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Creation: 2006-10-26 22:16:56 (GMT) [Estimated]
Last Updated: 2024-06-17 16:43:15
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Guitarist809 | 2023-11-11 23:16:10 |
Nuclear Rigatoni | 2023-10-04 05:53:09 |
Guitarist809 | 2023-07-15 01:00:12 |
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Willy | Asked for a jizzum taco at Taco Bell and the guy threw a large baja blast at my car :( | 2024-06-16 13:20:04 |
Mr Pubes | dude ur ASMR video was so good i started stroking my harbl up to 160 strokes per minute getting so close breathing super heavy and then I get a tap on the shoulder they say sir this is not allowed at the AIRPORT | 2024-06-13 17:37:38 |
Mr Pubes | yes but I only eat snacks from kids who wear helmets those r the snacks that taste betetr | 2024-05-27 11:40:15 |
Mr Pubes | took my older brothers dirtbike gear and spray painted it to look like helldiver armor he beat my ass raw so I sent nekke pictures of him to the principal at my school ;) | 2024-05-18 20:07:59 |
Mr Pubes | was going to the bathroom in kilmer I hear two slices of ham slapping against the counter really fast | 2024-05-15 15:38:13 |
Mr Pubes | wow did u use ipad taped to ur arm to call in a grenade launcher (grenades r water balloons filled with stale horse urine) | 2024-04-30 21:12:25 |
Mr Pubes | I kno right I also had a crdbord box from amazon (we were getting a refrigerator) so i made it look like a heckpod and I was about to do a HECKDIVE from the top of mt herman to fight the terminoids but my stupid mom stopped me | 2024-04-28 18:33:00 |
Mr Pubes | I was going to be a HELLDIVER for halloween at skool so I found my grampas old N A Z I helmet and made a cape out of a bedsheet and found my dad's hunting rifle (markman rifle) and the feds ♥♥♥♥ my ass be4 I even got outside the door | 2024-04-25 20:28:38 |
Mr Pubes | YES please I will take 2 (2) of the purple rat scrote beenys | 2024-04-12 17:34:07 |
Mr Pubes | sitting in classroom. foreskin starts getting a little itchy. start stamping my feet really fast like I am running in place. people start to look. I start sweating. I start SCREAMING like a wild howler monkey and pounding my fists on my desk | 2024-04-08 11:29:40 |
Mr Pubes | hello I am looking for someone who has studied the physics of a slinky b4 (high school level) for an important job I believe my a n u s can be stretched to the circumference but I need an expert to check | 2024-03-27 13:25:16 |
Mr Pubes | hawt, I will gargle ur vineger piss | 2024-03-19 18:55:06 |
Mr Pubes | grunt grunttickle ticklein ur bedroomdiahrreah trickle | 2024-03-05 15:41:20 |
Mr Pubes | SCROTINIS and then go to tako bell for some cheesy foreskin doritos tacos | 2024-02-28 14:42:59 |
Mr Pubes | Y0 u wanna go to chillis and make some diarerah on the table 4 da waitress 3 clean up? | 2024-02-22 22:17:37 |
Mr Pubes | ITS very true especially if you accidentally | 2024-02-03 19:18:06 |
Mr Pubes | BATT wing flaoppin around in ur A n U S | 2024-01-26 20:52:07 |
Mr Pubes | pretendin my scrote is a vampire bat ah ah its in the hotel runnin loose biting all the ladies | 2024-01-23 13:57:07 |
Mr Pubes | bat c u m spray marketed as lotion for ladies v e g i na they get pregnent and bat boy comes out with a big thrbing pecker ah ah ah bat boy r a p i st on the loose in jc penny | 2024-01-13 13:15:58 |
Mr Pubes | it takes TWO to make some rancid horse mule jenkem with a top layer of diseased C U M | 2024-01-12 14:36:14 |
Mr Pubes | yes I also did urine jello shots | 2024-01-07 12:37:16 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | sure did chased it with a s h i t popsicle (: (: | 2024-01-06 18:23:23 |
Mr Pubes | arab kid in the 3rd grade already had a full bush of p u b e s man I have never been so jealous | 2023-12-30 00:08:18 |
