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SteamID64: 76561197992991117
SteamID32: [U:1:32725389]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:16362694
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/bowyer3212/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197992991117
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Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: UNK
Creation: 2007-10-01 23:55:34 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-05-24 08:31:55
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| Bowyer | 2023-05-24 08:31:55 [Estimated] |
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| John | 2023-05-24 08:31:55 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| CBAisLife | Miss you big dawg. I have your Alliance lanyard hanging off of the rearview mirror in my car. Every time I look at it I think of you and it makes me smile. Love you, man. | 2024-06-18 20:27:08 |
| Somekid | As a veteran princess tycoon player, a cotton and sunshine alliance is pretty difficult to beat.. theyre 2 of the strongest princesses in the game. Cotton has the highest DPS and speed while sunshine has a flying carpet, Angel does have some decent weapons but glitter is quite weak. I think you should try to form an alliance with spirit as her dark age nunchucks weapon can be used to phase through walls. This will allow you to obtain gears from the other players and essentially become undefeatable. You can also practice your wall jumps but that is only viable for unroofed tycoons. | 2024-06-02 12:38:21 |
| ❄Ƒrost❄ | I'm sorry bro but the Wu Long game reviews say it sucks. BUT the Wu Kong game that comes out in August still looks good though. I'll probably get that one. | 2024-04-30 01:01:33 |
| Lightning | Well, everyone got together and we played a ♥♥♥♥ ton of games today that we thought you would've enjoyed. I can't believe it's already been a year. | 2024-04-28 23:09:33 |
| Lizard | Missing you again, you'd have laughed at how goofy these cowboy bebop skins look on overwatch so hard with us ♥ | 2024-03-16 22:51:47 |
| Devil Sinclair | Miss ya, choom. Doing the best I can for you. | 2024-03-14 20:25:05 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Miss ya bro. Dedicating a few games this year to you. | 2024-01-15 01:07:06 |
| ❄Ƒrost❄ | Milf Mondays just aren't the same without you. | 2024-01-05 23:46:37 |
| Michael Myers | miss you. so much. | 2023-12-10 20:12:53 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | miss you buddy | 2023-11-28 20:59:31 |
| Devil Sinclair | F | 2023-09-24 20:25:43 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | F | 2023-09-24 04:55:26 |
| Nymeria | Thank you for the memories, John. I'll never have another best guy friend like I did you. | 2023-07-23 16:28:19 |
| Somekid | HEYYY QUEEN!! I just saw your post on Twitter about how men are trash! And I just want to let you know that I agree! Although i am a man (Ik ugh) I just want you to know that im on your side! "One of the good ones" as some would say!! Btw i never noticed how fat your boobies are till just now but they're awesome | 2023-07-15 15:13:37 |
| Jam Session | I miss you. Think about you a lot. I hope you're doing okay on the other side. | 2023-06-01 11:46:23 |
| Lightning | Thank you | 2023-04-29 00:12:15 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | Guys, seriously? Another non-gaming ad on the Xbox home screen! Wtf? But this time, it caught my attention. They want us to order ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ food on Xbox! Does it work lrl or is that like a dumb game or what? U gotta put in a CC, is this legit? I think it's called Liifer let me know what U find. Thanks! | 2022-11-28 03:39:58 |
| Somekid | Help guys, I am currently in a dire situation. My league of legends lango has quietly infiltrated by workplace vocabulary.Just the other day I was reviewing the code of some junior devs and ended up telling one of them that their Merge request was dogwater and would hard grief the performance of the entire app down the line.My colleage already asked me what "inting" was because I've apparently used that word when talking to her before and I told her it's just "doing things poorly", and she said "oh okay".Or sometimes I refer to really annoying clients as "Shaco players" when talking with fellow colleages, which doesn't really mean anything but I just had a lot of bad experiences with Shaco players in the past. No one in the group questioned about me about it but I'm nearly certain they all played league in the past so they knew exactly what I meant lol.How do I make it stop?I don't even play this game anymore. | 2022-11-21 20:09:45 |
