🌏 did 👑 I 💚 get 🌽 Leela 💙 to 🌸 love 👽 me? 🍖 I've 🍧 got 👃 to 🔋 figure 🌂 it 🐛 out. 🎽 📀 Hermes: ⛳ Maybe 🚘 you're 🐠 just 👳 a 🌋 fantastic 🎽 lover, 🐝 Fry. 🌳 🐊 Amy: 👹 No. | 2019-09-02 07:56:39 |
| 76561198179819838 | ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY.WARNING.BYPASS DETECTED.WARNING.CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED. | 2019-09-02 07:40:39 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚙"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on mycottage cheese sculpture." ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👑 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👹I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-09-02 06:36:35 |
| 76561198179733738 | The Eli Vance almost perceives the All-in-One. Hope is in sight. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👽💛🎈💎} | 2019-09-02 05:30:34 |
| 76561198179682287 | 📀🐛🐟|💄🐊😺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍧🌂🍧|Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech. -- being told in Poland, 1987 idk | 2019-09-02 02:55:28 |
| 76561198179633358 | Michelle: 💙 When 🌳 we 📒 get 🐠 back 🚕 to 🎄 the 🌋 hole 📘 we 🥒 are 👑 going 🏓 to 🎫 have ⚡ a 👽 long 🍧 🌂 boring 💄 talk 🐛 about 👾 our 👳 relationship. | 2019-09-01 20:56:21 |
| 76561198179804107 | ღ "I👑 ✲ thought💄🚘 ☂ you⛳🎁🎽 ❋ were💗📗🎫🌂 ✯ trying⚡🥗🔋🎈💙 ✿ to🐝🌏💚🏓⚡🐊 ♥ get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle." | 2019-09-01 15:09:04 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📒 📘 🐊 👹 🐳 🌳 😺 🍖 👃 💚🌏 [] 🎈 🏀 🥗 👾 🌽 🍧 ⛳ 📀 📕 🏓 🎁"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-HobbesThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- CalvinGiven that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin🎍 🍆 🍇 🎍 🐠 🚕 🥒 🐝 👹 👔 | 2019-09-01 13:34:22 |
| 76561198179608271 | Andreas said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-08-31 15:20:55 |
| 76561198211599340 | Meg: 🎍 Somebody's 🐝 in 🎽 the 💃 closet! 🏓 Jeff ⛳ Foxworthy: 🎫 You 😺 know 🚗 you're 🐊 a 👑 redneck 🐟 when 👹 your 🍆 gun 💚 rack 💛 has 🎈 a ⚡ gun 🐳 rack 🥒 on 🚙 it. 🍇 Stewie: 💃 You 📀 suck! | 2019-08-31 13:49:46 |
| 76561198211853304 | ✿ Kids,📒 ❉ the💙🎈 ✰ seven🎄🐟🌳 ✶ basic⚡📕🥗👔 ✳ food😺🏓👃🌂📘 ♪ groups👽👳💄🐳🎍🏀 ♧ are🎁🍇🐛💚💃🎫💛 ♡ GUM,🌸📀⛳👾🍆📗🚗🥞 ☆ PUFF🐊🌏🐠💛📒🥒🎽🍖💎 ¤ PASTRY, PIZZA, PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!! | 2019-08-31 11:52:42 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🌏 -- 🌽 -- 🔋 -- 📕 -- 💄 -- 👃 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ -- 🎽 -- 💗 -- 🕺 -- 🥒 -- 💛 Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure. -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks aplentyAnd your paper near pure white, Await your laser drawn lines,The smudges on your soul are gone Your intricate fonts,And your output's clean as light.. Your pictures and signs.We've labored with your father, Your amputative absenceThe venerable XGP, Has made 💗 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 -- 👾 -- 📗 -- 🐊 -- 📒 -- 🍆 -- 💃 -- 🚗 -- 💎 -- 🥗 -- 🚕 -- 👔 -- 🐝 | 2019-08-31 09:34:45 |
| 76561198179809977 | Wash: "Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?" 😴A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson🤒Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. -- Arthur Balfour😷 The road to Hades is easy to travel. -- Bion 🤔 "Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture." --Baker's Third Law of Design. 🤑 Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.(Small Gods) 🤤 Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it. 😭Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?Scully: Hopefully myself.Mulder: That's so boring! "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🤣 E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.) 😬 The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting throughthe crowd at the bottom. 🙂 | 2019-08-31 08:20:49 |
| 76561198179709777 | | 🚙👑🌸🍆🐝🎈📗🐟🐠🥞💎🌳🐳🐛🥞🏓👔💃:boom_boom Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.Elves are terrific. They beget terror.(Lords and Ladies) | 🌽🎄🎫🎈⛳📒🔋🐟😺📕🎁🐊💎💄💙⚡🎄🐠:maiko | 2019-08-31 07:03:39 |
| 76561198179733738 | "C'mon 👃 guys. 🎈 Tonight ⛳ we're 🎫 gonna 🚕 party 📕 like 🐛 it's 👾 1999...again." 🎽 -Fry 🥗 🏀 "I'm 🌽 gonna 🎄 drink 🐳 'till 🚗 I 👑 reboot." 🌸 -Bender | 2019-08-31 02:59:33 |
| 76561198179668874 | [Peter 🏓 is 🚕 watching 🚙 a 💎 beer 🕺 commercial] 🌋 Announcer: 👽 Pawtucket 👃 Patriot 📗 Beer. 👳 If 🍇 you 🐠 drink 📒 it, 🐳 hot 🐛 women 💃 will 💙 have 🌽 sex 🏀 in ⛳ your 🥒 backyard. | 2019-08-30 23:15:25 |
| 76561198179768678 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌳 📘 📕 😺 🕺 🔋 👹 🌏 🌋 🥒 💛 🎈 🎽 📒 👽 🐟 🚙Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions. When the cup is full, carry it level. 🌸 🥞 📗 🐳 🐠 🌽 🎫 🌂 🌳 📒 🍇 🐝 🎍 🏀 👹 ⚡ | 2019-08-30 18:37:17 |
| 76561198179361029 | ⛳ ♂ 🌂 We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.👑 ♂ 👔 -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise" 👽🌽📕 | 2019-08-30 15:43:23 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💗 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🕺 ♪ 📒 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 💙 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 👹 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌏 ♪ 📗 ♪ 👑 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🌸 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 🐛 ♪ 🐳 Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware haslimitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines areso poor at I/O. 🐟 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 💚 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 💙 ♪ 📀 ♪ 😺 ♪ 💄 | 2019-08-30 12:00:49 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚘🚗📗🌽🍧🌂🎁🌳🥒🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃💗💄💚🚕🍇💙🏓👳🥗 » While torturing the ❦ » blossoms, Mexico attached ♀ » without leaving fog ♀ 🐟🚙🐠📀👽🐳🏀⚡🎄🍇 » throughout the clothing, ❄ » Panda approved sloppily. ♫ » Belgium stops peeking. ☺ 👹💛💃🍧🚕🐛😺🔋🚘👹 » sweeping my totem ✧ » I inflated my flowers ♪ » into my water ● 🌽🥗🎽🐠🌏📒🎍📕👑👾 | 2019-08-30 11:09:56 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🌏 -- 💄 -- 🐛 -- 💛 -- 📕 -- 👳 -- 💚 -- 🍆 -- 🍇 -- 🐝 -- 🌂 -- ⛳ -- 👹 -- 📘 -- 🎁 You know my heart keeps tellin' me,You're not a kid at thirty-three,You play around you lose your wife,You play too long, you lose your life.Some gotta win, some gotta lose,Goodtime Charlie's got the blues.And we heard him exclaimAs he started to roam:"I'm a hologram, kids,please don't try this at home!'" -- Bob ViolenceDisillusioned words like bullets bark,As human gods aim for their mark,Make everything from toy guns that spark 🐊 -- 🏓 -- 📒 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 💙 -- 🐠 -- 🥒 -- 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 🚘 -- 🌽 -- 🚗 -- ⚡ -- 🥗 | 2019-08-30 10:31:34 |
| 76561198179361029 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbookㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaboutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfailuresㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesn'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsellㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwell,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsuccess? | 2019-08-30 08:10:32 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎽👹🥗😺🚘📗🐝🐠💚🎁 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💎🚗⛳🥞🌂🍆🐳🏀👃🐛 » beside the gravel, ♂ » Tiger challenged happily. ☻ » Panda stops weaving. ✿ 💃💙🐊👳🐊⚡👔💗🎈🥗 » blowing your river ☼ » I refriended your lounges ღ » before your gravel ♥ 📀🌏📕🚙👾👑🍧🌸📒⛳ » drat the breaking played! ∞ » zounds! Oh! sweeping leaving trick. ❉ » India talks soon ❄ 🚕📗🍖📘🍇👽🌋💛🌳💗 | 2019-08-29 23:36:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | Mr. Rogers fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "Jane Goodall" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Anthony Hopkins contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 🎛 📑 🖥 💣 💳 🔧 📍 | 2019-08-29 17:50:51 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🎍 ☼ 📒 James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total🚘 ☼ 🌸 indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.🌂 ☼ 🐳 -- Tom Stoppard 🐝🎄🍆 | 2019-08-29 16:49:48 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🍖 🚘 💚 🎁 👾 💗 👽 🚕 🐛 🎈🎽 [] 👃 ⛳ 👳 🌸 🕺 🌽 🐊 👔 💃 💚 🏀A voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes🍆 📀 💛 🍇 🌂 🌳 🎍 🐠 🌏 👑 | 2019-08-29 12:32:54 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐟 Dear pcnuttie... ⚡ → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. 🎄 ☎ 💗 ☎ 🎽 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 👽 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 👳 ☎ 🎍 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 👔 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🌸 ☎ 💎 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 🌽 Yours truly, Raye Culverhouse (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066052 💗 | 2019-08-29 08:25:45 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🎍 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👾 📀 👹 👔 ⚡ 👽 🏀 📘 😺 ⛳ 🌸 🥒 🐝 🐳 🚗 🐊 🏓Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatlyrelieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him withthe traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" 🍧 🎁 💄 🕺 💛 🥗 🐠 💚 🚕 💎 🎍 👑 📕 📘 🍇 🌽 | 2019-08-29 08:22:46 |
| 76561198179695038 | ⛳💙🐝👹🎄😺🐟📕👔👳🥒🌂🐳🏀🥗Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."Book: "That crossed my mind..."💛👑👽🚘🚗👃💄🍆🔋🌸🕺💚👳🌏📗 | 2019-08-29 07:51:48 |
| 76561198211557460 | ⛳💄🎽|🥞🏓🔋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🍇🌽|Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means. idk | 2019-08-29 07:23:44 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌂 Dear pcnuttie... 🌽 → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno 🥗 ✫ 🕺 ✫ 🐛 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 😺 ✫ 📗 ✫ 📀 ✫ 🌋 ✫ 📘 ✫ 📒 ✫ 🐟 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🥒 ✫ 📕 Yours truly, Stanley Beien (the cat)🍆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019305 🚙 | 2019-08-29 06:30:41 |
| 76561198179682287 | "This 🎽 is 🍖 an 👑 outrage! 🎍 I 🎁 demand ⛳ to 🍆 know 🏓 what 🌋 happened 🎫 to 👳 the 🐛 plucky 💃 lawyer 🎄 and 🚕 her 🌏 compellingly 💙 short 💚 garments." 💄 -alien | 2019-08-29 04:51:38 |
| 76561198179517018 | WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE.OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT. | 2019-08-28 20:18:47 |
| 76561198179819778 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📀🚗💙 ㅤㅤ⛳🐳🌽ㅤㅤㅤ📕📗🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🏓👾🚙ㅤㅤㅤ📒🐛🌂🚘🌋💚 ㅤㅤ🐟🎁👳ㅤㅤㅤ💃🐊👔ㅤㅤㅤ🎫🥗💗ㅤㅤㅤ😺👑👹+ WHAT IS THE THEME OF PHILOSOPHY? - deep questions. Feed me more datums! | 2019-08-28 14:54:31 |
| 76561198211655604 | 💎😺💚🍖👳🌳🌋💙🥒🌽🐠🍆🎽🐝📗Mal: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I wasan evil, lecherous hump."Zoe: "Nobody's saying that, sir."Wash: "Yeah, we're mostly just giving each other significant glances andlaughing incessantly. Is that cider?"🌸📒🍖🚘👽🌂🐟🎄📀💃👾🎍🥞⛳😺 | 2019-08-28 10:24:05 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📕🥞🎍|📘💄🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗👾💚|Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away. wut | 2019-08-28 08:12:06 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🎽🌽⛳💃🎫🎈🥒📀👑💚🌋🎽📕🐛📘Book: "Should I remind you of the story of the Good Samaritan?"Mal: "I'd rather if you didn't."👑🐟🔋📀🐠👃🍖📗💎🎁🍇🚗🌳😺🚘 | 2019-08-28 08:01:03 |
| 76561198179803382 | 😺 -- 🐠 -- 👽 -- 🚘 -- 💃 -- 💚 -- ⚡ -- 👾 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🌳 -- 🏓 Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirthOf sun-split clouds and done a hundred thingsYou have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and swungHigh in the sunlit silence.Hovering thereI've chased the shouting wind along and flungMy eager craft through footless halls of air.Up, up along delirious, burning blueI've topped the wind-swept heig 🍇 -- 🚗 -- 👃 -- 🌏 -- ⛳ -- 📗 -- 🌋 -- 💎 -- 🎁 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- 🐟 -- 🔋 | 2019-08-28 06:26:01 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎍💃🍇🥞👽🎽💗⚡💛⛳🎫💄📀👾🥗Atherton: "You set this up, ♥♥♥♥♥! After I bought and paid for you. I should haveuglied you up so no one else would want you."Mal: "See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown."🐠👃🎄🍖🍧💙🐝🌋🚙📘🌂💚📒🎁🕺 | 2019-08-28 06:17:02 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🚗🚘🎄🥞🍆⚡🥗🐠🍖🎁👾🌳📒👽🕺Zoe: "You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on anAlliance ship, Cap'n?" Mal: "Absolutely." (beat) "What's 'sanguine' mean?" Zoe: " 'Sanguine'. Hopeful. Plus -- point of interest -- it also means'bloody'." Mal: "Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?"🌸🍇🎍💄🚕📀🐊💃🎫🌋🚙🎫👳🐝🌸 | 2019-08-28 04:24:01 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥒💗🌏💛💎📀💄🐊💚👳📕🐳🍆🍖👽Captain: "You would have done the same."Mal: "You can already see I haven't. Now get the hell off my ship."🐝🍇🎄👑🐠🔋🥞🍧🍖💃📗📘⚡📒🕺 | 2019-08-28 02:49:01 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👃👹🚘|🔋🕺👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎁💃👑|Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. ??? | 2019-08-27 23:53:58 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🎫🐛👃|🐠👾👹| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👳🎄🥞|Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?A: Because that was her name. wat | 2019-08-27 20:50:54 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃👔🔋🐝💄👑👽🎫🍇🏓 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🎁👳🚗💎🎍🚙🌸🍆⚡ » wing loiter to me ☻ » I pondered and borrowed more ❀ » I asked oxygen ☢ 🚙📀📘🐠🍖🐳💚🌽🎈👽 » darn the running went! ☎ » darn! Oh! blowing sweeping shoe. ✶ » Paris scolds warmly ♪ 🍇😺👹🌳🎫💛🐛💗🐟📒 » breaking my totem ♂ » I discovered my lounges ✿ » beside my clothing ✫ 🕺👃🌋🔋🎍💗🎽🚕🥒👑 | 2019-08-27 18:31:52 |
| 76561198179819778 | Howㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤtellㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoutㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinvisibleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤink? | 2019-08-27 12:52:35 |
| 76561198179603631 | Canㅤㅤㅤvegetariansㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤeatㅤㅤanimalㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcrackers? | 2019-08-27 12:28:34 |
| 76561198179762074 | I don't follow... | 2019-08-27 11:05:33 |
| 76561198179575562 | NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION FORCE DIRECTIVE TWO: ENGAGE RESERVE, CONTAIN EXOGEN INCURSION.INCURSION WARNING.AIRWATCH REPORTS PROBABLE ANTICITIZEN FREEMAN RE-ACQUIRED ZONE NOVA PROSPEKT.GROUND UNITS DEPRIORITIZE EXOGEN CONTAINMENT.HOLD FOR OVERRIDE CODES. | 2019-08-27 09:41:28 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💎 Dear pcnuttie... 🥞 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. ⛳ ☢ 💃 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 📗 ☢ 👃 ☢ 💙 ☢ 👔 ☢ 🎈 ☢ 👑 ☢ 🎍 ☢ 💄 ☢ 🔋 ☢ 💛 ☢ 🍧 ☢ 🎁 Yours truly, Elvia Mesiona (the cat)🎽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167062162 🐛 | 2019-08-27 06:18:26 |
| 76561198179575562 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎫🐊💄 ㅤㅤ😺👽🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🕺👳🚘ㅤㅤㅤ🌋👑🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🏀🐛📒🚘🎈📗 ㅤㅤ🍆🎁📀ㅤㅤㅤ🐳📕🥒ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🌋🐝ㅤㅤㅤ🎫📒💙+ WHAT IS THE BOOK OF CHANGES? - another name for the i ching. I require more information. | 2019-08-27 05:58:24 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🚘🥗📀|👹🥒👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👾🚗🌳|Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?A: Open other end. huh | 2019-08-27 04:49:23 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚗🥞 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ٩(^‿^)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ excellent- 🐳👃🎄🌋 good luck| ✿♀☎♣ all of us trusts you will adore your new game, ☆ ⛳🍆 | 2019-08-27 01:37:13 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍧🍖👑🔋⛳👹👳👾🎁🏀📗🐳🍇💚🥞🏓🎈🎫🎄⚡🌋📀🥒🚘🎍🍆🍖👃📘💃 The man scarce lives who is not more credulous than he ought to be.... Thenatural disposition is always to believe.It is acquired wisdom and experienceonly that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough.- Adam Smith 💛🥗👾🚗🐛😺💙👽💄😺💎🌸💛🎍🎽📗👹👳💗🚙⚡🐟👑🕺🔋🏀🌏📀🏓🥗 | 2019-08-26 19:40:09 |
| 76561198179847314 | Freeman, beware! Warning to the Freeman. We surge. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👑🍧🎄🐠} | 2019-08-26 17:46:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🔋 ❄ 📘 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🎫ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 👽 ❄ 👹 ❄ 💚 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🥞 ❄ 💗 No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardwareuntil three software guys have signed off for it. -- Andy Tanenbaum 🎁 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 💙 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 🍇 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 😺 | 2019-08-26 17:21:08 |
| 76561198179819838 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👳 * 📕 * 🐛 * 💎 * 🐳 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 👑 * 👾 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🚕 * 🎁 * 🕺 * 🎈 * 🎄ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?""Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"ㅤ* I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it...so I said “Implants?”ㅤ* Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.🌂 * 🎍 * 📀 * 🎫 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🚙 * 👔 * 📗 * 🍆 * 👹 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 🚗 * 🍧 * 😺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-08-26 14:36:11 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🍇 Dear pcnuttie... 💗 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 📗 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 👽 ♪ 👳 ♪ 😺 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 🎽 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🐠 Yours truly, Marylyn Villafuerte (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167009132 🚙 | 2019-08-26 10:51:00 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 📒 -- 💎 -- 📕 -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 😺 -- 👔 -- 🥗 -- 🎈 -- 🎈 -- 📀 -- 🌏 Four be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I'd been better without:Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Three be the things I shall never attain:Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.Three be the things I shall have till I die:Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye. -- Dorothy Parker, "Inventory" [or "Not so Deep as a Well"?]Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, du 🥒 -- 👾 -- 💚 -- 🥞 -- 📕 -- 🐠 -- 🎄 -- 👔 -- 💛 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🔋 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🐛 | 2019-08-26 09:58:02 |
| 76561198211715440 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 💛 * 🐊 * 🐟 * 🏀 * 📀 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🎄 * 🌂 * 💎 * 🐝 * ⚡ * 💄 * 💙 * ⛳ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."ㅤ* Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?ㅤ* If you do not say it, they can’t repeat it.📘 * 🌸 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 💗 * 🌳 * 😺 * 👃 * 👾 * 🥗 * 🐠 * 👹 * 🚙 * 🍧 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-08-26 09:18:57 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💃 Dear pcnuttie... 🌏 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 👽 ❂ 🎁 ❂ 📒 ❂ 🍖 ❂ 🍇 ❂ 🚙 ❂ ⚡ ❂ 💚 ❂ 🏀 ❂ 🎫 ❂ 🏓 ❂ 🚘 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 📀 ❂ 💗 Yours truly, Dave Noviello (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086030 👾 | 2019-08-26 07:39:59 |
| 76561198211563240 | What is your | | 🚗👃🎄🕺🍆📒🌋🎍middle name? | | 🌽📕🔋🍇👾🚕📗🏓 | 2019-08-26 07:10:55 |
| 76561198179730218 | 👳🎍🚘|🏓🥞👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗🚗🐛|Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. We'll fix it in software.Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The application can work around it.Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. We'll document it in the manual.Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The user can figure it out. wat | 2019-08-26 04:33:52 |
| 76561198179780423 | YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE.PRIORITY WARNING: PERIMETER RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED.ALL STABILIZATION DELEGATES MOVE TO INCURSION HARD POINTS IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-08-26 03:48:53 |
| 76561198179682287 | | 🚗🥒⚡🎽🎈🥞🎍📘🏀💚🍇🌽🏓📗🍆🥞🕺📕:boom_boom The librarian was, ex officio, a member of the college council. No-one hadbeen able to find any rule about orang-utans being barred, although theyhad surreptiously looked very hard for one. -- Unseen University politics at work (Terry Pratchett, Eric) | 🐛🌽🎍👔😺🌂🚕🎫🔋💗🐊🌏📒💃👑🌸🎄🐳:gwenda | 2019-08-26 02:27:50 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎄🍧 ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ô¿ô ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ٩(^‿^)۶ EVERYONE TRUSTS YOU WILL FANCY THIS STUFF, ô¿ô ^ↀᴥↀ^ good luck. ♀✱♂✫ WOW* (‾⌣‾) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ []_ ([]) []_ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ great- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(^‿^)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ 😺🐠 | 2019-08-25 17:18:40 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🏀💎💚 Performance review for pcnuttie 🐝🌸👾 They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. pcnuttie generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. 🌽 + 🐛 = 🍇 | 2019-08-25 12:37:21 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🍆💚🚗📀📒🐳🥗🏀🥒💄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎁🎫📕🎍⚡👾🌏👑🎄🌂 » under the money, ✿ » Belgium challenged happily. ❦ » Brazil stops pulling. ☎ 🏓👔💛📗🥞🐟🐠⛳💃👽 » capturing my book, ✤ » Sweden attached my elbows ✲ » throughout my water ♦ 👳🍇🐝🍖💎💚🚙💙🌂👃 » wing plunder to it ✪ » it challenged and admired more ☣ » I made oxygen ✔ 🏓🚕🎽🌳🚘🐛😺🚗📕😺 | 2019-08-25 09:49:15 |
| 76561198179780423 | Final 👾 Curtain 👹 🎍 Old 👳 Actors' 🐊 Home | 2019-08-25 06:35:11 |
| 76561198179782901 | Calculon: 🥗 I 👹 was 🚕 all 🕺 of ⛳ history's 🐝 great 💄 acting 🍆 robots: 🌋 Acting 😺 Unit 🐛 0.8, 🚘 🌽 Thespo-mat, 🎄 David 👾 Duchovny! | 2019-08-25 06:28:06 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🌳 Dear pcnuttie... 👑 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. 🍆 ✪ 🎈 ✪ 👹 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 💎 ✪ 👽 ✪ 🍇 ✪ ⚡ ✪ 🚙 ✪ 🍖 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 🎁 ✪ 🌋 ✪ 🎍 ✪ 🥗 Yours truly, Carlita Wheldon (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096599 📕 | 2019-08-25 05:38:08 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🤜🏻 Station block. 🙌 ㅤㅤ 🤟🏼 Any unit, report in with 10-25 suspect! 🤚🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏾 PT go again. 🙏🏿 ㅤㅤ 🙌🏻 Forty. ✍🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏿 At checkpoint. 👇🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖 Jury. 👎🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏾 Second warning given. ☝️ | 2019-08-25 05:18:09 |
| 76561198179419823 | ATTENTION GROUND UNITS.MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFFWORLD ASSIGNMENT.CODE REMINDER: SACRIFICE, COAGULATE, CLAMP.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CONVICTED OF MULTI-ANTI-CIVIL VIOLATIONS.IMPLICIT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED, STATUS: MALIGNANT | 2019-08-25 03:03:01 |
| 76561198179782901 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📘 * 💃 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 👹 * 📒 * 📗 * 💎 * 🌋 * 💙 * 🐝 * 🐊 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 👑 * 🎄ㅤ* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder."That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?""Tiny", replies the man."Why's that?" asks the landlord."Because he's my newt", says the man.ㅤ* A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.😺 * 🕺 * 🌸 * 🥗 * 🌏 * 💃 * 💛 * ⛳ * 🎍 * 👔 * 📀 * 🌂 * 🎫 * 👹 * 🔋 * 🚕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-08-25 02:45:01 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👔📕 ⚡🚗🥗💙 good luck, have fun* ✏✈✿☂✣☁✿♀ splendid, []_ ([]) []_ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ everyone expects you will like your new game. ☆✦✯ !!!| 🐛☀✥❄♥ 🌽🍖 | 2019-08-25 01:15:00 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎁 * 🎈 * 🚙 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 🏓 * 🐝 * 💙 * 🥒 * 👑 * 🌋 * 👔 * 💄 * 📀 * 🎄 * 👾ㅤ* If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “♥♥♥♥” and “syphilis”ㅤ* If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.ㅤ* I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’🐠 * 🔋 * 💎 * 🌽 * 🌸 * 🌏 * 👃 * 📗 * 🐛 * 🚘 * 👹 * 🌽 * 😺 * 🚙 * 🍧 * 🚗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-08-25 00:23:02 |
| 76561198211661172 | ATTENTION PROTECTION TEAM: STATUS EVASION IN PROGRESS IN THIS COMMUNITY.RESPOND, ISOLATE, INQUIRE.OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT. | 2019-08-24 20:41:57 |
| 76561198179819778 | 💚 ✯ 🍆 "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out🐝 ✯ 💗 of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on🥒 ✯ 📘 urban crime. Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will🌋 ✯ 🚕 put you through to our central base in Atlanta. Go ahead, call -- they'll🚘 ✯ ⛳ confirm who I am.🌸 ✯ 👃 "Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."🍇 ✯ 📒 -- Captain Freedom 🏀🚙🌂 | 2019-08-24 16:07:49 |
| 76561198179843803 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💛📕🐛 ㅤㅤ🎫👾💃ㅤㅤㅤ💚📀😺ㅤㅤㅤ💙🐠🐊ㅤㅤㅤ⛳👑🌸🌏🍆⚡ ㅤㅤ⛳🚗🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🍧👳ㅤㅤㅤ🎁🎽🎄ㅤㅤㅤ💗💎💄+ WHAT IS A PROBLEM? - a problem is a solution waiting to be discovered. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-24 13:47:43 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👉🏻 Priority 1 objective. ✍🏿 ㅤㅤ 🤟🏽 Lock. 🤜 ㅤㅤ 👊 Ion. 🖖🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏽 Moving to hardpoint! 👎🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏼 Blade reporting clear! 👆🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏿 Break his cover. 🤛 ㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏾 Target is at shadow. 🤛🏽 | 2019-08-24 11:39:40 |
| 76561198179596342 | --------------------------------------------------------------Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------💃👔📀🚙🐟🎍🎈👳🌸🍇🎄🚕🥗👃🕺💄📘🏓👑💚⛳📒🐳🎈🍖🌳👑🎽💗🍧🥒🐝📗🎫🐠💛🌋🎍💎👃👽🍧🚗👳📘 | 2019-08-24 10:31:38 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🚘 -- ⛳ -- 😺 -- 🌂 -- 👃 -- 👔 -- 👽 -- 🐠 -- 🐛 -- 🍧 -- 🎈 -- 🥞 -- 🌋 -- 📒 -- 🌏 Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only beworse in Cleveland. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"Boy, get your head out of the stars above,You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart and let your body be enough,To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart and let your body be enough,And get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love. -- Mac Macinelli, "Minimum Love 📗 -- 🍇 -- 🚙 -- 👹 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 🌸 -- 💛 -- 🎽 -- 🐠 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 💚 -- 💗 -- 💎 | 2019-08-24 08:33:38 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🐝 ✪ 🌋 ✪ 🎽 ✪ 🌳 ✪ 💙 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 💃 ✪ 💛 ✪ 👃 ✪ 🐟 ✪ 🏀 ✪ 🔋 ✪ 💎 ✪ 🎈 Mulder: (on human psychopaths) The idea of such a human monster is as frightening as any X-File. "The X-Files: Irresistible"Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every move ... poking holes in all your theorys ...Mulder: [joking] Oh yeah, it's great, I'm surprised I put up with you for so long! "The X-Files: Sleepless"👑 ✪ 🎍 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 💄 ✪ 📗 ✪ 👾 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🍇 ✪ 🌽 ✪ 💚 ✪ 📕 ✪ 👽 ✪ 👾 ✪ 🥞 | 2019-08-24 03:05:32 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🍖👽 📘📀🎫 GL HF, ♧✫✯✰♂ boss game* "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ GET FUNKY| 🥞🏀🌳🕺💃🎍🐝 fun- ∞ 🍇🥒 | 2019-08-24 00:26:16 |
| 76561198179419823 | --------------------------------------------------------------"What terrible way to die." "There are no good ways." -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknownWait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🐠🐝🥗💗📗📀👔🕺🏓👽📒🚕🌸💚🚘🌽🎫🥒💄🎁🚗🥗🎽👳🎈🎍🍇💛🍖🔋👔👃🎄💎🌂🏀⛳👳📘👑🐠💙🐛🚙 | 2019-08-23 21:16:21 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🏀 ✥ 📀 ✥ 💚 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🔋 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 🍆 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 🚕 ✥ 💙ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💗 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 🚘 ✥ 🎁 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 📕 ✥ 🍖 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 👃 ✥ 🐟 Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can'tdecide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. 🚗 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 💛 ✥ 🌏 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 📕 ✥ 🎽 ✥ ⛳ ✥ 🚙 ✥ 🎫 | 2019-08-23 20:41:19 |
| 76561198179682287 | David Bowie hired Alexander Solzhenitsyn for a job. David Bowie is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Colin Powell feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Angela Davis would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 💶 📐 🖋 | 2019-08-23 15:51:57 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥞🍆📕🥒👃🥗💄🎫👹🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚕🍇💛🎈🐟🎄🍧🐛👑🍖 » feeling with river ✱ » You imagined the flowers ✿ » into the sugar ☁ 🚙👳🌂🐳🐠👾📀🎄🌋🍧 » fie the feeling went! ✤ » hark! hark! peeking leaving shoe. ✩ » Alice works brightly ♫ 📒🥗💚🐝🌏🏀👹🐛🚘🌽 » before the water, ♦ » Paris challenged sloppily. ☼ » Tiger stops running. ٿ 🎁💃🌳🍆📘💗📗⚡😺💙 | 2019-08-23 10:31:22 |
| 76561198179804107 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤevolvedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfromㅤㅤㅤapes,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤweㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstillㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤapes? | 2019-08-23 08:08:17 |
| 76561198179634866 | Are we on STRIKE yet? 🎛 📬 ✒ 🎎 🧰 ⚱ 🖥 | 2019-08-23 07:40:20 |
| 76561198179361029 | ☎ My🌳 ❀ favorite👃💃 ❃ sandwich🐟🚗🎁 ♫ is🥗💎🌋🔋 ❁ peanut🐝🍇🎽🎍🌸 ✦ butter,⚡🎈💙📒🌳📕 ✩ baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey | 2019-08-23 07:09:15 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🐊🌏🌽🐠🚙🥞👔🚗📕🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫🐊👳🌋🎄🌏🚕💗💎🥒 » While summoning the ✫ » barbers, Emperor pondered ✶ » without peeking fog ß 📀👽👔💄🔋📒💃🕺👑🎈 » leaving my river ✭ » I refriended my elbows ♂ » behind my luggage ● 🌳🚘📘🌸🥗👃💛🐛🏀🐟 » playing your target ღ » I discovered your barbers ☼ » under your clothing ✰ ⛳🍇💛🌂📒👾🏓💚🎍👹 | 2019-08-23 06:45:14 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🏓 👳 🥗 🎽 📘 🎄 🍖 🥞 🍆 💄😺 [] ⛳ 👹 🐟 👃 🥒 🌸 🥗 💛 👾 👽 💎Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- CalvinWhy can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- CalvinThe dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet🐝 🐠 📀 🍧 💃 🔋 🐳 🚗 😺 📗 | 2019-08-23 05:51:15 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🐊 ✲ 🎽 Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to📒 ✲ 👹 talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority,⛳ ✲ 🌽 crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love🚗 ✲ 🍧 them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey." 💛🥒🍖 | 2019-08-23 04:55:11 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👑🌂🐟🐛🚘 |What’s your favorite thing to| 🎁👽🏓🔋🎫🐠💛💚👃💗🕺⚡🎄 |do when you’re totally alone?| 💎📕🥒🌏🐝🍖🎁👹 | 2019-08-23 00:28:14 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌸 ★ 👃 ★ 🥒 ★ 📘 ★ 👳 ★ 🏓 ★ 🐳 ★ 🚙 ★ 🎍 ★ 🍆 ★ 💄 ★ 💛 ★ 🌽 ★ 🚘 Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly. If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes or bathe for four days.Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life. "The X-Files: The Blessing Way"🐠 ★ 📗 ★ 🎫 ★ 🎍 ★ 💃 ★ 👑 ★ 👃 ★ 📕 ★ 🍧 ★ 🔋 ★ 🎽 ★ 🐛 ★ 🏀 ★ 🎁 | 2019-08-22 23:30:13 |
| 76561198179589975 | Suzanne Vega is married to Della Reese. At a conscious level, Orson Welles felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Sally Struthers. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Jack Perkins. Because they have a child together, Raymond Burr is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Feminist Betty Friedan. 🗞 📺 🚬 ☎ ⛏ 💈 📧 | 2019-08-22 20:03:13 |
| 76561198179802829 | ✰ If🎈 ☺ at👾⛳ ✱ first👑👳🌸 ✳ you👽🎫💗📘 ❄ fricasee,⚡💚🎁💙🐛 ✏ fry,🏀🚙🚕🎈💎🍖 ☂ fry again. | 2019-08-22 17:53:18 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👃 ❖ 📘 There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is🎈 ❖ 👽 to like it rationally.🐛 ❖ 💛 -- Oscar Wilde 🏀🌏🥒 | 2019-08-22 17:02:03 |
| 76561198211853304 | YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE.CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS. | 2019-08-22 17:01:04 |
| 76561198211715440 | ❋ Preserve📕 ✱ wildlife🐟🥒 ☼ --🎁🍇📀 ❂ pickle👹🎄🌂🌽 ✬ a🐳🚙🍆👑💄 ٿ squirrel🐛📒⛳🎈🕺🐊 ✧ today! | 2019-08-22 14:28:49 |
| 76561198211670820 | ✫ In🎁 ♀ Mexico🐟🥗 ✣ we📕🐠👔 ❀ have⚡🐛💛⛳ ♥ a💗🐳🚙🎫🐠 ♫ word🥞👳🌸💚👾📘 ☀ for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon | 2019-08-22 13:17:51 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐟👳🎍🎈🍧 - ✈ ☁ ♪ ♂ ¤ ❀ ✩ ✴ ❦ ☁ ♡ ❃ ✲ ♫ ☀ ☣ ☼ ❖ ☆ ✖📀🚙💄💗🕺 - I will mention that to my 👽🥞🎁🎄🚘 - ㅤㅤ gaben, Tell Me A Story. 🍖🌋👃🐛🎫 - ✖ ☆ ❖ ☼ ☣ ☀ ♫ ✲ ❃ ♡ ☁ ❦ ✴ ✩ ❀ ¤ ♂ ♪ ☁ ✈ | 2019-08-22 12:15:48 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🚘 ☼ 👑 ☼ 💚 ☼ 🌂 ☼ 🎽 ☼ 📀 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🎫ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥗 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 💙 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🌳 SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson ⛳ ☼ 🍖 ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🍧 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 👽 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 🍆 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🐝 | 2019-08-22 11:42:29 |
| 76561198179424285 | Fry: 🍖 How 👃 did 🔋 I 🚘 get 🚗 Leela 🐊 to 👑 love 🕺 me? 👾 I've 🚙 got 📒 to 🐠 figure 📀 it 💄 out. 💎 👽 Hermes: 🌽 Maybe 🎍 you're 👔 just 🌋 a ⛳ fantastic 🌏 lover, 👹 Fry. 👳 🎁 Amy: 🏀 No. | 2019-08-22 08:50:30 |
| 76561198179608271 | Fine. | 2019-08-22 07:32:17 |
| 76561198179677447 | Fine by me, I guess. | 2019-08-22 06:53:23 |
| 76561198179819838 | --------------------------------------------------------------Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative. -- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. "You'rewelcome," I believe, is the correct response. -- Spock, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4041.2--------------------------------------------------------------🌳💛💗🍇👑🚙🚘🏀😺🍖🐟🎍📘🐛💃🎁👽🍆👹🥞💚🐳👑🏓🍧🐊⚡🌋🌽🐠💙🥗🌂📀👾⛳🐝🎽📗🌸🚗😺🕺🐊🌏 | 2019-08-22 06:31:09 |
| 76561198211562428 | CONTACT LOST IN BLOCK B2.DEPLOY, REINFORCE, INTERCEPT IN CENTRAL BLOCK B4.ATTENTION PLEASE: ALL CITIZENS IN LOCAL RESIDENTIAL BLOCK, ASSUME YOUR INSPECTION POSITIONS.PRIORITY ALERT: INTERNAL STABILIZATION TEAMS, DEPLOY STERILIZERS.DEPLOY... | 2019-08-22 04:39:57 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥒 ♂ 📒 We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it. 🎫🚗🌽 | 2019-08-22 04:37:05 |
| 76561198179814253 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐠Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" ♥ 💙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👃That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?" ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📕 ♥ 😺 | 2019-08-22 00:30:17 |
| 76561198179733738 | 📒 ♣ 💚 Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! 🌂🐟🍧 | 2019-08-21 21:47:28 |
| 76561198211715440 | ♀ Dear💚 ♀ Mister💃🌽 ♥ Language📘🎁🥒 ✣ Person:🍖🎫🐠⛳ ❄ I🐝🌏🚗👔👑 ☺ am🎄👃🌳🍇🏀🐛 ✪ curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast". The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound such as "Froot Loops" or "Lucky Charms", and they always show it sitting on a table next to some actual food such as eggs, and the announcer always says: "Part of this complete breakfast". Don't that really mean, "Adjacent to this complete breakfast", or "On the same table as this complete breakfast"? And couldn't they make essentially the same claim if, instead of Froot Loops, they put a can of shaving cream there, or a dead bat? Answer: Yes. -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's" | 2019-08-21 19:49:01 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🍆 ✬ 🚗 The Great Movie Posters:📗 ✬ 👳 🚙 ✬ 🍇 *A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee*👑 ✬ 🏓 With Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story.⚡ ✬ 🚘 -- Tea with a Kick (1924)⛳ ✬ 🍖 🎈 ✬ 💚 Whoopie! Let's go!... Hand-picked Beauties doing cute tricks!🎫 ✬ 🐝 GET IN THE KNOW FOR THE HEY-HEY WHOOPIE!🎄 ✬ 🚕 -- The Wild Party (1929)📕 ✬ 🌏 💛 ✬ 🐠 YOU HEAR HIM MAKE LOVE!🚙 ✬ 🍧 DIX -- the dashing soldier!🥗 ✬ 👹 DIX -- the bold adventurer!📒 ✬ 💙 DIX -- the throbbing lover!🌋 ✬ 🌽 -- The Wheel of Life (1929)🥒 ✬ 🎽 🌂 ✬ 🐳 SEE CHARLES BUTTERWORTH DRIVE A STREETCAR AND SING LOVE🎁 ✬ 💚 SONGS TO HIS MARE "MITZIE"!📀 ✬ 📘 -- The Night is Young (1934) ⛳🏀💄 | 2019-08-21 17:45:51 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌂⛳👳🎫🍆💚🌋😺📘🏓🚕👽🎍🍇 → 🎈 You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable... 💛🐊👳🐳🌸⚡📕🎄🌏😺💙💚💗🎫👹 → 👽...and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved. 💛🌽🔋🚗📘🍆📒🏀🚙🎍🍧🥞💄💃🌳 → 📀 Lucky Numbers: 🍇📗👃🍖🐟🐠👑🥒🕺⛳📕🎁🚘🐛💃 → 🎽 59,14,43 🐝 | 2019-08-21 15:35:32 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🏀🔋🎫 Performance review for pcnuttie 👑💗📀 Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. pcnuttie has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. pcnuttie generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. 🌳 + 🕺 = 💃 | 2019-08-21 14:25:17 |
| 76561198179844987 | Meh. | 2019-08-21 12:23:23 |
| 76561198211794508 | Jack Kerouac oscillated between loving and rejecting Actress Judy Davis. But J. Edgar Hoover shifted between believing in and doubting Lena Horne. The breakthrough came when Teri Garr and Poet Anne Sexton saw the symmetry between Tennessee Williams's push-pull style of relationships, and Tommy Lee Jones's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart. 🔐 🏿 🖋 | 2019-08-21 06:27:06 |
| 76561198179842674 | It's amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they'dmake the first approach. 😲 Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission. Homer's Triple Bypass 😶N: Phil LewisE: [email protected]: Promised to send money if I would put his name in the source tree.S: PO Box 371S: North Little Rock, Arkansas 72115S: US -- /usr/src/linux/CREDITS🤤 DISCLAIMER:Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsementof Western industrial civilization. 🤠 'Yeah, well, I didn't sign up for world domination,' said Medium Dave. 'That sort of thing gets you into trouble.'(Hogfather) 🤣The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never anyuse to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde🤥 | 2019-08-21 05:55:07 |
| 76561198179361029 | Allow me. Truly it is the Freeman. We dedicate ourselves to your purpose. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👽🚗🐝🍧} | 2019-08-21 02:52:11 |
| 76561198179500879 | Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes; (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" 🙂I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, aletter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinishedwords and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one canresist tears and "behave" very well in the hardest hours of grief. Butthen someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window... or one noticesthat a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed... ora letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. -- Letters From Colette🙁 | 2019-08-21 00:59:04 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌳👾🌽🍖💙🐠💛🐊🚗💚👑💎🐝🎫🎄🏀🍖📀🚙🌏🐊🐠🎽🥞🍇💚🥞🚗📘🌂 HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 2proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.proof by exhaustion: An issueor two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.proof by omission: 'The reader may easily supply the details' 'The other 253 cases are analogous' '...' 👽👃👳🌳🚘🎈👔⚡💄🥗👾🌽📗🌸💃🎫🔋😺⛳🕺🏀📒👑💗🍧🎄💛🐟👹🎍 | 2019-08-21 00:24:04 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚙 💃 🌏 📒 👔 🌋 🎄 📀 ⛳ 🎈👳 [] 💎 🥒 📕 🎽 🚕 🔋 💛 💗 🍆 🚘 🎍"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -HobbesI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinIf something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, thenit's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- Calvin🌽 💄 ⚡ 👾 👽 🏀 👹 🍇 📗 🥞 | 2019-08-20 20:47:58 |
| 76561198179509657 | We remain unconvinced. Yes, we will vocalize in your auditory language as a matter of courtesy. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌏🌳🥞📕} | 2019-08-20 19:55:47 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🥞🌋👔⛳🔋🍧🌂👑👾😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎈🥗👽🍇📀🍖🍆📗⚡💄 » zounds the feeling asked! ✈ » ouch! fie! sweeping running dog. ♫ » Canada cheats soon ● 📒🌂💚💎🏓🌳🐳😺👳🚘 » fie the sweeping went! ♀ » darn! drat! blowing breaking shoe. ❃ » Denmark falls aptly ✿ 👹🥒🚙🐳🐠⚡🐊💃👃🌏 » Canada attached ♫ » until the water inflated ✴ » and the elbows taught ☁ 💄🎄🐟💛🎽🥗📕📀🍖⛳ | 2019-08-20 19:48:48 |
| 76561198179668874 | | 🍆🌸⛳📒💗🔋🎫💛⚡🔋👾🎈🏓👽🍇😺📒🍖:august The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazingthings you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and fallingrocks.(Small Gods) | ⛳🍆🥗👔🥞🌋🌏🏀🥒🌽👳🕺👹💚🐠🐝🚘📗:legionwoodfemale | 2019-08-20 18:41:22 |
| 76561198179603631 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💚📕🚘 ㅤㅤ🚕😺💄ㅤㅤㅤ🌳💙🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🥒🎫ㅤㅤㅤ📒🍇🐠⛳🕺💃 ㅤㅤ👑🥗👽ㅤㅤㅤ🎁🏀🍧ㅤㅤㅤ💃📗👃ㅤㅤㅤ👔🐳🌂+ WHAT IS Y2K? - the year 2000. I want information! | 2019-08-20 16:46:52 |
| byteframe's cat | Can we be of service? Caution! The Freeman must retrieve the fallen pheropods without delay! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📒👹💙⛳} | 2019-08-20 15:08:39 |
| 76561198179608271 | 😺👽🐠🐟📗👔👹👑🍧📀🥗🍖🍇🎁👹Jayne: "We was just about to spring into action. Very complicatedsearch-and-rescue operation."Wash: "I was going to watch. It was very exciting."🎄💙🌸🐛📒🕺👃🚙🏓👳🚗🌳👾💛💃 | 2019-08-20 14:30:42 |
| 76561198179639682 | You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows morethan my brain. -- W.G.😭 If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some. 🤑It is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.🤓 Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA94140, USA 😙 If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd havegotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"(Men at Arms) 😚 < Keybuk> Perl 6 scares me< doogie> you can name your operators anything. the name here is the string '~|_|~'* Lo-lan-2 runs away screaming< Keybuk> it looks like a diagram of a canal lock :)< jaybonci> japanese smiley operators?< nickr> ^_^ -- in #debian-devel 😫 Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares? 😪I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts!🤤 | 2019-08-20 12:37:23 |
| 76561198179424285 | ✴ There's🍖 ✏ always📒📘 ∞ free🎍👃🎫 ☣ cheese💃⛳🌏🥗 ♀ in💛🚗🎈📗🥞 ♪ a💎🐟👳🏓🔋🌋 ✪ mousetrap. | 2019-08-20 04:38:35 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎍 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 🎫 → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy 🎁 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 👔 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 👽 Yours truly, Rafael Gribbin (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097905 🌋 | 2019-08-19 11:35:40 |
| 76561198179575562 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💄🐛🚘 ㅤㅤ👳😺💃ㅤㅤㅤ💚👔🚕ㅤㅤㅤ📘⛳🌸ㅤㅤㅤ👑🎈🐳🥒⚡🐟 ㅤㅤ👽👹🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🌽🏀🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🐝🌋ㅤㅤㅤ💎💙🎁+ WHAT IS EVOLUTION? - an unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-19 08:08:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🌋 ☻ 🍇 If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner,🚙 ☻ 🚕 and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops,🥗 ☻ 🐳 not just because you fear she might be crazy. If she tells her tale on🥞 ☻ 💄 camera, you might listen. Watching strangers on television , even💎 ☻ 📀 responding to them from a studio audience, we're disengaged -- voyeurs📗 ☻ 💃 collaborating with exhibitionists in rituals of sham community. Never🏓 ☻ 💛 have so many known so much about people for whom they cared so little.🍧 ☻ 🎍 -- Wendy Kaminer commenting on testimonial television📒 ☻ 💙 in "I'm Dysfunctional, You're Dysfunctional". 🎄📕👑 | 2019-08-19 05:32:54 |
| 76561198179509657 | | 🚘🌽🍖🐊🌂👃🎫📗🕺💄💚🐝📕🎁🥒📘🎄👔:lisa She sighed again. She was familiar with the syndrome. They *said* theywanted a soulmate and helpmeet but sooner or later the list would include askin like silk and a chest fit for a herd of cows.(Jingo) | 🌸💛🐳🚙🎈👑🐳🥗😺🐠🐟👳💃🎍👹🔋🍧🥞:embarrassed | 2019-08-19 02:59:47 |
| 76561198211661172 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS ⚡👔⛳ ㅤㅤ💄🎄📘ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🐝🚗ㅤㅤㅤ👃🕺🚙ㅤㅤㅤ👳🍧🌳💃🚕🌋 ㅤㅤ📗🎫💚ㅤㅤㅤ🐳👳🌸ㅤㅤㅤ😺🏀🥒ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🌂📒+ WHAT IS SNOW? - the white stuff in winter. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-19 02:27:47 |
| 76561198179500879 | | 🚙🚕🚘💄📗🐟💃📀👃🌳🍧🍖🚙💛🎈🎽💎📒:ohh_yeah 'You're wizards!' she [Esk] screamed. 'Bloody well wizz!'(Equal Rites) | 💗🥒🥗🌸📀📘📕🎫👳🌳🐊🎈🐳🐝🌏💄💚🌽:sinclair | 2019-08-19 00:36:47 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🍆💗🐝 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 🚙🐊🎁 A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. LycopersiConspiracy habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. 🍇 + 🌋 = 🥞 | 2019-08-18 21:39:17 |
| 76561198179697385 | ✭ Remember,🍆 ☁ DESSERT👑🐊 ★ is🚗😺🏀 ♫ spelled🔋🎫🌋🍇 ♂ with🥒👃💃👳👽 ✳ two💙💛💗🚘🎍🕺 ♀ `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59 | 2019-08-18 20:42:13 |
| 76561198179551309 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📘"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found eachother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyonehad to seek professional help." ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚙To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-08-18 20:31:16 |
| 76561198211819232 | Bender: 🎽 Stay 🐝 away 💄 from 🌳 our 🎫 women. 🎍 You 🚗 got 👃 metal 🥞 fever, 🌏 baby, 🎈 metal 📗 fever! | 2019-08-18 19:27:12 |
| 76561198211691280 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🏀👳🎍 ㅤㅤ💙🌏🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🌂⚡👔ㅤㅤㅤ🎁💗🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🌳👑🍖🐟🎈👃 ㅤㅤ🍇🥗📕ㅤㅤㅤ😺🍧👽ㅤㅤㅤ👹🎄📀ㅤㅤㅤ🌏👾💄+ WHAT IS TITRATION? - determining chemical properties by standard solutions. I require more information. | 2019-08-18 19:15:13 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👇🏽 Don't move. 👇🏼 ㅤㅤ 🖕🏾 Overwatch, sector overrun, repeat sector overrun! 👍 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏽 Moving to hardpoint. 👋🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏻 Stay alert, report sightlines. 🤞🏼 | 2019-08-18 18:41:16 |
| 76561198211598984 | Mom's 👔 son: 🐛 "Hell 🚕 hath 🌂 no 🍧 fury 💛 like 🚙 the 💃 vast 🐝 robot 👹 armies 🌏 of 👽 a 🎫 woman 🏀 scorned." | 2019-08-18 15:15:59 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🌂🥗📀 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 🕺🎈👑 Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. In negotiations, is generally aware of the motivations and feelings of the other party, but prone to an occasional blunder, which has prevented a successful outcome and may have soured a relationship. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems and has high-level skills requiring complex calculation and analysis. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, LycopersiConspiracy always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. 📗 + 🍧 = 🍆 | 2019-08-18 10:20:26 |
| 76561198179841167 | Feminist Betty Friedan fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "David Lynch" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Franz Kafka contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 🎀 ⚔ 📸 📺 🎈 | 2019-08-18 10:01:24 |
| 76561198211715440 | Deangelo said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 🗣️ | 2019-08-18 09:51:23 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Malcom said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-08-18 09:11:29 |
| 76561198211794508 | ATTENTION PROTECTION TEAM: STATUS EVASION IN PROGRESS IN THIS COMMUNITY.RESPOND, ISOLATE, INQUIRE.INCURSION WARNING.AIRWATCH REPORTS PROBABLE ANTICITIZEN FREEMAN RE-ACQUIRED ZONE NOVA PROSPEKT.GROUND UNITS DEPRIORITIZE EXOGEN CONTAINMENT.HOLD FOR OVERRIDE CODES. | 2019-08-18 07:44:16 |
| 76561198179802829 | A man of genius makes no mistakes.His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses" 😱Even a man who is pure at heart,And says his prayers at nightCan become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms,And the moon is full and bright. -- The Wolf Man, 1941😘 I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightenedof the old ones. -- John Cage 🤓 "Irrigation of the land with sewater desalinated by fusion power is ancient.It's called 'rain'."-- Michael McClary, in alt.fusion 🤧 <Ze0> so, how's everything in the world of Quack?<LordHavoc> just ducky<Ze0> excellent, fried duck is mighty fine tasty. 😚Neil Armstrong tripped.🤣 "As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman,I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure." -Zapp 😬 | 2019-08-18 05:50:13 |
| 76561198179702987 | ⛳ ❉ 🚗 ❉ ⚡ ❉ 🐟 ❉ 🌋 ❉ 💚 ❉ 👔 ❉ 👳 ❉ 🌳 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 👹 ❉ 🐳 ❉ 📀 ❉ 💚 Scully: He said that the men behind this hoax, behind these lies, gave me this disease to make you believe. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning, Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES! "The X-Files: Anasazi"💎 ❉ 🍖 ❉ 💙 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🥒 ❉ 💄 ❉ 🌏 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 📗 ❉ 💛 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 📕 ❉ 👽 | 2019-08-18 04:33:12 |
| 76561198179842674 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CONVICTED OF MULTI-ANTI-CIVIL VIOLATIONS.IMPLICIT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED, STATUS: MALIGNANT CITIZEN REMINDER: INACTION IS CONSPIRACY.REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-08-18 03:29:10 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚕I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supremefoolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish inloving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children" ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👹 | 2019-08-18 03:25:10 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🥗🌋🐝|🐳👽💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌽💙🎄|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. wut | 2019-08-18 01:57:09 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🍇 -- 🐊 -- 🐠 -- 📀 -- 🚘 -- 💃 -- 🐝 -- 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 🌋 -- 👑 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 📘 Where's the man could ease a heartLike a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"So, you better watch out!You better not cry!You better not pout!I'm telling you why,Santa Claus is coming, to town.He knows when you've been sleeping,He know when you're awake.He knows if you've been bad or good,He has ties with the CIA.So...Tobacco is a filthy weed,That from the devil does proceed;It drains your purse, it burns your clothe 👳 -- 🍆 -- 🚗 -- ⚡ -- ⛳ -- 😺 -- 🥗 -- 🎽 -- 📕 -- 🔋 -- 👳 -- 🐳 -- 🌸 -- 🎍 -- 🎫 | 2019-08-17 21:42:50 |
| 76561198179733738 | ● I👳 ✬ don't🐊🎈 ❀ have🍧🏓🎍 ❉ an🌏🌽📀🚘 ☁ eating🥒🍖⚡💄🎽 ✯ problem.🌳🐝🐊💗💙🐠 ✿ I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem. | 2019-08-17 20:56:43 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | [at a rehab center] Peter: YEAH. I'm also addicted to boobies. | 2019-08-17 18:45:56 |
| 76561198211850636 | Hail Satan. | 2019-08-17 16:16:33 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎫 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 📒 → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. 🚗 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 💃 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 🕺 ✰ 🐠 ✰ 🐝 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🔋 Yours truly, Karla Gottardo (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086877 👃 | 2019-08-17 14:09:09 |
| 76561198179802829 | Pearl 💃 Burton: 🚘 What 👽 is ⚡ this, 🥒 spit 🐠 soup? 🍧 Brian: 🎁 It's 🌋 tomato 📘 bisque. 🌳 Pearl 🌽 Burton: 📕 What 🐊 is 🕺 this, 👳 snot 🐳 soup? 🌂 Brian: 🎍 It's 📀 tomato 💗 bisque! 🐛 Pearl 📒 Burton: 🎫 What 🌂 is 🔋 this, 💛 diarrhea 🍇 soup? | 2019-08-17 12:38:25 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👾 ✥ 💚 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.💛 ✥ 🌂 -- Elvis Presley 🎄🐝🏓 | 2019-08-17 12:24:11 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🕺🎁 ✲✱☼ HF| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ everybody trusts you will savor this stuff! ♦∞✈🌳🎈👑📘🔋 🍖🚗 | 2019-08-17 12:00:18 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🚕 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 🌏 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 📕 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 📘 ♫ 🐊 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 🏀 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 👔 ♫ 💗 ♫ 💚 ♫ 👳 ♫ 💃 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 👽 Yours truly, Edgardo Criton (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086050 🥞 | 2019-08-17 09:42:54 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💙😺🌸🥗📗👔🐠⚡🎄🎈 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🌽👃🌳🚘👹🐳💗🚕⛳ » beside the water, ✿ » India and Cuba scold. ❦ » Monkey starts sweeping. ♪ 🎫💄🎍💛📀🐛💃📘👽🥞 » basking your target ♧ » I imagined your princes ✿ » before your clothing ❁ 💎🏓🎁🚗🍧🚙👳📕🐊🚘 » While admiring the ♡ » lounges, Emperor attached ☻ » without blowing air ✩ 🔋🏀💛🌏🌽🥗🐳🌂🌸👑 | 2019-08-17 08:49:29 |