Mr Pubes | I went to interview and then they turned the laptiop around and the difference was playing and I started singing along and that was it | 2023-12-13 17:21:23 |
Mr Pubes | PLS respond i told my teacher it was u that made poop in the playground gravel | 2023-12-12 22:33:21 |
Mr Pubes | 50 tons of urethral dehydrated piss crystals accidentaly swapped with the salt train we have been eating our french fries covered with DEHYDRATED PISS CRYSTALS this whole time | 2023-11-22 14:01:45 |
Mr Pubes | well GOOD its about time that BUM freeloaded somewhere else | 2023-11-13 20:23:46 |
Mr Pubes | AH piss spicey habernero oil in a petri dish put in a pipeete then inserted in my urethrea | 2023-10-16 22:26:04 |
Mr Pubes | ghost pepper oil rubbed around my chilli ring cant sit still on this AIRPLANE SEAT | 2023-09-25 12:18:11 |
Mr Pubes | MAN I was just thinking its been a while since we played CAVE EXPLORER | 2023-08-30 08:55:07 |
Mr Pubes | STINKY diabetic piss sold in jugs | 2023-08-30 08:48:46 |
Mr Pubes | my uirethrea is round the internet plug is square | 2023-07-21 15:37:53 |
Mr Pubes | HELLO i am trying to connect to the internet | 2023-06-30 13:45:49 |
Mr Pubes | u can make fun of my tools all u want but it is true I am HYPER and i am TOUGH | 2023-06-15 12:50:49 |
Mr Pubes | gOOD idea | 2023-06-13 10:12:03 |
Mr Pubes | runnin around the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house at 4 amfrozen dog s h i t in ziplock bag mixed with horse C U Mopen microwave put on high for 10 minute | 2023-06-11 15:38:43 |
Mr Pubes | gooch hasnt been bathed in yearsstinky yellow cheese crust covering pubessmell like roadkill left in a plastic bagI spred my legs at the doctors house and he pass out | 2023-06-05 15:14:10 |
Mr Pubes | I took dog to home depot to get nipple removed | 2023-06-01 18:36:36 |
Mr Pubes | hmm yeah I do that a lot, when u blend it it becomes extra FROTHY | 2023-05-21 09:30:03 |
Mr Pubes | HOW to make any joke funny: make about R a p eHow to make it 200% funnier: animal R A P E | 2023-05-13 22:10:32 |
Mr Pubes | warm wet saucy pet old cat covered in pasta sauce | 2023-05-08 11:26:36 |
Mr Pubes | SH1T u found me | 2023-05-01 09:32:38 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | ur full of crap. I bet wen u use ur 200 fret guitar your pinky locks up. dummy. | 2023-04-02 19:45:41 |
Mr Pubes | plastic egg squeezing against the membraine of my anus, moving at 4mm/sec, stinky and sweaty inside my easter bunny costume large erection hidden under fake fur . banned from school zone | 2023-03-26 14:48:51 |
Mr Pubes | 10 gallon jumbo piss balloons filled to bursting point full of stale diabetic urinegiant slingshot 500 meters awayhow much energy, in jooles to launch into Taylor Swift concert | 2023-03-18 12:43:52 |
Mr Pubes | no they caught me wankin be4 when the babysitter was sleeping i was smellin her feet | 2023-02-21 17:45:46 |
Mr Pubes | i thot my parents were on vacation so i turned on animal planet and started wanking to the baboon sex but my parents were really just outside | 2023-02-15 09:24:39 |
Mr Pubes | I take a bunch of dried animal ♥♥♥♥ and put it in the french press to make my coffee | 2023-02-10 20:15:20 |
Mr Pubes | SUSPENDED from school13 year old boy at zoo squirts brown musturd on the ***a n u s ** of a buffalo | 2023-01-30 12:24:01 |
Mr Pubes | foreskin cheese is compared to cream cheese; pairs excellent with bagels or breadspube cheese is dry and sharp; much like an aged cheddar. pairs well with a red wine and some stinky salame | 2023-01-14 16:45:23 |
Mr Pubes | where r my groin mushrooms i have been waiting | 2023-01-05 12:33:27 |
Mr Pubes | i will take 1/2 pound with a side of foreskin cheese please | 2023-01-02 17:28:05 |
