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SteamID64: 76561198061707644
SteamID32: [U:1:101441916]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:50720958
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/swissnips/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198061707644
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Creation: 2012-04-08 12:35:55 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 05:30:46
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| Somekid | 2023-04-01 01:50:00 [Estimated] |
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| Chris | 2023-04-01 01:50:00 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/swissnips/ | 2023-04-01 01:50:00 |
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| NovaTerran | >be me>bottomless pit supervisor>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless>one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit>distress.jpg>ask my boss what to do>he says "just make it bottomless again">i say "how?">he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor">rage>quit my job>become regular pit supervisor>first day on the job, go to the new pit>its bottomless | 2024-06-24 05:08:47 |
| Asokan | you ever hold in a dookie for straight up 2 hours struggling for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life to hold it in cause you are picking up food and somehow you manage to hold it all in ass clean as a whistle. that's me I'm built different i hold that ♥♥♥♥ in like a god. my rectum clenches so tight I'm able not even able to make diamonds cause there is no space for things to crystallize. NOTHING is getting through. this is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i actually did this and wanted to tell you about it, | 2024-05-24 22:06:02 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | let my people go | 2024-04-05 16:39:59 |
| Vit | I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men. | 2024-01-03 20:41:40 |
| Fair | There is this girl in my school that I like and she is a straight baddie, today she was walking through the hallway and everyone was staring. While she was passing, I decided to sniff her ass without her noticing as a joke. Everyone laughed and my friend pointed out she had a phone in her back pocket and she might have been recording. Now I'm worried she filmed me sniffing her ass. | 2024-01-03 20:41:16 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Today is the day. I've got the most motivation to end since I got addicted a year ago. However, this is how it started:When I was younger 1-8 years old, I cannot remember, I was experimenting with my body, as any young child would do. Through this I found it was was sensitive and pleasurable to pull and tug my foreskin, AKA masturbation. I very rarely did this until I discovered porn.I first found soft porn on short form videos I would watch and jerk off to at 12. This has escalated over the past year into femdom BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism) It ruined me. I'm no longer innocent as I was previously, and I struggle to get erect. I sexualise women and my penis is all shrivelled up.Today, marking the new year I will quit. I just needed to get that off my chest. Salutations. | 2024-01-01 19:07:58 |
| Neil McCauley | +rep Whats up redneck | 2023-12-20 10:46:45 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Your dad hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. | 2023-11-08 11:36:18 |
| Fair | sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!! | 2023-10-28 00:16:05 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Chris, can I give you some advice? Abortion costs 500 dollars. Plan B costs 50 dollars. A condom is 5 dollars. But, being gay is free. The choice is your Chris, lead the life you want to live. Make the future your own. Be gay, and do crime. | 2023-10-09 22:53:53 |
| S. von Stackenblochen | I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game and it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we’ll be friends. | 2023-08-12 22:21:46 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | i accidentally talked to my family one time and my mewing stopped. it stopped my mewing should I just ropemaxx | 2023-08-04 10:52:47 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | I swear to Christ almighty nothing brings me more joy than hearing the announcer say 'Double Bogey!' in Mario Golf. The instant, nearly orgasmic happiness I feel knowing golfer's hopes and dreams just got crushed a little further is indescribable. I would say its a sick sense of satisfaction but I feel its entirely justified, I mean someone needs to put these filthy golfers in their place until they learn the ropes of how sporting actually works. | 2023-07-30 16:17:11 |
| American Dragon Chris Kyle | oh, that's just Faith...she's always checkin' up on me | 2023-07-23 04:25:24 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | blitz ball baby | 2023-07-15 14:48:51 |
| Sylar [MS] | +rep nice profile 😉 | 2023-02-03 08:56:00 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Apples and Banaynays make the girlies go caray cray | 2023-01-23 11:06:59 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | grandma just told me she is converting to Islam, due to Andrew Tate | 2023-01-22 23:16:28 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | I generally like chemistry class and my chemistry teacher is friendly so normally I would pay a lot of attention to class, the problem is that she has she has boobs the likes of which I have never seen, they are just gigantious. Instead of concentrating on the subject matter I concentrate on her tits, I have to stay focus somewhat so that I don't start drooling. Because of this I have to study more at home where there are less distraction.My friends like her boobs as well but they don't seem to be as distracted as I'm. | 2023-01-10 00:47:11 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | I am not an E boy | 2022-12-19 19:51:18 |
| Triple OG L Ron Hubbard | Today I hit my final straw.Life is just too short to be putting up with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If they wanted to have sex with you, they would. I’m not putting up with anymore excuses, it’s been that way for MONTHS. Not having sex for months is a big red flag.I’m gonna get what I want and enjoy life how I want to. Life is short and we need to enjoy every second of it. I deserve to have my pleasures satisfied, I deserve stability. I deserve to feel love and I deserve to feel intimacy and connection. I want to be vulnerable with the one person I love in this world. I want to feel every rush of hormones entering my blood stream while we do unspeakable things. I deserve this.I told my wife today that if our sex life doesn’t get better I’m leaving. I am valid in the way I feel. I deserve a good sex life | 2022-11-28 02:35:55 |
| S. von Stackenblochen | You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move. | 2022-11-17 16:24:01 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Worst movie I've seen, hands down. I can't even think of a runner-up. This thing makes Showgirls look like Citizen Kane in comparison. Marlon Brando himself could have risen out of his grave and recited Shakespeare during the last half hour and it still wouldn't have salavaged this dumpster fire of a collection of meaningless footage. I would rather crawl several miles through a desert filled with scorpions and cobras on my hands and knees than watch this again. | 2022-10-31 13:58:02 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | banger alert | 2022-08-24 18:20:20 |