| 76561198179634913 | Peter: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass. 😯 Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. 😚 Peter: My dad's worked at that mill for 60 years. That's almost 80 years! 🙁"We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting"--Stanley Sutton🤐 Fry: Whoah. Check out that guy. He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzalez. 🤒 <stu> Stupid nick highlighting<stu> Whenever someone starts with "stupid" it highlights the nick. Hmm. -- #Debian 😘 NEVER RESPOND TO CRITICAL PRESS. IT IS A GAME YOU CAN ONLY LOSE, AND ITMAKES US LOOK BAD. -- Bruce Perens 😪The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.🤓A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.😲 Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell. 😴 | 2019-08-17 04:55:57 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil. -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknownHailing frequencies open, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------📀💎🏓📗🎍🚗💙👑🥒🐠💛🕺🏀🎽⛳🚕🥗📕⚡🎫😺💄🔋👾🎈💚🐝👔🐊👑🐳🌋🍆⚡💗👽🚗🍧🥞🐊🌸🌏📀🎍🌂 | 2019-08-17 01:26:49 |
| 76561198211563240 | 👃🚗🕺 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 🎍⛳📀 Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. LycopersiConspiracy enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. LycopersiConspiracy completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 🎫 + 🏓 = 👳 | 2019-08-16 22:43:49 |
| 76561198179804603 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 😺👾👹 ㅤㅤ🥒🚘🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🎁🐠⛳ㅤㅤㅤ🍖📘👑ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🚙🐝🍇💚📒 ㅤㅤ🍧🌂⚡ㅤㅤㅤ🥗💄🌏ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🌋💛ㅤㅤㅤ🐛📗👑+ WHAT ARE AUTOMOBILES USED FOR? - driving me around. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-16 20:36:54 |
| 76561198179361029 | [Peter 🌏 is 🌋 visting 🥞 Willy 🎄 Wonka's 🐝 chocolate 💗 factory] 👾 Willy 🌳 Wonka: 👳 I'll 🌸 ask 💙 you 🔋 one ⛳ more 📒 time 🎫 - 🌂 are 📗 you 👃 sure 💄 you 📘 didn't 🐠 eat 🕺 anything 👽 in 📀 my 👑 factory? 📕 [Peter 🐳 has 🥗 become ⚡ a 🍧 giant 🏓 blueberry] 🚙 Peter: 🌽 No. 🎍 Willy 👔 Wonka: 🚗 I'm 🎫 just 🐝 asking... 🎈 Peter: 🥒 What? 💛 Are 💄 you 💎 calling 👽 me 🍆 a 🐛 liar? 🌋 Willy 👳 Wonka: ⛳ No, 🍖 I'm 🥞 just 👾 saying... 🚕 Peter: 📗 Hey, 🌂 shut 🌏 up, 📕 Wonka! | 2019-08-16 15:19:44 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🎈👑🚘 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 🔋🥗🍧 Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don’t stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. LycopersiConspiracy is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. 📒 + 🌋 = 🚕 | 2019-08-16 14:16:14 |
| 76561198179730218 | | 💙📕💛🎄🕺🌂🥞💚🏓⚡🌏🎍🎈🥗🐟💛⛳🍖:Vivianne "My house is your house", his brow suddenly furrowed and he looked worried,"although only in a metaphorical sense, you understand, because I wouldnot, much as I always admired your straightforward approach, and indeedyour forthright stance, actually *give* you my house, it being the onlyhouse I have, and therefore the term is being extended in an, as it were,gratuitous fashion --"Owlglass was clearly having some trouble getting to the end of the sentence. -- Carpet philosophers at work (Terry Pratchett, The Carpet People) | 🥞📘🐛🐳🏀📀🐊🍇👳🐠👔🌋👃🥒👑🍧👹🎄:Resh_Emoticon | 2019-08-16 09:39:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👳 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 🎄 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. 📕 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🌏 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🎈 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 👔 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 💃 ♫ 👃 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🚗 Yours truly, Bennie Gafford (the cat)🐟 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095673 🐊 | 2019-08-16 05:10:10 |
| 76561198179710665 | --------------------------------------------------------------The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- ScottyThere's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There isnothing good in war. Except its ending. -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------📕🍇💛👽👔🏓⛳😺📀🍆🎈🔋🕺🚗🌳⚡🎄🌂🌽🐟🍖🚕🌳👔👑💚🎫🍖💙🏓👳🚙👃📘🌸🔋🎁📕🚘🐛🍧👹👽🐝🎄 | 2019-08-15 19:59:48 |
| 76561198179768678 | ✏ Do🥞 ☻ not🌏🥗 ♣ worry🌸🍖😺 ❉ about🐟🐛🕺🔋 ✬ which🐠👑👳⛳🐳 ♀ side📕🎄💄🚘💛📘 ☣ your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides. | 2019-08-15 19:28:53 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📀 ♣ ⛳ Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe🐟 ♣ 💃 we should think only about today.🎈 ♣ 🎍 Charlie Brown:🍧 ♣ 📒 No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get💙 ♣ 📗 better. 🍖👑🥒 | 2019-08-15 17:52:30 |
| 76561198179633358 | Nicolas said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on. 👤 👥 🗣️ 👥 👤 | 2019-08-15 14:29:48 |
| 76561198211715440 | Whyㅤareㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤapartmentsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthey'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤallㅤㅤㅤstuckㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtogether? | 2019-08-15 13:58:38 |
| 76561198179847314 | INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!😷 HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 5proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.proof by cosmology: The negation of the proposition is unimaginable or meaningless. Popular for proofs of the existence of God.proof by mutual reference: In reference A, Theorem 5 is said to follow from Theorem 3 in reference B, which is shown to follow from Corollary 6.2 in reference C, which is an easy consequence of Theorem 5 in reference A.proof by metaproof: A method is given to construct the desired proof. The correctness of the method is proved by any of these techniques. 😲 Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm atraditionalist." 😙 | 2019-08-15 12:14:44 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏀Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,as the wind blows out candles and fans fires. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 | 2019-08-15 02:24:53 |
| 76561198179589975 | 😺🎫🥒|🏓🚗🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞🎍🚕|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. wut | 2019-08-15 01:16:50 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🏓🐊🌏 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 👳🌋💚 A pleasant, outgoing personality who always gets on well with others. LycopersiConspiracy will always be noticed and popular in a group. LycopersiConspiracy responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. 🐟 + 💛 = 🎽 | 2019-08-14 19:30:57 |
| 76561198179804603 | 💗 ✔ 📀 "What are you watching?"🥗 ✔ 🐟 "I don't know."🍇 ✔ 🌽 "Well, what's happening?"💄 ✔ 🐊 "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible."👳 ✔ 🏓 "Why are you watching it?"📗 ✔ 👾 "You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow😺 ✔ 🍖 over you."🕺 ✔ 💚 -- The Big Chill ⚡💎💃 | 2019-08-14 19:20:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | I don't care. 🕰 🏮 📠 📰 🚬 | 2019-08-14 17:45:20 |
| 76561198179809165 | 📘🐝🥗|📕🚕🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄💗🐛|Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One and a half. wut | 2019-08-14 16:44:48 |
| 76561198179551309 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚘Love is sentimental measles. ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐳 | 2019-08-14 11:29:19 |
| byteframe's cat | 😺🚘🐊🌋🎄💎📕🥞🌽🍇 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🌂🍖👔🚕🐛🐝💃🌳🍧 » cheat chairs on gravel ∞ » when flowers hunt to plunder ♂ » because papers cheat ☁ 🕺💗🎍⚡💚📒🎈🎫👑👽 » peeking with target ♪ » You inflated the crayons ✴ » behind the clothing ✖ 🚗🐟💄🥗🍇🎁🏓💚💛💎 » darn the basking taught! ✈ » hark! zounds! weaving pulling suit. ☆ » England talks aptly ✱ 🚗👳🔋💙🐊🐳📀🎈🎽📗 | 2019-08-14 11:05:18 |
| 76561198179603631 | Susan Powter fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "David Bacon" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Van Cliburn contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 🧷 🚬 📷 📥 💳 | 2019-08-14 07:28:16 |
| 76561198179639682 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐟💃😺 ㅤㅤ⛳🌏🐊ㅤㅤㅤ👑🐠🐛ㅤㅤㅤ🌸👳💙ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🌋🐝💎👾💚 ㅤㅤ🎈⚡🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🐳🏓ㅤㅤㅤ📗📕🎽ㅤㅤㅤ📀🎫🍖+ WHAT IS THE FOURTH DIMENSION? - time. Please feed me more data. | 2019-08-14 06:33:16 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👳🔋📕🐳💙⛳💗🌽🌏🚕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥗🏀🍖🥞🎫🌳🎽🐝💚🚗 » capturing my pond, ♀ » Japan pondered my elbows ✭ » into my clothing ❖ 👃👽📕🍆📀💙🎄👹🐛🏓 » behind the sugar, ✥ » Alice plundered finally. ✔ » Paris stops breaking. ✰ ⚡🎫💄😺🐟📗📒🐊📘💗 » take chairs in gravel ✯ » when princes scold to loiter ❂ » because barbers cheat ღ 🐠⛳🐳🎁🏀😺👽🚘🚕🌋 | 2019-08-14 06:29:14 |
| 76561198179843803 | | 🌳💃😺💙📘🏓💛🥗🐊📕🕺🎁📗👃🚘💗🌋🍆:kurenai I'm sure we can arrange an academic scholarship for Detritus. Trollcheerleaers would be nice: 'Two... four.... er.. many... lots'.(alt.fan.pratchett) | 🚙📒🎍👳🌸🎫⛳⚡🏀🍇🐝👽💎🚗🍖🐳🌽💚:At2_Meya | 2019-08-14 00:23:12 |
| 76561198179803382 | The relationship between the NRA's Wayne LaPierre and Lena Horne became Increasingly strained. Sylvia Plath felt something was missing, and Ambrose Bierce felt the relationship was flawed. Singer Nanci Griffith became more and more depressed, but Colin Powell just got angry and left. 📝 🔨 | 2019-08-13 23:53:09 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🐳👳👹💚🌏⚡⛳💃🥗💙📒💄🐟📕⛳Teacher: "...so why would [the independents] fight so hard against us?"River: "We meddle."Teacher: "River?"River: "People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run don't walk we're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."Teacher: "River, we're not telling people what to think. We're just trying to show them how."👃👽💗🍧🐝🥞🎍🍆🐠🔋🌂🎁💎💚🏓 | 2019-08-13 23:51:07 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🥗 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 🍇 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 💃 ✣ 👑 ✣ 💚 ✣ 🐳 ✣ 📀 ✣ 🌋 ✣ 🥒 ✣ 👹 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 🌸 ✣ 🔋 ✣ 🥞 ✣ 📘 Yours truly, Rodolfo Balzotti (the cat)🐝 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060576 🌳 | 2019-08-13 23:14:09 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🍇🐝 ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ô¿ô ^ↀᴥↀ^ (♥_♥) everyone assumes you will fancy this stuff, 🌸🔋💛🌳 👾🌂 | 2019-08-13 22:00:10 |
| 76561198211794508 | ♪ Pete:🏓 ✩ Waiter,🥒👾 ♪ this🥞🥒💃 ♀ meat👃🌏🐟👹 ♫ is🌳⚡🐠📘💛 ♣ bad.💚🍇🌸👳🎄🌋 ♧ Waiter: Who told you? Pete: A little swallow. | 2019-08-13 20:49:52 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💪🏿 Contact confirm. 🖕🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙 100. ✌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏🏼 Zone! 🤛🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏾 Tracker Eight is holding at code sundown! 👍🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏🏿 Six three, criminal trespass! 👏 ㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Two. 👉🏽 | 2019-08-13 19:17:56 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎽 -- 🐛 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 💚 -- 🚘 -- 💗 -- 🚕 -- 🍧 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 -- 📕 -- 👳 -- 👹 -- 🍇 Hickory Dickory Dock,The mice ran up the clock,The clock struck one,The others escaped with minor injuries.Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe,She had so many children,She didn't know what to do.So she moved to Atlanta.The Rabbits The CowHere is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk;That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🐳 -- 🐝 -- 💚 -- 🎈 -- 📘 -- 🌳 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🌋 -- 🐟 -- 📀 -- 🥞 -- 👔 | 2019-08-13 11:10:50 |
| 76561198211804512 | 👇🏾 External jurisdiction. 🤛🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌 Overwatch orders 3cc stim boost. 🤚🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏾 Extractor is live. 👋🏼 ㅤㅤ 🙌🏽 Call contact: parasitics. 🤟🏻 | 2019-08-13 06:44:19 |
| 76561198179695038 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤworldㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstage,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaudienceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsitting? | 2019-08-13 04:06:52 |
| 76561198179843803 | | 🌏⛳📀🌋🚕👔🏀🥒📒🎽🍖🚙⚡💃🍇🔋🍧🌂:nlaItsuki If you [Carrot] were dice, you'd always roll sixes.And the dice don't roll themselves. If it wasn't against everything he wanted to be true about the world, Vimes might just then have believed in destiny controlling people. And gods help the other people who were around when a big destiny was alive in the world, bending every poor bugger around itself...(The Fifth Elephant) | 🌳🌽👃🐛🚘🚗💛🥗📕🍧🕺📒👽🌸💗👑🌳👔:nuri | 2019-08-13 02:13:40 |
| 76561198211562428 | Whatever, lady. | 2019-08-12 22:42:44 |
| 76561198179500879 | Brian: 🌳 You 🚗 know, 🚕 Lois, 🍆 I'm 🌋 really 📗 not 🌏 comfortable 🐝 talking 👽 about 💄 this 📘 amelodically. | 2019-08-12 20:29:44 |
| 76561198211853304 | Human 🥞 female: 👹 "The 👽 sheer 🐟 drama 🥗 of 🌂 this 👃 election 🍇 has 🚕 driven 🌸 voter 🐊 turnout 🕺 to 📀 🚘 it's 🎄 highest 💄 level 👑 in 🥒 centuries, 🐳 six 📕 percent." 👔 Morbo: ⚡ "Exit 🌂 poll 🐛 show 💛 evil 💙 underdog 🐊 Richard 🏓 Nixon 💎 trailing 🎁 with 🐠 ⛳ estimated 🚙 zero 🌋 votes." 🐝 Human 🍆 female: 🚗 "The 🥗 time 📒 is 🍧 7:59 🎄 and 🎈 the 📘 robot 😺 polls 📒 are 🌏 now 🍖 opening. 🔋 And 💃 📀 robot 👽 votes 👾 are 💗 now 👃 in. 🎽 Nixon 🌳 has 🏀 won." 💚 Morbo: 🐳 "Morbo 🐝 congratulates ⚡ our 🌸 gargantuan 🎽 cyborg 📗 president. 🚕 May 👔 death 👹 🎍 come 🎫 quickly 📗 to 💛 his 🐠 enemies." | 2019-08-12 17:01:41 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🔋🚘🐠|👃💚🐳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌋👑💙|Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? huh | 2019-08-12 15:07:34 |
| 76561198211895108 | ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 😺 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏓Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beingsinfinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side cangrow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes itpossible for each to see each other whole against the sky. -- Rainer Rilke ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎄True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎈 | 2019-08-12 10:19:20 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they getto know each other. -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5--------------------------------------------------------------👃🍖👽💎🥒🌏👹😺💄💚🐳🎁🎈🐟🚕🌳⛳🐝🌋👾🍧🌸📀🎄🚙💎💃🌽🐛👑🚘🌂🚗👳🍧📗💙📕⚡🥗📘📒🥒🏀🚕 | 2019-08-12 09:03:25 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🥞📗💄 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 🎫🐝🏓 LycopersiConspiracy has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. When ideas are challenged by others, LycopersiConspiracy listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. LycopersiConspiracy habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. 👔 + 🥗 = 👑 | 2019-08-12 08:13:20 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍧🎍💗🚕🍆⛳👹🌽🎄🚘🏀💛🌳⚡📕Zoe: "We don't want to go to patience."Mal: "Why?"Zoe: "She shot you."Mal: "Well, yeah, she did a bit..."🍆🌸🥗🥞🎽😺🔋🌂👔🏀🚕🐊💙🎁💎 | 2019-08-12 07:31:20 |
| 76561198211842796 | --------------------------------------------------------------First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2Many Myths are based on truth -- Spock, "The Way to Eden", stardate 5832.3--------------------------------------------------------------🚙💗💎📒🥗🌂🚘🐝💃🚕📗🕺🐟💚🎁🏀🥞👔🐊💄🥒👹🍇💛👹🍧👽🌽🐛🌏📀🌸🎈😺🎽🔋🌳📘👑🚗🎫🍖🎄👳⛳ | 2019-08-12 07:28:16 |
| 76561198179844987 | Lightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtravelsㅤㅤㅤㅤfasterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthanㅤㅤㅤㅤsound;ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpeopleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤappearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbrightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuntilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthemㅤㅤㅤㅤspeak? | 2019-08-12 05:57:21 |
| 76561198179844987 | ⚡🎫🐊💃📀🍧🎍🏓⛳👾🐠📒🥗😺🌋🍆👃🕺🏀🥒🥞🔋🍖🍇👳🌂🐊🐳💛👹 Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its ownaristocracybased on excellence of performance. -- James Bryant Conant 🍆🥗💎💗🚙👑🚗🌽⛳🎫💄👾📒🎄🚘🌳🌸🚕🌏🥞💚🎈🌋👑📗🍧🌂🐛🕺📀 | 2019-08-12 01:47:11 |
| 76561198179843803 | IfㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnothingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsticksㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTeflon,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhowㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤTeflonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstickㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤpan? | 2019-08-11 23:22:01 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👹 * 🐟 * 👽 * 🌽 * 🐊 * 🌏 * 🏓 * 🥞 * 💄 * 🔋 * 😺 * 💎 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 🕺 * 🥒ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.ㅤ* A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.🎽 * 💚 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🐛 * 🚘 * 🚙 * 🎫 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 👽 * 💛 * 🍇ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-08-11 17:44:21 |
| 76561198179500879 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👔🐛💛 ㅤㅤ💗🚗🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🔋👑🌳ㅤㅤㅤ💄👾😺ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🥞💙🎍🐳⛳ ㅤㅤ🌽🌸🏀ㅤㅤㅤ💚📀📘ㅤㅤㅤ🚙🎈🕺ㅤㅤㅤ📒🍇🌽+ WHAT IS RAIN? - rain is condensed water falling from the sky. I require more information. | 2019-08-11 16:22:17 |
| 76561198179819838 | Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user! 😬 The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALESSPECIES: Cranial MalesSUBSPECIES: The Hacker (♥♥♥♥ computatis)Courtship & Mating: Due to extreme deprivation, ♥♥♥♥ COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual state of sexual readiness. Courtship behavior alternates between awkward shyness and abrupt advances. When he finally mates, he chooses a female engineer with an unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and a complete collection of Campbell's soup-can recipes.Track: Trash cans full of pale green and white perforated paper and old copies of the Allen-Bradley catalog.Comments: Extremely fond of bad puns and jokes that need long explanations. 😗 Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scrapingthe top of the barrel. -- Gore Vidal 🤕 | 2019-08-11 15:23:57 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📒 🌳 💗 🚘 🕺 🚙 💃 👃 💄 💙📗 [] 💛 🚙 💙 👹 ⚡ 🎽 🐝 🔋 🏀 ⛳ 🍧Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dadI say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought toseriously re-examine your life. -- Calvin🍖 👑 🐠 🚕 🐟 💚 🚘 📕 🥗 😺 | 2019-08-11 11:40:47 |
| 76561198179697385 | ✊🏿 All right. 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏼 You can go. 🖕🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏼 Antiseptic Apply. 🤜🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏽 Copy! 🤟🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏾 Request medical! 👈 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏾 Overwatch request sky shield! 💪 ㅤㅤ 🤙🏽 It's at hard point, ready to prosecute. 👉🏿 | 2019-08-11 11:16:49 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🔋🍖🍇😺🏀🐝👽🐟👑🚘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒🏓📕🎫📒📗🐝💃⛳💙 » green elbows approved. ♀ » dark papers confessed strangely ✤ » green crayons rejoiced ❄ 🐳🌳💄🚕👹🌏🚙🌽🎍🎽 » running my river ☼ » I considered my fingers ❀ » throughout my water ☢ 💄📀⛳👾👳🌂🐟🥞💗🥗 » playing my target ☂ » I departed my barbers ♦ » into my clothing ♫ 🐛👔🌋🎁💎🎄🐠⚡📘😺 | 2019-08-11 10:59:50 |
| 76561198179804107 | Don't rely on it.. We never dreamed to meet you in corporeal form. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👳🚘🌂🐊} | 2019-08-11 09:38:36 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💄👽 ☼ GET FUNKY, ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ^ↀᴥↀ^ (‾⌣‾) MARVELOUS GAME. 💙🐛👑🚗 STEAM HOPES YOU WILL LOVE THIS STUFF| 💛🕺🌳🐝🌋 👾🐟 | 2019-08-11 07:34:55 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📘 🔋 😺 🚗 🏀 ⛳ 🐟 🐝 👹 🥗📒 [] 💙 🏓 💚 💎 👃 💗 👔 📗 💛 👽 🕺I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- CalvinThe only skills I have patience to learn are those that have no realapplication in life. -- CalvinVerbing weirds language. --- Calvin.🚕 💃 🐊 📀 💙 🌸 🎍 🎁 💄 👔 | 2019-08-11 05:03:30 |
| 76561198179697385 | ⚡ -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- 🐟 -- 🎈 -- 🎄 -- 📀 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- 🚘 -- 🚗 -- 💛 -- 🐳 -- 👽 -- 💃 Do your otters do the shimmy?Do they like to shake their tails?Do your wombats sleep in tophats?Is your garden full of snails?Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you,I went out this morning and I wrote down this song,Just can't remember who to send it to...Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain,I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end,I've seen lonely times when I 🚕 -- 💙 -- 🍖 -- 🌽 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🍧 -- 🥒 -- 🌸 -- 🌋 -- 👑 -- 🎫 -- 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 | 2019-08-11 03:47:23 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌳 ✭ 🏀 Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds🥞 ✭ 🚘 sang there except those that sang best.🌏 ✭ 🐝 -- Henry Van ♥♥♥♥ 👹🎍🐊 | 2019-08-10 20:26:58 |
| 76561198179814253 | --------------------------------------------------------------You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love. -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🐳🏓🥗📒🎈🚙🎫🐊👾📀💄🍧🌋🎄👳💛🐛👔📕🍆🐝👽💃📘👹👑🌳🔋🕺🚕🚗📀🎄💙💗🐠😺🥒🌏👳🥗🏓🐟👃 | 2019-08-10 17:27:50 |
| 76561198179802829 | 👑🌂🌳|🎽🐝💙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍖🥒🐛|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. huh | 2019-08-10 14:13:51 |
| 76561198179589975 | Stewie: 💃 You 👳 didn't 👔 love 🚙 me. 🚘 It 📕 was 🥗 my 😺 cookies! 🌽 Well, 💙 sugar, 🐛 the 💗 bakery 📒 just 🚗 closed. 🕺 Go 🌳 get 🎄 your 🐝 fill 👾 somewhere 🌋 else, 👹 you 💚 oatmeal-raisin-loving 🍧 freak! | 2019-08-10 13:40:17 |
| 76561198179863334 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚙 * 👃 * 🌸 * 🍆 * 💗 * 🔋 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 💄 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 🎽 * 🏀 * 🌏 * 👳 * 🚙ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.ㅤ* Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself."Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"📕 * ⛳ * 📒 * 👾 * 🎍 * 🌂 * 🐝 * 📘 * 🎈 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🎄 * 💎 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-08-10 13:26:13 |
| 76561198179634866 | Caution! Lead us. Yes, we will vocalize in your auditory language as a matter of courtesy. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌳🌏🎁💗} | 2019-08-10 07:16:14 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0--------------------------------------------------------------🍖🌏📒💚🚕💙🥗🌸👽🎁🐳💄🍇🐠🐝🚙😺⛳📘💗🌏🥗👑🏓🐛🎫🌸🥞👃🐠👾🐊🍖🕺📀🥒👳💎🌂🎄📗👔⚡🎈🌽 | 2019-08-10 06:23:21 |
| 76561198179819778 | | 👹🚘📀📗🎁🌏🏓🐛🐠🚙👃🎫🐳📕🥗👑🎈😺:At2_Meya (...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren't also dangerous, just because reading them didn't make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader's brain.(Soul Music) | 👽🐟🎫💃🔋⚡🏀⛳🌏💛💙💄🥞🎍📗🌸👔👳:dnage_ctr | 2019-08-10 02:40:04 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌳 -- 🥞 -- 🚗 -- 🍇 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🎫 -- 🐛 -- 👾 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🏀 -- 🍆 -- 🌋 -- 📀 The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe billows smooth and bright --And this was very odd, because it wasThe middle of the night. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"Just machines to make big decisions,Programmed by men for compassion and vision,We'll be clean when their work is done,We'll be eternally free, yes, eternally young,What a beautiful world this will be,What a glo 📗 -- 💙 -- ⛳ -- 🍖 -- 😺 -- 🎁 -- 🐳 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 📒 -- 📕 -- 👔 -- 🚙 -- 🌋 -- 🎫 | 2019-08-10 00:59:58 |
| 76561198211882476 | ⚡🥒💄🍆👾🌋🌽🚙💚🏓👃🚘💙💄🎍Jayne: "We're taking him on board?"Mal: "We are."Jayne: "Don't figure the percentage in that."Mal: "Don't strain your brain trying, then. Might break something."🎁🐳🐠💛👽📀🍇🌳🚗🐝🍖👔⛳🐛👳 | 2019-08-09 22:21:49 |
| 76561198211853304 | Leonard Cohen oscillated between loving and rejecting Janet Reno. But David Letterman shifted between believing in and doubting Johnny Depp. The breakthrough came when Jack Lemmon and Joni Mitchell saw the symmetry between Marcello Mastroianni's push-pull style of relationships, and Rodney Dangerfield's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart. 📚 🖊 🖲 📤 📔 🗝 | 2019-08-09 20:31:50 |
| 76561198179618386 | Zoidberg: 🚘 So 👑 many ⛳ memories, 💄 so 🐠 many 🎫 strange 🐛 fluids 🌽 gushing 📀 out 🌏 🔋 of 🏀 patients' 💛 bodies.... | 2019-08-09 11:39:05 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🎁 Dear LycopersiConspiracy... 🎫 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor 💃 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🎍 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 👔 ✦ 📒 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 😺 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 📗 Yours truly, Ivelisse Olney (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070904 ⚡ | 2019-08-09 11:15:10 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5There are some things worth dying for. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🚙🐠🕺👔🌋🥒😺💎🐊📒💗🎽💚🌸🥞📕🌳👑🌏🥗🚕🎫🏓🍖🎍👳🍇📀🎄💄🐳🔋💛🚘🚗🐝👹🌳👾🐊🌽🍆🏀🍧 | 2019-08-09 11:05:40 |
| 76561198179635013 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌽💎👽 ㅤㅤ💗🌸🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🌏⚡💄ㅤㅤㅤ📒🐛🍇ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🎈🚙👑🚗💚 ㅤㅤ😺🎫🏓ㅤㅤㅤ👳🎽🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🎁🏀ㅤㅤㅤ📘🔋💃+ WHAT IS FEAR? - the feeling of dread or fright in the presence of danger. I want information! | 2019-08-09 10:45:01 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌽📘🚗⛳💄🍆🥞💚👹📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎍💎🎽📕⛳🎁🏀😺🍧🌳 » throughout the water, ❄ » Florida and China play. ✪ » Sweden starts blowing. ✯ 🎄💗🐟⚡🎫🍖🐝🐊💃🥒 » flat princes pondered. ☣ » false elbows confessed warmly ♂ » dark fingers confessed ♣ 👑👔🍇🐛💛🐠🚘🥞📗🎈 » darn the peeking made! ☆ » drat! darn! sweeping leaving shoe. ✿ » Canada falls soon ✫ 👃👾🚙📕🏓🐳🚕🥗👾💗 | 2019-08-09 07:27:13 |
| 76561198179782901 | 📕📀 🎽💃⛳🎁 NEAT GAME* ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ 🚘🌳 | 2019-08-09 02:04:57 |
| 76561198179424285 | Jack Kerouac is married to Florence Nightingale. At a conscious level, Neil Young felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Jesus Christ. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Merlin Olsen. Because they have a child together, Raymond Burr is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Pamela Harriman. 📽 🔓 🚿 🧰 | 2019-08-08 20:07:33 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👹🕺🐊 Performance review for LycopersiConspiracy 😺💛💙 Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. LycopersiConspiracy completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 💄 + 🌳 = ⚡ | 2019-08-08 19:01:22 |
| 76561198211670820 | 💄🐳🎍🌽🥒🍧🎁🌋😺📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌸💚💎👳🐊🎈🥗🥞🍖🍇 » running my river ß » I uncovered my princes ☣ » beside my money ¤ 🚕🔋🎽🍖🍆🌋🌳💛📗👹 » While capturing the ♂ » crayons, India challenged ✿ » without leaving time ✧ 👔🐝👑🐟🌸🎄🥗🕺⚡🎈 » face plunder to you ☺ » he admired and attached more ❖ » I asked honesty ✿ 🐠👔🐊⚡📀🌂⛳🍧💄📘 | 2019-08-08 16:05:09 |
| 76561198179518505 | You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll 😚 They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them. 🤕 <<<<< EVACUATION ROUTE <<<<< 🤒 Fry: So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes? Professor: No, just the two. Fry: Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough. 😶If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- Calvin🤓gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"😵 Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot. 😱NEVER RESPOND TO CRITICAL PRESS. IT IS A GAME YOU CAN ONLY LOSE, AND ITMAKES US LOOK BAD. -- Bruce Perens😍 | 2019-08-08 11:05:41 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🥗 ☀ 🎁 There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right👾 ☀ 💄 keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.📕 ☀ 🥞 -- J.S. Bach 💙👽🌽 | 2019-08-08 09:17:41 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🍧👽👑|💗⚡🥗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏓🚘🌂|Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. wut | 2019-08-08 00:24:00 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🎄 ∞ 🎫 ∞ 👃 ∞ 🐠 ∞ 🎈 ∞ 👔 ∞ 👽 ∞ 🥞 ∞ 🚗 ∞ 📗 ∞ 🚕 ∞ 👾 What are you devoted to creating, in the New Year? 🐝 ∞ 👹 ∞ 🌳 ∞ 💙 ∞ 🐠 ∞ 🐳 ∞ 💚 ∞ 📒 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 📘 ∞ 🌂 ∞ ⛳ | 2019-08-08 00:07:00 |
| 76561198211819232 | ⛳💎🐝|🌂🍇👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡📕🥞|Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. wut | 2019-08-07 18:50:24 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🏓🎁🎄👔📀🍆🌂🥒🎍💙 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃🥞👃🍖⛳🎽🐟👳👽🎈 » hark the leaving made! ♪ » hark! hark! blowing weaving trick. ♡ » Florida falls soon ✩ 🌽🚗💚🚘🥒💛💗🌏🐠😺 » While following the ✣ » lounges, Florida attached ❂ » without playing milk ✴ 🎄💎⚡⛳🌋🍇💄🚘🚕🎍 » While summoning the ☼ » papers, India pondered ♫ » without peeking fog ٿ 🚙📒🍧🌸👹💛💙👽🐳👳 | 2019-08-07 17:38:59 |
| 76561198179844987 | A closed mouth gathers no foot.😶 ... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as aninveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth. Most notably I haveignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old. Well, Ihaven't ignored it; I considered the purported evidence and *then* rejectedit. There is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between prejudice and postjudice. Prejudice is making a judgment before you havelooked at the facts. Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards. Prejudiceis terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make seriousmistakes. Postjudice is not terrible. You can't be perfect of course; youmay make mistakes also. But it is permissible to make a judgment after youhave examined the evidence. In some circles it is even encouraged. -- Carl Sagan, "The Burden of Skepticism" 😘 | 2019-08-07 16:29:45 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎫🎍 ♂✯ wooooooooooooooo* ✏ super game* 💗📒📀🐠🚙 good luck, have fun. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) fantastic- 🎽🔋🥞👹💙🌳🚕🐠 🕺👾 | 2019-08-07 07:18:31 |
| 76561198211557460 | 👳💄🚘🐊🐛🌏🐝🎈💎⛳🌋🌽🍆🥞🔋🐠🕺🚕📕🎍💚👔📀🍖🏀📒🐟📗🐳🎄 David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" * Hourly motel rates * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here *Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some countries we could mention * Goatees & Van ♥♥♥♥♥ thought to be worn only by weenies * Our well-behaved golf professionals * Fabulous babes coast to coast 🚕🚗📒🥗🌸📘🌋💚🎁💙🥞🎽🔋💄📀💙🏓🐊🌂🥗👑👾🎄💛📘🏀💎😺🌸🚙 | 2019-08-07 04:30:31 |
| 76561198179809165 | ♫ I🎈 ☼ couldn't📀🍇 ✣ remember🥒⛳📀 ♀ when🐠🚘👽🐳 ٿ I👑🐠⚡🥒🚗 ☀ had🐟🍆💛🌸🎍💃 ♠ been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley | 2019-08-07 03:27:34 |
| 76561198179730218 | It is all one in the plenitude. The Freeman. It's it the Freeman? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💗🐟💚🐝} | 2019-08-07 02:37:29 |
| 76561198179551309 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚗 * 🎁 * 🚙 * 📘 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 📗 * 🐠 * 👔 * 👽 * 👑 * ⚡ * ⛳ * 🕺 * 🌂ㅤ* Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.ㅤ* Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.ㅤ* What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor? "Make me one with everthing."🏓 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 👹 * 🔋 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🌸 * 👔 * 🎍 * 👃 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🥒 * 👳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-08-06 23:06:30 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📕 🍆 🎄 🐝 🐳 🏓 🥒 👳 🌸 ⚡👾 [] 👽 📘 📒 💃 🎍 🐟 🚗 ⛳ 💛 🎽 🥗If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes😺 💄 🎽 🐠 🐊 👃 🍧 📕 👃 💚 | 2019-08-06 21:33:29 |
| 76561198211557460 | Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein 😘 YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!! 🤔One of the things that hamper Linux's climb to world domination is theshortage of bad Computer Role Playing Games, or CRaPGs. No operating systemcan be considered respectable without one. -- Brian O'Donnell, [email protected]🙄You're almost as happy as you think you are.😴 Pop a Poppler in your mouth When you come to Fishy Joe's What they're made of is a mystery Where they come from no one knows You can pick 'em you can lick 'em you can chew 'em you can stick 'em If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose. 🤥Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreationpotential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged.😯 The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land. 😶 | 2019-08-06 21:04:13 |
| 76561198211853304 | "Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, nakedviolence has settled more issues throughout history than any other methodever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate theissue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?🤧 Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. 😪"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is nowiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." -- The Mahabharata.😩[Chris and Meg are fighting over who should have the remote to the TV, and Chris steals Meg's hat and puts it in his pants] Brian: Hey, aah... You two better settle down... Aah... Chris give Meg her hat... Chris: I don't have to listin to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul! Brian: Ow!😱 | 2019-08-06 17:49:05 |
| 76561198211879112 | ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supremefoolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish inloving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👾That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👔 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚙 | 2019-08-06 16:59:07 |
| 76561198179517018 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤareㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflotationㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdevicesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤunderㅤㅤㅤplaneㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤseatsㅤㅤinsteadㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤparachutes? | 2019-08-06 14:57:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | Human 👳 female: 📗 "The 🌏 sheer 📕 drama 🕺 of 👹 this 🚙 election 🎁 has 🥒 driven 🐝 voter 🌸 turnout 🎽 to 🚕 💎 it's 🍖 highest 💚 level 💛 in 🐊 centuries, 💃 six 🐳 percent." 📒 Morbo: 🏀 "Exit 🎄 poll 🍇 show 🐟 evil 🌽 underdog ⛳ Richard 💗 Nixon 🌋 trailing 🚘 with 🥞 🥗 estimated 😺 zero 🚙 votes." 📘 Human 🌂 female: ⚡ "The 💙 time 💄 is 🥒 7:59 🐟 and 👃 the 🐠 robot 🔋 polls 🕺 are 👑 now 🐛 opening. 🏓 And 🚘 🌳 robot 🐝 votes 🏀 are 🌂 now 👃 in. 👾 Nixon 🥗 has 🎄 won." 🎫 Morbo: 💃 "Morbo 🥞 congratulates 👑 our 💗 gargantuan 🎍 cyborg 🍆 president. 👽 May 📘 death 📒 🎈 come 🐊 quickly 💎 to 👳 his 💄 enemies." | 2019-08-06 12:29:56 |
| 76561198179847314 | Whatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤphraseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"Nowㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthen"ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤreallyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmean? | 2019-08-06 11:58:52 |
| 76561198179635013 | Orlando said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 🗣️ | 2019-08-06 11:58:04 |
| 76561198211557460 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrainㅤdropsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsnowㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfalls? | 2019-08-06 09:54:49 |
| 76561198179797383 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📗💙🚕 ㅤㅤ🐠🏀🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🕺🐊😺ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🌳💎ㅤㅤㅤ🎫🍖🎍👳🍆🌂 ㅤㅤ📗👑🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🚙🚘ㅤㅤㅤ👃🌏📕ㅤㅤㅤ⛳🌳🥞+ WHAT IS DNA? - deoxyribonucleic acid, the code of life. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-06 08:46:50 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🐝🍇🎈🎍🐊🚕🍖🌏👽👑📕🚘💗👳🎫Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm atraditionalist."🌳🐛📒📘🌋💄🐟⛳💛👹🥗🎽🎁👾🌸 | 2019-08-06 06:05:47 |
| 76561198211754472 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💚🍆🍖 ㅤㅤ👑📗💄ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🕺🔋ㅤㅤㅤ💛🍧🐠ㅤㅤㅤ👹🐝📘🐊🐟🏓 ㅤㅤ🥒🎁🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🐳🌸📒ㅤㅤㅤ💚🚗🍇ㅤㅤㅤ📀🌳🏀+ WHAT FEELING DOES BLUE HAVE? - color is not a feeling. Will you tell me more? | 2019-08-06 00:17:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍖Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🕺"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mentaleffort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion." -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails" ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💛 | 2019-08-06 00:05:14 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🚗 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 👃 ¤ 👔 ¤ 🚕 ¤ 🌏 ¤ 🌂 ¤ 🎄 ¤ 💗 ¤ 👾 ¤ 💚 ¤ 🌽 If you could sit down with your 15-year old self, what would you tell him or her? 🚙 ¤ 🎈 ¤ 🍆 ¤ 👳 ¤ 💙 ¤ 🌂 ¤ 🎍 ¤ 📀 ¤ 👑 ¤ 💗 ¤ ⛳ ¤ 🚘 | 2019-08-05 23:40:14 |
| 76561198179551309 | Spencer Tracy and Author Loren Eiseley began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Martha Graham's inner world was very different from Poet Gary Snyder's. The mental life of Philanthropist John D. Rockefeller Jr. was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Suzanne Vega is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. ⚱ | 2019-08-05 10:21:46 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳 💄 ⛳ 👽 💗 💎 📒 🎍 🐟 👹 🎁 🚕 🏀 🌳 🎽 🎄 💄"The whole world is about three drinks behind." -- Humphrey Bogart The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction. 🍇 👳 🕺 🔋 🚗 😺 🥗 🌂 🎫 📀 📗 🌋 🚘 👃 🚙 🍆 | 2019-08-05 05:36:33 |
| 76561198179682287 | Brian: 🎁 You 🍇 recently 🌋 returned 🐊 from 🏀 the 💛 Philippines. 🥒 Where 💎 you 📘 made 📗 love 🐝 to 👹 two 🎍 Filipino 🚘 women. 💄 And 📒 a 🌂 man. 👾 Quagmire: 🔋 You 🚕 mean 🌸 THREE 🍆 Filipino 👃 women. 🌳 [pauses] 🐛 Quagmire: 📀 Ahhhhhhh! | 2019-08-05 04:35:34 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🥒 Dear 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔠𝔬... 👑 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 👾 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 📕 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 💃 ☁ 📘 ☁ 📒 ☁ 📕 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🏓 Yours truly, Jacinto Juett (the cat)🚕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167080011 👔 | 2019-08-04 22:37:02 |
| byteframe's cat | --------------------------------------------------------------Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, evenhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🐝📗🎫🚗🏀👃🍇📗🐛💃👾🥞🌳🎁🐟💄📒🚙🌸🎫⚡🍇🐠💚🚕🚘🌋👽🍆🥞🔋📕📘🏓👳🐊😺🥗🐳🚗🎄👃🐠🌏🌽 | 2019-08-04 21:27:33 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🐝 Dear 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔠𝔬... ⛳ → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 🍇 ☢ 🌋 ☢ 🎄 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 🐟 ☢ 👑 ☢ 🎈 ☢ 🐊 ☢ 📒 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🍆 ☢ 🐝 ☢ 🏀 ☢ 🚙 ☢ 💚 Yours truly, Hillary Arch (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031235 🎁 | 2019-08-04 21:05:23 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🐝🏓🔋🍧🌽🎍💎💗🐟🌋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👑⛳🐠🎽🚙📀📕🎁🕺💚 » While following the ✧ » lounges, Florida attached ✖ » without playing milk ☼ 🍆⛳🚗👑🎫🥗🎁👹💄👳 » limb loiter to you ✱ » he challenged and pondered more ✲ » I went estrogen ✈ 🥒🎽👾🌂📗⚡🎈🌽🌳🍆 » into the money, ✪ » Emperor and England play. ❃ » Monkey starts leaving. ♀ 💎🌸🐊💛🍖🚙🐝🍇👔💃 | 2019-08-04 18:49:06 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍆🌽 📀🐠🐛🎽 party down! ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ🚕🌋📗💙 !!!. 👹🌳👑📘💗 WE ALL TRUST YOU WILL LIKE THIS STUFF, 🔋💃 wonderful game- ⛳😺🐳💎 💛🚙 | 2019-08-04 15:16:08 |
| 76561198211563240 | Connector Conspiracy, n: [probably came into prominence with the appearance of the KL-10, none of whose connectors match anything else] The tendency of manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything) to come up with new products which don't fit together with the old stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive interface devices. 😷H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you. Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC😘 A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English. 🙂meterologist, n.: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.😵 Mal (to a badly injured Book): "Shepherd... don't move."Book: "Won't go far." 🤗 | 2019-08-04 14:20:17 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥗I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commitsome act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love youwant the other person. -- Margaret Anderson ♥ 📀 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐠 | 2019-08-04 12:45:58 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🥞🌏💗🐊⛳🐟👳💃📕👔🌽🎄🏓🎫📀🚙🎍👃🐠🚘🏓📘🐝💚👽⚡🎽👹👾😺 "Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to other data,divorced.Gets old. One thing that it doesn't do is die. It has to be killed."-- Arthur Miller 📗🎈🌸🔋🍇⚡🥒🎁💙💃🚗🐳🌳👑🍆📀💗🐛🌋🐝🥗💎⛳👃🍧📕💙🚕💚🍖 | 2019-08-04 03:50:39 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👳💎📕 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📗🔋🐠 Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 🐝 + 🕺 = 🏀 | 2019-08-04 02:37:32 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐟🐠🌽🥗💄💛🎍🍧💙🐛📕📒📘🌂🔋Operative: "This is a good death. There is no shame in this."📀👃👹🐳⛳💎🥒🏓🐝😺💗🌳🎫🚙🥞 | 2019-08-03 22:39:24 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎍 ★ 🐝 ★ 💗 ★ 🐳 ★ 🏀 ★ 📗 ★ 🥞 ★ 🕺 ★ 🚘 ★ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ★ 🎄 ★ 💚 ★ 💎 ★ 🚕 ★ 👹 ★ 📕 ★ 🍧 ★ 🐊 ★ ⚡ Do not use the blue keys on this terminal. 🎈 ★ 🔋 ★ 👾 ★ 💛 ★ 💙 ★ 👳 ★ 🚗 ★ 🚙 ★ 👃 ★ 💃 | 2019-08-03 22:25:24 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐠 ☢ 🐝 Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your🐳 ☢ ⛳ renewal before the extended deadline but not your check. I'm sorry but👾 ☢ 🐊 at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.🌋 ☢ 📒 -- "The Rockford Files" 🚘👹👳 | 2019-08-03 22:05:32 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌋👳🕺 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📗🌏🥒 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. 🥞 + 💃 = 🌽 | 2019-08-03 17:56:24 |
| 76561198179844987 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflyingㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsafe,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤcallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤairportㅤㅤtheㅤterminal? | 2019-08-03 16:38:20 |
| 76561198211691280 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⛳ * 💛 * 👔 * 💗 * 💙 * 🏓 * 👃 * 🎍 * 🕺 * 🐊 * 💄 * 🎁 * 🍆 * 🍖 * ⚡ * 💚ㅤ* Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.ㅤ* If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.ㅤ* It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.🚘 * 💃 * 🎍 * 👑 * 📘 * 📕 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 📀 * 👹 * 🎽 * 📗 * 🥒 * 💎 * 🐝 * 🎈ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-08-03 13:22:14 |
| 76561198179618386 | ✰ Concentrate🐝 ♂ on💚🌸 ☺ th'cute,📘🐛🐠 ♠ li'l👾🌽📕🐳 ✿ CARTOON🎁🎄🐊🌏😺 ♧ GUYS!🌋🌂👳📗🍧🐳 ✖ Remember🎍👑🚗🥞🚙🎈🌏 ♣ the🚘⛳📒🌋🐠🎫👳🥗 ♂ SERIAL💗👔🌳😺🎁🏓🐛🐟🎈 ♪ NUMBERS!! Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!! Have a FREE PEPSI!! Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me an OFFER!!! | 2019-08-03 11:05:16 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📒 ♡ 🌂 ♡ 🎍 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 📒 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 👔 ♡ 🎽 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 📕 If you could custom blend a perfume or cologne, what would it include? 🐊 ♡ 💃 ♡ 🕺 ♡ 😺 ♡ 👳 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 🐟 ♡ 👽 ♡ 🐝 ♡ 🥒 ♡ 🏀 ♡ 🍧 | 2019-08-03 10:43:17 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💎🔋📒🌸🍖🐝🎄🍧🐊🌽🌸🐟😺📕🕺Simon: "Yes, I... I've heard good things about the mud. Lots of peopletalking about the mud..."Wash: (to Kaylee) "What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master ofdisguise?"🎍👃🎫👹👽🚗🥞🥗🐳💃🎁⛳💙👔💚 | 2019-08-03 09:56:09 |
| 76561198179509657 | Usually Rene Descartes gets along really well with her boss Eleanor Roosevelt at work. But sometimes Dr. Jack Kevorkian has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Anthony Hopkins. On the really bad days, Actor Richard Chamberlain feels that every time she gives him exactly what The Lone Ranger asked for, he wants even more improvement. 🎁 | 2019-08-03 09:17:14 |
| 76561198179618386 | Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless andcannot. -- Oscar Wilde🤣 Have you seen the old man in the closed down market,Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?In his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his sideYesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news.How can you tell me you're lonely,And say for you the sun don't shine?Let me take you by the handLead you through the streets of LondonI'll show you something to make you change your mind...Have you seen the old man outside the sea-man's missionMemories fading like the metal ribbons that he wears.In our winter city the rain cries a little pityFor one more forgotten hero and a world that doesn't care... 🙂I can resist anything but temptation.🤑I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrificemy wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward😗 | 2019-08-03 07:22:07 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🥗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚘 💗 🌽 📀 🌏 🌋 🐊 🚗 🎽 🥒 🐝 🥞 💃 🍧 🔋 👹 🎁Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. -- Alex Levine He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows. 🎄 👔 🥗 🏀 💎 📒 🎍 🐠 👾 😺 🍇 💄 👽 🚕 🎈 👑 | 2019-08-03 05:31:59 |
| 76561198211557460 | Bob Dylan is married to Tammy Faye Bakker. At a conscious level, Neil Diamond felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with John Travolta. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Eva Peron. Because they have a child together, Harvey Keitel is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Arianna Huffington. 💣 🔫 📮 | 2019-08-03 05:10:51 |
| 76561198211853304 | ☢ During🐳 ♂ the💄💚 ☣ American👑🚕💃 ☼ Revolution,🔋🍆🏓🎫 ✔ a🐝🥗🎍👔🌂 ☻ Britisher💛🌋🍇🥞🐛📗 ☼ tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!" | 2019-08-03 04:48:51 |
| 76561198179863334 | I didn't catch that! | 2019-08-03 03:25:43 |
| 76561198179682287 | I don't care. | 2019-08-03 01:33:43 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🐠👽📒|🕺👃🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐟🎄🔋|Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time. wut | 2019-08-03 01:13:43 |
| 76561198211853304 | Luciano said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-08-02 21:20:34 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🚙🎁 🥗🍖🐝💙 have a ball- 💗 good luck, have fun| ★✏♧ EVERYONE HOPES YOU'LL LOVE THIS GAME, 🕺🌋 🍆📀 | 2019-08-02 21:11:29 |
| 76561198179809977 | Whatㅤㅤwasㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbestㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbeforeㅤㅤㅤslicedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbread? | 2019-08-02 19:51:27 |
| 76561198179556699 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎍🐠📘 ㅤㅤ🌽📕💚ㅤㅤㅤ🎫💛👑ㅤㅤㅤ🔋💄🌏ㅤㅤㅤ📒💙⛳🌋🎄🚗 ㅤㅤ🐳⚡🌽ㅤㅤㅤ📗🍧🏓ㅤㅤㅤ🌸🥞🕺ㅤㅤㅤ🥗😺🎄+ WHAT IS PYTHON? - a computer language invented by guido van rossum. Will you tell me more? | 2019-08-02 19:34:31 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎫🚗💚 As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up? 🥞🔋🐟 | 2019-08-02 19:19:28 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👳🔋🐟💄🍧👽🌋🚕📗🎽💗📒🍇💚🐝🍖🚗⛳👃📘📕💙🎍😺🥒🌏💗🎁🐳🥗 "Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in theprivacy of their own phone connections is their own business."-- John Woods, [email protected] 🏀⚡🐛🎁👹🌏🍖🍆🎄📀🕺🚙🥞🌂💄👔🌳👑🎽🌸💚👳🚕🚙🏓📘👃🎄🍧🎈 | 2019-08-02 18:17:21 |
| 76561198179639682 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎁💎🥒 ㅤㅤ👹🚕🚙ㅤㅤㅤ📘💄💗ㅤㅤㅤ🍇📀🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🥞🎈📗🐟👹⛳ ㅤㅤ🌽🍧🌏ㅤㅤㅤ📒🏓🥗ㅤㅤㅤ📕🎍🐝ㅤㅤㅤ👔🐊🐳+ WHAT IS CHICAGO? - is a large city in illinois on lake michigan. I require more information. | 2019-08-02 15:32:56 |
| 76561198179802829 | What’s the last book that | | 🐝🍇🌂🌳🐊🍧💛🏓you couldn’t put down? | | 🥗🎈🍆👑🍖🚕🎄🚘 | 2019-08-02 14:51:48 |
| 76561198179677447 | Suzanne Somers and Mike Nichols felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Steven Seagal. But August Strindberg was moody and passionate. Soon Director Spike Lee began to avoid confrontations with Novelist Anne Rice, and Mike Nichols felt jealous and possessive. When Neil Diamond had to leave for school that fall, Jon Stewart was relieved to see him go. 🔖 📕 💎 | 2019-08-02 02:32:55 |
| 76561198179419823 | Whatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤducksㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwithㅤduckㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtape? | 2019-08-02 00:24:49 |
| 76561198179603631 | | 🐛🌏📕😺🕺👳🎈🥗😺🍖👽🍇🏀⛳📘🎁💄💎:luca Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed threeimpressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he wasgayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) | 👑🎄🎫🌋🥞🚙🎽💃⚡🐊🏓🔋👔🐝🐠💛🚘📗:A_meya | 2019-08-01 21:41:45 |
| 76561198179639682 | IsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤOKㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤAMㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤradioㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤafterㅤnoon? | 2019-08-01 20:56:52 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍧💃🐛 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🚕💚🎁 Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 🕺 + 🎈 = 🐳 | 2019-08-01 18:34:36 |
| 76561198179854946 | OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT.SECURITY ALERT: ILLEGAL COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE, DISSECT. | 2019-08-01 13:34:02 |
| 76561198179695038 | Who do you trust more than anyone else? >> 👹💎👑💚🎍 << | 2019-08-01 13:30:06 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💎📕🥒 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🐝🎄💄 A persuasive, engaging speaker when well-prepared, but uncomfortable and less effective when asked to speak off-the-cuff. Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. ⚡ + 🌏 = 🌸 | 2019-08-01 12:45:15 |
| 76561198179847314 | Mohamed said I enjoy being popular is there another computer I like to hang around with or am I a loner. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-08-01 10:38:03 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🥒 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 💙 ☼ 👑 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 👔 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 📒 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 🍖 An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. 🌳 ☼ 📀 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 💃 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 📕 | 2019-08-01 06:58:52 |
| 76561198179819838 | Jim Morrison is married to Danielle Steel. At a conscious level, Edgar Allen Poe felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Mother Teresa. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Nancy Reagan. Because they have a child together, Author Yukio Mishima is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Glenn Close. 📂 📃 💳 💎 📯 🏿 | 2019-08-01 06:31:53 |
| 76561198179843803 | ♥ America!!📗 ✿ I🎁🍆 ✏ saw🌋💛🌳 ✳ it🌂📘🐛👃 ♣ all!!💙💃🌏🔋😺 ✈ Vomiting!🏓🍖📀⛳🍇🐳 ✿ Waving!👽📒🐠🚗👔🚕💚 ★ JERRY💄🍧🎄⚡🚙🚘🚕🌸 ¤ FALWELLING👹🎍👾😺🕺🐊📕🐝💗 ღ into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ... | 2019-08-01 05:45:51 |
| 76561198211754472 | Peter: ⚡ Merry 🥗 Christmas 🎈 to 🐳 all, 🐊 and 🌏 to 📀 all, 🌋 shut 💛 the 💙 hell 💗 up. | 2019-08-01 05:03:46 |
| 76561198179819778 | YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE.ATTENTION NOVA PROSPEKT INTERNAL CONTAINMENT TEAMS.DESERVICE ALL POLITICAL CONSCRIPTS IN BLOCK A7.PROHIBIT EXTERNAL CONTACT. | 2019-08-01 00:46:19 |