Mr Pubes | I will go naked to port o potty and hide in blue water and when u sit down I will spash bloo water on ur anus and give it a little tickle | 2022-12-28 12:42:20 |
alyssametzger | O.o | 2022-12-28 01:53:43 |
Mr Pubes | big stinky horse testikles SUCK on my BALL | 2022-12-22 19:34:52 |
Mr Pubes | heres fun activity u can do instead of going to amusement park1. slowly crawl inside an elephents bungus while it sleeps2. poke ur hand out and shoot its testikle with a flare gun3. buckle up buckaroo | 2022-12-07 18:06:32 |
Mr Pubes | deep strokin my lizard in the king soopers parkin lot a mom catches me and startes screaming but it is too late my pecker is shooting c u m ropes all over the shopping cart | 2022-11-26 14:15:10 |
Mr Pubes | 3% of players have dog s h i t jammed deep up their pecker hole | 2022-11-13 13:05:02 |
Mr Pubes | yes ;-) guess i cant play anymore ♥♥♥♥ | 2022-10-23 12:28:08 |
Mr Pubes | www.onlyfans.com/mrPubes premium content u can see mayonaise slathered on my a s s holeu can see neighbors dog lick old mayonaise off my a s s holemusterd injected under my foreskin left there to ferment for 3 days pull the foreskin back to make ur eyes water | 2022-10-17 13:49:04 |
Mr Pubes | lay down on ur back, lift ur anus up into the air and stick a funnel in it. then pour a bottle of devils blood down ur anusSH1T | 2022-10-12 10:07:46 |
Mr Pubes | ah molester molester help there is a molester loose in the school gymnasium he is 39 but looks like a small boy | 2022-09-30 17:24:32 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | HOW DARE YOU. I AM CALLING YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW. | 2022-09-25 16:10:06 |
Mr Pubes | My uncle Sobek is the worst horse offendercaught red handed squeezing horse testicles on the prize champion farmno more prize horse | 2022-09-14 08:04:19 |
Mr Pubes | having pleasant dream about going 2 skoolsmell something stinkybig ol cheesey horse pecker swinging in my face ah ah ah my room mate is a hrose | 2022-09-07 05:31:05 |
Mr Pubes | dude why did you hack my account and talk about big stinky horse peckers penetrating people's anuses that is not cool | 2022-08-17 20:10:01 |
Mr Pubes | dude stop pretending it was me we know it was u since u are the admin of whale force u hacked my account and pretedn to be me I would never say those things | 2022-08-15 14:00:21 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | still want to see some BEE ♥♥♥♥, I will b waiting :) ;) (-: | 2022-07-23 20:50:46 |
Mr Pubes | HOW to make EASY face mask to REDUCE WRINKLES:STep 1: let ur dog drink gallon of old nasty milkstep 2: lift up dogs tail and look at the anusstep 3: tickle the hind legs to recieve face mask | 2022-07-21 10:40:32 |
Mr Pubes | HEY JOHN this is the farmer next door. Haven't heard back from you if you seen anyone molesting my chickens. I inspected the chicken vegeines with my finger, and yep they are quite loose | 2022-07-10 13:23:35 |
Mr Pubes | doing crack in the janitor closet at school my lizard starts leakin | 2022-07-07 08:23:07 |
Mr Pubes | why did jeebus create anal poop crust....? | 2022-06-26 11:33:05 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | I WISH I COULD SEE THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN. NOW, DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF THE BEE'S ♥♥♥♥? | 2022-06-15 21:04:05 |
Mr Pubes | NOT one bit excpet for the u did not have more SEEMEN | 2022-06-09 10:51:40 |
Mr Pubes | 2 ferrets loose in da house I fill up their water bowl with BANG ENERGY DRINK | 2022-06-04 08:20:10 |
Mr Pubes | I DUNKED my ballsack in the hot bean juice at DUNKIN DONUTS | 2022-06-01 16:17:24 |
Mr Pubes | 🎵🎵 MILK a BULL, MILK a COWBOY 🎵🎵 | 2022-05-17 12:55:48 |