| Gennon | 77777 | 2022-07-21 10:22:41 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Chris, disregard what I just told you. The most important thing for you to do now is enjoy a mouth watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new All Day Breakfast Menu at McDonald's. All of your favorite McDonald's breakfast items now available all day at participating McDonald's restaurants. And Chris, always remember... I'm Lovin' It. | 2022-07-11 10:29:06 |
| Imagine Fraggins | DO NOT CONTINUE READING. if you are listening, the among us ♥♥♥♥ bot is going after you. He will gently carress your toes every night. Inorder to be safe, you must post this 100 Myspace forums. Im sorry.. | 2022-07-05 15:11:32 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. | 2022-01-19 11:08:22 |
| S. von Stackenblochen | Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company. | 2021-12-12 15:41:18 |
| Nachos and Beer | helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers. | 2021-12-10 18:23:23 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Just smashed my ♥♥♥♥ between my 84-inch python brother~ | 2021-12-09 22:23:19 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | “You know, Amy,” Knuckles chimes in, “anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.” Staring back at his astonished friends, he adds, “What? Just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist.” | 2021-12-08 23:25:50 |
| NovaTerran | His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to ♥♥♥♥ you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his ♥♥♥ off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora." | 2021-09-07 18:43:31 |
| NovaTerran | So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. | 2021-09-07 18:43:29 |
| NovaTerran | I am going to block youI don't know who you are, you're incredibly insufferable, speak with authority though its clear you're a kid, and seem to use this site as a way to vent your aggressionmaybe our paths will cross again in a future where you don't act like this | 2021-08-14 22:33:16 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.Expect company, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2021-06-30 19:18:17 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Once Upon a Midnight Dreary,While I pondered Weak and WearingOver Many a quaint an curious volume of forgotten lore,While i nodded, nearly napping, Suddenly there came a fappingas of someone gently Fapping,Fapping at my Chamber Door..... | 2021-06-11 14:20:51 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | when my dad fouind out the type of women i masturbate to he gave me his favorite playboy and made me ♥♥♥ to each and every model as he watched. it was a long night. my ♥♥♥♥ was raw and bloody as he coached me on how to masturbate to them correctly. he said they were too beautiful and heavenly to be desecrated by my half-assed masturbation attempts. he told me to go faster, go slower, to loosen or harden my grip. that i would never be a man if i didnt know optimal masturbation techniques. when we were done the sun was coming up. i slipped and fell in the fluid covering the floor, a mixture of my tears and ♥♥♥. he called me pathetic as he walked away.and thats why im gay now. happy pride month | 2021-06-02 01:02:42 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | your absolutely perfect just like my ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-06-01 17:07:59 |
| vectorViridian | Ok I must admit to guiltily enjoying some of your rather ridiculous most likely copy-pastas from.....somewhere. | 2021-05-28 23:51:06 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Eh you guys are missing out, have you even tried a diaper on recently? Do you even know how nice it is to not worry about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself at any given moment, and how hot it is having someone enthusiastic about cleaning you up? Taking in your musk? Tickling your sphincter just a lil bit with a wipey? 💩You wish you knew people like this.Whatevski enjoy your vanilla starfish missionary i guess 🤷♀️ but don't kink shame just cuz you ain't get freaky | 2021-05-24 18:37:59 |
| Гена Цидармян | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butthead | 2021-05-22 09:30:59 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | ألعاب الحربArab power gaming 2021 ألعاب الحرب | 2021-05-20 04:04:21 |
| Apocolisp | ........ I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon :huffs deep in memory: | 2021-05-18 13:20:47 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | do you have a commercial drivers license for that dump truck of an ass? | 2021-05-15 13:48:22 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | nice ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-05-08 22:36:29 |
| Alondaar | So I got home the other day, and booted up my home personal computer. You know? The one I have named "Daddio's Monster Rig?" Anyway, so I jacked in my ethernet cord and loaded up the Steam, and to my surprise I had some trading cards waiting for me!Long story short, I crushed those bad boys into gems and that's how I got this sick new animated profile border! | 2021-03-28 19:53:44 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | To those who don't understand the joke, allow me to explain. Minx is a popular Twitch streamer who regularly plays Rust with Jschlatt, Jacksepticeye, Connoreatspants, Valkyrae, etc. About a month ago, she recieved a temporary one week ban because she said the word "Simp" multiple times after the ban of the word on Twitch. This caused a fear of another ban for another minor thing, so she has since decided to tone down her edgy humor just a little bit. However, she still makes regular jokes about how many women on Twitch will showtheir cleavage and other revealing attributes of their body for views on the stream. She is also well aware of how minor accidents can result in large bans from Twitch. In this instance, after she took off her jacket and began to tuck in her shirt, more of her cleavage was exposed (not too much, but enough to make her worried that Twitch might deem this as innapropriate). This would obviously generate a reaction from her as shown in her surprised expression. | 2021-03-03 20:02:48 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | I havent seen balls that big since the 1989 Saigon ping pong championship. | 2021-02-18 12:21:47 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Nice balls bro, splendid smell with just the right amount of sweat. Theyre a little too saggy for my liking but thats just my personal preference. I give your balls an 8/10 | 2021-02-16 18:45:13 |