| Somekid | Hi, I'm a big fan of Raid Shadow Legends and I'm so excited to be sponsoring this game! I just love how much strategy and thought goes into each battle, and the characters are all so unique and interesting.But I have to confess, I've also used this game as an opportunity to commit murder. You see, I've been using this game as a way to find victims. I study their habits and patterns, figure out when they're going to be online, and then I strike.I usually use a poison or a blade, depending on what will be less obvious. And I always make sure to clean up after myself so that there's no evidence left behind. But I think my latest victim might have caught on to what I was doing. And I'm not sure what to do next.So I'm confessing to all of you now. If you see me online in the game, be careful. I might be coming for you next. | 2022-07-20 11:59:46 |
| Somekid | Made you look | 2022-02-17 18:48:33 |
| Somekid | oh, so your a "Gorillaz fan" huh? fine, name me any song besides DARE, Feel Good Inc., Clint Eastwood, Rhinestone Eyes, On Melancholy Hill, Dirty Harry, Tomorrow Comes Today and Rock The House.Ill wait. | 2021-12-09 22:18:15 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility." | 2021-06-14 21:47:35 |
| Somekid | Hi, my name is Gus A. Mon. My pet is a mongoose and I live on the 25th Island of Greece named Amorgos. I used to live in Sussex, and my family business consists of raising and selling Suses, when I was 13, I received a Lego piece #26047 as a birthday gift from my brother named Amon Sus. My favourite bible verses are Exodus 17:7 and John 1:14, and my favourite song is skit #4 by Kanye west. My favourite Pokemon is pokemon #591. My favorite episode of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, is Season 2 Episode 16. I also have an Italian relative from Rome named Sussus Amogus, in addition I also have a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, talents, or accomplishments | 2021-06-03 10:15:20 |
| Somekid | Ok cya I’m gonna go,Grind the pepper, spaghetti the zucchini, yank the yonk, yonk the yank, flip the old switch, plug in the old usb, set the table, sharpen the pencil, open the champagne, unclog the toilet, plunge the sink, place the hotdog in its bun, scrub the bottle, open the Pringle’s can, poach the egg, null the void, eat the old banana, shuck the corn, core the apple, give myself a hand, cuff the old carrot, slap the salami, jerk the jackrabbit, polish the silverware, popping the bottle, relieve some stress, choke the chicken, handshake the hamshank, pull the porker, beat the meat, slam the salmon, raising the batting average, do some homework, buff the baloney, do the one gun salute, pop it off, spank the monkey, distribute free literature, wrestling the walrus, elating the eel, do the five knuckle shuffle, partake in important scientific research, study the bible, rustle the raccoon, dance with the dingo, punch the wood, TLDR I am going to touch myself. | 2021-06-01 09:45:38 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | My great Aunt called and she wants her toaster back simp | 2021-03-23 20:28:34 |
| Somekid | Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa. | 2021-03-22 21:12:43 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Nice chili dog | 2021-01-05 00:29:58 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | BOWSER’S GAY | 2020-12-25 14:46:00 |
| Somekid | I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.Best regards,-an atheist(?) | 2020-11-22 11:04:30 |
| Somekid | psychic? since I was a child I was taken over by many spirits where I spoke many different Languages none of which i was taught and do not understand them it would be nice for once to be normal without having Spirits constantly Torment me i was 2 years old and now 63 and would like to have a relationship and get married but when I tell girls of my problem they are frightened of me I am cursed Please do not be cruel to me and mock me thank God its me and not you one Pastor refused to help me | 2020-07-27 15:42:44 |