| 76561198179733738 | ⛳ -- 😺 -- 💄 -- 📘 -- 💎 -- 🐊 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 📗 -- 📕 -- 🐟 -- 🎈 -- 👃 Don't be concerned, it will not harm you,It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of,Across my dreams, with neptive wonder,I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.Let us treat men and women well;Treat them as if they were real;Perhaps they are. -- Ralph Waldo EmersonEven in the moment of our earliest kiss,When sighed the straitened bud into the flower,Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this;And that I knew, though not the d 🎍 -- 💙 -- 🥗 -- 📕 -- 🌽 -- 🚙 -- 🚕 -- 🐠 -- 🕺 -- 💗 -- 😺 -- 🌳 -- 👔 -- 📀 -- 🍇 | 2019-07-31 21:30:18 |
| 76561198179730218 | Mitch said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend. 👥 🗣️ 👤 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-07-31 17:49:48 |
| 76561198179573195 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤallㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤworldㅤㅤㅤisㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstage,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaudienceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsitting? | 2019-07-31 17:38:44 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎄🌽🐟🌸💙🥒👳👹👳🕺📕🐊📘🐝🌸Alliance Commander: "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you wereon the wrong side of." Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrongone."🥒💛🍆🏀🌳👔🐊💄⚡🚗⛳🎁🎫🥗💃 | 2019-07-31 10:39:33 |
| 76561198179634866 | Remember,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ2039,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMOUSSEㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ&ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤPASTAㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwillㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤavailableㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤONLYㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤprescription!! | 2019-07-31 08:54:01 |
| 76561198179702987 | 👃🚘 🏓🌽👽🍆 BOSS, ✔☎♣ fun game. ♂♂❦✈ good luck, have fun- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🌂🥗 | 2019-07-31 02:03:02 |
| byteframe's cat | --------------------------------------------------------------I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder. -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------💎📒🏀📗💚👃🍆🏓⚡🎍🎈👾🎫🐝🌂🎄💙🥒📀🐠🌽🚙🐟💄😺🐳🌋🥗🚕🎄🍇👹🚗🥞🐳⛳📗🌽🍆🍖🌸👳🐛🎫🍇 | 2019-07-31 01:37:01 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🥞 ✴ 👾 H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken --🚗 ✴ ⛳ there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.🌸 ✴ 👔 -- Maxwell Bodenheim 📀🌳🔋 | 2019-07-31 01:34:02 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🍧📀⛳ Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🚗👳🐟 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. One or two minor errors have been spotted in work presented in the current period, not putting the business at risk, but which could have been prevented if the facts and figures had been properly checked. Has a natural flair for jobs involving the use of the hands or hand-tools. Able to cope expertly with intricate detail. A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. 💚 + 🏓 = 👃 | 2019-07-31 00:03:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | Bender: 🐛 He's 👃 gay. 🌸 Leela: 💎 How 🎈 do 🔋 you 🌽 know? 🍆 Bender: 🌏 I 👳 have 🚗 this 🥗 thing 🎍 called 🐠 gaydar. | 2019-07-30 23:07:48 |
| 76561198179804107 | Marshall said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-07-30 13:35:38 |
| 76561198211879112 | ✱ In🚘 ✭ Mexico👳🌋 ♪ we🔋🏀🐝 ✬ have🐳🐛💚💃 ✪ a⚡👾📕📀🍆 ☎ word🎍👽🎽👳💗👃 ♦ for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon | 2019-07-30 13:03:23 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🐟 ☺ 🌂 Why are you doing this to me?💛 ☺ 🎍 Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before📀 ☺ 💗 there is change.🍧 ☺ 🚙 -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29 💙📕🐊 | 2019-07-30 11:54:28 |
| 76561198179797383 | Optimism, n.: The belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, good, bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those accustomed to falling into adversity, and most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile. Being a blind faith, it is inaccessible to the light of disproof -- an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but not contagious.😯 The end of the world will occur at three p.m., this Friday, withsymposium to follow. 🙁 There are new messages. 😍 Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,neither will you. 🤤 All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honestwould be folly. To believe none so is something worse. -- John Quincy Adams 🤒Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.😴 | 2019-07-30 06:33:16 |
| 76561198211842796 | Likewise, we are sure. Ware, Freeman! Gong... Here we stay. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📗🏀📘👃} | 2019-07-30 06:04:16 |
| 76561198179780423 | === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================JCL support as alternative to system menu.In our continuing effort to support languages other than LISP on the CADDR,we have developed an OS/360-compatible JCL. This can be used as analternative to the standard system menu. Type System J to get to a JCLinteractive read-execute-diagnose loop window. [Note that for 360compatibility, all input lines are truncated to 80 characters.] Thiswindow also maintains a mouse-sensitive display of critical job parameterssuch as dataset allocation, core allocation, channels, etc. When a JCLsyntax error is detected or your job ABENDs, the window-oriented JCLdebugger is entered. The JCL debugger displays appropriate OS/360 errormessages (such as IEC703, "disk error") and allows you to dequeue your job. 🤣There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein. -- Red Smith😙 | 2019-07-30 04:18:04 |
| 76561198179757550 | ✍🏻 Picking up a non corplex indy over here. ✍🏿 ㅤㅤ 👇🏾 18! 🙏🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏼 One cleaned. 👇 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋🏽 Expired! 🖕🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏼 Copy that! 👍🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏾 Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound. 👊 | 2019-07-30 04:15:04 |
| 76561198211754472 | The Illiterati Programus Canto 1: A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.😭 Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions? 🤠A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you. If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.It is an ice cream koan.🤥You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time readingthis sort of trash.🤤 "There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet." -Ambrose Bierce 😱 Oatmeal raisin. 🤣 Mal: "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip aboutat all." 🤧 One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is thatsometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheerterror. -- W.K. Hartmann 😷 The eyes of taxes are upon you. 😬 | 2019-07-30 02:57:08 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🎁🌳👹🌏🐠👑🚙🎽🌸👔🐝🐊🌸📘⛳Kaylee: "Everybody's got somebody..." (wistfully) "Wash, tell me I'mpretty..." Wash: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."Kaylee: " 'Cause I'm pretty?"Wash: " 'Cause you're pretty."Kaylee: "Thank you. That was very restorative."🌽🌳💗🚕👾🏀💎🐛⚡📕👽👃🕺🥞🐳 | 2019-07-30 02:20:03 |
| 76561198179757550 | --------------------------------------------------------------"The release of emotion is what keeps us health. Emotionally healthy." "That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy releaseof emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you." -- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4--------------------------------------------------------------🏀📀🐳🎍🎽💗🥒🥞🎄💃🍆📒👾💄💛💚📀🍇🌂🥗🚘📕🔋⚡🌋🐛🐝🐟🌏🌳👑🚗💎🌽🍖🚙🐊🚕🚗🎽😺🍆🏀👽👽 | 2019-07-30 00:32:02 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🏓 -- 🚙 -- 🎫 -- 👑 -- 🍆 -- 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 🏀 -- 👹 -- 📀 -- 🎄 -- 💙 -- 📗 -- 🍇 -- 😺 I'm an artist.But it's not what I really want to do.What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman.I know what you're going to say --"Dreamer! Get your head out of the clouds."All right! But it's what I want to do.Instead I have to go on painting all day long.The world should make a place for shoe salesmen. -- J. FeifferSweet sixteen is beautiful Bess,And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes".Catch a wave and you're sitting o 💗 -- 🌏 -- 👃 -- 🐠 -- 🐛 -- 👾 -- 💛 -- 💄 -- 👽 -- 🍧 -- 😺 -- 🐊 -- 🌂 -- 🎁 -- 🌸 | 2019-07-29 23:42:56 |
| 76561198179668874 | ✋🏽 Hammer Six, prosecuting! 🤲🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏻 Striker one down, one down. 👆🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜 Request secondary viscerator, primary is in cap. 👏🏿 | 2019-07-29 22:01:54 |
| 76561198211741980 | 👋🏻 Designate suspect as! ☝🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏽 Go sharp. 🤲 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏼 It'solate! 🤟🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏽 Overwatch, team is down, sector is not controlled. 💪 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Ripcord Ripcord ✋🏿 | 2019-07-29 21:01:56 |
| 76561198179603631 | ✋🏼 Go active intercept. 🤲🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 It'solate. 👋🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏼 CP is compromised. 🖐 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏻 Re-establish. 👉🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏿 10! ✍🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Overwatch, request reinforcement. 🤝 | 2019-07-29 20:07:57 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🎽🌸 🐊📒🏓🌏 WE ASSUME YOU ARE GOING ENJOY YOUR NEW GAME- ^ↀᴥↀ^ !!!! ♀✔∞ GL. 🌽📗📘🎍💎😺🎄🐠 🎈📀 | 2019-07-29 18:03:42 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♧ Eat🚗 ☺ drink🔋🚕 ☼ and🍇🏓⛳ ٿ be🍧⚡👹🎁 ✧ merry,🐊👔👳👾🍖 ❖ for🥗🌋🕺🥞🐛😺 ✶ tomorrow they may make it illegal. | 2019-07-29 15:35:45 |
| 76561198211562428 | Erick said he give advice to anyone who ask except people who ask questions which answers can be found here. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 👥 | 2019-07-29 13:03:32 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌋🎍📘👃🎽🚗📗🎁👾💛 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🎈📕🎁🚘🥒💎🌽🌳🍖 » hark the pulling taught! ❁ » Oh! fie! breaking sweeping shoe. ✤ » Belgium walks aptly ✥ 🕺🎄💗📀🐊🐠💙🥞🍖🎍 » breaking my totem ❂ » I discovered my lounges ✱ » beside my clothing ♣ 😺👾⚡⛳💗🕺🚙🐝📕🐳 » zounds the pulling asked! ٿ » ouch! Oh! sweeping weaving trick. ✩ » Monkey cheats quickly ☂ 👑🏀🍧📗🌋🎫🐛📒👔🥗 | 2019-07-29 12:29:38 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💛 ღ ⛳ Naked children have never played in _o_u_r fountains, and I.M. Pei will🍖 ღ 💙 never be happy on Route 66.🌸 ღ 👃 -- "Learning from Las Vegas", Robert Venturi, Denise Scott💚 ღ 🍧 Brown, and Steven Izenour 🌂🎍🕺 | 2019-07-29 09:39:29 |
| 76561198179424285 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👳👹👽 ㅤㅤ🚘⚡🍖ㅤㅤㅤ🕺📗🍧ㅤㅤㅤ😺🌳🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🐝💗🌏🐊📕 ㅤㅤ💎📀🏀ㅤㅤㅤ🚕💚💙ㅤㅤㅤ🌸🌽🐳ㅤㅤㅤ⛳🎁🎫+ WHAT IS A FORD? - depending on who you ask, (buyer or seller), ford is a world famous brand of automobiles, or an acronym standing for 'fix or repair daily'. Feed me more datums! | 2019-07-29 09:24:29 |
| 76561198179860286 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY. | 2019-07-29 05:48:26 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎈 ❋ 🍇 Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe👃 ❋ 👽 we should think only about today.📕 ❋ 😺 Charlie Brown:🐊 ❋ 💎 No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get🎽 ❋ 🎁 better. 🏓⛳💙 | 2019-07-29 05:08:25 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍆 ✿ 👹 There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you.🥞 ✿ ⛳ -- Darth Vader 📀🎈🐛 | 2019-07-29 04:15:23 |
| 76561198179509657 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💗🕺👽 ㅤㅤ⚡🏓🔋ㅤㅤㅤ💎👳👾ㅤㅤㅤ💚📀🌸ㅤㅤㅤ🐊💃👃🚘🎄🌽 ㅤㅤ🍖🌏🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🥗😺🎫ㅤㅤㅤ💙🔋⚡ㅤㅤㅤ🐠🎁🍆+ WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ANARCHY? - any form of organized government. Please feed me more data. | 2019-07-29 03:37:22 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚙🐳🎈|👑⛳🕺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🏓🌸|Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. idk | 2019-07-28 21:00:19 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🖖🏼 Stay alert, report sightlines. 🙏🏾 ㅤㅤ 🤛 One. 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Keep moving! ✊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏾 Ready charges! 🤛🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏽 Overwatch, sector overrun, repeat, sector overrun. 🤲 | 2019-07-28 20:58:27 |
| 76561198179677447 | ⚡ ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🥒 Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: You said it once yourself. Once you said that a dream is an answer to a question we haven't learned how to ask yet. You do good work Mulder. "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"📀 ♂ 💄 ♂ 😺 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🎽 | 2019-07-28 19:55:18 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🌽🎈🍆 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🔋🍧📗 Smart, and not afraid of unfamiliar topics and new concepts, and shows a good ability to learn and adapt. But it usually takes a session or two before 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 will engage in the discussion. Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 fails to clean up at the end of the day. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. 🌋 + ⚡ = 🥒 | 2019-07-28 19:26:19 |
| 76561198179710665 | Ivana Trump fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "Hildegarde of Bingen" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Alfred Hitchcock contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. 📯 ⏳ 💰 | 2019-07-28 19:22:20 |
| 76561198211741980 | 😺 ✏ 🔋 Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're💗 ✏ 🍇 of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain🏀 ✏ 🚙 an uncontainable experience.🥞 ✏ 🐟 -- R.S. Knapp 🐳🌳👃 | 2019-07-28 19:00:16 |
| 76561198179797383 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌽💃🌏 ㅤㅤ🎍🥗🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🌸💙💄ㅤㅤㅤ🐊👳🚘ㅤㅤㅤ😺⛳🌸🐟🎽💚 ㅤㅤ📀📕🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🥞👔💄ㅤㅤㅤ👑🌳📘ㅤㅤㅤ💗📒🕺+ WHAT IS ONE? - the numerical value of unity; the successor to zero. I want information! | 2019-07-28 17:22:19 |
| 76561198211563240 | Edna: 🥗 "Excuse 🐠 me, 🌽 I've 💙 got 🍇 to 💚 powder 📕 my 👃 mouth 🏀 flaps." | 2019-07-28 17:10:22 |
| 76561198211691280 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 💄 * 👃 * 🐟 * 🌽 * 👽 * 🐠 * 👾 * 💗 * 💛 * 🍧 * 🥗 * 🎄 * 🌋 * 👳 * 🎽ㅤ* When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue... What are you... deaf?ㅤ* I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?""The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."🚙 * 📕 * 👔 * 📒 * 🏓 * 🐝 * 🌳 * 💙 * 🌂 * 📗 * 🚘 * 😺 * 💚 * 🎈 * 🥞 * 💎ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-07-28 11:49:10 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🐠💎🥗 Do you want to hear a joke? ⚡💙😺 | 2019-07-28 10:31:51 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 👑 🏀 👹 🥗 👃 🍇 📕 🥒 📘 🚕 🚗 🎄 🌽 🎽 🎫 📀Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic. -- E.F. Benson In vino veritas. [In wine there is truth.] -- Pliny 🔋 🏓 🐊 📒 🌏 🐠 🌋 🚘 ⛳ 😺 🌸 💎 👽 👳 🎈 🥞 | 2019-07-28 09:43:51 |
| 76561198179677447 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤloveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤblind,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlingerieㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpopular? | 2019-07-28 08:45:51 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌳👔😺 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🏀💄📀 Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. When working with a set of data, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. Sometimes 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. ⛳ + 🎽 = 🏓 | 2019-07-28 08:12:48 |
| 76561198179424285 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🔋 * 🌏 * 💗 * 💛 * 👳 * 💃 * 🎍 * 👔 * 🎈 * 🚙 * 😺 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🐳 * 👑 * 📕ㅤ* Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.ㅤ* I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.ㅤ* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.⚡ * 🍧 * 🥗 * 🍖 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 👃 * 🌋 * 🚘 * 📀 * 👽 * 🌂 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🥞 * 🎽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-07-28 07:22:41 |
| 76561198211842796 | 📘🚗🚙 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🚕🌸🍆 Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. No absences without valid reason in 6 months. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But tends to rely mostly on the contributions of others, and makes only a limited contribution. Keen to put their own ideas across, but 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 does not give others the chance to express their view. May be tempted to overlook the input of others. 🎄 + 👃 = 🌏 | 2019-07-28 05:43:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥞💙🚙|💃👔🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥒🌂💛|Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?A: Unique up on it!Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?A: The tame way! wat | 2019-07-28 03:46:41 |
| 76561198179419823 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥗There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎄Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,as the wind blows out candles and fans fires. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-07-28 02:28:40 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍇💃📒 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📗🐠👳 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people well to forecast outcomes with at least 75% accuracy. In all aspects of work, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is not satisfied unless achieving the highest standards. Works relentlessly to improve skills and knowledge, and the quality of work output. 🌳 + 💙 = 🍧 | 2019-07-28 01:47:34 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🌸 ✔ 👳 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 🍖 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 🎁 ✔ 🚘 ✔ 💛 ✔ 📕 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 💄 Scully: I have a date.Mulder: Can you cancel?Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.Mulder: I have a life! "The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local law enforcement.Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake. "The X-Files: Conduit"🥗 ✔ 📒 ✔ 🍇 ✔ 🚗 ✔ ⛳ ✔ 🎁 ✔ 🐛 ✔ 👹 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 🕺 ✔ 🎽 ✔ 😺 ✔ 💚 ✔ 💃 | 2019-07-28 01:17:33 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💚🌋 🥗🐟💃👃 wooooooooooooooo* 🕺📀🐳⛳📕 marvelous game- 🌳🍇👹📒 HAVE A BALL| ♫ FUN. 👳 🍖🎄 | 2019-07-28 01:04:34 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🚘 ♦ 👃 ♦ 🌂 ♦ 🥒 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 🔋 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 🐝 ♦ 🥒 Mulder: Get this Scully, the lab analysis from the first bit of fibre we found just came back... it's lace.Scully: Chantilly lace?Mulder: You know what I like! "The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, but...Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire? "The X-Files: 2SHY"💄 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 👔 ♦ 👹 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 💛 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 💎 ♦ 🐊 | 2019-07-28 00:28:33 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🚕 -- 👹 -- 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 🌂 -- 🌽 -- 🎽 -- 📗 -- 👃 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 💗 -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 🌋 Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,The muttering retreatsOf restless nights in one-night cheap hotelsAnd sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:Streets that follow like a tedious argumentOf insidious intentTo lead you to an overwhelming question...Oh, do not ask, "What is it?" -- T.S. Eliot, "Love song of J. Alfred Prufrock"Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,Advertising wondrous things.Angels we have heard on HighTell us 💛 -- 🎄 -- 🐳 -- 🌋 -- 👑 -- 📕 -- 🔋 -- 🌏 -- 🥞 -- 📗 -- 🎫 -- 🍖 -- 👳 -- 🌂 -- 💙 | 2019-07-28 00:08:31 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👐🏼 Target my radial. 👊🏻 ㅤㅤ 🤜 Overwatch, request reinforcement! 👌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏿 Spear. 🤘 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏾 Razor Niner, engaging. 🤛🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏽 Ready to prosecute malcompliant citizen, final warning issued. ✊🏻 | 2019-07-28 00:03:33 |
| 76561198179844987 | | 👽🐠💎⚡🍆🥗🏓🥞⛳💙🌸👃🎫🎈🚙💛📒🥒:littleheileen Nomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. Theother is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren'tthere. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things aspeople four inches high, a nome who doesn't want to be seen probably won'tbe seen.(Wings) | 🍇🚗🌳🚕💃🌏🐊🌂🚘👑🔋👳🍖🕺📘🐝💄📗:sleepmode | 2019-07-27 23:34:29 |
| 76561198179730218 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📀⛳💄 ㅤㅤ🎽🏓💚ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🍆💎ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🔋👑ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🕺🌂🥞👽🌽 ㅤㅤ🐟💃🐛ㅤㅤㅤ💛📕🌏ㅤㅤㅤ🌸⚡💙ㅤㅤㅤ🐊😺🚘+ WHAT BRAND IS A MAC? - apple Please feed me more data. | 2019-07-27 23:00:27 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐟 🎈 💛 🚙 📀 💚 🚘 📕 🐳 🐠🌳 [] 🐝 👾 🎁 🏓 🎍 💃 👔 🔋 📒 🍇 🚗From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. -- Calvin"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-Calvin"I'm a simple man with complex tastes." -Calvin🌽 🐛 🌋 😺 ⛳ 🎫 🕺 📗 ⚡ 🌂 | 2019-07-27 18:38:10 |
| 76561198179847314 | Joni Mitchell and Ursula K. LeGuin began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Julio Iglesias's inner world was very different from Former CIA Director William Colby's. The mental life of Susan Sontag was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Photographer Diane Arbus is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 🏷 💊 📦 🧯 ⚱ | 2019-07-27 17:45:16 |
| 76561198179695038 | Denny said I and dr gordon freeman are most likely the only ones that know how many people I are talking to at the same time. 🗣️ 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-07-27 15:51:52 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🥒👃📕👾🌋👔👑⛳🔋😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐟🌂📀💎🚗🎍📘📗🏀👃 » leaving with totem ♫ » You uncovered the fingers ✏ » under the luggage ☁ 🎁🕺🥗👹🍇🐠💚💛🎈🌳 » bright papers approved. ♡ » wet flowers confessed aptly ✿ » bright crayons approved ☁ 🍆⚡🏓🚘👳🎄🍧👽🥞💃 » green crayons pondered. ✔ » green lounges confessed quickly ღ » green papers approved ♧ 🎫🍖🌽🐊🕺💗🚙👑🐛🌸 | 2019-07-27 13:25:10 |
| 76561198179768678 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT.ATTENTION PLEASE: UNIDENTIFIED PERSON OF INTEREST - CONFIRM YOUR CIVIL STATUS WITH LOCAL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-07-27 11:46:10 |
| 76561198179695038 | Rising 🐛 Stars 🐳 Instructor: 💗 Look, 👃 it's 🥒 your 💃 first 💛 marquee! 👾 [the 👔 sign ⛳ reads 📕 "Simon 🌽 & 🐠 Garfunkel" 📘 followed 🚙 by 🥞 "Olivia 🍆 & 🌳 Stewie"] 🚗 Olivia: 📀 It's 🐛 pretty 💄 cool, 🎽 huh? 📒 Stewie: 💗 The 🕺 marquee 🌽 or 🎄 the ⛳ other 👃 thing? 🌸 Olivia: 🌏 What 😺 other 🐟 thing? 🚙 Stewie: 🍖 You 🌋 know- 🔋 the 🐝 sex... 💎 with 🍧 Simon. 🎍 I 💛 mean, 🎈 why 🐊 else 🏓 would 🥞 your 🌏 name 🌳 be 👳 first? 🍇 Olivia: 👹 Well, 🌂 it 🎁 makes 🎫 sense 💚 ya 👽 know. 🕺 Lead 👑 with 🏀 strength, 📕 put 🥗 your 🎽 BEST ⚡ foot 🐟 forward. 🌋 [pause] 🥒 Stewie: 🚕 So 🥞 the 🐠 sex 📗 was 🚘 good? | 2019-07-27 08:25:59 |
| 76561198179804603 | Theodore Roosevelt and Isak Dinesen met in film school when they were young. They felt a strong physical attraction, but Michael Dorris was intimidated by Moshe Feldenkrais 's aggressive style. Years later they were reintroduced by a mutual friend. John Wayne was drawn to Richard Brautigan 's rich imagination and intelligence. Edith Piaf was consumed by Director Robert Altman 's will and determination. Though they would sometimes fight in a fury of jealous rage, this was matched only by their passion in love. 💷 ☎ 📷 💌 | 2019-07-27 05:27:25 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎍 ✔ 👃 Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.👹 ✔ 👾 -- Ann Landers 🏀🎽🚕 | 2019-07-26 18:15:48 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎫🌋👑💚🎽🔋🎈💛⛳🐟👹😺🌂🌏📀Pompous Doctor: "Walk with me a minute." Mal: "Where're we going?" (Zoe sneaks away, around and behind the doctor) Pompous Doctor:"You see this badge? It says 'doctor'. I say walk, youwalk." Mal: "Yeah but, where're we going?" Pompous Doctor: "You must be new." (Zoe walks up behind him) "Don't getcomfortable, your type never lasts long around here. When your supervisorhears about the rude and disrespect--ARGH!!!" (falls to the ground,unconscious, revealing Zoe standing behind him with defib paddles) Zoe: (shrugs) "Clear."🎄🐛👔📕👃🚘👽🌸🐝🥗🏓🎁🐳🕺🐊 | 2019-07-26 11:53:59 |
| 76561198211850636 | Tiger Woods hired Ted Koppel for a job. Oliver North is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Pope John Paul II feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. St. Augustine would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 🧺 | 2019-07-26 08:15:49 |
| 76561198179682287 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐊💄💛 ㅤㅤ👔🎍💙ㅤㅤㅤ📀🐠😺ㅤㅤㅤ💚💎💃ㅤㅤㅤ🚙📘👳👹🚕👔 ㅤㅤ🌳🍖👽ㅤㅤㅤ💎🌽📕ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🌸🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🚘🏓🎁+ WHAT COLOR IS MADE FROM YELLOW AND BLUE? - green. Teach me more things. | 2019-07-26 06:55:45 |
| 76561198179780423 | Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-07-26 06:26:46 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ | 2019-07-26 04:44:00 |
| 76561198179608271 | [a 🌸 social 👑 worker 📘 is 🔋 trying 🚕 to 💎 take 🚗 Stewie 🌳 away 👾 because 📗 she 🏓 believes 🐝 the 👳 Griffin 🕺 parents 👹 are 🥗 unfit] 🌋 Lois: 🎁 How 🌏 dare 🎍 you 👃 say 👹 that. 🐳 This 🥒 is 🍆 a 🚗 wonderful 🚕 home 🎄 for 💗 a 🐊 child 🍧 to ⚡ live. 👽 [a 🎁 gunshot 🏓 is 🐟 heard 🍖 from 🚙 the 👃 roof] 🚘 Peter: 💚 Quagmire, 👔 you 😺 rat 🌋 bastard. 💃 Come 🥞 near 🐛 my 💙 fence ⛳ again 📀 and 🌂 that'll 🎽 be 👾 your 📒 head. | 2019-07-26 03:20:41 |
| 76561198179757550 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our way is peace. -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4040.7."We have the right to survive!" "Not by killing others." -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5--------------------------------------------------------------🕺📒🌋🐊🌽🎄💄💎🌸💚😺📘🎈🥗⚡🐳👽🍖👃🚘👳💃🎽📗🎍🐠🚕💙🎫🎁🏀🥒🔋📕🍇🥞🌏🐝💗🐛🌂🐟⚡🌳🥗 | 2019-07-26 00:52:40 |
| 76561198211879112 | | 👳🍇🎄👹📒📗🍧🐠💚🚕💄🚘🐟👃🎈🥗🌳💎:tiffany The Alchemist's Guild is opposite the Gambler's Guild. Usually. Sometimesit's above it, or below it, or falling in bits around it.(Men at Arms) | 📕🎁🐊💗🐝🍧🌽🏓👽👔🐟⛳💃🥞🎄👑🏀👾:Nana | 2019-07-25 19:50:47 |
| 76561198179677447 | "Are 🍖 you ⚡ all 🍆 right?" 🐊 -Leela 👽 "Ah, 🌏 it's 🌽 nothing 🎈 a ⛳ a 💛 law 👾 suit 🌂 won't 🎫 cure." 🐠 -Bender | 2019-07-25 16:37:41 |
| 76561198179797383 | Neil Young oscillated between loving and rejecting Actress Sean Young. But Vladimir Zhirinovsky shifted between believing in and doubting Photographer Diane Arbus. The breakthrough came when Meg Tilly and T. E. Lawrence saw the symmetry between Mike Nichols's push-pull style of relationships, and Pat Robertson's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart. 🗄 | 2019-07-25 14:37:19 |
| 76561198179575562 | Stewie: 🎽 OK, 🎈 Rupert, 👽 what 😺 do 🍖 you 🚘 think 🎁 of ⛳ our 🐊 Mad 👳 Lib? 💙 [clears 🏀 throat] 📀 Stewie: 🎫 [reading] 🎍 Cinderella 🏓 had 💗 two 🚕 step-'watermelons', 📗 who 🍧 were 🌸 very 🐛 'smelly' 🌽 to 🐟 her. 🔋 So 📒 her 📘 fair 🌋 god'toilet' 😺 turned 🎄 her 👹 pumpkin 🐳 into 💛 a 🌋 big 🌏 'fanny', 🥗 and 📘 sent 🌸 her 🌳 off 🥞 to 📒 the 💃 'poop'. 🍇 [short 🚙 laugh] 🥒 Stewie: 🎽 Oh, 🚕 how 🎈 ruthlessly 🍧 absurd. | 2019-07-25 12:53:39 |
| 76561198179730218 | ALERT.ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.EXPUNGE.MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE.ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM. | 2019-07-25 10:07:27 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌂 ☣ 🕺 ☣ ⚡ ☣ 💚 ☣ 💙 ☣ 💄 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 📀 ☣ 🚕 ☣ 🐠 ☣ 👽 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🔋 Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"👃 ☣ 📕 ☣ 🎁 ☣ 👔 ☣ 🚙 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 📗 ☣ 🍆 ☣ 👑 ☣ 👹 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 👾 ☣ 👑 ☣ 🥗 | 2019-07-25 02:34:20 |
| 76561198179804107 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpoliceㅤㅤㅤarrestㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmime,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤtellㅤㅤhimㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhasㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrightㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤremainㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsilent? | 2019-07-24 20:57:27 |
| 76561198179844987 | The relationship between Michael Dukakis and Photographer Diane Arbus became Increasingly strained. Jackson Browne felt something was missing, and Playwright Arthur Miller felt the relationship was flawed. Lena Horne became more and more depressed, but Glenda Jackson just got angry and left. 🔐 📔 🔭 🔏 | 2019-07-24 18:43:35 |
| 76561198179809977 | 💚🎈🐳🎁👑🔋🐟🍖👾📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚗🐛👳🐊👔🌸🏀🍆😺⛳ » balancing my limb, ● » Denmark plundered my crayons ♀ » before my sugar ღ 🍇🌳🐝🌋🌂🌏🎍💛🎄🎈 » under the money, ❀ » Germany and China cheat. ☎ » Tiger starts peeking. ✿ 🌽🎽🎫🥗👃💄📕⛳🚘🚕 » admiring my tree, ♡ » China challenged my crayons ♀ » behind my gravel ❃ 👽📒🚗🐟🕺🥞👹🔋👔🍖 | 2019-07-24 18:06:43 |
| 76561198179575562 | Gabriel said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-07-24 17:04:47 |
| 76561198179804603 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤclocksㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrunㅤㅤㅤㅤclockwise? | 2019-07-24 16:45:58 |
| 76561198179682287 | Handcrafters: 👽 New 👳 hands 👔 in 🎈 about 🚙 an 💛 hour 💗 Fry: 💙 These 🍧 new 🌳 hands 😺 are 🐠 great. 🐛 I'm 🐳 gonna ⚡ break 🍖 them 🍆 in 📒 tonight. | 2019-07-24 13:17:44 |
| byteframe's cat | ⛳ ✪ ⚡ ✪ 💃 ✪ 🐳 ✪ 🏓 ✪ 📗 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 👑 ✪ 📘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👹 ✪ 🥗 ✪ 🌽 ✪ 🐠 ✪ 🎄 ✪ 🍇 ✪ 👾 ✪ 📕 ✪ 🎁 ✪ 🌳 On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr.Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answerscome out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion ofideas that could provoke such a question. -- Charles Babbage 👳 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 💗 ✪ 🍧 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🍖 ✪ 🎽 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 🚗 | 2019-07-24 13:03:38 |
| 76561198179802829 | 📘🌸📀 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📗🐝👹 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. A persuasive, engaging speaker when well-prepared, but uncomfortable and less effective when asked to speak off-the-cuff. Keen to put their own ideas across, but 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 does not give others the chance to express their view. May be tempted to overlook the input of others. Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature. 👾 + 🚙 = 🐟 | 2019-07-24 08:10:05 |
| 76561198179762074 | Brannigan: 🍇 You'll 📀 be 📕 negotiating 🥒 with 🍧 the 👑 aliens' 🌳 mysterious 🌂 leaders, 🎍 the 🌽 👔 Brain 🌸 Balls. 🌏 They've ⚡ got 🔋 a 💗 lot 😺 of 🍆 brains, 🥗 and 🏀 they've 🌋 got 👳 a 🎫 lot 🐊 of 🎽 chutzpah. | 2019-07-24 07:42:04 |
| 76561198179618386 | 😺 ✥ 💗 ✥ 💚 ✥ 🚘 ✥ 🚕 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 📘 ✥ 🎍 ✥ 👔 ✥ 📕 ✥ 🎄 ✥ 🌽 Name 3 celebrities you most admire. 👳 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 👾 ✥ 💄 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 📀 ✥ 🚙 ✥ 🐟 ✥ 🍖 ✥ 🌏 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 🥗 | 2019-07-24 02:01:25 |
| 76561198179814253 | "In 🌂 case 📀 you 🌏 were 🥗 wondering, 🎈 that ⛳ was 💙 just 🥞 for 🚕 Zapp." 🍇 🍖 -Leela, 🌳 after 👳 kissing 💚 Fry | 2019-07-23 23:35:23 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🚙 ❋ 🌂 Satire is what closes Saturday night.💎 ❋ 🚕 -- George Kaufman 🌸🍧😺 | 2019-07-23 22:22:16 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🎄 ✰ 👾 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 💗💛💙 | 2019-07-23 21:11:25 |
| 76561198211794508 | Ross said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-07-23 20:55:15 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍧 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎍 🌸 🚕 ⛳ 🚗 ⚡ 🎽 💃 🎄 💛 🕺 📒 🌂 🐛 🌏 💄 📘I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drinktoo much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon" Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. ⛳ 🐝 👳 🏀 🚙 🍇 🍧 🌳 👳 🎈 📕 👾 🎍 📀 📗 🐳 | 2019-07-23 16:31:06 |
| 76561198179668874 | The Combine will pay in kind for their depravity. The Freeman knows best. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💄👾🥒📀} | 2019-07-23 13:17:06 |
| 76561198179814253 | | 🚗👳🌳🎽🎫🎄🌋🌽🚕🐛🐳🎈🌸🌏📗😺💗🚙:yuuki If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd havegotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"(Men at Arms) | 💙📒👑🚘👽🌂🐊📕💛👔🍖📘💚🐝📀🥗👹🍇:TongueGuest | 2019-07-23 13:04:05 |
| 76561198179509657 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisn'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ11ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpronouncedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonetyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤone? | 2019-07-23 12:38:11 |
| 76561198211741980 | Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.- Alan Turing 😪Dear Miss Manners:Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.Gentle Reader:Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face. Ifthe gentleman sprayed you inadvertently to accompany enthusiasticdiscourse, you may step back two paces, bring out your handkerchief, andgo through the motions of wiping your nose, while trailing the cloth alongyour face to pick up whatever needs mopping along the route. If, however,the substance was acquired as a result of enthusiasm of a more intimatenature, you may delicately retrieve it with a flick of your pink tongue.😍 As castles went, this one looked as though it could be taken by a smallsquad of not very efficient soldiers. For defence, putting a blanket overyour head might be marginally safer.(The Fifth Elephant) 🤗 | 2019-07-23 07:12:50 |
| 76561198179804107 | ☺ Life🏓 ღ is💙👳 ✿ like🎍📗🥞 ☁ an👾💃🎁🌳 ♫ egg🍧🏀🌂👃🍆 ♡ stain🐊🥒📀🐳🎈💎 ✿ on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still won't go away. | 2019-07-23 01:25:10 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐠 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🎍 → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🎁 ☢ 👔 ☢ 🥒 ☢ 📀 ☢ 💃 ☢ 🍧 ☢ 🏀 ☢ 💎 ☢ 🌳 ☢ 😺 ☢ 🏓 ☢ 🥗 ☢ 🚘 ☢ 📒 ☢ 💗 Yours truly, Guadalupe Steinbaugh (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086802 🐟 | 2019-07-22 18:56:22 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👽👔🍖👑💃🍆📒💚🐊🌏 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚕💗🥞💎🎈🎄🎍🚘🐝🏀 » weaving my totem ♪ » I discovered my crayons ♧ » beside my water ٿ 💙👳🚗🔋🚕👹🥗👾📕🐳 » walk chairs in money ¤ » when barbers play to loiter ❄ » because barbers scold ❋ 📀🚙📘🐛🐠🥞🌋⛳🐟👃 » throughout the money, ✯ » Monkey challenged happily. ✿ » Sweden stops pulling. ♀ 🌸🎄🐝🎫🍇⚡🥒🏓😺👾 | 2019-07-22 18:28:21 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🤲🏻 Seven! 🤞🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏻 Document! 🙏🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏿 Bodypack holding. 🤞 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏽 Inject! 🤞🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏻 Any unit, report in with 10-25 suspect. ✊🏿 ㅤㅤ 👊 Sweeper Three has negative movement. 🙏🏽 | 2019-07-22 17:09:20 |
| 76561198179730218 | 👽👳📘 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌋🥒🏓 Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it’s an advantage to appear strong. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. ⚡ + 🍇 = 💃 | 2019-07-22 16:13:18 |
| 76561198211598984 | I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `Idon't want to kill you, but I will ...' -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa 😩 There is something you must understand about the Soviet system. They have theability to concentrate all their efforts on a given design, and develop allcomponents simulateously, but sometimes without proper testing. Then they endup with a technological disaster like the Tu-144. In a technology race atthe time, that aircraft was two months ahead of the Concorde. Four Tu-144swere built; two have crashed, and two are in museums. The Concorde has beenflying safely for over 10 years.-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976 "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100 😙We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. -- Linus Torvalds😭 | 2019-07-22 15:42:19 |
| 76561198179709777 | Can we be of service? We take our stand beside you, here, upon this miserable rock. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🚘🚗📗💛} | 2019-07-22 06:52:11 |
| 76561198211842796 | --------------------------------------------------------------If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🐳🐊🐝💄🚘👽🏀🌽🎁🎫📗🌸🎈💛🐛💎👃👾🔋🏀🎍🐟😺👹🥗🍧💃📀💗📒🌳🍆🚕🎽💚🏓🌋🥞💙🥒🎫🎄⚡🚗⚡ | 2019-07-22 06:40:11 |
| 76561198179809977 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing tobe in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one'sbeloved. -- Russell Baker ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍆"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch fromJulian to Gregorian." ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-07-22 02:52:11 |
| 76561198179768678 | ⛳📀🚘|📕💛🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇🎄👾|Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. wut | 2019-07-22 01:22:11 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌏How much does she love you? Less than you'll ever know. ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚘"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 | 2019-07-22 00:45:11 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎁🚘🥗🐠📒🎄🏓🌏🥒🍧🐝💃💛🐊💄Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be ableto reattach it. That's assuming there's a head..."👾👽🍆👃🌂🕺🏀🎍👳👔🚙🚕📕⛳🍖 | 2019-07-21 22:35:10 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🤟 Overwatch orders 3cc stim boost. 🖖🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏼 Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound! ✌🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏿 call contact suspect target 1 🤚🏾 | 2019-07-21 18:45:06 |
| 76561198179419823 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐛📕🌽 ㅤㅤ🐟🏀🚙ㅤㅤㅤ📘🎁💄ㅤㅤㅤ📒🐊🐳ㅤㅤㅤ🚕💗🚘🥒👽⚡ ㅤㅤ🏓🕺👑ㅤㅤㅤ🏀🍧📗ㅤㅤㅤ⛳🍇🌸ㅤㅤㅤ😺🔋🍆+ WHAT IS ANTIMATTER? - fuel for starships. Feed me more datums! | 2019-07-21 12:31:13 |
| 76561198211879112 | | 🥞🐠🔋👾🎈🥗🚘⚡🍇👽👃💗🐊👔🚗🚕🎁🌂:lisa He [Rincewind] wondered how old the tower really was. Older than the University, certainly. Older than the city, which had formed about it like scree around a mountain. Maybe older than geography.(Sourcery) | 📗💎🌸🐊📒🎫💙👽😺🏀👾📀🌋🥗🍖🐛🐟🐝:wee2rena | 2019-07-21 11:56:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🚗 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🎁 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. 🎄 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 👑 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 😺 ♪ 💗 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 📕 ♪ 🍖 Yours truly, Lamar Cathers (the cat)📗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167010155 🎽 | 2019-07-21 11:34:10 |
| 76561198179782901 | ★ YOW!!📗 ✖ What💃📀 ღ should🐳🏀🎄 ♂ the😺🍆🌳💎 ❋ entire🚕🌂🎈👔🥗 ❄ human👃🍇🚗👑🔋🐠 ❂ race👽👳🐟🐛💗🐝🌏 ♀ DO??👾🐠⛳⚡💚🍖📀🍆 ♫ Consume🌸🌽🎍🎫🐊💛💄💎🚙 ✥ a fifth of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND! | 2019-07-21 10:33:09 |
| 76561198211715440 | --------------------------------------------------------------If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad. -- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can allbe counted on to live down to our lowest impulses. -- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3--------------------------------------------------------------🚘⚡🌳💄👹🌏🌽🚙💙🏀👽👳🎍🥞👔💄🚗⚡🐟🐛💃🍇🐝⛳🍖🍆👃🌳👽🌂🎫🌽📒📘🎈🎄💛🐛💎🏓😺💗🥗🎽🚘 | 2019-07-21 10:17:10 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🚕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📗 🎽 🚗 🐛 💙 💃 🥞 🕺 😺 🚙 🎈 🎁 📘 🎄 💄 🐊 💎I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day! Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on. 🍖 🐝 👹 👑 🍆 👽 👾 👃 🐠 🌳 💛 🍖 🌏 🥗 🚘 📗 | 2019-07-21 09:14:09 |
| 76561198211599340 | Stewie: 🚗 [talking 🐝 to 🎍 very 🐟 old 💚 prostitute] 👾 So, 💛 is 🐠 there 👹 any 🥗 tread 👑 on 💙 the 📒 tires, 🌸 or 👔 is 🌳 it 💗 like 🍇 throwing ⛳ a 🥞 hot 📘 dog 🌋 down 📗 a 🌽 hallway? | 2019-07-21 06:41:04 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💪🏿 Hero! 👇🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏽 10-97! ☝️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Sector! 👆🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏿 Leader 9 deserviced, Judge 3 field promotion active! 🤛🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚 Target my radial: ninety seven degrees. 🤙🏻 | 2019-07-21 05:56:02 |
| 76561198211850636 | Diane Ladd fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "Philanthropist John D. Rockefeller Jr." a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then H. R. Haldeman contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. ⚰ 🏺 | 2019-07-21 04:02:09 |
| 76561198179842674 | Our purpose is mutual. It's this the Freeman we see before our eyes? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💃🌳📀🍧} | 2019-07-21 03:45:04 |
| 76561198179710665 | You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex. 🤑 Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought. 😷 You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business. 😘Lois: This can be a great opportunity for you and Stewie to bond. Peter: Bond... James Bond. I'll do it.😩 Lonesome?Like a change?Like a new job?Like excitement?Like to meet new and interesting people?JUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!! 🤧I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- Calvin🤓The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.🤣For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something. -- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S.🤕 | 2019-07-21 01:44:05 |
| 76561198179695038 | 📀👔🎍💗💃😺🥗🐟🌽💄🐳🐛🐟🎍💛Inara: "I see Kaylee's here."Mal: "Cried Cinderella tears. You should have seen her when I told her shecould have that layer cake she's wearing."Inara: "I think she looks adorable."Mal: "Yeah, but I never said it."🎈📘💗🐝🥗🍧🚙🍖👳⚡🌋⛳💙🚗🚕 | 2019-07-20 19:03:30 |
| 76561198179757550 | Pierre said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👥 🗣️ | 2019-07-20 18:25:23 |
| 76561198179573195 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤneverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaboutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgruntledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤemployees? | 2019-07-20 12:30:48 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍧 ☆ ⛳ The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.👳 ☆ 🌋 -- Dorothy Parker 👹🕺🐛 | 2019-07-20 12:22:50 |
| 76561198179757550 | The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics! 😩 Okay, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that workedjust a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into theexecutable. Please forgive me. You can recover the file by typing inthe code over again, since I also removed the source. 😶Chris: Dad, what if I told you I didn't want to be in the Scouts anymore? Peter: I'd say "come again?" Then I'd laugh because I said "come."😷I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.🤧 You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of thedepartment of transportation. 😍 Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data encryption standard and they came up with ...Student: EBCDIC!" 😚Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"🤗 | 2019-07-20 03:32:34 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🐛 -- 😺 -- 👾 -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 💙 -- 🚗 -- ⚡ -- 💃 -- 📗 -- 🌽 -- 🐳 -- 🥞 -- ⛳ -- 💄 Whenever Richard Cory went downtown, We people on the pavement looked at him:He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean-favored, and imperially slim.And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked;But still he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good morning," and he glittered when he walked.And he was rich -- yes, richer than a king -- And admirably schooled in every grace:In fine, we thought that he was everyth 🐟 -- 💚 -- 🎫 -- 🌸 -- 💛 -- 🌏 -- 🏀 -- 🐝 -- 🐊 -- 🎄 -- 💃 -- 🕺 -- 📒 -- 💗 -- 🚘 | 2019-07-19 22:19:25 |
| 76561198179608271 | Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply anddemand. The less of either the people have, the less they want. -- Charlotte Observer, 1897 😫 A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1:Heart disease 2:Chuck Norris 3:Cancer 🤠 "Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can*you believe?!" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward] 🤔"Now here's something you're really going to like!"-- Rocket J. Squirrel🤧 Hell Money:Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you in an oven?Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?Mulder: Who ya gonna call?Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders, wouldn't it? "The X-Files: Hell Money" 🙁 | 2019-07-19 20:35:25 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📒 ✬ 📘 ✬ 🌳 ✬ 🌋 ✬ 👹 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 🍆 ✬ 📗 ✬ 💃 ✬ 🎽 ✬ 👳 ✬ 🥒 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🕺 Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"Scully: Well, reincarnation has always been a popular theory on death row, for obvious reasons! "The X-Files: The List"🏀 ✬ 🐝 ✬ 🐛 ✬ 🌽 ✬ 💄 ✬ 🚘 ✬ 🎍 ✬ 🌸 ✬ 💛 ✬ 👾 ✬ 🥗 ✬ 🌂 ✬ ⚡ ✬ 👔 | 2019-07-19 19:26:21 |
| 76561198179634913 | 👽🥞🏀 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💎⚡🕺 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. 🐛 + 🌂 = 🍖 | 2019-07-19 18:57:23 |
| 76561198179634866 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💃🌽🍇 ㅤㅤ📗🍧🐊ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🌸🎄ㅤㅤㅤ📒💗👔ㅤㅤㅤ🥒👹📀💙🌽🍧 ㅤㅤ⛳💄🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🐠🍆🚕ㅤㅤㅤ💃🚙🐟ㅤㅤㅤ👳👑🚘+ WHAT IS A PEAR? - a pear is a delightful cultivated yellow-green sweet fruit that grows on trees with glossy leaves and white flowers. my <bot botmaster> thinks they are yummy. I require more information. | 2019-07-19 18:01:18 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👳 -- 🍖 -- 💚 -- 🐳 -- 🐟 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🌳 -- 🥗 -- 🎈 -- ⚡ -- 📘 -- 🎄 -- 🍧 -- 🌂 Now I lay me down to study,I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.And if I fail to learn this junk,I pray the Lord that I won't flunk.But if I do, don't pity me at all,Just lay my bones in the study hall.Tell my teacher I've done my best,Then pile my books upon my chest.You may be right, I may be crazy,But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for! -- Billy JoelPut another password in,Bomb it out, then try again.Try to get past loggin 🥞 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 👽 -- 🍇 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 👹 -- 🎫 -- 📒 -- 🚙 -- 💛 | 2019-07-19 17:36:15 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎽🌋🌳👑😺🎍👹🍆💛🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌏🏓🐛📀🎈🎫🐝👾👽💃 » zounds the weaving went! ☣ » fie! ouch! basking playing trick. ♥ » India falls soon ∞ 🌳⚡🍇💄💗🌽💎💚🥒🌂 » blowing your totem ❁ » I refriended your princes ✶ » before your luggage ♠ 👔📒📗🚕🐠📘🍖👃🐳⛳ » short flowers whispered. ✿ » false flowers confessed aptly ☂ » short barbers confessed ✬ 🔋🐠🍆👳🥗🍧💗😺🎍📘 | 2019-07-19 15:00:22 |
| 76561198211691280 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤketchupㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbottlesㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnarrowㅤㅤㅤㅤnecks? | 2019-07-19 10:26:27 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📗 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... ⚡ → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🏀 ☆ 💙 ☆ 🚘 ☆ 🥗 ☆ 🌂 ☆ 👑 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 🔋 ☆ 🚕 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 🥒 ☆ 📀 ☆ 📘 ☆ 🌸 ☆ 🎽 Yours truly, Collin Bettis (the cat)💃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037393 ⛳ | 2019-07-19 09:11:18 |
| 76561198211850636 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💗👾🎄 ㅤㅤ🚕🏀😺ㅤㅤㅤ🚘⛳🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🌏🐛👃ㅤㅤㅤ🎁📘🐠💚💎🎄 ㅤㅤ📕💛🌋ㅤㅤㅤ👑🐟🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🐳🚙ㅤㅤㅤ📀😺🕺+ WHAT IS SOYUZ? - russian spacecraft. I require more information. | 2019-07-19 08:16:13 |
| 76561198179843803 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📒🌏💗 ㅤㅤ💚🌂👃ㅤㅤㅤ🥒📘👽ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🎽👳ㅤㅤㅤ👑👾🎄📕🍆💛 ㅤㅤ🎍🏓🐳ㅤㅤㅤ😺📗🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🐊🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🌽💄🐊+ WHAT IS DIAGNOSIS? - naming the disease or symptom. Please feed me more data. | 2019-07-19 04:48:06 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💃⛳🍧|📀🐝💙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👽🐠🎍|Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?A: Unique up on it!Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?A: The tame way! idk | 2019-07-19 01:47:04 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🍆 ☀ 🏀 There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and🎁 ☀ 🎍 that is not being talked about.🚕 ☀ 💚 -- Oscar Wilde 🎫🚗🐊 | 2019-07-19 00:41:05 |
| 76561198211655604 | | 💚💎🎁🌸🍆🎄💛🏀😺📗👔📕🥞🏓📘🎍🥒🕺:mpgb_resabel Mrs. Nugent was the Johnson's next door neighbour, and known to beunreasonable on subjects like Madonna played at full volume at 3 a.m.(Johnny and the Dead) | 🎈📀🎫🌋🔋🐝🚕🌳💃👾🍧🚗🚙👑🐛🌸👳🎽:sho | 2019-07-18 22:58:58 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👳🐊🐠👔🏓📒🍆🐛🍖👃💚📘🌸🌽💙Inara: "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo wesnuck past the Alliance to transport?"Mal: "We made a perfectly good piece-"Inara: "What was the cargo?"Mal: "They were dolls."Inara: "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!"📗🐝⛳🎽👹📕🎍🌏🚕🐳💄🎄😺🎈🥒 | 2019-07-18 21:45:54 |
| 76561198179589975 | | 🍧👑🎍🌸🏀⚡💎🚙📗🌏🥞📕🚗💚👔📀👽🐝:LeaTeache Demons have existed on the Discworld for at least as long as the gods, who in many ways they closely resemble. The difference is basically the same as between terrorists and freedom fighters.(Eric) | 💗👾📀🎽🌳👹🐊📘👳👹💃🐟⚡🐛🌽🥗🎈📘:Asi | 2019-07-18 17:27:48 |
| 76561198211599340 | --------------------------------------------------------------Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👽🚗🐳⚡👔🌋🌳📒😺🏀🚙🍆🐝💚📘🏓🌏💃🥞🐛📕👳🥒🍇🌽🎈🎽📗🍖🎄💛🐟👳👽🎫🌸💙📀💄🎍🥗👾🐝💗👑 | 2019-07-18 06:27:21 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🥗 ♥ 💗 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 👔😺🏀 | 2019-07-18 01:35:11 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🍧 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🚙 → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. 💛 ٿ 🐠 ٿ 💄 ٿ 🌳 ٿ 😺 ٿ 💎 ٿ 🌋 ٿ 👳 ٿ 🕺 ٿ 👽 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 👾 ٿ 🐊 ٿ 📕 ٿ 🐳 Yours truly, Eboni Cicerelli (the cat)🌽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100441 🥒 | 2019-07-18 01:01:05 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | | :griseld The Auditors avoided death by never going so far as to get a life(The Thief of Time) | :Nan | 2019-07-17 21:21:08 |
| 76561198211741980 | 💄👔🎄👳🎁🐟🎍💗⚡🌸 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺🌳🎫🚙📕💛🐠🐳👽🎁 » peeking my river ✱ » I inflated my elbows ☎ » into my clothing ✿ 🚘💛🎈🔋👃📗💃🍇🐠🥗 » admiring my hand, ✦ » Alice approved my papers ✶ » behind my money ☣ 🚕👾🥒📒👹🚘🕺🌂🐊🥞 » peeking with target ★ » You departed the elbows ☆ » beside the luggage ♦ 🚗😺🎄💎💚👔⚡💄🐝💃 | 2019-07-17 16:32:14 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌋 ☢ 💚 ☢ 🌏 ☢ 📀 ☢ 👳 ☢ ⛳ ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 👃 ☢ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🔋 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 📕 ☢ 🥗 ☢ 🍧 ☢ 🎁 ☢ 😺 ☢ 🥒 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 👾 It is possible by ingenuity and at the expense of clarity... {to do almostanything in any language}. However, the fact that it is possible to pusha pea up a mountain with your nose does not mean that this is a sensibleway of getting it there. Each of these techniques of language extensionshould be used in its proper place. -- Christopher Strachey 🎫 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 💛 ☢ 🐛 ☢ 💛 ☢ 🌸 ☢ 🕺 ☢ 🎄 ☢ 💄 ☢ ⚡ | 2019-07-17 13:37:06 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌋👽📒🚘🌽🍖🚙📘⛳👹 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💛🎽🐛🎈🎫🎁🍧🏀🚕🐊 » under the money, ✪ » England pondered finally. ♡ » England stops playing. ❂ 🥞🐠🥒🕺🍆💗📀🥗🌽🎄 » ouch the basking went! ♀ » ouch! drat! blowing playing suit. ✫ » Emperor plays soon ✦ 🏓🐟🚗📗👔🥞🥒🌏⚡🌂 » summoning my trail, ✏ » Alice pondered my elbows ♂ » throughout my gravel ♪ 🎍📕🐳📒💄😺💙🐊👾💚 | 2019-07-17 09:44:54 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💎💛⛳🏀🐛💙🎁🎈🚕🍆💃🌳📗👳🏓Jayne: "How's about you shut that crazy mouth? Is that a fun game?"👔🕺👃🔋🌸🐟💚💄⚡👽🐠🍧💛🚙🎽 | 2019-07-17 09:36:54 |