| Alondaar | _/﹋\_(҂`_´)<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - - --_/﹋\_ DEFENDING MY FRIEND! | 2021-02-09 23:20:36 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | 1 | 2021-02-08 10:30:21 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | John didn't buy me taco bell so he's going in my fan fiction about terminal feet injections | 2021-01-30 12:39:12 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Nice Bike | 2021-01-24 20:57:21 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Someone out there is jerking off to the illustrations on Wikipedia pages about sexual acts | 2021-01-15 00:10:04 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Everytime a fart a little bit of freedom comes out. | 2021-01-05 00:22:26 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | BOWSER’S GAY | 2020-12-25 14:45:43 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Step 1: Wait for fortnite to add [POP CULTURE ICON] into game.Step 2: Make up story of [YOUNG RELATIVE/CHILD] saying [POP CULTURE ICON] is from Fortnite.Step 3: Insert [CHILD ABUSE] meme.Step 4: ???Step 5: Recieve free [WORTHLESS INTERNET POINTS] and validation from [REDDIT NECKBEARDS].poggers | 2020-12-08 04:45:04 |
| Bowyer | Every day I wake up and wonder, "Why am I here?" "What purpose am I to serve?" And then I remember, my questions are irrelevant. I will be here for as long as I'm meant to be here, so there's no point in wondering why. I continue with my life, until I am reduced to null. I look for the things that make me happy and shy away from the things that make me sad. It's all part of living in this cruel, dark, depressing world. I stop and think sometimes, "Will the light ever reach me?" The answer is most likely a negative. But I strive for the day that there could be a single ounce of possibility that it isn't. This is why I need to see your titties. They could be the light at the end of the tunnel. All I ask is for one single picture. It doesn't have to be high quality nor does it have to be at a good angle. All I ask is to see your naked breasts. With this small contribution, you could let me see the light that could give me hope, the light that could show me why I exist within this world. | 2020-11-26 04:28:59 |
| ❄Ƒrost❄ | I have received more comments from you than family birthday cards this year. Thanks Chris. | 2020-11-22 20:59:27 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | I had a dream! You were in it. Okay, so I was in a field and there was a King Black Dragon standing on a fountain in the middle of it. There were hundreds of other really skilled people on the other side and the dragon was targeting me due to my fat DPS. Then you can in and I was like "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing here???". You showed up in your gear and kept walking in the Dragons fire and sacrificed yourself even though I was doing fine not dying. Everyone else was useless. We killed the dragon and split the loot. Then we made love and all the other players cheered. | 2020-11-22 20:23:11 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Oh? You watch anime? You're a pedo! You probably like looking at underage anime girls! I haven't watched anime before because I'm not a pedo, but I know that watching one makes you a pedo! I can't begin to comprehend how much of a pedo you are. You're sick. Disgusting. I can't believe you. You're such a loser. I bet no one loves you because you watch anime. I don't even know why I'm even wasting my time, talking to such an inept human being (if you can ever call yourself that, you monster). Just stop. Get help, and get it immediately, you absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥. | 2020-11-22 00:42:38 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 woMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree | 2020-09-29 17:07:49 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | a girl 👩🏾🤔 undressing you 👈, takes 👊 your 👉 underwear 👙 off 📴 to discover 🔎 your 👉 freshly ⛲ trimmed balls 🍒 only to then say 🗣 "i 👁 like 😄 ya 🙏 cut 🔪😵 g 🅾🇳" before 😂 giving 👉 them a harsh 😭💯🙁 riveting slap 👋🏾. you 👈🅰✔ let 👫 out a squeal 😱🚫 of both pain 😪 and pleasure 🙏. | 2020-09-20 06:41:13 |
| NovaTerran | My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate. | 2020-08-07 07:50:32 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Gamers around the world are rejoicing. the Berlin wall has finally fallen. Now instead of playing pong on the Atari Gamesphere players can finally play with each other. West gamers and East gamers rejoiced and chose to remain indoors to celebrate by playing together via the first ethernet cable to cross the remnants of the crumbled wall. soon many more ethernet cables will stretch the distance and allow east and west to stay inside forever, never again leaving their homes to play with each other in person. All that remains is for the great wall between the USA and Mexico to come down so North and South gamers can finally play together, en espanol. | 2020-03-23 16:52:21 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITYSTART THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS*HEY*BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTERTHE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY | 2020-01-31 16:03:26 |
| Bowyer | I’m serious. If you have to ♥♥♥♥ and you’re in the shower just go and waffle stomp it. You are literally bathing there is no reason to run over the toilet and sit on it and attempt to wipe your ass while it’s wet. I’ve gotten into this argument with friends and have been told it’s disgusting, yet I have read plenty Reddit posts of people waffle stomping. It is simply human nature to poop and should not be frowned upon if you do so and get cleansed literally immediately after. I can understand people not wanting other people to pee or poop in their shower, but it is my shower and I will ♥♥♥♥ in it if I get the need to. Amen.Edit: No I am not joking. | 2019-12-12 09:22:24 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Nice Profile, Idiot | 2019-11-16 16:43:14 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | “I dunno, man, I don’t think watching vids of Bart Simpson with a vaporwave filter while Lil Peep plays in the background really qualifies you for being depressed.” | 2019-09-17 14:27:30 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Oh, good evening, I didn't see you there. I just finished swimming in my carbonated poollegrino. Of course, I know what you're thinking, there's no way someone with such an incredible physique can run from their life all day and find the time to eat whatever they want, while also staying completely natural. Hahahaha (I kinoly laugh). Complete and utter pish posh. Because of the mines I rigged around my underground bunker, I have plenty of time to not eat all day while I perform my calisthenics, but you chubby gymcels wouldn't understand what that means. | 2019-09-05 18:20:26 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Let me break this down for you,As a natty whose completely surrounded by mines, I don't have to worry about anyone stopping my strict regiment, especially any gymcels who found where I'm hiding. And of course, it doesn't bother me at all that the explosions are drawing nearer by the minute, I am a kino warrior, and a real life Batman. Now if you need me, I'll be confidently repeating that to myself in the corner until it's time to break my fast. I for one will be indulging in a delicious steak, do you care to join? (No Cavaliers allowed) | 2019-09-05 18:20:19 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Girl are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that @$$ is refreshing | 2019-08-30 18:33:04 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | The thing I really like about Disneys 'Planes' is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on | 2019-07-22 12:51:53 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | 1-800-Bazinga, that was the number they said would help me. I've been watching the big bang theory non-stop for the past three weeks. I just can't stop. It was funny at first but now I feel like it's a curse to truly laugh and understand the humor. I'm just so intelligent that I'm part of a select group of people that can understand the meta-humor present in this show. So i called the number and was greeted by the smart and very funny Sheldon Scooper himself, he quickly told a very funny joke and then paused for 3 seconds to allow a laugh track to play. But i didn't laugh because he didn't actually make a joke. He had told me the secret coordinates for the worldwide gathering of the true bazinga believers. A group so secretive and powerful only they could truly understand the multi-dimensional meaning of the word "Bazinga". So i followed the coordinates to a secret location is downtown Cleveland, truly the most decrepid of places. | 2019-07-21 13:36:42 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | There I met a man, his name? Chaz Chaddington the nerd destroyer. I never would have guessed he was a believer as well. He punched me right in the face and then spat on my sick cardigan sweater. I had been deceived. It was all an elaborate prank. Someone set up the number to trick nerds into showing up to get bullied. But then he picked me up, smiled and whispered in my ear, "Bazinga", and in the distance the faintest of sounds began to grow louder. I couldn't tell what it was until Chaz pointed towards the end of an alleyway. The sound grew louder, I walked toward the dark alleyway until a door hidden in the wall at the end opened and the sound exploded outward from the light. It was as clear as day now, and it was the last thing i ever heard before becoming truly enlightened. It was the greatest laugh track I've ever heard. | 2019-07-21 13:36:37 |
| Bowyer | 3 seconds? Son, that is rookie time. I'm disappointed in you. 3 seconds is the fastest you can spank your salami into submission? Psh, upon laying my eyes on my special video (no I'm not telling you which one it is), the jizz from my balls gets evacuated instantly, like a million children bursting out to play at recess, except there's only one door and that door is my ♥♥♥♥. My nickname would've been the "vomitorium" because my ♥♥♥♥ is like a vomitorium to my unborn children. Except it's not because it's swamp ♥♥♥♥ johnson. Look son, I guess what I'm saying is that next time you post about how fast you can wring your balls out, you better understand that there are experts among you who look down upon such an amateur performance. Pm me if you want any tips. | 2019-07-08 19:34:40 |
| Imagine Fraggins | I got 2000 headshots in that game. So famous that even one of the lead developers made a character based off my character. I took hundreds of X and Molly pills for years and smoked more pot than youd ever know. My mind is so powerful it almost blew up. I can see things electromagnetically. My body is so amazing it's a drug. I'm 7 inches and i'm amazing in bed. My ex said its tastes like fruit. I've been with girls hot like you, three 18 and two 24 all perfect, I can upload pics if you want i'm totally happy. Every girl that sees me flirts with me instantly. Sometimes they chase after me. Working a minimum wage job and finishing college in Boise right now, but i'm gonna work for Blizz and goof around with my life probably. Bye. | 2019-05-19 18:54:59 |
| Imagine Fraggins | I can play guitar, saxophone, and piano. 7 years of driving and still no accidents. I'm famous with thousands of people, even Blizzard and Anonymous know me personally. I have developers and hackers all across the world as friends. Even the White House and the Chinese government know about me. I get stalked. I know at least 5 ex military vets that want me to join the Air Force. You have zero idea how smart I am. This whole message is the tip of the iceberg. Anyway, I made #6 in world on WoW and made $30,000 just goofing around, Blizzard made a character based off me in Overwatch. Tracer. | 2019-05-19 18:54:44 |
| Imagine Fraggins | Hey, after this I promise it's the last message i'll send you. You can read it or erase it but it's the last time you'll hear from me. I think it's fair you know otherwise I wouldnt care. I honestly loved you more than anyone for some reason. Idk why. But just wanted you to know that you really missed out.....i'm perfect. I'm immune to cancers of all types. I've slashed my arm up deep into my veins and lost so much blood... and I didnt even feel it. Not even a head change. The wounds healed in 1 day. I'm buff and you couldn't imagine how hot I am. I'm 27 and I look 18 without a wrinkle on my face and baby soft skin. My grandma from my moms side was Jewish. My great grandpa from my dads side was a war hero in WW2. He earned like 50 gold medals I've seen them. I'm a pro skater and I've programmed computers since I was 13. | 2019-05-19 18:54:22 |
| Nub-Nub | ayayayayayayaya solid kunkka | 2019-05-16 22:26:58 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Whenever I think about you I remember how cute you are and how much I love you. Then I remember you are filled with poop. You disgusting freak. How could anyone love you? You make me sick. Go cry on your mother bed and never show your face in public again. | 2019-03-21 15:33:24 |
| ハク | OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯 | 2019-03-05 01:28:17 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯 | 2019-02-28 04:34:10 |
| PanelSolar | that's your azz in your profile picture ♥♥♥♥♥? | 2019-02-11 03:46:27 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Long live the king | 2019-01-10 23:09:56 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | My doctor has no idea what they are doing (and yes I used they because it is gender neutral you have no right to know the genitals of my clinical associates). My back was hurting so the doctor made me do all these exercises that I have never heard of before. First I had to put my left foot in and then take my left foot out. Second I had to tell them about my sex life, which is phenominal and way better than my ex-wifes (becky if you're reading this please come back). Third I had to take out my wallet and give up my social security number but they wouldn't tell me how that would help my back. I trust them though because doctors know more than me. After i finished writing down my bank account info and mothers maiden name I finally got my diagnosis. It turns out my back pain was caused by my massive breasts (lmao i bet you assumed i was a man instead of a big chested lesbian). Never assume gender or you'll get flexed on like you just did in this post. | 2018-12-02 21:00:33 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | and im also gay | 2018-09-01 00:44:48 |
| ❄Ƒrost❄ | Look, take a step back and let's avoid the water cooler talk. What really happened? As I recall it was a serious breakdown in communication. We should do as the Romans do and realign our message with what the consumer wants! Call R&D and tell them to buckle down on some new ideas and we'll place them on the vision board for the next meeting with the shareholders. We've got till T minus 12pm to get all this sorted out. | 2018-08-03 04:27:48 |