Mr Pubes | ah s h i t high school foot ball team come to my driveway at night to poop under the car wheels again | 2022-05-12 07:57:21 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | I have got LARGE booty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ large LARGE booty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-05-07 21:08:56 |
Mr Pubes | my urethra is so stretched it all falls out at once | 2022-05-04 13:55:13 |
Mr Pubes | slipin n slidin in a bathtub full of human feces | 2022-04-29 15:16:18 |
Mr Pubes | ME personally I'm a 12 which is equal to 1 nalgelene water bottle inserted halfway | 2022-04-17 08:25:45 |
Mr Pubes | NEW jenk strain comes w/ promo DVD "DIARREAH FANTASI" | 2022-04-11 11:40:05 |
Willy | J'ai utilisé mon trou du cul pour régurgiter de la nourriture dans la bouche d'un oisillon. | 2022-04-04 22:05:14 |
Mr Pubes | CLICK here to donate money to UKRANE https://paypal.com/mr_pubes_sex_cruise88234 | 2022-03-28 21:08:15 |
Mr Pubes | no i actually put them in my foreskin | 2022-03-28 21:06:32 |
Mr Pubes | wow i appreciate the offer turkey diahhreeah is hard to come by these days u have to feed them milk and then squeeze their bellies until it shoots out sometimes it gets all over the couch | 2022-03-15 07:56:05 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | I h8 yuo myg0t YOU get da dwinks | 2022-03-11 20:44:24 |
Mr Pubes | IHAVETHEWORSTMANNERS.I went to thanklsgiving dinner and got up on the table doggy style and let a diahrreah shart rip through pointed RIGHT AT THE PICTURE OF MOHAMMED | 2022-02-18 20:51:08 |
Mr Pubes | hmm you know that is a pretty good idea SIR and I think with the leftovers u can give to animal for food? or even eat urself ;-) | 2022-02-07 08:05:18 |
Mr Pubes | stretchin out my foreskin to the musical beats of jumangi | 2022-02-05 17:50:04 |
Mr Pubes | hot steamy brown eggs fresh and steamy sittin on ur doorstep | 2022-01-20 09:38:19 |
Mr Pubes | I ate a dennys grand slam then made a grand slam in their toilet and was told to leave | 2021-12-23 14:09:21 |
Mr Pubes | goupy soupystirr in some poopysmells so strongmy head feels loopy | 2021-12-03 16:15:29 |
Mr Pubes | hams, clams, sweaty hands.touching myself at thanksgiving dinneroutside my neighbors window | 2021-11-25 09:56:56 |
Mr Pubes | squeeaky, clean, greasy and meanshrek's D I C K is very green | 2021-11-08 11:13:15 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | ur the bee's tits | 2021-11-05 16:55:48 |
Mr Pubes | grumblin in ur tummy2 liter of soda mixed with old milknon stop squirts out the wrong end | 2021-11-02 11:11:40 |
Mr Pubes | pecker is red like the tomato on the fazoli's signpecker is itchy like ice cream cone on an ant hill | 2021-09-16 19:53:20 |
Mr Pubes | 7 foot long, big and stinkywhooly mammoth ♥♥♥♥ this is ur worst nightmare | 2021-09-05 16:48:56 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | Dear Matt this is Ricky's mom please give him back the lego ropes also no more R rated movies like the Matricks | 2021-08-08 21:55:07 |
Mr Pubes | winky, winky, my tinky is stinkymany people are scared of my meat2 cm of cheese when I pull back my sheath | 2021-07-04 15:34:11 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | this fugger stole my lego ropes. i give you my highest rating: 1 star. | 2021-07-03 23:02:58 |
Mr Pubes | butt f u c k, s h i t, piss.stinky cow p u s s ygive it a kiss | 2021-06-22 20:06:10 |
Mr Pubes | sittin in class one daybig rumbel in stomachhard pressure on a n u sa n a l sweatI raise my handteacher does not seesulfiric gas fills the air. I stand up"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIT BACK DOWN N1GGER" says my teacherI start runningrunny hot magma s h i t escaping my A n u stears running down my cheeksthis is the 11th grade | 2021-06-05 19:07:08 |