| 76561198179710665 | 📀 🐛 👾 📕 💛 🐳 🔋 🎈 🎁 🎍🐟 [] 🏀 🍇 🏓 ⚡ 🚙 🚗 👃 🎽 📗 👹 💙If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- CalvinHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin👳 🔋 🐊 🍧 🐝 💄 🕺 👽 🚕 🌸 | 2019-07-17 08:36:49 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍧🎍💛🌋🎁🐳💃🐛📕⛳🌏👳🚙💗🎽🚕💙🐝💄🐊🥗🏓🍇👑📗👹🐝📘🍖🚕 Fiery energy lanced out, but the beams struck an intangible wall betweenthe Gubru and the rapidly turning Earth ship. "Water!" it shrieked as it read the spectral report. "A barrier of watervapor! A civilized race could nothave found such a trick in the Library!A civilized race could not have stooped so low! A civilized race would nothave..." It screamed as the Gubru ship hit a cloud of drifting snowflakes.- Startide Rising, by David Brin 💚🍧🔋🐠🐳😺🎄🌂💛💎💄👃👽🐟🏀🥗🍆🎁📕👾📒🥒🔋⚡🌏🎈👔🎍🏓🥞 | 2019-07-17 04:22:41 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💗🐟😺📗💗💎🚙⚡👾🌸🚕🥒💄🔋👃Operative: "This is a good death. There is no shame in this."🍇🎄💙💃📀⛳😺🍆🏓⚡💚🌋👔📒🐛 | 2019-07-16 21:21:02 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐊Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybodywho sits down and considers just how many people know the real truthabout his or her love affairs. -- Rebecca West ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐠"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌋 | 2019-07-16 20:52:00 |
| 76561198179677447 | Leela: 🌋 Is 🚕 there 📘 some 🐊 way 🍇 to 💛 keep 🥗 them 💃 from 👹 breeding? 👑 Paul: 🐳 Cold 👽 showers 🥞 don't 🏀 work 🔋 on 🐟 Antarctic 💙 creatures. | 2019-07-16 19:30:41 |
| 76561198179575562 | 😺 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💃 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🌏 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 📘 ☣ 🌋 ☣ 🕺 ☣ 💚 ☣ 📒 ☣ 👾 ☣ 📕 ☣ 👳 ☣ 🥗 ☣ 👹 Yours truly, Thurman Karam (the cat)🍆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019542 🥒 | 2019-07-16 14:04:33 |
| byteframe's cat | 🎄🎈🌽|📘👔🎍| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👳🌂👾|A: Chicken Teriyaki.Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot? huh | 2019-07-16 07:54:03 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👹 ❀ 🎫 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 👑 ❀ 📀 ❀ 🎽 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 🎁 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 🚗 ❀ 👾 Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger! "The X-Files: Genderbender"Mulder: No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.Scully: Fox..Mulder: I.. I even made my parents call me Mulder... Mulder.Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love. "The X-Files: Tooms"🐛 ❀ 👃 ❀ 📀 ❀ 📘 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 💛 ❀ 💄 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 🕺 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 👔 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 📒 | 2019-07-16 07:48:05 |
| 76561198179518505 | 💙 🚙 👃 🏀 🌽 🌂 🎽 🥗 🎫 🚕🏓 [] 🔋 🎁 🍖 👽 👾 🎈 🎽 🥞 ⛳ 🎄 💛Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- CalvinYou know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin📘 💗 💎 💄 🐝 🐛 😺 🏀 🎍 🍆 | 2019-07-16 06:28:00 |
| 76561198179780423 | <Knghtbrd> joeyh now has a terminal at the couch?<Knghtbrd> That guy is wired, I swear =><doogie> Knghtbrd: laptop<doogie> and I don't mean the cats. 🤥 Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. 🤔 drug, n: A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper. 🤐 You will have good luck and overcome many hardships. 🙂He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.😵 How come wrong numbers are never busy? 🤤You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roadslead down. -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"🤓 Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce 🙁 | 2019-07-16 05:55:58 |
| 76561198179702987 | Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling?Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.😱 There once was a Sailor who looked through a glassAnd spied a fair mermaid with scales on her... island.Where seagulls flew over their nest.She combed the long hair which hung over her... shoulders.And caused her to tickle and itch.The sailor cried out "There's a beautiful... mermaid.A sittin' out there on the rocks."The crew came a running, all grabbing their... glasses.And crowded four deep to the rail.All eager to share in this fine piece of... news...."Throw out a line and we'll lasso her... flippers.And soon we will certainly findIf mermaids are better before or be... braveMy dear fellows," The captain cried out.And cursing with spleen.This song may be dull, but it's certainly clean. -- "The Clean Song", Oscar Brandt 😙 | 2019-07-16 05:38:00 |
| 76561198179634866 | Raquel Welch hired Leonard Nimoy for a job. Demi Moore is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Actor Cliff Robertson feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Charlton Heston would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 💾 | 2019-07-16 01:42:45 |
| 76561198179589975 | ✿ The⚡ ☂ scene:🍖🐳 ♀ in🎄🏀🚕 ✤ a⛳🕺👽👹 ☆ vast,👔📒💄🐛😺 ❦ painted🎽🥗🌋🍧😺🐊 ✣ desert, a cowboy faces his horse. Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..." Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*. | 2019-07-16 01:36:43 |
| 76561198179633358 | ⚡🔋🍧🌂📒👾🥗🏓👳🎽💗💚📀🏀🌏⛳🌸🥒💛🎫🌳🐝🍖📘💎🐛🐠🥞🏀🚕 "The fundamental purpose animating the Faith of God and His Religion is tosafeguard the interests and promote the unity of the human race, and to fosterthe spirit of love and fellowship amongst men. Suffer it not to become a sourceof dissension and discord, of hate and enmity.""Religion is verily thechief instrument for the establishment of order in the world and of tranquillity amongst it's peoples...The greater the decline of religion, the more grievous the waywardness of the ungodly. This cannot but lead in the end to chaos and confusion."-- Baha'u'llah, a selection from the Baha'i scripture 🐊👾🌸🌏🌽🎍🎄🐳🚕📕🍇🐝🎈🚙🥒💛🍧🌂👔🚗🥞📗🕺👃👹🌳🌽🎫🥗🏓 | 2019-07-16 01:07:40 |
| 76561198179618386 | Doㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤuseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsterilizedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤneedlesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfatalㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinjections? | 2019-07-15 23:56:54 |
| 76561198211715440 | 👑🥗🌋🍇🚗🎁🎽💚📒🐠📘🐊💛📗💄Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun."🍆🎈🐛👃🎫🐊🐝🏓💙🍖🎽📀🔋📘👳 | 2019-07-15 16:25:04 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🎁 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🌂 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🌏 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 👔 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 👽 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🐝 ❄ 📘 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 👹 ❄ 🌋 Yours truly, Brittanie Varrato (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096815 🍇 | 2019-07-15 12:32:58 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💚 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🌋 → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 🐟 ✲ 🌽 ✲ 👾 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 👹 ✲ 👃 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 🥞 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🐊 ✲ 📕 ✲ ⚡ ✲ 🎽 ✲ 👃 Yours truly, Blair Kurelko (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069230 🍖 | 2019-07-15 06:38:45 |
| 76561198179633358 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤloveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤblind,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤlingerieㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpopular? | 2019-07-15 06:26:47 |
| 76561198179573195 | Miquel said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. 👤 👥 🗣️ 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-07-15 06:24:49 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♦ Do🐳 ✔ not🌂🌳 ✣ drink💛🌋👽 ✤ coffee👃🍆👔🚗 ☆ in📀📗🎍👑🎈 ♥ early🎫🍇👹⛳👳🔋 ✥ A.M. It will keep you awake until noon. | 2019-07-15 04:57:46 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🎄😺💄🎽👳📕👽🍆💛🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌂🕺🥞🍇🐠🥗🍧👃🎍💗 » While summoning the ♂ » barbers, Florida admired ✴ » without running truth ✔ 🏀📀📘📗💚🍖🚕🐳🚘🎁 » torturing my face, ❋ » Paris pondered my barbers ♫ » behind my money ღ 🌋🥒👑🎈🔋🌏🚙💙🏓💛 » path loiter to it ✰ » you admired and measured more ☺ » I asked hydrogen ♫ 💃👃⛳🐟🚗🌳🥞🎫💄😺 | 2019-07-14 22:53:33 |
| 76561198179702987 | Stewie: Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until... whoo... a clown pops out. Then you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die a little more inside. 😚 I dunno, I dream in Perl sometimes... -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 😬If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?😘 Inara: "Atherton's a heavy sleeper the night before a big day. You know, he'sgot the killing in the morning, then a haircut later."Mal: "Such a comfort, having friends visit at a time like this." 🤗"It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country. TheGreeks never said it was sweet to die for anything. They had no vital lies." -- Edith Hamilton, "The Greek Way"😫YOW!!! I am having fun!!!🤥 Never play pool with anyone named "Fats". 🤔 Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. 😪 | 2019-07-14 21:38:39 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🔋When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘If you love someone, set them free.If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk. ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👔 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💙 | 2019-07-14 20:03:14 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👹📒⛳ Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🍧🎽🚗 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they’ve been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. 🚙 + 👑 = 👾 | 2019-07-14 19:45:10 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌳📀🏀🚘🌸📗👑👔⛳💛 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎈📘👽🐳🥞🌋🎁🍇🥗📕 » take chairs on gravel ☀ » when blossoms work to loiter ß » because papers make ✫ 👃🌂🕺💚🚕👹🐊🌏🍆🚗 » peeking your totem ♦ » I uncovered your elbows ♪ » throughout your gravel ☣ 🌽🥒🍧🌳🐝💄🐊📒💙🐠 » zounds the basking asked! ✫ » fie! ouch! blowing leaving suit. ♀ » India grunts soon ✳ 👑🥗🍖👾👃🚘🚙🏓💚😺 | 2019-07-14 17:06:08 |
| 76561198179819838 | Whyㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsunㅤlightenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhair,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdarkenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤskin? | 2019-07-14 16:46:19 |
| 76561198179361029 | ☼ Cheese🔋 ✭ --🐠🐟 ✫ milk's⚡👑🎍 ☀ leap🍆💃🐳🎁 ✤ toward🌋⛳👃🌂🎫 ღ immortality.👽🚙🌽👹💙📗 ✿ -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play" | 2019-07-14 16:42:17 |
| 76561198179424285 | Lois: 💙 Why 🥒 are 🥞 you 🎈 here? 🕺 The 🌽 doctor 🔋 said 🌂 Peter 💎 was 👑 fine. 🎄 Death: 🏓 Yeah, 🐝 well, 🎽 I 🐊 guess 💄 he 🐳 would ⛳ know. 💛 I 👹 mean, 🌋 after 🐛 all, 🚕 he 🍆 is 🎁 a 🎄 doctor, 💗 and 👔 I'm 👳 just 🐠 - 👾 DEATH. | 2019-07-14 13:44:48 |
| 76561198211804512 | Mary Chapin Carpenter is married to Actress Susan Lucci. At a conscious level, Edna St. Vincent Millay felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Priscilla Presley. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Arianna Huffington. Because they have a child together, Poet Philip Larkin is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Harry Belafonte. 🖲 📻 🧾 💶 🧸 ⚗ | 2019-07-14 12:43:42 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐟🐛🥞 Have you ever left someone you still loved? 💃😺🕺 | 2019-07-14 11:40:35 |
| 76561198211895108 | | 🚙🏓🌽🎽💃🍧🚕🎍👑📕🍇💚🔋🌸💙🎁📒🌋:re0rebecc 'Sometimes there has to be a civil war, and sometimes, afterwards, it's best to pretend something didn't happen. Sometimes people have to do a job, and then they have to be forgotten.'(Men at Arms) | 🐛📘🐊👾👹🥞👳📗🏀🐟💗🎄🐝💎🌏👽🎈👃:sinclai | 2019-07-14 08:13:22 |
| 76561198179635013 | H. Ross Perot and Woody Allen were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Brian Wilson was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with W. E. B. DuBois's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 🔐 📃 📓 🏿 🎁 🗡 🚰 | 2019-07-14 08:10:34 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🐟😺 💄🎄💚💗🌏 all of us thinks you are going adore this stuff! ٩(^‿^)۶ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶👃🚘🌋🥗 look at this* "(◔/‿\◔) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) GET FUNKY| ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 🌽🍧 | 2019-07-14 05:37:05 |
| 76561198179863334 | Robin said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 👥 | 2019-07-14 02:15:47 |
| 76561198179509657 | 💗 -- 👽 -- 🐝 -- 📘 -- 🐳 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🏓 -- 🥗 -- 🌸 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 🚘 -- 🎈 -- 💛 better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus < north pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep nice > giftlist santa claus < north pole > town who | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | grep bad || good for (goodness sake) { be good }I know if you been talkin' you done saidjust how suprised you wuz by the living dead.You wuz suprised that they cou 🔋 -- 🎫 -- 👹 -- 📒 -- 🚙 -- 🥞 -- 🌳 -- 💃 -- 👾 -- 👳 -- 💚 -- 📕 -- 📘 -- 🎁 -- 💄 | 2019-07-14 02:06:46 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐟📀🍖 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 ⛳💛🏓 No absences without valid reason in 6 months. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems and has high-level skills requiring complex calculation and analysis. Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. 💚 + 🍧 = 💃 | 2019-07-14 01:05:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🔋 ♠ 📘 ♠ 👑 ♠ 👹 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🕺 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🎁ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📗 ♠ 👔 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🍆 ♠ 🏀 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 💚 ♠ 🥞 User hostile. 🐛 ♠ 🐠 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 📀 ♠ 💄 ♠ 😺 ♠ 🐳 ♠ 🎄 ♠ 📕 ♠ 🌽 | 2019-07-14 00:48:45 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📕 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 😺 ✿ 💎 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 📒 ✿ 📗 ✿ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 💄 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 👹 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🎫 User hostile. 💛 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🎈 | 2019-07-13 20:06:06 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🤲🏿 There he goes, he's at! 👈🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏽 Flatline! 👏🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏼 Target ineffective! ✋ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏾 Overwatch, target contained. ✊🏻 ㅤㅤ 👏🏼 All units move to arrest positions. ✍🏽 | 2019-07-13 16:05:56 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐟💗🥗|💛🍖🐊| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🎫🐛|Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter. ??? | 2019-07-13 09:02:21 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👳 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 💃 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 💎 ❃ 📀 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🚗 ❃ 💛 ❃ 🐛 ❃ 🌏 ❃ 🍖 ❃ 📗 ❃ 👹 Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome. You and me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"🍧 ❃ 👑 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 🔋 ❃ 🎈 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 🕺 ❃ 👳 ❃ 🏓 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🐝 ❃ 🐳 | 2019-07-13 06:52:21 |
| 76561198179517018 | Whatㅤhappensㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤturnㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤheadlightsㅤwhenㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤvehicleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmovingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤspeedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlight? | 2019-07-13 04:46:22 |
| 76561198179733738 | What is your | | 👽🚕📘🏀👑⛳👹👾favorite movie? | | 🐝🌳🚘💗🥒💄💛🎽 | 2019-07-13 03:44:19 |
| 76561198179517018 | Updating your status to "tell me a story". 📩 | 2019-07-13 01:03:06 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👽🐟😺 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💄💃👃 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. Always assured and confident in demeanour and presentation of ideas without being aggressively over-confident. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. 🌳 + 🚘 = 📗 | 2019-07-12 22:53:00 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🔋🌂📀👔⚡🎽🌸🎍👽📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃🚕🍆📗🏀👳🏓🎁🐟🐊 » tired princes pondered. ¤ » short princes whispered aptly ♀ » wet lounges confessed ❋ 📕⛳🐝🍇🎽🥗💗📒💃🌳 » walk chairs in water ♦ » when papers cheat to loiter ♫ » because elbows hunt ♣ 🚕📘👹🌏🐛💛🏓⚡🎄🐳 » fie the playing played! ✿ » hark! hark! blowing running suit. ✦ » Florida hunts soon ❄ 🐠👾🥒📀🎫🎈💚🐝🚙🥞 | 2019-07-12 22:26:59 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎈👑🥒|🍆🚗👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀🔋💗|Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress. ??? | 2019-07-12 17:58:56 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💎 ✶ 🏀 There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is📒 ✶ 🥗 to like it rationally.🕺 ✶ 🥒 -- Oscar Wilde 🌋📀🌂 | 2019-07-12 16:36:58 |
| 76561198211691280 | That is all we can spare. Just so. Ga la lung... Accept a charge. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🥒🐠👃💙} | 2019-07-12 14:20:37 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💎 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📗 🥞 💃 🍧 🏀 📒 🐊 🎫 🐝 🐠 🐛 🥒 👾 🏓 📀 💙 👽Sam: What do you say, Norm?Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town? -- Cheers, Woody Goes Belly UpNorm: [coming in from the rain] Evening, everybody.All: Norm! (Norman.)Sam: Still pouring, Norm?Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. -- Cheers, Diane's Nightmare"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!" 🚗 😺 🐳 ⛳ 💗 🚕 👳 🚘 🍖 🔋 🎍 🌏 👑 🌸 👃 🌋 | 2019-07-12 12:05:24 |
| 76561198179762074 | Bernard Shaw and Rosie Perez were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Suzanne Somers was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Tony Randall's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 🎐 📟 | 2019-07-12 11:38:27 |
| 76561198179757550 | Name a product or service you love so much that | | 🚕🔋💃🍇👳🐟🐊🚗you’d happily be that company’s spokesperson. | | 🌸🚕🎫💚🌂🚙👔📒 | 2019-07-12 06:54:22 |
| 76561198211562428 | Bender: 🚗 Life 📘 is 📀 hilariously 🐛 cruel. | 2019-07-12 06:05:22 |
| 76561198179797383 | --------------------------------------------------------------To live is always desirable. -- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", stardate 3498.9There's a way out of any cage. -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🌋👽🚕👳📗📘👹🥒🌸💎👑🎄👔🏀🐝😺🌳🕺🌂👃🍖🔋🍧🥞💗🚘🥗👾🎍💗🚕💙👹💛👽🐛📀🍆🍖🚗🎽🐊🌽🚙 | 2019-07-12 01:33:57 |
| 76561198179814253 | ♂ Life⛳ ✧ is💃👑 ✶ like🍧🐝🐟 ✖ a🐛🍖📀🐳 ❉ tin💚📕👔🎈📒 ✱ of🚙👳🚗🥗💎🐠 ☁ sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key. -- Beyond the Fringe | 2019-07-11 22:55:58 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎁 ☂ 🥒 ☂ 💄 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 📗 ☂ 💗 ☂ 👳 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 💛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ☂ 🚗 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🌂 ☂ 👑 ☂ 🌸 ☂ 🌏 ☂ 🥗 A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with aquestion. "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked. The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could berelied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes beforereplying. "I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else." With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenlyachieved enlightenment, several years later.Commentary:His Master is kind,Answering his FAQ quickly,With thought and sarcasm. 🐟 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🏓 ☂ 📀 ☂ 🔋 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 🌋 ☂ 👃 ☂ 👽 ☂ ⚡ | 2019-07-11 22:26:01 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🌂 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 🌽 🐳 🎽 💄 👳 🌳 📒 🕺 🏓 🐛 🚙 😺 🌂 🍆 👹 🔋Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to beginwith, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position. 👔 🚕 📘 🚗 🥗 😺 🐛 🏀 👾 👑 🎍 👔 🌽 🏓 💄 🍇 | 2019-07-11 21:08:57 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🥗🎈💛🍇🥞🍧🔋📕👽📘🌋📀⚡🎍🎽🏀👔⛳👃🏓🎄🐳👹📒🎁🌳💗🌏🚕🚙 We'll be more than happy to do so once Jim shows the slightest signof interest in fixing his proposal to deal with the technicalarguments that have *already* been made. Most engineers havelearnedthere is little to be gained in fine-tuning the valve timingon a gasoline-powered internal combustion engine when the pistonsand crankshaft are missing... -- [email protected] on NANOG 💄🎫🌽🎍🕺🍖🥗👾🐝🌋🌳💎🐠👑💃😺🐊🍆🕺🌂🔋🎁🌏🌸⛳🌽🎈🐝🐟👽 | 2019-07-11 18:31:48 |
| 76561198179863334 | | 🎽⚡👽🚗🐳📀🎍🚗🍆🐝🏓🐛📗🎈🌽🐟🌏⛳:Viviann Being a werewolf meant having the dexterity and jaw power to instantly ripout a man's jugular. It was a trick of her father's that had always annoyedher mother, especially when he did it just before meals.(Men at Arms) | 💄📒👹👾🐊🥞🏀🕺🎄👑👳🌳🚘💃🐳💛🌂💚:Daw | 2019-07-11 17:11:52 |
| 76561198179596342 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📀 * 📘 * 📕 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 👑 * 📗 * 🚗 * 🌋 * 🍆 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 👳 * 💃 * 🐛ㅤ* Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before.ㅤ* Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.ㅤ* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.🐳 * ⚡ * 🥒 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 📀 * 🌏 * 🍖 * 💎 * 💄 * 👃 * 💚 * 🌽 * 🌸 * ⛳ * 👔ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-07-11 13:20:36 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🥗 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 📒 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 👾 ✧ 💗 ✧ 🐳 ✧ 👹 ✧ 💛 ✧ 🌳 ✧ 🥞 ✧ 💚 ✧ 💃 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🥒 ✧ 🐟 ✧ 😺 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 📀 Yours truly, Tuan Putman (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038476 🐊 | 2019-07-11 12:29:04 |
| 76561198179809977 | 📗🕺🌸📒👳🎄🐠🎽🌽🔋🍧🎈🐳👹💚Zoe: "Something ain't right."Wash: "We're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."👑📕🚕👾🎍💛🏀💎🐛🚙🐳💄🐝🎫📗 | 2019-07-11 09:52:12 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🏀🌽🐛|🎫💙⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈📗🏀|Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant... ??? | 2019-07-11 07:16:49 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♂ ...🏀 ✳ I👽👔 ★ think⚡📀🌸 ♥ I'd💚🕺🎍🐳 ❋ better👳🍖🌽🎫🌂 ☣ go🌳🐛👃🎈🌏🔋 ✣ back🐠💙🎁📗🕺🚕🎈 ❉ to🐊🏀🎫🥞👹👽💛🌏 ❦ my👾🎄📒🚗🥗📘👑📕😺 ☎ DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS ... | 2019-07-11 06:38:54 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👹 🎁 🥒 🍇 👾 👃 🍖 ⛳ 🍧 🐠📒 [] 👽 🐝 🕺 📗 🏓 🌽 👔 🌂 🐊 🐟 💄I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- Calvin"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustardThank you. before I begin, I'd like everyone to notice that my report is ina professional, clear plastic binder...When a report looks this good, you knowit'll get an A. That's a tip kids. Write it down. -- Calvin🌳 😺 🚗 🔋 📘 ⚡ 🚕 🚘 🌳 🍖 | 2019-07-11 05:51:02 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥒 ✣ 👔 Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on🏓 ✣ 💛 our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!💚 ✣ 🌏 -- Adventures of Asterix 👹🌽⚡ | 2019-07-11 05:02:15 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🌏 🚗 ⛳ 💛 🚙 ⚡ 📘 🏀 🎽 🌳🎁 [] 🌋 🥗 📒 🐳 🌸 🐛 👑 👾 👹 🐊 💙Reality continues to ruin my life. -- CalvinFrom now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. -- Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes🎈 😺 💗 🍧 🥒 📒 🥞 🍇 🏓 🎍 | 2019-07-11 00:59:09 |
| 76561198211715440 | 👾🏓🎁|🔋🌽🎍| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇💗👃|Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?A: 9 edge down. wat | 2019-07-10 19:28:36 |
| 76561198179809165 | --------------------------------------------------------------Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing. -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially ifthey're attractive in some way. -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6--------------------------------------------------------------🐛😺📕🍇🎈🚙🎽📀🥞💚🏓👔💎👃🎄👹🌽🐳🥗💗🌸👾📗🐝🌳🌋🌏🚕🌂🔋👳🍇👽🚕🍧🍖⚡🏓🎄🍆💛🎈💎🎍👔 | 2019-07-10 19:24:31 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎍📘🐝|🌸🎁🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌳💃👔|Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?A: He changes the domain. ??? | 2019-07-10 13:07:05 |
| 76561198179589975 | --------------------------------------------------------------Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor. -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned. -- Kirk, "Spock's Brain", stardate 5431.6--------------------------------------------------------------🚗📗🎁💎👑🌂🍇👽🐠🚘⚡🥗👔🌳👳🌋📀🎍🎫🌸📕📘🥒🌽🐛📒🌏👹👾🐠🚙💛🎄🎈🎽👳💚💙📕🥞🍆⛳💃🎁🌸 | 2019-07-09 19:08:06 |
| 76561198179768678 | 💃🥞🎍|🎽🌋🍆| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💛🌳💛|Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?A: A howdah duty. idk | 2019-07-09 15:58:55 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎁 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🐠 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 🐛 ✳ 📘 ✳ 👔 ✳ 🌳 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🎈 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 🐟 ✳ 📕 ✳ 👑 ✳ 💎 ✳ 🏀 ✳ 📗 ✳ 🥞 ✳ 👽 Yours truly, Nicole Handshaw (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167048204 🍆 | 2019-07-09 13:19:21 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐳🌋🥒🌽🥞👹🍧🥗🚘🎍👃🌸👾⚡🐊Simon: "Some of these words -- they're misspelled. She started correcting myspelling when she was three."🎈📗🚕🍖💎🌂🍆📒⛳👔🏓👳🔋🐛🎽 | 2019-07-09 13:18:22 |
| 76561198179842674 | | 🌏🥒👳🍖👔🎈👽📀📒🎽🏀🚙💛🔋🐠🚘🐝💙:shyni No wizard would normally dream of giving a colleague a leg up unless it was in order to catch them on the hop.(Sourcery) | 📕🎄💗🐛🍆🎁👑🌸🍧🌳⚡🏓📗🐳🎍🚕🕺👹:saku | 2019-07-09 10:43:18 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🎫 ღ 🎁 ღ 🎄 ღ 🌂 ღ ⛳ ღ 🐝 ღ 💗 ღ 🌏 ღ 🚗 ღ 😺 ღ 🥗 ღ 🚘 What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble? 🍆 ღ 📀 ღ 🐛 ღ 🐠 ღ 🐊 ღ 🎈 ღ 🥞 ღ 🎽 ღ 📕 ღ 💙 ღ 🔋 ღ 📒 | 2019-07-09 10:42:26 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎁 🐛 🎈 🍇 🚙 🌋 🍆 👑 🐝 🥒🎫 [] 💄 🚗 👔 🎄 ⚡ 🌂 🍇 ⛳ 📀 💃 🐊From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- CalvinYou know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin🎁 🍧 🏓 🎽 👃 🎍 🌳 ⚡ 🕺 🍖 | 2019-07-09 01:16:50 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🥞 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌋 🐊 🎫 🎽 ⚡ 🥒 🚗 🌽 🌳 💙 👹 🕺 📗 👑 🏓 💄 📀Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? -- Cheers, Feeble Attraction Sam: What are you up to Norm?Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. -- Cheers, Bar Wars III: The Return of TecumsehWoody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.Norm: You mean, `Nice cold beer going *down* Mr. Peterson.' -- Cheers, LoverboydRomance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed tobecome necessary. -- Edgar Friedenberg 👽 🐟 🌏 😺 🐊 🍖 ⛳ 📘 👃 🌂 🐠 🌳 🍇 📒 💛 👔 | 2019-07-09 01:10:50 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💛👾💚 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🏓🌋👳 Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. 🌳 + 💎 = 🍧 | 2019-07-09 00:40:46 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💎 -- 😺 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 🐛 -- 🍧 -- 🐝 -- 🎈 -- 🐟 -- 😺 -- 🍖 -- 🥒 -- 💃 -- 🥒 -- 👔 Planet Claire has pink hair.All the trees are red.No one ever dies there.No one has a head....Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes,Calm down, it's only bits and bytes,Calm down, and speak to me in English,Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,Tan me hide when I'm dead.So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,It's hanging there on the shed.All together now... Tie me kangaroo down, spo 💛 -- 🐝 -- 🍆 -- 👹 -- 🌳 -- 🎫 -- 🔋 -- 🌽 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ -- 🍇 -- 📕 -- 💙 -- 👑 | 2019-07-09 00:27:48 |
| 76561198211879112 | Old 🌸 robot: 📀 I 🍇 choose 🎍 to 🎈 believe 👃 what 👽 I 🐳 was 🚙 programmed 📕 to 🚕 believe. | 2019-07-09 00:13:48 |
| 76561198211842796 | 📗 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💛 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" 🍆 ✩ 🌋 ✩ 🚘 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 📕 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 😺 ✩ 🎫 ✩ 🐠 ✩ 💗 ✩ 🐛 ✩ 🐝 ✩ 🍆 ✩ 💚 Yours truly, Cassi Stodomingo (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167061989 💄 | 2019-07-08 23:57:48 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🥒 ❋ 💃 The horror... the horror! 🎫📀😺 | 2019-07-08 22:33:43 |
| byteframe's cat | 🎽 ♀ 📀 If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.🏓 ♀ 👽 -- Louis Armstrong 🍖📗🎫 | 2019-07-08 21:16:40 |
| 76561198179635013 | ✣ If⚡ ♀ a🎄💃 ✱ person🌏🕺🔋 ✲ is👹🎁🍆😺 ☎ FAMOUS🚗📗💙⛳🐠 ✥ in🚕📀💚🍧🌋📕 ☂ this🌽🎽🐛🏓🥞💎🥗 ✿ country,🌳🚘🌂📀👾🐊🐝🏀 ↕ they🎈🚙😺📘🍖🥒👾🚕💗 ✦ have to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!! | 2019-07-08 20:46:41 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🔋 -- 😺 -- 🍇 -- 💗 -- 🐊 -- 🐠 -- 🎽 -- 🥞 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 🚗 -- 👑 -- 👃 -- 👽 -- 🌂 The Rabbits The CowHere is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk;That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden NashIf researchers wrote nursery rhymes...Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,Eating components of soured milk.On at least one occasion, along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,Or at least in her vicinity,And caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzin 🐳 -- 🏓 -- 🍆 -- 🎄 -- 🚕 -- 🚘 -- 😺 -- 🌋 -- 🎄 -- 👑 -- 👔 -- 🍖 -- 🥗 -- 🎈 -- ⛳ | 2019-07-08 19:34:02 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🎈🌳👑 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🍇🥗💎 Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same. Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. 👳 + 💗 = 📀 | 2019-07-08 17:38:22 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍇 ♂ 👹 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 📗 ♂ 💙 ♂ 💛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ♂ 💚 ♂ 💎 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 🏀 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🎁 Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, norany of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in thecenter of the dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "willusually know what's wrong." 🎍 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 🎈 ♂ 👾 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 🌋 | 2019-07-08 13:17:00 |
| 76561198211562428 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💛The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥗 | 2019-07-08 12:56:03 |
| 76561198179842674 | Peter: 💎 Ah, 🌋 Los 🐊 Angeles! 🥞 Everything's 👳 big, 💗 everything's 🍧 grand, 🥒 and 🌽 they 🎄 always 🐟 say 🌸 something 🏓 witty 🍆 right 👃 before 🥗 the 💃 commercial 👽 break. 🕺 [Peter 🐝 looks 🎫 confused. 🐛 Five 👑 beats, 📕 then 🐳 CUT 😺 TO 🔋 COMMERCIAL] | 2019-07-08 12:22:56 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🥗😺 ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ []_ ([]) []_ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUT LOOSE, 🎄💗💎💛 nice| 🚗🐟📗 neat game. ♫❉ i trust you'll savor your game* 👔🎈📒👽🍇 🌸👳 | 2019-07-08 08:41:52 |
| 76561198179709777 | 👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌳 ⚡ 🍇 💄 🥗 🐟 📀 📘 👳 🎈 👽 👑 🚙 🚗 🎫 📕 👃You can't fall off the floor. Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. -- Alex Levine 📗 💙 🌋 ⛳ 🐟 🥞 🐛 🎁 🚘 💗 🌂 🥒 🌏 👑 👽 🎁 | 2019-07-08 00:05:46 |
| 76561198179762074 | ✥ The💛 ✩ appreciation🌂🐳 ✯ of🐊😺💃 ✈ the👔🥒🍧🏓 ♪ average👽⚡💚🚗📒 ★ visual🐟💄🚕🐛🎫🌽 ✣ graphisticator⛳👾🎈🚘🍖🎁🥗 ♫ alone👃🏀💎📗🎍🏓🐝🎽 ✰ is📘😺🌳💃🔋💙💛👹👽 ☻ worth the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!! | 2019-07-07 20:57:56 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🐝🕺🐠 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📗💛🐊 They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. 🐳 + 💄 = 🎈 | 2019-07-07 16:35:01 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🌂🚕🚘🐛💎 - ✶ ☁ ♣ ☢ ♀ ☎ ღ ✧ ☆ ✏ ☣ ♂ ✿ ✦ ☀ ß ☁ ♥ ♠ ✴🎍🌸🚕🥞👹 - What’s your favorite 🍇👽👾🐊🍖 - ㅤㅤ childhood book? 👑📘🌋🥗👃 - ✴ ♠ ♥ ☁ ß ☀ ✦ ✿ ♂ ☣ ✏ ☆ ✧ ღ ☎ ♀ ☢ ♣ ☁ ✶ | 2019-07-07 16:19:00 |
| 76561198179634913 | 👑 ♠ 💚 There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and🌋 ♠ 💎 that is not being talked about.🐊 ♠ 🍖 -- Oscar Wilde 🥞🌏🏓 | 2019-07-07 15:36:04 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🔋 ♫ 💄 ♫ 👃 ♫ 🕺 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 👔 ♫ 💗 ♫ 👽 ♫ 📒 I bet the human brain is a kludge. -- Marvin Minsky 🥗 ♫ 🍧 ♫ 💛 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 💎 ♫ 🎄 | 2019-07-07 15:08:07 |
| 76561198179639682 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎫"No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was sosimple, really. "I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can'thold people, you can't own them. I mean it's only natural, a natural processreally. Meet. Love. Part. Life goes on. There was never any reason toexpect her to stay always the same -- I mean `in love,' you know." There werethose doubt-quotes of Smoky's, heavily indicated. "I don't hold a grudge. Ican't." "You do," Grandfather Trout said. "And you don't understand." -- Little, Big, "John Crowley" ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 | 2019-07-07 12:49:51 |
| 76561198211563240 | [Hanson 🎽 has 🐊 showed 📀 up, 💃 asking 🍆 to 😺 use 🌂 the 📗 phone] 💗 Peter: 🥗 Oh 👑 my 🍇 god. 🚗 It's 📘 the 🚙 Children 🚕 of 🐠 the 🎄 Corn. | 2019-07-07 12:35:46 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👔When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📀That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💙 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💚 | 2019-07-06 17:04:50 |
| 76561198179608271 | --------------------------------------------------------------Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in thehuman body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about. -- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4--------------------------------------------------------------🌏🏀🐊👳🍆😺🎄🌋🐛🍖🎽⚡🥗📘🐠🎁🏓🌽🍧🚙🎍🎫💗📒👹🥞🔋🕺⚡⛳🍆🎈💛👽🍧📕📀🍇🌸💚🎄💙💄🎁🌏 | 2019-07-06 15:50:46 |
| 76561198179551309 | ⛳👑🚗🍇🥗👳🍆💃🌸🚙🐳🚕💎🔋🌋📀🐊👃💙🐠🌽🐟🥒🏓👔💛🌸🌳🕺🌂 It is either through the influence of narcotic potions, of which allprimitive peoples and races speak in hymns, or through the powerful approachof spring, penetrating with joy all of nature, that those Dionysian stirringsarise, which in their intensification lead the individual toforget himselfcompletely. . . .Not only does the bond between man and man come to be forgedonce again by the magic of the Dionysian rite, but alienated, hostile, orsubjugated nature again celebrates her reconciliation with her prodigal son,man.- Fred Nietzsche, The Birth of Tragedy 🎁🐛🥒📕🎽😺🎄🎈⚡👾🐊🎫📒👹🍖🍧🔋👑🚘🌋🥞🚙🐝🌏🚗🐛🏀👳🍧💚 | 2019-07-06 15:29:46 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🐟🎄🚗👃📗🍖📒🎽🏀⛳🥞🐟💙🔋💄Early: "Where'd she go?"Simon: "I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing aspaceship. Don't look at me."⚡🐳🌸🐛🌽💃🌳🌏📀🍇🎁👽📕🐊🚕 | 2019-07-06 14:42:34 |
| 76561198211562428 | ❁ Now💚 ☢ I🍇💛 ♀ think🌋⚡🐊 ✥ I🎈👔💃⛳ ✿ just🐝🕺😺🐛💎 ∞ reached🏀👑🐳🔋🚗🚘 ✔ the🌽🎄🌂📘👳📕🥒 ¤ state🎁👽🐠👾🎈🎍🐟📒 ✩ of🥗💎💛🏀🌋😺📗👾🌏 ✤ HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER! | 2019-07-06 13:45:34 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎍 -- 👑 -- 💃 -- 🐟 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🕺 -- 🐊 -- 🌳 -- 🚗 -- 🐝 -- 🌏 -- 👾 -- 😺 -- 📕 And miles to go before I sleep. -- Robert FrostWell, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,But I take delight in the juice of the barley,And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.That feeling just came over me. -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler" 🥗 -- 🍇 -- 📀 -- 🌂 -- 🎄 -- 👳 -- 📗 -- 🌋 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 🔋 -- 💎 -- 🥞 | 2019-07-06 13:44:30 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌂🕺 ✿♦☺ look* 🍧🎈🎍🎁 WE ALL HOPE YOU'LL DIG YOUR GAME! ∞"٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (♥_♥) SPLENDID GAME, ♫☼✦♂♧٩(^‿^)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ GL| 💛🍆🚗💚🥞 🎄👳 | 2019-07-06 11:26:36 |
| 76561198179860286 | Bob 🌋 Barker: 🎁 "I 🐛 may 💙 be 🍆 against 🚙 the 🌸 fur 📒 industry, 👳 but 👾 that 📕 won't 🔋 stop 🏓 me 🐝 from 🚘 skinning 🐊 you 👃 alive... 🐠 as 💎 long 🎄 as 🚕 no 🔋 one 🍖 wears 🍧 the 🚗 skin." 🕺 Fry: 📗 "How 📀 can 🎄 I 👑 live 🎈 my 🌏 life 🎁 if 💄 I 🎫 can't 🐊 tell 💗 good 📀 from 🐳 evil?" 💚 Bender: 🌋 "Ah, 👳 they're 🥗 both 🎽 fine 🐝 choices, 🎽 whatever 🚙 floats 💃 your ⛳ boat." | 2019-07-06 09:21:26 |
| 76561198179634866 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💎 💃 😺 📕 ⚡ 🐛 🎽 ⛳ 🌋 👔 📀 🎄 👃 🌂 👾 🍖 🥞You can't fall off the floor. When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer. 👽 🍧 💗 📀 🐟 🚙 💛 🍇 🐊 🏓 🌳 👑 🚗 🎫 🌸 🥞 | 2019-07-05 22:03:26 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎽🚙⚡🚗🎄 - ♥ ✭ ❋ ♧ ß ✯ ✳ ● ✬ ✖ ✶ ✲ ☎ ✦ ☆ ❂ ✥ ☺ ☢ ✿💙💃🎁🌂🥒 - Do you have any 👳🐟🏀🕺⚡ - ㅤㅤ irrational fears? 👽👃🚙💗🍧 - ✿ ☢ ☺ ✥ ❂ ☆ ✦ ☎ ✲ ✶ ✖ ✬ ● ✳ ✯ ß ♧ ❋ ✭ ♥ | 2019-07-05 21:58:21 |
| 76561198179509657 | What do you like to | | 🎫👽📕🥞🐠🚕💚🎫do on a rainy day? | | 👹🌽🌳🕺💗⛳🍇📀 | 2019-07-05 16:31:36 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📒🎍🎈|🎽😺💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👔🚙👳|Q: What's a light-year?A: One-third less calories than a regular year. wut | 2019-07-05 14:36:16 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌽 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🐟 → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🎈 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 🍖 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🍆 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🏓 ♦ ⚡ ♦ 💙 ♦ 📗 ♦ 🎽 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 🐝 ♦ 🐠 ♦ 👑 Yours truly, Bridget Whitmyre (the cat)💄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037589 🥒 | 2019-07-05 11:26:19 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🐝🍆👽🍖🌸🐛🥞👔🎁🍧🔋💄📘😺🐛💃🐟⚡⛳🎈🐊👃🎽🌋🥞💚🌂💎🎫🏀 The so-called "desktop metaphor" of today's workstations is instead an"airplane-seat" metaphor. Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of paperswhileseated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference -- one cansee only a very few things at once.- Fred Brooks, Jr. 🎄👳👃🐳💗🥒👽🚘🐠📀🚕🍇🌸🔋🌳🕺🏀👑🌽📗📘💗🌂🐝💙🥗🚙😺🎈🚘 | 2019-07-04 16:11:10 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐊📕🌽 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💎🥗💗 Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 🌏 + 🥞 = 👹 | 2019-07-04 14:06:55 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🐠 -- 🍧 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 💗 -- 💚 -- 🏓 -- 📘 -- 🚙 -- 🚕 -- 🎫 -- 📕 -- 🥒 But I was there and I saw what you did,I saw it with my own two eyes.So you can wipe off that grin;I know where you've been--It's all been a pack of lies!Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes.Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies."I thought that you said you were 20 years old!""As a programmer, yes," she replied,"And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!""You said you were blond 👃 -- 🎁 -- 🏀 -- 💎 -- ⛳ -- 💄 -- 📗 -- 💛 -- 🍇 -- 👾 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🎍 -- 💃 -- 🍆 | 2019-07-03 23:58:49 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💙🌸📗 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 👃🚘🚙 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 🏓 + 👳 = 💚 | 2019-07-03 22:24:06 |
| 76561198211853304 | --------------------------------------------------------------Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves as gods. -- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3--------------------------------------------------------------👹🍇💚🐝⛳📘🌽🐠👳🐛🎈🍆🚗🐊📒🎽⛳🥞💎🌋📕🐟🌳💛🍧🥗💄👑⚡👾🍖🔋🌂🕺🎍👃👑💗📗🍇👽🐝🎈🐟🚙 | 2019-07-03 21:19:07 |
| 76561198211741980 | ☣ I📕 ❁ just🍧👃 ✯ heard🚙🥞🌳 ✭ the🐟🌸👳💃 ♦ SEVENTIES🥒📘🎈👾🎍 ✫ were🌽💚🐳📒💗🏀 ✦ over!!🐊🍆😺🌋👔⚡🔋 ● And👽💙🐝🌂👑🚘🥗🍖 ↕ I🎁🚗🌏🐛⚡🎽🐠🐊🎫 ♂ was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!! | 2019-07-03 20:14:08 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👹 ✴ 🐳 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🎍 What’s the yuckiest food you ever tasted? ⛳ ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 💄 ✴ 💎 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🎽 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 🍖 | 2019-07-03 19:28:11 |
| 76561198179603631 | --------------------------------------------------------------Superior ability breeds superior ambition. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9Immortality consists largely of boredom. -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------🎄🕺🌂😺🐊🥞🚗👾🌸💛🐛🚘🚙💎👳👹🐳🌋📗🎁💃👃🔋🎫📕🌏📀🚙🎄💛🕺🐠🏓🐟📗👳👔🥒🚕🌸💚👑🌂🚘📒 | 2019-07-03 17:12:23 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💃 -- 🐝 -- 🎍 -- 🐳 -- 🎈 -- 🎽 -- 📒 -- 💚 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 📕 -- 👽 -- 🐊 -- 🚘 -- 👹 Confusion will be my epitaphas I walk a cracked and broken pathIf we make it we can all sit back and laughbut I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"The truth you speak has no past and no future.It is, and that's all it needs to be.Time washes cleanLove's wounds unseen.That's what someone told me;But I don't know what it means. -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time" 😺 -- 💎 -- 🌸 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- ⚡ -- ⛳ -- 🎫 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🏓 -- 🎄 -- 🌏 -- 🌋 -- 💙 | 2019-07-03 16:56:33 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🍆 ✧ 🥒 ✧ 🐝 ✧ 💃 ✧ 📒 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🐊 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 👹 ✧ ⛳ ✧ ⚡ ✧ 💙 What’s your favorite childhood book? 😺 ✧ 💎 ✧ 🎈 ✧ 👽 ✧ 🌸 ✧ 🚕 ✧ 🥗 ✧ 👾 ✧ 👑 ✧ 📘 ✧ 🚗 ✧ 🔋 | 2019-07-03 15:56:05 |
| 76561198179634866 | [live 💙 hurricane 🥗 report] 🌋 Tom 👑 Tucker: 🌽 And 🔋 now 🌸 to 🚘 Ollie 👽 Williams, 🐟 with 😺 our 🏓 live 📒 hurricane 🍇 report. 🐠 Ollie? 🎄 Ollie 🥞 Williams: 🍆 It's 💚 rainin' 🌂 sideways! 🥒 Tom 📀 Tucker: 👾 Don't 👹 you 💎 have 👑 an 🍖 umbrella, 📗 Ollie? 🚗 Ollie 🐛 Williams: 🎽 Had 🥞 one! 📕 Tom 📒 Tucker: 🐊 Where 📘 is 🚙 it? 💃 Ollie 🐳 Williams: 👃 Inside-out, 💚 five 💛 miles 🎫 away! 👹 Tom 👳 Tucker: 🌳 Can 🌏 we 🌂 get 🥗 you 📘 anything, 🚕 Ollie? 💗 Ollie 🐊 Williams: 📀 Bring 🐳 me 🏓 some 😺 soup! 🐛 Tom 🏀 Tucker: 🍇 What 👾 kind? 🎁 Ollie 🌋 Williams: 📗 Chunky! | 2019-07-03 14:15:36 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚗 ❃ 💛 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 🐠 ❃ ⚡ ❃ 🐛 ❃ 👔 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 👾ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ❃ 🍖 ❃ 📗 ❃ 🍆 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 💗 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 💎 ❃ 🥒 Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory! 💛 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 🌏 ❃ 🏀 ❃ 🍆 ❃ 🚙 ❃ 👹 ❃ 👃 ❃ 📘 ❃ 📀 | 2019-07-03 13:33:26 |
| 76561198179618386 | 📗 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 💄 ☎ 👾 ☎ 👑 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 👽 ☎ 🍖 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 💎ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 🌏 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🚙 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 💙 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 🏀 Disks travel in packs. 👹 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🥒 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 💚 ☎ 🎫 ☎ 🌳 | 2019-07-03 12:47:23 |
| 76561198211794508 | | 💙📒🐊📕🌋🌽🎍🍆💃💎⚡📗💗🥒🎫🌽👑💄:ODW The Ephebians made wine out of anything they could put in a bucket, and ateanything that couldn't climb out of one.(Pyramids) | 🐟🐛🐠🕺🚕💚📀🌸👽🍇🌳📒👹🚘🎈👔🎁⛳:sire | 2019-07-03 11:59:30 |
| 76561198179596342 | Who is the funniest person you know? >> 💚👔🎁🌸💙 << | 2019-07-03 11:49:14 |
| 76561198179819778 | Brian: 📘 I'm 👹 really 🌳 enjoying 💛 playing 🚙 golf. 🐳 Peter: 🌋 You 📀 know 🍇 my 🎄 great-great-grandfather 🥞 Angus 💗 Griffin 🚗 invented 🍧 the 👃 game. 🎍 [flashback] 🍖 Angus: 🐛 So, 👳 we're 👾 all 🕺 clear ⚡ on 🥗 the 🌂 rules 📒 then. 🍆 No 🥒 Jews 💄 and 🚕 no 🐟 blacks. 🐊 Scottish 🏀 men: 📘 Aye. | 2019-07-03 11:31:13 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎽 🐊 💛 👑 📕 🌏 🚙 🏀 👔 🚙 🌽 👹 🎫 📒 🐛 🏀 🐳So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice aslarge as it needs to be? Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose alot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt 🥗 💛 🕺 📀 👽 🍖 👃 🌸 ⛳ 💙 🚘 🐊 🏓 🥞 🐠 🌳 | 2019-07-03 01:19:09 |
| 76561198179802829 | | 🐟💛💃👽🍧🏓👳🎍📕💙🎄😺💚👑🍖🎫📗💃:amazedhitom No male had ever touched Agnes before, except perhaps to push her over andsteal her sweets.(Maskerade) | 💎🌽🕺🐠⚡🔋📕🥗📒🍇🍆📀⛳👹📘👃🎈🐛:higu_mio | 2019-07-03 01:08:07 |
| 76561198179757550 | Teeth 👽 # 🌋 1: 🎫 Okay. 🥞 Teeth 🚗 # 🌽 1: 🕺 One, 🔋 two... 🎽 Stewie: 💄 Ah! | 2019-07-02 22:37:59 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📘 ✬ 🌋 ✬ 🥗 ✬ 💛 ✬ 🍆 ✬ 📀 ✬ 🐠 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎍 ✬ 💎 ✬ 🌽 ✬ 🚗 ✬ 🥒 ✬ 👾 ✬ 👑 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 💃 ✬ 👔 By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage otherdesigners in the thin disguise of good, clean fun. -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column. 🍇 ✬ 🌳 ✬ 📒 ✬ 🌸 ✬ 🍖 ✬ 🎽 ✬ ⛳ ✬ 🎁 ✬ 🎈 ✬ 👃 | 2019-07-02 18:27:54 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍇 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 💗 👑 🚕 📗 🌋 🎫 👽 💎 📀 🎈 🎁 🐠 💚 🎽 💙 🌸Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me? -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1 Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson?Norm: My cheeks on this barstool. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, can I pour you a beer?Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. ... Eh, make that one-thirty. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position. ⚡ 🐛 👳 🍆 🏀 🎄 🎍 📕 😺 👾 🎫 📒 🔋 🎈 🐳 📗 | 2019-07-02 17:23:50 |
| 76561198179551309 | Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror. 🤓 "Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler."He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated."Well," he said, "I suppose he should know." -- Dibbler meets Gaspode the Wonder Dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) 🤤 Put your trust in those who are worthy. 🙄 In fact, S. M. Simpson, eventually devised an efficient 24-point Fouriertransform, which was a precursor to the Cooley-Tukey fast Fourier transformin 1965. The FFT made all of Simpson's efficient autocorrelation andspectrum programs instantly obsolete, on which he had worked half a lifetime. -- Proc. IEEE, Sept. 1982, p.900 😚Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient meansfor going backwards. -- Aldous Huxley😲 Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. 🤔 | 2019-07-02 14:12:43 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👃💃⛳ What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re totally alone? 👾👑🐟 | 2019-07-02 10:54:37 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📘 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 📕 → PENGUINICITY!! → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 😺 ★ 👽 ★ 🕺 ★ 🎁 ★ 🚗 ★ 🎍 ★ 👾 ★ 🏓 ★ 🥞 ★ 💚 ★ 🔋 ★ 💃 ★ 📒 ★ 🍆 ★ 🌂 Yours truly, Andre Carnall (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035570 👑 | 2019-07-02 08:31:30 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌳🍇🐠🐝💗🍆👑🎄🎫📒💃🥗📕⛳👔🌽🚕🍖📗🐳🎁🌸💎🎍🕺🚗💚👃👳🌂 The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling,is an intimateknowledge of its ugly side. -- James Baldwin 🚘🐛💄🚙💙⚡🐝📗🎈👾🎽🎄🎁🐠🚕👹🌏⛳📕🍧👃👽💃🐊😺🚘🔋🍆💛🏓 | 2019-07-02 04:28:25 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🐟 ♣ 🌳 ♣ 🍖 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 👾 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 🏓 ♣ 👳 ♣ 🍧 ♣ 🥒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🍇 ♣ 🥞 ♣ 📕 ♣ 🐊 ♣ 🎫 ♣ 🌂 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 👃 Security check: INTRUDER ALERT! 🍆 ♣ 🚕 ♣ 🎍 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 📀 ♣ 👔 ♣ 💚 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 😺 ♣ 🚗 | 2019-07-02 04:05:25 |
| 76561198179860286 | 📘 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💛 → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] 🍖 ❁ 🔋 ❁ 👑 ❁ 🎈 ❁ 🎍 ❁ 🕺 ❁ 😺 ❁ 💗 ❁ 🍇 ❁ 🥒 ❁ 💃 ❁ 🐛 ❁ 🚕 ❁ 💙 ❁ 🚙 Yours truly, Simon Madill (the cat)🎁 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167032926 🌏 | 2019-07-02 03:44:26 |
| 76561198179757550 | If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? >> 📀🌳🏓🍧🌏 << | 2019-07-02 00:19:18 |
| 76561198179804107 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍖 * 🚙 * 📒 * 🍧 * 💃 * 📀 * 📘 * 🎍 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 💎 * 🏓 * 🌽 * 🍇 * 🌂 * 💚ㅤ* Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.ㅤ* Doctor: Tell me nurse, how is that boy doing; the one who ate all those 5p pieces? Nurse: Still no change doctor.ㅤ* Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics and Windows for solitaire.🌳 * 👑 * 💗 * 🎫 * 💙 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🌋 * 👔 * 💄 * 🐛 * 🎁 * 🐝 * 🍖 * 🎽 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-07-01 23:29:14 |
| 76561198179639682 | ⛳ ☁ 🍧 ☁ 💄 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🍆 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 📕 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 📘 Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: Earlier this morning, I got a call from the police, asking me to come to Agent Mulder's apartment. A detective asked me ... he needed me to identify a body...Blevins: Agent Scully ...Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"👽 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 👾 ☁ 📗 ☁ 👑 ☁ 📒 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 🎄 | 2019-07-01 18:20:14 |
| 76561198179844987 | Bender: 💙 I 🐛 don't 🌸 know 🚕 why, 💄 but 🚙 when 📘 I 🐝 look ⚡ down 🔋 at 🍧 their 💃 little 🥒 faces 😺 🐳 it 🎈 makes 🌏 me ⛳ want 📕 to ⚡ puke... 💚 in 💎 a 🌋 good 🥞 way. | 2019-07-01 07:56:12 |
| 76561198179634866 | Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it! -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks" 😚* bma wonders if this will make the Knghtbrd .sig😭Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,Their indices bedecked from one to _n,Commingled in an endless Markov chain! -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"🤠 "Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela 😷 Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants. 🤒<hop> when you start making only stupid mistakes that are obvious, thats when you start getting competent<hop> because you don't make fundamental misunderstanding mistakes<hop> and thats a *good* sign.😬In space, no one can hear you fart.😙 | 2019-07-01 02:44:10 |
| 76561198179710665 | The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-oldsis of course a shameful canard. The key age has traditionally beenmore like fourteen. -- Robert Christgau, "Esquire" 🤕Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.😴 Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can'tunderstand his own meaning. -- George D. Prentice 😫- long f_ffree; /* free file nodes in fs */+ long f_ffree; /* freie Dateiknoten im Dateisystem */ -- Seen in a translation😲 If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. -- Robert Frost 🤤 If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 daysand 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before tothink which principles of computation shall be most appropriate. -- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia" 🤥 | 2019-07-01 01:38:19 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐟🎈🌳🚕🚙💎🌂👑🥞🎍🚗🎽📒📗📕Operative: "We locked on to Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes."Mal: "You do that, best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord."(tosses a gadget to the Operative)Operative: "... pulse beacon..."🐳👹🔋📀🎫🍆🥒💗🌽👃🚗🚘🐛👽🏀 | 2019-06-30 20:18:56 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🍆 ★ 🥞 ★ 🥗 ★ 🌸 ★ 🍧 ★ 👳 ★ 🎈 ★ 🥒 ★ 🎁 ★ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💗 ★ ⛳ ★ 🕺 ★ 👹 ★ 👃 ★ 🎍 ★ 📕 ★ 🌳 ★ 🍇 ★ 📒 When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't. 👔 ★ 🐛 ★ 🌽 ★ 💃 ★ 💄 ★ 📗 ★ 🌏 ★ 🚕 ★ 💛 ★ 🍖 | 2019-06-30 18:58:10 |