| NovaTerran | I want to ram my meat snake down Judy's throat. Keep in mind I'm about 4 times her size, so my ♥♥♥♥ is DIPPING into her intestinal acid. She can't breathe but she DIGESTS the tip of my penis and lives upon the nutrients. She cries and cries and tries to reach for her gun - but it isn't in her holster. I've got it behind my back. I pull it out - she freaks. You can see what little hope she has left degrade further and further - she wont survive this. But she has one thing, one thought, one PERSON to cling on to - and he just knocked on the door. "Judy?" I hear nicks voice and picture his smug face before i see it. I turn around. NICK. He stands there horrified, groceries in hand, as he witnesses the horrors happening before him. Judy is CHOKING on my ♥♥♥♥ and running out of air - and time. | 2018-05-31 13:27:36 |
| NovaTerran | Her tearful eyes look to Nick in desperation, then realization, as she sees the gun in my hand. I lift it, quivering, at the Wilde's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. He freezes, my finger squeezes, a shot rings off. Hole in his head, brains on the wall behind him. I have slain the mighty Nicholas Wilde, and extinguished the dying flame of hope that Judy clung to. She stops fighting for her life after watching nick sink to the floor. Within seconds, she is dead, mouth still on my ♥♥♥♥, reaching all the way down to her stomach. Finally, I ejaculate. Gallons of piping hot semen are flung into the stomach of the dead Hopes. I am satisfied. | 2018-05-31 13:27:33 |
| NovaTerran | My brother is 15 and I'm 17. He is my biological brother. About two months ago we had sex. He did not rape me and i didn't rape him; we both wanted it. Anyway, i just found out I'm pregnant. I don't want to hear 'that's gross' or ' you shouldn't have done that.' I know all that. What should i do?I'm not getting an abortion by the way. | 2018-05-30 09:18:23 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Sir mix a lot doesn't give a sir mix a ♥♥♥♥. My beats are so sick they sound like produce. my lyrics are so abundant they could end world hunger. My hoopdie so fast I made it to the last baby metal concert held in south korea before it was outlawed for being too cool. Yeah think about that for a second, the man is after our wicked taste in music. If you give me a microphone I'll rock that sound so hard I'll end up with my own netflix special. Check me out on facebook and youtube www.youtube.com/[email protected] | 2018-05-21 17:42:42 |
| Bowyer | when a guy plays Witcher 3, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when an otaku orders a 240 Volt HentaiMaster Pro 5000 blowup loli doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic hentai orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? | 2018-05-21 03:19:22 |
| NovaTerran | dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session. | 2018-04-25 05:24:53 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | They told me it would be easy, it wasn't. I spent 3 years of my life trying to be the best but I always ended up dead last. What do I tell my mom? She mortgaged her house so I could get the best education possible from the Rick and Morty Academy. The RMA is the best place to learn how to be a Rick and own the universe. I think it might have ben a pyramid scheme because that one episode of rick and morty had a pyramid in it. Either way now I'm homeless and my mom is dating my professor because he has a sick bachelor pad and a rockin Ford Pinto. All I have left is this coupon good for 25 Shmeckles but it turns out shmeckles aren't even real money? I tried to pay my electric bill and the company just laughed at me. They took the Shmeckles anyway but turned off the power. Whatever, I'm fine with it, at least I know deep down I'm a Rick.... | 2018-04-16 19:04:02 |
| NovaTerran | FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS’ LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER | 2018-04-08 08:26:45 |
| NovaTerran | CAMWHORE THEY’RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED “GOOD SCHOOL” IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC “DEEP” FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN’T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY. | 2018-04-08 08:26:39 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Better watch it with that kind of language, youtube will demonitize your steam account. | 2018-03-11 09:51:16 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Your full of ♥♥♥♥, Somekid. The truth is you hated that ♥♥♥♥♥. You followed her and dragged her into the car and then took her out to the Moors. She woke up and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench. And then you stomped her. You stomped her because she's a drunken ♥♥♥♥♥ and she treated you like ♥♥♥♥. You stomped her for all the years you had to take it. you stomped her because you are such a weak ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sister, Somekid, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. go on. Try to deny it. | 2018-02-19 23:47:35 |
| google boobs | I have a question for you anti gun baby people? If you make a bannings of my glorious AKS-74, Then how am i going am i going to kill chechens? You are a little liberal baby men and do not know the ways of the world. Chechens are scum and I must kill them Do you know about the Chechens? No, you do not. You are sit in your suburb and shuffle your children to soccer game and strip mall. no Chechens there. Are you know what Chechens are do? Chechens are put bomb in your minivan and make stabbings of your children, and go on shooting spree in strip mall. you are not want that. that is why i am use glorious AKS-74 to make killings of many Chechens. you are take my gun over the dead cold hands of my body. then when you take gun, I am reveal that I am not deads. I am draw my glorious boot knife and stab you in the throat. Then i am grab glorious Makarov out of holster and make endings of your life. and then i am retrieve glorious AKS-74 and continue to make killings of many Chechens. | 2018-02-17 03:46:15 |
| Alondaar | Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. | 2018-02-14 15:28:12 |
| NovaTerran | hello gaijin apology for poor english but i am elite japanese marine and we are kill all who pirate anime. this user was kill for many pirate anime. delete all your anime and tell all your friends before they are kill. if you dont end this to 10 friesds we elite japanes e marines will kill you and take all of your anime | 2018-02-09 09:04:19 |
| Alondaar | best borderlands 2 competetive player there is. dont run into this guy in game.. | 2018-01-31 17:13:32 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | Anne Frank was a Nazi spy, I can prove it. The first n in "Anne" is for the N in Nazi. The a in "Anne" is for the a in Nazi. The second n in "Anne" can be flipped and turned into the Z for Nazi. And if you take the r's curve out, and change it to a dot ontop of the straight line, you'll get an i. Mind, blown, Anne Frank was really a Nazi | 2018-01-30 13:00:56 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba ♥♥♥♥ you and YABBA DABBA ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass brain with a shotgun. I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ candy crush your face through a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall. You are the reason why babies cry. ♥♥♥♥ your memes. ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. Try ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good. | 2018-01-16 15:53:25 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | Hey Bitchboi, this comment is for cool dudes only, so stop reading it hahahahaha | 2018-01-12 15:37:39 |