| ❄Ƒrost❄ | Oh?😲 You're approaching 🚶🏻♂️me? Instead 🙅🏻♀️of running away🏃🏻♂️💨, you're coming right 👉🏻 to me? Even though your grandfather👨🏽🦳, Joshep, told 🗣you the secret 🤫🙊 of The World🌍🗺, like an exam student 👨🏼🎓scrambling to finish ✍🏼😭the problems 💢on an exam until the last moments 🕐😱before the chime🔔?I can't 🙅🏻♀️beat 🤜🏼🤕the ♥♥♥♥💩 out of you 👎🏼without getting closer🚶🏻♂️.Oh ho! 😤Then come as close 🚶🏻♂️as you like.Horaa! 👊🏼⚡️🦵🏽Too slow🐌, too slow🐌! The World 🌍🗺is the ultimate 💪🥇💯Stand. Even without 🙅🏼♂️his power to stop time🚫⏱, his speed 🏃🏻♂️⚡️and power 💪far exceed 📈that of your 👎🏼🙊Star Platinum⭐️✨. | 2020-03-24 21:12:21 |
| Somekid | I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. | 2020-03-23 05:38:52 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | See the thing is(Rips a fat dab and coughs violently for 10 minutes and then vomits)I love weed. | 2020-03-10 13:37:29 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | Look, Buttigieg is a PUBLICALLY ADMITTED (FREAKEN) HOMOSEXUAL, an outright self-admitted QUEER, to put this simply he's nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is on par with a crazed blood sucker, both of which, i.e., 1) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & 2) Blood Sucker; are nearly the same in purpose, i.e., to suck the life out of another person thru the "tube", or thru the "♥♥♥♥" or "♥♥♥♥" or what ever you want to call a man's "Talley-Whacker", to put that as bluntly as I know how to! | 2020-01-16 04:29:15 |
| Somekid | I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat? | 2019-12-16 18:37:50 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | God I hate anime. I can’t stand that big eyed ‘oni-chan’ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just keep it to yourself. All anime viewers are pathetic weebs and they should keep their sick fetishes to the bedroom. This is not an understatement, I HATE it. What is the appeal of weird Japanese people who don’t speak english with quivering voices and big eyes and high pitched yelling and squeaking. Nasty! Anime bad. Anime titties good though, that is true. | 2019-09-30 14:01:10 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | hey guys last nightsnickersi stuck a win bottle in my vaginmuffled laughterbut then i got drunk because of the wine in my vaginhearty laffsand THEN two guys started spitroasting me!full on laughterso i started deep-throating a big ass weenielaughter starts exceeding 90 decibelsand then i got high and raped a guylaughter is close to approaching 130 decibelsBUT THENeveryone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increasesCHECK THISthe military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threatNO SERIOUSLYthe whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy SchumerI SWALLOD THE CUMMIES | 2019-07-22 13:02:48 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | it is now year 2200, long after The Laugh. Most of the human race didn't survive the apocalypse that happened after some really funny jokes made by The Amy Schumer, the only one's that survived were, maybe by faith, an ordinary man and a woman. As the earth had to rebuild itself from dust, it was fitting to name these two Adam and Eve. It was beginning of the new order, and new planet earth. It is now close to 200 years after that incident, and we still haven't fully accustomed ourselves to our new enviroment. Not new to us, since we were born after the apocalypse, and the only information about the past we got from tales of the old timers. If this works, and someone out there can hear us, stop her. Do whatever is needed, one persons death is nothing compared to billions of bodies, rotting, decomposing, and now forgotten. | 2019-07-22 13:02:17 |
| Somekid | To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa | 2019-07-08 17:48:15 |
| Somekid | Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up | 2018-12-02 15:37:51 |
| Somekid | Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells. | 2018-07-31 07:36:57 |
| Somekid | I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat? | 2018-07-23 02:27:37 |
| Somekid | Happy :smiley:IndepenDICKS:eggplant::sweat_drops::whale: Day :raised_hands::flag_us: :exclamation:Shout out:loudspeaker::mega: to our POUNDING:hammer::mask: Father THOTmas:clap::skin-tone-1::clap::skin-tone-1: Jefferson 4:1234: writing:pencil: the :scroll::eggplant:DICKloration of InepenDICKS.:dash::eggplant::sweat_drops::exclamation:Dont:no_entry_sign: forget:information_desk_person::skin-tone-1: to set off:sweat_drops::fireworks: those :fire:fireTWERKS :confetti_ball: :tada: :sparkler: tonight:night_with_stars::exclamation: :two_hearts:Make them explode:eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: in the sky:pray::skin-tone-1: | 2018-07-08 04:54:08 |