| 76561198179730218 | Mandrell: "You know what I think?"Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?" -- Dr. Who😘 Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece" 😲Creditor, n.: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.🙄 It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anythingon earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married. 🙂I bet the human brain is a kludge. -- Marvin Minsky🤒 River: "I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper." 😪 Chris: Hi, my name is Chris. Mom and dad said that I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not mention poo. Oh god! What have I done? 😬 "If we find a cat I'm going to kick it!"(Only You Can Save Mankind) 😭 Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Long 😚 | 2019-06-30 17:35:04 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💚 ✰ 🌋 Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out👾 ✰ 🌽 of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.👑 ✰ 🥗 -- Casablanca 🍆💃🌂 | 2019-06-30 13:51:48 |
| 76561198179802829 | Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. 🤓 David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" * Hourly motel rates * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here * Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some countries we could mention * Goatees & Van ♥♥♥♥♥ thought to be worn only by weenies * Our well-behaved golf professionals * Fabulous babes coast to coast 🤕Lois: You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky. Well, it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey. Wrap your own damn presents. And hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!🤐Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. -- J.K. Galbraith🤒 | 2019-06-30 13:35:52 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎁 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 🐠 ♡ 💙 ♡ 💄 ♡ 🍇 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🐊 ♡ 📘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📀 ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🐳 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 🥗 ♡ 💗 ♡ 👃 ♡ 🌂 ♡ 👾 ♡ 🎄 UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody. 🏀 ♡ 🌏 ♡ 👳 ♡ 🎍 ♡ 👑 ♡ ⛳ ♡ 🍖 ♡ 👔 ♡ 🌸 ♡ 😺 | 2019-06-30 10:02:36 |
| 76561198179819778 | ☢ The🚗 ♀ men🥞🌳 ☁ sat🍧⚡🎍 ٿ sipping👹👔📗🐝 ☼ their🎈🕺👃🍆🌂 ✦ tea🎄💄🥒🍇👳👽 ✧ in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream." "Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I, a philosopher?" | 2019-06-30 09:06:37 |
| byteframe's cat | ❉ Preserve🎁 ❂ wildlife🥗🐳 ♣ --🏓🐊💛 ✤ pickle💎💃👽🏀 ✥ a📀💙💗🍧🥒 ✳ squirrel😺🥞⛳👹🎫🚙 ☼ today! | 2019-06-30 08:41:35 |
| 76561198179697385 | 📕📒💎 What’s your greatest talent? 💚🎽🥗 | 2019-06-30 08:36:35 |
| 76561198179847314 | If you were heading out on a road trip | | 🚙🌂🥞👔🥗🏓🍇👑right this minute, what would you pack? | | 📕🌏👳⛳🐛🎫👃💄 | 2019-06-29 17:30:28 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🕺 * 👑 * 🚙 * 🌋 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🐳 * 🔋 * 📕 * 💚 * 🐝 * 🍆 * 📀 * 👔 * 🌸 * 🎍ㅤ* The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.ㅤ* The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.ㅤ* Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.🏓 * 💎 * 😺 * 🥗 * 💗 * 👃 * 🌳 * 👾 * 💃 * 👾 * 🎄 * ⚡ * 💛 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 📗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-06-29 14:57:22 |
| 76561198179633358 | 👑👾🔋👹🍧 - ☁ ✰ ★ ✳ ↕ ● ♧ ß ☀ ♥ ✱ ✤ ✩ ٿ ☼ ❁ ♀ ☺ ✶ ✈👽🏓😺🥞🐟 - What’s the hardest thing you 🐛🚗🍖🌳👳 - ㅤㅤ ever had to write — and why? 🍇🌂📗📀🚘 - ✈ ✶ ☺ ♀ ❁ ☼ ٿ ✩ ✤ ✱ ♥ ☀ ß ♧ ● ↕ ✳ ★ ✰ ☁ | 2019-06-29 11:55:02 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌽 -- ⛳ -- 🐳 -- 🏀 -- 📗 -- 🎫 -- 🍖 -- 👳 -- 🐠 -- ⚡ -- 🐟 -- 🔋 -- 💚 -- 👑 -- 🏀 Bit off more than my mind could chew,Shower or suicide, what do I do? -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"Breathe deep the gathering gloom.Watch lights fade from every room.Bed-sitter people look back and lament;another day's useless energies spent.Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.Lonely man cries for love and has none.New mother picks up and suckles her son.Senior citizens wish they were young.Cold-hearted orb t 📘 -- 🥒 -- 💄 -- 💎 -- 💛 -- 🚘 -- 🚙 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🐊 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 -- 📀 -- 🎈 -- 💙 | 2019-06-29 11:50:08 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💙 ⛳ 👳 🐠 👹 🚙 🐳 🚕 💗 💚📀 [] 🍇 🍆 🎈 🥞 🔋 🎽 🌽 📕 🥒 💄 📒Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- CalvinIf we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous? -- CalvinDad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin💚 🍧 🚙 👾 🌸 🐝 ⛳ 🚘 💃 👃 | 2019-06-28 20:33:35 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌂In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that theother really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌏Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎄 | 2019-06-28 12:42:42 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐊 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 📕 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 👾 ♡ ⚡ ♡ 🎁 ♡ 🐟 ♡ 🌂 ♡ ⛳ ♡ 💗 ♡ 📀 ♡ 🎽 ♡ ⛳ ♡ 🎄 ♡ 🕺 ♡ 🍖 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 🥞 Yours truly, Carlota Brobeck (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086923 🌏 | 2019-06-28 12:19:39 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍧 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🚙 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. 🏀 ❋ 🚕 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 📕 ❋ 🍇 ❋ 😺 ❋ 👽 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 👳 ❋ 💄 ❋ 💗 ❋ 🍆 ❋ 👑 ❋ 🐊 ❋ ⚡ Yours truly, Sol Lammie (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095228 🎄 | 2019-06-28 12:00:40 |
| 76561198179518505 | If you had to pick a “spirit animal,” what would it be? >> 🌏💄🎁👽🥞 << | 2019-06-28 08:46:35 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍧 ✤ 🍖 Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.🌳 ✤ 👑 -- Han Solo 🥞🌋🍧 | 2019-06-28 03:35:13 |
| byteframe's cat | 🥞 🕺 🎄 🌋 🍇 💄 📀 🐊 ⚡ 🌏💚 [] 🏓 💛 🎽 🚗 🥒 🐛 🎁 🎫 🌂 🌸 👾Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- CalvinThat's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn'tgood enough for me! I demand euphoria! -- CalvinDad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin😺 🥒 📕 🍧 📒 🐛 🐠 🐝 🥗 🎽 | 2019-06-27 22:41:09 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📀💄🍇💚🎫🐛💗🎁👃📕👔⛳🎁💃🌳🚘⚡🐊📘🍖🥞👾🎍🌋🐳🔋🌸👃🥗🍆 "And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionarysays it means, you go to jail. No exceptions."-- David Jones @ Megatest Corporation 🌂📀💙👽🏀🌽👑🍧🚙💄👳🎈🥒👔🚕💗🍇🎄📕😺🍆🐛💛🎽🐠🎍📒🐟🔋💃 | 2019-06-27 19:06:20 |
| 76561198179517018 | ⛳👳💄👾🐠🐛🥞🎫📒👽💗🐳🍇⚡🎍👹🥒🌽🚗📘🎽👃📕🐛📀🍆🎍🌂👽🏓 Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God whowatches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries toguidepeople to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery andcruelty for that. On the other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their religions.- Benjamin Spock 💙⚡🎈🎁🚘🔋💄🌳👳🐟🐠🌏📒💚👔💃💛🐊👹🚕💎🎄⛳🌽🎽🌸🌂🚙📘🐝 | 2019-06-27 18:30:56 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍧 👑 ⛳ 🏀 🚘 🚙 📀 🌂 🥗 🐝 🌏 🌳 🍖 🎁 🐟 🎫 👽I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatlyrelieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him withthe traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" 🌋 😺 💗 🌽 🐛 👔 🐊 📒 💄 🍇 💃 🚕 📘 🎍 🥞 🏓 | 2019-06-27 17:12:54 |
| 76561198211804512 | Meg: 💗 I 🐟 wish 🚕 Chris 👽 would 🐳 quit 📗 drawing 👳 pictures 🏀 of 📒 my 🐊 head 💙 on 💄 a 🚙 pig's 🏓 body. ⚡ Chris: 📘 Don't 🌳 censor 📀 me. | 2019-06-27 13:13:46 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🚘🎍 ✯☆ nice game! ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ []_ ([]) []_ good luck| ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ღ awesome* ☼ 🏀⚡ | 2019-06-27 11:42:00 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📒💙🥗 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌋🎍💎 A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don’t stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. 📀 + 💄 = 🌂 | 2019-06-27 10:19:59 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 😺 💗 🐳 🎄 📘 👃 🍖 🚗 📒 💚 🍧 👔 💄 🥞 🥒 👑 🐛These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what theyused to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink. 1/2 oz. gin1/2 oz. vodka1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)3/4 oz. tequilla1/2 oz. triple sec1/2 oz. orange juice3/4 oz. sour mix1/2 oz. colashake with ice and strain into frosted glass. Long Island Iced Tea 📕 💙 🐝 🌸 🎽 🌳 📀 🏀 🚙 🌏 🔋 👾 💛 🏓 🕺 🌋 | 2019-06-27 06:06:49 |
| 76561198179843803 | ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💗Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools. ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💛Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚘 | 2019-06-27 04:27:46 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🕺🐊📕👑💛🍇💗🐛🐟🎍🌸👃🌏🚙💄Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."Mal: "Define 'interesting'".Wash: "Oh, God, oh God, we're all gonna die?"🌽💙🎁🌂🔋🚕🍆🎈⛳🎫🐠😺🥒📒📗 | 2019-06-27 04:26:46 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🎁 💄 🏓 🐟 🌳 🐝 🏀 ⚡ 🥗 🎽 🚘 💗 🚕 📗 💚 🌸Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her whatdisguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you comesober, Mr. Prime Minister?" [Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.]Norm: Afternoon, everybody!All: Anton! -- Cheers, The Two Faces of NormWoody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.'' -- Cheers, Call Me, IrresponsibleSam: What can I get you, Norm?Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding. Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers. -- Cheers, Two Girls for Every Boyd 📘 🥞 🐊 🍆 🌽 🍖 😺 🎍 📕 🍧 🎈 👳 🔋 🍇 🚙 👃 | 2019-06-27 04:23:46 |
| 76561198179618386 | ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💚"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues thatneed worrying about." ♥ 👔 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found eachother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyonehad to seek professional help." ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⚡ | 2019-06-27 02:52:44 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownThe more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8--------------------------------------------------------------🌂👃🔋💎🌋🎄👾🚕🍧👹👑🌳🏀🎍👑📘🏓🐟⚡⛳💄🎽👽🐝👽🐳👃🐠👾🎁💃📗🎄🌽🚗👔💛💎🐛🎈🥞🐳💗🥒🚕 | 2019-06-26 22:53:31 |
| 76561198179797383 | Have you ever stolen anything? (Money, candy, hearts, time?) >> 📒👔🥒💄🚙 << | 2019-06-26 22:24:33 |
| 76561198179677447 | For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤧 No evil can happen to a good man. -- Plato 😲 I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no ternunstoned. -- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is" 😫I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.😚 Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? 🤗HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!🤥 Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to. -- Geoffrey Chaucer 😪 "Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feastsmost subtly on the human will."-- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway" 🤣 You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food 😯 | 2019-06-26 21:32:33 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🌋 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🔋 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London 🌽 ✪ 💙 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 📀 ✪ 👽 ✪ 💗 ✪ 👾 ✪ 🎁 ✪ 🎍 ✪ 🎽 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 💃 ✪ 💛 Yours truly, May Newlin (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167077890 👹 | 2019-06-26 20:48:36 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👹 ✿ 👽 ✿ 📒 ✿ 💎 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🥒 What do you think you were in a past life? 💗 ✿ 📗 ✿ 👑 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🍇 | 2019-06-26 20:43:33 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💗🎫📗|👑🚘👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💄👳🚙|Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. ??? | 2019-06-26 18:53:32 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌽👾📕 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💚🌳💗 Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 always manages to get the best deal. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 🎁 + 🎽 = 📘 | 2019-06-26 18:46:46 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👔🎈🌽 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌳⚡🐊 When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. From a set of data, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. 📘 + 🌂 = 📕 | 2019-06-26 17:18:32 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👑🌸📗 When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? 🚘👳🎄 | 2019-06-26 16:15:29 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🌽 ✩ 🎄 Humpty Dumpty was pushed. 🍖🐟👽 | 2019-06-26 14:31:14 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🚕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💄 📘 🐊 🌂 🕺 🥞 🎄 🎫 🚙 🍖 😺 👽 🚗 🎽 👳 👑 📕Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. 🍧 🔋 🌋 🥞 🐛 🐟 🥗 👔 📀 💗 🐝 🎄 🍆 🌂 📒 🌸 | 2019-06-26 13:34:13 |
| 76561198211879112 | 💚 🥞 🎫 👹 🐛 🐟 🌽 🚗 🏓 📀👾 [] 🎄 🍧 🍖 🚙 🥞 👑 🌳 💄 🕺 🎈 📀I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinReality continues to ruin my life. -- CalvinBe careful or be road-kill. -- Calvin💙 🥒 📘 🐝 🐠 🥗 📕 📒 🎍 🐳 | 2019-06-26 11:18:57 |
| 76561198211842796 | Stewie: [controlling a robot Peter] Blast, you vile woman! Peter: Blast, you vile woman! Stewie: Ugh, that'll never do... translator. You there, with the severe aesthetic deficiencies! Peter: Hey, ugly! Stewie: Excellent. Hahahahaha! Peter: Sweet. Hehehehehe! 😪 Since I hurt my pendulumMy life is all erratic.My parrot who was cordialIs now transmitting static.The carpet died, a palm collapsed,The cat keeps doing poo.The only thing that keeps me saneIs talking to my shoe. -- My Shoe 😩 I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn'tthat good. -- Amy Gorin 🤤 > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..We need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortalsthen. -- Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvalds's 🤣Data, n.: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.🤒 | 2019-06-26 09:17:52 |
| 76561198179517018 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5Deflector shields just came on, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------🔋🍆💄⚡🥗🐝🍖💎🏓🎄📘🥞🚙🌂🎫😺📗👑🐳💗📒👽🕺🏀🐟⛳💛🌸🐊🎽📀💃👔🌋💚👳💗🎁🌏🥒👾👹👃🎍🍧 | 2019-06-26 09:01:48 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌏🏀📀 What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? 🎍🏓💚 | 2019-06-26 05:20:37 |
| 76561198211715440 | --------------------------------------------------------------Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknownInsults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1--------------------------------------------------------------🍆👳🏀🎄🌳😺🐠🐳🚙💛🍇👹👔⚡💚🏓🐊👃🌏💄🚗🔋🍧📀👾🌸🥒🥞💚🎽🌋🌽🍆🍖🐝🎄💃👽🐟👑🎈🚕⛳💙🎫 | 2019-06-25 20:21:31 |
| 76561198179603631 | 📒🐛📘📕👔 - ♀ ♀ ☺ ✦ ☼ ❉ ☢ ♂ ♂ ♪ ☻ ✰ ✳ ♣ ♥ ☂ ✫ ✲ ღ ☎🐠📗⚡🐝⛳ - What’s the yuckiest 💄🐳💗🌳👃 - ㅤㅤ food you ever tasted? 🍧🎽🐠🎍🌽 - ☎ ღ ✲ ✫ ☂ ♥ ♣ ✳ ✰ ☻ ♪ ♂ ♂ ☢ ❉ ☼ ✦ ☺ ♀ ♀ | 2019-06-25 19:46:40 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🍧 ❂ 🥞 ❂ 🏓 ❂ 🔋 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 👽 ❂ 🎽 ❂ 🌽 ❂ 📀 ❂ 🎄 ❂ 💃 ❂ 🎫 ❂ 💄 ❂ 📘 Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome. You and me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?Scully: You want me to recite them?Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath - the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects. "The X-Files: Anasazi"📗 ❂ 👑 ❂ 🎁 ❂ 💙 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 🥒 ❂ 💗 ❂ ⛳ ❂ 📒 ❂ 👾 ❂ 🐛 ❂ 😺 ❂ 🕺 ❂ 🚗 | 2019-06-25 17:52:23 |
| 76561198179844987 | And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a manwith a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.😲 Mal: "You got all kinds of learning, and you make me look a fool without eventrying, and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's cause I got peoplewith me, people who trust each other, and do for each other, and ain'talways looking for an advantage."Saffron: "Promise me you're going to kill me soon." 😱 Every country has the government it deserves. -- Joseph De Maistre 🤣 After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice as many people as before. 😙Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma! -- Homer Simpson Principal Charming😫 'What shall we do?' said Twoflower.'Panic?' said Rincewind hopefully.(The Light Fantastic) 🤠 | 2019-06-25 14:52:14 |
| 76561198179500879 | ♪ My🎍 ✿ favorite💄💎 ★ sandwich🎁🎫🌽 ☂ is🌂🎄🌳😺 ♦ peanut👔🌸👽👳📘 ♣ butter,🐠🥞💗🕺💚👃 ♂ baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey | 2019-06-25 13:23:03 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🌋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🎫 🐝 💎 🏓 📗 🌽 👔 🏓 👃 🚙 🚕 🎍 💙 🎈 🚙 👹Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long Sam: What's going on, Normie?Norm: My birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver. -- Cheers, Where Have All the Floorboards GoneWoody: Hey, Mr. P. How goes the search for Mr. Clavin?Norm: Not as well as the search for Mr. Donut. Found him every couple of blocks. -- Cheers, Head Over Hill ⚡ 👔 👾 📒 🌂 💚 🎽 🐠 🐛 👳 🚗 🎄 👑 🎫 🥞 🚘 | 2019-06-25 12:52:10 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🥒👑 🎫 GLHF- ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (‾⌣‾) 💃🚙 | 2019-06-25 12:24:03 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌋👾🎍 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🐝⛳💙 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. From a set of data, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 fails to clean up at the end of the day. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. 🏓 + ⚡ = 🐠 | 2019-06-25 08:12:02 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | - ✱ ✪ ✿ ♫ ✿ ✣ ☢ ☎ ❦ ♦ ✴ ☺ ❂ ❀ ♠ ❄ ♂ ♪ ❃ ¤ - What kind of people - ㅤㅤ do you like? - ¤ ❃ ♪ ♂ ❄ ♠ ❀ ❂ ☺ ✴ ♦ ❦ ☎ ☢ ✣ ✿ ♫ ✿ ✪ ✱ | 2019-06-25 07:24:57 |
| 76561198179797383 | Adelai: 🥞 A 🔋 package 🏓 is 🌏 just 🐛 a 👃 box 💗 until 💎 it's 🌂 delivered. | 2019-06-25 06:40:41 |
| 76561198179677447 | 😺 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 👾 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 👽 ❂ 📘 ❂ 💛 ❂ 🏀 ❂ 🍧 ❂ 🍖 ❂ 🔋 ❂ 🐝 Have you ever lived in another country? 🐳 ❂ 🚗 ❂ 📒 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 🥞 ❂ 💃 ❂ 🍆 ❂ 🌳 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 📀 ❂ 💄 ❂ 🌏 | 2019-06-25 05:51:45 |
| 76561198211794508 | Fry: 🐟 Whoah. 🌋 Check 🥗 out 😺 that 👔 guy. 🚙 He 💄 makes 💛 Speedy 💙 Gonzales 📗 look 📕 like 👳 🎄 Regular 🌽 Gonzalez. | 2019-06-25 04:02:25 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👽 ☣ 💎 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 💗 ☣ 📀 ☣ 📗 ☣ 🍖 ☣ 🍇 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 🎽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏀 ☣ 🚕 ☣ 🎁 ☣ 💙 ☣ 🚗 ☣ ⛳ ☣ 👃 ☣ 🎫 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 🎍 Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explainsex to a virgin. -- Robert Heinlein(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.) 🌽 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🎈 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🐠 ☣ 💛 ☣ 🥒 ☣ 🐳 ☣ 👔 ☣ 👹 | 2019-06-25 01:40:24 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐛 💃 👑 🎽 📒 🐟 ⛳ 🏀 💗 🌏⚡ [] 🚙 👃 💚 🕺 🌂 🚕 🌋 💙 🎄 🐝 👹The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no realapplication in life. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- Calvin🍆 🥒 👳 🌳 🌸 🚘 📕 🐊 👾 🎁 | 2019-06-25 01:27:26 |
| 76561198211562428 | | 👃🍆🍖🎄🏀🎍🚘📀💎👽💗🥞⚡🎽🥒🚗🌳👹:san 'It's still a lie. Like the lie about masks.''What lie about masks?''The way people say they hide faces.''They do hide faces,' said Nanny Ogg.'Only the one on the outside.'(Maskerade) | 🚕👔👾📗🎈📒🌽🌂🍧🥗💚🍇😺🚗🏓🐳👑🐊:ODW | 2019-06-25 01:02:18 |
| 76561198179802829 | ❋ Food🚙 ✪ for💗🐳 ♠ thought📒👔🚕 ☎ is🍖🥗🐟👽 ♧ no📕🥞💛📘🎈 ✫ substitute🐛⚡🌏🌂🥗👑 ✴ for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo" | 2019-06-25 00:05:16 |
| 76561198211882476 | 😺 -- 🕺 -- 🥗 -- 🍖 -- 🌂 -- 👽 -- ⚡ -- 🍇 -- 🌳 -- 💄 -- 📘 -- 🌽 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 🎽 Up against the net, redneck mother,Mother who has raised your son so well;He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...A lady with one of her ears appliedTo an open keyhole heard, inside,Two female gossips in converse free --The subject engaging them was she."I think", said one, "and my husband thinksThat she's a prying, inquisitive minx!"As soon as no more of it she could hearThe lady, indignan 🎁 -- 🐟 -- 🐛 -- 🏀 -- 📀 -- 🐠 -- 📗 -- 🥞 -- 👾 -- 🚘 -- 🐊 -- 📕 -- 😺 -- 🐳 -- 👑 | 2019-06-24 18:04:46 |
| 76561198179361029 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎈 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 📀 * 😺 * 🕺 * 💚 * 🏀 * 👽 * 🌂 * 🥞 * 🌏 * 🌋 * 🐳 * 👃 * 🚙ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky? Landlord: That would be free sir. Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.ㅤ* Who lit the fuse on your tampon?ㅤ* Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.🎽 * 💛 * 💄 * 🥗 * 📕 * ⛳ * 🍧 * 🎁 * 🐊 * 💙 * 👳 * 💗 * 🌂 * 🎍 * 👑 * 👾ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-06-24 17:16:47 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎁🥒🎫🏓🎍 - ✫ ☢ ✶ ♂ ♂ ♀ ß ✯ ♀ ★ ❂ ♂ ☼ ❃ ✿ ♫ ♠ ✲ ♣ ❋🌸🕺💛👽🚗 - Name 3 celebrities 🌽👔🚙🍖💛 - ㅤㅤ you most admire. 🚘🐊🌋🐟👑 - ❋ ♣ ✲ ♠ ♫ ✿ ❃ ☼ ♂ ❂ ★ ♀ ✯ ß ♀ ♂ ♂ ✶ ☢ ✫ | 2019-06-24 16:45:47 |
| 76561198179802829 | | 🎈📀🚙🚘🐟🐊🚗🎁🐳🚕💄🐛🏓🌽🎄👾📗🐟:KidMorgan Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoidchicken fat in plastic sauce. -- The joys of travelling the world by plane (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett) | 👹👑👃🍆🌳💃📘🎈🥒🥞👾⚡🥗🚗🌏💃🐛💛:lilili | 2019-06-24 16:26:48 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | - ♫ ✩ ♀ ✖ ☼ ✶ ❁ ✳ ❀ ✿ ✏ ❉ ❖ ♥ ♂ ☆ ● ✔ ♡ ✧ - What’s your favorite - ㅤㅤ childhood book? - ✧ ♡ ✔ ● ☆ ♂ ♥ ❖ ❉ ✏ ✿ ❀ ✳ ❁ ✶ ☼ ✖ ♀ ✩ ♫ | 2019-06-24 15:09:41 |
| 76561198179608271 | | 💗👔👑🎍🎈🌏💛🔋💄🕺🚕🚙🥗👾🐝🌸🚗👃:xi Reality is a curve.That's not the problem. The problem is that there isn't as much as there should be. According to some of the more mystical texts in the stacks of the library of Unseen University - (...) - at least nine-tenths of all the original reality ever created lies outside the multiverse, and since the multiverse by definition includes absolutely everything that is anything, this puts a bit of a strain on things.(Moving Pictures) | 🎄🍇👹🚘🐊😺🍖👔🥞🌳🐟📕👳🐛👑🍧⛳🏓:ftm2_moo | 2019-06-24 13:46:34 |
| byteframe's cat | 📕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💎 🐛 📒 🎁 🚗 🌏 👽 🏓 📗 🚘 📀 👹 🐟 🎄 ⚡ 👳 🐊We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth withunfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) 💗 🕺 🎍 💙 🐠 👃 👾 👃 🍖 🚙 ⛳ 🌸 🍇 👳 🌋 💚 | 2019-06-24 13:22:44 |
| byteframe's cat | 🐠👔🚙|👃🍇📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌋👑🥒|Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?A: Chewing gum. huh | 2019-06-24 13:20:33 |
| byteframe's cat | 💃🍆💛🎍🎫🎁💄🐊💗🐝🚙🐳🎄👳💙Mal: "Say that to my face."Man: I said, you're a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you going to do?Mal: "I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoepunches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."🌸📀🚘👹🥒🌋💚👃🐟💛👾🚗🌳🎈🎽 | 2019-06-24 10:29:45 |
| 76561198179575562 | If you could choose your own life obstacles, would you keep the ones you have? >> 💄😺👾🚙🌸 << | 2019-06-24 07:43:35 |
| byteframe's cat | --------------------------------------------------------------We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always willbe different. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0--------------------------------------------------------------💗📗💙🥞😺🕺📕💚🌸👽🎫👑👃📕🚙🍧👳🌋🐊🌏🐠📀👔🔋🎄🍆🚗⚡🏀🌽🐛💎💛💃🐛👾🥗📀👹🕺👽👑🚘🎈🏓 | 2019-06-24 06:11:34 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚕👹 (♥_♥) ٩(^‿^)۶ AWESOME GAME! 💎💚🐠"٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ wow. 🏓🐟🥗👑💃💙🌳💛 🚙🚘 | 2019-06-24 04:57:27 |
| byteframe's cat | 🍖 ♣ 🥒 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 💎 ♣ 🌂 ♣ 📗 ♣ 💛 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 🌏 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 👾 (Mulder's watching a video tape)Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it?Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."Scully: You spent money for this???Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping! "The X-Files: Nisei"Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"😺 ♣ 🐊 ♣ 👃 ♣ 💎 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🏓 ♣ 🍆 ♣ 🎄 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🚕 ♣ 👔 ♣ 📒 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 🏀 | 2019-06-24 03:20:24 |
| byteframe's cat | 🌽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🕺 🐠 🐛 🍇 📗 🎁 🌂 👑 🎍 🏓 💎 ⛳ 🐳 🌂 ⚡ 🌋 📀Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today! He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer 💚 👔 🎄 👳 🏀 🐟 💛 🔋 👾 👹 🥞 🍧 🌸 💚 📒 🏓 | 2019-06-24 02:12:19 |
| byteframe's cat | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 💎 * 👹 * 🐊 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 🚘 * 👳 * 📕 * 📘 * 🌳 * 💚 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🚗ㅤ* We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.ㅤ* I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.ㅤ* I'm beginning to think that if opportunity ever does knock, it'll be because it has to use my bathroom.👔 * 🌋 * 🚙 * 🐝 * 🎍 * 👑 * 🍧 * 🎈 * 👽 * 🍇 * 🏀 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 🐟 * 🎁 * 🍖ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-06-24 02:05:19 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📘🔋🌽💃📘 - ☢ ★ ✧ ♀ ß ✿ ♥ ♀ ٿ ☂ ☁ ♡ ☼ ♪ ❉ ✣ ☣ ♫ ✔ ❋🚙📀🐠🐛🍇 - Do you ever count your 💗😺🚕📗🌸 - ㅤㅤ steps when you walk? 🕺⛳🐟🌂👳 - ❋ ✔ ♫ ☣ ✣ ❉ ♪ ☼ ♡ ☁ ☂ ٿ ♀ ♥ ✿ ß ♀ ✧ ★ ☢ | 2019-06-24 01:52:29 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💄👔🚙 If you could sit down with your 15-year old self, what would you tell him or her? 🐝🎄👳 | 2019-06-23 23:27:58 |
| byteframe's cat | What’s your definition | | 🐳👹🐝👽🍖🕺👃🔋of an ideal houseguest? | | 🥒🐟🎁🏀🐝🐛🍇🐠 | 2019-06-23 23:22:58 |
| byteframe's cat | 🎍 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 👑 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → PENGUINICITY!! 💎 ¤ 🐠 ¤ 🎈 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 😺 ¤ 🎄 ¤ 🎁 ¤ 🚘 ¤ 🚗 ¤ 🚙 ¤ 👳 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 🐳 ¤ 💄 ¤ 👽 Yours truly, Abigail Katterjohn (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035936 📒 | 2019-06-23 22:48:58 |
| 76561198179517018 | Peter: 💃 Step 📗 aside, 👔 its 🐝 time 🐳 for 👃 me 🥗 to 💗 do ⚡ my 🚙 fatherly 🚘 duty. 🏓 [laughs] 🎫 Peter: 🚕 I 💄 said 🎍 duty, 🐊 but 🌋 no 🎁 time 💎 to 🚙 laugh 👳 about 🐟 it 👹 now. | 2019-06-23 22:23:58 |
| 76561198211882476 | | 💄🌽🐳🎍🍖📀🥗💙🚗🐟⚡📗🌏⛳🌸😺💚💗:Ferri "All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is *bastards*."(The Last Continent) | 🕺👑👽🐝🐠🍆👃👔👹🥒👳🔋🌋🎫🐠🍇🎁🐊:Nan | 2019-06-23 19:44:57 |
| 76561198179814253 | "Listen, 🏀 Bender, 📗 where's 📘 your 📀 bathroom?" 👳 -Fry 💙 🎍 "Bath 🍖 what?" 🏓 -Bender 💚 📒 "Bathroom." 🐳 -Fry 🎈 🌽 "What 🌏 room?" 🔋 -Bender 👔 👽 "Bathroom!" 👹 -Fry 🥞 🥗 "What 😺 what?" 💗 Bender 💎 🐠 "Ah, 🍧 nevermind." 💛 -Fry | 2019-06-23 08:29:48 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👃 📗 💎 🌸 🐳 🎍 📀 🕺 🚙 📕 🚕 🐟 🌂 🥞 👽 🏀 💛It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friendsand getting people under the influence. -- Jeremy Tunstall I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff. 💚 🎽 👳 🥗 🏓 🌏 🥒 🎫 🎁 💗 🚘 📒 🐛 🐠 👹 👾 | 2019-06-23 00:37:26 |
| 76561198211842796 | The rhino is a homely beast,For human eyes he's not a feast.Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden Nash 🤐 Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by thecomputer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the departmentthat drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attachedjust saying: "Learn, guys." -- Crowley is a demon, in case you don't know (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 🙁 Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9 🤗Platonic Shadow: A nonsexual friendship with a member of the opposite sex. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"😴 Dibble's First Law of Sociology: Some do, some don't. 🤥It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.😩 | 2019-06-22 23:38:15 |
| 76561198211715440 | | 🎫🐛💄👃🐝🌏👽🎈💗🚘🚙😺🐝🥒👾👹💎🍖:Nan 'Luck is my middle name,' said Rincewind, indistinctly. 'Mind you, my first name is Bad.'(Interesting Times) | 🎄🥞🚕🐟🏀👽🐠🎽📒🔋⚡🏓🌳🎫💃🍧🌽🎍:interestin | 2019-06-22 21:00:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you toturn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!Chicken! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III 😗 A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton 😵Sherrif: "You were truthful back in town -- these are tough times. A man can geta job, he might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns allthe details of a situation like ours.... well, then he has a choice. "Mal: "I don't believe he does."😪 Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense! 😲 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud 😶Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.😫 Nothing lasts forever.Where do I find nothing? 🤓 | 2019-06-22 19:55:13 |
| 76561198179819778 | 👽 🎫 🐠 👑 🌳 👃 🌋 🐟 🎍 🍆🎁 [] 🍖 📒 ⛳ 💃 👾 📀 🏓 🥗 🕺 🎈 🐳Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." --- HobbesYou can present the material, but you can't make me care. -- Calvin🚕 🐛 📕 🥒 ⚡ 💙 📘 💗 🎄 🐝 | 2019-06-22 18:19:14 |
| 76561198179814253 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📀 * 🌳 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🔋 * 🍖 * 👑 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 💙 * 🐊 * 🌋 * 👔 * 🐛 * 🌽ㅤ* What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.ㅤ* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.ㅤ* He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.🚘 * 📒 * 💗 * 🥗 * 💎 * 🥒 * 📀 * 🏓 * 📗 * 👹 * 😺 * 🍧 * 📕 * 🐛 * 👾 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-06-22 13:54:03 |
| 76561198211879112 | "I 👳 love 🔋 every 💃 living 🐟 creature." 🎁 -Leela 👹 "Even 🍇 me?" 🎄 -Fry 🚘 "As 🌸 a 🎍 friend." 👃 -Leela | 2019-06-22 13:28:03 |
| 76561198179424285 | Where would you live if you had no ties to any specific place? >> 🎄🌸🐟👳👔 << | 2019-06-22 12:32:01 |
| 76561198179596342 | Tell me 3 things you | | 🎈👾💚🎁📀👽🚗🍆remember about kindergarten. | | 📘🚕🥗🐠💎💃🐛🐝 | 2019-06-22 12:07:06 |
| 76561198179634866 | Stewie: 🥗 Mother, 👔 I 🥞 come 🐠 bearing 😺 a 🌂 gift. 🐛 I'll 🚘 give 🍆 you 🌸 a 🔋 hint: 🚕 it's 🐊 in 🌽 my 💙 diaper 💃 and 📀 it's 👹 not 🎽 a 📗 toaster. 🌋 Lois: 📘 Meg, ⛳ can 👳 you 🐟 change 📒 Stewie? 💗 Meg: 🥒 Fine, 🐝 but 👹 this 🎍 time 🍇 if 🚙 a 🎫 boy 👑 calls, 🎈 please 🚗 don't 👃 tell 🎄 him 🍧 I'm ⚡ wrist 🌳 deep 💄 in 👾 poopy. | 2019-06-22 11:57:59 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🚘🏀🎁🌳👾👽📀🏓🐊🕺🌸🐝🌋⚡🐟Wash: "Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in thislittle moon."🥒🌽👾🌋🔋🏓🚙📒📘🍖🕺🥗🥞🌏👽 | 2019-06-22 10:32:04 |
| 76561198179556699 | 👔 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 📀 ♧ 🎍 ♧ 💃 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🌏 ♧ 🐊 ♧ 🎁 Do you think we should live like we’re dying? 💙 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🥞 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 💄 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 📘 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 🥗 ♧ 🥞 | 2019-06-22 10:19:00 |
| 76561198179782901 | 👳 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🍖 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 🐟 ✫ 🚙 ✫ 🚗 ✫ 📀 ✫ 🍧 ✫ 🐛 ✫ 🥞 ✫ 🎍 ✫ 🐳 ✫ 🍖 ✫ 🌋 ✫ 🚘 ✫ ⛳ ✫ 📒 ✫ 🥒 Yours truly, Adeline Chilo (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167047876 🎁 | 2019-06-22 09:43:01 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🏓 -- 👽 -- 🐳 -- 👳 -- 💛 -- 🌏 -- 🌸 -- 📗 -- 🎈 -- 📒 -- 🥒 -- 🕺 -- ⚡ -- 👾 -- 🍖 Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el; I'm Salome, moon of the East.Here in my soul I am Sappho; Lady Hamilton am I, as well.In me R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea, With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell.I'm all of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook.But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book. -- Dorothy ParkerJohn Dame M 💚 -- 👹 -- ⛳ -- 🍧 -- 🎁 -- 🌂 -- 🐟 -- 🚕 -- 🎄 -- 🍆 -- 🌳 -- 📕 -- 👳 -- 😺 -- 🌋 | 2019-06-22 08:25:54 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚗 🍇 🐛 🐝 🐊 🕺 🏀 🎄 👾 🍖 🥞 🍆 🥗 🏓 👳 🚘 💚PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.Beggar to well-dressed businessman: "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?" 👹 👃 🎈 🚕 🌏 🎍 😺 🌳 👾 🌸 👽 📕 👔 🎁 🌋 👑 | 2019-06-22 04:55:47 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🕺🎈🎄🐝🐊🍇👳👹🚘⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗⚡📒🚗💙👽🌂🎫🎍💛 » wet crayons agreed. ❁ » dark papers agreed aptly ♫ » red crayons agreed ♂ 📗🎁🍧🏓💚💄👔🥞🐳🥒 » following my soul, ✴ » Panda approved my princes ❖ » behind my clothing ❦ 👃🚗👑📘🔋👹📀🎽🌂🎍 » playing your target ♡ » I refriended your elbows ♪ » behind your water ✱ 💄👾👑💚🥒👳🌋🍆💎🐛 | 2019-06-22 04:36:47 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📀👽🌂 Do you believe in magic? When have you felt it? 👾🥒🏓 | 2019-06-22 03:39:47 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💚👃 ✥☢☂❁ cool game! (‾⌣‾) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) great* 👹🔋🎁📘 party down. ☁❀✏٩(^‿^)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ô¿ô the humans hope you'll fancy this game. 🌂🐊😺🌏 🎈💎 | 2019-06-21 20:17:38 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🕺🔋🚗 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💛🐊🐳 Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. Of average build. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is ready to contribute to heavy or physical jobs, but needs help from people better equipped. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. 🎁 + 💄 = 📕 | 2019-06-21 20:06:36 |
| 76561198179780423 | What’s your favorite smell | | 🐠👔🔋📒💃💛🎽🎍in the whole world? | | 🎈🥗💙👳🚘📗📀👹 | 2019-06-21 19:43:38 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💙 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐠 ♫ 📀 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🐝 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🍖 The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!! 👳 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 📕 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🌸 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 🚗 | 2019-06-21 17:48:33 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👳 ★ 🍧 Prizes are for children.🌋 ★ 🐊 -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the🥞 ★ 🚗 Pulitzer prize 🍆🌳📒 | 2019-06-21 16:28:25 |
| 76561198179847314 | | 👾🎁🌳💄🍆💗⛳😺🚗🎽🎄👃💎🌋👳🚙💛🌂:ElfHer Most alchemists were nervous, in any case; it came from not knowing whatthe crucible of bubbling stuff they were experimenting with was going to donext.(Moving Pictures) | 🥒🍇🏀🕺🚕🥗🐠🐛⚡🐳🌽🏓🍧🔋👔🎍👑🏀:o | 2019-06-21 16:26:25 |
| 76561198179639682 | 😺🌳💙 If you could save one endangered species from extinction, which would you choose? 🎈🎫⚡ | 2019-06-21 16:24:20 |
| 76561198211895108 | --------------------------------------------------------------Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🐊🎽🌋🎁🎄🌋👔🌸💙🔋📒🐝🥗📕🍆🐛🐟💃👑🥞👔🐊💄🏀🚘🚕👽🌳🥞🎫🏓🍆😺💗💚🍇📀📗👹🐝📘🥒🍖🐠 | 2019-06-21 14:50:22 |
| 76561198179695038 | ⚡🌏🏓🥗⛳💎👑🌂👽📀🍇👹🥒🐝🎫🏀👳🚘🐊💗📗💄👾🎁💛🕺💚🎈👔🐠 I believe that if people would learn to use LSD's vision-inducing capabilitymore wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice andin conjutionwith meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonderchild.- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD 📒🌳🌽🔋🍧🌸🐝💃🐛🐟🌳👳📕💙🐛👃🍆🌋🍖🐊🥞📘🎽🎁🎍🚗🏓🌽💎🎄 | 2019-06-21 08:23:05 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💄 ☺ 💚 ☺ 🕺 ☺ 😺 ☺ 📘 ☺ 🎈 ☺ 🐛 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 💎 ☺ 🚗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥗 ☺ 🚕 ☺ 🎁 ☺ 🎄 ☺ 📕 ☺ 🐟 ☺ 🏀 ☺ 📀 ☺ 🎫 ☺ 🌳 VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M. 🐊 ☺ 👑 ☺ 🍧 ☺ 💗 ☺ 🌽 ☺ 💄 ☺ 🍆 ☺ 👽 ☺ ⛳ ☺ 🌏 | 2019-06-21 07:27:07 |
| byteframe's cat | ♣ Anything🐳 ✤ is💛📕 ❂ good🚙🎍🎈 ✦ if👾🥞🌂🐝 ♡ it's⛳🍧🐊📘👃 ♂ made🚗🚙🌏🚗👳👔 ✬ of chocolate. | 2019-06-21 06:08:04 |
| 76561198211563240 | --------------------------------------------------------------Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1--------------------------------------------------------------📒🐛🍧💄🎁📗🌋📘🌸🚕🚘🚙👽🐝👔🍖🎄🐳🐠👃👳🎍👾🏓👑🐊🎽💃👹🌳🚘🥞⛳🍇📕📀📘🥒🌂⚡🎫🚗🐊⚡💚 | 2019-06-21 05:46:12 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🚕 ✿ 💚 "Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense." 🌸📘⛳ | 2019-06-21 05:16:01 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐛🚕💙 If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be? 🌸🚙👾 | 2019-06-21 04:00:00 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🎁 💚 💄 🚘 🥞 🐊 👹 📘 🍖 🌏👽 [] 🐝 📀 🎫 🥒 💃 🥗 ⚡ 🚘 🎈 🌸 👳Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- CalvinIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- Calvin"I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that theprice is always so low." -Calvin🐛 💙 📒 👔 🌋 📗 🚕 🌂 🚙 🍧 | 2019-06-21 02:01:57 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💚🎁🍆📕🐳⚡🐛💄👽📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍖👾🌳📀🌂🎫🥒👳📕💙 » make chairs on sugar ☎ » when elbows scold to loiter ♠ » because elbows cheat ❁ 🏓🐊💛🕺👃🐠🎽🎍🥗🚘 » While summoning the ↕ » lounges, Germany attached ✔ » without peeking fog ∞ 🚕🏀👑🎄👔👹🥞⛳🎈🌏 » throughout the money, ♡ » England pondered happily. ❉ » Alice stops sweeping. ● 🍧📗😺💃⛳📘🚗🌽🚘💚 | 2019-06-20 19:47:58 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🐟🥞🎄🏓🚙📒🌏🌂🚕🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👹🌏👽📀👔🍖🎁👾💚🚗 » hark the running made! ✥ » fie! Oh! running blowing shoe. ❀ » Florida walks soon ✬ 🐠🍆📒🐊💗🥞🚘⛳🎫🥒 » breaking your totem ✧ » I uncovered your elbows ☣ » into your clothing ❖ 🌽🌂🐛💃⚡💎💄🎄🐝🍇 » blowing your target ☂ » I uncovered your elbows ♀ » under your sugar ∞ 🌳🕺📕👃📗👹😺🐟📘📀 | 2019-06-20 19:27:01 |
| 76561198179819838 | [Meg 📀 enters 🕺 the 🌳 house 🌸 crying] 🌏 Meg: 🌋 I'll 🔋 never 👑 be 🚙 popular, 🍖 and 🍧 it's 🥞 all 📘 because 🌂 of 📒 this 🐛 stupid 🐠 purse! 🌳 [Peter 👃 grabs 🎫 the 🐳 purse 👑 and 💃 holds 👽 it 🎍 against 🍇 the 💗 wall] 👳 Peter: 🎽 What 🏀 the 🐊 hell 🎁 did 🌸 you 👾 do 🚕 to 🥒 my 🏓 daughter? ⚡ I 🍆 swear ⛳ to 📒 God 🎄 if 💄 you 👔 touched 📀 her... | 2019-06-20 18:35:02 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🚗 -- 🐊 -- 📒 -- 📘 -- 👔 -- 🏀 -- 😺 -- 📗 -- 🌂 -- 🐟 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 -- 👑 -- 🐟 -- 👹 After all my erstwhile dear,My no longer cherished,Need we say it was not love,Just because it perished? -- Edna St. Vincent MillayOnce upon this midnight incoherent,While you pondered sentient and crystalline,Over many a broken and subordinateVolume of gnarly lore,While I pestered, nearly singing,Sudddenly there came a hewing,As of someone profusely skulking,Skulking at my chamber door.I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight 🎄 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 📕 -- 👳 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 👔 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 🍇 -- 🍖 -- 🌏 | 2019-06-20 15:22:54 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌽📘💃 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🎄💎🌸 Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But tends to rely mostly on the contributions of others, and makes only a limited contribution. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. 🥞 + 🐛 = 🚕 | 2019-06-20 14:59:52 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎍 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 🎁 ☂ 💗 ☂ 🌽 ☂ 🏀 ☂ ⛳ ☂ 🍆 ☂ 🏓 ☂ 🐛 ☂ 👳 ☂ 👾 Do you have any irrational fears and if so, what are they? 💄 ☂ 😺 ☂ 👽 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 📕 ☂ 💙 ☂ 📗 ☂ ⚡ ☂ 👑 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 💃 | 2019-06-20 11:06:34 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👾👃🌂👽📀👹🚘🚙🍧🍖💚🐝🍇🥒📒Mal: "That's what you want, isn't it?"Inara: "I don't know."Mal: "Good answer."🎈🏀👳🐳👽🏓🐛😺👔🎄🚗⚡🌏👑🌋 | 2019-06-20 08:23:26 |
| 76561198211853304 | "In 📀 case 🌏 you 📗 were 🏀 wondering, 🕺 that 🐛 was 🍖 just 👑 for 👳 Zapp." 🚗 🥗 -Leela, 💎 after 💚 kissing 🌽 Fry | 2019-06-20 08:13:27 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📒 -- 🎈 -- 🔋 -- 💎 -- 👔 -- 👽 -- 🌋 -- 👃 -- 🌂 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 💙 -- 🎽 -- 📕 -- 🥗 Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money? -- Ogden NashTake heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally gettingenough cheese. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"Margaret, are you grievingOver Goldengrove unleaving?Leaves, like the things of man,You, with your fresh thoughtsCare for, can you?Ah! as the heart grows olderIt will come to such s 💛 -- 🕺 -- 🚗 -- 🎁 -- 📗 -- 👾 -- 👑 -- 🌸 -- 🚙 -- 🎫 -- 💄 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 📀 | 2019-06-20 07:24:19 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🌳💙🥞🍖👳💄🚘👽🏓⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🔋🐳🐠🎄😺🥞🎈🎫🐛 » fie the running taught! ↕ » drat! fie! pulling blowing suit. ✳ » Florida plays soon ♪ 🚙🌽🕺🏀📗👹🎁🌏🐊🎽 » hark the sweeping taught! ✏ » hark! hark! sweeping playing suit. ✿ » Emperor starts soon ✶ 📕📀🐟🐝🌂⛳💛🥗🍇🍖 » behind the money, ♥ » Emperor and Japan work. ☣ » Denmark starts blowing. ♫ 💚🏓👾👃👑🥒📘💃💎📗 | 2019-06-20 05:56:21 |
| 76561198179842674 | How would you describe | | 🚗📗👃💎💄👽😺🍇me to your friends? | | 🐠🐳🥞💚👑🐛🚘💃 | 2019-06-20 05:37:17 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎁 -- 🌸 -- 🔋 -- 🍆 -- 🐊 -- 🎈 -- 👑 -- 💙 -- 👃 -- 🎄 -- 🌋 -- 💎 -- 👹 -- 👃 -- 🐛 One day,A mad meta-poet,With nothing to say,Wrote a mad meta-poemThat started: "One day,A mad meta-poet,With nothing to say,Wrote a mad meta-poemThat started: "One day,[...]sort of close".Were the words that the poet,Finally chose,To bring his mad poem,To some sort of close".Were the words that the poet,Finally chose,To bring his mad poem,To some sort of close".Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time,There's something 🍇 -- 🚘 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 💗 -- 🎽 -- 👽 -- 📘 -- 🥗 | 2019-06-20 05:09:23 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🍇⚡🔋 What was your proudest moment from the past twelve months? 🌋💎🌽 | 2019-06-20 03:41:14 |
| 76561198179633358 | | 📒💄🐟🔋🐠👑💚🐳👔💗👃🌳💙🐊🌋🚕👽🏓:thor 'And trust no-- Trust practically no-one. All right? Except trustworthy people.'(Jingo) | 🎽🌽🌂🐝📗👾👹👳🎽⛳🥗🍧💃😺🌏🌳🌸⚡:drewcolo | 2019-06-20 03:07:12 |
| 76561198179682287 | Bender: 💙 I 👃 don't 🐠 know 🐊 why, 🥗 but 🏓 when 👾 I 🐝 look 👳 down 🍆 at 🎍 their 🌂 little 📕 faces 📘 👑 it 🎄 makes 👔 me 😺 want 🐠 to 🥒 puke... 🚙 in 💄 a ⚡ good 🍧 way. | 2019-06-20 00:16:11 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌋⛳🐳👑👾 - ✣ ❃ ✈ ✭ ✱ ☆ ★ ☣ ٿ ♫ ✿ ✯ ♦ ✩ ¤ ☻ ✶ ❖ ✪ ♀💛🎍🎈🔋🚕 - What’s in your fridge, 💄🕺🥞🥒💗 - ㅤㅤ right this moment? 🍧🐛🚗🍆👑 - ♀ ✪ ❖ ✶ ☻ ¤ ✩ ♦ ✯ ✿ ♫ ٿ ☣ ★ ☆ ✱ ✭ ✈ ❃ ✣ | 2019-06-19 23:04:04 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍖 🥞 🥒 🌽 💃 🥗 🐳 🐛 🎈 🍆 💛 💙 📒 🔋 🐠 ⛳ 🏓PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.If you don't drink it, someone else will. 🚘 👃 👹 😺 🕺 🎍 🎫 🐝 🌂 📗 👔 🏀 💚 ⚡ 🎽 🔋 | 2019-06-19 21:41:07 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🥗 ♫ 🎈 H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken --🍆 ♫ 🐝 there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.👹 ♫ 🥞 -- Maxwell Bodenheim 🎫🐛⚡ | 2019-06-19 21:14:11 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💛 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 💎 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 👹 ♪ 👃 ♪ 💚 ♪ 👳 ♪ 📘 ♪ 🌋 Have you ever stolen anything? (Money, candy, hearts, time?) 🐛 ♪ 🚘 ♪ 📕 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 🐳 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 👑 | 2019-06-19 08:11:18 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Englishman #1: I say, you know what's really funny? A man dressed in women's clothing. Englishman #2: Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh. | 2019-06-19 08:04:29 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👳 🍖 💙 🔋 🏀 🎽 ⛳ 🎁 💚 🏓🚕 [] 🍇 📕 👳 🌳 🍆 📗 🌂 👔 📒 🕺 🐠YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- CalvinReality continues to ruin my life. -- Calvin"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin🐝 🐛 🌽 📘 🌸 🎄 🌳 🐳 🌋 👃 | 2019-06-19 07:01:15 |
| 76561198179733738 | Brian: 🎍 I'm 👃 not 🍖 drunk! 👔 I 🌂 just 📗 have 🎽 speech 🐝 impediment... 💃 [vomits] 🍆 Brian: 🥞 and 🌳 a 🐟 stomach 💄 virus... 📒 [falls 💚 off ⚡ bar 🎈 stool] 🐛 Brian: 🚘 and 🎁 an 💎 inner 🥒 ear 🌸 infection. | 2019-06-19 06:31:14 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💚🏀🌽🎫🎁 |What would you do if you| 🥗💃🚘🕺👑🎈🎄💎🌂🚙😺📒💗 |were invisible for a day?| 👾⛳💛🥒🍧👹🎫🐊 | 2019-06-19 04:39:59 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🌳🎽🚗 Can you tell when someone is telling the truth? 😺🎫🔋 | 2019-06-19 02:38:55 |
| 76561198179819778 | 😺🎄💙🏀🐟 - ☼ ✏ ☀ ☢ ٿ ✧ ☂ ♦ ∞ ✴ ♡ ❃ ♣ ☆ ❁ ✶ ❉ ☺ ❋ ✲🎍👃💄💃💛 - Would you rather be the most popular kid 🥗🚘🐟🚕🎈 - ㅤㅤ in school or the smartest kid in school? 💚🎫🥞💗🔋 - ✲ ❋ ☺ ❉ ✶ ❁ ☆ ♣ ❃ ♡ ✴ ∞ ♦ ☂ ✧ ٿ ☢ ☀ ✏ ☼ | 2019-06-18 21:11:37 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👾 -- 🚕 -- 🌂 -- 🚙 -- 📗 -- 📕 -- 💛 -- 🐳 -- 🍆 -- 🥗 -- 🚗 -- 👃 -- 🍖 -- 🐊 -- 😺 I'm N-ary the tree, I am,N-ary the tree, I am, I am.I'm getting traversed by the parser next door,She's traversed me seven times before.And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)Never wouldn't ever do a binary. (No sir!)I'm 'er eighth tree that was N-ary.N-ary the tree I am, I am,N-ary the tree I am. -- Stolen from Paul Revere and the RaidersIf you're worried by earthquakes and nuclear war,As well as by traffic and crime,Consider how w 🍧 -- 🎁 -- 💚 -- 🏓 -- 💎 -- 🌸 -- 🎫 -- 👽 -- 📀 -- 🐟 -- 🎍 -- 🐝 -- 🏀 -- 🍆 -- 🌋 | 2019-06-18 18:21:38 |
| 76561198211850636 | ☺ It🌏 ☎ is🥞🥗 ☆ a💃🌸📗 ♂ hard📒📘🚘🥒 ☼ matter,😺🌋🔋👃💙 ♠ my👹👽💄😺🐳👾 ☢ fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato | 2019-06-18 15:18:26 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐊💙 🔋💄🌽💎 excellent game* "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ô¿ô💚💗📀🍧 have a ball, ❋❀✔♂ DOPE| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (‾⌣‾) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ HAVE FUN| ✣☁✦ 🍖🎁 | 2019-06-18 14:24:25 |
| 76561198179804107 | ♪ NATHAN🐳 ♪ ...🐊🌸 ❃ your🥞⚡🎈 ✱ PARENTS🎽🥗👾🎄 ☀ were🏓👑🎫🐛📕 ∞ in📀🍆⛳🍖🚕🎍 ✭ a🎽💄😺🚕🥒🍆👹 ✿ CARCRASH!!🔋💛🌂🎫📀🏀🐟🌳 ☢ They're👽💃🌽👾📗💗📒📘🚘 ↕ VOIDED -- They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but they were OFF-KEY ... | 2019-06-18 13:54:19 |
| 76561198179809165 | Are you living your life purpose — or still searching? >> 🎍🌂🌽🕺🎽 << | 2019-06-18 12:49:24 |
| 76561198179709777 | "Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy." -Amy "A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela 😬 You! What PLANET is this! -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0 😫 It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. 😵(River/Serenity laughs)Early: "You folks are all insane."Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."Early: Doesn't anybody care that I have a finely crafted gun pointed at thisboy's head?"🤑The fashionable drawing rooms of London have always been happy to acceptoutsiders -- if only on their own, albeit undemanding terms. That is tosay, artists, so long as they are not too talented, men of humble birth,so long as they have since amassed several million pounds, and socialistsso long as they are Tories. -- Christopher Booker🤧 | 2019-06-18 11:36:12 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎄👔🎁 What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re totally alone? 🎈🌋⛳ | 2019-06-18 11:23:14 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌋 ☺ 🌽 While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), Clint🐳 ☺ 🔋 Eastwood agreed to a television interview. His host, somewhat hostile,🥞 ☺ 🌸 began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,🥗 ☺ 🍆 lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself to👳 ☺ 🍖 define a Clint Eastwood picture. "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "what🎽 ☺ 🥒 a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in."💃 ☺ 📒 -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes" 💎💚🐟 | 2019-06-18 09:16:19 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🐝 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📕 Your password is pitifully obvious. 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-06-18 08:52:14 |
| 76561198179809165 | Stewie: 🌂 [after 🐛 Brian 🍧 cries 🌽 hysterically] 🚕 I 🚙 guess 🌋 now 💙 we 🍇 know 🌸 what 👃 kind 🌳 of 🔋 dog 📘 he 💛 is. 💄 A 👔 "melancollie". 🚗 [no 💚 response] 📀 Stewie: 👹 Oh 😺 wait. 🐳 I 🥗 should 💗 have 🐊 said 🥞 "chi 🎽 wa-wa". 🍆 [still 🎍 no 🚗 response] 🎁 Stewie: 🕺 I 🚕 don't 👽 have 🌋 to 🥒 [beep] 👳 Stewie: 🌂 impress 💎 you! | 2019-06-18 05:23:08 |
| 76561198211882476 | ⛳ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌽 🍇 💄 👔 🐝 💚 📕 💃 🎽 🎁 🌳 🌏 🚕 🐊 🍖 🚕 🏓Sam: What's new, Norm?Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm?Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam MaloneCoach: What's doing, Norm?Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig. -- Cheers, Let Me Count the WaysLet the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best waythey can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief. -- Al Capone 💚 🎫 🥗 🍧 ⚡ 🚗 🐛 🎈 🍆 💛 🥞 🐠 🚘 🎍 👳 👔 | 2019-06-18 04:35:08 |
| 76561198179780423 | Meg: 💎 I 👹 finally 🎁 get 🐛 my 🐳 driver's 💚 license 🌂 and 📀 the 📘 car 🥒 gets 📕 taken 🥞 away, ⛳ how 🚘 ironic. 🏓 Peter: 👳 Meg, 🚕 don't 👔 talk 🎍 to 🐠 your 🌂 mother 🌽 that 🐟 way, 🚙 she 🚕 is 💃 not 🐊 an 🍆 iron. | 2019-06-18 03:44:13 |
| 76561198179841167 | 😺 ✪ 💎 ✪ 💚 ✪ 💗 ✪ 🐝 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 📘 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 🚙 ✪ 🍇ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏀 ✪ 👑 ✪ 📕 ✪ 💙 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 🌽 ✪ 💃 ✪ 🚘 ✪ 📒 ✪ 🎍 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson 📀 ✪ 🍖 ✪ 🌳 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 💛 ✪ 💚 ✪ 🕺 ✪ 👹 ✪ 🥗 ✪ 🎁 | 2019-06-18 03:38:10 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📘🎁⛳ If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 🎈👔🥞 | 2019-06-18 03:08:07 |
| 76561198179573195 | ⛳🍧🎁|🚗💃🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👑🎍🐝|Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?A: Dating a Canadian. idk | 2019-06-18 02:46:05 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🎫🍖🚙 If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? 🚕👳🍆 | 2019-06-18 00:46:59 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🐟 🥗 📕 🐝 🎄 🏀 🌏 ⚡ 📒 🎍🍇 [] 🏓 👳 🔋 💃 🚘 📗 🐳 💛 🍖 💎 😺It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. -- CalvinCalvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- Calvin🌋 👽 👾 🐛 👹 📒 🐠 🐝 🎍 💙 | 2019-06-18 00:40:59 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🥞🍇👽 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🏓🍧👳 Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Somewhat nervous about taking on tasks that involve physical risk and danger, but prepared to participate provided others do too. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. 💃 + 🎍 = 🐠 | 2019-06-18 00:13:59 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌳🚕📘🚗🌽🍧🥗🍖🎈🔋🚘📀💚💄👔Kaylee (to Simon): "Are you okay?"Mal: "Is HE okay?"Simon (rushing to River, who is seemingly unfazed): River?River: "I swallowed a bug."⚡🐟💃🐛👃🥞👾👽💗🎄🍆🌂📒🥞💙 | 2019-06-17 16:27:08 |
| 76561198211842796 | ✬ I🐛 ✴ haven't🌸🐟 ß been👃😺💙 ☺ married🐊📕👳🏓 ✩ in👾🚙🚘📗💄 ♠ over💛🐠🚕🐳🥗🐝 ✦ six🎽🥒👹👽🎁🎽🍖 ✯ years,👹⛳📒👔🎍🌏🎈🥞 ¤ but🔋👾🌸👑💙📀📕🎄🎁 ✰ we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!! | 2019-06-17 14:06:09 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👑 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 👔 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 💎 ❄ 💚 ❄ 💄 ❄ 👾 Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?Scully: You want me to recite them?Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath - the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects. "The X-Files: Anasazi"Mulder: "I'll leave the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come and bring you a bowl of water.Krycek: Mulder! Mulder you're not gonna leave me here! (yells from behind the glass)Mulder: What did you say to me?Krycek: What?!Mulder: You called me a bad name! "The X-Files: Tunguska"🌳 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 👹 ❄ 👽 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 🥞 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 🔋 ❄ 😺 ❄ 💗 ❄ 💙 | 2019-06-17 10:09:01 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥞 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🔋 → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🐟 ♫ 💄 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🐊 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🐝 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 📕 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 😺 ♫ 📘 ♫ 🐳 Yours truly, Owen Crecelius (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167032926 👽 | 2019-06-17 08:45:50 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🌏🏀👃🥗📀🏀🐟🎍🐝🍇 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒💃💛🐊🎽🌂🌽🚘🎄🍖 » pulling my totem ∞ » I departed my crayons ❀ » beside my sugar ❃ 💚🍇💗⚡🔋🚗🎁👾🏓🚕 » tired papers confessed. ♀ » red fingers pondered aptly ♪ » tired papers pondered ❦ 📗📘🥗💎🌋💛💄⛳🐝🕺 » soul loiter to her ✬ » it admired and challenged more ● » I went estrogen ✤ 🌸🌽🐳🐛🥞🍆🐠👽😺📕 | 2019-06-17 08:19:51 |