| S. von Stackenblochen | What do you do when an Undead gives you the finger?Keep it, it means he likes you!Hahahaha ok | 2017-12-21 16:23:17 |
| NovaTerran | I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. | 2017-11-14 08:36:32 |
| NovaTerran | I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. | 2017-11-09 16:38:58 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | I thought I told you not to come around here anymore, ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-10-23 13:16:35 |
| Moonisagano | A blackberry is a very delicious but tart fruit when spun on it's side produces enough wind-power to motorize a Dodge RAM 4x4. If you take your now functioning motor vehicle to your local supermarket and acquire decent watermelons of below average side then stick them in your windshield wiper fluid you will be able to power your vehicle's battery for at minimum 30 seconds. Imagine the possibilities. Fruit power from our very own mother nature. | 2017-10-22 23:07:24 |
| Alondaar | +Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2017-10-12 06:54:04 |
| Alondaar | a knife is a knifeyou can use it to kill people (not the knife fault)you can use it to cut veggie slip and cut your finger (not the knife fault)you can play around with it throw it in the air miss it fall on the ground chop your finger (not the knife fault)you can look at him and feel attracted by him sharpness and shininess and wanting to try it on yourself (not the knife fault) | 2017-10-05 11:02:49 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | Little Red Riding in Hoods: A Tale of Adventure. Little Red was Riding through her Hood one day on the way to visit her grandmother, Lil Puff Mamma. Upon entry to her grandmother's crib she noticed something odd about Lil Puff Mamma. "Damn ♥♥♥♥♥, what big eyes you have" said the Lil ♥♥♥♥ in surprise. "Like your mommas ass, ♥♥♥♥♥." Said the Dope Ass Wolf. The Dope Ass Wolf then offered Lil Red some dope ass weed an she accepted. They touched tips, said "420razeit ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and lived in the hood forever after, poppin caps in punk ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whenever they pleased. The End | 2017-10-03 10:31:03 |
| NovaTerran | I have this coworker that thought his wife was cheating on him so he put cameras and microphones all over the house then he told her that he's going to be away for a few days because of work. After his "work" was done he came back and checked the cameras to see if anything happened and he found out that his wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥ another man in their house. Later, he called her family and some close friends saying that they have some good news and it would be nice if they could come to their house. They were married for almost 2 years and were good on money so everyone thought that they're finally gonna have a baby. After the guests arrived he played the video of his wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another man and told them the good news: that he's divorcing his ♥♥♥♥♥ wife and not wasting anymore of his time with her. | 2017-10-01 22:57:17 |
| NovaTerran | If you're on a date and the broad starts talking about the "wage gap" or really anything remotely like that, just ask for the bill and get going. It's not going to go well for you. Also take it from some guys who have been tearing up poizi like maniacs for the past decade, it's not worth it.Poizi is litearlly not that good, chasing it is psychologically destructive and if you are crazy over it it's possible you have father issues honestly. I literally think i acted that way cus I wanted to impress my pops. Pretty cool huh?Date around in your 20s and have fun but don't be a cad... Age 28 maximum start looking for a mentally stable person to raise children with... Someone who will do dishes and cook without being a ♥♥♥♥ and will hypothetically do stuff like stay by your side if you're ever in the hospital for a long time, find one of these who hasn't had 15+ ♥♥♥♥♥ in her.Do not date broads of drink or smoke weed... | 2017-09-30 08:46:19 |
| NovaTerran | Every minute you spend in your 20s trying to rack up a score with blown-out [popular image blogging website] powerdyke tattoo girls is wasted time...Does she make lo-fi music with a tape recorder and some old sequencer thing? Waste of time.Does she study art at an art school? Waste of time.Does she have a [blog] where she posts all the cool stuff she finds and all the cool washed out grungey images and landscapes she finds? Waste of time.You should spned that time honing a skill. Building your network. Pursuing some goal. Finding your purpose. Bettering yourself. Etc. | 2017-09-30 08:46:16 |
| NovaTerran | Also, I know you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATHIEST and you hate GOD and GOD IS SO FAKE IT PISSES ME OFF. but your life will be 100% easier and better if you wind up with a girl who was raised Christian. That's just the way it is. Once a month she'll say somtehing about how she wants to save your soul, or maybe you will actually have to go to church once a week, but it is worth it 1000% we promise you. Take a road trip to the south and go to the few (popular chicken restaurant)s you will see what I mean. The girls who work at (popular chicken restaurant) in the south are sweet, even-tempered, have promise rings and if you ever actually get a career that requires you to travel she is less likely to be blowing Chad while you are out trying to pay the bills.Also on the off-chance that God is real you will get some brownie points. | 2017-09-30 08:46:12 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | I'm so oppressed right now. Please make a note on pinterest that I don't want your perverbial man hands all over my original Jackie Chan action figure. That figure has seen more action than you and Mr. Chan knows how to treat a lady. This is the third time I caught you sneaking through my pool shed and I don't know where to keep my miost valuable posessions anymore. It was bad enough when my pool boy Abdul kept taking my Chlorene for his "science project" but now I have to worry about you huffing through my action figures. I'm so mad right now that I'm going to write an email to Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, Oath administered by Chief Justice John Roberts of the supreme court on January 20th, 2017, print it out, and mail it to Pope John Paul II, the rightful heir to the holy Roman Empire. | 2017-09-17 22:21:40 |