Mr Pubes | tastes like lemon smells like rotten eggs. My face is in between a donky's legs | 2021-05-16 15:53:56 |
Mr Pubes | you ever try smoking DEHYDRATED PISS CRYSTALS? | 2021-05-07 15:04:18 |
Mr Pubes | no poop for 8 dayslike pushin out a 2 x 4 when I clench | 2021-04-26 21:11:51 |
Mr Pubes | long nasty bull nipple leatheruy and no MILK | 2021-04-18 09:35:26 |
Willy | In 2017, Hasbro filed a trademark for Play-Doh’s distinct smell of “sweet, slightly musky vanilla fragrance, with slight overtones of cherry, mixed with the smell of salted, wheat-based dough.” | 2021-04-17 13:08:35 |
Mr Pubes | big, brown, animal tastikelsimmering in some soup w/ celeryserve it in a bowl at skool for culture day ;-) | 2021-04-17 09:17:27 |
Mr Pubes | dirty ol steeve a himeless bum sellin these kids some milkshakesdamn steeve these aint milk shakes this is just old bathwater mixed with some ovaltine SHAME on u | 2021-04-09 15:11:15 |
Willy | I gave myself a goo gone enema to eliminate all the goo but all it did was give me sepsis :( | 2021-04-05 22:37:56 |
Mr Pubes | yes my WIFE would be very much interested in ur jenk recipeIn return I will wake up ur neighbors by spreading my a n u s cheeks over their face in the morning and blowing them a kiss ;-) | 2021-03-29 20:50:08 |
Mr Pubes | makin monkey noises in the hallway flingin my poop at my coworkersthis is the library | 2021-03-25 20:24:33 |
Mr Pubes | R A P E D by a hairy orangutan T R A N S V E S T I T E hairy orange genitil | 2021-03-22 15:03:04 |
Mr Pubes | big T R A N S V E S T I T E knock on ur dooradam's apple the size of a basketballT I T s the size of small orangeshairy man hands to grip ur buttWhat do? | 2021-03-14 21:10:49 |
Mr Pubes | HMM yeah I really wouldnt want my poop to stiop stinking yeah pls no thankls | 2021-03-10 21:17:15 |
Mr Pubes | sometimes I go to pee and I peel back my hoody and the smell makes my eyes water even when I am wearing two masks | 2021-02-24 18:57:20 |
Mr Pubes | THATS ok i use to bucket to store the mix of ♥♥♥♥ sweat, semen, and horse droppings after I c u m | 2021-02-23 15:11:41 |
guitarist809 | 'Ol Jimbo up west owns two. JRH but bucket required. I'm not aware of any places that don't need a bucket. | 2021-02-19 20:54:38 |
Mr Pubes | man who here around here owns a horse and what is the address? | 2021-02-18 14:30:54 |
Mr Pubes | 2 liters pls. I pay u with a poem.dirty, grimey, and greasy slinkyhorse tongue swirling around my winkyrock hard, pulsing, meaty stickdirty white plasma shooting out of my d i c k | 2021-02-14 14:34:11 |
Mr Pubes | well hell bob ill pay anything for that. any chance u can leave it unpurified? I do enjoy the little chucks | 2021-02-13 21:10:50 |
Mr Pubes | does the anal juice extract come in jumbo size? askin for myself | 2021-02-12 22:31:50 |
Mr Pubes | mmm yes horse meat brined in MSG and tortilla smothered in smegma mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM | 2021-02-12 08:17:37 |
Mr Pubes | horse meat burrito now w/ more gluten | 2021-02-07 10:21:03 |
Mr Pubes | 1 custom order. COMMMINGGGGGG UPbtw i got in truble in science class for filling up the pipette with devils blood and then injecting it into the professor's urethrea | 2021-02-01 17:13:47 |
ponchopoon | omfg. hawt noodles usay? how dare u sir. how dare u. | 2021-01-31 20:59:50 |
Mr Pubes | Capn' Salty's seafood blend, for all the sailors who need to feel the brown wave when alone at sea | 2021-01-31 19:36:04 |
guitarist809 | Oh dude that sounds intense what kind of jenk strain are you working on now? | 2021-01-31 18:55:58 |
Mr Pubes | well no one wuld have covid if they just did jenk once in a while, man this ♥♥♥♥ will build ur immune system better than smellin a dead horse p u s s i | 2021-01-31 18:25:54 |