| Somekid | A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks. "What would you like sir?" The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his down before placing his order. "Coffee. Black." A hush falls over the patrons and the staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from the men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. The cheeto avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "Keep the change." | 2018-05-30 18:03:17 |
| Somekid | Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls | 2018-03-11 07:44:04 |
| Somekid | You sir are the greatest archaeologist of the puss, tore my wife's a new whole, (literally cause she was a man beforehand) good luck in the never ending quest that many men have tired to conquer. | 2018-02-25 19:12:31 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Did you know that alien really did build the pyramids? Or at least they got human slaves to do it. Don't just take my word for it, that is a fact. Think about the pyramids and it all becomes so clear. They are triangles and nothing else on earth is a triangle. That shape came from outer space and the pyramids are just how the aliens taunted us. Not only did they make us use their prefered fake shape but they also made us worship it. Even now tourists from all over the world visit the fake shape triangle buildings to pay their respects to the aliens. In fact they will probably get mad soon and make us adopt another one of their stupid space shapes. Watch out for anything with more sides than a spider. | 2017-08-13 22:53:25 |
| Somekid | i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her hooters. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough | 2017-08-13 22:48:20 |
| Somekid | I danced the whole choreography to a kpop song in front of all my classmates because my english teacher (who was pretty cool) dared me. i could hear the chads making fun of me while i was dancing, thankfully a bunch of stacies were based and told them to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and told em they didnt have the balls to do what i was doing. they congratulated me and told me i was a great dancer afterwards but i still feel it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ choice from me. i cringe every time i remember.also I called my female teacher mom once, everyone laughed at me | 2017-08-02 04:40:28 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Shouldn't be handing out your boyfriends phone number on someones page. | 2017-08-01 17:13:42 |
| Somekid | Yeah I guess you could say I'm pretty Steam famous. I only spent $80 on my Steam custom URL (it's a cool dictionary word! No I don't know what it means I dropped out of middle school) and if you make fun of it you better believe I'll set my avatar to a black and white anime girl with a knife and DDOS you. Trust me on this one I have access to ProBooter from ProForums, I have a custom build that my friend sends to me over Skype (hacker program). Coding is my passion, I have coded over 4 different types of AimTux copy pastes and I haven't been detected for over a week so I guess you can say I know my ♥♥♥♥ when it comes to reverse engineering too. I love to get in new relationships every month, my current boyfriend is addicted to fake Xanax bars and he loves to listen to Lil Peep. He's a cute trap but I haven't seen his face yet just his legs. No I can't do trigonometry but I promise I coded this CSGO aimbot, wanna buy it? | 2017-07-13 04:01:08 |
| Somekid | Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-05-29 16:32:04 |
| Somekid | "i'm not owned! I'm not owned!!", I continue to insist as I shrink down and transform into a corn cob. | 2017-03-10 02:03:21 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | I went to see Hamlet and the guy playing Hamlet was rather cute and had a lot of shirtless scenes going on and so I stared at him and tried to make eye contact until he caught my eye and I wiggled my eyebrow and he broke character and smiled and after that I would catch him glancing my way and after the play was over he came into the lobby and pulled me into his dressing room and that is how I lost my virginity to someone with his own Wikipedia page | 2017-03-08 17:16:51 |