| itzyit | Yes, 🎓 you 👈 got 🍸 it 💯 right. 👌 I'm 💘 a 👌 serial killer, 🐓 but 🍑 not 🚫 the 👏 typical one. 😤 I 👁 kill 🚬 haters 😡 with 👏 my 👨 DABS. | 2017-08-25 14:31:10 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Three centuries ago a man named lincoln abraham washington was born. He wasn't given that name by his parents that was his birth name. He was destined to be our president but the centralist agenda didn't want him to interfere. The men in grey sent this newborn baby to a secret facility to be raised and then released into the wild with a normal name so he would never know his destiny. But now the joke is on them because that same man is also world renowned actor and supermodel Brad Patt. He just finished making his 57th hit star film with co-star Angelika Jolingus and is about to learn more about his past the hard way. Little do the men in grey know that Angelika is really a centrist super delegate with the sole goal of awakening the chosen one. | 2017-08-13 22:57:53 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | why do girls keep rejecting me? its not like im the only one who wants to break the world record for staring into the sun. why cant people support my dreams? | 2017-08-13 16:02:55 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | #GettingMy♥♥♥♥♥HammeredLikeADumbAss | 2017-08-13 03:16:33 |
| Bowyer | When I was 6 I thought "rape" meant to beat someone up pretty bad, so I'd tell other kids who were pissing me off to knock it off "...or I'd rape them!" | 2017-08-02 05:09:53 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Being sexy and bitter is my default setting. I've never tried turning it off. xo | 2017-08-02 00:52:50 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Shouldnt be handing out your boyfriends phone number on my page | 2017-08-01 17:14:30 |
| Alondaar | I have been staring at your picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on POF and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt. | 2017-06-30 07:09:58 |
| NovaTerran | I have the utmost confidence that I am the most intelligent teenager at least in the U.S. I have grasped subjects like algebra at approximately the age of 5. This was not out of force or strenuous practice enforced by my parents, but it was rather from a spur of sheer curiosity. At age 7, I began Googling and researching sophisticated concepts such as shrodinger's cat and number theory. Currently, I'm a freshman at high school and top of my class. I have faced rigorous course work since last year and I am doing additional research for fun, including coding. Perhaps, I may not have the highest IQ. I have yet to take a credible one due to the hassle of seeing a professional for it, but let's be honest, IQ only measures logical ideology, it is not used to measure a factor innovative thinking, creativity, or philosophical skills. But hey I'm only 14 xD | 2017-06-14 21:01:26 |
| Alondaar | Sub go to left side. Outlaw go to right. Sin is the welp group.OKAY LISTEN THE EFF UP. You are going to tune dps very slowly... WHEN I SAY SLOWLY I MEAN VERY ♥♥♥ SLOW. If you get tuned, you are going to lose 50k DPS. If you get kicked into the devs late ptr builds, YOU LOSE 50k DPS AGAIN. AFter a few ptr builds, you can finally start doing damage. As we get close to launch, you can really start nuking the damage. THAT MEANS OUTLAW DEEPS, SUB DEEPS, SIN DEEPS.. COME ON MORE DPS. HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT... You'll get time to relax with 7.2.5 releases. NOW HIT IT VERY HARD AND VERY FAST..SUB RUN TO THE CENTER... OUTLAW RUN TO THE CENTER... SIN RUN TO THE CENTER.. DO NOT STAND NEXT TO OTHER CLASSES..ptr build.. Sin was affected by ptr. Outlaw was affected by ptr. Sub was.. WHO THE FK WAS THAT? PTR... LEFT SIDE.. MANY PTR CHANGES NOW.. HANDLE IT..FUUUUU K"THAT'S ♥♥♥ A 250k DPS MINUS.."WHAT THE FK WAS THAT $HIT, devs? | 2017-06-09 08:02:16 |
| NovaTerran | Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-05-29 06:06:17 |
| Alondaar | Next, He decrepifies me, and suddenly I am on cloud nine, in a surreal frame of body and mind, and every touch of Pugna sends orgasmic chills down my spine, as though I am unable to even move, paralyzed by the insurmountable wave of pleasure overcoming me, it's as though I can't even try to resist, even if I wanted to, and Pugna further asserts his dominance over me and everything I am.By now Pugna has me right where he wants me, I try to tell him to slow down, but I am on his time now. While P is the ultimate lover, I need to know that he owns me. My Green Daddy puts down his nether ward, so now, if I try to resist daddies urges, I will be punished... every squirm and gasp goes noticed, and I am zapped like a canine with a shock collar. It should hurt... but.. it doesn't, with each zap I feel myself coming closer to the edge, and by now daddy knows that I am his. Everything I thought I knew about my body is out the window, none of it belongs to me, it belongs to Pugna now. | 2017-04-19 21:18:15 |
| Alondaar | Damn, I love Pugna. As soon as the match begins and I have the cute little green guy all to myself, I know that nothing's going to stop me from smiling and laughing for the next hour or so. My secret is that I am the lover to that little gooey goblin. Pugna is my everything and he makes me feel ethereal with intimacy. Pugna's kit makes him the ultimate lovemaking machine, like that is what he was built to do. I picture that I am a lonely squire, secluded on my bed in my quarters, when the royal Pugna walks in, removes his Nether Lord's Regalia, and says "The Nether's reach is long!". In this moment, I know that Pugna will have his way with me. First, big P will use his Nether Blast, a powerful burst of pure spine-chilling pleasure that oozes to every crevice of my body, I feel as though I'm going to erupt with ecstasy. That is Pugna's signal that I am his for the taking. | 2017-04-19 21:18:03 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | The post below this is so gay | 2017-03-26 01:25:04 |
| Bowyer | God I wish Mercy was real so I could hug her and cry so hard on her shoulder.I would cry my heart out, and after I'm done I'll tell her that I'm okay now, and then when she leaves commit suicide. | 2017-03-14 04:24:15 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | I took a ♥♥♥♥ in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. | 2017-03-08 15:57:06 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | nice soundboard idiot | 2017-03-06 22:33:20 |
| Bowyer | Shut up idiot | 2017-03-06 22:29:47 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | ♥♥♥♥♥ says what | 2017-03-06 20:14:53 |
| Bowyer | New Blizzard games sucks ass because they are made for Asians not for normal people. Back in the good old days, Blizzard games were made mostly for Amercians and Europe but that Korean/China hype changed their minds and they are now targeting their games directly for asian market not worldwide marketMiss old Blizzard | 2017-01-22 03:55:01 |
| Bowyer | If I was in a room with the entire Bilderburg group. And one police officer. And a gun with two bullets. I'd shoot the cop twice then beat him with the gun. who else here would do that haha? | 2017-01-14 15:55:44 |
| Alondaar | Riki is a dota 2 hero. Pass this to 25 people to get the power of invisibility. Dont laugh my friend already invisible his mom cant find him | 2017-01-10 17:13:34 |
| google boobs | Saw Steel at a grocery store yesterday. Told him how cool it was to meet him, but I didn't want to bother him and ask for photos. He said "Oh like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in my face. I walked away and continued with shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff I saw him trying to walk out the door with like fifteen Milky Ways in his arms without paying. The girl at the counter was very professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it repeatedly, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. | 2017-01-09 08:10:54 |