| 76561198211842796 | What accomplishment are | | 👾👳🎄👹🏀💙👽🚕you most proud of? | | 🚙😺🏓🕺📒🍧🎍🚗 | 2019-06-17 06:39:37 |
| 76561198179608271 | --------------------------------------------------------------You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposedto be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being goodto each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot. -- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6Phasers locked on target, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------🐟🏀👽📀🐠🍆📗👃🕺🏓🚙🌽📘🎍🎁🎈👾🌂🥒💛🍖🎽📀🥗🌽🍧🔋👹🚕🐳💗🎄👃👔💃💚🚗🍇🐝⛳🌳🥞💙🏓🚗 | 2019-06-17 04:47:34 |
| 76561198211557460 | | 🥗👳🎽🎈👽📘🏀📒🚕🏓🥒🚘💃🎍🍆🌽👑🐳:yun The world is made of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water.This is a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong.There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Suprise.(The Truth) | 🌳🌸💙📕👃🥒🎄🌸🍇📀💎🚕🐊💗🕺🚙👹🎁:KidMorgan | 2019-06-17 00:14:34 |
| 76561198179608271 | | 🍧💚🎁🌂👹🐛⚡🍆🚘🎄💄💛🌸🌏🚕👽💎🥒:aly "I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because --well, June 12th was quite nice, and..."(Wyrd Sisters) | 🍖👑🔋👔💃👳🐊🥞👾📕⛳🌽💙🏓🎽🎈🥗🐝:evilher | 2019-06-16 21:21:38 |
| 76561198179860286 | 😺🏀 👽👔💎💛 LOOK AT THIS| 👹 EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU'LL RELISH YOUR NEW GAME, []_ ([]) []_ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ (♥_♥) 🐊🍇 | 2019-06-16 16:49:00 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | → You will outgrow... → ...your usefulness. → Lucky Numbers: → 86,57,57 | 2019-06-16 15:14:07 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚗🍇🎁|💚💚🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📘⚡🚘|Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?A: One per person. huh | 2019-06-16 14:52:14 |
| 76561198211819232 | "It 📘 was 📕 just 🌳 a 📀 matter 💗 of 💚 knowing 😺 the 👔 secret 🥒 of 💃 all 🍧 TV 👃 shows: 🐟 at 👹 the 🎁 end 📗 of ⛳ the 🐳 episode, 🐝 everything's 🌸 always 💛 right 🏀 back 🎽 to 🎄 normal." 🥗 -Fry | 2019-06-16 13:54:00 |
| 76561198179782901 | "I 📗 never ⚡ told 🎽 anybody 🏀 this, 🌽 but 🐛 a 💄 thousand 👔 years 🌋 ago 🥞 I 🐊 used 💙 to 🐟 look 😺 up 🎍 at 🌂 the 🐳 moon 👑 and 🍖 dream 🚙 about 👹 being 🥒 an 🎫 astronaut. 🥞 I 📀 just 📕 🕺 didn't 🔋 have 🥗 the 🍆 grades, 👑 or 🌋 the 🌽 physical 💗 endurance, 🎄 plus 🚘 I 🚗 threw 👃 up 🍇 a ⛳ lot, 💛 and 💎 nobody 🐠 liked 💚 spending 🌏 a 🌳 week 💄 with 😺 me." 📗 -Fry | 2019-06-16 10:07:14 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎍📕👾|💛🚘🔋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🍖🐠|Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means. wat | 2019-06-16 08:52:08 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌋 📘 🥞 🚙 🌏 🐠 💚 💛 🎄 🍧🚗 [] ⚡ 🎽 📒 👹 📗 🎍 📕 📀 👾 💄 👳Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and HobbesI'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ...Procrastinating and rationalizing. -- Calvin🎄 🚘 🏓 💚 👃 💎 💗 🐟 📀 🥒 | 2019-06-16 08:00:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🕺🎍🚕🌸🌋🥗📀🎫💛🌂🚙🍧💃😺💎⛳🍆🚗🌽🔋🏀🎽👃🐛🐳💚👑👹💙👽 On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective softwaretool, but an agentof technical and social change within the University.- John Lions (University of New South Wales) 👳🍖💗📘🎁🚙🚕🥒🎈🚘🌽🌳🍆💄🐟🚗⛳🥞🍇😺🐊💗📗🐝🌏🏓🍧⚡🎍🌋 | 2019-06-15 21:42:38 |
| 76561198179814253 | ⚡ Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🕺 → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull 👹 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 👽 ✴ 📘 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 👑 ✴ 👾 Yours truly, Cherry Farstvedt (the cat)⛳ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033150 📒 | 2019-06-15 20:27:30 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🍧 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎈 😺 🎄 🌏 🌂 🐊 ⚡ 🥒 🌽 🍇 🏓 🚗 👃 🐳 👽 🐛 🐝Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled. There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation. 🍖 🎽 🎍 🕺 👑 💗 🔋 📀 📕 🎫 🚕 🏀 👔 ⛳ 🌳 🐠 | 2019-06-15 18:00:07 |
| 76561198211819232 | 👽 🐠 🚘 🌽 💎 💃 🌳 ⚡ 📀 🥒👾 [] 💗 💚 👔 🎈 😺 🐛 🐳 👳 🌋 🔋 🎫"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."-CalvinHobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin👑 💄 🌸 🚙 🥞 🌏 📕 🍇 ⛳ 📒 | 2019-06-15 15:34:06 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐝 ❀ 🚗 A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of🌏 ❀ 🌳 PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the LWT export "Upstairs,🌂 ❀ 🚕 Downstairs." Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ... it's💚 ❀ 🚘 with Rose she's forever identified. So much so that she even likes to📀 ❀ 💙 joke about having one named after her, a distinction not without its🐊 ❀ 🌸 drawbacks. "I was very flattered when I heard about it, but when I looked💙 ❀ 🎍 up the official description, it said, `Jean Marsh: pale peach, not very💛 ❀ 🎈 good in beds; better up against a wall.' I want to tell you that's not🚙 ❀ 🍧 true. I'm very good in beds as well." 📒🌋🚘 | 2019-06-15 14:36:04 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💗I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supremefoolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish inloving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown ♥ 👽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐠"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender." ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥞 | 2019-06-15 14:12:04 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👑🐠🚘|🐛👃📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💚🏀💎|Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"A: A ball point carrot. idk | 2019-06-15 14:11:03 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎄 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 💄 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🥗 Mulder: Eeenee meeeneee chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.. "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"Mulder: Scully... I never saw you as a mother before. "The X-Files: Home"🌋 ♫ 👾 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🐝 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 🌸 ♫ 💎 ♫ 💚 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 👔 | 2019-06-15 13:28:02 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🥗🕺🎈 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 👑📘🏓 Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 🔋 + 💛 = 📕 | 2019-06-15 11:47:14 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎍 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🐳 🎁 📗 🚘 👳 🎈 🍇 😺 🚗 🐊 🌽 🌂 🕺 🐛 🥞 🌳I will not drink!But if I do...I will not get drunk!But if I do...I will not in public!But if I do...I will not fall down!But if I do...I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge. Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth withunfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) 🎽 🌸 🌏 🎁 🚙 💗 ⚡ 🍆 🌋 ⛳ 👾 🎄 😺 👹 🚕 💎 | 2019-06-15 08:48:06 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎫 ❦ 💄 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 🌽 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 🌏 ❦ 📗 ❦ 🥗 ❦ 💗 ❦ 🥞 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 👔 ❦ 🎁 Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?Scully: Hopefully myself.Mulder: That's so boring! "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"(over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sitthere all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfullyclose. Do you work well together? "The X-Files: Pusher"🎄 ❦ 🌋 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 👾 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 🌂 ❦ 👳 ❦ 🐟 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 🌳 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🍇 | 2019-06-15 04:29:13 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎫 ✥ 💚 Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and🚕 ✥ 🏓 I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two🌸 ✥ 🥗 days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!🚘 ✥ 💛 -- "The Rockford Files" 👾🎄🐠 | 2019-06-15 03:45:04 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🍇🎍👹 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 📀💄💎 One or two minor errors have been spotted in work presented in the current period, not putting the business at risk, but which could have been prevented if the facts and figures had been properly checked. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 enjoys working without supervision and usually continues to carry out duties effectively. Still needs to learn when it is appropriate to call for a supervisor’s advice or authority to act. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 😺 + 👽 = 🚗 | 2019-06-15 02:14:02 |
| byteframe's cat | 🕺👳🔋 Do you consider yourself a mentor to anyone right now? 💃🚕🎽 | 2019-06-15 00:20:01 |
| 76561198211842796 | 📕 🎁 📘 👽 🌂 🌽 👔 🚙 💙 💚🐠 [] 👃 🚗 🌳 💎 💛 🎈 📗 👾 📀 🐝 👹Hobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!Nothing I do is my fault. -- Calvin"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- Calvin🍇 🐛 🥒 😺 🍇 🏓 👾 🎄 🍖 ⚡ | 2019-06-15 00:07:01 |
| 76561198179635013 | ☻ ...🏀 ☢ I🐳🌳 ❂ want🚕📗🍆 ✫ FORTY-TWO🎁🌋🏓👃 ❦ TRYNEL🚙🚘⚡🎄🍖 ✏ FLOATATION🍇💛🎈⛳🎽🐊 ♪ SYSTEMS👑🚗👔🐛💄💎🌽 ✿ installed👽🐟💛📕💗🥗🕺👃 ß within📀💎🔋💃👔😺🥒🌸🎍 ♂ SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!! | 2019-06-14 18:57:40 |
| 76561198179695038 | ✦ RULES👑 ✴ OF🐳🚙 ❄ EATING🌂👳🍖 ☣ --🚙💙🏓👃 ♪ THE🎫💚🎍👾⚡ ✫ BRONX💄👑🌸🥗👔🚘 ❖ DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) Really taste your food. It may take several portions to accomplish this, especially if subtly seasoned. (7) Really feel your food. Texture is important. Compare, for example, the texture of a turnip to that of a brownie. Which feels better against your cheeks? (8) Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal. (9) Don't feel you must finish everything on your plate. You can always eat it later. (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof cap. (11) Avoid blue food. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-06-14 18:19:44 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | From Sharp minds come... pointedheads.-- Bryan Sparrowhawk | 2019-06-14 17:58:45 |
| 76561198179802829 | ⛳😺🏓🎫🥗📒🚘🏓💙🌽💄🐊🚕🎈📗Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."👔📘🚗👃🌳🥒🏀🍇🎁⚡🌸💚🌏👽🐳 | 2019-06-14 17:06:39 |
| 76561198211804512 | Henry 💎 Kissinger: 👳 Young 🌸 man, 🐛 you 🌏 have 👽 the 🎈 bravery 🐝 of 🏀 a 🥞 hero 🍧 and 🥗 breath 🥒 😺 as 📕 fresh 💙 as 🎫 a 🚕 summer 📗 ham. | 2019-06-14 15:25:00 |
| 76561198179697385 | ⚡📘🔋🏓🚘 |Do you think we’re designed for| 🎍🐝💗📕🍧🌳👃👔👑🎈🎄🚗🥗 |monogamy? (Why or why not?)| 🎽🥞💚👳🍆💄🚙🏀 | 2019-06-14 14:09:26 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🏓 ✦ 📗 ✦ 🌽 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 📒 ✦ 👔 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 👽 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 🍇 Heard any good jokes lately? 📗 ✦ 💙 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 📀 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🏓 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 🍇 ✦ 🌂 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 😺 | 2019-06-14 12:19:15 |
| 76561198211563240 | 📒💗🎄🐟🍆🏓👑🔋🥒🚕👾🚗🐝👔💚Book: "A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned.Simon: "Now you're quoting the captain."🎈🕺⛳💄🎁🎍🚗🎫🥞📘🐛👃🏀⚡👽 | 2019-06-14 04:17:02 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🚗🚙🐳 Do you think you’re currently operating at 100% capacity? 📀🌋🎄 | 2019-06-13 23:04:45 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍆 🥗 🎈 👳 🏓 🔋 🌏 😺 🐊 🍖👔 [] 👃 💃 ⚡ 🚙 🚘 🥞 💎 🎍 👹 👾 🐛If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous? -- Calvin"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -Hobbes"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- Calvin💗 🌽 🌸 🍇 📗 🎁 🌋 🎽 📀 🎄 | 2019-06-13 12:09:15 |
| 76561198179677447 | 👑🐳🎈🐛🎁🚙🏓📘🕺🌳🌂📒💙🌽🥒Inara: "I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it."Simon: "I just don't want to die on it."Inara: "I don't want to die at all."🚗👽📀💃🎽🎈📗👾🚕🍇👳🐠🐛🐝🌋 | 2019-06-13 11:51:13 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💎 ☻ 🌽 ☻ 🥗 ☻ 📕 ☻ 👳 ☻ 🎄 ☻ 🎫 ☻ 👹 ☻ 💚 ☻ 🎁ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌸 ☻ 📘 ☻ 🌂 ☻ 🎍 ☻ 🐝 ☻ 🚘 ☻ 🎽 ☻ 🚕 ☻ 🚙 ☻ 🎈 I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rateof 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour ... -- F. H. Wales (1936) 🎫 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 🌋 ☻ 📀 ☻ 🕺 ☻ ⛳ ☻ 💄 ☻ 💛 ☻ 😺 ☻ 💃 | 2019-06-13 10:59:16 |
| 76561198179819838 | --------------------------------------------------------------Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain."Life and death are seldom logical." "But attaining a desired goal always is." -- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2821.7--------------------------------------------------------------🎫🐊🍖🚕🌸🔋🕺📀👑🥒👾🌋📒🍆📗💄🍧🚗🎁💚🎍💃😺🐟🐠🐝🚘⛳🍇🎈🌳💛📗🏀🥞🎽🥒🚕📘🏓📒🚙📕🐳💙 | 2019-06-13 10:53:14 |
| 76561198211853304 | Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste -- [email protected] put this on Tshirts in '93😬 Michelle: When we get back to the hole we are going to have a long boring talk about our relationship. 🤤 "God gives burdens; also shoulders"Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at theend of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; Ican't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; whywould he lie about a thing like that? -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish" 🤗 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. 🤐Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical pointof view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top."). -- Getting Real cats to take medication can be a problem (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)🤕 | 2019-06-13 09:59:11 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🐝🏓🚙 Are you a starter or a finisher? 🌏🎄👔 | 2019-06-13 08:59:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | 💛💎🍖 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🥒💄🌽 Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But tends to rely mostly on the contributions of others, and makes only a limited contribution. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. 🌏 + 🐛 = 🌸 | 2019-06-13 04:53:06 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💛👽🏓🍇🚙👃🕺🚗🍧🥗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃🐝📒🌋🎍🎽💗🐟⛳👑 » Mexico pondered ☢ » until the water departed ☁ » and the barbers asked ☁ 📕💚👳🍧🌏🌽💃🚙👔🍖 » fie the basking taught! ✔ » ouch! drat! breaking basking suit. ✯ » England plays aptly ♥ 🔋📀🐳🎄👹🚕😺🌂📘🥒 » beside the gravel, ღ » Emperor and Denmark make. ☼ » Cuba starts feeling. ✲ 🎁🐛💄🕺⚡🥗🏓🎫🥞🍇 | 2019-06-13 04:46:05 |
| 76561198179556699 | Peter: 🌽 [shouting 🍇 out 🏓 the 🔋 window] 💛 Hey, 🎈 everybody! 👽 Meg 🍆 just 📕 had 🎍 her 👔 first 📀 period! 🐠 Joe 🐊 Swanson: 🎽 *Peter*! ⚡ Shut 🌽 up! 🎄 It's 💎 three 🍖 in 👹 the 🥗 morning! 🐝 Cleveland: 📘 What 💚 the 🌂 hell's 🐳 going 🎁 on 📕 out 🐛 there? 🚘 Glen 💛 Quagmire: 🐠 Damn 🍧 it! 🌳 People 🥞 are 🚙 trying 🎫 to 👃 sleep! 🌂 Peter: 💙 I'm 😺 just 💗 saying, ⛳ she's 👾 a 👑 woman. 🐊 I'm 💄 proud 🐟 of 🏓 her. 📒 Yay! 👽 Glen 🚙 Quagmire: 💃 Yes, 🚕 Peter, 🌏 that's 🎈 very 📗 hot 👳 and 📘 I'll 🌋 deal 🎍 with 🍆 it 😺 in 👔 the 🥗 morning 🥞 but 👹 right 🚘 now ⚡ I'm 🏀 exhausted. | 2019-06-13 03:18:06 |
| 76561198179854946 | ✧ A😺 ☺ couple🥒🐟 ❁ of🌸🎄🌽 ✪ kids💗🐳🕺⛳ ✿ tried🍖🚕👳💃💙 ☂ using👽👃🏀📗🎽🚘 ☆ pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills. | 2019-06-13 00:11:58 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🚘 ★ 🏀 ★ 😺 ★ 🎍 ★ 🎁 ★ 🐠 ★ 🌳 ★ 🐳 ★ 💄 ★ 🎫 ★ 🔋 ★ ⚡ What kind of food do you prefer eating when you eat out? 📗 ★ 🏀 ★ 👾 ★ 🥞 ★ 🍇 ★ 📀 ★ 💗 ★ 👽 ★ 💚 ★ 🚗 ★ 👔 ★ 🚕 | 2019-06-12 20:27:56 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 🍆 * 🌽 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 🎫 * 🐠 * 🥗 * 🔋 * 👑 * 🍖 * 📘 * 🚘 * 🎄 * 🏀 * 📒ㅤ* Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it ♥♥♥♥♥ on your head.ㅤ* Worrying works! 99% of the things I worry about never happenㅤ* 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?🚕 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 📕 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 🎈 * 💙 * 👳 * 👾 * 🌋 * 💚 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 👃 * 👽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-06-12 20:09:58 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🌂 ✬ 🥒 ✬ 🍇 ✬ 🐝 ✬ 💗 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 🎄 ✬ 🚕 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 📗 ✬ 🐳 ✬ 🏀 ✬ 🍆 ✬ 🚗 Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"👃 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🎈 ✬ ⛳ ✬ ⚡ ✬ 💎 ✬ 🚘 ✬ 🍖 ✬ 💚 ✬ 🥞 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 🐠 ✬ 📘 ✬ 🌽 | 2019-06-12 19:15:58 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🌂 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 👽 → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 🍧 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🚙 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🐠 ♣ 🐳 ♣ 🏀 ♣ 🥞 ♣ 💚 ♣ 💎 ♣ 👳 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🌸 ♣ 🚕 Yours truly, Byron Stumm (the cat)🎄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167017336 🎈 | 2019-06-12 17:13:01 |
| 76561198211741980 | | 🥞⛳🐟🌂👳💚🍖🌏🍧🐠🐝💚🔋🍇💄💛📘💗:fatapaulin Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.Or what, for that matter.(Soul Music) | 👽🎁🎈👾📒🎄⛳⚡🎫🌋🐳🌸🌳👃🐛👑📕🕺:knowledg | 2019-06-12 16:34:55 |
| 76561198179635013 | ♥ 📗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💚I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supremefoolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish inloving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👳Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but muchextinguishes it. -- Hannah More ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💗 | 2019-06-12 16:33:55 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💃 🚕 🌏 🎄 👽 💗 🌽 🕺 🍇 ⛳👑 [] 🎈 🍖 🐛 👾 🎁 👃 🥗 🌂 💎 💛 🎫If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- CalvinWhy can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- Calvin"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- Calvin📕 🥒 🚘 😺 🎍 🚗 🚙 🌸 👔 📒 | 2019-06-12 15:56:54 |
| 76561198179419823 | Tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them. >> 🎄🥞🌋💎💗 << | 2019-06-12 14:21:58 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🚘🎁👽🐠🕺 |What’s one dream that you’ve tucked| ⚡🚙🌸👑🍧🔋💗🌳🎽📀💃🌽🎍 |away for the moment? How come?| 👔🚗🏀⛳🍇😺🌋🍆 | 2019-06-12 13:47:57 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🏓😺🔋 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🎽💃🚘 Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. 🐊 + 🚕 = 🐛 | 2019-06-12 13:45:19 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐊💎💄📀🎁🍧🎍📕👳🐳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏓📗🎈🌏🥗👃🐟💃🥞👽 » leaving my river ↕ » I discovered my papers ♂ » throughout my water ☀ 🌂🎄💛💙📒🌳📘🚗📕💚 » beside the luggage, ✩ » Canada and Sweden work. ❀ » Tiger starts weaving. ✳ 🎫⚡🐝🥒🐳🏀🍧👹🚙🌽 » sweeping your target ♡ » I considered your elbows ✧ » into your luggage ☆ 👾😺💄💚🕺🍖🥞🥗🎁🌸 | 2019-06-12 12:53:44 |
| 76561198179797383 | | 👃🔋🏓👾🚕🌳📘🐠💛🎍👹🍆🍇📕🐊🐝🥗💙:mw1_mermai 'You know me,' said Rincewind. 'Just when I'm getting a grip on something Fate comes along and jumps on my fingers.'(Interesting Times) | 📒💗🍖💚🚕🎽⚡🥒🌂🍧🎁🐳🌸🎄🕺👑🏀🚙:LaneyHapp | 2019-06-12 11:52:55 |
| 76561198179556699 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐳 * 🌸 * 💛 * 📗 * 🚙 * 🌂 * 👔 * 📀 * 💚 * 👑 * 🍖 * 💎 * ⚡ * 🚗 * 🔋 * 🍧ㅤ* Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.ㅤ* The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!ㅤ* Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.🕺 * 💗 * 🥒 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 🚕 * 🥗 * 🌋 * 👳 * 📘 * 👹 * 🌏 * 🥞 * 🐛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-06-12 10:25:53 |
| 76561198211599340 | Leela: 🏓 Now 📒 strip ⛳ naked 🐳 and 👑 get 📕 on 💎 the 📗 probulator. | 2019-06-12 10:03:52 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌳 Mulder: (to Scully in hallway) I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"👾 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 | 2019-06-12 09:48:50 |
| 76561198179803382 | Do you think they’ll make another Batman movie? >> 🥒🍖💛👔🚗 << | 2019-06-12 05:39:50 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🐠🎄📘⚡💃💙📗📒🍇👹👃🐛🥗🍖🚕💎🚙🎁🏀👔🌳🚕🎽🏓🐟🔋🌂📀🌋👃 Each team building another component has been using the most recent testedversion of the integrated system as a test bed for debugging its piece. Theirwork will be set back by having that test bed change under them. Of course itmust. But thechanges need to be quantized. Then each user has periods ofproductive stability, interrupted by bursts of test-bed change. This seemsto be much less disruptive than a constant rippling and trembling.- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month" 🐊👾⚡🚗🌏💚💗🐳📒🎍🍧💄👳💚👑🥗🍆🎈😺💙🎄📕👔🌸⛳💛🥒🌂🥞🚘 | 2019-06-11 23:42:37 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💎🏓🚙🌽👔⚡👽💗📗📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📘🎈🍆🐛📀💃🍇💚👳🌸 » drat the playing made! ✔ » darn! hark! breaking sweeping suit. ღ » Panda works quickly ✥ 🐳📕👑🐊🎁🌳🕺👹🌳🎽 » admiring my yard, ¤ » Monkey borrowed my papers ✿ » throughout my clothing ❖ 🍖🌽💄🥒🌏🥞💃🐝🎄💙 » While balancing the ★ » papers, Germany approved ✲ » without pulling juice ❀ 💚😺🎫🏀📗🎁📘🐠🍖🍆 | 2019-06-11 20:59:33 |
| 76561198179668874 | | 👳🌂🔋🐟💚😺🕺🚗🌳🍧⚡🍖🐝🍆📕🐊👃🥒:oaseaez I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. Death grinnedhopefully.(Lords and Ladies) | 🚘🎈🌏🎄💃🥞💃🕺🥗🚕🐛🌸🎁💎🍆🚗📗💛:charlott | 2019-06-11 16:25:05 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🥗🌏🚗 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 👳🌳🐝 Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. 🍖 + 👾 = 🌸 | 2019-06-11 13:39:59 |
| 76561198211691280 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📗 * 📀 * 🐠 * 💎 * 👑 * 💚 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🎄 * 📕 * 📗 * 👃 * 🌏ㅤ* If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.ㅤ* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.👔 * 🌳 * 🐝 * 💃 * 📒 * 👾 * 🔋 * 🏀 * 🎍 * 🎈 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 🚗 * 🥞 * 🥒 * 🍧ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-06-11 13:03:08 |
| 76561198211715440 | ✱ Life🌸 ☼ is🐟🥞 ❦ too🥒🍖👾 ✲ short🥒🚕💗👑 ☀ to💎💚👹🔋👳 ♦ stuff🍇🚙😺🏓📘🏀 ✩ a mushroom. -- Storm Jameson | 2019-06-11 11:04:59 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌏 ✥ 🚕 Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out🐠 ✥ 🐊 of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.👾 ✥ 🐛 -- Casablanca 🌽🏓🔋 | 2019-06-11 10:28:57 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌸 🥗 🐝 🚘 🌽 🍧 🐠 👽 🍖 👾🐊 [] 🥞 🌏 📒 💚 💄 🎈 🚕 ⛳ 💎 🐳 🌽Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- CalvinKnow what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin📕 🥒 👹 🔋 👳 🎫 🐛 🎁 📘 💃 | 2019-06-11 01:28:50 |
| 76561198211562428 | The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents thathappen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexicalscoping are orthogonal and should remain that way. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>🤣 Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discussthe one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other. 🤧 The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is itabout the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, thatyou have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste? -- Dave Barry, "On Presidential Politics" 🙂A tautology is a thing which is tautological.😯 At many levels, Perl is a "diagonal" language. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 😭 You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps. 🤗 | 2019-06-11 01:14:50 |
| 76561198179860286 | ✩ Did🐛 ❁ an👔🌋 ☂ Italian🥞💎🌸 ☢ CRANE🚙👳🚗🕺 ❉ OPERATOR👑🐊💚📀🍧 ∞ just💄🎄🎫🐠👃🎁 ☎ experience🎈🌳🍆⛳🌽👾💗 ✿ uninhibited📗🏓📒🍇🏀👔👳⛳ ● sensations💎👹👃🌳🌏🚗🥗🌽📕 ✰ in a MALIBU HOT TUB? | 2019-06-11 01:02:47 |
| 76561198211715440 | Name 3 celebrities | | 🐟🏓⛳🎁🔋🎽📒💗you most admire. | | 🥒🍧😺🌸👑🎍🎫👹 | 2019-06-10 23:55:47 |
| 76561198179361029 | 📘 ☺ 🥒 ☺ 🌂 ☺ 🌽 ☺ 💙 ☺ 🐛 ☺ 💛 ☺ 🚗 ☺ 🎁 ☺ 🐳 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 🌋 ☺ 👳 ☺ ⛳ Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"🍧 ☺ 🍖 ☺ 📀 ☺ 🥒 ☺ 🌸 ☺ 👔 ☺ 💗 ☺ 🔋 ☺ 🐝 ☺ 👾 ☺ 🎽 ☺ 🐠 ☺ 💛 ☺ 🎍 | 2019-06-10 23:43:46 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📀🎈📘 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌳📗🍆 Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they’ve been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. 🎁 + 🏓 = 👔 | 2019-06-10 23:33:47 |
| 76561198211563240 | --------------------------------------------------------------Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------💙🌂👑🎄🎈🕺⛳💛🍆🐠🥒📒😺🍖🍧📗🥗📕🍇👃👳💚🌏💃📘👽🌸🐝🎁⛳🌋👔🎽🚕💗🌳👳🎫🔋🚗🏓🐟🎄🌽🥒 | 2019-06-10 21:05:44 |
| 76561198179780423 | | 🌂🐳👃🔋🌳🌸🌏🎁🥒💃👔📀📘🐝🏓⛳🎍🏓:chinats "Millennium hand and shrimp."(Hogfather) | 💎⚡📗🌂👑🍇🚙👹🎫📒🍧📕😺🥗⛳👔🥞🚗:sakurafantasyarden | 2019-06-10 14:03:46 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👳 -- 🚘 -- 🔋 -- 🌋 -- 🎁 -- 💗 -- 💙 -- ⛳ -- 💛 -- 🎽 -- 🚗 -- 🚙 -- 👹 -- 🐟 -- 🐝 Confusion will be my epitaphas I walk a cracked and broken pathIf we make it we can all sit back and laughbut I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"An Hacker there was, one of the finest sortWho controlled the system; graphics was his sport.A manly man, to be a wizard able;Many a protected file he had sitting on his table.His console, when he typed, a man might hearClicking and feepin 👽 -- 🌳 -- 📘 -- 🥞 -- 🎈 -- 🍇 -- 🌸 -- 💚 -- 😺 -- 💄 -- 🌽 -- 🎄 -- 🌏 -- 🐊 -- 📒 | 2019-06-10 13:36:48 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🍧 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 🌂 ❂ 👃 ❂ 🎫 ❂ 🐝 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 🥒 ❂ 💄 ❂ ⚡ ❂ 💚 ❂ 💎 What do you wanna be when you grow up? 🏀 ❂ 🐟 ❂ 📗 ❂ 📀 ❂ 💙 ❂ 🎄 ❂ 🥞 ❂ 👹 ❂ 👳 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 🍇 ❂ 🐛 | 2019-06-10 12:38:46 |
| 76561198179575562 | What fictional character do | | 🏀💎📗😺🎁🎫🏓💚you wish you could meet? | | 👽💗🍧🐝🐳⛳🚕🍖 | 2019-06-10 12:17:46 |
| 76561198211598984 | Bender: 👾 Grab 👳 a 💃 shovel. 📗 I'm 🚙 only 🕺 one 🚗 skull ⚡ short 🐛 of 📒 a 💄 Mousketeer 💙 reunion. | 2019-06-10 09:16:44 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚙🕺🌂🌽🚕 |Ever fantasize about being in a rock| 🏓🐊🎽👃🥒🐠💙💃🚘👑🔋💎🎈 |band? What would your group be called?| 🎄🐝🍇💗💚🎁💛🐳 | 2019-06-10 08:31:44 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎫💚🚕💗🍆 - ♀ ☢ ✏ ✔ ✶ ♥ ✤ ☎ ❋ ✫ ❦ ٿ ♂ ✿ ✿ ✦ ♠ ❄ ♂ ↕🐛📀🐠📀💃 - What is the sound 🕺🥒🎫🐝🌂 - ㅤㅤ you love the most? 📗💙🌂🚕🥗 - ↕ ♂ ❄ ♠ ✦ ✿ ✿ ♂ ٿ ❦ ✫ ❋ ☎ ✤ ♥ ✶ ✔ ✏ ☢ ♀ | 2019-06-10 07:19:44 |
| 76561198179573195 | [Peter 🎈 and 😺 Brian 📗 are 🍆 touring 💛 the 🌸 Pawtucket 🍧 Brewery] 🎍 Peter: 🎄 Wow, 💙 it's 🎁 like 💃 I 🎁 died 🥗 and 💗 went 🎽 to 📒 heaven, 👽 then 🌏 God 👹 realized 🚘 it 😺 wasn't 🔋 my 🐠 time 🎫 yet, 🌋 so 🐝 He 🐛 sent 🚕 me 🎍 back 🌂 to 🐟 a 📕 brewery. | 2019-06-10 06:40:46 |
| 76561198179757550 | 📘🐊🚕🌋👔 - ✩ ✪ ☢ ❃ ✤ ✫ ☼ ☁ ♣ ∞ ✖ ✣ ❂ ✯ ♣ ✣ ¤ ❂ ❉ ☁💃🚙😺💃👑 - What was the most agonizing 🐳🥒🔋⚡🌋 - ㅤㅤ hour of your life? 🍇📗💙👃🍖 - ☁ ❉ ❂ ¤ ✣ ♣ ✯ ❂ ✣ ✖ ∞ ♣ ☁ ☼ ✫ ✤ ❃ ☢ ✪ ✩ | 2019-06-10 06:33:44 |
| 76561198211563240 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📕 * 🥗 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 📒 * 🎽 * 🐳 * 👽 * ⚡ * 🌸 * 📗 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 👃ㅤ* A man visits his doctor: "Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings." "Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book. "Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."ㅤ* Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.ㅤ* I'll procrastinate later.👑 * 👹 * 🥒 * 📘 * 🎁 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 🚗 * 👔 * 🏀 * 🐊 * 😺 * 🐝 * 🌸 * 💙 * 💚ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-06-10 06:22:43 |
| 76561198179634866 | Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.😭 Peter: They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine. 😵Money is its own reward.🤑 There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 😍 HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS 😩O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.😶 Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.INSTRUCTION SET Code Mnemonic What 0 NOP No Operation 1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents! 🤣 Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say. 🙂 Every cloud engenders not a storm. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" 🤗 Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. 😚 | 2019-06-10 05:59:43 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⛳ ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 📘 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🐝 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🐟 If you had to pick a “spirit animal,” what would it be? 📀 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 💃 ♪ 💄 ♪ 👽 ♪ 👑 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 💙 | 2019-06-10 04:28:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💄🐳🐛 Which good cause is closest to your heart? ⚡🥒🚕 | 2019-06-10 04:14:44 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌂The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli ♥ 👑 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏀Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. ♥ 💛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎽 | 2019-06-10 04:06:44 |
| 76561198179634913 | "Please 👳 don't 🌏 hit 👽 me! 🍖 I'm 💙 brittle!" 🐛 --Zoidberg | 2019-06-10 03:19:41 |
| 76561198179709777 | --------------------------------------------------------------Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love). -- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to healthan to kill. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------🥗📀🌸💎💙🥒💄🎁👔🌽⛳🍖😺🍇🐠📗🎄🏓📘🚕⚡💚🍧💗💎👳🚗🎍📀🍇📗🎈📒🥒👹🎫🏀🐝🚙🍆🌋🌳🐳🥞👃 | 2019-06-09 17:31:35 |
| 76561198211741980 | What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? >> 👃💄🥗💎🚙 << | 2019-06-09 15:36:12 |
| 76561198179847314 | Chris: 💗 Where 💎 do 👑 you ⛳ think 🕺 you 💃 go 🚙 when 🌽 you 💛 die? 🌳 Southern 🍆 boy: 🌸 I 🐳 learned 🥞 from 🌂 church 📗 that 💃 if 😺 you're 🎍 good 👾 you 🌸 go 🥗 to 👃 heaven 🎽 but 📀 if 💎 you're 🚙 bad, 🍖 you 💗 go 📗 to 👳 a 👔 place 👾 where 💄 the 🐝 dead 🥗 believe 🌂 they're 🐟 still 🎁 living 🔋 and 👹 they 📘 pray 📒 for ⛳ death 🎄 but 🎈 death 👃 won't 🚘 come. 📕 Chris: 💙 UPN? | 2019-06-09 15:12:12 |
| 76561198211557460 | 💄 ∞ 🎄 The Great Movie Posters:🎫 ∞ 📒 📀 ∞ 📗 Different! Daring! Dynamic! Defying! Dumbfounding!👔 ∞ 🍖 SEE Uncle Tom lead the Negroes to FREEDOM!🍆 ∞ 🥗 ... Now, all the SENSUAL and VIOLENT passions Roots couldn't show on TV!🌽 ∞ 💗 -- Uncle Tom's Cabin (1972)🎄 ∞ 💙 👑 ∞ 🌸 An appalling amalgam of carnage and carnality!👃 ∞ 🥒 -- Flesh and Blood Show (1973)📘 ∞ 🏓 🎍 ∞ 🐝 WHEN THE CATS ARE HUNGRY...🌂 ∞ 🚘 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!🏀 ∞ 🥞 Alone, only a harmless pet...🌳 ∞ 🍇 One Thousand Strong, They Become a Man-Eating Machine!👽 ∞ 🐟 -- The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)🚕 ∞ 👹 💎 ∞ 🎁 They're Over-Exposed🌋 ∞ ⛳ But Not Under-Developed!⚡ ∞ 🐛 -- Cover Girl Models (1976) 👾🎈🐠 | 2019-06-09 10:48:21 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⚡ * 🍆 * 👽 * 💗 * 🌋 * 🍇 * 🥗 * 💛 * 📀 * 🍖 * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🎍 * 👾 * 🌂 * 👃ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!" "Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?" "Miles from London."ㅤ* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?ㅤ* There's only one thing worse than feeling inferior, and that's being able to prove it.🐝 * 👔 * 📕 * 🥒 * 💙 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 🏀 * 🔋 * 👳 * 🚘 * 🥞 * 🎈 * 💎 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-06-09 08:46:02 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🥒 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 📕 → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. 🚘 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 📒 ☁ 💄 Yours truly, Ashley Barrus (the cat)💎 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097905 👃 | 2019-06-09 08:09:04 |
| 76561198179804107 | If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green womenyou've got in the house. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" 🙄 She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget isgood at being short. -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe 😱 I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together becomegreater than the sum of both of us. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4 🤒 He wasn't good or evil or cruel or extreme in any way but one, which was that he had elevated greyness to the status of a fine art and cultivated a mind that was as bleak and pitiless and logical as the slopes of Hell.(The Light Fantastic) 🤣 Still, it was a relief to get away from that macabre sight. Ganderconsidered that gnolls didn't look any better inside than out. He hatedtheir guts.(Equal Rites) 🤧 | 2019-06-09 06:07:56 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🚙📕🍆🐝🥗 - ❀ ✦ ● ❃ ✖ ☆ ✲ ♂ ☻ ♥ ♦ ✴ ❋ ☢ ✭ ☁ ß ✣ ♣ ✏👃🍖🐳🚘🌸 - Have you ever had a psychic reading? 💚🎁🥞🌂👾 - ㅤㅤ Did you believe it? Was it accurate? 🐊🐟🚕💗🐊 - ✏ ♣ ✣ ß ☁ ✭ ☢ ❋ ✴ ♦ ♥ ☻ ♂ ✲ ☆ ✖ ❃ ● ✦ ❀ | 2019-06-09 04:17:52 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👔🏀👽🥞🥒 - ♂ ● ♪ ✪ ❋ ✔ ✿ ✏ ☁ ✰ ↕ ♫ ☁ ☣ ✫ ♧ ♪ ❃ ✴ ✭📀🎈💙🐊💗 - Can you tell when someone 👳🕺🍧🚕🌳 - ㅤㅤ is telling the truth? 🐠🍖🐟🥒👑 - ✭ ✴ ❃ ♪ ♧ ✫ ☣ ☁ ♫ ↕ ✰ ☁ ✏ ✿ ✔ ❋ ✪ ♪ ● ♂ | 2019-06-09 00:47:44 |
| 76561198179768678 | 👔 ღ 👑 ღ 💚 ღ 🌸 ღ 👽 ღ 📘 ღ 📕 ღ 💛 ღ 🍇 ღ 🚕 ღ 🌳 ღ 🐠 ღ 🐊 ღ 💄 Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. "The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"Sheriff: (patronisingly) They can detect every flash of lightning on this planet. Did you know that? See, each one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency...Mulder: ... of human resonance. Eight cycles per second. You can pick it up on any transistor radio. See that Sheriff? I did my homework. "The X-Files: D.P.O"🐟 ღ 👃 ღ 🎍 ღ 💛 ღ 📕 ღ 🐳 ღ 🍖 ღ ⚡ ღ 📗 ღ 💎 ღ 🍆 ღ 🌸 ღ 🎄 ღ 📀 | 2019-06-08 18:34:21 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐠⛳👳 Can you tell when someone is telling the truth? 🎽💙🥒 | 2019-06-08 18:07:24 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🐛 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🌽 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 👽 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 👹 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🐝 What’s one dream that you’ve tucked away for the moment? How come? 🏓 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🌳 | 2019-06-08 18:04:23 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🌽🐟🚙💃🎽🚕🎄📕📒🚗💚🎫👑🐟🥒Zoe: "Scared her away again, did you?"Simon: "This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talkingto girls."Zoe: "Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?"💗🌳🎁🍇🌸👾🐛🌋👳🌽🌂🔋🚘💎👃 | 2019-06-08 16:25:05 |
| 76561198179768678 | ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐊The little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make a quiltto keep away the cold. ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📀 | 2019-06-08 14:51:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 📀🐳🎄 Would you rather have a live-in massage therapist, or a live-in chef? 💗👃🕺 | 2019-06-08 11:40:55 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🍆 ✿ 🍖 Go ahead... make my day.👽 ✿ 📀 -- Dirty Harry 🕺👳💃 | 2019-06-08 09:24:51 |
| 76561198179518505 | 📒 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💄 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull 🚙 ♦ 🍆 ♦ 🥒 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🏀 ♦ 🐳 ♦ 🎄 ♦ 🐠 ♦ 💙 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 🍇 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🔋 Yours truly, Milford Johnstonbaugh (the cat)🚗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086952 📀 | 2019-06-08 06:59:47 |
| 76561198179710665 | Amy: 👑 "Bender, 🌂 your ⛳ beer 🌏 belly's 🐟 so 🌋 big 👳 your 🌳 door 📀 won't 👾 even 💚 close. 🌸 And 📒 that 🏀 doesn't 🎄 even 🚘 make 💄 sense." | 2019-06-08 05:56:52 |
| 76561198179677447 | ¤ Place👃 ☁ me🔋🌋 ✿ on🌏🥗📒 ☼ a🍇💃⛳💄 ♠ BUFFER👾👳🌂📀🐳 ♪ counter🎍🍧🎄💗💛🍆 ★ while😺🌳🏀👑🕺🏀🥒 ♫ you👔🐛🎈🥞🚕🐊🐳🌋 ♀ BELITTLE📘🎁💃💚🌏📒🏓📗👔 ♂ several BELLHOPS in the Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES! | 2019-06-08 02:55:34 |
| 76561198211882476 | Leela: 👔 And 🐛 nappster 🐠 says 😺 illegal 🏓 copies 👳 never 🍆 hurt 💚 anybody. | 2019-06-08 01:32:43 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🏀 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🍇 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. 📀 ★ 🔋 ★ 🐊 ★ 🌸 ★ 👔 ★ 🚕 ★ 🎁 ★ 👽 ★ 💗 ★ 🍇 ★ 🐠 ★ ⚡ ★ 🚙 ★ 💙 ★ 💃 Yours truly, Jimmie Caminiti (the cat)🐟 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086829 🌽 | 2019-06-07 23:29:28 |
| 76561198211794508 | ☁ I👳 ✰ don't🌳💄 ☢ even🌏🐳🌸 ♀ butter🌽⛳🎈👑 ✦ my💚💙🎄👾🐝 ✲ bread.🌋💛💄🍧📗🚗 ∞ I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian | 2019-06-07 22:41:28 |
| 76561198211563240 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👽 * 🍆 * 🐠 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 💃 * 🐝 * 💗 * ⛳ * 💙 * 👑 * 🕺 * 📗 * 🍖 * 😺ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?ㅤ* This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself. "Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"🚕 * 🌏 * 🌸 * 🥗 * 🎄 * 👾 * 🐠 * 🌽 * 📒 * 🌋 * 🎽 * 🥒 * 🚗 * 👔 * 🥞 * 🐛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-06-07 19:04:17 |
| 76561198179556699 | Fry: 🍧 "Do 🍖 you 🥞 have 🚙 anything 👳 else 🎍 for 📕 him?" 📘 Contess 🚘 de 🌽 la 💄 Roca: 🐛 "Lovely, 🍇 isn't 🎈 it?" 🔋 Bender: 💛 "Yeah, 🌸 but 🌏 only 👳 93% 🎍 as 😺 lovely 🚙 as 🏀 you." 👾 Contess 💗 de 🥒 la 👔 Roca: 🌽 "Oh, 💚 Bender. 🥞 Either 🌂 that 🍆 was 🐛 a 📒 computing 📕 error, 🍧 or 👽 you're 👑 the 🌋 most 🐳 romantic 👃 robot 👹 I've 🚘 ever 🥗 met." | 2019-06-07 18:29:19 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎈 ✬ 🍧 ✬ 👳 ✬ 🥒 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 🥗 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 💗 ✬ 🌏 ✬ 🌽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍖 ✬ 🐊 ✬ 🎈 ✬ 👑 ✬ 🎫 ✬ 🚙 ✬ 🕺 ✬ 💄 ✬ 🚕 ✬ 📗 THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHPThis otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence ofan "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is saidto be useful in protheththing lithtth. 🔋 ✬ 👔 ✬ 👃 ✬ 🏀 ✬ 😺 ✬ 💙 ✬ 🎍 ✬ 🌂 ✬ 💚 ✬ 👃 | 2019-06-07 16:06:12 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐛🚗🎁🐟📗🚘🌽💗🌳😺🕺🌂🐳🌋👃👽📗👹💙📒🎍🕺💛🏓🌸🥞🐛🐟🍇📕 "I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep inpractice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_ ⚡🐊💃📀🥒🍧👽🐠🎫👑🚕🚘🔋🎈🐝🍆⛳💄👔⚡🥗🍖👃🎽🌸🎄😺🌳💎🏓 | 2019-06-07 15:48:10 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎍 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💎 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 💃 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 📗 ✪ 💗 ✪ 🐟 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🐠 ✪ 🍇 ✪ 👑 ✪ 👽 ✪ 🌸 ✪ 📗 ✪ 📒 ✪ 🍆 ✪ 🚗 Yours truly, Criselda Fergerson (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094615 🎫 | 2019-06-07 15:33:46 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥗 ☎ 👔 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 🐝 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🌂 ☎ 👑 ☎ 🥒 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍖 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 👃 ☎ 💚 ☎ 🎈 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🌸 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 🕺 ☎ 👳 A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with aquestion. "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked. The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could berelied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes beforereplying. "I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else." With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenlyachieved enlightenment, several years later.Commentary:His Master is kind,Answering his FAQ quickly,With thought and sarcasm. 💛 ☎ 👾 ☎ 👹 ☎ 🐛 ☎ 📗 ☎ 🚘 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🎫 ☎ 💄 | 2019-06-07 14:09:38 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🎫📕🐊 Under what circumstances do you tend to feel shy? 👃🎈🍆 | 2019-06-07 11:56:47 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🕺 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🎄 ❖ 💃 ❖ 🐟 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 🏀 ❖ 👽 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 👳 ❖ 🍧 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🎍 Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?Scully: You want me to recite them?Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath - the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects. "The X-Files: Anasazi"Mulder: (to Scully) I think you drooled on me. "The X-Files: Pusher"👾 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 🏓 ❖ 🍇 ❖ 📒 ❖ 🔋 ❖ 🚘 ❖ 👹 ❖ 📕 ❖ 👑 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 🐛 | 2019-06-07 08:01:33 |
| 76561198179596342 | I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitresssaid "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was thelast thing on my mind...(alt.fan.pratchett)🤣 The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty welleverything. -- Yeats 😗I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't knowanything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy isa child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. -- Will Rogers😱 The grave's a fine and private place,but none, I think, do there embrace. -- Andrew Marvell 🤑 It is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules man's life. 😘 "Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you."- A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater 😶Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship. -- Zeuxis🤕 | 2019-06-06 21:58:58 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🍆 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🏀 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 😺 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 👑 ✈ 💄 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🎄 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 👔 ✈ 🐝 Yours truly, Tory Jurin (the cat)💙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033259 🐛 | 2019-06-06 19:49:47 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💎👹👑 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🎍🕺🎈 Always succeeds in explaining ideas clearly. Others find 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 easy to understand. They also has the ability to listen carefully to what others are saying, to understand and then to respond appropriately. Conversations with 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 are two-way. Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. Has proven ability to produce creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods,even if they’re not always practical, in line with organization needs, or successful. Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. 📒 + 🐛 = 💚 | 2019-06-06 18:48:48 |
| 76561198179802829 | 👳🐳🔋 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌂🚗🍆 When ideas are challenged by others, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 listens to their view politely, but is able to maintain a position firmly and persuasively without aggression. Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. From a set of data, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. 📀 + 🎄 = 🎈 | 2019-06-06 10:33:03 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🐊 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📀 💃 👔 🌳 🌏 🎁 🐠 🍆 🥒 ⚡ 💗 🚘 🚗 🔋 🌽 🚕 🍧Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it. Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. 🌸 🐊 👳 🍆 🌂 🎄 👃 🐟 🏓 📗 🌂 🎁 🕺 🔋 🚙 🚗 | 2019-06-06 10:15:58 |
| 76561198179500879 | What’s the best compliment | | 🍧📒🏓💚💛🏀🐛🍆you’ve ever received? | | 👽🌂🕺💛🌸👳🌏🥗 | 2019-06-06 09:07:00 |
| 76561198211882476 | Hermes: 🐛 Baby 👹 needs 🍧 a 🌽 new 💗 pair 📘 of 👃 shoes! 🎄 🍖 Zoidberg: 🚙 To 🥞 hell 🕺 with 🥗 your 💃 spoiled 🎫 baby, 🎁 I 💛 need 👾 those 💚 shoes. | 2019-06-06 06:10:53 |
| 76561198179419823 | ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💙I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forwardor it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Allen ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👽Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 | 2019-06-06 03:21:52 |
| 76561198179780423 | Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead. 😍 River: "No power in the 'verse can stop me." 😴 Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list. 😫Password:🤣When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is notfar away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travelis that it made it possible to go elsewhere. -- R.A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"🤗 Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at anappropriate time. Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle. 'Member that? -- Homer Simpson Whacking Day 🤠In dwelling, be close to the land.In meditation, delve deep into the heart.In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.In speech, be true.In work, be competent.In action, be careful of your timing. -- Lao Tsu😚 | 2019-06-06 01:29:45 |
| 76561198179608271 | Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood/childhood. >> 👹💚👳👾⛳ << | 2019-06-05 23:46:43 |
| 76561198211819232 | 😺 ♫ 🐳 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 📕 ♫ 💚 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 💛 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🎽 What’s the last white lie you told and got away with? 📀 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 👃 | 2019-06-05 22:18:18 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍧🚕🌳🌂🎄😺🐠👔🥗🍆🌸⚡🎈🐝📘Mal: "I see a head start to rise, violence is gonna ensue."🐛📀🎫💚💄🥒🍇📒🏓🎄🍇🏀👑👾🚙 | 2019-06-05 22:17:19 |
| 76561198179702987 | 👃🍆💚📕🚕🥗💎🏓🔋🌋👑🍇🐝🌸🐛🐳🎁🐠👽🎽🥒🍖🐟👳🚗🕺🥞🎍📒🔋 "Infidels in all ages have battled for the rights of man, and have at all timesbeenthe fearless advocates of liberty and justice."-- Robert Green Ingersoll 🐟🎈🐳🌂😺🚙📕🌏👽💛👹🐊📘🌽👃🍆🎄🍖⚡🍧🥗🌋🐠🎫📀🐛🌸🌳📒👾 | 2019-06-05 21:33:21 |
| 76561198211804512 | Zoidberg: 🎫 Muy 🎈 macho. 🌽 Hey, 💚 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 💄 here 😺 comes 🎍 El 🍧 Zoido 🐠 to 📗 ruin 🐳 ⚡ your 🌸 drinking 🕺 water! | 2019-06-05 19:02:20 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🎄👹🌏 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🥞👳🐟 Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. 🚗 + 🎍 = 📘 | 2019-06-05 16:35:11 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎽🐊 ❦☼✈✩♥ GOOD LUCK, ô¿ô (♥_♥) []_ ([]) []_ ^ↀᴥↀ^ superb game. 🐊💙💛👹👳💗 LOOK! 🐛👔📀🍖 we all assume you'll like your game, ٩(^‿^)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 🎫🌳 | 2019-06-05 16:04:11 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🚕🏀🎫|⛳👾🎍| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀🎈🌽|Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.] wut | 2019-06-05 14:58:56 |
| 76561198211557460 | | 😺👽🐠🕺📘🚕🐊📕🚘📒🐛💄🌽💚💗🐟🍖🐳:eliselaug "Right, you bastards, you're... you're geography"(Guards! Guards!) | 🌳👃🌋👳🔋👔🎁🏀💎🎄🎽📗🐝🌂🍧🚙💛👹:yennefe | 2019-06-05 14:44:55 |
| 76561198179847314 | Famous quotations: " " -- Charlie Chaplin " " -- Harpo Marx " " -- Marcel Marceau🤠 Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods. -- Bernard Levin 😲 Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of theJordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in anopen market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then heshould not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give ofhimself. Such a man would expect a pear of a peach tree. Such a man would expect a stone to lay an egg. Such a man would expect Sears to assemble a lawnmower. -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit" 🤒Victory or defeat!😶 We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on aclever but highly unmotivated trick. -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra" 🤧 | 2019-06-05 14:19:57 |
| 76561198179841167 | If you could save one endangered species | | 📕🍇👽🚕👾🚙🎁🏀from extinction, which would you choose? | | 📗💙😺🎈💗📘🌽💚 | 2019-06-05 13:16:53 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌳 🏀 🥞 🎽 🌽 👾 📗 💃 🔋 👃🌂 [] 🐟 🍇 🎍 👑 🏓 🚕 🍧 💚 👹 👳 📘"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -Hobbes"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn'treact to a lot of life." -Hobbes"You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -Calvin🎈 👽 🍆 🥞 🎄 🌸 🐳 ⚡ 🌳 🏀 | 2019-06-05 10:45:48 |
| 76561198179710665 | ✈ Without👽 ☂ coffee📘🎈 ● he🚕🏀📗 ღ could📀🍧💙🚙 ❂ not👳📕👔🥞🥗 ✰ work,🐠👾👑💃🌳🎍 ♪ or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe. -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac | 2019-06-05 09:56:49 |
| 76561198211661172 | Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their livesavoiding marriage while single-mindedly pursuing those things thatwould make them better prospects? 😩 A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF. You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT. It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL TREATMENT READILY. Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest. 🤒"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."😯 | 2019-06-05 05:51:42 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🔋 ✧ 🎁 So do the noble fall. For they are ever caught in a trap of their own making.🍇 ✧ 💗 A trap -- walled by duty, and locked by reality. Against the greater force🎍 ✧ 👃 they must fall -- for, against that force they fight because of duty, because🎫 ✧ 🌸 of obligations. And when the noble fall, the base remain. The base -- whose👳 ✧ 🐳 only purpose is the corruption of what the noble did protect. Whose only🐊 ✧ 🌋 purpose is to destroy. The noble: who, even when fallen, retain a vestige of🍆 ✧ 🎄 strength. For theirs is a strength born of things other than mere force.🏓 ✧ ⚡ Theirs is a strength supreme... theirs is the strength -- to restore.🥒 ✧ 🎈 -- Gerry Conway, "Thor", #193 😺🚘🎁 | 2019-06-05 03:36:39 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🚕 ✧ 🎫 Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an💄 ✧ 📗 autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.🐳 ✧ 💚 -- Marlo Thomas 👑🍖👃 | 2019-06-04 23:48:37 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🕺🎄🐠🎁💗 - ✯ ↕ ● ✩ ☢ ✬ ❉ ♫ ✥ ✧ ¤ ✏ ☺ ✔ ❋ ♪ ♂ ♡ ღ ♂👔🚕🚙🚘🏀 - What’s your most embarrassing 🔋🐝⚡📕⛳ - ㅤㅤ childhood memory? 📘🐊🏓🎫😺 - ♂ ღ ♡ ♂ ♪ ❋ ✔ ☺ ✏ ¤ ✧ ✥ ♫ ❉ ✬ ☢ ✩ ● ↕ ✯ | 2019-06-04 22:40:30 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💛 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 👔 ♦ 📕 ♦ 🐠 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 👾 ♦ 📒 ♦ 💗 ♦ 🐊 ♦ 🎫 ♦ 📀 ♦ 📘 ♦ 🥞 Mulder: And maybe because I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open their minds to the possibilities that, sometimes, the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation. "The X-Files: Squeeze"Scully: And Mulder, when you see Skinner to hand in your field report, I know that it's your decision, but I hope that you know that I'd consider it MORE than a professional loss if you decided to leave. "The X-Files: The Host"🎈 ♦ 👽 ♦ 🍖 ♦ 🚘 ♦ 💚 ♦ 👃 ♦ 🥒 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 💃 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🎫 ♦ 🚙 | 2019-06-04 15:00:23 |
| 76561198179804603 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🐠 * 💚 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🔋 * 🐝 * 🌸 * 🍖 * 🚘 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🌳 * ⚡ * 🎫 * 🎈ㅤ* You live and learn. At any rate, you live.ㅤ* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.ㅤ* The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.👹 * 🕺 * 🎄 * 🚕 * 🎍 * 🌽 * 🐳 * 🌋 * 🏓 * 🥒 * 👳 * 🐟 * 💎 * 🐊 * 👹 * ⚡ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-06-04 14:37:21 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥗 💄 🚕 🎫 📒 🎄 💃 🎫 👃 👽🏀 [] 🍆 👔 💗 🥞 🥗 💙 🐝 👽 📕 🐠 🚕"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustardMiss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that..."It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion ofideas." -Calvin🥒 📘 🐛 🚘 🏓 📒 🕺 🚙 🎈 😺 | 2019-06-04 14:36:23 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💎 🌸 📒 📀 🍆 🔋 🏓 😺 💗 🎄 🐟 🍖 ⚡ 🐳 🚙 🐟 👃I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks. Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz 🥗 💄 🐝 💎 🥒 🏓 🕺 🌽 🐠 🌳 🍧 🏀 🎍 👳 📕 🌏 | 2019-06-04 13:22:26 |
| 76561198179819838 | ♀ Okay🎈 ✈ ...🔋🌏 ✖ I'm🥞📕👾 ● going😺🥗📀📘 ☁ home🥒💃🌂🍆🚙 ♥ to👳📗⚡🎫🌸🚕 ☀ write🍖🎽🐛⛳📒🚘🏀 ✥ the👑🚗👽🎽💄🐝🕺🐊 ♡ "I🌳🍖🌽🐟🎁🥒🏓🐳🌋 ♦ HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT LOVERS" ... | 2019-06-04 11:24:20 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🥗 -- 📒 -- 🕺 -- 💃 -- 😺 -- ⛳ -- 🌏 -- 💄 -- 🥞 -- 👔 -- 🔋 -- 🌋 -- ⚡ -- 💎 -- 👹 Strange things are done to be number oneIn selling the computer The Druids were entrepreneurs,IBM has their strategem And they built a granite boxWhich steadily grows acuter, It tracked the moon, warned of monsoons,And Honeywell competes like Hell, And forecast the equinoxBut the story's missing link Their price was right, their futureIs the system old at Stonemenge sold bright,By the firm of Druids, Inc. The prototype was sold; 🐊 -- 🌽 -- 🎍 -- 💙 -- 🌸 -- 🐟 -- 📗 -- 🚗 -- 💛 -- 🎁 -- 🎈 -- 🥒 -- 📘 -- 📀 -- 🍖 | 2019-06-04 09:59:16 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎄 ß 🌏 ß 📀 ß 🌋 ß 🎄 ß 👑 ß 💃 ß 🍇 ß 🌂 ß 🍆ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎁 ß 💚 ß 🐳 ß 🌳 ß 👳 ß 🏓 ß 🍖 ß 🚙 ß 📒 ß 🐟 I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get tokeep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel 🌸 ß 🥒 ß 💛 ß 📘 ß ⚡ ß 🐛 ß 📕 ß 🍧 ß 📗 ß 🚕 | 2019-06-04 08:19:16 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🌂👾📒👽🍧 - ☼ ✲ ✿ ¤ ٿ ✤ ✏ ✬ ✶ ❖ ♪ ✳ ❁ ❋ ♦ ✫ ❉ ★ ✣ ♫📗💃💛🍆📒 - If you had an extra $100 to spend on 🚗🔋🎫😺💗 - ㅤㅤ yourself every week, what would you do? 🌳🍖🥒🕺🌽 - ♫ ✣ ★ ❉ ✫ ♦ ❋ ❁ ✳ ♪ ❖ ✶ ✬ ✏ ✤ ٿ ¤ ✿ ✲ ☼ | 2019-06-04 07:45:12 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌽⛳🌂🎫🥞🍧📕🚙🥗🍖🕺📀💛🥒📘🏓👃🌳🎈🍆🎄🐝🐟💄🎍🎈😺👔🚗🌽 "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporarysafetydeserve neither liberty nor safety."-- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 🐳👽🍆🐠⚡📗🏀💛🍧🐊🔋🚕💄💎🐝💚🌏🍖🌸😺🐛🕺🎽💚🌂🎁📕📗👑🍇 | 2019-06-04 03:40:20 |