Mr Pubes | **top** jenk flavors of 2020:5. Mango Habenero4. Bangladesh FeVer3. diaper 2. raccoon ♥♥♥♥1. brown mustard | 2021-01-26 18:54:15 |
Mr Pubes | long, greasy and hairy. stinky and scary. | 2021-01-20 16:56:05 |
Mr Pubes | covr urself in peant butter and run aroun the hspital sayin " I am a nggr" | 2021-01-07 20:12:56 |
Mr Pubes | hmm no, but ur 4 foreskins is kinda like an onion, it has layers ;-) I bet it smells like one too ;-) | 2020-12-09 18:37:04 |
Mr Pubes | I pulled back my foreskin today, and the smell hit me hard. hit me harder than a dog tryin to cross the interstate | 2020-12-04 18:46:25 |
Mr Pubes | my kindergarter teacher told me that boobs were filled with spongees to keep the bacteria away is thus true? | 2020-11-29 23:13:01 |
Mr Pubes | after a long night on the farm my pee pee is covered in scabs and my pee pee is still very itchy ;( | 2020-11-12 09:17:51 |
Mr Pubes | sometimes when u r in da woods a man in a coat heckles ur little hole ;-) | 2020-10-31 21:02:51 |
Mr Pubes | Hi my name is Brian and I like cheese xD specifically the cheese that grows on a yak's anus overnight | 2020-10-29 09:08:11 |
Mr Pubes | mmm mmm mmm is what the piggie is thinkin when i lick its anus | 2020-10-11 17:43:06 |
Mr Pubes | I use poop as lube for sex with farm animal | 2020-09-24 13:00:50 |
Mr Pubes | well ♥♥♥ i got in trouble for fiddlin with the neighbors cat even though it was yowling from a pinky in the anoos | 2020-08-22 22:05:57 |
Mr Pubes | fiddlin with my scrotum on the train again | 2020-08-22 21:18:41 |
Mr Pubes | horse veginestinky anal mustard discharge | 2020-07-02 17:30:18 |
Mr Pubes | surprise i am in ur house in ur basement surprise it is r a p e ;-);-) | 2020-06-21 07:16:16 |
Mr Pubes | Turkey baster full of old mustard mixed with farm animal c u m ;-) | 2020-06-12 20:06:37 |
Mr Pubes | mmm say it with me, P i s s. horse p i s s ;-) | 2020-06-09 20:01:02 |
Mr Pubes | 1. take ur ketchup packet2. drizzle it on to a horse a n u s3. Slurp slurp tasty meal for 2 ;-) | 2020-06-09 10:25:25 |
Mr Pubes | Corn? can be found in fossil fuels I think. good for suckin off a dino ;-) | 2020-06-02 22:27:03 |
Mr Pubes | When i was in elemenry scool I would cover my pee pee in elmers glue and let it dry ;-) then it would shed its skin like a skin lizard ;-) | 2020-05-08 13:44:54 |
Mr Pubes | i have fantasi about pooping uncontrollably in public place ;-) | 2020-04-16 17:28:44 |
Mr Pubes | hot magma runny egg feces streaming down ur legstears running down ur eyes as the room stinks upur teacher calls ur mom to pick u upthis is the 10th grade | 2020-04-06 12:44:36 |
Mr Pubes | runny egg butthole s h i t running down my pant legs :-( | 2020-03-19 23:16:16 |
Mr Pubes | milk, milk, lemonade. when i put my pee pee in small animal it screams | 2020-02-27 19:17:52 |
Mr Pubes | hairy baboon hyped up on viagra loose in da daycare pls send help | 2020-02-18 15:28:59 |
Mr Pubes | how many times can I beat off in one day???? how MANY times can I beat off an ANIMAL in one day ;-) | 2020-02-07 17:53:31 |
Mr Pubes | hee hee very funny xD I can fit a mcdonals straw down my U R E T H R A | 2020-01-26 17:10:49 |
Mr Pubes | hmmm interesting u ask why yes :) however the p o l i c e beat my ass when I was dumping my loa for mixing ;-) | 2020-01-14 22:04:40 |
Mr Pubes | big purple stegosaurus v e g i n e flapping so hot make my pee pee hard | 2020-01-13 21:18:36 |
Mr Pubes | lgre whooly mammoth ♥♥♥♥ stretching ur bngee to elastic deformity. toothpaste consitensy semen dripping down ur shaking legs | 2019-12-20 20:58:36 |
Mr Pubes | hairy, fat, lonley, h o r n e y. I make flesh light out of microwaved baloney. | 2019-12-07 15:24:51 |