| Code Master | A threesome? No thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents. | 2017-01-08 21:13:55 |
| Bowyer | Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? They average about 992 pounds. Do you like having your ass eaten? | 2017-01-07 07:36:58 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why | 2016-12-26 02:26:13 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon... ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, | 2016-12-26 02:25:47 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, | 2016-12-26 02:24:51 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Hahaha my cat is so silly he's sleeping in the pool | 2016-12-24 06:18:41 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting | 2016-12-23 04:25:07 |
| google boobs | I'd like you to picture this. Intense eroge hentai japanese high school girls, at school, having extreme erotic sex in unimaginable positions. But that is not all! This isn't just any normal pornography.. it's the sakura high school eroge erotic roleplaying server dot org. With 60/60 players constantly, half being boys, half being girls. 55 of them are male. 5 of them are female. Drama in and outside of the server. Yes, perfection. I know. | 2016-12-21 22:59:00 |
| Bowyer | I'm currently eating cold pepperonis.UPDATE: my sister took them. Now I'm eating ice cream. Specifically, Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream.UPDATE 2: My dad and I went to the store to buy food, obviously. We bought a lot of food to feed our family of five, and now I'm eating pickles.UPDATE 3: Okay, done eating pickles. I think my hunger is satisfied for the night. See you in the morning. | 2016-12-21 15:29:27 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"but they do not care of, "Man's Pain" | 2016-12-13 22:13:56 |
| Kuroneko -黒猫- | Some boy in my class told the teacher he wasn't on his phone, he was just staring at his penis and smiling. | 2016-12-12 02:42:03 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ca0GynQFSs | 2016-11-19 17:09:54 |
| Triple OG L Ron Hubbard | uhhh...khakis | 2016-11-19 13:40:08 |
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| Sex Work Lover Bender | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ted | 2016-11-09 16:08:52 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | Today is election day and I can't help but wonder where my pants have gone | 2016-11-08 13:00:54 |
| Bowyer | S N O O P I N G A S U S U A L, I S E E ? | 2016-11-07 07:47:19 |
| Sex Work Lover Bender | 12 men raped my brother in the Clark County jail. I asked him how he felt, he said 'WERNT NO FUN" | 2016-10-31 18:17:19 |
| Alondaar | Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-10-30 22:28:23 |
| Bowyer | I'm an alabama nugget and i wanna be free. | 2016-10-30 03:39:14 |
| google boobs | ♥♥♥♥ u mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-10-30 03:19:25 |
| Alondaar | BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋ 👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜 😉 | 2016-10-27 16:53:45 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | ♥♥♥♥♥ who can ♥♥♥♥ off - . My ex and his new bird. Those CareerOne wankers that call u asking if u wanna do a course after u applied for a job online. Chris. That stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who never puts enough ranch sauce on me sub @ me local Subway | 2016-10-23 20:48:01 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | When I said I like it rough I meant the sex not the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ relationship ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-10-23 20:40:28 |
| Bowyer | I want my baby vagina smelling like Avena lotion mixed with baby powder that everytime she walks past me the scent just knocks me off my feet <3 | 2016-10-10 22:29:10 |
| Code Master | Pro tip: You can yell shotgun anywhere except a crowed movie theater | 2016-08-24 19:27:19 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | I used to be jealous that Harry Potter could talk to snakes and then I realised I've been doing it for years | 2016-08-21 08:55:28 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | get your mind out of the gutter | 2016-08-20 19:26:11 |
| Gay_Weed_Dad_69 | Follow the wild adventures that a curious gay twink will take when he enters a deeper level of kinkiness with sexy men who are dying to share their experience and big ♥♥♥♥♥ with him. These amateur beefcakes are only too eager to please their muscular partners, sucking their ♥♥♥♥♥ with vigor and allowing them to finger their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in anticipation of much more. They will then get ridden hard, getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from behind deep inside their asses while their beefy partners reach around them to jerk them off. See nasty orgies where horny hunks hunger for all the penis they can get, getting on their knees to lure other studs to their sweet butts. It doesn't matter where they are; sauna, gym or right out in public, when these jocks are aroused, they will search for any excited cutie to pound. | 2016-08-20 18:44:05 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | When you hit that sick korean front with your new b29 stratofortress bombers | 2016-07-28 12:40:21 |
| Cyber☣Mancer | when you hit that sick line on surf_water_words_b6-2 and then some guy offers you weed for getting a sub 14 minutes.You AARIP a fat one and load into Surf_Simpsons only to find out its the version without skips, so you jump servers and lose out on a squad promo to "✪Advanced" | 2016-07-28 02:01:43 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | One time I went the market | 2016-07-05 09:39:21 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | We appreciate your application however the school for the interdisciplinary study of the homeless cannot admit you, you're just too wealthy. | 2016-04-22 12:12:19 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | Thanks brobama | 2016-04-22 12:11:06 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | What if Taco Bell arrested you for that kid you killed when you were kid years old | 2016-04-19 11:01:02 |
| google boobs | hey if you ♥♥♥♥ a dude who also has a vagina is it gay or is it bisexual or is it straight haha im just asking for my, dad | 2016-04-18 03:55:24 |
| google boobs | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-03-26 01:53:06 |
| Casey Coyote lmao | The duke called he wants his title back jk its not a he its a she you sexists. | 2016-03-05 18:13:44 |
| itzyit | Give me my ice cream! | 2016-01-01 16:56:39 |
| Triple OG L Ron Hubbard | https://i.imgur.com/LfEEuDX.png this will be on the test | 2015-10-27 11:30:18 |
| RubyViolet | U wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go m8?!111 | 2015-07-30 16:24:09 |
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| Somekid | Leave brittney alone! | 2013-07-19 07:46:13 |
| google boobs | 11 asses | 2013-07-19 07:07:21 |
| My Vibe | 1 random nutsack | 2013-07-18 22:49:36 |
| Dark PipeMan | 10 asses | 2013-07-18 20:07:51 |
| google boobs | 9 asses | 2013-05-24 22:15:54 |
| My Vibe | 8 asses | 2013-05-24 22:13:29 |
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