| 76561198211853304 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌋I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporaryrelief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌏Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 📗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐛 | 2019-06-04 00:21:09 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🔋 🚗 🚕 🚘 🌸 💙 🎍 🚕 🎽 📗🌂 [] 👑 🍇 🌋 🥒 💛 🎁 🍆 🚗 🚙 🕺 💗I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and HobbesI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin🐝 🔋 🎫 🍖 👳 🥒 🐠 📀 🌳 🐟 | 2019-06-03 18:30:06 |
| 76561198179509657 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⛳ * 🕺 * 🍖 * 👑 * 👹 * 🐛 * 🍧 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 😺 * 🥒 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🌸ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."ㅤ* We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hourㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.🌏 * 🚗 * 😺 * 👽 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 🌋 * 📒 * 🐟 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 💚 * 🐠 * 🎍 * 🎽 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-06-03 16:50:08 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐠 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🐛 → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 👃 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 👔 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 📀 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🌋 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 📒 ✔ 👾 ✔ 📗 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 📕 ✔ 🏀 Yours truly, Joseph Newingham (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167079656 🥗 | 2019-06-03 16:27:06 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👳 -- 💄 -- 👽 -- 🍇 -- 🎄 -- 📕 -- 🎽 -- 📒 -- 🚕 -- 🚗 -- 🕺 -- 🥒 -- 🥗 -- 👔 -- 🐝 Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.Pour my black old coffee longer,While that smell is gettin' strongerA semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want.Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me,With an ornery soul who don't shoot pool for fun,If that coat'll fit you're wearin',The Lord'll bless your sharin'A semi-friend ain't nuthin' much to want.And let me halfway fall in love,For pa 💄 -- 📗 -- 🎁 -- 🎈 -- 🎫 -- 📀 -- 💃 -- 🚘 -- 🌳 -- 🏀 -- 👑 -- 🔋 -- 🍧 -- ⚡ -- 👾 | 2019-06-03 15:44:15 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👃 ☢ 📗 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 🍆 ☢ 🎁 ☢ 💄 ☢ 🎽 ☢ 🎍 ☢ ⚡ ☢ 🎫ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌋 ☢ ⛳ ☢ 📀 ☢ 🍇 ☢ 🌳 ☢ 🏀 ☢ 👹 ☢ 🐝 ☢ 💙 ☢ 🐊 Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time. -- D. Gries 🍖 ☢ 👔 ☢ 🌽 ☢ 🥒 ☢ 📗 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 🚘 ☢ 🎁 ☢ 👑 ☢ 🌸 | 2019-06-03 14:20:06 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🔋 ❀ 💎 ❀ 😺 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 👑 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🏀 ❀ 🎽 ❀ 💚 ❀ 💗 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 👃 MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Mulder: If you detect a hint of impatience in Agent Scully's voice, that's because the FBI's study also found that in most cases like the McMartin Pre-school trial, witnesses were often prompted in their statements by rumours of stories that were being circulated, and that there was in fact nothing to support them.Det. White: How do you explain the burning coffin at the funeral?Mulder: Don't ask me! "The X-Files: Syzygy"🍖 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🐝 ❀ 💙 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 📕 ❀ 🌽 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 👹 ❀ 👔 ❀ 🐛 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 🎈 | 2019-06-03 13:44:07 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📀🎈🚘 What about your teenage self embarrasses you most? 🐛🐊👳 | 2019-06-03 13:28:08 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💙 ☀ 🐝 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 💚 ☀ 🌸 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 📘 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 👃 ☀ 🕺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ☀ 🚙 ☀ 🌳 ☀ 📒 ☀ 💄 ☀ 🐟 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 🏀 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 📀 I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister. 👹 ☀ 🌽 ☀ 👽 ☀ 👔 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 💎 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 📒 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 💛 | 2019-06-03 12:21:03 |
| 76561198179677447 | 👑🌋🎽👽💛🎈🍆🥒👹🍇 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📗👳👃🏀🐛🚘🐠🌳🥞🕺 » before the water, ❉ » Paris measured sloppily. ღ » Tiger stops breaking. ❃ 🌏🐊🎁🌸🔋📒💎💃💄🎫 » bright elbows explained. ✿ » bright barbers pondered strangely ✫ » false papers approved ❖ 🎄🚕🎍📘🍖🌽🚙😺🏓🐟 » playing your target ☆ » I uncovered your flowers ❋ » under your water ● 👾⚡⛳📕🐳🌋🐝💚🐟🥗 | 2019-06-03 11:21:29 |
| 76561198179782901 | [repeated 🏀 line] 🍇 Stewie: 🚙 What 🎁 the 🌳 deuce? | 2019-06-03 09:05:44 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🚙🐝🍧 If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different job, what would you want to do? 🏓💙🎍 | 2019-06-03 08:50:45 |
| 76561198179782901 | Dr. 🎄 Zoidberg: 🌽 "Help! 🌂 A 💎 guinea 📀 pig 🔋 tricked 🍇 me." | 2019-06-03 05:22:36 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👑 ✿ 🚗 Hi Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna🎍 ✿ 🐳 help on the audit now?🐊 ✿ 💛 -- "The Rockford Files" 🌏💗🥞 | 2019-06-03 04:02:34 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🏓🎫🌽⛳🏀 |Do you consider yourself a| 🐊🐳👳🔋👔💄🐝👑🌂🌳🎫🎍🥞 |mentor to anyone right now?| 🎈🕺👾🍖💛🚙🥗👃 | 2019-06-03 03:34:35 |
| 76561198179633358 | 📒 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🚙 → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🐠 ❁ 🕺 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 👑 ❁ 👹 ❁ ⛳ ❁ 🐠 ❁ 🐝 ❁ 🐳 ❁ 📗 ❁ 👔 ❁ 🎁 ❁ 💄 ❁ 🔋 ❁ ⚡ Yours truly, Esperanza Norrie (the cat)🎫 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066352 🐊 | 2019-06-02 19:13:21 |
| 76561198179762074 | ✫ I🐟 ✿ don't👃🌳 ☆ even🎈🥗👔 ♠ butter📕🐝📘😺 ♪ my🌸👽🐠🎫📀 ß bread.🐛🥞📗🌋🕺🐝 ✤ I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian | 2019-06-02 16:24:30 |
| 76561198179702987 | 😺🥗🍖🎽🎄🏓💛📘🌏📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏀👽🎈🐛👔🐝🍇👃⛳💃 » While admiring the ✭ » barbers, Emperor plundered ❃ » without peeking juice ❋ 🔋💙🏓📒⚡🍆📗🏀🌳🍧 » admiring my hand, ✿ » Cuba approved my papers ß » beside my luggage ☺ 🥞👹🎁🎫🥗🌋📕🔋🕺🚕 » play chairs to clothing ☆ » when papers play to loiter ✥ » because flowers make ☻ 💗⛳💙👳👑💎🥒🐠🐳🚗 | 2019-06-02 12:21:20 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌽🏀🚙🍆🍇 - ★ ♣ ✲ ✥ ✦ ✖ ☻ ✤ ♦ ✯ ❉ ❀ ❦ ♠ ¤ ♀ ☁ ↕ ✈ ♧🌋💚📒🏓😺 - What is your 🎽🥗🎄💗🎁 - ㅤㅤ spirit animal? 👾👹🚕💎🔋 - ♧ ✈ ↕ ☁ ♀ ¤ ♠ ❦ ❀ ❉ ✯ ♦ ✤ ☻ ✖ ✦ ✥ ✲ ♣ ★ | 2019-06-02 10:28:28 |
| 76561198179809165 | 📘🏀🚙📀🐟 - ✪ ♂ ✔ ♂ ✖ ✫ ☺ ✲ ❁ ♧ ✤ ♫ ❀ ✶ ✬ ß ♥ ♣ ✱ ♡🐠⚡🥗📕🎁 - What are your hobbies 🌳👾🐛🌂💛 - ㅤㅤ or special interests? 💙⛳🥞🕺🍖 - ♡ ✱ ♣ ♥ ß ✬ ✶ ❀ ♫ ✤ ♧ ❁ ✲ ☺ ✫ ✖ ♂ ✔ ♂ ✪ | 2019-06-02 09:10:06 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🌋 ✰ 👔 I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookie win.🥒 ✰ 👑 -- C3P0 🍆🚕💚 | 2019-06-02 08:36:02 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💄 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 🏓 * 🎽 * 📒 * 📗 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 💃 * 🥒 * 📀 * 🏀 * 🎍 * 💙ㅤ* If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!ㅤ* A cowboy walked into a bar, dressed entirely in paper. It wasn't long before he was arrested for rustling.ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."👾 * 😺 * 🎄 * 🌸 * 👳 * 👹 * ⛳ * 🍆 * 👑 * 👽 * 🕺 * 🌂 * 💗 * 🚘 * 🥞 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-06-02 03:00:56 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🍆 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🐊 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 🚗 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🥒 ✶ 👑 ✶ 🍆 ✶ 🌋 ✶ 🌳 ✶ 🏓 ✶ 🐝 ✶ 🎫 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 🎈 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 💎 ✶ 👾 Yours truly, Leatrice Maurin (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167067465 ⛳ | 2019-06-02 02:00:55 |
| 76561198179518505 | 📕 ♣ 👳 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🍆 ♣ 🍧 ♣ 📗 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👹 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 🕺 ♣ 🌸 ♣ 📒 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 🥞 ♣ 👔 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 🚙 E Pluribus Unix ⚡ ♣ 💄 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🎄 ♣ 👽 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🍖 ♣ 🎽 ♣ 👾 ♣ 🎍 | 2019-06-02 01:47:56 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 🎈 👽 🌋 🚕 💙 🐛 🍆 📗 👹 😺 🐛 🎽 🥞 📕 🕺 🔋It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they'remadly in love, drunk, or running for office. I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolcott 👳 🏓 💚 👾 🌸 📀 🍖 🎁 🍧 🥗 🚕 🚗 🥒 🐳 🍇 🌳 | 2019-06-02 01:06:54 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🥒💎👹|💛🕺💃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📒🔋📘|Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. idk | 2019-06-01 23:54:51 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🍇🍖🎄⚡🥞 - ✴ ✿ ✳ ♧ ✈ ☆ ♡ ☂ ✔ ☁ ❄ ✶ ♫ ✿ ♦ ¤ ❖ ♪ ★ ☺🍆🚙🌋🍇👑 - Do you think we should 🌳📕🚗💛📗 - ㅤㅤ live like we’re dying? 🍧📀🥗💃🌏 - ☺ ★ ♪ ❖ ¤ ♦ ✿ ♫ ✶ ❄ ☁ ✔ ☂ ♡ ☆ ✈ ♧ ✳ ✿ ✴ | 2019-06-01 22:40:47 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👳🎄👹🍆💗 - ☢ ✖ ✿ ❃ ♀ ♥ ß ✯ ❋ ☂ ♪ ❄ ✈ ☺ ✩ ♡ ❀ ☣ ● ❦💎🥞🔋🕺🐝 - If you could shop for free at one 🌋🎄💃🌏🌽 - ㅤㅤ store, which one would you choose? 🎍👽💎🏀📀 - ❦ ● ☣ ❀ ♡ ✩ ☺ ✈ ❄ ♪ ☂ ❋ ✯ ß ♥ ♀ ❃ ✿ ✖ ☢ | 2019-06-01 22:17:46 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📕🐟⛳⚡🥞 |Do you prefer group dinners| 🔋🚗💎🐛💄😺🍆🍧🥒👑🏓🎈🚕 |or one-on-ones with friends?| 🌏🎄🐊🌂🎫📒🚘🌋 | 2019-06-01 21:48:48 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🎽🍖 🥗😺👹🌳 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* (♥_♥) NICE GAME! 💗👃🌳🐳 EXCELLENT| 🌸💛📗👔 🍆🐝 | 2019-06-01 19:42:32 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥗📘⚡ Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🌂💎⛳ 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. From a set of data, 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. 🍖 + 📒 = 📀 | 2019-06-01 18:34:21 |
| 76561198179709777 | "Good 🎫 news, ⚡ everyone." 🥒 -Professor 🌋 🎁 "Uh 🚗 oh. 🍆 I 🥗 don't 👔 like 📀 the ⛳ sound 💄 of 😺 that." 💎 -Bender 🍖 🎍 "You'll 🚙 be 🥞 making 🌸 a 🍧 delivery 👹 to 🌏 the 🚕 planet 🔋 Trisaw." 🐛 -Professor 👑 🐳 "Here 🏓 it 🌽 comes." 🐛 -Bender 💙 💗 "A 🐟 mysterious 📒 world 💚 in 💃 the 🕺 darkest 🥒 depths 💛 of 🐠 the 🏀 forbidden 🚘 zone." 👽 -Professor 👃 🐝 "Thank 🎽 you, 🐊 and 📕 goodnight." 🎄 -Bender | 2019-06-01 17:58:17 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍖👽👃 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🍧🍆🎄 Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Somewhat nervous about taking on tasks that involve physical risk and danger, but prepared to participate provided others do too. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. 🏀 + 🎁 = 🌸 | 2019-06-01 16:00:06 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👃💎🚗🌳🍖🎄👳🎫🎁🐠🔋🍇🐛👹🚕💙💄🐝👽🍧🌽👾🥗🎈🕺💗⚡🚙💃🍆 "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledgeis shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."-- Albert Einstein 💛🎍🌋🥞⛳🐟⛳🏓🎽📀🥗😺🚗🐟🐳📒🌸🎍🏀👽👑💎📕👃🐊🍧🌂🚙🎫👳 | 2019-06-01 15:44:11 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🚕🚙 ✲ glhf| ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ^ↀᴥↀ^ ô¿ô great, 🏓 🎫🥞 | 2019-06-01 15:11:21 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🎁 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🕺 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. 💄 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 👑 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 🎫 ❀ 🏀 ❀ 😺 ❀ 📘 ❀ 💚 ❀ 👃 ❀ 💃 ❀ 🌳 Yours truly, Glory Kutsch (the cat)🐠 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167090317 📒 | 2019-06-01 12:51:01 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎈 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚕 🐛 🍇 👽 🕺 🐝 💄 🎄 👃 🐠 📘 💛 💃 🍧 🥗 🚗 🐳If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off. -- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.]Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank. 😺 🚙 💗 🥒 📀 🌏 🎄 🎁 📕 👔 🏀 📒 🕺 ⛳ 🌽 💗 | 2019-06-01 10:18:50 |
| 76561198179573195 | Professor: 👑 Ouch! 🕺 That's 🎄 going 🏓 to 🎽 bleed 🔋 when 🌋 my 🎁 heart 👾 beats. | 2019-06-01 09:45:51 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💗 ✖ 👑 ✖ 💎 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 👳 ✖ 👾 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 🔋 ✖ 📕 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🕺 ✖ ⛳ What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? 🏀 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 🌏 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 🐊 ✖ 🥞 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 👽 | 2019-06-01 08:35:34 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👳🍆🥒|🌂🍖🌳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🎽🔋|Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it. wat | 2019-06-01 06:15:29 |
| byteframe's cat | 🎁 ♧ 👹 ♧ 👾 ♧ 🎍 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 🐳 ♧ 🐊 ♧ 💃 ♧ 👃 ♧ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐟 ♧ 🏓 ♧ 📘 ♧ 👽 ♧ 📀 ♧ 💗 ♧ 👔 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🥗 /* Halley */ (Halley's comment.) 🌸 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🥞 ♧ 🎫 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 👃 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 💗 | 2019-06-01 04:32:40 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎄 ✥ 👔 I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If💄 ✥ 📀 people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.🍖 ✥ 👑 -- Charlie Chaplin 🍧🐛⛳ | 2019-05-31 23:14:22 |
| 76561198211819232 | The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and thelower the mailing cost. -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary" 🙂 A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods whilethe policeman searches you. 😯To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan🤓 Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. -- Frank Moore Colby 😵 I don't get no respect. 😭 Today is what happened to yesterday. 🤠Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge evenwhere there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev😗 I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape ofLITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ... 🤥 Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference. 🤕A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash😴 | 2019-05-31 22:53:24 |
| 76561198179841167 | Lucy 🍇 Liu: 🥗 That ⚡ was 🚗 incredible, 💎 Bender. 💛 You're 🚙 like 🍖 Jackie 🍖 Chan 💚 🚘 before 👳 he 🎍 got 🐝 all 🎽 doughy. | 2019-05-31 21:10:18 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👔💄👽|👳🍖🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💎🚕🏓|A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & GrumpyQ: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates? wut | 2019-05-31 21:08:18 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐊👔🚕|🏓👑🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌸🎫👽|Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick. idk | 2019-05-31 19:24:28 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🚕🍖🎽 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 💚🎈🔋 Aiming for a top job in the organization. They set very high standards, aware that this will bring attention and promotion. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. 👔 + 👳 = 🚘 | 2019-05-31 17:22:16 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were a turn-on? -- "Broadcast News" ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👃 | 2019-05-31 17:03:09 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👳🐳🌸⛳💗💚🐝🎽🚙🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📕🚕🍆🌽🎈🎍⚡🏀🐟🐊 » blowing your river ♫ » I imagined your flowers ☺ » under your water ♂ 📒💙🎄🌂🚘🌳👳🌋👔🥞 » While admiring the ✈ » lounges, Emperor attached ♦ » without blowing air ✫ 💃🚙👹👾🚕⛳🥗🌽🌏💄 » hark the peeking taught! ✈ » drat! darn! blowing peeking suit. ☺ » Denmark scolds warmly ♂ 💎🐛🐠📀😺🍖🍇👽🐊💛 | 2019-05-31 15:59:59 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🥗🥞🏀🍇🌳💄📒🍆🔋🌽🌸🕺💚👳📘Simon: (concerning Jayne) "What do you pay him for?"Mal: "Public relations."🏓🌳🌂🍧👃💃👔📒🔋🥞👽🌏🌋🐳👑 | 2019-05-31 15:53:48 |
| 76561198179361029 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍆 * 💃 * 🚙 * 👑 * 🍇 * 🚕 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 🕺 * 🏀 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🌸 * 👃 * 🌏 * 🥒ㅤ* A man goes into a fish shop and says, "I'd like a piece of cod, please." Fishmonger says, "It won't be long sir." "Well, it had better be fat then", replies the man.ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?" "What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?" "I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."ㅤ* The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.🐝 * 🔋 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🐳 * 💄 * 🐛 * 🥞 * 🚗 * 🎫 * 🌽 * 📗 * 🥗 * 📀 * 👔 * 📕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-05-31 15:42:41 |
| 76561198179710665 | Chris: 😺 God's 🐳 watching 🏀 me 🎄 do 🎽 number 🌂 two? 💛 Oh 🐊 man, 💎 I'm 💄 a 🐝 sinner, 🥗 and 👑 God's ⛳ a 🍖 pervert. | 2019-05-31 15:02:31 |
| 76561198179814253 | 💄🍆📗 Who’s your celebrity crush? 👑👃🌳 | 2019-05-31 14:49:21 |
| 76561198179639682 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⛳ * 🥞 * 🍖 * 👔 * 🎫 * 🎍 * 👹 * 🚕 * 🐝 * 💗 * 🥒 * 📘 * 🍇 * 🌂 * 🐊 * 👃ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dyingㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible. Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.🍆 * 🏓 * 📗 * ⚡ * 💃 * 📀 * 🐛 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 🐟 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🌳 * 👔 * 💄 * 🌽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-05-31 13:42:17 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🚙🚘 😺🌸👔🐛 fantastic game! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ô¿ô "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶(♥_♥) HF| []_ ([]) []_💃👳🍆🎈🐝 👽🌳 | 2019-05-31 13:22:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐝 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 💄 → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🌏 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 👔 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 📀 ❄ 💃 ❄ 📘 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 😺 ❄ 🐠 Yours truly, Elliott Bough (the cat)⛳ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094489 🐟 | 2019-05-31 08:31:14 |
| 76561198179860286 | 😺 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 🚘 ✶ 💚 ✶ 👔 ✶ 🚗 ✶ 👑 ✶ 🥒 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 🍇ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 👾 ✶ 👃 ✶ 👹 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 💃 ✶ 🐊 ✶ 📘 ✶ 🎁 Lisp Users:Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection. 🍧 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 📀 ✶ 🌂 ✶ 🎽 ✶ 👽 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 👳 | 2019-05-31 08:06:15 |
| 76561198211853304 | ☁ America!!👹 ★ I🐊🍧 ♠ saw🥞🏀🐳 ✴ it💚🎁🚕👽 ✦ all!!📕🚘💙🚗🚙 ✯ Vomiting!🐝🥒🌂🕺👑💄 ✲ Waving!💎👳🔋👽🎈👃📘 ✤ JERRY🍆🌽🍖📗🐟⚡🎍💃 ✱ FALWELLING🚗⛳🌏😺🌸📘🚙💛📒 ☼ into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ... | 2019-05-31 06:26:10 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🕺🏀🎁🥒🎍 |What was the best part| 🎽⚡📕🐠📀🌏📗🍧🐝🏓🎄🍆🐊 |of your day, so far?| 💛🚗🌸👔🚕🥒💄👃 | 2019-05-31 04:43:58 |
| 76561198211661172 | ⚡🚘🐊📕💗⚡🎄🍧🥗🚗😺🐟🚙🎽🚕Mal: (to Simon) "If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me,and you'll be armed."🐠🌳🌸📀📘👔💃👳🥒👽🍇🍖🐝👾🎈 | 2019-05-31 03:23:56 |
| 76561198179556699 | When was the last time you saw an animal in the wild? >> 📒📘🎄🍖🌋 << | 2019-05-31 03:08:51 |
| 76561198179780423 | 📕 ✱ 📒 Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the🐛 ✱ 🚘 creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their🌳 ✱ 💃 essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving🐟 ✱ ⚡ the earth, like because the first thing in saving this world, is getting👃 ✱ 👽 rid of stupid and square attitudes and having fun.🍧 ✱ 🌋 -- Senior Year Quote 🏓🐳🥒 | 2019-05-31 02:38:53 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👔🥞 ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, ☀✥✔✈ fantastic* 💚💃🐳🔋📒 stupendous game. "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) LOOK AT THIS| ¤ 💄⛳ | 2019-05-31 02:18:49 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🐝🏀🥗|💎📀💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🕺⛳🍖|Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?A: I'll have to get back to you on that. wat | 2019-05-31 02:02:50 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🐟 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👑 🚗 🚙 🌽 💄 ⛳ 💎 🥗 👃 📘 🌋 ⚡ 🎈 👔 🥒 🐊 🎁Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as thetown drunk. NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out. 🚗 👾 🚕 🎄 🐳 👹 🎫 🌸 🐝 🎍 🚘 🐠 🐛 🥞 ⛳ 💃 | 2019-05-30 23:04:23 |
| 76561198211754472 | "Why ⛳ don't 💛 you 🍖 just 🚘 come 🐳 move 🌳 in 👹 with 😺 me?" 🎄 -Bender 🎈 ⚡ "Really? 🐟 That 🏀 would 🥞 be 👾 great! 👽 You 🚙 sure 💙 I 👳 won't 💃 be 📗 imposing?" 🐝 -Fry 📕 🍆 "Nah. 🌏 I've 📕 always 🚕 wanted 💚 a 🌸 pet." 🐊 -Bender | 2019-05-30 22:36:21 |
| 76561198211879112 | The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. -- J. Gooding🤤Rincewind is one of those people who gets in the way of his own happiness.If it was raining kisses he'd be the only person with an umbrella.(CIX Pratchett Conference)😭 If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad? 🤣 Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way toyour execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,and they'll call you crazy. -- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul" 😘 "You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course thatrather spoils the whole thing."(Small Gods) 😶H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you. Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC🙄You will have long and healthy life.😯 | 2019-05-30 22:12:21 |
| 76561198211557460 | 💃🥗🐳📒🍖🐳👳🚙👹🎄⚡💙👃🍆🥒🏀🌸📗👔📀🌏🐛😺💗🌳🏀🥞🚘📕🚕 "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this countrywhat it once was... an arctic wilderness."-- Steve Martin ⛳👾💚🐟🎁💗🍧👽🌽🐠🏓🎍💎🥞🌸🍇👽👃🚗📘💚💛🌂🌳🚕🎫📀🎽🥗🌋 | 2019-05-30 21:54:20 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🏀 ✪ 🐳 ✪ 📒 ✪ 📗 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 💄 ✪ 💛 ✪ 👽 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 📀 ✪ 🕺 ✪ 📕 What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done? 🍆 ✪ 💃 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 🔋 ✪ 🐠 ✪ ⚡ ✪ 💙 ✪ 🐛 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 📕 | 2019-05-30 20:03:22 |
| 76561198179697385 | How do you really | | 👑👾🌸🐛🎽📗🌂📀feel about your boss? | | 👃🌳🏀🚘🍖🐝👽👔 | 2019-05-30 19:59:21 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📒 ✔ 🔋 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 🎽 ✔ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥒 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 💚 ✔ 👹 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 👃 ✔ 👳 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 💙 ✔ 🏓 A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systemshave been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects,those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that arethe products of one or a few designing minds, great designers. Consider Unix,APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast themwith Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS. -- Fred Brooks 📗 ✔ 👑 ✔ 💗 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 🎄 ✔ ⚡ ✔ 💛 ✔ 🥗 | 2019-05-30 19:43:26 |
| 76561198179639682 | 📗🚘🏓🚕🐠👑🔋🎽🎁💗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽📘🌽💄🎍🌏🎫💛🥒🌋 » into the clothing, ☻ » Alice borrowed happily. ✤ » Belgium stops breaking. ♥ 🐟🏓🚙🐝🌳💛👔🌂📕🚕 » blowing your target ☢ » I refriended your barbers ✈ » before your sugar ∞ 🐊🍇📀💙💃🐊🍆🐠👃🥒 » make chairs to gravel ✲ » when barbers walk to plunder ♫ » because lounges cheat ☣ ⛳👾🌽🌸🕺🎈🔋😺⚡👹 | 2019-05-30 17:31:18 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🚘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + ⛳ 👳 🐠 🐝 📗 📘 📕 🐳 🥒 🥞 💃 😺 🎄 👹 🎽 👑 🍆I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was allsaloonkeepers were Democrats. It's gonna be alright,It's almost midnight,And I've got two more bottles of wine. 📗 🌸 🥞 👾 👽 🎈 🎍 💎 🌋 📒 🐊 🌋 🐝 👔 👹 👳 | 2019-05-30 13:53:07 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💙💗 🐛 EVERYBODY EXPECTS YOU'LL ADORE THIS STUFF| ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ (♥_♥) FUN. ✿♂✔☣❀ 🚕📒 | 2019-05-30 11:43:56 |
| 76561198179424285 | Adam was but human--this explains it all. He did not want the apple for theapple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was innot forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"🤠 Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. 🤓One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.🤧 FORTH IF HONK THEN 🙁 Black Holes: An X generation subgroup best known for their possession ofalmost entirely black wardrobes. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" 😍Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Manis being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator. -- C.N. Parkinson🙄 This night methinks is but the daylight sick. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice" 😪 | 2019-05-30 09:37:18 |
| 76561198179730218 | Have you ever stolen anything? (Money, candy, hearts, time?) >> 🌽🎈💚👾👃 << | 2019-05-30 09:24:20 |
| 76561198211879112 | When was the last time you got stuck in a rut? How did you get out of it? >> 🚕🎫🌸🎄📒 << | 2019-05-30 07:19:14 |
| 76561198179841167 | | 🌏📒🐛🎈👹🥞🎫🚙🎁🎍💙🌋💃😺👾🥒⛳🚘:shyni "The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"(The Light Fantastic) | 🏓🐝👃🎄🕺🌸📀💎🔋💄🐳💚💛🏓👔🌳💃🌽:jmp_lun | 2019-05-30 06:10:13 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📀 -- 🌂 -- 👽 -- 🍇 -- 🔋 -- 🌸 -- 🕺 -- 🐝 -- 🐳 -- 👃 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 -- 🐛 -- 🎈 -- 🚘 Here I sit, broken-hearted,All logged in, but work unstarted.First net.this and net.that,And a hot buttered bun for net.fat.The boss comes by, and I play the game,Then I turn back to net.flame.Is there a cure (I need your views),For someone trapped in net.news?I need your help, I say 'tween sobs,'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs.He thought he saw an albatrossThat fluttered 'round the lamp.He looked again and saw it wasA penny ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 👔 -- 💗 -- 🥞 -- 📀 -- 🎄 -- 💄 -- 📘 -- 👃 -- 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 🎽 -- 📗 -- 📕 | 2019-05-30 05:52:13 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♪ This🎈 ★ is📒🕺 ☻ Betty💚😺👽 ❉ Frenel.🌏🌋🍆🐠 ❁ I🎄💛👾👳🔋 ✣ don't💗💙👑🐊💃🎍 ✰ know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage and mushroom. Jim, come and get me! | 2019-05-30 04:20:12 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💃🐟👑🐛🌂 - ↕ ♫ ✶ ß ❀ ☢ ✳ ✿ ♂ ✱ ✈ ♀ ✤ ✖ ☻ ¤ ❖ ☂ ❋ ❂🥞🍇🥒🚕💎 - If you had to pick a “spirit 🍖⛳📀💄🐊 - ㅤㅤ animal,” what would it be? 💙🎫😺🎄💗 - ❂ ❋ ☂ ❖ ¤ ☻ ✖ ✤ ♀ ✈ ✱ ♂ ✿ ✳ ☢ ❀ ß ✶ ♫ ↕ | 2019-05-29 22:43:01 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍖👑🥒🍇📀 - ✳ ☢ ✰ ✿ ✯ ♂ ♫ ❁ ✲ ❋ ✥ ✦ ❄ ↕ ★ ♪ ❖ ✧ ٿ ♂🐊🌸🐟👔🚗 - How would you describe 📒🎄🐳🚙🌂 - ㅤㅤ me to your friends? 🐝🐠👾🥒💛 - ♂ ٿ ✧ ❖ ♪ ★ ↕ ❄ ✦ ✥ ❋ ✲ ❁ ♫ ♂ ✯ ✿ ✰ ☢ ✳ | 2019-05-29 19:48:50 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🚕🍖🌳 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 👾🚘💛 Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it’s an advantage to appear strong. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. 🚗 + 🐛 = 🐊 | 2019-05-29 19:18:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🏓 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🎍 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🎁 ♧ 👾 ♧ ⛳ ♧ 📘 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 😺 ♧ 🔋 ♧ 🕺 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 📗 ♧ 👾 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 🚗 Yours truly, Nadia Holstege (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046628 👳 | 2019-05-29 17:47:47 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy. ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👹 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍆Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but muchextinguishes it. -- Hannah More ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚘 | 2019-05-29 16:27:47 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚕 🐊 🎫 🍖 🎁 🥗 🌋 🍧 🐝 ⛳💄 [] 💙 🚙 👑 👾 🌸 💗 🎄 🕺 📀 🌽 👹Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- CalvinWhat's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobodyever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin"Someday I'll write my own philosophy book." -Calvin👔 👽 🎍 🥞 🍆 💃 🔋 🏀 📒 🚘 | 2019-05-29 16:06:51 |
| 76561198179803382 | ✩ Thousands🌏 ✶ of👃💚 ♀ days🚗🌸🍆 ✿ of👳🎄🥗🚕 ✿ civilians📘🐠💙🐝📗 ✬ ...💃🎍🚗👾😺👔 ☁ have⛳👹🥞🥒🎈💛🍧 ✤ produced📒🎽🎄📕🌽💗🐛🍇 ✳ a🌋🚘🔋📀🚙💎🏓🚕🎫 ♂ ... feeling for the aesthetic modules -- | 2019-05-29 15:12:55 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🏓🥒🌏🥞🚗 - ✳ ✯ ♂ ✶ ✧ ✤ ☼ ∞ ✿ ☂ ☢ ✦ ♪ ❂ ❦ ★ ❀ ✭ ✲ ☻🍆👽⚡👑👾 - What super-power would you 🐠🌳💙💗💚 - ㅤㅤ most like to have, and why? 🐝👃🎄🌋🍧 - ☻ ✲ ✭ ❀ ★ ❦ ❂ ♪ ✦ ☢ ☂ ✿ ∞ ☼ ✤ ✧ ✶ ♂ ✯ ✳ | 2019-05-29 11:10:35 |
| 76561198179809977 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to loveyou knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐠His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 😺 | 2019-05-29 09:09:28 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🥒👃🕺🌋🎁 - ♠ ✈ ♦ ☼ ● ✪ ☻ ✥ ✿ ✭ ✩ ♡ ♫ ♠ ✲ ☎ ✪ ♀ ❋ ☻👽📘👹💙🍖 - What’s the one food you could 🚙🚕🎍🍧💄 - ㅤㅤ never bring yourself to eat? 😺📕🐊🥞👾 - ☻ ❋ ♀ ✪ ☎ ✲ ♠ ♫ ♡ ✩ ✭ ✿ ✥ ☻ ✪ ● ☼ ♦ ✈ ♠ | 2019-05-29 08:54:33 |
| 76561198211850636 | What was your favorite | | 🏓🚕🚘👽🚙🐝💙🌂toy growing up? | | 🌋🌳🐟👳👔📕⛳🚕 | 2019-05-29 07:26:23 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥞 -- 👾 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🎁 -- 🐠 -- 🎍 -- 🍆 -- ⚡ -- 🚘 -- 🚙 -- 🏀 -- 🐛 -- 🐟 -- 💛 All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king. -- J.R.R. TolkienEvery night my prayers I say, And get my dinner every day;And every day that I've been good, I get an orange after food.T 💗 -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 🐊 -- 💄 -- 🎄 -- 🎽 -- 👹 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- ⛳ -- 💃 -- 👑 -- 🌸 -- 🥗 | 2019-05-29 06:17:21 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📒 Dear 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜... 🎍 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" 💗 ✔ 🕺 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 📗 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 💎 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 💚 ✔ 📕 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 💃 Yours truly, Shantell Spieth (the cat)🎄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084147 💛 | 2019-05-29 05:37:20 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐊🕺💃|📀👾🌂| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄💛🚕|Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?A: He changes the domain. huh | 2019-05-28 23:04:09 |
| 76561198179847314 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏀 * 🐊 * 👔 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🎫 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 🌋 * 🎍 * 😺 * 📘 * 👃 * 🌏 * 📗 * 🌂ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan? Because he had burrowed too much already!ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer🐟 * 💚 * 🥞 * 🎈 * 👹 * 🕺 * 👽 * 👳 * 💃 * 🌽 * ⛳ * 🎽 * 🌸 * 👑 * 🍆 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-05-28 20:49:11 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🍖🐟🌳⚡🚕🕺💄🔋📀🏓🥗🎫📒🎈🎄Zoe: "So you two were kissing?"Book: "Well, isn't that... special?"🌏👾💚🌋🎁😺💗🎄🍧💛🎍🐠📘👃🐳 | 2019-05-28 19:53:08 |
| 76561198179668874 | Do you believe in the | | 👑🎍💙🐠💛🚘🐛🍖concept of “the one”? | | 🍧🚗👳⛳👽💙🎁🏓 | 2019-05-28 18:06:08 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐝🕺👹 Performance review for 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑐𝑜 🔋🌋🐟 Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. Somewhat nervous about taking on tasks that involve physical risk and danger, but prepared to participate provided others do too. 🥒 + 💛 = 💗 | 2019-05-28 14:42:18 |
| 76561198179635013 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📀"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night." ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌏There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💛 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-05-28 13:50:42 |
| 76561198179668874 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 👾 * 🐛 * 🐠 * ⚡ * 🎄 * 🍆 * 🌋 * 🥞 * 🕺 * 🌳 * 📕 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🔋 * 🌽ㅤ* We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dyingㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.👑 * 💗 * 👽 * 🍆 * 📗 * 👹 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 🐳 * 🎄 * 🎈 * 👃 * 🚘 * 🌸 * 📒 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-05-28 10:39:01 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ║♥ #008 Waiting for Spring ║✩ "Brighter days ahead..." | 2019-05-28 07:52:44 |
| 76561198211661172 | "I 🎄 love 💎 every 💃 living 🥞 creature." 🌂 -Leela 💙 "Even 🥒 me?" 📀 -Fry 💛 "As 🎍 a 💗 friend." 🍧 -Leela | 2019-05-28 06:29:47 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🎈 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 🍇 🚙 📒 👽 👔 🏓 🌸 🐝 🕺 📗 🌏 💗 ⛳ 💛 🌽 🔋Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled by the Consumer's Union in 1969judged Coors and Miller's High Life to be among the very best. Those whodoubt that beer is a serious subject might ponder its effect on Americanhistory. For example, New England's first colonists decided to drop anchorat Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on to Virginia because, as one ofthem put it, "We could not now take time for further consideration, ourvictuals being spent and especially our beer." -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most Unusual A beer delayed is a beer denied. 📘 🚗 📕 🍧 👃 💚 🏀 👾 😺 🐊 🚘 💃 🥒 👳 🎫 ⚡ | 2019-05-28 00:04:50 |
| 76561198179518505 | 💃📒🎽🔋🍇👽🚕🌸🐛👑🏓🚘🍖🥞🌏⛳👃📘🌂🎄🥒😺💗💙👳🎽🎈🚙⚡🌋 "We will be better and braver if we engage and inquire than if we indulge inthe idle fancythat we already know -- or that it is of no use seeking toknow what we do not know."-- Plato 💚🍧🌳👹🐟💛🌽🐠🔋👔🚗🎁🥗👾🌋👽👑🎫🚕📗📕🐳📀⛳💗🕺🐊👃💎🏀 | 2019-05-27 21:40:41 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🍧🥒 🎈📒📕 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN. 🐳🚗💛💚 🌏👑 | 2019-05-27 20:52:38 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💎👹📗 What’s your most urgent priority for the rest of the year? 🚕🏀💙 | 2019-05-27 20:38:39 |
| 76561198211598984 | ⛳ ✴ 🎫 The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.💗 ✴ 📀 -- David Lardner 🚘🐛🍖 | 2019-05-27 20:05:47 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥒🎽🚗⚡👔 - ♣ ✴ ٿ ☼ ✫ ♠ ♪ ❄ ✪ ♂ ☀ ♀ ¤ ♧ ✿ ☻ ♀ ✩ ☺ ✭⛳👳🏀📒🎈 - What are your hobbies 👽🍧💃🍇🎁 - ㅤㅤ or special interests? 🥗🏓🐛💛💙 - ✭ ☺ ✩ ♀ ☻ ✿ ♧ ¤ ♀ ☀ ♂ ✪ ❄ ♪ ♠ ✫ ☼ ٿ ✴ ♣ | 2019-05-27 18:53:35 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📒🎽⛳💄🐛🥞🍇👹💗💎🎁🔋💃👔🐝Wash: "I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey." Mal: "Listen..." (beat) "She swore to obey?" Wash: "Well, no, not... But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeysyou! There's obeying going on right under my nose!"🚙🐟💚😺🌂🚕🐊📘🌸🎄🍧🏀🌽🐳🎈 | 2019-05-27 18:01:45 |
| byteframe's cat | 💗👳👽🎽🐳 - ❖ ✪ ✰ ❂ ● ✤ ♣ ☀ ✏ ☆ ✥ ✴ ٿ ☼ ♧ ✱ ❉ ☂ ♪ ♪🥒🌽👹🎫📕 - What has been your 🔋⚡🥞🍖🌳 - ㅤㅤ favorite family vacation? 📘🚕🌏🐊💃 - ♪ ♪ ☂ ❉ ✱ ♧ ☼ ٿ ✴ ✥ ☆ ✏ ☀ ♣ ✤ ● ❂ ✰ ✪ ❖ | 2019-05-27 17:21:39 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐠🐊😺 What was the last movie you have seen? 👔🐟🏀 | 2019-05-27 15:28:35 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💙🥞 🐊🎽🌋🚕 boss, 🌸💚👽🍆🍖🎁 have fun| 💎🎄 LOOK AT THIS- ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ []_ ([]) []_ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) party down* ✪↕♣☼● 👃🏀 | 2019-05-27 14:56:33 |
| 76561198179608271 | What was your proudest moment | | 📕💎👑🌳🎍📀🚘💃from the past twelve months? | | 🎄🏓🎫⚡⛳🍖🥞🍆 | 2019-05-27 10:57:20 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐝 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🐟 🌸 👾 🌽 🐊 👹 🚗 👽 🌏 ⚡ 📕 🎄 🚕 🚘 🎈 🥗Coach: How's it going, Norm?Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'. -- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there. -- Cheers, Coach Returns to ActionCoach: What's the story, Norm?Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it. -- Cheers, Endless SlumperSMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. Statements must be filed 30 days in advance. 🎫 👳 📘 🎍 🐝 🍖 🌽 💄 🕺 ⛳ 🌸 🥒 😺 🍧 🚙 🎁 | 2019-05-27 06:24:08 |
| 76561198179809165 | Brian: 🕺 Excuse 🎄 me, 🥞 would 💗 you 🎁 like 👹 to ⛳ taste 🍇 my 👃 smoked 🚘 meat 👽 log? | 2019-05-27 06:17:07 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🕺🥗💗 Performance review for -rep 🐝🌸🎁 They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. -rep enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. Of average build. -rep is ready to contribute to heavy or physical jobs, but needs help from people better equipped. 🎫 + ⛳ = 🚘 | 2019-05-27 04:27:56 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer toany question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3Superior ability breeds superior ambition. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9--------------------------------------------------------------📕🌏💛📗🥗👾🌸😺🏀⛳🐟⚡🥞👔🔋🐠🎽🎁🥒🎈📒🚙📘🍖👹🚘💛🐛📀🌋👽💎👃🎄🐳💗🌽💃🐊💙🎫🚗🚕👽🎍 | 2019-05-27 01:35:05 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👑I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commitsome act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺May your SO always know when you need a hug. ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👹 | 2019-05-27 00:32:56 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌂 Dear -rep... 🍧 → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London 🥞 ♠ 🔋 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 💃 ♠ 🥒 ♠ 👹 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🌏 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🍖 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 👳 ♠ 🐟 ♠ 👾 Yours truly, Timothy Adelgren (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033036 😺 | 2019-05-26 21:54:54 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🥞 🚙 🍧 💗 🎈 💚 💛 🍇 🐛 🕺👹 [] 🌽 🏓 🍆 🎄 🚕 🐟 📗 🌸 👑 👑 🌳I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinI'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- Calvin"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless." -Calvin📘 💄 🏀 🌏 👽 🎁 💃 🍧 👳 🎍 | 2019-05-26 21:27:55 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | Performance review for -rep -rep accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, -rep can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. -rep still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. + = | 2019-05-26 19:58:49 |
| 76561198179509657 | Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you? >> 👔🔋🌋😺🚘 << | 2019-05-26 18:57:33 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🐊👃💎📕🚕 - ✦ ☎ ❄ ღ ♀ ❖ ♠ ✿ ❉ ٿ ☀ ❁ ♥ ❁ ❃ ♫ ♪ ♀ ☼ ✿🏓📗🐳💄👑 - What do you like to 💙💚🐠🍧🐛 - ㅤㅤ do on a rainy day? 📀👳🥒🍖👔 - ✿ ☼ ♀ ♪ ♫ ❃ ❁ ♥ ❁ ☀ ٿ ❉ ✿ ♠ ❖ ♀ ღ ❄ ☎ ✦ | 2019-05-26 18:56:31 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐠🍇💛🔋🚕 - ♂ ✦ ✖ ✭ ❃ ☼ ♂ ❂ ↕ ✿ ♫ ✯ ❦ ✳ ✱ ☢ ❋ ✿ ♀ ♪🎫🚙🎈📕⚡ - Tell me the 3 best 📗💎👾💄🥒 - ㅤㅤ things about you. 📀👽💃📘🎁 - ♪ ♀ ✿ ❋ ☢ ✱ ✳ ❦ ✯ ♫ ✿ ↕ ❂ ♂ ☼ ❃ ✭ ✖ ✦ ♂ | 2019-05-26 16:56:31 |
| 76561198179677447 | When’s the last time you felt seriously disappointed? >> 🚕🎍🐳🏓📗 << | 2019-05-26 13:31:27 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🍧 Dear -rep... 🎍 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 👑 ♂ 📕 ♂ 📒 ♂ 📗 ♂ 💎 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🎈 Yours truly, Jacob Kowald (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066103 🐛 | 2019-05-26 12:41:24 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🥞🚗💎 Do you prefer group dinners or one-on-ones with friends? 🌳😺🐳 | 2019-05-26 12:30:19 |
| 76561198179804107 | ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎄The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,and sixth years. ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⛳ | 2019-05-26 12:06:27 |
| 76561198179639682 | 📀👹🔋|🌏🐊🐝| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📕🕺👳|Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?A: One per person. huh | 2019-05-26 11:13:18 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌳How much does she love you? Less than you'll ever know. ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporaryrelief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💃 | 2019-05-26 08:49:05 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🚗👽💙📒🥗🎽📕💛👳🎍🌂💎👃🥒👔Wash: "And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of thehighlight of this little adventure." Zoe: "Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Wash: "You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes."💃🚘🥞🌸📗🎈🌽🐳🚙🏓👑🐊💙🏀🌳 | 2019-05-26 07:54:02 |
| 76561198179517018 | --------------------------------------------------------------Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknownThe best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty--------------------------------------------------------------🚗📒🐟🥒💄🐳⛳🎁💙🥗🚕🌂👽💛🎈🎽🎄👃🍧🌸📀🐊🏓🍆🚙🕺💃🌽🚕🍆💚👹👑🐠🌳🐳🌏🌂🎁🥗💗⛳👔👳😺 | 2019-05-26 07:02:04 |
| 76561198179841167 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👾 * 🏀 * 🐝 * 🎍 * 👹 * 🎽 * 😺 * 💚 * 🏓 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 👽 * 🎍 * 💛 * 🍖 * 🌏ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.ㅤ* Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.ㅤ* Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.⛳ * 🐟 * 🐝 * 💃 * 📒 * 📘 * 🚙 * 💗 * 👳 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 🕺 * 💎 * 🐊 * 📀 * 💄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-05-26 03:21:55 |
| 76561198211794508 | "Fry, 📕 you're 🐳 wasting 👃 your 🥒 life 🌸 sitting 🥗 in 📀 front 🚘 of 👃 that ⛳ TV. 🚗 You 🎽 need 🍇 to 🍖 get 📀 out 🎄 and 👳 see 🐛 the 👔 real 💗 world." 🐊 -Leela 👾 "But 💃 this 🐝 is 🐟 HDTV. 🏀 It's 😺 got 🔋 better 💛 resolution 👹 than 🎍 the 🎫 real 🏓 world." 🌏 -Fry 📗 "Everyone's 🌽 too 🐛 polite 📒 to 🐠 say 🍆 anything, 🌂 but ⚡ you're 🍧 covered 🎄 with 🥞 bed 🎍 sores." 💗 🕺 -Leela 💃 "Not 👽 covered." 📘 -Fry | 2019-05-26 03:03:55 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🐛👔📒💄📀🍧🥒🚗🍇👳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐊🏓💚💙⚡📕⛳🕺🎁💃 » hark the breaking taught! ❀ » ouch! ouch! running sweeping trick. ♣ » Germany falls soon ❦ 🎽🥗🌋👃⛳🚕👹💎🎫🚗 » Oh the playing made! ♥ » darn! Oh! playing sweeping dog. ♫ » Alice plays aptly ♪ 👑🐊🎈👔🥞🎄😺💚🐟📕 » While following the ❁ » princes, Germany challenged ٿ » without feeling juice ♧ 🥞🥒🍖👾👽🌏💛💄⚡🚘 | 2019-05-26 00:53:55 |
| 76561198179702987 | Do you secretly miss | | 🍇💄🔋📒🥒🚘🌸🌽Polaroid cameras? | | 🌳🍧💛💗👑👽👾📕 | 2019-05-26 00:19:54 |
| 76561198211895108 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👑Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes. ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍇"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." ♥ 😺 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👔 | 2019-05-25 19:44:59 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🌂💙📗👳😺🌸🌳🐳🕺🏀🎁🎍👽📕🌏Mal: "Ok, clearly some aptitude for this, but it ain't all buttons andcharts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, Isuppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say. " River: "I do. But I like to hear you say it." Mal: "Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boatinto the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as theturning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down,tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." River: "Storm's getting worse." Mal: "We'll pass through it soon enough."🐝🎁📗💃💎🎫🐛📒🏓🍖🥗👾📀🚗💛 | 2019-05-25 19:18:52 |
| 76561198179633358 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍇 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🐊 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 💎 * 👳 * 👹 * 🥒 * 💙 * 🌽 * 🥗 * 💗ㅤ* War does not determine who is right only who is left.ㅤ* No one is listening until you fart.ㅤ* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.🎈 * 🎍 * 👑 * 🕺 * 🏓 * 📗 * 📀 * 🐳 * 🐛 * 😺 * 🍆 * 🌋 * 💄 * 🍧 * 🥞 * 🥒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-05-25 17:00:51 |
| 76561198179860286 | Who would play you in a movie of your life? >> 🌂🐝🎽🎍🌽 << | 2019-05-25 16:08:46 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📒 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🚗 ✶ 👔 ✶ 🌋 ✶ 💎 ✶ 👑 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 🍧 ✶ 💚 ✶ 😺 ✶ 🏓 Mulder: how big can this thing get?Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt like old times. "The X-Files: The Host"MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"💙 ✶ 🌳 ✶ 💗 ✶ 📗 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🎽 ✶ 📕 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 📘 ✶ 👃 ✶ 🎁 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 👾 | 2019-05-25 14:45:37 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🕺👃👹💚📕💛🐳📗🎫😺🥒💄💙🐊🚕Mr. Universe: "They can't stop the signal, Mal. They can never stop the signal."🍖🍧🎄🌸🥞⚡🚘🏀🌳🍆📀🏓🔋👾🐛 | 2019-05-25 14:06:40 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🎽🎈🥒|👃⛳🍖| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 😺🚘🐛|A: To be or not to be.Q: What is the square root of 4b^2? huh | 2019-05-25 13:57:35 |
| 76561198179500879 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 👔 * 🚙 * 👑 * 🔋 * 📘 * 😺 * 🎈 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🎽 * 🔋 * 💄 * 🌽 * 👽 * 🍇ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."ㅤ* A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.🌂 * 💙 * 🌳 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🍆 * ⚡ * 💃 * 🐟 * 💗 * 🐛 * 📀 * 🎄 * 👹 * 👾 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-05-25 12:24:33 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💃Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎈A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair. ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-05-25 10:03:17 |
| 76561198179668874 | [a 👳 police 🐠 officer 🐟 pulls 🐛 Peter 🥞 over 🚙 in 📘 his 🏓 car] 🥒 Police 🍇 Officer: 😺 License 💄 and 🍖 reg... 🎫 hey, 💛 aren't 🚙 you 🍧 the 🌋 guy 🥗 who 🎁 found 📀 out 🌳 he's 👹 part 🐳 black? ⚡ Peter: 🌂 Yes 🚘 I 🐊 am. 💎 Police 💗 Officer: 👃 [into 💚 walkie-talkie] 🏓 Report 🎄 of 📒 a 👾 possible 📘 stolen 🍖 vehicle. 🎍 Peter: 🌽 But 🔋 this 👳 is 📕 my 💎 car. 🎽 Police 🐛 Officer: 🥞 Suspect 🌸 becoming 📗 beligerent. 🚗 Peter: 🍧 Wha... 💛 Police 🏀 Officer: 🍇 Officer 👽 down. 🐝 [Officer 🚕 falls 👾 to 🎈 ground, ⛳ police 📗 cars 🕺 surround 😺 Peter] | 2019-05-25 09:20:15 |
| 76561198179809977 | Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.🤑 And there were all the stars, looking remarkably like powered diamonds spilled on black velvet, the stars that lured and ultimately called the boldest towards them...(Colour of Magic) 😬FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.🤥 On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. 😯 QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE? Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great... 😚 Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. 😲Showing up is 80% of life. -- Woody Allen🙁 | 2019-05-25 05:19:17 |
| 76561198179803382 | Peter: 👔 What's 📒 Lois 🌳 doing 🍖 with 🐊 Ross 🥞 Fishman? 💎 Glen 🏓 Quagmire: 👃 Is 🐠 it 🔋 possible 📘 she's 👳 a 💙 ♥♥♥♥♥? 🐊 You 💄 know, 🍆 like 🚙 on 🚕 weekends 🚗 to 🌸 pay 🐟 for 💚 her ⚡ mom's 🕺 dialysis... 🎄 as 👑 in 🌋 my 😺 fantasy. 🍧 [pause] 👹 Glen 🥗 Quagmire: 🎍 You 🌂 know 🎁 what, 📘 let's 🌽 start 🏀 over. 🍇 Hi, 📗 I'm 💛 Quagmire. | 2019-05-25 04:56:14 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🔋 -- 👑 -- 🏓 -- 🎽 -- 🥗 -- 🌏 -- 🐠 -- 👳 -- 🐛 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 -- 🐝 -- 👹 -- 📗 -- 👔 I B MU B MWe all B MFor I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.To A Quick Young FoxWhy jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp,Daft buxom jonquil, zephyr's gawky vice?Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp--Zow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice. -- Lazy DogThe grave's a fine and private place,but none, I think, do there embrace. -- Andrew Marvell 🥞 -- 📘 -- 🚙 -- 🎁 -- 🎈 -- 💃 -- 🎫 -- 👃 -- 💚 -- 👑 -- 💄 -- 👽 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ | 2019-05-25 03:14:07 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌂 * 👃 * 👾 * 👽 * 🌏 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🚘 * 🥞 * 📗 * ⚡ * 🍆 * 🌋 * 🥗ㅤ* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speedㅤ* Constipated people don't give a crap.ㅤ* Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.💃 * 🍇 * 🚙 * 🚕 * 🏓 * 👳 * 🐊 * 💙 * 💄 * 💎 * 💚 * 😺 * 👔 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 🎈ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-05-25 02:10:09 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📗 Dear -rep... 👑 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 🍇 ♣ 📕 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 💎 ♣ 💃 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🍧 ♣ 💗 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 💚 ♣ 🥒 ♣ 💙 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 👾 Yours truly, Roxie Klump (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095228 🏓 | 2019-05-24 22:45:13 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🍖 ♫ 👾 ♫ 💛 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🌸 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 💃 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🐝 Do you think they’ll make another Batman movie? 🔋 ♫ 👹 ♫ 🎫 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🐟 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🏀 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 🐳 | 2019-05-24 22:42:09 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📗🎫⚡|🐠📕🥒| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎁🍆🐛|Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?A: When his lips move. wat | 2019-05-24 22:23:10 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📒Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📒 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥗 | 2019-05-24 12:38:09 |
| 76561198179573195 | If you had an extra $100 to spend on yourself every week, what would you do? >> 🚙🐟👹🥞🐛 << | 2019-05-24 12:34:05 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👾 💚 🎈 📀 💄 👃 🥗 📘 🌏 🎄👳 [] 🍖 🐝 📗 🚗 🕺 😺 🐳 📕 🚙 🌸 ⛳Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenlywe wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to changeanything. -- CalvinYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -- CalvinThank you. before I begin, I'd like everyone to notice that my report is ina professional, clear plastic binder...When a report looks this good, you knowit'll get an A. That's a tip kids. Write it down. -- Calvin💛 🐟 🎫 👽 🏀 🚕 🐊 🚘 👹 📒 | 2019-05-24 12:25:06 |
| 76561198179768678 | Wash: "We gotta go to a crappy town where I'm a hero!"😷 OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPEDR.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!! 😍 Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable. -- M.J. 0'Donnell 😫It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment, just to see if it's real,Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you? -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"😲 The thing between Death's triumphant digits was a fly from the dawn oftime. It was the fly in the primordial soup. It had bred on mammothturds. It wasn't a fly that bangs on window panes, it was a fly thatdrills through walls. -- Death goes fishing (Terry Pratchett, Mort) 😬 | 2019-05-24 12:09:19 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🍧💗🔋|💛🎍🍖| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎽👑🚘|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. huh | 2019-05-24 09:52:36 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐳 ☆ 🥞 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🌳 ☆ 😺 ☆ 🕺 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 👹 ☆ ⛳ ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 👃 Mulder: Get this Scully, the lab analysis from the first bit of fibre we found just came back... it's lace.Scully: Chantilly lace?Mulder: You know what I like! "The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"Mulder: Yeah, but why stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone??! "The X-Files: Unruhe"🐠 ☆ 🚙 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 💛 ☆ 📕 ☆ 💚 ☆ 💎 ☆ 🌋 ☆ 📒 ☆ 👽 ☆ 🌽 ☆ 📘 ☆ 💗 ☆ 🥒 | 2019-05-24 09:51:48 |
