| Guitarist809 | hey dood you haven't been coming to dodohead club meetings 4 a while now u ok? | 2024-05-26 20:50:37 |
| Mr Pubes | 2 liter of mountain dew fully naked except wearing MOON BOOTS jumping through wallmart screaming obsenities and squirting long s h i t ropes from my ass the cops have no idea what to do | 2024-05-15 17:20:59 |
| Mr Pubes | bad DREAM last night huge BILE titan spreading my butt cheeks apart getting ready to spit his green juice into my stretched bungus | 2024-04-20 11:28:01 |
| Mr Pubes | I knew this guy from 7th grade but he is grown up now and he would go on a cruise every summer and long story short get wiht some goblin woman every year for 10 years but they all got pregrnit so he had 10 child support payments he killed himself by shooting a bow n arrow into the air several times and waiting for the arrow to fall down on his head | 2024-04-17 10:21:06 |
| Mr Pubes | outside the safeway store naked except with gargoyle haloween mask I put reaper sauce all over my pecker run inside screaming I am on national news | 2024-02-01 14:49:53 |
| Mr Pubes | scary visions of hairy c o c k n balls at night haunting my dreams until i find out it is cousin sobek sneakin into my room at night making shadow puppet with his ♥♥♥ n ballz agauni | 2024-01-14 13:40:16 |
| Mr Pubes | BATS the size of prehistoric teradacyls maybe even bigger their scrotums harvested for valuable coat making material this happens | 2024-01-07 12:49:37 |
| Mr Pubes | i bet u wouldnt piss in a random car at chapel hills mall n e more u poser | 2023-12-27 20:16:39 |
| Mr Pubes | WHERE is pic of bat SCROUTUM coat?????????? all i see is nothing | 2023-12-22 21:37:07 |
| Mr Pubes | when i was in 4th grade my friend said he had some bath salts I took one whiff and he was like JK those are dehydrated piss crystals and then my pupils dialate and I see the color red | 2023-11-22 14:05:33 |
| Guitarist809 | bat scrotum is best you should buy from pubes 4 sure | 2023-09-04 18:49:12 |
| Mr Pubes | lagre BAT scrotum used to make leather coat | 2023-05-12 14:59:16 |
| guitarist809 | I hav guitar with 200 frets | 2023-01-30 22:57:04 |
| Mr Pubes | man wearing loaded diaper arrested at football game for stinkin the place up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his diaper cause he dont wanna walk 25 feet | 2022-09-30 17:34:23 |
| guitarist809 | Fig NEWTON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL | 2022-09-04 13:35:01 |
| guitarist809 | B careful u have to beefrend bees knees before bees knees will give you bees cheese | 2022-08-14 13:00:40 |
| Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | ♥♥♥♥ U GUYS I GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF U | 2022-07-23 20:51:38 |
| guitarist809 | For reference: https://www.aaphysiotherapy.com/media/9436/78103111_2729180907103027_1843802500663083008_n.jpg | 2022-06-07 22:54:13 |
| guitarist809 | Have you ever seen a bee's knees? | 2022-06-07 22:52:26 |
| Mr Pubes | three horny boys doin summersaults down the hallway at school get their ass spanked raw when they stop rollin around | 2022-06-01 16:24:49 |
| guitarist809 | dude stop having poop how many times i tell you | 2022-05-11 20:05:54 |
| Mr Pubes | AH f u ck u pickle rick | 2022-05-11 19:09:17 |
| guitarist809 | Dude gross I can't believe you have poop | 2022-05-01 20:41:07 |
| Mr Pubes | i was in the 4th grade and my teacher tried to get me to do a math problem on the board but I had a boner so i told her to "GO GARGLE A LOAD OF GARGOYLE C U M" and to this day i still cannot find a job | 2022-04-26 07:26:13 |
| guitarist809 | That's a good deal man you should go for it I know my dad works for HashiButt and he said so | 2022-04-16 21:14:47 |
| Mr Pubes | 5 lbs of butt hash delivered to ur doorstep for only 5.99 | 2022-04-16 12:47:33 |
| guitarist809 | I kno u hack. Imma tell the admin on U!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2022-03-11 22:56:54 |
| Mr Pubes | once in 9th grade my teacher was teachin us about the dinos and then he pulled out his dino ♥♥♥♥ and started spraying piss all over the front row | 2022-02-08 16:47:23 |
| Mr Pubes | put some ol' eggs in an ol' tupperwaremix it with diet coekstick it in the walmart microwave for 10 min and run | 2021-11-07 05:32:54 |
| Mr Pubes | rumble rumble1 gallon of milk and a bean burritoMcDonal ball pit explosion | 2021-11-02 11:10:05 |
| Mr Pubes | da babby is made after all u can eat spagetthi night and then 2 liter of MONSTER ENERGY in the morning then go on the trampoline | 2021-09-10 08:18:37 |
| Mr Pubes | stop chockin UR GOOSE in skool | 2021-09-05 16:53:38 |
| guitarist809 | no you are gona watch mattricks like 47 times becuse lego ropes r not free | 2021-08-08 21:57:07 |
| guitarist809 | Leggo your lego ropes i want em srsly i need to make pod racr | 2021-08-08 21:52:31 |
| Mr Pubes | ah ♥♥♥♥ I went to t bell and forgot my wet wipes | 2021-07-06 18:58:33 |
| guitarist809 | Gimme yer leggo roopes rite now i wana make a pod raceer | 2021-07-03 23:50:43 |
| guitarist809 | I took a pee in a wishing well and well i wish that pee could be in a tree | 2021-01-31 17:22:40 |
| Mr Pubes | you HAVE been BLESSED with the POOPS OF NO WIPING. To retain your powers, copy and paste this status and post 16 times to your friend's profiles. If you FAIL TO DO SO, your next POOP will smear ALL THE WAY up your own BUTTCRACK. | 2018-09-08 10:03:27 |
| Mr Pubes | I got caight masterbatin in the janitors closet in skool only because I skipped spanish class the whole year and got a 0 to do so | 2018-06-28 22:15:16 |
| Mr Pubes | y0 BOLF i heer u can fly the wasps next in 25 PaRASECHS | 2018-04-19 14:03:40 |
| Mr Pubes | tie a string to ur BanGis then walk backwards see what hppns | 2017-09-01 18:27:22 |
| guitarist809 | I USED TO HAVE A DINOSAUR LIKE THE ONE U HAVE IN YOUR AVATAR BUT THEN MY DAD GOT A JOB | 2016-11-07 19:29:41 |
| Mr Pubes | u r a goon and shuld be ashamed | 2016-10-28 19:48:08 |
| Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I AM DRUNK AND HAVE BEEN POSTING COMMENTS AT SIGN WILLY AT SIGN MY BROTHER AT SIGN AARON AT SIGN MATT AT SIGN BRANDOM AT SIGN ME | 2016-10-20 23:36:03 |
| Mr Pubes | go SUCK a BUTT | 2013-09-06 17:06:28 |
| Mr Pubes | BEEPADEE BOOBADEE BOTZEE | 2013-06-19 19:31:53 |
| guitarist809 | Jagga Wagga | 2012-09-06 23:42:25 |
| Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby | Jewbilee | 2012-08-06 23:52:23 |
| M. Carl | a lot | 2012-08-05 16:25:37 |
| guitarist809 | How much ♥♥♥♥ could a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ if a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ could ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥? | 2012-08-05 15:46:16 |
| M. Carl | big titted mexican | 2010-01-12 20:39:40 |
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