Mr Pubes | I play joke in public by pretending my pee pee is a space worm that is looking for a worm hole ;-) | 2019-11-18 22:12:43 |
Mr Pubes | B I G N I Q Q E R | 2019-10-16 22:53:07 |
Mr Pubes | I'd ♥♥♥♥ that stupid red donUT right in its belly | 2019-09-18 16:18:13 |
Mr Pubes | i hear noise at night turn on the light and what do you know, its my neighbor ♥♥♥ a pregnent racconn | 2019-09-02 15:11:17 |
Mr Pubes | big n i g g e r poop | 2019-08-27 10:19:28 |
Mr Pubes | Jenked Rightnow How Nice Butthole Right | 2019-06-22 21:34:48 |
Mr Pubes | ghonoreah ghonoreah oh how i wish I didnt have chlamidhia | 2018-12-10 19:30:38 |
Mr Pubes | i was in da library and I screamed I HAVE CLAMIDIA I HAVE CLAMIDIA | 2018-11-14 20:14:29 |
Mr Pubes | pickel ........................... surprise.........................................HAM | 2018-10-07 16:28:17 |
Mr Pubes | i made meatloaf except it was poop ;-) MAN, I regret putting it in the oven on 500 degrees tho | 2018-09-25 16:46:41 |
Mr Pubes | wow i come home from work and i see my roommate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my macaroni salad wlell i eat it anyway | 2018-09-21 12:00:11 |
Mr Pubes | it works 4 me i havent WIPED in WEEKS | 2018-09-18 14:22:35 |
Mr Pubes | you HAVE been BLESSED with the POOPS OF NO WIPING. To retain your powers, copy and paste this status and post 16 times to your friend's profiles. If you FAIL TO DO SO, your next POOP will smear ALL THE WAY up your own BUTTCRACK. | 2018-09-08 09:41:46 |
Mr Pubes | ORiginal scratch n' sniff: 1. scrape fingersnails along ur dirty gooch2. smell ur fingernails and brethe deeply3: pure bliss | 2018-08-20 10:36:56 |
Mr Pubes | achievement progress 70/147 wow this is why ur grandparetns commited suicide early | 2018-07-13 15:38:03 |
Mr Pubes | I was in the safEway in the aisle and I took three deep breathes and screamed: "RAPE, RAPE, RAPE" | 2018-06-28 22:04:08 |
Mr Pubes | have u ever jack off with left over mashed potate | 2018-06-21 14:34:42 |
Mr Pubes | I enjoy the move theter so much i shaved my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and stuck it to the floor like a suction cup | 2018-05-26 14:04:21 |
Mr Pubes | U eat Chic fil a? SO do my dags whichg i have sex | 2018-05-14 17:14:28 |
Mr Pubes | I t0ld the guy at the bank my name is rapist | 2018-05-12 19:19:05 |
Mr Pubes | everytime my dog poops i use a tazer on him so he never poops | 2018-04-28 11:40:09 |
guitarist809 | you can be admin. i just need your password so i cna doubel check that it workd | 2018-04-20 20:30:41 |
Mr Pubes | can I be admin pls | 2018-04-18 19:20:19 |
Mr Pubes | please | 2018-04-18 18:44:40 |
Mr Pubes | Hi I see you havent responded yet, can I be admin? | 2018-04-18 18:44:32 |
Mr Pubes | Hi my name is Brian I am 12 i like pizza, riding my bike and trading yugio I get straight A's in school can I be admin | 2018-04-18 18:44:16 |
Mr Pubes | can i be admin | 2018-04-18 18:39:42 |
Mr Pubes | once for a science progect in school i secretly recorded my techr making brown brown then showed it at the scool assembly | 2018-04-15 11:34:28 |
Mr Pubes | i shavd my anis then stuck it on the school floor like a suction cup so they couldnt remove me for public mastrbaton | 2017-12-26 19:08:15 |
Mr Pubes | HeLP i canT stop MASTERBATING OUTSIDE | 2017-12-19 11:01:39 |
Mr Pubes | once i brainwahsed my friend into molesting his cat | 2017-11-26 23:35:21 |
Mr Pubes | once in school my teachr made me angre so i put my hand over my kiwis and squeezed really hard | 2017-10-07 18:48:37 |
Mr Pubes | once i let my dog ♥♥♥♥ a water balon filled with old yogurt | 2017-09-28 15:40:21 |
Mr Pubes | I sat nekad on the top of ur roof like a gargolyele until my cack got hard in the morning and scared the birds | 2017-09-01 18:19:17 |