| Somekid | Many years ago, in a time before the first intelligent life-form existed on Earth, there lived a species of brainless goth kids that danced with glowsticks and gay cowboy stripper pants...they are the ancient species of, "RAWR XD" | 2017-02-01 19:17:25 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Go tell Aunt Rhody.Go tell Aunt Rhody.Go tell Aunt Rhody that everybody is...dead. | 2017-01-26 03:58:30 |
| Nymeria | I miss the old Torbjorn, straight from the core Torbjorn Chop up the carrys Torbjorn, set on his molds Torbjorn I hate the new Torbjorn, the bad news Torbjorn The always lit Torbjorn, geek on them fools Torbjorn I miss the baby Bjorntorn, the wavy molten Bjorntorn I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Torbjorn So I invented Torbjorn, It wasn't any Torbjorns And now I look around and there's so many Torbjorns. I used to love Torbjorn, I used to love Torbjorn I even had the red hammer, I thought I WAS Torbjorn What if Torbjorn made a POTG with Torbjorn Called "I finally made it with Torbjorn" That's all it was Torbjorn, we still love Torbjorn And I love you like Torbjorn love scrap metal | 2017-01-25 22:51:37 |
| Somekid | First of all, sonic isn't even an anime, second of all if you ever say anything about sonic, i will not hesitate to kill you. Go complain about something that matters and leave anime and videogames along before you lose your life. | 2017-01-08 05:09:33 |
| google boobs | mna i wish i was in a fictional world in a team with mercy and like her a lot and at some point she would ask me "whats the deal with us" and i would be like i dont know do you want to be my girlfriend and she would blush and say "ok i guess"then i would cuddle her real tight against my chest and kiss her a thousand times while she says that i should stop because im making the others jealous | 2016-12-21 19:25:14 |
| Somekid | mna i wish i was in a fictional world in a team with mercy and like her a lot and at some point she would ask me "whats the deal with us" and i would be like i dont know do you want to be my girlfriend and she would blush and say "ok i guess"then i would cuddle her real tight against my chest and kiss her a thousand times while she says that i should stop because im making the others jealous | 2016-12-11 08:14:50 |
| Somekid | Shark week is seven straight days of learning astonishing facts and terrfiying stories about a miracle of evolution and the most efficient killing machine to ever exist in the history of the planet. The Twilight Saga is brain-dead, illogical, ♥♥♥♥ tier, muddled pile of forced Christian morals that only people with no shame, no taste, or no ability to appreciate real writing go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy over. How exactly did you come to this comparison? It's like me saying "Apparently getting seduced and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over hard for hours by a yound Sean Connery is the female equivalent to having Rosie O'Donnell take a ♥♥♥♥ on your face." | 2016-11-07 08:28:24 |
| Somekid | I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a facebook page | 2016-10-29 09:48:46 |
| Somekid | Some boy in my class told the teacher he wasn't on his phone, he was just staring at his penis and smiling. | 2016-10-24 04:11:16 |
| Somekid | If only i weren't your grandmother and about 50 years younger I would like to get to know you better LOL LOL. All joking aside you look great love grandma | 2016-10-23 21:30:56 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | so there's this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me work right and honestly the only thing i'm gonna miss about the ♥♥♥♥ when he leaves is the pop top bottle bong he's got stashed in the mens dunny aye otherwise ♥♥♥♥ off craig | 2016-10-23 20:44:06 |
| Somekid | She's breathing awfully fast for being asleep. Maybe she has a fever, in which case i'd want to nurse her back to health before i itadakimasu the ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2016-09-25 07:14:44 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | let my people goooooooo | 2016-09-19 12:05:18 |
| Somekid | I wish i had cancer so Justin Bieber would come to me, kiss me on my cheeks, hug me, and call me his girlfriend... | 2016-08-20 19:06:43 |
