| NEECS | This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥💯-5’ 5” manlet 😈🙏🏻-tiny ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦-0 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or ♥♥♥♥♥ 😹-empty threats merchant™🤯☢-10000+ russian casualties ✔💀-0 hairs left on his head 💎-currency less valuable than robux 💲❌-somehow made himself worse than the french and canadians, a nearly impossible feat 🥶🙏🏻Better dictator than Stalin?!?!? 🔥🔥🔥💯 | 2023-01-07 19:07:38 |
| mito | very good man | 2022-06-09 20:42:24 |
| orange peeler | VERY GOOD CHINESE MAN VERY GOOD! | 2022-06-09 20:42:20 |
| NEECS | You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how freakin dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night, but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You stupid freakin morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? Stop being stupid idiots and come out during the day so you don't have to go crazy over something that is so readily available!!! God I hate those stupid motherfreakers so gosh-darn much. | 2022-06-09 18:44:32 |
| Nissan Altima | +rep added for trade | 2022-06-05 16:43:29 |
| NEECS | If you dookie in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage | 2022-03-18 06:50:26 |
| Nissan Altima | Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi. | 2022-02-24 17:29:47 |
| NEECS | Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that. | 2021-08-04 01:46:20 |
| Nissan Altima | wonton noodle eggrooll with da soy sauce big boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii | 2020-08-09 21:49:36 |
| NEECS | I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to climax. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly bust every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish. | 2020-05-23 21:36:28 |
| BeRyce913 | I’ve been a member of my gym for over 12 years and I started working out at the age of 13. I didn’t payed for my gym membership for the past 10 years because the owners realized just HAVING me there was a MAJOR boost to publicity and they honestly might as well pay for me to attend the gym instead of just getting it for free. I can literally bench 400 lbs so I suggest you work on your puny arms. Let me know when u stop consuming soy and start consuming protein like an actual male. My diet at this point is ~5000 calories a day (peanut butter, nuts, etc, proteen bar, stake, fish, protein shake). | 2020-04-01 02:37:04 |
| Nissan Altima | Your account has received a permanent Overwatch ban in CS:GO. Overwatch Investigators have unanimously agreed that your account was using software designed to provide an advantage over other players. Because of the detected cheat, your account will also receive a VAC ban in the near future; this is because VAC bans are issued on a delay. | 2020-03-26 00:12:44 |
| Nissan Altima | -rep I saw Yahguh at a grocery store in Alabama yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. | 2020-02-21 17:25:48 |
| Yahguh | +rep is literally me | 2019-05-09 07:26:19 |