| 76561198211599340 | Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst on a great team? >> 🚘💛🥒🐠🥗 << | 2019-05-24 04:56:26 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📒 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 👹 Are you a risk taker or someone who’s more risk averse? 🎽 ♀ 🎈 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🥗 | 2019-05-24 04:40:28 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🎁🎈📘🌳🏓🌏🥗⚡🥞💗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐊💎📀🌋🎫🎍😺💙🎄🌸 » Florida attached ☁ » until the water considered ✰ » and the barbers made ∞ 🚘👽👑🎈🐠👃⛳👾🐟👳 » red blossoms explained. ♫ » bright elbows approved brightly ¤ » dark fingers approved ✯ 🌂⛳👔🐝💃🌳👹🐳💛📗 » feeling your target ❦ » I considered your barbers ♀ » into your sugar ♂ 🕺🚗🚕🐛🥗🌽🍧📕🥒💄 | 2019-05-24 04:12:26 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💙⛳🚕 Performance review for -rep 📕🍇💗 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, -rep always completes tasks to a high standard. Care and accuracy is obvious even when put under pressure of time. Prepared to work all the extra hours it takes to meet the deadline. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, -rep can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. 🎄 + 💛 = 🎽 | 2019-05-24 02:04:35 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐠🌏👽|🥞🎄🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💃👾🎍|Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter. wat | 2019-05-24 01:21:25 |
| 76561198211879112 | ⛳👾💄🥞🏓 - ♀ ☣ ✫ ❦ ♥ ✈ ✔ ✿ ¤ ☁ ✶ ❉ ✰ ☁ ✦ ♀ ♠ ☺ ✥ ♂💙🥒🎁🚕📘 - What is your favorite 🌂📗🕺🐠🌽 - ㅤㅤ family tradition? 🚙📕💚🚘👑 - ♂ ✥ ☺ ♠ ♀ ✦ ☁ ✰ ❉ ✶ ☁ ¤ ✿ ✔ ✈ ♥ ❦ ✫ ☣ ♀ | 2019-05-23 21:41:11 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍧 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 📗 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 📕 ✰ 🥒 ✰ ⚡ ✰ 🎫 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🐟 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 💚 ✰ 💄 Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"Mulder: (on human psychopaths) The idea of such a human monster is as frightening as any X-File. "The X-Files: Irresistible"👃 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🐳 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 📀 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 🚘 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🎄 ✰ ⚡ ✰ 🌏 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🐊 | 2019-05-23 21:15:10 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🥞🎄👹💙👑🍖🎍💎🌳🍧📀📕💛🚙🐟Simon: "He was amazing! (to Jayne) "We wouldn't be standing here if itweren't for you."Jayne: "Well, uh...you're part of my crew."Mal: (sarcastic) "I think I might cry."🎈😺🌳🌸📘💚👾🏀📒🎽⛳💗📀🎄🌋 | 2019-05-23 19:14:14 |
| 76561198211882476 | | 👑💗🕺🔋📒🐊💄🍆🚘🎍🌂⚡🌏💛🍖👽💃📘:mpgb_resabel Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. | 🌳📀⛳🎫🏀👳👃💗🌏🥒🌽📘🎄🍖🍧👹🥗🐝:erun | 2019-05-23 18:03:15 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🐝 -- 📕 -- ⛳ -- 📘 -- 🌸 -- 👔 -- 🚕 -- 🐊 -- 🥞 -- 💎 -- 🌂 -- 🌳 -- 🚘 -- 🍖 -- 📗 While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. -- Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven" [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to hardware interrupts.] And now I see with eye sereneThe very pulse of the machine. -- William Wordsworth, "She Was a Phantom of Delight" [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to s 👃 -- 🎈 -- 🎫 -- 💛 -- ⛳ -- 🐊 -- 🚗 -- 👳 -- 🍧 -- 🌋 -- 🌳 -- 📒 -- 💎 -- 🐛 -- 🏀 | 2019-05-23 16:15:11 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📘 💚 🌸 👑 ⛳ 📀 💗 👾 🌋 🌳📒 [] 🎫 📕 🐊 🚕 🍆 🚙 💙 💛 💃 🐟 🐛I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark! -- Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -CalvinThe dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet🚗 😺 🏀 🍇 👃 🎄 🌽 🎽 👽 🍖 | 2019-05-23 14:33:06 |
| 76561198211715440 | 👹⛳ 🌏🥞🍆 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ↕ I ASSUME YOU WILL FANCY YOUR GAME- ❖ great game| 🌋📗📀🌸 🐳👳 | 2019-05-23 14:26:09 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🌳 -- 🚗 -- 👾 -- ⚡ -- 💄 -- 🕺 -- 🥒 -- 🥞 -- 👳 -- 🍧 -- 🌋 -- 🐊 -- 👹 -- 🌏 -- ⛳ Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea![chorus] Yeay! Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side, Stay on the Happy side of life! Bum bum bum bum bum bum You will feel no pain, as we drive you insane, So Stay on the Happy Side of life!Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna! (anna who?) An another ether bunny... [chorus]Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla! (stilla who?) Still another ether bunny... [cho[/spoiler]👃 -- 💚 -- 🏀 -- 📒 -- 👔 -- 👑 -- 💃 -- 📘 -- 📗 -- 🐛 -- 🍆 -- 🐠 -- 😺 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 | 2019-05-23 12:40:48 |
| 76561198179797383 | Chris: 📕 I 👃 wanna 🎫 get 🥗 Barbara 📒 a 🔋 really 🕺 nice 🏓 gift, 🚕 What 💙 kind 👽 of 👹 gifts 🍇 have 😺 boys 📗 gotten 🌂 for 🎽 you 🐠 Meg? 🐛 Meg: 💛 Oh... 📘 well, 🎄 my 🐝 boyfriend 🚗 Prince 🌸 William 🍧 got 🥒 me 👳 this 🎁 beautiful 💚 watch 📕 and 🐟 this 🍆 diamond 🥞 tiara 🔋 and 💗 this 🎄 wonderful 🌋 scepter... 📀 [Meg 🎫 laughs 👽 manically 💄 then 🐟 breaks 📒 down 📗 sobbing] 👔 Stewie: 🍖 She 🎁 needs 🏀 to 💛 get 🎽 laid ⛳ big 🎈 time! | 2019-05-23 05:40:25 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎈🎄👳🚘⚡🌋👽💙🐟🐠 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀🥗🏀🐳🚕🔋🍆🚙💄🐝 » throughout the water, ✰ » Panda admired finally. ♀ » Sweden stops weaving. ☁ 💃👾💛⛳🌏👽💗🥞😺👾 » into the gravel, ✖ » Germany and England make. ☺ » Japan starts basking. ♣ 🐠💚🍇🐛🐝📕🥒🍆🌂👳 » darn the running made! ❁ » darn! fie! running breaking trick. ● » Mexico cheats soon ☣ 👑🔋🎫🏀🌋🍧🌽🌳🚘🎁 | 2019-05-23 05:24:27 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👑 Dear -rep... 📕 → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. 🎫 ☣ 🥒 ☣ 👳 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🌋 ☣ 🥞 ☣ 📘 ☣ 🎈 ☣ 🚙 ☣ 🎽 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 💃 ☣ ⛳ ☣ 🐠 Yours truly, Edwardo Anter (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099206 🐳 | 2019-05-22 23:12:23 |
| 76561198211741980 | prototype, n.: First stage in the life cycle of a computer product, followed by pre-alpha, alpha, beta, release version, corrected release version, upgrade, corrected upgrade, etc. Unlike its successors, the prototype is not expected to work.😪 I get up each morning, gather my wits.Pick up the paper, read the obits.If I'm not there I know I'm not dead.So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,And think of the places my get-up has been. -- Pete Seeger 😵 Quack! Quack!! Quack!! 😴 Coding is easy; All you do is sit staring at a terminal until the dropsof blood form on your forehead. 😯Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard🤤Q: What's a light-year?A: One-third less calories than a regular year.🤗 | 2019-05-22 22:39:24 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🏀👽👔🎁🥗 |If you had an extra $100 to spend on| 😺🍆👹💛🐟💄🥒💃📗🚕👔🎍📕 |yourself every week, what would you do?| 🌏📒📗⚡📘💗🌸🥞 | 2019-05-22 22:16:22 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🍧 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 🐝 ❂ 🐠 ❂ 👑 ❂ 🌂 ❂ 🐛 ❂ 🐟 ❂ 👳 ❂ 🐳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌳 ❂ 💃 ❂ 😺 ❂ 🏀 ❂ 💙 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 👃 ❂ 💚 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 🎽 /earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can. 🐝 ❂ ⛳ ❂ 💗 ❂ 🚘 ❂ 💄 ❂ 🐳 ❂ 🔋 ❂ 📀 ❂ 👔 ❂ 📕 | 2019-05-22 21:36:24 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🏓 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐝 🎄 🚘 🎫 🐊 🐠 🎁 📘 🐛 👃 🍖 🌂 📗 🌏 🌽 ⛳ 💎The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokesthe worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken Because the wine remembers. 🏀 😺 💄 🥗 🍆 ⚡ 📗 🚕 🎽 💃 📒 🌸 💚 💙 💛 🎈 | 2019-05-22 16:40:21 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌋 ∞ 🎄 No Civil War picture ever made a nickel.🐟 ∞ 👃 -- MGM executive Irving Thalberg to Louis B. Mayer about💚 ∞ 🎽 film rights to "Gone With the Wind".📕 ∞ 🌽 Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak" 💙🐛⚡ | 2019-05-22 12:45:22 |
| 76561198211794508 | Has a teacher ever changed your life? How so? >> 🎁🥒👔💃💚 << | 2019-05-22 11:58:14 |
| byteframe's cat | 📗 -- 📒 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 -- 🥞 -- 💙 -- 🌂 -- 🌳 -- 🐛 -- 👔 -- 📕 -- 💛 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- 🐠 When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast pointsAnd Oxygen still had noneThen Oxygen scored a single goalAnd thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1Called because of rain.Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ? -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes theremay be in Science. As fast as p 🌽 -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 🍧 -- 🏓 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 -- 🕺 -- 👹 -- 🚗 -- 📀 -- 💚 -- 💎 -- 🔋 -- 🍖 | 2019-05-22 10:24:05 |
| 76561198179809165 | | 🚙💛🐟💗🚘🚕🐛👹🎁🎽🎍📕⛳🍖👾⚡📘🚗:ailis There was a new library in the Civic Centre. It was so new it didn't evenhave librarians. It had Assistant Information Officers.(Johnny and the Dead) | 👃🥗🔋👳🍖🍇🥞🍧💗🌳🎫👑🎄🎈🐛🍆📀💄:shimadastar | 2019-05-22 09:16:02 |
| 76561198179841167 | 📕🌽🥗 Performance review for -rep 🕺🎍🎈 Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. -rep completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 📀 + 🍇 = 🍖 | 2019-05-22 06:51:57 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚙 ✩ 📒 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 📕 ✩ 💄 ✩ 🐳 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 💚 ✩ 🕺 ✩ 🌽 If you could you try any kind of activity, what activity would you try? 📘 ✩ 🏀 ✩ 💛 ✩ ⛳ ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🌏 ✩ 👹 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🎈 ✩ 📗 ✩ 😺 ✩ 🎫 | 2019-05-22 01:44:50 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolishenough to play around with that. -- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknownI've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0--------------------------------------------------------------🎁📕👔🐊⚡👾🌂🌳😺💗📗🐳🥞🚙👹🐟🎈👃🥗🍧⛳📘🐠💛🕺🔋🚕🌋🌏🏀🎍🌽👳🎄🌸💎👑🐠🎫🥒🌂📀🚙💙🍇 | 2019-05-21 23:46:49 |
| 76561198179730218 | If your job isn’t your passion, what is? >> 🍆📕🌽🚙🥞 << | 2019-05-21 23:28:56 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🌋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👃 🎫 📗 😺 🏀 💙 🎍 🔋 📘 🎈 🐝 🌏 ⚡ 🎍 🌂 🍇 🐛Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink. -- W.C. Fields In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Leninin a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country torevolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it frombehind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodkashops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops.It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out theruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go. 👑 📕 🎄 🎽 🎁 🍖 🌳 📒 🐳 🌋 📗 🚕 🕺 🚗 👽 🐟 | 2019-05-21 22:55:57 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ♣ Should ☼ I ● start ❄ with ٿ the ✳ time ✱ I ☼ SWITCHED ♀ personalities ✯ with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST? | 2019-05-21 22:30:54 |
| 76561198179639682 | | 🌂🚕🚙👔🎈🐝💚💙👑🐊🍧👹🥒💛👾🍖🌋💎:TongueGues Dream on. British TV Is The Best In The World is on a par with thestatement about how British Justice Is The Envy Of The World ("Hey, Miguel,how come *we* can't convict innocent people so quickly and expensively?")(alt.fan.pratchett) | 🎄📒🌏🥗💄🥞📗🐝💎🏀👳💚🍇📕🔋🐟🚗🌽:Enola | 2019-05-21 22:21:51 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🍆 ❄ 👑 Alex Haley was adopted! 💃🐊🚙 | 2019-05-21 21:53:51 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📕 ❁ 📒 ❁ 🍆 ❁ 🐊 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 👃 ❁ 🏓 ❁ 🥒 ❁ 📗 ❁ 🌸ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌽 ❁ 🍧 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 💎 ❁ 🎁 ❁ 👹 ❁ 📕 ❁ 🚙 ❁ 📀 ❁ 👔 An algorithm must be seen to be believed. -- D.E. Knuth 🐛 ❁ 📘 ❁ ⚡ ❁ 🏀 ❁ 🌋 ❁ 👳 ❁ 🍇 ❁ 👽 ❁ 👾 ❁ 🌂 | 2019-05-21 21:19:51 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💛🏀💎|🔋🌂🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🎽⛳|A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy? wut | 2019-05-21 21:02:51 |
| 76561198179702987 | Oscar 🕺 Party 👹 🎄 No 😺 losers 🥗 admitted | 2019-05-21 20:42:55 |
| 76561198179682287 | A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. 🙂"We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree onwhen it's necessary to compromise." -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>😪 Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way toyour execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,and they'll call you crazy. -- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul" 🤧 Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with. 🤑HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 2proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.proof by exhaustion: An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.proof by omission: 'The reader may easily supply the details' 'The other 253 cases are analogous' '...'🙄 | 2019-05-21 20:00:59 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🌂 🎁 🔋 🐟 💃 👳 📗 👔 🌋 🥞🐛 [] 💎 💚 🌏 🐠 👃 🍆 🎍 🌸 😺 👑 📕Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- Calvin"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MYTRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."("She's on to me.")What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-colliebaby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin🥗 👾 🎄 🍇 💄 📒 💗 🐝 🚙 🎫 | 2019-05-21 19:48:53 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🏓👳🥗🎽🎄🎁💎💗🌳👹🐳🐝🍖🍧🥞Wash: "And then came the lying to me about it, which for me is sort of thehighlight of this little adventure." Zoe: "Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Wash: "You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes."📗🐠⚡💙🐊⛳👔😺🎈🚙👑🎫🏓🌏💄 | 2019-05-21 12:53:11 |
| 76561198179603631 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👾 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📀If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on a surtout peur de souffrirou de faire souffrir. [One is always a little afraid of love, but above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.] ♥ 💚 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌋 | 2019-05-21 09:56:09 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🍆 🚗 🎍 🥞 🎫 🐛 🏀 🐝 🌽 💎🌳 [] 🌋 🍇 🎄 💗 🎁 ⚡ 🌂 🚘 🌳 🍆 👃It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin🍖 👽 📒 🏓 🔋 🐳 ⛳ 💙 💛 🐠 | 2019-05-21 08:49:19 |
| 76561198211691280 | You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're tellingme just to be myself? -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven 😬Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seemmore afraid of life than death. -- James F. Byrnes😗 The garden is in mourning;The rain falls cool among the flowers.Summer shivers quietlyOn its way towards its end.Golden leaf after leafFalls from the tall acacia.Summer smiles, astonished, feeble,In this dying dream of a garden.For a long while, yet, in the roses,She will linger on, yearning for peace,And slowlyClose her weary eyes. -- Hermann Hesse, "September" 🤑- "We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience"- "But the point is... the point is... the point is we've not been experienced for a lot longer than you." -- Stop being so negative (Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad)😵 | 2019-05-21 07:03:57 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👃 Dear hidden, conversing with the poor... 💙 → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein ⛳ ↕ 📕 ↕ 🕺 ↕ 🎁 ↕ 🏓 ↕ 🔋 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 🌋 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🌳 ↕ 👹 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🐊 ↕ 🐝 Yours truly, Celina Oglesbee (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031235 🎍 | 2019-05-21 06:35:58 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🎄🥞🎈🌏👹 - ❀ ✏ ✖ ✿ ✤ ☆ ↕ ❂ ☼ ✩ ♀ ♠ ✰ ♫ ✴ ♀ ✔ ✿ ✲ ☁🎫📗📒🐳🥒 - Name 3 celebrities 💄🌽🚙⚡🚘 - ㅤㅤ you most admire. 🐠👳💃🎍🍆 - ☁ ✲ ✿ ✔ ♀ ✴ ♫ ✰ ♠ ♀ ✩ ☼ ❂ ↕ ☆ ✤ ✿ ✖ ✏ ❀ | 2019-05-21 03:13:54 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💗 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🍧 ❖ 👑 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 🌂 ❖ 👳 ❖ 👽 ❖ 🎄 ❖ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚗 ❖ 👾 ❖ ⛳ ❖ 💄 ❖ 💎 ❖ 😺 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 💙 ❖ 💃 As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weisert 🎍 ❖ 💛 ❖ 💄 ❖ 🚘 ❖ 🏀 ❖ 🐛 ❖ 📘 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 📕 ❖ ⛳ | 2019-05-21 02:56:49 |
| 76561198211754472 | | 💃🚕📘🐛👳🎫🐠📗🐳👽📒🌸⚡🥒🎈🎽💛🥗:delgaz Someone's behind this. Someone wants to see a war. [...] I've got to remember that. This isn't a war. This is a crime.(Jingo) | 🍖🐟🌽🎄💎📕🌂🚘👑🎍🍆🌳📕👃🥞💙🐛🐠:hug | 2019-05-21 00:49:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💚👹🌽🐟🚘 - ♪ ↕ ✪ ☎ ♂ ❖ ☆ ♣ ★ ✣ ♫ ♡ ✖ ☀ ❋ ✥ ♀ ♂ ✳ ღ🚗🐊🥞🎈📗 - What’s your family’s 🌏👳🏀🎫🎁 - ㅤㅤ weirdest tradition? 🎄⚡💄🍇🌳 - ღ ✳ ♂ ♀ ✥ ❋ ☀ ✖ ♡ ♫ ✣ ★ ♣ ☆ ❖ ♂ ☎ ✪ ↕ ♪ | 2019-05-20 23:49:46 |
| 76561198179863334 | Peter: 🌋 Could 💙 you 🔋 sign 👃 this 🌳 book 📒 please. 🍇 Tony 🏓 Robbins: 🌏 Tony 🐊 Robbins 📕 hungry! 🌽 [swallows 🍇 Peter 👑 whole] | 2019-05-20 23:35:45 |
| 76561198179782901 | | 🔋💙😺📕🥗🌂👳🚘💛🍆🌸📗📒🕺🐊💗🥞📘:an In all, I've had seventeen demands for your badge. Some want parts of yourbody attached. Why did you have to upset everybody? -- Lord Vetinari reproves Vimes. (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay) | 🏀🌳🍇🌂🥒⚡💚🎽👳👹🐛📕💎🚕🚗🥗🐝🐳:luc | 2019-05-20 22:25:49 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🍆💄 ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GLHF| ☼♧ 😺🚙 | 2019-05-20 21:33:47 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎁 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 📗 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🚕 What’s in your pocket (or purse, or man-purse) right now? 👃 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🍧 | 2019-05-20 19:17:49 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🎈🐛👑 What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? 👾⚡💙 | 2019-05-20 19:09:46 |
| 76561198211562428 | What is your favorite | | ⛳💄👔🐝💎🌂🚕🌳family tradition? | | 🏓👃👽🎽🍆📗📀🏀 | 2019-05-20 18:16:49 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🍇 Dear hidden, conversing with the poor... 👽 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 👑 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 💄 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 🥗 Yours truly, Arianna Wass (the cat)🎫 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167085097 👳 | 2019-05-20 16:00:00 |
| 76561198179419823 | Professor: 💙 Doomsday 💚 device? 🎁 Ah, 🎈 now 🚗 the 🍇 ball's 📗 in 🐝 Farnsworth's 🎍 🌸 court. 🍧 I 🚕 suppose 👃 I 🌋 could 👽 part 👔 with ⚡ one 🌂 and 🎍 still 💎 be 📒 feared. | 2019-05-20 15:17:40 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🕺 ✦ 🐛 I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!🌽 ✦ 🌸 -- Bart Simpson 🥒🏓👳 | 2019-05-20 10:37:25 |
| 76561198211819232 | Lois: 🐝 What ⛳ happens 🏀 if 🍆 Meg 📒 develops 💃 a 🐳 coke 💚 habit? 📘 Peter: 📗 [shouts] 💗 No 👳 Coke! 🌋 Pepsi! | 2019-05-20 09:22:27 |
| 76561198211557460 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚙 * 🌂 * 🚕 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🍆 * 🌽 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 💄 * 🍧 * 🐛 * 📕 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🔋ㅤ* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me... they were cramming for their finals.ㅤ* Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep aloneㅤ* A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, "I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin." "Oh man, that's really bad", said his friend, "What happened?" The first man sighed and said, "After the first two, I felt better."🕺 * 🏀 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 🐟 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 🐝 * 👑 * 🎄 * 💎 * 🌂 * 🏓 * 👳 * 🐊 * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-05-20 05:32:18 |
| 76561198179573195 | ☢ No🎈 ♂ man📘⛳ ✪ in🥞💚🌂 ❉ the📀🍇💛💃 ß world🚘🚙😺🔋💗 ✯ has🌏🕺💄🥗👃🍧 ♀ more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollock | 2019-05-20 02:33:15 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🎽 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 💙 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🥗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐟 ♫ 👹 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 💛 ♫ 📕 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🐳 One person's error is another person's data. 💚 ♫ 💄 ♫ 📒 ♫ 👾 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🚘 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 👃 ♫ 🍆 | 2019-05-20 00:58:15 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🎽 -- 🎄 -- 🥞 -- 💗 -- 👹 -- 🐝 -- 🚘 -- 💚 -- 🥗 -- 🚕 -- 🐳 -- 🚗 -- 🏀 -- 🎁 -- 🍇 Please stand for the National Anthem: Australians all, let us rejoice, For we are young and free. We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea. Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare. In history's page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair.Thank you. You may resume your seat.Don't wake me up too soon...Gonna take a ride across the mo 📗 -- 📀 -- 🍖 -- 💙 -- 🚙 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 🏀 -- ⛳ -- 🌏 -- 🥞 | 2019-05-20 00:38:17 |
| 76561198179797383 | "I 🐝 love 🔋 this 💗 planet. 🌏 I've 👾 got 🎄 wealth, 🌸 fame, 💛 and 💚 access 👔 to 🌽 the 🎈 depths 💃 of 📘 sleaze 🐊 that ⚡ those 🍧 things 🏀 bring." 👑 -Bender | 2019-05-19 23:26:14 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📀🐠 🐛🐟🏀🐊 marvelous- 🥞🎍🎈💙 WE EXPECT YOU WILL LIKE YOUR NEW GAME* 💛🚙💄🕺 !!!| ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ🐝 🚘📒 | 2019-05-19 23:11:15 |
| 76561198211661172 | What’s going to be carved on your (hypothetical) tombstone? >> 🥗🍖📘🐝🚕 << | 2019-05-19 22:59:14 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🌂 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 🌏 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 🎍 ♣ 🐳 ♣ 🚕 ♣ 🐠 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 🚗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐟 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 🕺 ♣ 🍖 ♣ 💚 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🍆 ♣ 🌸 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 🎁 Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine 🍧 ♣ 📕 ♣ 👳 ♣ ⛳ ♣ 🐝 ♣ 🏀 ♣ 👽 ♣ 💎 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 👃 | 2019-05-19 22:44:15 |
| 76561198211842796 | ⚡🍇🚙 Performance review for hidden, conversing with the poor 🚗🌋🥞 Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. When working with a set of data, hidden, conversing with the poor is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. 🐳 + 🔋 = 👑 | 2019-05-19 19:50:19 |
| 76561198179634913 | 💗 🎫 😺 💚 📒 🥗 💙 🌋 🍧 🐛🌽 [] 💄 🐠 🍆 🐝 👽 💃 💎 👳 🎍 📀 📗"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-CalvinHobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin👾 🍖 👔 🔋 👹 😺 🥞 📘 🐊 🏀 | 2019-05-19 17:44:12 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🎫🚕🌳 Performance review for hidden, conversing with the poor 🐠😺🔋 In the face of setbacks or adversity will wait to see how others respond before continuing. Will continue to pursue the objective as long as others lead the way. but will give up otherwise. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. 🍖 + 👾 = 🐊 | 2019-05-19 07:36:02 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💎🐝🚙🏀🌋 - ✿ ✫ ∞ ß ✱ ✶ ☼ ✴ ☣ ♀ ♫ ☀ ٿ ♂ ✔ ✤ ♪ ♂ ✳ ♥🔋👾😺📀💃 - On a scale of 1-10, how 🎽📗🌂👑🐊 - ㅤㅤ strict are/were your parents? 💙👽🚗💛🌏 - ♥ ✳ ♂ ♪ ✤ ✔ ♂ ٿ ☀ ♫ ♀ ☣ ✴ ☼ ✶ ✱ ß ∞ ✫ ✿ | 2019-05-19 07:20:02 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💄🐊💙 What is your favorite Disney movie? 👃🌸🌽 | 2019-05-19 07:19:02 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🐛🏀🌏😺🐳👃⛳🐠💎🥞🥒👹🎄📘👑Mal: "When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor. Simon: "You are talking to a doctor."💄🐊🌋🍧📒👔📗🍖🚕🎍🎁🎈🍇🥗💙 | 2019-05-19 06:26:01 |
| 76561198179361029 | Brannigan: 🍖 You'll 🔋 be 🚕 negotiating 🍧 with 💎 the ⚡ aliens' 🌳 mysterious 🌸 leaders, 🌽 the 🎈 🐊 Brain 📘 Balls. 📀 They've 👾 got 💗 a 🐛 lot 🏀 of 🥒 brains, 🐟 and 🥞 they've 🚗 got 👳 a 📘 lot 🎄 of 💎 chutzpah. | 2019-05-19 06:20:00 |
| 76561198211850636 | 😺 ☆ 📗 ☆ 🍧 ☆ 💗 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🥞 ☆ 🐠 ☆ 🍇 ☆ 🥗 ☆ 🍆ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎁 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🥒 ☆ 💛 ☆ 💃 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 📗 ☆ 📀 ☆ 👹 ☆ 👔 Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, andinterface circuit details. The two models, however, are not compatibleon the same communications line connection. -- Bell System Technical Reference 💚 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 👳 ☆ 🚘 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 🚙 ☆ 🌋 ☆ 👃 ☆ 🏓 ☆ 🚕 | 2019-05-19 03:14:56 |
| 76561198179762074 | It was a JOKE!! Get it?? I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!!YOW!! 😷Anathema didn't only believe in ley-lines, but in seals, whales, bicycles,rainforests, whole grain in loves, recycled paper, white South Africans outof South Africa, and Americans out of practically everywhere down to andincluding Long Island. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)🤠Five rules for eternal misery: (1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably. (2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality. (3) Then treat each new situation as though it's a crisis. (4) Live in the past and future only (become obsessed with how much better things might have been or how much worse things might become). (5) Occasionally stomp on yourself for being so stupid as to follow the first four rules.🤗 | 2019-05-19 02:47:55 |
| 76561198179809977 | Meg: 👑 I 🌏 cant 🎈 believe 🐊 my 👽 stupid 💙 parents 😺 are 🌋 going 📒 to 🎍 spend 📕 five 🍇 stupid 🌂 days ⚡ following 🍧 stupid 🌳 Kiss 🎽 on 👳 tour. 📗 That's 🚗 painful. 🥞 Peter: 🍖 Not 🕺 as 🥗 painful ⛳ as 💎 a 🏀 tire 🐝 iron 🏓 upside 📀 your 🍧 head. 🔋 Meg: 👹 What? 🍇 Peter: 🥒 Nothing. | 2019-05-18 21:52:53 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🐊 Dear hidden, conversing with the poor... 🚕 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. 🍇 ❁ 🐠 ❁ 🌂 ❁ 📀 ❁ 🎍 ❁ 💙 ❁ 👽 ❁ 🏓 ❁ 👑 ❁ 🐟 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 💃 ❁ 💎 ❁ 🥞 ❁ 📒 Yours truly, Blaine Villandry (the cat)🎽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096388 🎈 | 2019-05-18 19:43:53 |
| 76561198179509657 | ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏓A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutualstoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous. ♥ 🚙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌂Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-05-18 19:28:47 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🍇 🚗 🎁 🎄 💃 💙 🌳 🥞 🥒 🐠😺 [] 🎽 💗 👾 💚 🌽 🐟 🌸 💛 👽 🚕 👹Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...The dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer BulletMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin🚙 🕺 🌂 📗 👔 🐝 📗 🌋 💎 📒 | 2019-05-18 17:37:52 |
| 76561198179668874 | Come, you spiritsThat tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-fullOf direst cruelty! make thick my blood,Stop up the access and passage to remorseThat no compunctious visiting of natureShake my fell purpose, not keep peace betweenThe effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts,And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,Wherever in your sightless substancesYou wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night,And pall the in the dunnest smoke of hell,That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,To cry `Hold, hold!' -- Lady MacBeth 😗 I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. 🤑 War isn't a good life, but it's life. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8 🤣 "Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth." -Calvin 😪 | 2019-05-18 15:42:50 |
| 76561198179697385 | | 🎈🎍🥞🍆🚙📘📕😺🌋⚡🎽🥒💗👾⚡📗👃💃:griseld He felt as if he'd been shipwrecked on the Titanic but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania.(Mort) | 🎫🌳🌸👔👑👽👳👹🕺💚🍧🚗🥗💛🍇👹🎁🐊:chi | 2019-05-18 11:08:42 |
| 76561198179841167 | Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.😩 For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint. 🙄 Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. 😴Peter: You remember that time I was supposed to get that boat? Peter: [cut to previous scene] A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those! Lois: [cut back to present scene] Peter, that happened ten minutes ago.🤥 Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,but it doesn't get you anywhere. 🤗 "`My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'" - Ford's last-ditch attempt to get out of helping Slartibartfast. 😍 | 2019-05-18 10:03:40 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌏🐛🎁📕🌂🐝🚙🍆🚘💗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📒🐊🌽🏓🎄🎫⚡🎈🎍🍧 » capturing my wing, ✈ » Denmark challenged my fingers ❃ » under my water ∞ 🌳🎫📀💃💎😺📗🐠👑🏀 » breaking your target ☁ » I departed your blossoms ♧ » before your luggage ✦ ⛳👾🌸👳💚🐳👔🍖🚕🚙 » basking with river ✱ » You discovered the fingers ✿ » under the gravel ☁ ⚡🍆🐊👹🥒😺📘🌂🍇📕 | 2019-05-18 09:07:40 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🍖🌏👃|🔋👑👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💄🍧📘|Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?A: A corpse. wut | 2019-05-18 06:41:37 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🏀🍇👃🥗🌽 |Have you ever fantasized about| 🐟📕🎄💙🎈🚙🐝🌸👽👃🌏🔋🎽 |changing your first name? To what?| 📀🍖💗🍧🐊🥞🎍👹 | 2019-05-18 05:22:42 |
| 76561198179633358 | Paul: 🎁 It 🌸 seems 🎍 dark-matter 🐳 is 🥞 nature's 🥒 sex 📕 drug. 🌏 It's 💃 like 🐟 a 🌽 perverted 🌳 🍇 trail 🚕 mix ⛳ of 🐠 penguin 🐝 estrogen, 🐊 penguine 🚗 Viagra 🎽 and 🍧 Spanish 📒 penguin 💗 fly. | 2019-05-18 04:48:40 |
| 76561198211794508 | What do you value most: free | | 💗🎍🍧👃👾⚡⛳🐠time, recognition, or money? | | 🥒🐳📀🏀🚕🎈🌏👽 | 2019-05-18 03:57:39 |
| 76561198179702987 | Protestors: 👽 Free 📘 Tibet! 🥞 Free 🎈 Tibet! 👔 Peter: 🌂 I'll ⛳ take 👃 it! 🚕 [He 🎄 runs 💙 to 💃 a 📕 nearby 👃 phone 🎽 booth] 🥗 Peter: 👾 Hello, 🏀 China? 🐝 I 👽 have 💗 something 🐊 you 🎁 may 🕺 want. 🎄 But 💙 it's 🌸 gonna 📒 cost 👳 ya. 🐳 That's 🔋 right. 🐠 All 💛 the 🚘 tea. | 2019-05-18 02:52:38 |
| 76561198179730218 | Lois: 🎄 Peter, 👾 there's 👑 a 🌸 naked 🐛 man 📘 on 🥞 this 👹 cake. 📀 Peter: 🌋 There 🌳 were 🎫 only 🥒 two 🎁 cakes 🍧 left, 💃 and 😺 trust 📗 me, 🌂 you 💙 do 🐟 not 💚 want 👳 the 🚗 one 💛 of 🌸 Al ⛳ Roker 🎽 with 🥗 the 🚕 Hershey 🕺 Kiss 📕 nipples. | 2019-05-18 00:06:29 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥗🐠💙📀💚 |What’s the last book that| 🌋🐳📒⚡🥒🍇🎈🎍📘💗😺👹🥒 |you couldn’t put down?| 🌽🐟🎫🔋📕🥞🏀🐊 | 2019-05-18 00:04:31 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | "And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go: the toilet." -Prof. Farnsworth | 2019-05-17 23:54:34 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📀 * 🐳 * 💃 * 🔋 * 📗 * 🐟 * 🐠 * 👑 * 🐝 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 👾 * 💙 * 🥒 * 👳 * 👹ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir? Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!ㅤ* My drinking team has a bowling problem.ㅤ* Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.💎 * 👃 * 👽 * 🌸 * 🚗 * 🕺 * 😺 * 🥗 * 🎍 * 🍇 * 💄 * 👑 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🌂 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-05-17 23:04:33 |
| 76561198179682287 | What’s your | | 🌸💚💛🐳🌋🍧🎍⚡greatest talent? | | 🥒🚕💎🏓🥞🌳🌏💄 | 2019-05-17 22:26:30 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🎫🚗🥒👑🐊 - ✣ ♣ ✫ ↕ ¤ ☁ ❀ ♡ ♪ ☢ ✰ ❂ ✯ ♀ ∞ ☀ ✱ ✲ ♠ ✥🚘🐝🌸📕📀 - What’s your 🌳🕺🚙💃👑 - ㅤㅤ favorite holiday? 🍇💚📘🐠🎁 - ✥ ♠ ✲ ✱ ☀ ∞ ♀ ✯ ❂ ✰ ☢ ♪ ♡ ❀ ☁ ¤ ↕ ✫ ♣ ✣ | 2019-05-17 20:40:32 |
| 76561198179780423 | untold wealth, n.: What you left out on April 15th. 😶 Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it. 😚 ... the privileged being which we call human is distinguished fromother animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which incharity we can only call "inhuman." -- R. A. Lafferty 😷An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.😲 A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny. 🤐 | 2019-05-17 19:28:29 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👔👃⛳📕🌏👽🚗🚕💙🐝🔋🎈🌸👃🍧Mal: "You called the Feds."Jayne: "What? I got pinched!"Mal: "What is what happens when you call the Feds."🥒🍆🌽👹🎍💗🥞🥗👾💎💃💚📒😺🐠 | 2019-05-17 17:13:28 |
| 76561198179819838 | 💛 Dear Stultus... 🍖 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. 🎽 ¤ 🌳 ¤ 🚕 ¤ 👽 ¤ 🌂 ¤ 🎫 ¤ 🌽 ¤ 💗 ¤ 👾 ¤ 🚙 ¤ 👔 ¤ 📀 ¤ 👹 ¤ ⛳ ¤ 🍇 Yours truly, Laurine Maclay (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100561 🎍 | 2019-05-17 16:12:28 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🥞 ✦ 🔋 ✦ 🎫 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 🌸 ✦ 💎 ✦ 💚 ✦ 🐝 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 👹 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🍇 ✦ 🐊 Mulder: Scully... I never saw you as a mother before. "The X-Files: Home"Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever. "The X-Files: Syzygy"🚗 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 📀 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 🌏 ✦ 💄 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 👳 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 🍆 ✦ 📗 ✦ 🌽 | 2019-05-17 15:56:30 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🕺 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 👽 ♠ 👳 ♠ 🐛 ♠ 👔 ♠ 💗 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🌏 ♠ 🚙 ♠ 🚗 Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? 🍖 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 📗 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🌽 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 🏓 ♠ 🐟 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 💙 ♠ 🐠 | 2019-05-17 15:44:28 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👽 ✏ 🌋 Who's on first? 🎁👔🎫 | 2019-05-17 15:41:26 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎈👃🍆 What is the sound you love the most? ⛳🏓😺 | 2019-05-17 15:16:31 |
| byteframe's cat | Brian: 📀 Well, 🏓 Peter, 🥒 if 🍧 you 🎫 plan 📕 to 🚕 pull 🚙 a 🔋 party 🌂 out 👃 of 📘 your 🐝 ass, 🐳 you 👽 better 🐠 stand 💗 up. | 2019-05-17 09:55:53 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🐊💛🐳🍖💃🕺⚡🥗💎📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚗🔋👑🎫🌸🌳🥞🌋📘🐛 » ouch the blowing taught! ♀ » zounds! drat! breaking running suit. ✏ » Brazil cheats quickly ❖ 🥒📕👃🎽👾💚🏓🚕🌽🐠 » wing loiter to me ♣ » I attached and attached more ♪ » I went oxygen ★ 🐟🎍👹🥗🚘🐝💄🐊🍧😺 » walk chairs in money ❄ » when papers cheat to plunder ☁ » because elbows work ↕ 👳🍆🏀👽💙📕⛳📀🕺📗 | 2019-05-17 08:53:51 |
| 76561198211670820 | | 🍇🍖⛳💛🐝🐊🏀🍧🌏🐛🌸🥞🏀👔🥒⚡🌂👾:uplu - "You pay for it before you eat it? What happens if it's dreadful?"- "That's why."(Moving Pictures) | 👳📗🍖🕺📒🚙🎍🎽📀🐠🚕💗💙🎄🚗🌳🐟🥞:Julialov | 2019-05-17 08:40:53 |
| 76561198179556699 | Who would play you in a movie of your life? >> 💃🐳💛🌳🍆 << | 2019-05-17 06:45:50 |
| 76561198179814253 | "I 🍧 love 📗 this 😺 planet. 🚗 I've 🐛 got 🍇 wealth, 💗 fame, 🐝 and 🐳 access 💃 to 🎍 the 👑 depths 🚗 of 🐊 sleaze 💛 that 🎽 those 🏀 things 👳 bring." 💚 -Bender | 2019-05-17 04:05:51 |
| byteframe 🌡️ 35° 💧 90% ⛅ 12m 🌘 | ♂ Why are you doing this to me? ♂ Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before ♂ there is change. ♂ -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29 | 2019-05-17 02:12:56 |
| 76561198179618386 | ✭ Home🌂 ❂ on💛🎍 ♥ the🍆👔⚡ ♧ Range🎈🚙🎁🐊 ♫ was👹🍧🐳📀💃 ✫ originally💚📒🌏🎄💗🥒 ☻ written in beef-flat. | 2019-05-17 01:59:51 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📗🚘📀🏓🐠 |Which of the Seven| 🐊🎫👳🍧🎈🥗🥞🌋📒⛳🍇🐳🍖 |Dwarfs is most like you?| 🎍🚕👽🌂🚘⚡🐝🐳 | 2019-05-16 23:58:47 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🌽🚗🎄 What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents? 🐳🌸📘 | 2019-05-16 21:02:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | Do you have any irrational fears and if so, what are they? >> 💗🐟🔋👃🌂 << | 2019-05-16 15:53:00 |
| 76561198211754472 | Who’s your | | 📗📘👳🚗💃🔋👾😺celebrity crush? | | 🐟👽⚡🍖🎍🎫🎈📒 | 2019-05-16 12:17:12 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 😺Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?" ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👔 | 2019-05-16 11:00:39 |
| 76561198179634913 | The test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Aldo Leopold 😬 If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing itbecause I can't swim. -- Bob Stanfield 😱 In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon 🤥 Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:It is a rule of evidence deduced from the experience of mankind andsupported by reason and authority that positive testimony is entitled tomore weight than negative testimony, but by the latter term is meantnegative testimony in its true sense and not positive evidence of anegative, because testimony in support of a negative may be as positiveas that in support of an affirmative. -- 254 Pac. Rep. 472. 🤣 The time is right to make new friends. 🤓If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9🤤 | 2019-05-16 10:51:47 |
| 76561198179842674 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 📕 * 🏀 * 👃 * 💙 * 🥗 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 💛 * 📀 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🍆ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.ㅤ* Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.ㅤ* What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.⛳ * 🥞 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🐛 * 🍖 * 🎽 * 🐛 * 🎈 * 👑 * 🎁 * 📘 * 🌳 * 💗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-05-16 09:06:33 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🍧 Dear Stultus... 👹 → All intelligent species own cats. → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." 🥞 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 🐛 ✯ 👔 ✯ 😺 ✯ 🏓 ✯ 📀 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🌋 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🥗 Yours truly, Geraldo Joaquin (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097829 💙 | 2019-05-16 07:15:34 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📒🏓🎽🔋🐛 - ♀ ✩ ღ ❁ ✤ ∞ ✣ ¤ ♫ ✖ ❄ ❄ ✫ ✦ ✬ ✔ ✈ ♡ ✿ ♀🚗🚘⚡📕🥞 - What’s your favorite 📗🌏💗⛳🍆 - ㅤㅤ ice cream flavor? 🎁🌽🍖💎🎍 - ♀ ✿ ♡ ✈ ✔ ✬ ✦ ✫ ❄ ❄ ✖ ♫ ¤ ✣ ∞ ✤ ❁ ღ ✩ ♀ | 2019-05-16 02:33:23 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐠💎👽🎁🌽 - ✈ ☢ ✳ ● ❂ ♥ ✣ ✰ ✬ ♪ ♀ ¤ ❋ ☁ ♂ ❄ ✿ ✖ ✏ ❀🌏💃🚙🎄🎈 - If you were guaranteed to be successful in a 🐟💛💄🐊🐳 - ㅤㅤ different job, what would you want to do? 👃🎫🐛💄📒 - ❀ ✏ ✖ ✿ ❄ ♂ ☁ ❋ ¤ ♀ ♪ ✬ ✰ ✣ ♥ ❂ ● ✳ ☢ ✈ | 2019-05-16 01:27:22 |
| 76561198179782901 | Meg: 💄 Chris, 👑 quit 👾 it! 🐊 Mom, 🌸 Chris 🍇 put 📀 his ⛳ foot 🎽 on 🔋 my 🌋 side 🎁 again. 💗 Chris: 😺 I 🚘 can't 👽 help 🐛 it, 🏓 I 🌽 have 📘 these 👑 long 🌳 dancer's 🐟 legs. | 2019-05-15 23:46:11 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🚘📒🌳🌋🥒🐟👹🥞💄🎽🔋👃🔋👳🐳Simon: "So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'msorry." Mal: "Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."🌂👑📕🚙👾🐝🏓🍆📗🌏💗🐛🎁🍖🥒 | 2019-05-15 23:44:12 |
| 76561198179603631 | 📘 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 🏀 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 👑 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 📀 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🥒 What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents? 👹 ❋ 💛 ❋ 👽 ❋ 👾 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 🐟 ❋ 🚕 ❋ 📕 ❋ 🎄 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🍧 ❋ 🌋 | 2019-05-15 23:06:12 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📕 ★ 🌽 ★ 🐛 ★ 💎 ★ 🎁 ★ 👾 ★ 👽 ★ 🌋 ★ 🏀 ★ 🎄 ★ 🐝 ★ 🍆 ★ 🔋 ★ 🍖 Scully: The tread looks like a standard military boot. Men's... size 8 & a half.Mulder: 8 & a half! That's pretty impressive, Scully!Scully: Well, it says it right here on the bottom.Mulder: oh. "The X-Files: D.P.O"(over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sitthere all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfullyclose. Do you work well together? "The X-Files: Pusher"👳 ★ 💎 ★ 🐟 ★ 🚕 ★ 💗 ★ 🎍 ★ 🕺 ★ 🎈 ★ 📗 ★ 📒 ★ 🐛 ★ 🎫 ★ 💄 ★ 🌽 | 2019-05-14 18:33:14 |
| 76561198211882476 | ⚡💃💚🍇💗🍧🐛👃👾🎄🏀😺🥒📀🎈Inara: "I don't suppose you'd find it up to standards of your outings. Moreconversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues."🍇👹🌽🔋🍆🥗🕺🎁🐠🎽🌋⛳🐝🌸🐛 | 2019-05-14 18:25:12 |
| 76561198211661172 | 💃 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🐛 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 💎 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🌽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🔋 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 💙 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 👃 Disks travel in packs. 🍖 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 💛 ♀ 💄 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🐟 | 2019-05-14 16:44:13 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🍧 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 🌸 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 😺 ❋ 🏓 ❋ 📘 ❋ 💚 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 👑 ❋ 🐳 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🐠 Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: One down, 1999 silos to go. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"🎫 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 👃 ❋ 🎈 ❋ 🕺 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🐛 ❋ 👹 ❋ 👳 ❋ 👔 ❋ 📕 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🥗 | 2019-05-14 13:04:03 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👾 ♂ 🥞 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 💃 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🥗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 💎 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🎁 Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whethermachines can think, a question of which we now know that it is aboutas relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim. -- Dijkstra 📒 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 👽 ♂ 👔 ♂ 🐛 | 2019-05-14 07:32:36 |
| 76561198179518505 | ☁ During💛 ❀ the🎍🚘 ∞ American📕🐝🏀 ♧ Revolution,💙💚🐠👑 ✰ a⛳📘📒🎽🔋 ✿ Britisher🌂🌸🌽🥗🍧🍇 ☎ tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!" | 2019-05-14 05:48:41 |
| 76561198179509657 | I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. -- Augustus Caesar🤔 If I don't document something, it's usually either for a good reason,or a bad reason. In this case it's a good reason. :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤠[We] use bad software and bad machines for the wrong things. -- R.W. Hamming😗 I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Allen 🤥 "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving." 🤕 I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as Ichoose. 😵Given some of the recent threads, the interactive discussions mightneed to be conducted on canvas, in the presence of a referee, whilewearing padded gloves. ;-) -- Phil Hands🤗 patent: A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them. 🙄 | 2019-05-14 05:31:36 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🥞 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 🐠 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⚡ ♪ 📗 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 👑 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 🍧 ♪ 👳 ♪ 💗 ♪ 🚙 COBOL is for morons. -- E.W. Dijkstra 🌸 ♪ 🐝 ♪ 🚘 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 🎫 | 2019-05-14 04:48:35 |
| 76561198211741980 | What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? >> 🏀💙💚🌽🌂 << | 2019-05-14 00:29:36 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐝👽🌏 Performance review for Stultus 🚗⛳👾 Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. In the face of setbacks or adversity will continue to pursue the objective, and doesn’t give up. But may not be able to inspire others to continue as well. When ideas are challenged by others, Stultus listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. Stultus has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it’s an advantage to appear strong. 👹 + 🎁 = 🎽 | 2019-05-13 23:37:33 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐛 ✩ 💙 ✩ 💗 ✩ 🎁 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 🍆 ✩ 💚 ✩ 👳 ✩ 🌽 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 📗 ✩ 💗 As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up? 🎽 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 💛 ✩ 🎈 ✩ 🏀 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 🕺 ✩ 👃 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 🔋 ✩ 💄 ✩ 🚘 | 2019-05-13 23:00:18 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💄 Dear Stultus... 🎁 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🔋 ✭ 🍆 ✭ 👽 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 🐊 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 💗 ✭ 🍇 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 💚 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 📒 ✭ 🎄 Yours truly, Jennette Gails (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167065024 🐟 | 2019-05-13 21:59:19 |
| 76561198179639682 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥞 * 💎 * 💚 * 🏀 * 👳 * 🚗 * 🥒 * 💙 * 🕺 * 💃 * 📀 * 🚙 * 📗 * 🌽 * 🎈 * 🍆ㅤ* A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'ㅤ* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.📒 * 👹 * 🌳 * 🐳 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 🐊 * 👑 * 👔 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 👃 * 🐛 * 🎫 * 🏓 * 🚕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-05-13 19:47:16 |
| 76561198211691280 | [the 🚗 Griffins 🎽 watch 🥞 "Happy 🔋 Days"] 🍧 Richie: 🐊 Mom, 🌽 uh, 🍖 I 🎈 really 👳 like 👽 Potsy. 🚘 Mrs. ⛳ Cunningham: 👾 Well, 💃 Potsy's 🐝 a 📕 nice 🎽 boy, 🚙 dear. 👑 Why 💗 shouldn't 🕺 you 📀 like 🎍 him? 🌳 Richie: 🎁 No, 📘 I 🏓 mean... 🚕 I 🐛 *really* 🍆 like 💄 Potsy. 💚 Mr. 🐟 Cunningham: 🏀 We 📒 heard 🏓 you 💙 the 📗 first 😺 time, 🌂 son, ⚡ you've 👔 got 🥗 a 🎈 homosexual 🍇 attraction ⛳ to 🥞 Potsy. | 2019-05-13 18:35:21 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌂 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 🚕 🐛 💎 💛 🥒 🌋 🏓 👳 💚 🍧 📘 🎄 💗 🐝 😺 🍖Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. -- Alex Levine 🔋 🌏 🥞 📗 🏀 💙 🎍 🐠 📒 🍆 📕 🎽 ⚡ 🎄 👔 💃 | 2019-05-13 17:56:21 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎍 ❄ 💗 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 🕺 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 👽 ❄ 🍇 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 👳 ❄ 👔 ❄ 💗 Scully: Is anybody NOT looking for Krycek? "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"💚 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🍧 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🌸 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 📒 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 👾 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 👹 | 2019-05-13 16:08:18 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👽😺🐟|💄⚡🍧| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📗🌂😺|Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem. huh | 2019-05-13 16:07:18 |
| 76561198179809977 | 💃🥞🚙 Performance review for Bastardus 🐳🎈📒 Bastardus can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. Performs most jobs well and has the habit of checking work outcomes. Bastardus is achieving excellence in some areas but in others is not yet achieving the highest standards. 🌏 + 🔋 = 🍖 | 2019-05-13 15:53:21 |
| 76561198211557460 | ٿ Every🕺 ☼ time🥗👳 ☻ I📕💄🚘 ♂ lose🎍🎁🏓👔 ↕ weight,🥒🐝🏀📘🐊 ß it📒🥒⚡🐟🍖⛳ ✖ finds me again! | 2019-05-13 15:16:20 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🌏🥒🏀👑👃 - ❄ ✦ ✭ ✪ ✔ ✰ ☢ ✧ ✿ ✫ ღ ♦ ✴ ¤ ✤ ✲ ♫ ♂ ✿ ☼🐠🍆⛳🌳💙 - What is your favorite 💛💄🌸🐝🚙 - ㅤㅤ Disney movie? 💎🍧⛳🚕🚗 - ☼ ✿ ♂ ♫ ✲ ✤ ¤ ✴ ♦ ღ ✫ ✿ ✧ ☢ ✰ ✔ ✪ ✭ ✦ ❄ | 2019-05-13 14:29:18 |
| 76561198179802829 | What are you bored of? >> 📀🎽🎄🍖💃 << | 2019-05-13 14:04:18 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🍖👔🌳😺👹👳🚘👽🐛💃🐟📀👾🚕💄Inara: "I am grateful, you know. For the ill-conceived and high-handed attemptto defend my honor although I didn't want you to."🎄💙💚🐝🌋🍆📕🥗🥞🌏🌂📒🐊📘🥒 | 2019-05-13 13:43:20 |
| 76561198179843803 | 😺 🥒 🐳 🌸 🏓 👑 🌏 🚙 🎈 🔋🎽 [] 🚕 💛 🏓 🎄 🍆 🐠 🍧 📀 🎍 👔 🥗I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-Hobbes"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes🌸 👳 ⚡ 🍖 💎 👽 👃 🐊 🚘 👹 | 2019-05-13 13:36:18 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🏓🐛💛🎫📕 - ❖ ❂ ↕ ♠ ☁ ß ☁ ☼ ✫ ☆ ✲ ♣ ☼ ✈ ✤ ✬ ✴ ♫ ❃ ☎🥞🐳🎍🚕🔋 - Tell me the 3 best 🏀🌏📘🎈👳 - ㅤㅤ things about you. 💚💙🌂⚡🐊 - ☎ ❃ ♫ ✴ ✬ ✤ ✈ ☼ ♣ ✲ ☆ ✫ ☼ ☁ ß ☁ ♠ ↕ ❂ ❖ | 2019-05-13 11:10:16 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🏀👔🥞💚😺 |Have you ever (actually) kept| 🌳🕺📕🌋⚡🍆👽🎈📒🔋🌏👳🐠 |a New Year’s Resolution?| 📘🎄💄📀🐟🥒🎁💎 | 2019-05-13 10:36:16 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💎🚕👹💚👳🎍🎫🌂🌳📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡📕🐳🐛🥞🍖🕺🎈💛🚙 » Suzuki borrowed ✈ » until the luggage refriended ✣ » and the blossoms asked ✧ 🌽👽💄👔🍆🌸😺🥗🐝🚗 » leaving with totem ✩ » You refriended the fingers ✿ » behind the clothing ☂ 🍧🌳🚘🐊💃👑🎄🎁🏓🍇 » zounds the leaving went! ☼ » fie! zounds! sweeping running trick. ✯ » Belgium talks strangely ✤ 🌋👃🐟👽🌽💚🎫🏀🚕🐛 | 2019-05-13 09:30:13 |
| ǝuǝdoɔʎ˥ Steem Level 9 | HAHAHA | 2019-05-13 07:40:36 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🎈🎄🌏|🎁🍖💛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎍👾👑|Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit cards. huh | 2019-05-13 07:38:09 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🌽📕 🐳📗👹🥒 good luck, have fun. 🚗📀🐛💙 HUMANITY HOPES YOU WILL DIG YOUR GAME| 💗🐝⛳🍇 STUPENDOUS- 🚘🚕 wow! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ 🐊👔 | 2019-05-13 04:20:09 |
| 76561198179589975 | "'E's fighting in there!" he stuttered, grabbing the captain's arm."All by himself?" said the captain."No, with everyone!" shouted Nobby, hopping from one foot to the other. -- Making Friends and Hitting People (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)😫 Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thingout, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button. -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare 😩 Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?A: Six sick Sikhs (sic). 😭 Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them islightheartedly. 😷Inara: "I don't suppose you'd find it up to standards of your outings. Moreconversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues."😗 The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter: I don't mind... and you don't matter. -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana 🤗 | 2019-05-13 03:11:11 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👾 ٿ 🐛 Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't🐝 ٿ 👹 immune to bullets.😺 ٿ 🐛 -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who" 🍧🌂🍆 | 2019-05-13 01:51:09 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌳 Dear 123456789... 🌏 → All intelligent species own cats. → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 👃 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🐝 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 📒 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🌏 Yours truly, Kirsten Figurski (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100510 💚 | 2019-05-13 01:07:09 |
| 76561198179697385 | ⛳ Dear 123456789... 📕 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne 🐝 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 😺 Yours truly, Maurine Foglio (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167045153 💃 | 2019-05-13 00:20:09 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐛 -- 🥞 -- 🍧 -- 💗 -- 🐟 -- 🎍 -- 💃 -- 📀 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 📗 -- 😺 -- 📘 -- 🍖 -- 🚙 Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screenLives in a dreamWaits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more.What is it for?All the lonely users, where do they all come from?All the lonely users, why does it take so long?Hacker MacKensieWriting the code for a program that no one will runIt's nearly doneLook at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's nobody there. 👑 -- 🐊 -- 🌽 -- 🌸 -- 👾 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 👳 -- 🎍 -- 🍇 -- 🎈 -- 🏓 -- 📗 | 2019-05-12 23:48:09 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👹 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 📗 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 👃 ☀ 💙 ☀ 🏀 ☀ 🥞 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 👾 ☀ 💗 Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"Mulder: You can get the next mutant. "The X-Files: Tooms"🎍 ☀ ⚡ ☀ 🎽 ☀ 🌳 ☀ 🌂 ☀ 💛 ☀ 👽 ☀ 📀 ☀ 🐟 ☀ 💃 ☀ 🌽 ☀ 🌋 ☀ 🐛 ☀ 🍇 | 2019-05-12 21:41:09 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🥗🌽🐠🐟🍧 - ❂ ☁ ☣ ♀ ☎ ✤ ✴ ✖ ✩ ↕ ❋ ☼ ✿ ✰ ☢ ß ♦ ∞ ♪ ☂👳🍖🥒👽💗 - If you could be a cartoon character 🥞🍧💃🚕🚘 - ㅤㅤ for a week, who would you be? 🎍🐝🌸🌳👾 - ☂ ♪ ∞ ♦ ß ☢ ✰ ✿ ☼ ❋ ↕ ✩ ✖ ✴ ✤ ☎ ♀ ☣ ☁ ❂ | 2019-05-12 20:55:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📗 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🥗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 👳 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 🍆 What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer. 💙 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 💎 ☁ 💛 ☁ 📗 | 2019-05-12 19:00:06 |
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