| Somekid | I was holding a door open for an asain guy and was like "sank you". I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up pearl harbor like dat. | 2016-06-20 06:06:17 |
| Somekid | How did they clone Lindsey Lohan for the parent trap? I'm not an idiot, I know they cloned the sheep dolly but i didn't know they cloned a person. Is there something special in the genetic make up of gingers that makes them eaiser to clone? | 2016-05-21 23:40:33 |
| Somekid | My son asked what its like to be married, so i deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song | 2016-04-22 12:09:51 |
| Somekid | Delivery time stated between 45 to 60 minutes but it was deliverd within 25 minutes this was a bit of an inconvenience as I was balls deep in the wife at the time | 2016-04-19 10:40:06 |
| google boobs | YES. MY PATIO IS HANDWASHED. | 2015-10-27 03:11:01 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | glad i could contribute Brian! | 2015-09-21 07:31:51 |
| sexy girl from ohio | thank you all. your kind donations of $400000 will keep me alive for 1 more month, after being fired for looking at racist swords on my ipad | 2015-09-19 18:02:12 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | thug nasty rest in peace. | 2015-08-13 18:57:44 |
| google boobs | archaeologists 1000yrs from now are going to find my embalmed turds and assume they were part of some sacred ritual. Nope im just a dumb ass | 2015-07-26 18:48:23 |
| RubyViolet | wake me up inside | 2015-07-26 18:46:50 |
| google boobs | daily reminder to wrap your ♥♥♥♥ in tin foil before flushing so it doesnt touch other people's ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-04-22 05:45:54 |
| google boobs | my good new plan is to aquire a storefront, name it "please dont come in here" and jack off inside of it, alone, until i run out of money | 2015-03-06 03:37:33 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Ur mum | 2015-03-06 03:36:35 |
| Bowyer | Im going to remove comments i swear to god | 2015-03-06 02:46:56 |
| google boobs | if any of oyu crude boys want to come after me *room lights up revealing collection of r/c helicopters behind my outspread arms* be my guest | 2015-03-05 21:40:31 |
| RubyViolet | *Birdemic music plays in the background* | 2015-02-22 10:39:23 |
| Somekid | wtf kind of comments are these? | 2015-02-14 17:12:02 |
| google boobs | "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" the coach rips his headset off "they covered our football in nerd ♥♥♥! those bastards have covered our football in nerd ♥♥♥!" | 2014-08-26 14:22:07 |
| google boobs | **sticks vacuum into skintight rubber suit so it becomes even tighter and ♥♥♥♥ and balls become more pronounced & visible** | 2014-08-23 09:46:23 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | OOOOO johns in trouble! | 2014-07-19 14:53:48 |
| google boobs | ● ● , , , (_人__丿 ､､､ | 2014-07-19 08:44:34 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | 2014-07-06 04:19:52 |
| google boobs | VVV 420 VVV | 2012-12-20 02:01:29 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | VVV Johns in trouble VVV | 2012-11-21 15:13:36 |
| RubyViolet | WAKE UP YOU ASSHAT. | 2012-11-21 10:02:06 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Jew | 2012-07-12 18:12:16 |
| google boobs | geta ble | 2012-03-26 14:26:05 |
| Mr. Raaaaaaaaaaaager | Portal 2 <3 | 2011-04-24 07:28:01 |
| RubyViolet | :l | 2011-04-01 15:02:50 |
| google boobs | rrerr | 2011-02-03 17:32:05 |
| RubyViolet | Bucket. | 2011-01-18 00:50:32 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | gettable | 2010-12-28 18:09:20 |
| RubyViolet | BLARG. | 2010-12-21 03:30:48 |
| Sir Raven | Puddi Puddi | 2010-12-17 16:31:22 |
| ☣BoltϟLevee☣ | get this for left 4 dead 1 http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=1274 | 2010-11-02 14:10:04 |
| Mr. Raaaaaaaaaaaager | oh pffft cybers so gay for me | 2010-10-26 23:54:25 |
| google boobs | Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? | 2010-10-10 01:08:55 |
| Bowyer | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... | 2010-10-05 06:18:32 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | you know it | 2010-10-05 00:24:06 |
| google boobs | Cyber Mancer attempts to share his interests with John | 2010-10-02 17:29:31 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | v | 2010-09-30 10:11:31 |
| Chairman Meow Zedong | :) | 2010-07-04 22:19:41 |
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