Uncle Dick | sup boy | 2017-05-12 21:37:12 |
Mr Pubes | once i slipped my thik pee pee into ur gods butt and thats why his face is so happy | 2017-04-25 07:12:04 |
Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | yo3 m@tt u r pr3tty cul but if u tell my squ@d that they might b@n me so don''''t!! k? | 2016-10-20 23:32:01 |
Mr Pubes | psttt....I like purpel ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-08 06:35:05 |
Mr Pubes | I ♥♥♥♥ U LIKE EGG ROLL | 2015-08-13 11:10:49 |
Mr Pubes | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-05-24 20:45:59 |
Mr Pubes | I tried dey sais da mystery was in my dookie and I looked inside it and no mystery | 2014-12-23 14:40:50 |
Mr Pubes | yoe | 2014-10-16 04:29:46 |
Willy | Rhinos in bongs | 2014-08-10 02:52:12 |
Mr Pubes | Your profile pic made me laugh so hard tears came out of my eyes | 2014-04-18 22:07:30 |
Willy | I ejac all over those rhinos every day | 2014-02-26 00:59:13 |
Mr Pubes | gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrraaaa peee aaaa pooooooo | 2013-12-07 13:14:28 |
Rdy Spaghetti | much wow | 2013-11-20 23:14:07 |
Mr Pubes | _-`*~ShiVeRzZz~*`-_ as he runs a finger down ur ballsakk | 2013-08-02 18:33:17 |
guitarist809 | lol its nic cage | 2013-08-01 17:33:13 |
Mr Pubes | man that alien is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creeper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i just imagined him groping my tits at night *shiver* | 2013-07-27 15:21:03 |
(=^・ェ・^=)♥♡Kittencakes | hiiiii Myattt~ ^______^ <3 | 2013-06-21 18:04:23 |
Mr Pubes | i force my ♥♥♥♥ in a throat and piss in it | 2013-06-08 17:30:29 |
Mr Pubes | i keep depraved doggies in my closet and feed them their own poop for 2 yr | 2013-05-09 10:14:21 |
(=^・ェ・^=)♥♡Kittencakes | <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 | 2013-03-28 01:19:40 |
Willy | Ass clamps | 2013-01-18 15:35:55 |
Rdy Spaghetti | The results came in last night. It's official, you're gay. | 2013-01-17 21:15:39 |
Rdy Spaghetti | Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 2012-12-25 00:40:32 |
Willy | Hello | 2012-12-13 22:14:54 |
Silver Kenya | You're just mad at my dog fort picture | 2012-10-26 22:04:22 |
Silver Kenya | loldood | 2012-10-04 16:26:42 |
audiokiwi | why is your finger killing itself? because it sees lots of penis but no ♥♥♥♥♥? | 2012-09-02 22:36:44 |
Rdy Spaghetti | I came cumquats coz i wanted to. | 2012-07-25 17:55:39 |
Mr Pubes | once i shaved all my ball hairs and then put them in some chicken noodle soup and then i gagged | 2011-12-10 12:28:37 |
EdWindows | wat | 2011-12-04 22:34:18 |
audiokiwi | i just pekachu'ed all over your bed | 2011-07-21 19:28:57 |
Mr Pubes | I made a poop then wiped my butthole with my pen0r | 2011-02-09 22:15:57 |
(=^・ェ・^=)♥♡Kittencakes | ^__^ | 2011-02-09 22:05:07 |
ponchopoon | Fixed width div worked! Thank you sir! | 2011-01-12 01:44:40 |
audiokiwi | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet... | 2011-01-05 00:14:35 |
Scrubsauce | titpiss | 2010-11-01 22:46:11 |
M. Carl | My weiner smells like ripped tit syndrome | 2010-09-30 15:50:32 |
Public Enemy | I hope these lines and curves on your profile forming letters and words aren't too much for you to handle. I remember you telling me you have trouble with anything over the number 4, whether it be words, syllables, counting, etc. | 2010-09-16 08:17:57 |
M. Carl | Smack 'er wit a ♥♥♥♥ | 2010-09-05 15:53:51 |
Scrubsauce | Walrus meme ahoyu | 2010-05-12 19:41:05 |
Willy | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2010-05-12 02:37:40 |
M. Carl | ♥♥♥♥ cakes on a baby seahorse | 2010-01-15 17:24:29 |
Willy | urine in your pillow | 2009-12-18 02:25:45 |
Public Enemy | word. | 2009-06-28 00:27:47 |
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